Bob Does Sports Podcast - Joey Cold Cuts Wildest Story Ever!

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

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We're going after a video right now that's being talked about in the ranks of the Joey D garage door video. Well, I was hit by a biker, Bob. There's really no other way to put it. I wanted to quickly get back to the parkade, which was like two, two and a half blocks away. So I was running, got to the parkade, and then I'm running around the corner. As I'm running around the corner of the parkade, oncoming is just this young lady in a bike, blazing a trail. and I just knew I was going to be full on impact. And so I just braced myself and it was a massive collision.

Let's play devil's advocate here. Let's say she was a runner. You running out of a parking garage. But you didn't look both ways before you just ran out. She was barreling down the street. When there's a bike lane next to the sidewalk, one would claim that she is at fault. I'll tell you what I can guarantee is that your FIFA stick game is the best I've seen in a while.

He's a phenomenal player. I'm good. I'm not phenomenal. I'm a good. I think he's a phenomenal player. I'm a division one player. But he'll like, he'll pass me the ball, be like, pass it back, pop, pass it back. It's like before I get it and freaks me out. There's certain ways, you know, when you play with yourself, like, do you know that if you press L1 and pass, it immediately sets up for a given go?

So things like that, like I have to realize that I'm doing it with you and you're not aware. Our cadence is pretty good, though. Yeah, I thought we play good soccer. I thought our back and forth was pretty good. I just think there's, you are actually on defense, very good. Good defender. It's when you're going on offense, you sometimes you're a little slow to see the actual, like the lane to make the pass.

Like, Stubis said a couple times, like there's a through ball through the up lane and you try to take it down the side, like things like that, you'll start to get that vision slowly. It'll come to you. That does clearly like a 1v1 player. Right? He does a lot of yelling in co-op, a lot of yelling. It's tough to play with somebody as a teammate who's way better than you or like really good because they, you don't want to, you let them down. Like when you know they're good, you want to make the right passes.

Sure. You don't want to let them down. It's like, it's like your parents. You know what's a good feeling is like when you like, when you get your pass out of the way and then like you're clear? Like it's like a load off your shoulders. Like I pass it over you now. Now it's up to you now. You just run down the sideline.

You would think that you would like adjust to the reality. of who you're playing with, but at no point did you like adjust your expectations. We never lost a game. Yeah, but you didn't adjust your expectations of him one day. No, you know what, though? I'm going to push him to play high level FIFA. And by the way, he played very well on the back end

and he scored a couple goals. I thought he did more than enough. I don't feel though like I'm a crutch. You're the better FIFA player than me, but I'm holding my own out there. That's not the narrative I'm creating. I'm saying that, The vision that you will start to get, the more that you play,

you will start to see lanes open, and you'll start to see that moving down the field, it's strategic. He's very strategic, but he's not wrong. He's not a bit. He played this game long enough. You're going to get a hang out of it. No, but I think, keep chasing those dreams. But, it's not even just the FIFA.

It's that he doesn't watch soccer, right? Like, he doesn't watch. So you watch soccer for a long time. You know that when you move up the pitch, there is a specific way that you maneuver your players and you go up. It's not just like blasting down the sidelines. And I think he's starting to learn that. I'm just,

you never really watch soccer. It's not against your FIFA skills. Here's what we got to stop doing is taking out Pellissick. I know you have auto subs on. 75th minute he's done. No, you can't. That's what he brings. That's when he brings the second gear.

You guys are running him like a dog. You got to take him, you got to get him out and get fresh legs the last 15, 20 minutes. You can take anybody out, but we got to keep. I know. He's a center midfielder. He's got the legs. He's done.

to argue that 75 through 90 is Polisic time. Maybe if you don't start them. The Policic no is not to all-out sprint for 75. That's the thing that he paid. This guy's running 40s out there, man. He's tired. Means to be, meanwhile, are 0 and 4.

But I feel like we're better than what our record's showing. We've been up in three of those games, I think. We just simply can't keep it together. I'm an absolute liability on defense. I'm not good. I can't. I can't win a ball.

I'm pretty good in, like, the last third. Yeah. Like, I can get down the line. I get some good passes. I get great crosses. I feel like I finish well. Yeah, you have a good finish. I just got to get there.

You are what we would call in hockey back in the day of Seagull. So, like, you hang around for that outlet pass to go on the offensive end. I just hang at the blue line. Yeah, yeah. You're weird for that outlet. But here's the thing. When you get the pass, you finish. Seagull's, hey, listen, Seagull is an opportunistic bird.

Yeah. Listen, they've adapted very well to their circumstances over the generations. But Bob, you're actually very, I was surprised, very good on defense. That was a fun night. I enjoyed that. You could play FIFA for probably when I was going to school in Europe. We would play on our days off probably like eight hours of FIFA. It's great.

And you'd have competitions, matches, like the day flies by when you're playing FIFA. It's the best. I did think it was a little tough that you chose the second half of the national championship game to start four games of FIFA. I think it was more entertaining than watching the game. That was for it. In hindsight, of course it was. Yeah, by the way, I can't do 920 start times. It's tough.

Getting to bed yesterday was. East Coast, man. It was. Yeah, but no, but even on the East Coast, she should start at 920. East Coast. East Coast is 8 o'clock. I mean, that I could live with. I, waking up, when I played pickleball this morning, I was just, I was so exhausted.

West Coast, so you never have a game start at 9, 10 o'clock, unless it's like Hawaii. Dude, West Coast time slots, we've talked about it before, is the holy grail of time slots. I do, I think the one o'clock football times I'll be okay with. I'll enjoy the buildup. We get stuff done before, not, you know, what that stuff is. I don't know, but like, you know, play some FIFA. NFL, I like the one p.m. Yeah.

I like that the night game ends and it's, like, it's time. It's bedtime. The day's over. I like that. It takes you from pretty much the start of the day, the end of the day. I forget that West Coast, it's nice. whole dinner thing, but it's like you're left with, you're left with like,

what am I gonna, what am I gonna do for the next? I'll tell you what those two. You know, about that Sunday night game ending and then going to Rayos after the Sunday night game. If you got Rayos, then that's a different game. But like, let's say you live in fucking Fresno.

You know, and the night game meeting today, what are you going to do? Oh, I can't imagine. What are you going to do at 8? 8.000. Probably in Fresno on a Sunday. Just twiddle your thumbs, try to get to sleep. You have to start thinking. Dude, I've been buying back LA trips just like a big

part of it, Pienreos. I'm already like, I miss it, man. Like, I'm having withdrawals bad. You've got to find a new spot. Lenora's can get you by. Lenores is solid. Grimaldes. Our Grimaldi's slice that we had with, what an enjoyable experience that was, hi Yaman?

Grimaldes is rising up the ranks real fast. It's, it's also it's about, when you're at Grimaldi's you're with the boys, the conversation, conversations are flowing. It's like Vito's on, Vito's pizza, don't get me wrong, is I would venture to say is a better pizza, but it does, like,

you, it's not the sitting down inside Grimaldi's is, is peak. It is. Like you can't. I, I, I, I think peak for me, game night, lots happening, peak time, you go with the boys to brass ring. To me that is, brass ring comes to the, I haven't got a brass ring. It's been on, on twice now. And, and, you go on the boys to brass ring. And,

and the one time there's games everywhere. By the way, the food is so reasonably priced that it's just like you could have a feast there and it's very reasonable. All the games, everything's on, like it's a good vibe. That place is... Pound for pound, though, I'll tell you this. Wings wise, everyone always says Thirsty Turtle.

Thirsty Turtle's neck and neck with it. I've never been there. I've heard of it. We were talking about... I haven't had him there, which even goes to show you, It's always delivery. They're phenomenal. It's the small wings.

It's really, really solid. Tick likes the brass ring wings. Yeah, and Tick loves a nice small wing. Sure. We got the hot garlic, and then we got the hot. And they came out piping hot. These things seared your finger. They'd seared my mouth.

I mean, they're the hottest wings on the planet. It's hard to imagine if there's a better wing than brass ring. It's great. They were the last couple times we've ordered. Tick and I, we split the wings, I guess, napitizer normally and they've been pretty awesome. We came early. They weren't they were like, what do you got? It was like dark in there. It was like noon. There was no one there. I'd never see anybody there in noon. They were like, what? Me and my dad when we go out to dinner, my mom always

makes fun of us that like we'll, we'll have dinner and then like we'll forego dessert because we'll do the wings as our dessert. So like we'll go out to dinner and then the next spot is brass wing and we consider the wings as our dessert. I don't have. They're like candy. I don't have a great move. Yeah. What flavor do you get? Bring Dave along. I like the, I like the Buffalo. Do you guys want to come over for the UFC 300 card next weekend? FP and I will be... You guys are going to the Masters.

Let's dive into that. You're going to the Masters. That can't be... No, it's fine. I haven't booked anything yet, so I'm like... Oh. Oh, Steve, you're going to the... I know.

I just like... We got a book today. People are going to give me so much shit for decline in that. I just... But you have been. We've never been. True, true. I told you that if I hadn't been, I definitely...

would be there for sure. The fact that you've been, I think at least you've experienced it so I can understand it. Listen, Bob doesn't do sporting events. He'd rather sit at home and watch it. And I do to a certain level understand where you're coming from because you can get a lot more from hearing the commentators and hearing like if a guy gets hurt, them explaining it. But there are just some places and some things where you have to experience. it. I think like this is one of those things. Now you've experienced it so I'm kind of off the hook, but FP and I have never been. So I'm really excited once we get this booked. And I can't wait. I think it's going to be unbelievable. You're going to run amok on that merch shops too? Yeah. Not crazy. I don't

think, but I will. I'm excited. It might not seem like it, but I am excited. I'm not, you know, beggars can't be choosers when it comes to masters and masters tickets. I'll say that Sunday wouldn't be my preference. I agree. I would rather, because for me, I'm going to go there almost, almost probably 80%

for the golf course. So I'm going to walk that bitch one through 18. Are you actually? 100%. I heard it's really, that's fine. It's hilly.

I can handle that. It's really hilly. I mean serious. I want to see the golf course. And then like the actions, It's tough. It's tough to, like you said, it's tough to follow. It's kind of old school with their leaderboards and things like that.

So it's even more difficult out there than a normal golf tournament is on a Sunday. As far as tracking the action, I'm sure they've got some shit figured out that I don't realize. But, you know, I would have probably preferred to have gone on a practice round day or maybe a Thursday and Friday. But, like, come on. Practice round at the masters? When I got called. Did you sick? Did you see that pick, that pick on the scoreboard that said, like, Jim Waters, call your wife?

Yeah, was that real? Imagine if it's like on Sunday, it says Nick Stuby, call your wife. They have like, like, uh, like little phone banks, right? Yeah. That little like, so what do you, do you have to pay, do you have to like bring coins for that? Or does that just like, I didn't use phones? I didn't do it. I can't believe they take your phone.

You can't leave it in the car. When you don't even bring it like a, like a, no, they can collect it from you apparently upon entrance. But you don't want to do that. You'd rather just leave it at home, right? Yeah, you're better off than that. They have like cubbies and all. Have they been doing that from Jump Street?

Yeah, I've never had it. Really? That's wild. I agree that. I tell you what, a practice round at the Masters would be awesome. Like, I would love, because the players are in such a chiller vibe too. Yeah. But I agree, that's the only thing is like, if you do like Thursday, Friday's great,

Sunday, you want to see all the shots. But at the same time, look, the Masters is in the, Masters. With that being said, do you want to fire in some picks of who we got to win it? Hey folks, Joey Colcutts here. And I don't know what to deal with people who have this preconceived notion that gin is an old school drink and isn't for them. First of all, if you haven't tried it, you don't know. So here's what I'm here to tell you today. Stratosphere gin is the new wave of drinks for the future. If you haven't tried it, you got to try it. It's a citrus forward flavor profile with botanicals, which means you can pretty much add it into any prior

cocktail you had before that you used to mix with vodka or tequila. Well, here's what you do. You switch it up, add Stratosphere gin. We want to hear from you what you like. Go on IG. Let us know what we should be trying with the stratosphere gin inside of it and tag hashtag Bob does gin. Listen, let's start the wave of the future. Let's bring gin back one drink at a time and let's have ourselves a day. Should we maybe go unbiased? Because I'm always just going to throw out like a windum, Keegan Bradley. So you can't say Wyndham. What about Tony Fina? I was about to say Tony Fina. I think he's finally

going to be his time. He's starting to play better. He's had a tough year. But he's just, he's starting to heat up. He almost won a couple weeks ago, and he plays well at Augusta. You know who I'd love to see get over the hump? I know I said unbiased. I hope, if Shafly, I would love to see Shafley

win. I really would. Lord knows if he doesn't win, it'll be top 10. Yeah. He lives in top 10. He plays well there, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think Rom. I think Rom's always going to, obviously, defending Champ, and he's always going to come in really intense and heavy on a major. It's going to be interesting to see what his first major back with Live is and what kind of form he's in. I mean, you see him already calling for an adjustment to live format trying to get to 72 holes.

And I think more than like maybe anybody, and I'm just completely speculating, but I bet him seeing, the world golf rankings and him like falling but playing well affects him maybe more than anyone in and obviously he knew this was coming so it's not like it it's a surprise but i feel like he's almost more potentially more motivated than anyone to find a way to like make the live format work he's made some comments to where like i feel like if anybody is bothered i feel like it really does bother him and i think that he even said something yesterday about how he thought him going over would help merge it at a faster pace or like get them all together but like not a bad take yeah i think to a degree i i think that it is hurting him i think it really bothers

him that like i think he really really misses it i wonder how i wonder how it's been to see you know for the first time up close and personal um taylor gooch the best iron player of the last two decades that's got to be a pretty cool experience for him he's he's he's teller gooch is he playing and is he in a master's not it's an asterisk no it's an asterisk Yeah. Can't wait. Yeah. Doesn't count.

Whoever went. I'm not going to go rant. Well, I am. Goops. There we go. Off King. Greg Norman, the guy literally just can't get out of his own way. He, he, to make a claim like that about Taylor Gooch's iron game in comparison to the world of golf, it's so clearly not true.

And there's no way. It's not something that even he could believe. it's so clearly false and such a clear like live golf narrative that it makes anything that this guy says impossible to believe and he's the you know it seems from a lot of things like he's the reason a lot of the shit's not going quicker is because there's a lot of animosity between there has been for a long time between him and the pGA tour so he's monahan or just the tour it's the tour his relationship even when he played wasn't great because of some of the some of the if you watch the what is that what's that thing on him they did the um is there a Netflix thing on Greg Norman is it full snow with something just on him but he was

kind of the first guy to show up to like tour events and helicopters and stuff like that like really because yeah because he's like a businessman outside of golf he's got apparel wine like he's he's very successful but he kind of like was sort of a I don't say a playboy but sort of like he put money around in golf and did some things that pissed people off for a very long time. So I don't know. That's my rant on Greg Norman. It's so ridiculous. Get him on the pot.

Taylor Gooch is the best iron players he's ever. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? On a separate note, you know who's always, like, has such, like, good odds to win, but never, yeah. Yeah. I was just looking, his odds to win are 10 to 1. Well, Rory finishes top five in every major. It's true.

He just hasn't won a major in 10 years. There's no chance he's winning this master. Yeah. But Charmin. Swing Doctor. Yeah, maybe. I'm looking here. I mean, he's never won the Masters.

He finished third. Sheffler's four to one. I think he finished third. Oh, yeah, I'm talking about in the major. Sheffler, 4 to 1 is wild. Rory 10 to 1. Rom 12. 1.

Shoffley 16-1. What's Jordan Speeff? 20 to 1. Oh, John Spelv? I love Jordan Spee. Matsuyama, 18 to 1. That's a good, that's a good one. It's not a bad one.

Yeah, Matsuyama, I mean, he's won it before, too. Then you got a whole bunch of guys, Neiman. How about Akshii? Iberg, 25 to 1, Clark, 28 to 1. A lot of people like Neiman. I know he hasn't been playing on tour, but a lot of people, yeah. He's been playing really well. He always, he's always up there as the Masters.

Yeah. Really? That's a big thing with Augusta, too. Remember he had that little, he had a little run on tour where he was just dominating. Like, I remember, I think he won Rivier. Yeah, he won Genesis. Yeah, he was dominating. Yeah, it should be interesting.

I'd say what it will be really cool is We'll have a couple have a day hats in the air. So if one of our guys can give us a little run, Big Wave Dave will be out there with Taylor Moore. Well, you're not going to have the have a day hats. You need to get the have a day shirts. Oh, yeah. They don't wear the hats.

Do we have shirts? They do like the unbuttoned jumper, but you can have the halve-a-day shirt. The caddies don't wear. They only wear Augusta hats. Oh, man. I was so looking forward to that. Have them send them the shirts because they'll unbutton the, there's no way Scotty Vale is going on the button.

Some of them will. Yeah. You get like a breezy shirt underneath. The wind and bob sails just. It really did. I apologize for you. I will say on a separate note. I've had a couple people message me say that they've seen a bunch of half a day stuff just around the course.

Every time I watch a golf tournament, I look to see it, never see it. Yeah, it's tough. I mean, listen, we got to, we got to, there's a long way to go to get ourselves. pumping it out there. Titleist hats are everywhere. I mean, you got to get, you know. Yeah. We do want to go out and get a couple more caddies for next year.

I think that's been so much fun doing it. Joe Griner, we're looking right at you. Really, really, really would love to see you and have a day next year. Another thing that I want to talk about outside of golf is we're going after a video right now that's being talked about in the ranks of the Joey D garage door video. Joe, Dewey, why don't you tell the folks what took place in South Beach yesterday? Well, I was hit by a biker, Bob. There's really no other way to put it.

I was in Miami yesterday. Nicole left her phone in the car. She was returning some stuff at Zara, and I realized that the receipts were all on the phone, so she wouldn't have been able to return it. So I wanted to quickly get back to the parkade, which was like two, two and a half blocks away. So I was running, got to the parkade, got her phone, and then I'm running around the corner. And as I'm running around the corner of the parkade on the sidewalk, too, not in a bike lane or the street, oncoming is just this young lady in a bike, blazing a trail.

You know, when you see, they say deer in the headlights, that's exactly what it was. There was no time for me to move or to, like, dodge. and I just knew I was going to be full on, like I was going to get like full on impact. And so I just braced myself and it was a massive collision. And I think she actually took the worst of it. But yeah, it was, I was bleeding all inside of my mouth.

I did a live yesterday. People said I'm talking with the Lisp because my, I don't see that. I didn't hear it personally. But so anyways, long story short, we got back. We were watching the national championship last night. And FPs are saying,

you know, do you know where it happened? And sure enough, I had paid for the parcade on my credit card, so I'd go in, I got the address. This guy is like a wizard. He had that up on Google Maps. He had Google Earth, like, he's zooming in to see if there's security

cameras, like this guy is one of the greatest I wouldn't have even thought of that. He sees the camera, he says, here's the number we should call him. I've seen Minority Port a lot. So we called the guy, we called the, the office and the guy who answered didn't speak any English.

Long story short, we made a call to someone to translate for us. Shout out Carol Priscilla. And I think we might get the video today. We're trying. We're trying. Yeah, he didn't speak any English, so there's a little bit of a language barrier. I gave it everything I had. It didn't go far.

It was pretty impressive, actually, to see you dial in the old Spanish like that. I mean, I know you couldn't get the job done, but like you could tell that it's buried deep inside. I used to have it to the point where I would say that I spoke fluent Spanish. That's incredible. That's pretty cool, man. Yeah. That's wild. It's a nice touch. And then it just, I just over the years, you just lose it and you just for use the word, you just, so many words. I'm so curious to see this video. I really am. Because I know you were going fast. I was running. So I, so I'm interested to see how fast this bike was really going. And the thing is, it's hard for me to kind of, like, it happens so quick that I don't even know,

how the impact or how the collision is going to look. I just know that I turned and she came in and I think what happened is her head hit me in the face, which then I bit down. My lip was ripped open. I was bleeding everywhere in my mouth. And then her head, she was holding her head. And I, the first thing I said is like, are you okay? Oh my goodness.

Are you okay? It was no one's fault particularly. I think there was a bike lane. So, I mean, technically she should be in the bike lane. but like in terms of the content the you know the actual bang bang thing it wasn't like anybody was doing anything wrong so I said are you okay

she didn't speak English so we got to a point where I was like I literally can't help this girl right now she was like holding her head I like kind of like rubbed her head and then went on my way when I think of this video that's what I will look forward to the most

like if it's just that big collision and Joey D just like looking at her like I mean, I didn't know what else to do. When you left her, she was still on the ground. No, she wasn't on the ground. She was on her back. She didn't fall.

She never fell. If she had fallen, it would have helped her up or anything. I think, like, it was just a collision, and she kind of, like, held the bike up. So she was, like, on the bike, kind of, like, stunned. I think she had a concussion. Did you go flying? I don't know, because it happened so quick. I just saw it, I braced.

And then she kind of came. So, I don't know how it's going to look. If it's going to look as crazy as it felt, but it was enough that, like, it broke the phone that I was holding. Nicole's phone, I was holding it shattered. My mouth was in shambles.

So, like, I feel like it was a heavy enough collision that it will show. Let me tell you something. Joey D could get in the collision with the bright line train, and he's going to come out on top. It's just the last guy you want to collide with. You just pat the train and get on his way.

There's something real, freakish about that man, you know? Like, he's right. Like, I would say, I would never want him in an octagon. Like, you're gonna, like, you just won't go. Well, I would be gassed after two minutes, Bob. Yeah, but you just wouldn't go, you'd be like Nate Diaz. Like, you could hit you with, in the face with a shovel and you're just not going to go down. You just got that, that, that's, I've been knocked out once.

That bound my life. By that bouncer, you know, that's a care of him just fine. A bouncer, well, you know what it is is he punched me and then I went down, and I got my face down into the cement. Oh, oh. That was it. But the best part of that is after, and we're not going to go into it, but after you got released from the jail in your jail suit, you went to a Justin Bieber concert, no? It was bashy boys, Bob.

And it was actually a hell of a performance. It was an awesome. By you or the boys. By the boys. They showed me the meaning of being lonely. I mean, dude, it was, yeah, I mean, that was the one time I've been knocked out in my life. Yeah, the pat on the head and then Joe said that he said to me last night because we were on the deck and I was asking him for like a detail of like what he really thought. And then he said that like he like pat her on her head and he was like get better or something like that.

And then just ran away. I was of no use to her at that point. Like at that point I assessed it. It wasn't like she was cut open. Her head was gashed. Like she could have had a concussion. But at that point I couldn't even communicate with her. She's the one on a bike.

She could have easily rolled to an urgent care if need be. I was the one on foot. And by the way, I was the one who was technically assaulted. She should have been in the bike lane. What if you want to really break in wise? Let's play devil's advocate here. Let's say she was a runner on the sidewalk, running straight down a sidewalk, right?

Just running, running. You could not have run as fast as his bike was going. Yeah, but you running out of a parking garage without any, like, looking both ways. Yeah, it was like a corner. So I had to make like a bigger. But you didn't look both ways before you just ran out. Correct?

Yes. So what if it's a runner and you just run into a runner? What if the earth was flat? I mean, it wasn't the case. The earth isn't flat? This is a reasonable thing I'm offering. I understand what you're saying. And then I would have put my hand up and said, I'm more to blame.

She was barreling down the street when there's a bike lane next to the sidewalk. And by the way, when I first explained, I said, you know, the way that it happened, I don't think you can blame one person either way. It was just a bang, bang, collision. But the fact that there's a bike lane next to the sidewalk, one would claim that she is at fault. Now, you know, you can look at it however you want. I was running and could I have been more cautious?

100%. But nothing I really do in life is cautious. Yeah, you got to stop running. I got to start running more to be honest. Running for exercise. You got to stop running in like life. I just, at that point, Nicole was waiting. She had a ton of shit.

And I was like, I just want to get this phone back. I want to just return this shit. And I want to get, and she was first in line, too. So, like, I don't want our spot to get jeopardized to the point where she was all the way now at the end. Because, anyways, it is what it is. Yeah. I hope we can get that footage, man. Yeah.

Apparently, the guy has seen it. That was great. He was laughing on the phone with Carol, which was, I didn't hear him laughing. You guys said that that's amazing. That's a really good sign. The excuse we made, if we put anything insurance in there would have been an issue, just using the excuse of to get a new, phone. I think we'll go a long way. I mean, whatever it takes to get that footage, we're going to try. We're going to try. Just make the call a little bit later today.

Yeah, yeah, I was going to give it a little bit of time. The guy, the owner of the parkade is coming back from Columbia. So I figured that's a pretty long flight. So, I'm going to try. I'm going to make another call today, see what we can do. Bob is like a bloodhound. If you give him the opportunity for a potential. viral video, there is no lengths as to what he would do to get the video. So like, I will say between Perez's masterclass of Googler, that was crazy, my quick thinking and then you're just tenacity. Somehow we've come to this point. So we'll see. I don't think reasonable people would have got this far. No, absolutely not. We would have maybe, maybe would have

found the phone number. Maybe would have made the call and certainly would have been stopped at the language barrier. That March Madden, I mean, that, that, that championship game was not going on for that time. When we were trying to get that, that was what mattered the most. It's tough when a game goes exactly how it, like, it seems like it would go. The first half was apparently good. We didn't see much of it, but, I mean, it seemed tight.

But, yeah, we, look, we're on the prowl for it. We are going to head over now to the par three poppy who's going to take us into our Q&A segment. All right, pop. The first question comes from M. Taylor 7640. If you could change one rule in golf, what would it be? Over to Stuby. I got one for you.

Oh, I got one that you're going to... I know what you're going to say. I want to throw mine in real quick, actually. Is the fairway divvets? That's the craziest thing ever. The most ridiculous thing. Yeah. Wow.

You play the balls at lots. I mean, that's just part of the game. It sucks, but there's no way to enforce that. Then it's like, is this in a divit? It's over a divvits. Does it have to fully be in a divot? You've made a good shot. Like at that point, like, you're getting penalized for making a good shot.

It's not like you're hitting it into the rough or you're hooking it. Like, if you hit the middle of the fairway and it lands one inch over, it's a perfect shot, great lie, or you're in a someone priors divot, which should have been fixed. And in any other, in any other, you know, normally you would have, you'd throw sand, on it or something on a regular golf course, but because you're playing in a major championship, they don't do that. And all of a sudden, like, you're now, your, your ball's hindered. They do all that. It's not about, it's not about being punished. It's golf is, you play the ball as it lies. Yeah. So you could be a foot over and you'd be in the rough and not a bunker. You can be

in a divot in the rough. You can be in an unraked bunker. I mean, there's all sorts of things that can happen. It's not, you're not, you're not entitled to anything particularly perfect in golf. You play the balls at lies. That's just, that's it. And I get it sucks. I've been on the bad end of it, but it's, it once you open up that box of like, this isn't what I should have gotten

because of the shot that I hit and he, like it's, it's impossible to enforce it's going to slow the game down dramatically on, on the professional level for sure. I mean, look, if you're out playing with your boys, fucking move it. Gives a shit. Like everyone, you can make your own

rules and even if you're gambling, you can just say, look, you know, preferred lies in bunkers, you know, roll the ball in the fairway. You can do all that stuff. But when it comes to tournament golf, you think it's slow now. Like these guys are going to be like, well, it's sort of touching. It's going to be a fucking nightmare. And then you just got to play the balls of lies. That one, it's easy. It's like low-hanging fruit, but like that doesn't happen as much as you think it does. What about not allowing rangefinders? They do now. On all tournaments?

It's only the Masters and... So then that's my question. Why, if they can use them in other tournaments, why not allow them in every tournament? Well, that slows the game down, too, because they still do both. They, like, we'll do the range finder, and then they'll walk it off. Yeah. I understand that, but, like, if you're allowing it another, I could, I could almost gauge more, like, tournaments are governed by different, like, bodies.

I understand that, but I'm just saying, like, I feel like you should, you should put it across the board, like either we allowing it or we're not allowing it. That's not, it's not one person making decision. Yeah. The Masters is probably wondering why everybody else is allowing. Fair? Yeah, they ain't going to allow that. I don't know.

I love golf. I'm not sure if there's anything I would really necessarily change about the game of golf, to be honest with you. What was yours? No, I was just going to make the golf carts go a little faster, you know? That'd be cool. Yeah. But from like a rule change, I don't know.

I don't think there's anything that, like, strikes me. What are your thoughts on signing an incorrect scorecard? Yeah, and that's not even, that's more like tournament rules than it is like USGA body rules. I don't mind the like a couple years ago they did the whole like local rule with like if you hit it out of bounds, the white steak. You have the option of going like evenly out into the fairway for two stroke penalty. You can't do that anymore? Well, it's not like tournament play. That's just like around your club.

Instead of people going all the way back to hit another shot where they would hit in the fairway, then hitting four, you're just sort of hitting four from there. That I don't mind because it speeds play up. And with our videos, we always just play fucking out of bounds lateral, which is just quicker. But I don't know. I don't think I've been in a tournament and been like, God, I hate this fucking rule. Like, this rule always fucks me, you know. I'm trying to think of what the tour players always complain about. All they complain about, the main thing they complain about are the divets.

And, like, sometimes they complain about, like, some style of drops. But I don't even know those so well to talk about them. Oh, the new drop. Because sometimes you'll see, sometimes you'll see a guy land somewhere and then drop in a preferred lie. Like, he'll land in the rough and then he'll get it, he'll get some sort of relief and drop in a better lie. I don't even know what that is, to be honest. But I just know that's what people complain about. And you're, and you're impeded either by your stance or flight by, like, a sprinkler head.

Right. And you get your club length. Your club length could bring you on to the green. which I mean technically is doable. Like if you play in some bullshit like charity scramble or like local scramble, they'll say one club length preferred lies, but you can't change your lot. Right.

Right. So, but that's like different. That's not like relief necessarily. That's just luck of the draw. I don't have an issue. I just know that's what they complain. Every couple weeks that happens and people are up in arms about.

The pros complain about when they get in divits. Like they don't like it. They get pissed about it. But I don't feel like they ever come out and are saying like, We got to change this fucking rule. All right. Next question comes from Ryan underscore Jacob 99. Who was everyone's childhood hero?

Mine was Derek Jeter. Yeah, he was just, he was the guy. The way he went about his business. He just won and one and one. And it was just such a classy, classy guy. Yeah, I was just obsessed with Derek Cheater. Joey D. I had two.

When I was really young, it was the Russian rocket. Pavell Burray. Sure. Then they lost, tragically, in game seven. And I think probably for most of my life, it was Patrick Waugh. I was a goalie in hockey, and I just thought he was incredible. The guy just reached, he changed the style of, he was like the best butterfly goalie to ever play the game. And he was just unbelievable.

I just, I thought he was such a fucking fun watch. Would you get out of the crete when you were, goalie like did you creep out of the crease a lot what I mean creep out of the crease like or like like you're like you know what you call it's the crease no yeah what did you creep out a lot like did you get out of there a lot and throw your stick out there at some guys oh yeah you know you know the best part to get is underneath like so the shin pad goes like this and it basically covers the thigh and obviously the shin up to the knee but there's one area right behind the knee cap where there's no padding so if you took the butt end of stick and he just jammed them behind the kneecap.

You had to be the dirtiest goalie ever. And you just give them a little, you let them know you're there. And that'll, if they're still there. And then the thing is, too, if they start getting chippy with you, then the defenseman just clocks them. So you could kind of get frisky with it a little bit. So yeah, I was a little bit of a prick in that. Are you dirty tendi?

Sometimes. Sometimes I do a lot of like, when there was a scrum or like a bunch of guys would fall on top of me, I'd start smacking the guy with my blocker. Like the ref's never going to see when there's a pile up on top of you, you know? You got to be like, listen, as a goalie in hockey, like you have, like, if you let the guys, like that's your area. If you let them just come in there and do their thing. Now, normally the defenseman's job is to kind of tick knows.

You'll, like, kind of cross-check, kind of get them out of that area. But if you just let them go unimpeded, like, they're going to fucking come in there and they're going to make your life a living hell. Take, ever take the story that Cutsi's buddy from home, Bears all told me when he was was coming out of the bar and he got to hammered and he saw this goalie who they used to play with who was Joe's backup. Oh, Josiah.

All the guys said, he's just like, he's like, hey Joe, good to see you. And Joe's just like, you couldn't hold my past. That's not the story. The story was, we saw him on the street and he was like, yeah, Joe and I, we used to split, you know, we used to split. And he wasn't the split.

He was the backup. And I just was like, well, no, you were, you were the backup. And he's like, no, I could have, if they would have given me more I would have been able. And that's when I said, you couldn't hold my fucking jockstrap.

And he got really pissed, understandably so. Nobody wants to hear that now and wants to be told that. Yeah, well, you know, you know, there's such a thing called reality

and some people fail to live in there. Oh, my goodness. Is that right? Is that right? That's the same thing. That's the same thing. He told that biker yesterday.

Oh, boy. She was at fault. Oh, that. That. Um, yama outside of modus yahoo, who did you love up to? By the way, I knew you were going to say that.

I heard it coming. It's not even that funny. I knew it was coming. Let me have my moment. They liked my moment. Have your moment. Is it bad that I don't, like, I'm trying to, I like, no, no, I like athletes, obviously, but I don't think.

Michael Jordan, you said. Yeah, but I was, when I was a kid, he was, he was retired. He was gone. Moisesaloo. How about my dad? Moisesaloo is a good one. I mean, Sammy Sosa was up there until he went rogue. Adam Sandler?

No. I was a huge, I mean, I was huge bears. I loved Brian Erlacker. He was probably the closest I had. Brian Erlacher. Are you, excuse me? Damn, Tom. Jesus Christ.

What do he's? I'm just trying to see. Do you have somewhere to be? Do you have somewhere to go? No, I'm just saying, like you didn't have a role model. I'm like, that's. I'll tell you this. When I was a teenager, my role model was Derek Rose.

Anything he did, I wanted to do. That's a great. It was unbelievable. He's my best. He's my hero. If his highlight tapes come up, like on TikTok or what, you can't not watch it. It's the best. Anytime that song comes on, I'm coming home.

I just start flinching, looking for, like, highlight mixtapes of Derek Rose. And we send it over to Mr. Stuby. I mean, Tiger got me grinding on golf, I would say. I don't know if I like it. It's like a role model situation, but. Kevin Stuby? Yeah, I mean, you always look up to your dad, grandfather, stuff like that. I don't know.

The role model's tough. It's a tough thing to talk about. I agree. By the way, I totally agree. Why is it tough? It's just, why is that tough to talk about? You ever see that Matthew McConaughey speech where he's like, my hero is myself in 10 years? That's tough.

So he said at the Oscars. Do you remember that? It's a tough scene, but I'd almost rather say that than... That's a lot of pressure. Than, you know, put... You think it's soft to have a hero as a child? I think it's soft to talk about it. When you're an adult.

sure it's it's nostalgia speaking of which take who is your hero god allen iverson for sure that's uh chase great it is it's always athletes my father yeah i think your father should be you know prominent one for most people did you like a report in school about some famous person i did one when i was a kid and it was thomas edison i could go bar for bar with anybody about the animals once i did on cheetahs Yes. All right, Pop. Let's do a closer here.

All right. Last question. Close it up with some food. Jack Whiteman, 1483. What are the boys' top three McDonald's items? Great question. That's a really good one. All of a sudden very hungry.

Want to take it away too? Tell us, dude. Don't want to tell us. I'm going to go, do we have to say power rank them? Yeah. Yeah. Three to one. Three to one.

Three to one. Give me a frozen Coke at three. Okay. Give me a McChicken at two and give me the fries at one. Wow. Yum's? I'll go 10 piece nugget at one, 20 piece nugget at two, 40 piece nugget at three. And then can I do a bet?

I would do whatever they're putting in the sprite there, that too. So just give me the nuts. nuggets in the sprite and just chop my throat in half. I would go filet a fish at three. Wow. It's just, it always hits. I'd probably do like a cheeseburger at two, like just the classic cheeseburger. And then at one, I think it has to be the fries.

Yeah, it's hard to not throw the McRiddle in there. But yeah, the breakfast would be like a sausage and egg McMuffin meal. They make good coffee too. forget that. Yeah, I'd go a Cache. Fish Flet, I agree with Fish Flee 3, double quarter pounder two, French fries, one. Pop. Copy? Double quarter pounder

three, French fries at two. Spright. Sprite at one? It's the greatest Sprite I've ever had my entire one. It's the greatest fountain drink that's out there. Every time it hits? Every time. Every single time. Actually, you know what? Didn't we, didn't we know, what was that? No, it was Wendy's. It was Wendy's.

Yeah. We got that terrible. Stale. Stale. The Airbnb delivery? Yeah. That sucked. The last thing in the fountain. Wendy's,

Wendy's has dropped the ball a few times on fountain soda. I'm a big Wendy's advocate, but they, they dropped the ball of these stuff. We were discussing the other day, we were at the brass ring, that every fountain soda and every soda and anything that has anything to do with water here is a little funky.

Well, Florida water is just a little, it's got a little bit of a smell to it. You know what? If you go to Zephyr Hills or Cypher Hills, however you pronounce it. Their go-to spring, it's a little off. All the water here is slightly off. It's a little off.

That's why you go to the Trader Joe's bottle water is great water. They're probably shipping in. All right, big, big master's week. Yeah, we're giving away a nice Callaway bag that it's probably going to be already passed by the time this goes out. But, yeah, we'll show it. I mean, nice little bag here. Signed by the Boyce, Staff bag.

Yeah, real, real nice stuff. there. But in the meantime, a lot more to come. We appreciate you for coming. We thank you for tuning in. We love you. We appreciate you. Like, comment, subscribe. It's been another edition, The Bob does sports podcast.