Bob Does Sports Podcast - Joey Cold Cuts Responds To The Haters...

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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I got eviscerated in the comments on that. People who are saying that I didn't want Bob to break 80 are out of their minds. A lot of people are like Joe secretly doesn't want him to break 80, which is for him. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. Because no one wants to see you break eating more than I do.

Now these haters come on. The D-Man talked about doing his version of that and knowing that Joe would go at it with these guys. People are pretty tough behind the keyboard of an internet screen. Joe versus Schmo. Wouldn't it be? No, I don't know. You didn't let her buy it.

immediately. No. Talk to Mike. Talking to the mic. He's rolling. Yes, we are. Are we rolling?

Yeah. Why don't you say something? Because you were arguing. It was good content. Oh my goodness. We're doing great, Jay, but don't worry about it. No.

The Brimley, or not Brinley, I'm not a sports podcast. Christ. You know, normally we need to have a proper intro. I hate, I have an issue

with podcasts that just start. I don't like, Well, then you ask you your own or kind. How many podcasts do you listen to? A few. Name them. Bob is sports. He was the talented Mr. Roto's fantasy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sportsman's a great one. Is that what he said? Yeah. That's unbelievable. I listen to, uh, oh yeah, sportsman's a great one.

I listen to Rogan at times. I just don't like podcasts when they, just, it's like there's no intro. I don't like that. I don't like it. I don't like how it starts. There's a beginning and end to everything in life. There should be a beginning to the podcast.

He does that big sniff. Like he'll talk about produce. He'll be like, yeah, the thing with produce is, and he does like the big. Rogan? He takes like a giant sniff.

Yeah. He's like a animal. I just know. He has, if you get him laughing, he will howl like a hyenaean is sometimes. I mean, have we done that?

Was that with you? He doesn't like body control. Yeah, he starts like, Shrieking. It's awesome. He, yeah.

But he laughs at things that, like, you know what I find funny is, if you watch him in, like, Sebastian, when he had Sebastian on, Sebastian said things, like, about, you know,

Joe doing, like, three hours before he gets his day started with, like, coal plunge and all that. Like, he was, like, making jokes, but Joe didn't see it as a joke because that, like, Joe takes that so seriously,

like, his routine. But, like, Sebastian was like, Jesus, like, you know, three hours and your day hasn't started, but he wouldn't see it as a joke. You're telling me, take a cold plunge every morning. Yeah, he's like, Jesus, Joe. He's like, that's like three, four hours before you had a cup of coffee. It takes a while to get, get to see you too sometimes, though,

different things. Well, I, in all honesty, I do have my morning. Yeah. Well, it's, it's, wake up right to the gym, sauna, cold punch. No, the cameos, well, the 24-hour ones before the gym. It's hard to get you before noon, man. No, that's not true, bro. That's, that's, that's, Is that the narrative, Pop? No, the narrative is that you got banged yesterday at the airport. What happened there? The narrative is this clown is trying to make it sound like I was not courteous to someone. When I got up, by the way, I don't understand why some people on a plane, they have no,

they just have to move. That I agree with. Three to four times during that flight, which is ridiculous. How many times do you have to go to the bathroom? It almost made me feel like she was due pulling a pop. One is I can't ask a grown man if I can use the bathroom. That's number one. That's tough.

That's number one. Why not? That's like prison. I'm a grown man. I'm not going to ask another grown man. Hey, I need to use the guy next to your time. Yeah,

yeah. But why don't you just say, excuse me? I don't like saying that. Okay, well, neither do I. It's a good point. I just didn't. But also, more importantly,

I get up several times to go to the bathroom. This woman was on the window and she made us get up three to four times. And then we were sitting in row 35. And she goes, I have a quick connecting flight. I'm going to miss. I'm like,

even if you get by me, which I let her buy right away. I was like, You ain't go. I said, I said, I'll let you buy you. You ain't going in. Exactly. You said that to her.

Now, I started laughing. I was like, oh, you ain't. That's right. He was courteous. He was courteous. And he was like, he was courteous to her. By the way, it was crazy. Concur?

They missed the flight. They didn't move. Yeah, because you blocked their ass. No, that's fucking. See, now you're full of shit. No, you're lying. I let her buy. But there was a guy behind.

But you made a comment. I didn't make a comment to her. But not to her to the whole plane. No, I mean, out loud laugh. nobody's getting by when you're in Section 37. I did because the old guy behind, we got to keep it moving,

and we got to go fast and quick. And I looked over it, I'm like, yo, you're in 35 and there was a pilot next to me. And he started Halloween. Why not just let them buy? Like,

why do you have to give them your two cents? My thing is like, you have to make a comment. It's unbelievable to me that you think you're going to get anywhere. You're in 35. You don't need to be a deterrent to that. Let them fucking. But you draw attention to you and people next you don't want that attention.

I had a woman in the aisle seat in front of mine, 22, I guess, she would have been. This late, old lady, popped up like you've never, like out of a cannon. Popped up like a cannon directly down the aisle. She only had to get by one person. She's right at first class. But did she have to get a bag? No. So that's a huge play, yeah.

It was a big play. I mean, that's good. No, she did. Her bag was further up. The people who get up when you went. She pulled the pop. She was gone. I will say the people.

well she probably pre-planned it. The people, Cutsi, the people who get in 37, what happened? I know another pop train flick, or train-plick, a plane trick that he does,

which works well for him, is he'll, like, assess when he's, like, going in, you'll look at the space above the first class, and he puts his bag in that first class compartment, so he doesn't have to go anywhere.

Yeah, no, that makes total sense because they're already sat. As long as every, like, all the seats are full. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not saying it's brilliant. Yeah.

Well, the worst is when you get to your seat and there's nothing and you've got to put your bag behind where you're sitting because you're fucked. If your bag is behind where you're sitting, you're never going to get up and be able to get back there. The only time, you have to wait. I will say. I do feel bad. Like some people are annoying about it, but like not, like having to run through the airport is one of the worst feelings. Oh, it's all right. Like, it just sucks.

And then like if you're in security, not knowing if you're like, it's one of the most stressful situations. The one that was hilarious was when we got that connector. The Charlotte POP. Yeah. But this is when Pop was a little hefty or so. He got a little gas. It was a long way. The Charlotte Shuffle.

He didn't have the stamina that he would now. The Charlotte Shuffle. We were, I get to the gate. I get to the gate. I'm like, sorry, the door's closed. And I just look at my phone and it's just a couple of texts from you guys. Sorry, Bob. No.

Yeah, it was. Probably like a real. No, Bob said something like, looks like Pop didn't make it. No, I think I said to you, like a couple years. ago you would have made that. Dang him after he got banged. But I will say, day, and I love you to death. But I get, I said it to you, I get very, very stressed out.

Like, if I have to go to the airport and you guys aren't around, like, if I don't have other bodies with me and it's just you and the D man, I get so stressed out because he's going to piss off. Like, he can't go the full way to the gate without pissing at least two to three people off. What am I pissing off? Whether it be the best. bag attendant, whether it be a person, somebody in line. I'm quite courteous to the staff working at the airport, always.

I always make little chit-chat. I always say, how are you doing today? I am. Because he has a tough job living in a different world. I'm about the Rogan laugh over here, dude. I'm very nice to the people who take your bags and stuff. I'm normally very courteous to those. The funny sound thing we talked about it on the pod was with you with the,

now look, this guy did get a little too snippy with you. It was unnecessary, but we were at the airport, me and Joe, and we went to a Kava, and dude, it's like a polar where they have the glass in front. But Kava had, like, it was like the green monster. Like, this was a big glass. And Joe goes to pick out his protein, and he goes over the glasses. It was a sauce. By the way, the whole point of the window. The whole point of the glass is to not have that.

I don't know how you're going to contaminate a sauce that's in a bottle by pointing it. No, but I was over the top. He yelled at me, and you don't yell at the customers normally supposed to be right. It matters of taste. But it does, what if you do? It does matter. But it was the sauce. It wasn't like I was putting my hands over the chicken.

It was over the sauce. I was like, I want that Chipotle Caesar. Because it was, and by the way, it was a fire plate. I couldn't believe me. I was, howling, laughing because I already had my bowl. I was good. Just wanting it. I mean, he just went.

fucking creamed over the glass. Because you know how many times when you pointed something, whether it's subway or somewhere else, and they're like, oh, this or no, this or that? And it's like, it's a whole whirlwind. Like, I just wanted to point at the sauce that I wanted so he knew so there was no discrepresent. Have you found, though, that you get in more arguments

with staff than like most people do? Have you found that like your average? It's a hit or miss. There's sometimes where I'm a little out of line. I'll say, but then. There's also sometimes where people get chippy with you and the average person will just take it. I'm not going to sit there and take it. That's not how I'm wired.

Like I think part of it too was for years, for decades, I had to take unwarranted bang jobs from other people when I was at my job. So now it's revenge. It's just like, yeah. Revenge towards me. I'm going to come right back. It's his era's tour. That's not crazy. That's not crazy.

I'm going to come at you. That's not crazy. That's not crazy. but I will say most people in life are not chippy. Like, if you go, if you spend a day going to a million places, you're not going to get many chippy. People meet you with your, like. Correct.

You're not going to get many chippy, like servers or anything unless you're chippy to them. The thing is, too, I will say this. And I think all in the people in the room would agree. I'm actually a nice person. I'm not like a bad, spirited guy. I don't wish bad on anyone. I try to be nice to people. But there's times where people just piss me off.

and I'm just at the point where I'm just going to react the way I react. And like, you're going to poke a snake. The snake's going to take a lunge at you. This guy could have been like, sir, please don't point. He's like, no pointing over the clock. I'm like, yell at me. I'm not going to be like sit there. And by the way, I didn't really say anything.

Minds me my dad. My mom had that like intervention with my dad where she was like, she said to me like, I'm going to say something to him about like his pickle wall like behavior because like he does lately. He gets a little chippy on the court with people. Like bad calls or like he'll get to let. he never used to do that and she tried to talk to him about it. He's like, Sue, I'm at the point of my life where I don't have to be nice to people that I don't like. He is right. I'm going to be a bad old person.

Yes, but he's a lot older than you. Yeah, he's twice your age. Well, no. He's young at heart. Sure. I'm sure where the D man's going to be at that time. Dude, when Joe is like 60. Is that Clint Eastwood movie? Oh, he's a car. Grand Tremio. Grand Trio. Yeah, yeah. Get off my lawn. Yeah. bad. I don't think it'll be that bad. I hope I have a Grand Torino. I'm good. I don't think I'm a bad person. I know. I think no one's sat here and said you're a bad person.

There's this misconception that I'm not the bad person. It's just difficult. That I abuse staff. Like that's fucking insane. I happen to tip people really well. I try to treat service staff incredibly well. But if you come at me, if you take a shot, be prepared to fucking Best tipper, if you catch Joe on a run at the craps table, if you bring him a drink, he'll toss like 20 balls. It's crazy. That's great for that.

The amount of money that he throws to these. Back something for yourself. I'm also a little, I'm a little for the stick. For the stick. For the staff. It's one for the crew. Yeah. But when you're making money money, you're tossing like hundreds there.

Well, over time. I'll throw like 10, 20 bucks at time. Yeah. But you know what? I'm also very superstitious and stuff like that. I feel like if you, if you treat them good, you're going to have good luck on your side. Yeah.

I agree, though. You're a very, very nice guy. You're just one of the only really nice guys I know who finds himself in as many situations as you do. Yeah, yeah. It's, you find yourself in a lot of precarious. I've seen a few more hands up from the D man lately. Recently, he's been a lot better.

Yeah, recently there's been a few more quicker hand up. Yeah, listen, I'm going to be a dad, man. I can't be. Do you know the one that really when we were, plane where he almost hit into those guys. That one got me so mad where he literally like hit into those people in

Arizona. I mean, you got into it on the T-box. Launched it over. Wantsed it over there. And he was acting like I was crazy. Was it the guy in the guys there on the green? No. There was like a bunker over there. Yeah, they were still kind of off. Left. Oh, I was it. Correct. But then once we did. I was like the

second person to shoot. So like it wasn't like I just went up on the T-box and was like hitting before I was supposed to. Like, I think someone, I think Bob teed off before me, and then I teed off, and then they came out of nowhere. I wasn't going to get them. But it wasn't that you hit into them. It wasn't necessarily that you hit into them, though. It wasn't that you hit into them. It was that you weren't acknowledging that you did it. I don't like to be, I don't like to be in trouble for things. I don't like to, I don't like to be. Who does? Yeah, I mean, no one enjoys that.

But in that situation, it wasn't like I had done something wrong. Because I had, I had walked up to the team when it was my turn to hit. But you don't weigh the consequences of your actions. You just do them. I feel like sometimes you think that like saying my bad is like the very worst thing that could ever happen in life. It's not. It's really not. It's okay.

It's okay to make a mistake, recognize it. And then be like, oh, that's on me. My fault. And then it's over. If I'm driving. I get that situation was difficult because we didn't see them. But right when you hit, they popped out. And you went.

You shipped it over their heads. And I understand you didn't intend to do that, but you did it, right? It happened. My point, like, it was a great drive. It was a great drive. It was a pipe drive. It was a pipe show. It was a great show.

In that same situation, Stu, if I had gone up to the T-box and just hit, I would have been like really upset. I would have been like, I'm so sorry that. Like, I would have taken the ownership. I think it was because we, Bob hit before me and it was just like, we didn't see them that I was like, well, I'm not a bad guy. because, but even when the intention is not bad, bad things can still happen and they deserve an apology.

That was the same point. You can intend to do well. You can intend to get like not get into an accident on the road. Yeah. My intention is to drive safe. But if you do something and you cause an accident, it's yours. I would call it a collision. I would call it a collision.

Like no matter. Yeah, you went out with good intent on the roadway, but you caused an accident. Yes. So that's, this is not how I intended this podcast to go. How beautiful is this view? Look at this beautiful place. Can we talk about Utah? Utah.

Yeah, we're in Utah. Give it two. Yeah, Utah. I never been. This really is. I mean, it's really cool. I don't know much about Utah myself, but it looks incredible. Yeah, big, big shout up for them having us out here.

And we have a Grant Horvad major today's six, seven people. Six. Six people. So it's going to be a buckle up. It's going to be long. long day. But a fun one. You get strokes.

45 strokes. We talked about, I think on the last podcast, how Grant unintentionally, he's the nicest guy of all time and a friend, but he bangs you. He bangs us with like. He bangs you more than almost anyone. Oh, I've got, when he did the video, and to his credit, it came down to the wire.

We talked about the one where I started 200 yards out from every hole, so par five. And it came down literally to like the last shot. So, I mean, look, he knows what he's doing, but I'm getting 25 strokes, which is... Listen, the breaking 80 that just came out, the way that you played, if you play like that, which, by the way, I got eviscerated in the comments on that. Part of it was I was on an edible and I was a little bit much, but also, too, I didn't realize how much I talked about the score.

Now, the people who are saying that I didn't want Bob to break 80... He's too exactly. are out of their fucking minds. Because no one wants to see any, but I'm getting off track. My point is if you play like, a lot of people are like, Joe secretly doesn't want him to break 80,

which is fucking horseshit. I don't agree with that. Part of my French, because no one wants to see you break 80 more than I do, and no one wants to support and see you play well more than I do. So that's horseshit. But if you play like you did at Keshwick,

I said that on purpose. Keswick, today, I think you could win. I'm a good Virginia golfer. Yeah, yeah. Stor's a lot for you. If I'm in Virginia, play good. You know, they were saying that the, I know the Brian Bros are amazing at golf,

but last night when we were checking in, in the lobby, they were talking about strokes before you guys got there. And Grant's like, he's like, oh, yeah, Wesley and George are going to shoot 65 tomorrow. So you guys are going to need, you know, your 80, 20 strokes is like a good number. It's like they're just going to go out and shoot 65. I think they could be two or three under. I don't think they're going to shoot a 65. I don't know.

I don't know what T's we're playing. The real deal. Wesley is play, I think we're playing back teams. Oh, that then, you know, you know, what, I will say there is the number, if not. Just looking out the window, the opportunity, the opportunity for lost balls is going to be insane. There's cliffs, there's shrubbery everywhere.

It's, it's going to be interesting out there. I watch some flyovers this morning. There's, whole three is a par three that is reminiscent of the Riviera, how they have the bunker right in the middle of it. Isn't that 10? A whole three here. Oh, yeah. No, you're talking about 10 is a driving.

It's actually like a whole, 14 or whole 13 I love Revere and Riviera and Rivier And it's got a bunker right in the middle and it slopes severely So like if you go on the wrong side of the bunker That's gonna be a bitch Remember we played Riviera with Hallie Ledbetter And she gave you that bunker

Oh my Remember I got mad because the construction guys were like Smashing the crazy as I'm trying to hit They were setting up for the tournament And like they're setting the stands up And he's about to put and he like couldn't believe That these guys are like No

Oh and they're doing construction on that They're trying to get those stands up. The thing is, Joe, their intentions were good. They're nice guys. I don't think you were. You just got a little chippy with him. They were laughing at me. Remember they were laughing at us?

Yeah. Sounds about right. I was watching. We had no Wi-Fi on the phone on the plane. There was. There was Wi-Fi. The second flight? Yeah.

What? I couldn't get on. I couldn't get on. Really? Yeah. He got on. Because you were talking before. You said there's no Wi-Fi.

It wasn't showing up before, but it wasn't showing up before, but it The outlets didn't work either until the plane was in the sky. Fuck off. For real, that's, you didn't go back and look. I put in there. If you look back in the group,

this guy is so regrettable right now that he missed two hours. You go back in the group chat, I go, boys, he can't handle it. But you know what I did. I did create a new folder so the next time we're on a plane or we're just fine. Were you just going through old photos?

I just started a new folder. So I got all those old ones that he was sending in the other fire. That was the almond faith. That was the almond. The one of Jet where it says snack shop. That's an Oregon. That's an Oregon, right?

No. No. That was in LA. I remember that day. That was one of the worst thing. There's one to go. No, you know we were going?

More Park. No, we were going. No, we were going to film somewhere. It wasn't the original scramble that we all did because that was a different. No, where was that, Angelus National? But I don't think it was because I didn't,

I was not that large in that video. Was it at Strawberry Farms? No, this was after. I remember it was. I remember that. We stopped. There's one from Bandon or from your house.

From Bandon? Of him? Same thing. same exact same exact that man was the halfway house behind him that says something it was a gas station

oh oh it's when we stopped in like that Oregon yes yes but I wasn't as massive as I was in the vision there's one I have a pop in an airport and there's a restaurant called like the fat pig and he just has like a big thing of whatever

and it just says the fat big bind I haven't seen this one yeah it's there you will I think you'll see it just go out to get on another flight and you'll see it no but you'll see it I'll see it

The one you snagged to me yesterday was tough. How about, yeah. Yo, how about the flight attendant grilling us in the emergency row? That was crazy. We were sitting there. Normally, they don't say anything. They were bad. We were sitting there.

What happened? No, I thought they were fine, but we were sitting there. Me, Bob, and Joe is next to us. And then there was one other guy. And the lady comes over and she's like, you guys are in the emergency exit row. Please review the ticket. And we're like, sure. And then she came back and she's like, where are the emergency rafts.

And we all looked at her. She's like, where the emergency rafts? Like, she started quizzing us. Yes, she's like, where the emergency? I've got a problem with that. And I was like, I don't know. Because, like, you kind of just assume you're not going to have to do it. And she's like, she's like, I'm going to go back and forth.

She's like, and when I come back, you're getting another quiz. It was insane. So we like took the pamphlet out and we're like, yeah, we were like reading the thing to, prepare for a pop quiz. It's what you're supposed to do. Sure. Right? But like, it just never happened.

Yeah. Yeah. And then she came back. And the second time she didn't quiz. She was just like, did you guys read it? We're like, yeah, can you assist? Yeah, I never saw her again. That's probably your mood.

Bob switched rows. He went behind. Yeah. He left the exit row. I didn't want to be quizzed. No. No, it was mid-flight. I was right after.

He went right behind. By the way, the two of you in an exit row would be the most useless exit roll at all the time. So that's what I was thinking. We would all be thought. It was just exactly. I was thinking right. I was looking at.

I wouldn't even know. You and even know. He doesn't. I would be filming at. filming it and you would just be like, finally, I'm going to my peril. I'd be doing it. I'd be doing it. And everybody would be tweaking out. I'd be like, what the fuck do you want me to do? Like, it's not fucking. You'd be angry with people. I'd say something I'd be like, come on guys, we could do. It'd be like, shut the fuck up.

We're going to die. Let's just accept it. And he'd be filming it. All right, folks, we're going down. At least I know where the raft is. It was under the seat. I looked at up. The thing about that exit door is how do you open it and not fly out immediately. No, you don't. I don't think you do. You don't fly out. You don't open it at that point. You open it upon... Upon what? Upon, like...

Landy landing. Right, nobody's like jumping out. I think if you're going down, you're going to want to open that door and get out. No. No, no. No, but then you're just guaranteed. That's what I would think, too.

That's what I would think. By the way... I think that's what most people are. I think it's like a parachute. Got it. Got it. By the way, you're not in either right. You're not an X-Rail.

I know Bob doesn't like being window of the exit row because he does... How did you know that? Because you've, I don't know this. He thinks he's going to have an impulse. Yes. He does not, he does not trust himself to not open the door. Bro, me too.

He's told me that. I don't know. I feel the same way. One of the craziest things I've ever heard. I was like that meme of the guy who's going to drink the sign. A couple things. Or jump off. They don't jump off the gun on.

But I will say, I've been in an airplane. They don't open. They don't open. They won't open unless they let them. I'm telling you, I went, I went skydiving on multiple occasions. When they open the door, you don't fly up. I was going to say the same thing. Correct.

The wind doesn't suck you out. But in the movies, they do. Well, that's movies. It doesn't happen. No. It will be blowing like crazy. It might suck you out if you're right next to and you open it. Maybe you're hanging out.

Yeah. Even when I went skydiving, you went and you have to get on the ledge and you're beating over the end. Yeah, I'm out. Correct. And even then you're not sucked. You got, you got to talk in that mic, though, Pete. Even then you're not sucked out. You have to go and literally put your feet out.

So you're hanging out. Like, if this is the plane here, I'm hanging out. I'm hanging out. But the difference, Joe, is we're in a pressurized cabin. It's the same thing. It's a plane. It's a normal plane. You're all right?

Oh, the smallest bladders. Good thing you weren't sitting next to Cutsi on an airplane. Guys in the window seat. Ticket, it's a normal plane that you go up. It's small little normal aircraft when you jump out as well. But those are also, I don't think they're going as fast and they're lower. Yes, correct. They're not as high and they're not going as fast.

But I still don't think that it would suck you out. It might. It might. I think you haven't seen. I think the fact that you're in a pressurized cabin means something. Well, you're going extreme amount of speed, much faster than that. You don't jump out of a plane going 500 miles an hour. But they would slow the plane down to open the door, I would imagine.

Correct. But if you open the big carrier, they wouldn't keep going full speed. If they had to open it out for you to parachute, they're going to stabilize. That's not the same. All right, folks, sorry to interrupt the program, but want to let you know that we are sponsored here by the fine folks over at Shady Ray's, the best, the only. sunglasses in the game as far as I'm concerned on and off the golf course with a protection program independently owned company these things are absolutely tremendous protection program if you don't like the glasses or if they break get a new one within 30 days of your purchase

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like band together and they'll like hold the guy down and then they have to have an emergency landing. It's like once you're up there, it's scary. You only see those videos? What's that? Would you be some, would you create a band of brothers on the plane if that happened? I would do it. If a guy was like threatening the, fuck, yeah.

It's killer, be killed. What's it called? You only see those videos the night before you have a flight to. Yeah. It's insanity. It's always your airline, too. Yeah. It's going to place.

It's insanity. It's like, all right, great. Great. I like the, on TikTok, sometimes they have the, there's like videos and it's like the air traffic control to pilot, like when crazy stuff happens and then talking. Like, sometimes it's like funny stuff. Sometimes it's like they do some crazy landing and they're like the calm,

people of all time and they're just like, yeah, over, we're going to the Hudson. Like, all right, say. What haven't you seen on the internet, dude? See, what is there not? I've seen a lot, but I will tell you, the internet I have learned is so vastly, vastly massive. Does that make sense? There's a vast and massive. So vast.

It is so large that there are corners of it that it's like the earth. It's like the dust of the sand. There are things that I will see on the internet. And I'm like, there's a whole world. It pisses me off because I'm like, I don't know about this. Like there's a whole community of these, you know. I learned about type shit today. Type shit.

About what? Type shit. No one, we were still unconfirmed what it means. But the best is like when you throw out something that you've seen on the internet. And it's like if you know, you know, and then one of you guys know. It's like a quote usually. Like, yo, you talk about traffic after a game, leaving the garden with what these guys.

It's like a thing now. Like when the next one in playoff game, everybody hangs around and people like vlog and then everybody. That's where Bing Bong came from, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. The subway, right? I'm a Nets guy, not the next guy, but when these guys are in the playoffs,

it's just so much better. It's amazing. Timothy Shalameh getting, like, mobbed by people. He was into it. He's, he's the, he's, he's the, like, him. I do. Okay. He's like the new guy, right?

He's like the next guy. He was just on, Spike Lee, Spike Lee. He was just on 60 minutes the other night. Yes, he's on. How long was it? Check it out. How long was it? Yeah.

What, did it come on after football everywhere except the West Coast? Not the West Coast, unfortunately. They had the way to bit. Um, he was cool shit. Yeah, he's, he was on a few months ago, too. What was it's probably the same thing? Just about it? Oh, this is Bob Dylan.

It was probably a rerun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wears the Timberlands without lacing them up. I don't know how he keeps them on his. fucking blower suit. Nothing. Sunday scaries, when you hear that tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, and you have a job the next day.

Oh, that's nothing worse than that. That's the end of your weekend. The tick, tick, tick, tick. It's the end of your weekend. It's like, the four quarter. It's like, tick, tick, tick, tick, yeah. It's all.

You're like, I got work tomorrow. I can't even, I can't really enjoy, back in the day, you can't even really enjoy a Sunday night football. No, you could. I couldn't either. When you know you have worked, when that last afternoon game ends. Yeah.

You get that hour in between. When Jim Nance lets you go, that's great now. That's when Monday starts. It's great now, though. Well, we're very lucky. Oh, yeah, I don't know what day is it. We're very lucky.

We're very lucky. That is true, though, man. When you hear that tick, there's just, it's horrible. Great program, by the way, great journalism. Who was the old guy? Who was the guy who passed away, who was always something? I'm going to nail his name. Let's your stall would be one.

No, he's the original guy. Mike Wallace. Yes, Mike Wallace. Yeah. I watch a little 60 minutes in my time. Sick, man. All right. Mike Wallace.

Let's get into, we got a couple of Q&A's brought to you by the par three Poppy. Oh. Then we're on to the major. It's going to have pop with us. This is pretty fucking sick, dude. Yeah, you'll be here for 20 minutes. Fuck you, dude.

Wow. He's got a Chicago wedding to go to. It is true. We're only filming like two days with, you know. Pop's been eyeing those flights out of. That's why Jets in such a good mood, dude. The guy's not here for fucking 10 days. I talked to him for the trip, and usually before every trip.

For every trip is when he's at his darkest. And that's why he'll call him. I don't fuck this. No, that's not true. You know, Bob, it's going to be. fun. I'm really enjoy it. And I thought of it. I'm like, yo, he's here for like two days. No wonder. I want to do the road trip,

which we're doing after. Oh, we don't leave here. I would love to do the road trip. I would love to do all this stuff. And granted, and granted, you know, you do want the honest opinion. But when I was showing them Jupiter for the first time, it was just you two down there. And he, like, there was a couple things he didn't like and he just started dogging it. Oh, we did. We both did. We hated it. We wanted us in July.

We went to a, we were at a bad hotel. I don't want you to lie about it. That's true. When we went to Jupiter for the first time, it was fucking awesome. But that was the second time we went. Yeah. Yeah, it was in October. It was an October. Yeah.

And Bob made a point of like getting us on a boat. I pulled out all the stops. Recruiting trip. But the July to show us for the first time, it's so hot. I know. We were in a hotel. Do you remember? You oversold Jupiter in a way with that trip.

Because then when I got there was like, oh, this isn't my life. You thought you were going to be on a boat every night? I thought it was going to be on Jupiter Country Club every day on a boat. It's going to be a gorgeous 65 every day. It is great. It is nice. You've really turned around on it. Dee, you did a whole 180.

Nicole loves it. I like it a lot. Stub loves it. And you know what? I'm going to spend the whole, this will be the first time I'm there for the whole summer. Because last year for our wedding, we were gone all of August.

I was gone most of July. So I'm going to be there through the whole thick and thin. But I will say this, that for the heat as bad as it is, is everybody gets the fuck out of there. So you have the place to yourself. Yeah, that's really nice. Yeah.

It's just that summer that he, I do understand you guys not loving it. To bring you guys down in the summer, probably was not the best play. That's why everybody leaves during that time. But, all right, pop, let it fly. First question comes from Kobe.33. Who rips ass the most? Yeah, probably Bob. Bob's insides are fuck.

What a question, dude. I'm a close second. No, you might be first. Yeah, I'm saying it's me. He's got the stink. You let him. What trip was it? It was Virginia. The ranch powder. Grand Geneva, Virginia.

I'll tell you, when I go, I go. In Virginia, you were ripping ass non-stop. Great question there. Something about when the D-Man rips fart, like on the pod, during the show, it's my favorite thing. It's rarity, though. You three are rare farders. Yeah, I don't fart that often. Who's a rare farner?

You three. I let him fly. All right, pop. Okay, next one. Peter Moy 23. Who shits the most? When is the Yaman Break 90 series coming? Oh, wow. Hey.

Listen, let's get Bob under 80, him under 75, and him under 70. And then I'll participate. One at a time. The thing that I think we really should discuss, I'd be curious what the fans think. I've never, I broke a 91, but it's fake. I do. My favorite series to watch on YouTube is,

Riggs's Hater series because there's nothing else like it. There's no like, it's so rare to find like the real bad blood like that Riggs has that these guys, you know, these haters come on. The D-Man talked about doing his version of that and knowing that Joe would go at it with these guys. Just have him play the person who sat next to him on the flight. Oh. But no, I mean, I would be curious if people would want to see that. Like I think if there's a real, like you bring in one of these haters, it's not like he's going to like change.

He's going to go out. I think a lot of people wouldn't actually. I agree. the balls to come and play. Well, that's what Brendan said from Borp-Bel. He said, you know, with this hater series, because I always ask him when it's coming, he says he's like, you'd be surprised how hard it is to get these guys face on that. People are pretty tough behind the keyboard of an internet, you know, screen when they have to face the music.

And also, too, I don't think we talk about it. I do think playing on camera, like, if you never played on camera, remember the first time FP when you played on camera? And even with me, it's a different experience. It's not what you're used to. So there's nerves. There's like a lot of stuff that for just a guy who's never done it to show up and then you have a whole camera crew and stuff.

Yeah. It's, I'm sure that it makes it difficult for those guys to go and do that. Well, you'll see it. I mean, in his series, they'll be like, you know, four or five handicaps, but then they'll play and they'll shoot in the hundreds. Like that's good,

but you know that when these guys come, like Joe's not going to even ask them if they want lunch. Like, Riggs will sometimes go to lunch. Joe versus Schmoe. Wouldn't it be nice to just beat one of their, just beat a hater? Oh, I'd fucking love that. Jovers Schmoe, yeah.

I also think people who complain, and I don't want to get too into it, but I'm going to say this because it bothers me. People who complain about handicaps, they go, oh, you're a 10 handicapped, as if you're supposed to shoot 10 overpower every single round you play. Drives me insane. It's like they don't understand what the handicap is. There is like, there's handicapped, please. Like, that is such a hostile conversation.

You play with somebody one time. You hit three good shots. Like, you're not a 17. Like, what are you talking about? It's like, yo, it's. it's golf dude like guys shoot 80 and then 65 it drives me nuts I'll have it when I'll like go out with somebody who hasn't played and I'll tell them what I am like I'll tell them what it is and then you hit my first shot down

the ferry he's like that's bullshit you know he's like sand dagger just hang on like I'm going to shoot a triple next hole like well you saw Briggs just shot a 69 and like I believe it and because people are like that's not possible he's lying I don't know like how much of a scumbag you would have to be to go and lie about your score, like to that extent. Like, even if you lied and said, like, I shot a 75, but to say you shot a 69 and to lie about it, would you would have to be the biggest scumbag of all time, and Riggs actually cares about the game, and he is, he takes himself seriously as a golfer. So I believe he did that, but people will be like, there's no way he could do that.

And there absolutely is. It's just golf. Some days it just goes like. You played around where, didn't you play around where he was like two under through eight? He was six under to nine. No, I'm talking about when you play with rigs. You play with rigs in Pinehurst, and he said he was lightening it up. Yeah, he was on Pinehurst, Ford.

He was like three under. Two under on the front and like three under at one point. Drinks got going. I mean, we both kind of fell off. But yeah, I mean, especially when you're giving a guy a stroke. He's got it in him. It's just like consistency. Yeah.

That's really all it is. And he can put. I mean, for what you want, you know, what people say online with the putting stroke, guy makes a lot of puts. Clutch ones too, at least back when we played. We got to get that rematch going, man. I can't believe we have been doing some losing, man.

We have. There was a time where I felt like, I know, but I'm saying like generally as a whole, we lost a four play. We got killed by fucking spitting chicklets, which we need to get back at that. That was, that was bad. Wyndham Clark.

Well, they got us to a point. We got a boat. Wyndham Clark was crazy. That was insane. We had a lot. The quarterbacks got you. Our worst loss we've ever had. Quarterbacks.

We talked about it the other day because we were at the course when we lost the Dan Lebertard show. Yeah. Oh, wow. Learoy. Leroy. We've never been lower.

We lost to Leroy is who we lost to. Yeah. You didn't lose the Stu Gats. No, we lost the Leroy's curbstomped our ass. The worst loss we've ever had because of how bad we were beating them where we were, our downfall of the spitting chicklets, first one,

was the worst. And then we came into the second one, and they humiliated us in regards to not just score. We were going at it with each other. Like, got to get back together, though, too. Like, we... But you know what? We got to get a rematch. Got to be better.

Gotta get another couple of those on the books. I want that. The Rider Cup weekend. It doesn't even have to be like a long, like, it could be two, three days somewhere and set up. Like, I think of like, you do it writer cup where then like you have the one v1s where like I would go against biz Joe going against Yandle would be

hilarious FP versus Witt like that whole thing would be what is the Rider Cup the different they do alt shot it's four ball foursums and and individual four ball single match best ball essentially

foursums is the alt shot and then that would be if there's a place out there that would be willing to host that that actually is a great idea because they would have a lot of people but if there's a place out there that would be willing to host that I would love to do that for a weekend and the behind the scenes we would get dinners would be amazing um all right pop let's

do uh one maybe two more okay next question comes from shame dot bernard 15 who's the best roommate while traveling best to worst ranking this is gonna get i'm staying out of this it depends what you value in a roommate i would say yeah i'm joe is historically snored right yeah so that's just that's that's yeah yeah Yeah. You roomed with Jaybone last time. How was that? Jaybone actually was the one who flashed out.

Oh, yeah, he screamed at his sleep. Not again. I do scream in my sleep, yeah. What the fuck? Maybe he's pretty low then. Well, but I will say he was very respectful. I enjoyed sharing a room with him. But it was in the middle of the night.

It was like, he warned us about this. And more than I was getting ready to go to the bathroom. I was coming back to my bed and he went like this. Not again. No. My God. Oh, my, he's shrieked. And I was like, you know, are you okay?

And he just like, what the fuck is that? Not again. That's so bad. In his dream. I get this. What happened? Yeah, I couldn't have just gone to bed. I couldn't have just like kept going into that room and gone to sleep after like the guy

of the room has done that. I'm going to go see people the couch. Not again. Not again. Not again. Not sleeping in here. Not again. It implies something.

something happened the first time. I will not be a part of the again, all right? I'm not going to be the third time. I was beside myself. Dude, I was just like, oh, I thought I had disrupted him because I was like trying to be quiet, you know, when you're like going back to bed. And I don't, it just happened. And I was like, oh, then he just went back to sleep.

And then I said to him in the morning. I was like, do you have any idea what app? And then he paid me a thing where he used to record himself talking and shrieking. You've got some. Oh, yeah, Jay Wong. You're a cooky little guy. You're a cookey little man. It used to be worse.

Like, I used to just scream at the top of my lungs. Well, no, but like, it would be like a prolonged, like, it's just like someone's trying to murder me. So like, okay, got it. But it's just, they just like, let it go or you had, like, somebody, did you look into it? No, not medically, but like, no, it kind of just, like, fizzed out. I mean, I still do it every once in a while, but I live on my own now, so I have no idea how frequently I'd do it anymore.

If you had to guess what you meant when you said not again? Oh, I think that was. It's kind of stupid. No, like, I'm pretty sure that night I was dreaming about my, about playing flag football, and my team was just fucking up. That's not like that. Somebody just dropped like a pass. Like somebody dropped the ball they shouldn't have and you were like, not again. Yeah, but I don't know if that was it.

That's just all I remember. It was like no childhood stuff you don't think. Well, I know my grandpa got the same thing. Like, he did the same thing. So it's a red-and-family. Surely his thing wasn't flag football. No. No, it's a lot of times it's spiders, but I'm not like particularly afraid of spiders.

So I don't know why. Interesting. I remember you talking about spiders. Is that what you're saying? No, like I think there's like a spider in my bed or something and I freak out about it. But I'm not like particularly afraid of spiders. So I don't know why. That thing said he was, he was an enjoyable guy at room with.

He was very easy. Sounds like it. Well, that was horrifying. But once I got past that, he also said, and you could be honest, he said that my snoring was not that bad on that trip. No, I don't think it was that bad. Also, my dad had snored his whole lights up. I shared a room with him once on that same trip before, on the previous place on that trip. And he made a call to a horse racing track at one in the morning.

Okay. Let's not like, you asked me to make that call. I don't call that. That's not true. What the fuck is that? I didn't ask you to make that call. We both. I don't think he's just pulling that out of thin air.

No, I say if you're going to get food, I'll get something. I didn't say, yeah, call up that. I didn't say call up that horse racing track at one in the morning. I was not going to make that. You guys called Rosie's? Yeah. Might have been Rosie. Yeah, it was Rosie.

Actually, that sounds, that sounds right. It's exactly what it was. I was not going to make that call on my own. Colonial Downs. The weekend that I. As if they didn't have food at one in the morning? The weekend that we met, Suey, me and Joe were sharing a room. I literally remember on the first night in the middle of the night.

And Joe, I always tried to sleep, get to sleep before him. Because if you're not, like, you're fucked. And I went over to, it was so loud that I went over. And he was finding he was fast asleep. And I, I was going to say that's when you were sleeping in the Magic Johnson jersey. He used to fast asleep in a retro magic. He did that in Boston was me. Do you always sleep in Jersey?

He falls sleep in that Jersey a lot. I used to wear it all the time. That's the gas station pop. Yeah, jeezes. I got to get another MBA popsicle. No, whenever he, yeah, whenever, yeah, you should just wear like a different retro jersey. You should get one for the week. But I was over him and I literally shook him.

I was like, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, I woke up. And he finally woke up and he looks at me. And I was like, dude, you're snoring so laughing. He looks at me. And he goes, no, I was not. Relax. And I was like, yo, you were unconscious. Like, what the fuck?

You think I'm just doing this? He did a whole story. He was like, magic. Johnson takes the look remember you did it like a commentary he fell asleep like this like it looked like you were doing behind the man he was just oh shit just about just like no look no dish shoot what was that uh march

when was that uh march when what that's all march Oh, he's going back to find this thing. This was where? This is where? Quail? He fell asleep. This was Piner's.

We were Chuckie in Rally. And we, it was like March 20, man. It would have been right around that time. And I remember he did, hey, y'all, what you going to do? Hey, y'all, what you're going to? You played the space jam. I'm not like that question. Yeah, dude.

Remember you played the space jam track? Here it is. Here it is. Got it's one last question. He's dishing the rod. He's dishing the rod. All right. Ticket.

We room together at the park on Melrose. We room together a couple for a little bit. The gelato video, the Talenti, bro? Yeah, yeah. You were watching Sebastian. Next to my place, right? Yeah. I like room with pop.

That was also where we did the, the big guy tiny mic. Big guy tiny mic. Yeah. I don't think anyone's ever seen that. So who is the worst room? Maybe we never asked you the question. Yeah.

I was staying with Jim. I think it's all even across the board. I think everybody's got the, we've roomed. Me and you? For sure. We did a quail lodge.com. You get a little, you get a little,

um, messy. Yeah. Yes. Well, messy's not the right word. No, I would say,

because pop says nobody can fuck up a, a clean room like me, like me with my super. my suitcase. You just, you just, it's not messy because it's not dirty. It's just, there's just things are old. Yeah, yeah. You talk to in your sleep as well, though. I was, I was staying with you the other day and you, and you, I don't know if I told you this, but when I was staying on your couch, that I was talking to my sleep, you were talking to my sleep. I'm a talk to the morning and you were like, tick, where are you going? And I was,

I was, like, did I shriek? And then he was like, you just got here. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds about right. And then he came back in it, but he was sneaking out. It's like, Jed is doing. But I want to say, I have that for sure. Jet would be like, I already sent it. No, he was in his bedroom sleeping, and I was just on his couch, like, underneath the blankets, and he was just a tick where he got.

Listen, you also told me recently when you grew with him. Where did that hat just come from? That Jet would be watching games till late at night and you were on the couch. Yeah, but we were getting together. I'm in his house, though. So I, that's not a big issue. in a room together, that'd be a separate thing. I'm good for banter.

If you're going to let me stay your home, you can do whatever you want in your home. But I am, I do totally understand. My stuff gets a little all of the place and I'll talk in my sleep, but if you if you want to like hang out, I'll, have you always talked to your sleep? Is that like a long-going thing? I think when I was like a kid, I might have had a Jensen's

situation. I mean, even when we had room together in the early Bob Disport, you had a great time. Just like a quick. Oh yeah, yeah. All right, we got to get over. We got a long Grant's channel. Got to get down to the course. Thank everybody for tuning in. Thought that was a lot of fun. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe for Jay Bone to the Bob Does Sports Podcast.

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