Bob Does Sports Podcast - Major Controversy Strikes Bob Does Sports

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

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You're like, yeah, he stepped over it twice, but you were like, but it's fine. And he walked through it all to the Fian. He took one look at it. He's like, yeah, we're fine. We're fine. We're done here. I never sunk any boats. I thought you said you almost sunk a vessel.

You guys said you sunk a boat. The group did. What happened? Were you in the group? I was, yeah, but I wasn't on the boat from the night before. They forgot a piece, I guess, that goes over like the gas cap or something like that. So we came out in the morning. We were going to go banana boating, and the boat was half submerged.

and we had to get like buckets and pales and like take the water. It was stressful. It was really stressful, yeah. And then you almost sunk a suburban after that? No, that was the day before. That was loading the boat in. We went from an old loading, like, what do you call? Yeah.

And there was sand. And we kept telling the guy it like evened out. We kept telling Warren, we're like, back it up, back it up. He's like, guys, it can't go anymore. It's going to fucking, like, it's going to level off. And it's going to be a problem. We're like, no, you're fine. back it up so we kept backing up and then his wheels

got lodged in the sand and so half of his suburban was like almost underwater and then he had forgot to put the gas camp back on the car so water went all throughout the fucking cost of like $2,000 and back then we didn't have any money so he was pissed you've lived a lot of lives. It was a wild trip

yeah it was wild trip shout out to the Kelowna Boys. That would have been like 20, 2006 maybe you know the funniest quote the ticket out about you, tickets did that he said, Cutsi's been 36 years old for the past 25 years.

Yeah. Like, every time, every year I've known Joe. Every year I've known Joe, he's been 36. This guy was my manager at the four seasons five years ago and he was 36. Yeah.

What a good bit. I thought he was 55, to be honest. Yeah. The internet does believe that I'm telling him to start leaning into that and just start pretending he's 55. Do you know many DMs I got about that? They're like,

yo, Bob is Cutsi really? I don't know who started it. I almost want to message them and be like, Yo, what the fuck? Somebody else, you should get that AARP bag. Yeah, what is that? AARP. Who cares?

They're handing out of bad. That's the American Association for Retired people. Oh, is that what is, is that the pension? What is the? Pension fund. It's an organization. I didn't know that that was the abbreviation. But, yeah, hey, listen, I'd love to give her.

But Cutsi, at least you have somebody made Cutsi, somebody made him a famous birthday's account. Do you know famous birthdays? Yeah, that's what they're talking about. You should be honored. Nobody else, they're not on famous birds. All the information is wrong. He said you're 55.

I'm 55 years old. It's a talking point. Hey, yeah. 55, I'm Benjamin Bunn. No news is bad news. Did they rank them as like famous people in the world? I think he's like number 68,000. That's awesome.

That's awesome. Hey, that's a start. Coming for it. Let me look it up. I'm actually going. Yeah, please go. Oh, God. Let's not have more people going in.

Well, you're higher ranked than anybody else here. That's a far. I've had a ton of things. people ask me how. I mean, how would you actually realistically? Like, I'm, like, look at me and think that I'm actually... This is right. You're 21,519.

Read his bio. Golf? 21,000. Oh, God. Most famous person in the world. That's not bad. Most famous on the internet. So, like, it's famous people, but also, like, influence, like, internet people.

I just parted. Did you really? Oh, really? Whoa. Smell that. Oh, wow. Look, you ready for this bio? Oh, yeah.

It's very. If you can breathe in. It's the last. You ever hear. It's there. Golfer and popular character from the Bob does sports YouTube channel.

He is known for his boisterous personality and being an Italian from Canada. He and his friend Neil Arnett, parentheses, parentheses also known as Big Ticket. Yay! The podcast, The Sportsman. Sure.

Where they debate topics involving sports. His Joey Colgan's Instagram page is 200,000 followers. He's also been featured on the Brillity Dumbs show hosted by Robbie Burger. Before fame, He first met Bobby Fairways when working at the manager as a manager of a restaurant. Something reeks out of here. That's me.

That's just cut straight to the cheese. Something just crawled out of your butt. I think he's the number. Me, Perez aren't on there. He's the number 11th ranked golfer on famous birthdays. That's pretty impressive. Wow. Yeah.

Who the fuck is ahead of him besides? Grand Horvatt. Garrett Clark. Probably, yeah. Mason, Boston. Basta, Mad Jack, Jack. Tiger Woods. I'm like the same age as Judy Garland.

All the things that you've done and listed on there, how could you not be 55 years old? Can't do all those things in 36 years. Sung a suburb. Look up in a drunk tank. There's a lot of stories that, like, I want you guys to meet when you come to Canada. You guys need to meet, like, well, Barazol, I think it might play around with us.

And he is the most talkative guy ever. I love that. Not like he won't talk like, Well, but like for lunch stuff, he will tell you stories that it's just, Bob will hold it against me for a long time. I'm sure he's going to pick his brain, but there's a lot of shit that I've seen. Take it. Do you remember, we've never told it on the podcast, but you remember the Joey D.

story? I don't know if you were at the Four Seasons at the time where he was a manager at the restaurant, and mind you, at the four seasons, they have security everywhere. There's really good security cameras everywhere. The guest didn't want to pay his bill, and Cutsi was trying to get him to pay his bill. So finally, the guest threw his checkup in the air. and rather than Gatsy just like calling security because then the guy was walking out the door

rather than just it's one button you just call security let them deal with it they have cameras they know the guest the guest is walking out of the door Gutsi sprints after him tackles the guy in the restaurant and is holding the guy down until security gets there it was on Rodeo Drive it was on the

side entrance but it was just like at that point like if that happened to me outside like I would just like shit happened all the time It's not your money. No, but I was just pissed off because the guy was a total douche, and I could have hurt somebody by throwing that thing up in the air. There was right near, like, there was a live band, people dancing.

The thing almost hit a couple ladies in the head, and he just tried to bolt out. You had like a $500, $600 tab. I could have probably just. Was that in your late 40s or early 50s? 51 and a half back then? That dad's strength. Would you say you were a company man, or did that become about pride for you? That's a great question.

Wow. I was as corporate company as they come for a while. So you were protecting the bottom line or you're? I was just, I was trying to like hold this guy accountable. It was a matter of principle. That situation was a matter of principle. This guy wasn't going to get off on my watch. I wish.

Which you didn't. We actually, I held him down. Remember Rob the short little guy? He wasn't going to do nothing. Useless walks up as I'm holding this guy down. He's trying to kick me. and I'm like, Rob, can you do something here? Can you get the cops?

The cops finally came, and then they took him from there. They cuffed him and threw them. And then the next day, the guy's brother called, begging us to not press charges or anything. And we made him pay his bill, and I think he left a hefty tip, which worked out. That's a company man, though. I mean, he absolutely is.

I wish everybody got what you guys could see him, what he was like at that restaurant or urban during March Madness when I would go into the restaurant. I remember his tie game. His tie game was strong. He always wore the lapel. That was your calling card. Yeah, I had the, what do you call it, the pocket square,

and then the lapel would come out from time to time. He always had a lapel. He was a big lapel guy. You almost dressed better than the Meg's, you know. I don't think so. The boxing day, like the little poppy. Yeah. Yeah.

For the remembrance day. That's the little poppy. Yeah, that's part of the guy was. Tick used to roam those halls, wearing the David Bowie t-shirt and skin-tied jeans. And then the wild boy tick was when he got the Stan haircut. He went full bleached blonde like Eminem. Did you know that?

He had a, he had a, he had a, like a blonde thing. He had like a Namar like bleach blonde. He was going through it. You remember like what Brooks did? Like, like, oh yeah. Showed up one day just like a like a giant lock fee during the Olympics. But way less hair.

That's sort of what happened. He said it. Namar did it. Everyone did it. I was before. Jet wants to do it. Jay, you want to do it? We talked about it.

Hold on. Let me pay you. We talked about it. If Jet shows up to a trip with blonde hair, run. Dude. Get out. What's wrong with blonde hair? I think he would rule it off.

No, no. I always thought, because when it became like very popular, maybe a few years ago, three, four or five years ago. And I just never had the balls to do it. But I would, I would do it. I'll never forget. I just don't want to, like, well, I can't walk into, like, could have walk into like my parents house

would. Yeah, he would. You talked about it. Like, why not? Why not? It would be unreal. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I'd be able to pull it off. That's the problem. But there's only one way to hang out. You know, you could always just, you got good hair for it. I'm not saying anything bad. I'm saying the fact is you're not, but you said I'm

behind the camera. I'm sitting in front of two of them right now. I'm saying, oh, God, here we go. The weird way to say it would look good, be like, well, you know, I know. I know you see you. I was saying if in the worst case scenario, oftentimes, you're saying, you look good. oftentimes he's filming, so it's not like he's going to see it. Like, it's not like it's going to get, like, you're going to get body bag in comments. No, but I don't even care to get body.

Like, I like a good comment, like body bag every once in a while. But it's more so like I can't, I, yeah, I don't know. If you don't think that for every second he's behind the camera for Bob does sports, the camera from Bob's phone won't be right on that hair. He will be everywhere. You might blow up, actually. If you would, if you did it again, I would do it with you. Oh, I can't do it again.

I did my time. I think showed up to. It was the funniest thing. He showed up to work one day. And he's like, hey, guys, how's going? Didn't say a thing and his hair was completely blocked. I was like, whoa, what did you do? He's like, yeah, I did a thing.

I did a thing. I'm not sold on it yet, but it'll phase out. You said something like you were like not sure about it. The HR manager came up to me and was like, you cannot do this. This is not okay. This is not five-star quality. And I said, we'll see about that. And she was like, yeah, we will.

We'll see about that. And I never saw her again until something else happened like four months later. You and her used to. God vibe with Maudey. I mean like, this can't happen. It's like, well,

it did. Like, what do you want me to do here? Like this is, this has happened. I'll tell you what, if I shave this, we're going to have a whole other problem.

Yeah, yeah, yes. Seriously, working for the four seasons, it's like playing for the Yankees. They didn't want, they didn't want facial hair.

They didn't want like really earrings or anything like that. Your cousin, too. I, when I went to Peninsula, I had to shave my beard. Well, I didn't have to, but I did out of respect. And I was, like, clean-shaven for a while. And then the beard game came back.

But, yeah, he was like, you could grow a mustache. I was like, yeah. That is not going to happen. When my cousin was getting ready to hire, he's like, I'm going to hire Cutsi. I didn't want him to do it because I know how my cousin, obviously, he's so much different than me, and he's a lot. He's a tough, tough cookie. He's a tough, tough cookie.

We're two different people. But I just didn't want to get in the middle. of anything like if cutsy got in trouble or anything like that like yeah i didn't want to be in the middle of it he's like my best friend i really ever got in trouble well once well yeah no i mean i know you're a good employee but like i know how hard he was going to ride you especially because he knew you as well so i knew he was just going to be up in your ass and then next thing you know um he suspended cutsy for cutsy he was at the restaurant and he was covering for the host of cutsy's in his suit and scott's looking on the security cameras and he just sees cutzy on an iPad and he's

like this. He was playing fruit ninja. So Scott, Scott wrote him up and like, you did a good job of not. You never got me involved because I never wanted to be. It was, it went on my files

like a write-up, but it was nothing more. My defense is this. Okay, like, I was, I was like facing here and the entrance would have been like where Perez is, people coming here. No one in the restaurant behind me or anywhere near.

Hostess was on break. There was no. No one in the restaurant. I had the staff doing chores and tasks. So sitting there just basically just waiting for someone to come. And I was just picking my brain. So I went on the iPad and I started doing that. But no one could have seen.

It wasn't like there were customers behind watching and stuff. I didn't know Lohmolder's camera right behind there. So you don't take any responsibility for that mistake? No, I did what I did. I mean, you know. In fairness, the Cutsi, he's probably the biggest grinder like when it comes to working. Do you remember in the old? in the old days, I'd say the old days, it wasn't that long ago,

but we used to call him at two in the morning when he was closing up shop and we were like in your apartment and he'd be like, yeah, just like closing up shop. I was like, what's going? Like, he had so much energy to like hear about like where we're going or what we were doing and then he like went back. It was like three in the morning. He was closing up.

Most of my Tocazzi are true even like, yeah, he would stay like two, three in the morning and then we'd pick him up at like seven, seven in the morning. And then he'd put on the suit and he would go back on like the parking lot. Yeah. Put it on in like the Trump, L.A., like golf course parking lot, and then you drop me off at the entrance of the hotel and walk on into work. I got one more got to the hotel story was the union was, I was telling you this the other day.

The union was striking. It's a really tough, like, local 11 union, and they had a managers out, and they had a managers meeting with all of us, and they were in the middle of a strike to get paid more. Remember they'd go through the lobby saying Cici Puei, Cé Puei. Oh, terrible. And as the managers, they'd take. told us like do not get into them they're going to try and get in your head like just don't pay it

no mind if you have to send them down to HR or anything like that so it was getting really ugly they would come and they would like honk their horns throughout the hotel like six in the morning to wake up guests it was a it was a mess they would march through guests would yell at the managers we couldn't do anything but they had a meeting and they're like whatever you do do not respond to them when they're marching through when they're processing do not say anything We go back from that, from that meeting. We go back all the, you know, wherever the departments we worked at, they start marching through the kitchen and Gatsy,

and Gatsy looks at the guy, he goes, you get out of my kitchen, and he screams at the guy, and the guy's filming Gatsy. So Gatsy calls me on the lady. No, it wasn't the guy there was a lady, started filming me, so I took my camera and I put her face up. Oh, yeah.

Play that game. And then he called me on my office phone. He's like, I lost it, Bob. I lost it. I was like, dude, we're in the middle of a rush. The kitchen was mayhem. And my food runners sitting there talking to this guy about, I'm like, dude, do it later. Just get through the rush.

Like people are paying for the food here. That's like Alec Baldwin going back to TMZ. Like, you can play that game. That's literally what I did. She pulled the phone out. I pulled the phone out back on her. So you literally like, you're like, in the meeting. You're like, uh, yep, got it.

Got it. So don't talk to him, got to get a guy. And you walk downstairs. Yeah, I immediately forget everything you were just told. There's times where, like, my lack of better judgment, just, you know, and just rational thinking doesn't always... You were very good at what you did. Yeah, it was great at what I did, but I'm saying, even just in general,

you guys know I'm kind of a wildcat sometimes. I don't play out the situation and, like, assess things and think about it before I do. I just go. And, you know, sometimes that's... It makes you very good in, like, a panic situation. Yeah, yeah. I think so, but I mean, sometimes it's also detrimental. You're not a big panic guy

at least that I know. No, I don't really panic. Yeah, he really... Just when someone needs to get out of his kitchen. Yeah. Well, yeah. We're coming first, man. He wasn't even panicked. You strike on a wedge. That wasn't panic. That was like... That was just, yeah, let's get down to business here, you know? But I think if someone passed out in this room right now, you would be like the first guy up. Like,

it's fucking... You'd take care of it. I would try to. I care about you. Look, if I'm ever... If I was ever about to get into a fight, I think Katsi would be the first one there and Katsi'd probably throw the punch before I threw the punch. Yeah, I think to the, you know, unfortunately, like, even if it was like a bigger guy, I would probably still do it just stupidly

because, like, when you're in my corner, I will defend you to no avail, like, and all of you guys are in my corner. So I think to the point, like, I would do something and I wouldn't think about it and then I'd look and be like, oh, I'm going to get my ass kick right now. But, yeah, you mess with, you mess with any of these guys.

I believe it. I know it's true. It's true. Let's talk a little Bob does sports here. We filmed with Paige Spirannick. What we mentioned, when you said you farted, because it sounded like a fart, but really your back kind of broke. When Perez, Perez had been on my couch for a week straight, and he was sick. We had talked about it before we had to cancel bars.

The kid was really, really hurt, and he hadn't done anything for like six days just on the couch. And we go to film with Paige, and Perez goes to hit his first. first t-shot and you just hear like a crack like you just hear like it was almost like your whole body yeah yeah it kind of sounded like a fart it was not I I admit to it um no I think I was just a little stiff and I you know I tried to get into a driver and I just I loosened a couple things up so I think I let out an audible like oh yeah it kind of loosened every everybody up though. I made it kind of funny. Like, and everybody was like, all right. It was funny.

Yeah. Whatever takes. She, um, you know, obviously, like, I knew she's really big. Like, she's kind of in a way, like, one of the first, like, I'd say, you could say golf influencers that, like, really got things going. She's been around for a bit, like, in the game. I didn't, I knew people would be really excited about us filming with her. I didn't know to that degree just how incredible, like, again, I know she's huge and I was

really excited for it. I didn't realize how. excited the people would be. And we haven't even released it yet, but I think it's going to do big. Yeah, well, you put me too. You put up that post and it went crazy. Nuts. Somebody people were, I saw a video on YouTube of a different,

you know those people that talk about, like, the reporters, like the YouTube, somebody knew I'd never seen an hour after the video came out was talking about Bob the Sports filming with Paige Branick and her being the fourth, because you left the comment that she's, she's our new four. That's fantastic. Yeah, we found it, we found a fourth. We found our four. We got two videos with her, The first video was, I mean, both videos are great.

The first video was competitive and, are you good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, take a second. The first video was, and even off the gate, like off the jump, the first hole was pretty electric, so it set everything up, and I think that one's going to do some major numbers. You got something else. What's going on? I'm curious what it is.

The Giggles McGee over there. No, it was, it was, stop, because you're being, what are you doing back there? He's like, be professional. She's very, she's very witty too. Like I think she, I mean, she had said that she had seen. I'm going to like, she's looking at the camp. She had said that she had seen a lot of ours.

What the fuck, dude? The hell is going on here. The hell, dude. Yeah, but she really did. She had an unbelievable personality. She understood us. I think she had seen videos before, quick and very witty. I was shocked to hear that when I asked you that she hadn't really filmed with anybody else before

because I would have figured for sure someone would have hit her up to do something or she she's a college golfer too which by the way she's a good golfer like she can strike the ball extremely well much better than me and I I just I'm shocked that she hadn't done anything before with anyone in and from my understanding anyways but yeah it was those collapse are the best yeah those ones video, yeah. Did she do with four years ago? But that was really, that's really, I mean, I said to her why I was, because I thought the same thing.

I honestly think some people just think that they don't, like, they don't have a shot. I mean, to be honest, I didn't think we really had a shot to get her on. We sent her a DM and then like a few months later she had, she had responded. But I think some people just think, A, she's not going to see the DM, which is fair. Yeah, and B, that this might not be a shot. I know we didn't think we had a shot. The sports Instagram account holds some weight. Yeah.

Yeah, it does. and say a lot of weight. Some weight. One ton of weight. Yeah. We got to try and get the blue check on that thing. Yeah. How do you, you know that's the most

most inexact science. And the problem with that is that everybody thinks they have an answer for that to get the blue check. Everybody knows a guy, who knows Zuckerberg. But nobody actually, nobody knows him. And he doesn't even get to decide. It changed. Once they changed from the Twitter thing, too,

Like Twitter started where you could pay for it, then Instagram did it. And then it lost its... Well, they're not going to give it anymore to anybody unless they pay for it, unless you're super celebrity. Right, right, right. Fellas, how do we feel about doing our Stratosphere elevated moment of the week? Do by the ones the only over at Stratosphere? What did you see of the week that you liked?

One of your top moments of the week. I'll go ahead and start. I mean, I'm already kind of giggling about it. And Ticket, I'm sorry. Perez, I'm sorry. When we were filming with Page, Ticket, Ticket just does some quirky things, and, like, Ticket just does some, like, wild,

a lot of crazy things seemed to happen to Ticket. And Ticket was in the front with his cart. Perez puts the drone up front. You'd probably wonder why this is the elevated moment, but it was just so fucking funny, because it wasn't my drone. Perez had the drone parked on the car bath, and Ticket just gets into his car.

Like, says whatever he says. Happy go lucky. He goes into his cart and just revs on the gas and just runs over this drone with no regard. And he hits it on the front tire and then he hits it on the second tire. And you just hear boom, boom. And I turned and Paige is looking at it and Paige starts cracking up. And I just look at the drone and then ticket looks down. And it was so, I mean, I think you said it's like $185 with the insurance.

Like, I personally, I would pay $185 to get the laugh that we got out of that because the way he just, and like Perez said, it didn't matter what was in front of him. He had no regard for that drone whatsoever. Yeah. It was a good thing. It wasn't like a small child. Right.

He wasn't, at no point was he, like, looking at what was ahead of him. I usually land it around his cart because, you know, he's got an extra spot. He picks it up and he puts in his, which is very nice to you. It just, it didn't, we weren't in sync, it seems. Well, at no point do you put a small child in the middle of the road. That's for one. Small child crawl. That's true.

That's true. I mean, listen, I apologized a million times. Yeah, yeah. I felt so shitty. But the thing was, like, so I asked Bob, I was like, so we just finished one video, we're rolling into the next one. We do nine and nine. So we were rolling, we just finished nine.

We were going to 10 to start our next video. And I asked Bob, I was like, yeah, we stopped at the clubhouse. because sometimes we'll get lunch, we'll get a water or some drinks or something, and I go, we stop him at the clubhouse is like, I think we just keep it rolling. I think we just keep it rolling.

So I hopped in my cart and I was like, just fucking keep it rolling, dude. And I just fucking hit on the gas. He's probably like turned around talking, we're going to keep it rolling. He's driving and looking at it. The best thing is too, like if ticket,

like just started laughing about it, I don't think I would have found that that's funny, but he felt so bad and was so embarrassed that it made it for me, 20 times funnier and then Ticket looked at me and Ticket knew that he just wasn't going to hear the end of that

like that that was just going to be like a running thing too was with this crew like I knew eventually that drone like the second we started using that thing it probably was here before I was even here but the second I was around that thing was like this crew someone's going to fuck that thing up something's going to happen

we already threw another guy's drone into a tree I was like this something's going to happen and I just needed it not to be me so every time we were done with the video another day another the drone still lives and the fact that it was me was what fucking killed me dude you picked it up though you

you walked you picked it up I didn't see I was way behind and you picked it up and it's fine you're like oh it's totally you're like yeah I stepped over it twice but you were like but it's fine and he took it to me like you walked you over it's good and he took one look at he's like yeah we're fine we're done here that was the wing fell off I was like

somebody ordered a wing That was my biggest mistake Because when I ran over it I was like fuck But then I picked it up And I was like oh you know what It was still like the way the wings fold in Like I was they folded back out

I was like oh shit it's okay I gave it to you for one second It is absolutely not okay It is it's toast Yeah Did it? Things are perfectly like weighted Right not anymore

But it was any little adjustment And it just was Tick was it more Because like I feel like for me it definitely would be. Was it more embarrassing because it was in front of Page too? That like, it had to be a lot harder because page was right there. Did that make it worse?

It made it worse that you had an audience to do it in front of outside of us. I actually think it saved you a little bit because if she had not been there, I think you would have gotten roasted worse. Correct. Oh, you think I would have gotten roasted worse if she was in there? No, I don't know about that. I think Bob loved finding, he looked at her and saw her laughing first. That's right.

That's right. And it was like, this is gonna be great. That's, that's correct. I was telling, I was telling the ticket though, because it was, it was a lot for like the amount that it just, even on the next hole, it's like, you'd be on the green and somebody would say something. I was telling the ticket, though, and the way, like, this crew is, something's gonna happen. It's like, it's like when people get canceled and the world's on them for like two days and then the next person gets canceled. Same thing happens with us. Like, the next person's gonna do some stupid shit.

Like, cut to get the garage. Exactly. It lasts two days. think your life's over and you're never going to stop and then somebody else like shits their pants and then like it's on them. So you just got to wait it out and then you're done. It needed to be Bob. It needs to be Bob.

Yeah. And then everything will come. I mean, yeah, there's going to be. I'm sure it'll be me next toick. You did a really good job, Jet too, of like not playing into Bob at all. Yeah, because you felt. Because you know you've been on the other. Maybe not as bad.

No, I, first of all, it could have been me. But also I don't, I was like, oh, he ran over the drone, hilarious next hole. Like I didn't need to like. Keep it moving. Yeah, but that's, yeah, even if it's how it going, I never cared about that drone. Remember the jet when he,

when he was in Scottsdale, and he was all pissed off and he tried to send a message that he was pissed off. What I do? I don't even remember this. Oh, no, this is not going to go. Storm up the stairs. Oh, that's bullshit.

He went, he went, he almost went down. He almost took a tumble. That was the best. He almost took a big time. I will go. Cumbling. stumbling, stumbling, jet. See, there you go.

Now you're off the hook for something that happened three months ago. But I will go to the grave. It was clawed hopping up those stairs. Listen, I was pissed. I was pissed. But it didn't help that I tripped.

Walking towards stairs. So I tripped so you started laughing. It sounded like a bear was going off the stair. She was like, bang, bang, and then bam, blah, blah. They were, I mean, I won. Hold on.

Those were bad, those are bad stairs. Like I was, I was running up the stairs. I was like, yeah, I'm in, you fall. He's like, fuck you! It did not happen. Oh, it did it. Bob, you're a fucking clown. I probably said that.

He was like, you're a fucking clown. But you came up after and you said that. You just came up after and you said that. There were bad stairs. I was pissed. They were bad stairs. And I think anybody going up those stairs would have sounded like they were in a bad mood. Was I in a bad mood?

Yes. But you can tell me that, you weren't trying to send a message with those last few stairs. Not with the steps, no. I'm not like, I don't need to send a message via my footsteps. Like, I would have told you. I just, they were bad stairs and I'm a fat guy. So it sounded like I was angry.

Now, did you guys hear, did you guys hear about tickets riding over the drone the other day? Yeah. That she was crazy. What a crew, man. So that's your element moment, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to you, Joey Day. Mine's not going to be nearly as funny.

I think an elevated moment for me is being back in New York City. And just like the food scene there, like is just so good. First day, just me just walking out. I ran into jet. We went to that little bagel spot. And just, yeah, like walking through the delis. I went to Carbone one night, which was awesome. The food scene there is just next level.

I like being there. I don't know if I could live there, like short term. It was really awesome. I always like being there. and then the tournament was awesome. And seeing Bairdardin and all those guys, I think that that, you know, we got to do more trips to that area.

We got a lot of love and, like, a lot of support in that, you know, Jersey, New York area. And, like, they're down to earth, like, good, fun, like, just cool guys who I enjoy hanging out with, whether it's Bairdardin's friends or just anyone who was there. The Five Iron thing was super cool. That was really, really neat. Yeah, I thought it was an awesome trip.

It was action-packed, for sure, and really like short span and time, but super, super fun and definitely worth it for us going out there again. Doing the tournament there was super cool. You know what was hysterical with Joe's, the first morning in New York? Joe, I think you sits on the Joe. Joe's story, like, he made you to believe, like, that he, like, toured all of New York in the morning.

Like, he went through the park, like, he went to the Empire State Building, and, like, he goes to these different delis, and, like, we walked outside of our hotel, for the first time and we took a left and the bagel joint that Joe went to do was right next to her. He was like walking around. He's like found this unbelievable bagel place. Like places like so good.

I love being in New York and the classic bagel. And I get out of the hotel and I look left and it's literally the door next store to our hotel is this bagel place. I was like your story made it seem like you you've been on the subway this morning. You've been to each side of the Central Park and you stumbled upon this place.

A sample of pastrami from Badd's Deli. Yeah. perception is rehab. You just went next door. You got a bagel, too. Yeah, it was a good bagel too. Yeah, it was. It was actually a little bit wild.

We went there a few times. We went there a couple times. Yeah, yeah. He was like the first day. I had seen him for five minutes that morning. He's like, you know, I can really get used to this New York. Like hustle bustle the city. I was like, after a couple months, it gets a little old.

Dude, you should give, you put a GoPro on Joe and you do just Joe walking to work. Like Joe taking the subway to work every day. Oh, that would be the most entertaining content. I would dune in every single day. Have you ever taken the subway? No. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I could see that.

Oh, dude. He would be barely. Well, the subway is, you know, on a summer day, if he would get on a sticky subway, a one train headed uptown, it would be one of the funniest things you go. Oh, you're right. Get into like little, like, just little. Yeah. The people that, the people that are walking by, like, asking for money, be like, look at this guy. Like, what is you doing?

Like, we're just trying to get home. Like, it would be fair of fun. I'm not giving money to this guy, Bob. Get on the train with me and get a job. Yeah, yeah. All right, Perez. What do you got? My elevated moment of the few weeks, I guess,

is going home for a day. Celebrating my wedding anniversary with my beautiful wife. Clap it up for my wedding anniversary. Just to me. Shout out Miss Stewie. A-C. Yeah. I feel like I'm just never there.

And it was nice to get home. Yeah. You're going home now, though, after tonight. Fly home tomorrow for a bit. He says he's going home until Al Leiter does an invitational and invites him in Louisiana. He'll go. He'll go. Shreveport.

I said, you know, you've got to feel good at least that, you know, after this now, you've got to break. He's like, I don't have. I was like, what do you have? He's like, got a member guest this weekend. It's true. I got a good loss trip. I fly home tomorrow. This guy, man.

I got one day and then I... He was on the phone with his wife yesterday on the car ride home, and his ears were popping from the plane, so he was looking into taking a train home to Virginia, and she goes, serious? She's like... I looked into it. She's like, Nick, she's like, that's going to take you three to four days.

He's like, baby, I got nothing but time. She's like... She's like her argument for that. That wasn't like, well, like, don't, like, you need to get home. Like, you've been away to come see me. She's like, no, you don't. You have a member guest this weekend. It's like, that's a great point, Ben.

Exactly right. And Molly's doing that. He's sipping on a big gold slurpy from 7-Eleven, dude. Makes my throat feel better, dude. It's medical. You wouldn't get it. Yeah. All right.

Hey, a little drum roll here, please. I got his spirit. Elevated moment. The Jets. We haven't been your neck together for a little bit. Like, obviously we were in Virginia, so I'm going back to Virginia.

We did a challenge in Virginia that involved people drinking a little bit and having a good time. And I think it was about the eighth hole. We were all having a blast, and Joey Colchitz hit a shot, and everybody was like, everybody kind of said it was a bad shot.

They're like, what is this? They were like, oh, that's Cutsi just missing a shot. And Cutsi took exception to the fact that people did not like his shot, so much so that he started, calling Perez Leland. And he goes, my shot freed up Leland.

I freed up Leland. And then he proceeded to go into some song and dance. And he puts his club up over his head and we can play the clip. And he goes, I'm just going to take it down. Take it down. And Leland's going to throw it. And then he like humps and he goes, yeah.

And I remember while I was someone, I was like, this is gold. This is going to be the greatest clip of all time. It was one of the funniest moments I think we've had on a trip. And that's, I was just, I was honestly in awe. and just laughing my ass off and I was like that's a that was a special special moment for me still the same dot sweepers dude what's wrong with that's fine middle of green blame it on him it frees him up it frees Leeland what's wrong with that leeland's gonna put a dart party out he's just gonna take it down and he's just gonna throw himself

a little darts Nicole said to me after she watched you said what the hell are you doing I was like I don't know babe I was just absolutely hammered but I remember thinking at the time like Perez was playing great and I was just like trying to like get them amped up and I was I don't know I was uh that was a loss in the sauce yeah he already got this like crazy vocabulary but when he gets drunk it gets like ramped up even more and like the shit that comes out of his mouth is just like is wild. One of the best we were saying it today,

one of the best Bob DeSports moment is the 18 beer challenge where he does the stick it to the juice speech. Like, dude, things come out of his mouth that like, it's not like you have to be so drunk and then also have like another gear of vocabulary.

I don't know how he belongs. His vocabulary is as good as mine. If not better. His is, you become an orator. Well, he uses big words. Orders. About half of the time they're correct.

Right. Yeah, but he uses, he pulls out great words, and it's hit and miss or whether it's used properly. But he uses them. He said he was smart with books the other day instead of being smart. Yeah. You know, like smart with books. Yeah, that's funny.

By the way, with Bustajack coming out soon. Good guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bustajack as well. They're awesome. They're so much fun to film with. Yeah, I mean, the Breezy Invitation all was unbelievable. I said to even the doing things team who sets it all up.

I mean, we don't mind doing those. They can do those whenever. Like, yeah, you know, you're tired by the end of it, but, like, they put everything on a platter to us where we just show up, have our stuff. And it's just, it's just so much fun. The fans that come and show up are just a blast. And it's so much fun to see them having so much fun.

Yeah, and each one gets better. We got two more this year, but it's just like it's fun, and the people come to it are hyped up and excited and always, like, jacked up and ready to go. Like, for me, having all my high school friends growing up in Jersey, like, they had never, like, seen, you know, they know what's going on with Bob to Sports and all, but, like, they've never seen that,

or they didn't really know it was, like, for me to have them, you had, you know, your friends even being in New York, even them coming to Five Iron and stuff like that. Benny Shicker and the Shickers came by. Yeah, I mean, that's a, what was really funny when we went to the Doing Things office, and like you said, Joe, it was interesting to see their office and all the stuff behind the scenes and stuff like that.

They had the TVs and they were playing Bob the Sports episodes. And like it's an office setting in Manhattan. And like we were in meetings in the back, but we could see the TVs out in front of the whole office. And like during some of the episodes, like Beer Challenge episodes, Fireball, like all these episodes, the Perez wake up like you're watching some of these scenes for the whole office. And like I'm looking on the side. I'm like, oh, shit.

Like here comes this. Like it's bizarre that they're working and like doing that. doing that type of stuff. I look over and I see myself waking up for the homo match. I'm like, you know what's hilarious about the breezes to me is that when you're at the Breezy invitation, it's like being at a real golf tournament in the sense of

there's like reverts. It's like being at Augustin, you'll hear a roar on 12 while you're on 15. And it's like, it's like if like, NBA free agency where like there's like a report. You're like, Cutsi's on 18 doing push-ups with this guy. And then you get a video in the group of you on 9. And then something comes from you and then Cutsi's in a Congo on.

You're just like trying to keep up. with everything going on the course we need like a scoreboard with like video highlights going up from the different holes chrisons because they're needs to run like sunday ticket on breezy like things going on oh let's go over here to Miami where he is fired into a shit at me i believe you're thinking of scott hanson christ hanson would be uh date line NBC let's take a seat go ahead what you go ahead and take a seat that's tough if you plays off that's tough that's tough yeah that that is true that you get the updates are like the doing things team comes over to you because they like stop by different holes and like

they show me the video of cutsy in the congo line and and and all that stuff it's so great so yeah i mean i know we're going to be coming out with a lot more um breezy invitationals um Canada is next on the books for the trip uh trip wise which should be a blast land of cutsy which is just going to be terrible right way north yeah yeah i's going to love it yeah i think so i mean we're going to um it just went are we are we're going to the demar tick Yeah, my mom called me yesterday, or two days ago. I was on the phone with her, and she goes, so barbecue, I think. Tell me what day I need to know.

I think we do a barbecue in the back, because we got like a back patio thing. And I was like, yeah, she goes, I got to ask you one question. Okay. She goes, what does Perez eat? I'm like, well, I mean, she's like, can you do chicken? I'm like, I don't think he does chicken. She's like, what do you mean he doesn't do chicken? Like, he does chicken strips, ma.

He doesn't do chicken. Like, not grilled chicken. She's like, does he do steak? I'm like, he's not a steak guy. She's like, all right, does he do ribs? I'm like, he might do ribs, honestly. I'm like, play it safe and just do burgers. So, like, she was like, she's already prepping up to like ribs.

Like ribs. If you like ribs, I will tell her she does a great baby back rib. Not like myself, which I got. She takes off the membrane, you think? Huh? She takes the membrane off? She does it all. Yeah.

I haven't had to worry about that. But yeah, no, I think it'll be really cool. You guys mean my parents and my brother might come by. I can't wait. Why? And then, yeah, then going to Whistler is like, I mean, Ticka, you can talk about it briefly. It's like the nicest drive you'll ever go from Vancouver to Whistler. It's called the Sea to Sky Highway.

It's gorgeous. And then Whistler's just like this like paradise little town, which is nestled in the woods. And it's kind of like your mound house, but it's like more populated in the city. Like there's a whole village and there's like bar. as we could go to at night and good restaurants and there's tons of stuff happening. And then the courses are gorgeous too. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm really, really excited.

And I think the coolest thing was going to Virginia was you kind of got a little insight on FP and like kind of where he grew up and like what he's about and what his hometown's like and what he does. So like for you guys never being to Canada, I think it'll be kind of like you, Bob talks about Canada like it's like foreign like alienated lands. It's like it's not that different. And so I think for him to actually go there and see it, to be like, okay, I get it.

This is what Canada's like. Is there a bunch of years running around? No, I'm not really the typical. I look forward to as great as the courses will be and stuff. That dinner at the DeMars, that I'm going to really soak that in. And by the way, I'm going to have a lot of questions for them. And I look forward to that. I really do.

My mom is a natural. Like, if you bring somebody to film my mom's natural, my dad will hide from the camera. My dad is the funniest guy, but he's old school. He don't like. cameras at all so I'll have to like kind of jazz them up before and be like don't worry dad it's just for us or whatever but well but yeah it'll be it'll be a scene man what's good is after your parents have us for dinner we're going to Chicago and we're going to head on over to the

shicker residents we're going to have us over for look with that I will say this about about Canada I'm starting to have some passport concerns I'm not I'm I'm not I'm locked it down I sent it in weeks ago expedited they took the money everything I'm I don't know. How much do I trust the U.S. passport? What? You think they banged you?

I think they might proceed to bang me. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I'm, I have concerns. It's all I'm saying. So what I'm saying is, ticket, start warming up that other arm. This is his favorite bit.

Every month he's got a new bit. I'll tell you why, though. He's loving the passport bit. Because it's not a bit in the sense of like, I'm actually concerned, but I've turned it into a bit to relax myself, but I ain't going because that passport ain't coming. Like, I'm concerned.

You think you're going to look into some things and maybe No, I think that the summer is a busy time, so I think it might be backed up a little bit as all. Now, I did write, this is for Bob this sport, so it's super important. So it depends who, it depends who, like, if, dude. Yeah. Good news. We'll give you a, yeah. They didn't actually write that.

They'll give you an extra card. I didn't write that. Anyways, they, I think they're very, geez. Are you serious? I have my own concerns about it, so I think it's very busy. But who knows? Maybe, I mean. Jesus Christ, dude.

What happened? He farted? Another stinger. It's terrible. Yeah, well. That's a stinger. Because I really am looking forward. Like, I really want to go.

I'm done. We're just ripping ass out here. What did you even eat? That's the hostess bun. When he stopped for gas, I got some gushers and some little glazed donuts. Nice. Gushers are under. rated, by the way.

He loves anything. Little Debbie. He loved that. He loved that. If you're a snack cake, he's on your... If you're looking for... I love Little Debbie, man. Everything she does turns the gold.

He likes... What are the Swiss rolls? You like the Swiss rolls? I like coffee cakes. I like powder donuts. I like honey buns. I like pecan spin wheels. I like fucking...

I like fucking coffee cakes. All right. Donuts sticks. Omeal cream pies, double stuffed dope meal cream pies. Yeah, I mean, look, if she's slang and I'm buying, if she's slang and I'm buying, dude. You're looking at the new face of Little Debbie. I'm buying.

Oh, God, dude. Look at the new face of her Debbie right there. Oh, my God. I don't know how Little Debbie stays so little. She must stop be getting high on her. Must be getting high on her own supply. Oh, man. Oh, boy.

Yeah. I mean, look, terrific, terrific trip. Boys, that does it. Another edition of the Bobdo Sports podcast. Be sure to like, comment, subscribe. A lot to come. We look forward to it. We'll see you next time.

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