Bob Does Sports Podcast - Jon Rahm and Xander Schauffele Dissect Joey Cold Cuts!

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

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Oh wow, he's just watching it with shank this. He's getting frustrated. I like the U.S. stair behind the back done. Oh no. You guys hear what he's saying? Who is this guy? Joey, they're picking on you today, buddy. I feel bad. Can I request some left people?

We get into the job. Fudge. That's what you say. It's not waiting through the Cowley Club. You should be on the U.S. National Rider Cup. Oh, there is. There is. No, that's no.

At what point is Joseph DeMarg going to say, hey, I'm going to be on time for a podcast. I'm going to show up. He's set nine. He has sent nine messages into the group chat since 602, which he was already two minutes late at that point. He's now set nine messages, none of which have anything to do with the podcast, by the way.

Yeah. Oh, hey, Joseph. What time is it, Joe? Well, 07.7. I've been on over a minute and a half. Fellas, big week ahead, a lot of content. We got our big guest, Sebastian Manascalco. We'll be joining the program, which is terrific.

Very excited. One of the better comedians out doing it right now, am I wrong? Not wrong. You're not wrong. Tickets a big Minnescalco guy. Sure is. I'm closeted. Yeah.

And I don't think it's closeted. You were running us down, left, right, and center down Broadway. He's listening to every episode of the podcast. podcast a big fan I guess not I mean you don't you do listen to Sebastian and Pete

every single episode now I'm a fashion show that's absolutely right I want to get a thing of ticket on the green with Minnescalco like behind him like manzellish like photo and then I would like at some point

we could get a collage of like all the people that Tick's been on the green thing I was talking about that for some time now that's going to go in his office in Florida that would be sick You don't have an office in Florida? Barely going to have a room, dog.

That's big breaking news, by the way. If I may, the ticket and Benyaman have decided, you know what? We're going to bunk up first month of Florida. Let's see how that runs and take it from there. Ticket, take me through your thoughts on deciding to bunk. Madman himself. I'm excited. I'm also worried

I've made a massive, massive mistake. When we first get there, it's going to be a lot of fun. I'm worried about week two when we really settle in. He's had enough to pleasantries, and he's just going to be locked in his room. He's going to come out, get something.

I'm going to be like, hey, what's up? He's like, do not talk to me. Don't talk to me. I'm nervous. I'm going to be walking on eggshells in a place that I've put half the money in. Hold on. Hold on.

Oh, whoa. You boys will link up at feeding time. That is my biggest concern because... A couple of fucking Fuffalo's at the fucking Serengeti watering the old dude. That's my biggest concern. All day. And then you're going to be like, you're going to do an Uber Eats? This is the year you bulk up.

It'll be a text from room to room. Like, you hungry? Yeah. This is the year that takes supposed to get shredded. And I don't know if, like, with bin yamin those late night eats that's going to be well yon is he's half a meal needs 800 calories a day so i actually think he'll be a good influence on me are you are you on the air diet not if you saw what i saw yesterday take it it was not an 800

calorie day everybody but everybody knows that the new year doesn't start until january 2nd so yesterday was the last day of 2023 i got a double school scoop from Baskin-Robins. This guy's talking as if he wasn't like facilitating all this. He almost got to have it. He forced me to get the double scoop so he could feel better

about his triple scoop in the waffle cone. Did I see like a salted caramel with a sherbert on top of it? It was a, it was a reason. I got a picture. It was a, Yeah, it was like Reese's peanut butter cup ice cream, they called it, and then two scoops of Rainbow Sherbert, which is like a wild mix.

The wildest myth of the phone I've ever heard. Paid the extra $1.50 for the dry ice, too. Oh, you get to get it on the way? I mean, you have to. Oh, my God. Travel well. Did you get a priority too, straight to you? You're worth it.

Yeah, we did. Me and Yom and yesterday. I started Joe. We did, oh, I had breakfast on the more, but from the time Yaman came, we did Wendy's before the Rose Bowl, Chinese during the Rose Bowl, and then Baskin Robbins are in the game. Oh, my word. Yeah, it was tough. By the way, Yaman, by your theory, if it's the last day of 2023, then the play of the year was actually the play of the year. You know, yesterday, I'm talking to Coltsie about about the games. And I go, he's, he says, like I'm all in on Michigan. He goes, my guy says it's his game of the year. And I was like, Cutsi, it's January 1st. How'd that turn out, Yaman? He goes, well, that's fine, but you got 364 days and no more games in the year. That was it. This is game of the year. January 1 is

game of the year. And it hit. Yeah. Guy had his game of the century. The day it struck 12 on 2000. You just ignore the guy? You just ignore every pick he makes for the rest of the year. It won. It was a good pick. No, I know. But this one the game of the year was on J. The ball dropped into the game of the year. I don't know what you want me to tell you, man.

I gave you a winner. Winners? You know, when I said that, when I said that, I realized that. And I was just hoping you would just not realize that. Normally, it would have slid right by me. All lots gets by me, F.P. including who action Bronson is

because I have no idea that's mind going to be Cuts he's going to come to the next round though just like rap and action Bronson like he's just going to be like has a cooking doesn't you have a cooking show oh that guy

that guy Netflix or something he's a white dude with that looks that wraps you just just a picture of him I know I saw the picture I had no idea but then when you talked about the food thing

then it made sense. But I couldn't tell you one song he's in. He's in that fucking the Pete Davidson movie, the King of Stanton Island for about 10 seconds. He walks out, Tickie, you know what I'm talking about. He's in the Pete Davis movie. He walks out. He's just dying for five seconds.

That's my whole story. So, Bob, how would you hand, because I need tips, how would you handle getting an apartment with, with Binyaman for two weeks, two to four weeks? What would be your week? I thought it was a month.

Now it's two weeks? Well, it's two to four weeks. We don't know yet. You got to be at peace and okay with just being quiet for a while. Like you got to be able to give him spurts where you just don't say anything to him. That puts him in a real good spot. Like he's going to give you the times where it'll be a fucking blast. Like when he's going off and if he's angry like that,

but you have to give him his spurts where you just don't say anything and be okay with that because he's okay with that. For how long, Bob? It goes long, dude. He'll kind of let you know when he's ready to start talking again. Yeah, we had a situation, no, a situation, but we, we, we were driving, what do we do? We were driving home. What happened recently that was just like this?

Because you were a big wave. You told me that, I never knew this. You guys said to me, you're like, oh, yeah, like, sometimes you just can't talk to him. You just like let him. I thought everybody was like that. Like I love, there's nothing I like more than dead air. Like, so when we were, we were, we played with Big Wave, Dave. We were on the golf.

Me, Yamah spent the last two weeks together every single day. We played with Big Wave, Dave, and we were leaving the course. And, you know, it was a long day of golf. We were getting ready to come back. And it was like a little over an hour drive. And I said, Jet, like, I can't sit in the front. Like, I don't like sitting in the front seat. And I was like, you're going to have to take the reins on the conversation.

Like, you're going to have to anchor most of the conversation. He's like, all right, whatever, that's fine. He wins on the front seat and like Big Wave is talking to him. And like, he's just giving him nothing. Like, Jet just didn't have anything for him. So I'm in the back. I'm like, I'm going to let him ride. And there was just nothing.

So I had to really start chirping in. But Big Wave turned to him at one point. He's like, Jet, like what's wrong or whatever? And Jet's like, this is me, Wave. This isn't me. Well, he said, I didn't realize. Like, I thought that the golf, like we played golf for four hours, I got all my words out then.

Like the car ride back, I was just like, you know, trying to enjoy my, you know, the silence that I enjoy. But everybody likes to talk. Like everybody, like even every car ride we're in together. Everybody just wants to talk. Sometimes you just got to sit there, you know. We did that for lunch. I took him out for lunch.

And we were sitting at Tatsu and like, he just didn't say a word. And like, I'm eating the fucking ramen. And I'm like sitting there. And I'm like, so, you know, like, I only know what to say. so much and then you just kind of look at me and then he'd be like what and I'd be like oh geez man so we we essentially

ate ramen in silence I don't get enough credit because the truth is when I like when I bring it I bring it to like a level like a high level so you got to you know I imagine it's going to be why do we have to just why does everybody just have to talk

at all times like what's whatever happened to science on man dude I imagine living with you is going to be like you know when you go to the zoo and you're psyched to see the lions. But whenever you go see the lion exhibit, they're in the cave all sleeping. And you just want them to come out, but you can't force them to come out. They're going to come out when they're going to come out. And I'm going to have to treat it that way. That's not, that's like exactly. That's a great analogy, Dick. That is exactly correct.

But also, I feel like we're just going to be, like, it'll be easier because we're just going to be, like, working the same place. That bears laying on its tummy too with its ass up. Dude, with his fucking ass up, dude. This is a bang job of the highest degree. It's all true, but it's bang job.

I think it'll be good. I think it'll be good for work. I do think what you're saying is correct. Like, you're not, if you're expecting, like, us to have these, like, long-winded conversations of all times of the day,

it's just not going to happen. No, but, yeah, I will say, though, what you'd say was like, when you're on, it's it's the best there's nothing better than when you're on it's the best thing in the world Joey D on a gummy bin yaman when he's on

Joey D on a gummy bin yaman when he's on that's the best the best the best of the gosy on a gummy is pretty special you know woke he's a lot of fun on a gummies FP we've only seen it a couple times but fd on a gummy is a blast that's a fun ride I like that guy a lot and then then That's when the orders are never bigger because we all just go to town. We all go to town. What was it, Austin, Texas?

Austin, Texas, we had some big ass orders. We did, we did like the Kentucky fried chicken and pizza, like back to back. Remember that? Yeah, I also did lunch. Yeah, we did. And we did bagels too. I gave poppy and FP a bang job that same day, just a few. few hours earlier.

But immediate hand-up accountability. It's like it didn't happen. It's all gone now. Yeah, that's good. Remember when I banged you guys on that ID post? The tummies?

Oh. Come on. No, the belly, the belly boys. Belly boys. Belly ball. He did numbers. This is a great post.

Great post. Oh, God. Joe did mention it not to put on your spot, but I am curious. Are you now, in shredding season because you talked about getting the biggest that you've ever gotten in 23 and that seems to be accomplished. 24 is it time now?

I mean, from what? They're saying, is it now? Is it 2024 shred season? Yeah, I treated it much like January 2 was when it started, which is today. I've not gotten in the gym yet. But I'm eating a lot healthier. I've been saying no to some shit that I passed.

Wouldn't say no to. No postmates' orders. It is day one. So I'm starting by eating healthy. Lord knows this trip, I'm not going to get to the gym once. But I'm moving in the right, right?

We're starting the year with a trip. It's, we got a buckle. Yeah. Wait till Mr. Stuby gets his paws on you there. It's going to take a lot. I think I'm in the right mindset to do it.

I really, Bob, is FAA? I will say L.A. L.A. is a little, L.A. is a little bit better. We really have an issue when we're like all on the road and we're in an Airbnb. Scottsdale. That's when things get ugly. When we're, you guys are still in your elements.

You're at home, right? Yeah. I mean, Bob and I, it's an issue. But like, if this is, the worst types of trips. Well, the Scottsdale back-to-back trips should be, those should be interesting because we got 15th to the 19th, then we got a whole week for waste management. That's going to be.

That was going to hurt. It's kind of one of those things like, you know, when you say you're going to do something, but it's so far out that you don't really think too much about it, you know, and then like the day finally comes. Like, I do that. Jet even told me that I do that. And I get it where I'll say yes to things when I don't really want to do it. And then it comes up and then I'm like, fuck.

Like, I've definitely fallen victim to that multiple times. I didn't think 2023 was ever going to end. It was a movie, man. And it was a movie I didn't want to. And I'm, I'm worried, especially after this conversation. Dude, these trips, I don't know what I'm going to do. He's right, actually. Like when we're all in an Airbnb or a hotel and we get those droop orders, those vicious, poisonous.

I don't know what. Nobody fills up like a kitchen counter island better than we do, bro. If you have an island in your fucking kitchen, it is stacked with bags when we're in there. All we do is just push our last meal to the side. It's like a fucking conveyor belt. A truck. Yeah, we don't clean it. We just fucking throw it over here. We just find little areas to stick to the new one. It goes to the floor.

The most appalling thing I've ever seen was when we were on our last trip and Jet went to go in for his fries. And he grabbed the wrong fry, grabbed the fry from last night instead of the fry that had just came in. So he dragged the cold dry and said it was one of the most despicable moments I've ever seen. Somebody saw on that last post that would jet did the, you know, the LeBron. People were commenting on seeing the table and what was what was going on on that table. And people were like genuinely concerned. Like they were they were messaging in the comments. Like these guys have problems.

We're going to be better. Hey, hey, hey. For all the 2020. You think he wasn't better? Will we be better? Hey, Tick, you're on you a lot. Let's be better. You know what, Tick, you could start with when Bob goes to for his runs in the morning,

Tick, you can go with him. Good. I'm going to work. Try. I'm going to really, really cheat. I'm not going to try. I'm going to do it. I'm going to fucking. I'm going to do it. I think we're going to make an honest effort to really, really trim it down. I think this is the time

do it. And I think we just got to I miss it. I think from like what I see in the comments, I think some people are getting like pissed at how fat we're getting. Like some people are like actually like angry about it. It's also all we talk about. We don't talk about anything else other than how fat we are. Yeah. Well, we talk about sports.

Yeah, that's true. We talk about guys who do work out and do well with their buy. I mean, we're just talking about the opposite of what we do. No, we're going to be okay. We're going to be okay. Do you think Texas would have won last night if we were there online? They might have had a better shot. No, that was, that was a disaster, a catastrophe, some would say.

Not for, not, no, not for Texas, horns down, but for, but for, yeah, there you go, F.B. There you go. Anybody else? Let me see them horns down, Joey, dude. Yeah, I like Texas. That's he. Orange down accountability. Horns down.

All right, I'll take it. Like, the coaching and the, the efficiency and the. officiating and Washington blowing that game almost when they were up the whole stop doing that when they were up the whole time is it's a disaster we need some changes starting with just i thought you had washington with i have a few rules that i've come up with now one no punt returns yeah okay we're not doing punt returners anymore if if i'm coaching there's no punt returners that's number one the amount of like must punch you can't catch everything you try to block everything no there's nobody back there we're not putting guys back there anymore all they do is enough punts

Because all they do is muff punts. There were two muff punts in the Michigan game. That guy at the end almost blew the entire game. If he's not back to it, it doesn't happen. That would have ruined my game of the year. Correct. Correct. The game in 2023.

Yeah. It's really about if you want to give up, like what is the odds, not the odds, what is the difference between returns that go for more than like 30 yards versus like muffed punts or punts that go backwards? It can't be that crazy. So one, no punt returns. Two, the cornerback's going to start turning around when that ball's in the air.

Tick knows what I'm talking about. And then there was a third one that happened last night that we forgot about, that I forgot about. That game was over. It was over until it wasn't. And I'll be honest with you, I thought, I think, I don't know how you guys felt. It felt like Texas was going to win that game at the end there.

Like it was just inevitable that we were just watching it in slow motion that Texas was going to score. Well, there was a way I had, I had Washington with the points and then I hedged with Texas money line. If they would have won, I would have hit everything. It's the Jet special. They would have won by one. Jet, I did it you.

I would have got to the, I would have hit the middle because I had Washington with the points. And then I was so in on Washington that I just hedged so that if Washington lost, I wouldn't lose everything. But then there was a way when it came to the end. I was like, oh, my God, if Texas wins, it went by one point. I'll hit both. And that's that middle ground that Jet loves.

I love that middle ground as well. I like it on over unders. I like a nice over, like a nice over at the start, and then they just score a shit ton of points and then catch them like a very high under. Middle ground, baby. Michael Pennix Jr., currently in his 11th year in college, is unbelievable. There's going to be guys in 2036 that are going to be saying it's their COVID year. Like the COVID year gave people another five to six years of eligibility. And it's

never going to slow down. You would think by now the COVID year is just about over. Will Shipley is officially done. For confirmed? I don't know. I would hope so. I doubt it. When you guys told me, when you guys told me, I think at the Texas game, the fact that Will Shipley still in college is un, I thought you guys were, joking with me. That was at the Texas game, right? I thought he played with Colt McCoy, dude.

That was a Williamson. I thought he played with Colmicole. Will Shippley's Clemson. Clemson, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You redshirt your freshman and sophomore year, then you play four games, then you play four years, you hit the transfer portal, you get a

worldwide pandemic, and you can play a few more years. I think you guys are going to have just the day-to-day games tick and yams just you guys are going to have so much fun watching all the games together and everything like that that will be the beauty of you guys living together that's also be working a lot bob well yeah but that doesn't mean they can't watch the games with games so you're going to watch NBA games oh this by the way when this when this college football ends and the NFL ends you enter no man's land of hockey and hockey hockey hockey players

NBA. You get golf. You get highouts are okay, but the in-between when it's still regular season hockey and like mid-season NBA. Yeah, yeah. And then like- But that's when golf comes back. Golf comes back, but you don't have it every day. And the first tournaments kind of stink. And then baseball comes back for the summer.

Joe, are you still committed to taking two weeks off after the NFL season ends from gambling? I was actually going to take a week off when I moved to Florida. well the NFL still talking off of gambling no but I'm just I've been doing tremendously well so like I right now like

you know when you're on a heater you just got to let a ride but yes FPI I will I will take some time off yes once everything's said done right now I'm like fucking I'm like on the 9th he's coming up

he's coming up I fly to Florida on the 9th the ninth. Are you prepared to stake like our stake our claim there based off of your well here's the thing is I don't know where anything is there. Jupiter, West Palm, Palm Beach Gardens it's all the same to me. Like I don't know

like people like where you live. I'm like I don't know. Jupiter, West Palm, Palm Beach. Now apparently there's a public's right across from me, Jet. So that will be that will be something I'll be checking out. If you have four hours you can get a sandwich. They just got to get you some more chicken tenders. I actually have a good spot.

I hope that, like, you know, you guys know that the, I'm going to have a brand new bed, mattress, everything for the guest room. So if anybody wants to come and visit, there's no more futon. You know, you guys are welcome to come and stay at a couple nights. Not two weeks, not two, three weeks, but a couple nights. Is the brand new bed in the guest room or is your old bed in the, okay. Well, I'm taking the frame of my bed right now, the frame. I'm getting all new pillows, mattress, everything.

So that it'll be brand new. I think the guests deserve a nice, nice bed. You have two bedrooms and an office? Yeah, it's like 1,600 square, 15 or 1,600 square feet. It's big. I got to buy all new furniture. I got to buy a car while I'm down. By the way, I need some suggestions for a vehicle when I'm down there.

I think you were saying jeeps. I don't if I'm a Jeep guy, but I was, I was looking at the X-5. Thoughts on that. Is that a B&W guy? I don't know. I don't know what kind of guy I am. I've been a Jaguar, Mitsubishi Eclipse, Tundra. You had an eclipse guy.

I had an eclipse. That, that, that, that I believe. I had a truck. I had a Toyota truck. You're a truck guy. Are you a car guy? I know nothing, nothing about car. People list cars left right and know nothing.

Then there are some people, I feel like the tick, I feel like you know everything about cars. You know the thing or two about range rovers. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You got to like that, Yaman. You can write it off. It's overweight.

I know that that's what makes a Subaru and Subaru, and that's it. Those are the two I know. Damn. The Range Rover, I think, is one of the vehicles that they're overweight, so you can technically write off the payments. Have you ever owned a car, Jet? Was there ever, have you ever had a car? He never drove a car yet alone.

He doesn't like to drive. Don't say that. Not my, you never had a car? No, I never had my own, like, that I own, like my own car now. Wow. But he wants a range rover. Big decision. I'm not getting a range rover.

I'll tell you, I started looking at cars, though. Like for, I seriously, in Florida, we're all going to need cars. What were you looking at? I would love to see what the search looks like. Whoa. Just an old school jazz. maybe. Oh.

I was looking like old like Mercedes, like the little sedans. With that stash you could pull off and old Mercedes. I just want a little sedan that goes fast and that's it. I don't need anything else. You should get yourself

some old American muscle. No, yeah. An al-camino. An al-camino. Oh. You could be an El Camino guy. I don't even know. I don't even, I have to look that up.

All I know about the El Camino is that. El Camino's nice. That's how fucking Jesse Pinkman got to last. You can get anything besides a van. Don't get a van. Yeah, with that stash, a van would be tough. Those would be good. Yeah.

Don't give out candy in a van. Hilarious. My only thing is if you get a van, you've got to get a merle on the side of it with like a wizard or something. Sorry, did you say a mural? Yeah, like a painting. A mural. A mural. Did you sell me, Derek?

Joey D. I'm giving it to my brother. You're giving it to your brother. That's nice of you. Yeah, yeah. Every once in a while, I do the right thing. All right, folks. Let's transition a bit here.

We are now going to head on into our Callaway cut segment, brought to you by none other than Callaway. To the Callaway cut, we go. Joey Cold Cuts versus the forest. Oh, boy. Zander just gets banged. Yeah. I get banged so bad in the...

You do. My eye was already bad, Bob. Oh, wow. Oh, was us watching it with rum? Yeah, this is not going to do. And, yep, shank somehow ended up in a better spot. Shanked it. Sander loves it.

Shanked it. Good Canadian boy shouldn't use that language, though. Oh, wow. It's funny too because I know them. Like, I've played golf with them, and we played in pro and so. He's getting frustrated. You can see it in his face. FPs, what's an FP straightforward.

It's always FP's great shots of my blowups. Welcome to the channel. I'm just nowhere to be found. Yeah, I'm just nowhere to be found. I'm nowhere to be found. Oh my. Oh, man. Was that a 2V1?

Yeah, it was. Sure it was. Dumbest thing ever. What do we do? doing here and there it is yeah I like the uresteb behind the back down like nobody ever does that yeah that was that one that is like I can't pull that off only a man like him can pull that off though there it is the major Joey versus the forest too here we go Joey they're picking on you today buddy I feel bad for

yeah thank you out oh my god I lose my shit here Did you lose the ball? Oh no. Joey, you gotta watch the language, buddy. That's poor Canadian of you right there. We're a little nicer than that. Fudge. That's what you say.

My mom would love Adam. Yeah, she will. To be fair, he is a better golfer than this. But there's also a little bit in the game sometimes. That's nice. You can just grab it in there. You can be poison ivy or something? Poison knife.

Danden knife. That's no way to treat the Calais Club Colts up. Oh, we're changing clubs? Yes, of course. There you are. You guys hear what you say? Fucking Fern Gullie.

Fucking Fern Gullie. Yeah, we have been making out real. Oh my God. No. Go back home to Vancouver and we'll work on this, okay? All right, thanks, Sam. You should be better than this. Growing up in Vancouver.

Oh, I got worse. We have another running video? No running. I call this a jog, but I'm pretty sure it's just a quick speedwalk. Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's a drop out of the hazard. Come on, good shot.

Oh no, no? Yeah, that's a good shot, right? That's right? That's wrong in the burn our season. And Perez trying to run with the attempt anyway. Maybe fast is a finish or something like. finish or something like that He makes it

Who is this guy? Who is this guy? You should be on the U.S. National Rider Cup team. Oh Oh Here it is. No, that's not what it came out.

F.P. In the clutch. This is huge. There's no other Bob or Cole cuts doing anything cool. Can I request some of F.E.? left people next time it's only good shots with the fun of that is this their day job you know

oh man I'm just not jumping at all that's a weak attempt to jump you know you guys just mention what it goes to a lot of our last player's mine so you just voice it yeah because you can't welcome to you go I don't know if you can see this but to end on that kind of ruins the video a little bit but what was it?

It was a picture of his face that he's face zoomed in They're zoomed in. Oh, damn. They're awesome. I really, they really enjoy spending time with them and playing with them. They're great.

She's awesome. Oh, Madeline's the best. Madeline's the best. That's fantastic. Wow. Wow. We really. What a circus, man.

What an absolute circus. It feels so much worse when you're watching people watch those moments. Yeah. In my case, because it's so outrageous. Yaman banged you. Yeah. You get why he does it. Like,

well, Clips. You banged them. Yes, yes. It's the best clips. But it's, you know, it's content. Also, Adam Haddon is the most polite guy of old time. And he's the wonderful guy. Polar opposite of, of, not that you're not polite. I'm a lovely individual. I treat everybody with kindness, respect. In terms of how brash you are and the cursing, and he's just like a nice Canadian man and he just can't, you know. I didn't always curse like this. This has just been built up over years of just frustration. Sure. And by the way, I never, I never, when I'm at home, I never swear like in the presence of my parents.

Very rarely. I do want you to start saying fudge though on the court. Yeah. Sugar. Just bring a fudge one time. Do you imagine? Ladies and gentlemen, that's the Calloway cut. All right, folks.

There you have it. Calloway cut there. And fellows, can I get a little bit of a drum roll here? Please. We now head on over to the par three puppy for our Q&A segment of the show. Poppy, take it away, pal. All right. First question of the Q&A comes from the Will Crump.

He wants to know if you were to build the ultimate golfer using only BDS people, and you have to include everyone at least once, what would that look like? Great question, dude. That's a good question. Very good question. I mean, FP, I almost think you should be the one to take that away. I think you would know better than us. I think we take Joseph's driver.

Right. I think when Joseph's driver is on, that's the best driver we got in the group. I think we... I think Bob putting, like when he's putting well, he's pretty deadly, especially 10 feet and in. And then... Everything else, FP. I mean, irons wedges, that's not a bad. Jets attitude.

You know, just the fucking... Yeah, none of it fucking matters. That's how you win made here's good. Short, you know, he's like a goldfish out there. And, yeah, ticket, tickets just thirst for life, I think also would be what we would have. Wow. Sure. I like that.

By the way, sure, sure. Really good question. I'll be on to the next one. Okay. This one comes from McQuillionaire. Your favorite stand-up comedian of all times is timely question with Sebastian Manuscalco coming on the show. Who is your favorite comedian of all time? I think it's best we're going to exclude Sebastian because obviously Sebastian would be our number one choice. So we're just going to exclude Sebastian. You can't say Sebastian. I'll tell you that in a few days, it better be Sebastian. But for now, I'll start it off. You guys really got me into Shane Gillis. And then when we went to the mothership in Austin and seeing him live,

you even said to me that you've never heard me laugh like that. Like, that to me was one of the best. But I just recently got on to him. So I would say my number one overall would be Dave Chappelle. That's a good one. Two really good ones. You like Yaman? I think my favorite ever is Bill Burr.

Like when I was, I used to listen to his stuff all the time, watch stuff. He just kind of, he kind of is similar to me in like his attitude. And his, I just think he's hilarious. His rant when he goes off on the Philly fans who end up in these in Philadelphia and they start booing him. and he turns the entire thing. He just scratches everything else and just goes off on them. And then they end up giving him like a standing, you know, after.

That's one of the best, I think, moments in comedy of all time. That page is that. Nope. I like Gillis a lot, but I'll shy away from that one. That Bargazzi's got me recently. I like him a lot. I think he's, yeah, he's,

that humor that he has, that kind of dry. like deadpan face, just like logic, humor, to me is hilarious. He just catches you off guard all the time. I like watching him a lot. Moving around the horn, the big ticket. My favorite would be, I think, Louis C.K. I mean, he's just for a long time. He had a stretch when his show was on FX.

I don't know, maybe it was from like 2009 to like 2017. He was the hottest comedian. It reminded me of Dane Cook when he, He was on top of the world, too. And I could even pick that stretch when Dane Cook was on top of the world because I loved him when I was in high school. But I'll roll with Louis CK. I'm a big old fan of his. Joey D.

I think Dave Chappelle's very good. But I'll go with, since Bob took Dave Chappelle, I'll go with the guy that I've watched twice live is Jerry Seinfeld. I actually, but if you actually go to his, you go to his live, like his comedy is fucking funny. He still got it. he's just got to kind of dig deep in the tank. But when he was back in the day, like, he kind of like really set the precedent for like the everyday bullshit kind of humor of stuff that just happens that nobody,

everybody takes for granted. And I like that. I like that. Now, that's in his prime. I think the biggest regret of leaving L.A. is not going to enough stand-up shows. I mean,

like going to like the laugh factory or anything like that. I wish I did more of that and I really didn't. I saw Dane Cook when I went there. And I didn't know you could see these type of guys just. by showing up on a Tuesday or whatever, and they're there, Bill Burr's there all the time. Like, I wish I did more of that. Ticket.

Let's fire away, baby. Next question comes from Frank Liosi. He wants to know how much money would it take to delete DoorDash from the phones of the boys? Let's say with that question, no delivery service at all, of course. You are? Yeah, postmates all. important designation.

Yeah. I mean, pay whatever you want. I'll just go to overeat. It's no big deal. I don't cook. So that's the problem is I don't know how to cook. I don't cook. Now, thankfully, like Nicole cooks,

but like every once in a while, I've got to give her a break. So, like, it would be up there in terms of the amount of money. That's going to be a high number. The convenience of it, Bob, but you don't agree? Can you still like, get like can you still call a pizza place and get like a delivered like a no none of that you can have

any delivery food at all what about just like what about old school like hey I want a pizza so and so I say off the table no deliveries are that's tough what do you have to pick it up yourself I don't think I would survive like I think I just be dead yeah Jen has no car too so that But I'm thinking we just rely, like, even like not like everything is ordered now, whatever the fuck it is. Jen, if somebody offered you $1.5 million tomorrow for one year of no delivery. Yeah, yeah, I would do that. So you would survive. You would survive.

Yeah, because they had $1.5. $100,000 he would do. I would do $100,000. Yeah. You would do $100,000? I wouldn't. He's got a thing. Take a back.

Tick! Tick! You got to be shredded. A hundred grand, I, I honest to God, would not do it. That's crazy to me. Wait, Tick, are you serious? If you were given $100,000 for no delivery at all, you wouldn't do it? Are you saying for one year or the rest of my life?

For the rest of my life. One year. One year. One year. It's close. I really don't think I would. I really don't think I would. One 50, 150. 150. Sure.

Getting like a car and go to the place and get the food to come home. Absolutely. Yeah. So do, so get 100K and then do that. Tick, I think if that deal was actually offered to you, you'd have a hard time saying no to that. Jeez. I honestly, I'm telling the truth. It's not about, I really don't know for 100 if I,

would do that. There was a long stretch where ticket never had delivery services available because it didn't exist. So you've done it before. I've been doing Postmates since about 2014, that's about 10 years. You just want me to erase 10 years of a whole lifestyle? That's a whole way of life. How much do you think you spent on Postmates in 10 years? Oh, I'm easily 30 grand. Oh, it's more than that. You think it's more than that? Yeah. That's really. 10 years. In nine years. Bob has spent 30 grand in a year.

Tick, I'm thinking like 100. The first five years weren't all three meals of my day, though. It's become bad. But the first five years were just to, you know. That would be 10K a year. I think it's closer to 100K. Holy shh. That's impossible.

You're spending 40 bucks to pop, right? A meal and you're doing that three times a day. That's 120. $40 a day. 30 to 40 a pop. That's 36,000 bucks a year more. I think that's actually more. That's like 360,000.

I just know. Yesterday. How much is you spent yesterday? How much did you spend yesterday? How much did you spend yesterday? $79. $320 yesterday.

That's for two people, though. That's for two. Yeah, but yeah. Do you think Yaman offered to Venmo me? You think all right? I'm trying to give you a half of that. You think that I'm trying to have tip. Don't, I'm trying to half tip, and I've been trying to half tip.

Yeah, dude. That is alarming. Tickett, do you think you're 250 meals this year, this past year on Postmates? Yeah, but I mean, yes, but I would say that some of them were taken care of through through us, I'd say on my own, I'd say I'm right around two, 220, 200, 225 meals, probably this year. What did you do the other 160 days? You order it. It was you ordering McDonald's.

And it's not. It's more days than not. And some days twice, right? It's 300 meals. Oh, yeah. At 40, at 40. bucks a pie. That's, that's $12,000. That's $12,000.

Okay, I'm probably close to $100 then in 10 years. You're probably right. Holy shit. Probably. So you know what? If I take that $100K for one year, I've purchased everything. It's all it's a clean. Clean. I'm taking them. You're right. Yeah, you're rinsing your money. You're like Walter White. Yeah. True. True. All right. Let's rip another. That is scary, Bob. When you look at how much. Like if you look at how much you spend in a month Like I'm scared to look at money

Because every once in a while I'll throw a banger in for Nicole and I I'll do like a $200 John and Vinnie's meal And I'm not even counting those normally Those are like the big bangers Like the average meal is like 50 to 60 bucks There's the reason postmates isn't giving you that number man McDonald's McDonald's on Pillsmates will be like $20 to $30.

Yeah, that's a good point Yeah I almost never order via the apps when I'm home. Really? Why is that? Because I don't, I like leave. Like I leave my house and I like.

Go pick it up. Yeah. Well, yeah. Like I go to like my office or I go play golf. Like I go and do things and I'll and I'll pick up food or I'll eat food out. I'm not saying I'm cooking. That's not, don't don't get. But even even in the winter. I'm like order food. to the house. But even in the winter now,

yeah, I mean, it's not like it's, it's not like it's a, like fucking, it's not polar. Yeah. It's not. If,

if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if,

if, if, especially lazy, then I'll do it. But that's, I think I did it once over this winter break. I've been home for like two or three weeks. That's good.

F. F. How, how many days? I mean, look, I'm not going out and eating salad. So,

like, don't congratulate me too. much, but how many days a week are you going to the office? Almost every day. Wow. That's dedication. I'm not like grinding over here. I thought you were going to pull out. I thought you were about to pull out like one of these.

And to show like your work, you pulled out a Swedish fish. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's grinding. All right. tick. Fire another. Let's do two more. There it is.

Okay, two more. Teddy Calot wants to know. What is so special about Rehouse? What makes that place so special? We just talked about this. Yeah, Yaman actually said it's, Yamon said the other day, what he kind of nailed about is that

the dimming in the lights that they have, it's like the perfect shade of dark inside, the way that they dimmed the lights. the atmosphere, of course, is the best, and then the food is truly second to none. It's just, I've never loved a restaurant the way that I loved Raios. A lot of people think, because I post them so much, there's some sort of ad deal or something with them,

they don't give a shit about doing an ad deal or anything like that, which I appreciate about them. They're so old school, but Yaman nailed it with the lights. They also, it's the perfect volume. It's always the same. murmur. You can't hear anybody else's conversation, but it's very obvious everybody's having amazing conversation. It's the wildest thing. It's always the same lot of people there. Bob loves the way that they, that they, that they acknowledge him when he walks in. Like,

they know him. Tracy, the manager, walks up to the table to check in on how he's doing, you know. Yeah, no, I'm not saying it's bad, but I'm saying he likes that they know him. When he comes in, they treat him like a regular, like that's, that's hashtag earn, not given. I understand that, but I think that that's a big thing for Bob. Bob likes that. But he didn't like it. When we used to go to Factors Deli, he wanted to go there every day. He's a creature of habit.

So when he finds something that he likes and then they treat him like family, it's the perfect synchronicity into him having a place that he loves. Yeah, I also think. two, you're not wrong, Joe. I also think too, one of my favorite things is, like, they have a perfect, like, you could go there and like, yeah, they know us all. Like, you go to the bar to watch

a game. And they have the perfect amount of coming over to you without doing it too much. Like, it's the perfect amount. I'm going to come in, ball bust with you a little bit, I'm out, enjoy your dinner. Come back, but like everything about it is

just perfect. There's times where I go in and I put in my headphones and and just eat dinner with my headphones on sometimes too. I've made that move a couple times. That's wild. Are you going to get a like a picture on the wall? Nah, dude. Did you ask?

I'm not going to ask. It's one of those things where they got a, I'll tell you this. I gave that place everything that I had. I really did. I gave it everything that I had. I've never, I never loved the place the way I loved. Ray. I was honestly not. I think your cousin

Jason's almost taking the baton and run with it now. It's great. I think he's taken over. I think it's my king. He's my king. Everyone's king. He's the best. Yeah. How many times I'm going to go this week? It's your last

hurrah. And by the way, we're not filming Sunday. So we're finally going to have a football Sunday with everybody not having ticket is a killer. Oh, too. really is. I would kill for a ticket to be there just for that last time. Ticket is going to be there. Yeah. I'm going to be right there.

Not bad. You exactly. Yes. I'll tell you this then. I did almost not go to your credit. That's true. Joe's going to have his moving day, which I hope you'll get on. Yeah, that's going to, yeah, I'm going to miss a big chunk of it.

If we could get Joe over there as fast as possible to have everybody there for that Sunday, That football Sunday all together as a group and then followed up by the night game in Rios, that will be one of the happiest days I've had in quite. Like, that's my dream day with the boys. It's a damn good day. Yeah. I want vetoes every day. Yeah, Vito's is.

I'm not getting in shape, am I? I'm just going to be bad for it. It sucks, me. I am. Perez is on a war path for Vito's this trip because he's gone long. He's out for blood on Vito's for this trip. So fucking good, man.

That Torolini is the play when you go to Vitos. That's the play. Yeah. I felt bad when I got that postmates, Joe. I forgot your tortellini. It felt terrible. No, it was for the best. I didn't need no tortellining.

All right, Mr. T closes down. baby last one all right last question comes from grant nut 24 um why what is joey d always think his shot is the best when you guys do a that's ridiculous that is honestly first of all that's an obnoxious question secondly it's not true we i think sometimes it's been the the the only time when it's true sometimes when it's true is if it's like a two-man scramble with me and Bob. But I never think my shot's the best shot when it's a three-man scramble.

I just don't. I know it's not because F.P. has the best shot like nine times out of ten. So that's just, it's just, that's just a ridiculous question. Wow. I don't think it's true, Bob. No, I think you got, look, Joe, you got to defend yourself.

I just didn't see us ending on that. I think part of the blame, I think part of the blame, should go to Poppy for tea. You got another, like, positive question. That was a great question. I'm asking the people with the other to know. I'm sorry.

I wish I would be a little more upbeat about it, but I'm just going to tell how I think it is. There are sometimes where I think, here is what I think it is. I think sometimes I want a little bit like, sometimes I think the shot's not as bad as it actually is. So, like, I just want that acknowledgement that it's not the worst shot.

So, like, I'll, like, talk up my shot a little bit more. even though it stinks because I just, I've been, I've been for large chunks of this year in the dumps about my game. And that, like, Bob knows when you play with somebody, they're like, oh, it's not that bad. It was just a little off. Like, it feels a lot better than knowing that you just stink, which is the reality of it all. The last part is here. Go for it. You know what Cutsi does that is hilarious, that is like your pad to move? It's that, it's not that you always think your shot is the best. but when your shot is used,

you make sure to acknowledge that. So it's like, so it's like if you hit it, if Bob hits a drive that's not good, you hit a good drive, FP's not good drive, you'll always be like, don't worry,

we got mine guys. And then everybody goes. Yeah, because I'll read through the comments. It'll be like, they didn't use one. I know. I'm just saying,

I think it's hilarious. And I'm like, bro, I at least got one under my belt, like at least got one good shot, you know? I just want to, I just want to block out the haters, Joe.

There's a lot of them. Yeah, it's fun with my friends. Joe. I want to get fat with my friends. Yeah, me, channels you could step into. That would be a lot more haters than we got it good, man. We got a really, really good.

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