Bob Does Sports Podcast - New Controversy ROCKS Bob Does Sports

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

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There's some controversy that I'm going to get out there. There's a video. I signed a ball on Joe's golf ball and said you're guaranteed to hit a fairway. It doesn't look like the exact same signature. It's close, but there's a lot of differences. The autographs are different. I pulled the video off. I took a screenshot.

I kind of zoomed in on it. And I also looked at our episode of where that ball went in the water. It went into the middle of that fucking... With the A on your side, it's more rounded. Bob's A is more pointed. All he's got to do. He's just go on Instagram, put his hand up, and we'll never talk about it again. He's a water galang guy now.

Big water. He's a galing guy. You like when people talk about how hydrated you stay? Like, oh my God, look at that guy. Ever since I moved into this Airbnb, I'm like living like a divorced dad. I'm drinking 7-Eleven coffee. I'm buying gallons of water. It's like, it's disgusting.

It's like a horrible. The gallon of water is good for you, Tick. I know. Do you need it that big? I got it because I can carry it more easily than a clapboard. You know what you do? Just grab a glass and then fill a glass up so you're not chugging it like a, you know, like you're preparing for the office. Were you one of those guys in like high school that carried a gallon of water?

I hated stickers all over it. I was doing two of those. And they would make it so obvious, but oh, just got to drink my gallon of water. had been, too, is these people with the water bottles. Yeah, those, that's obnoxious, man. These guys are better than a gallon. Throw it down. Take, you know what it looks like?

It looks like that's been. Whoa. This guy's got a lot of flow and do that system. The hydration might not be the issue. There's a lot that keeps this thing going. He just had coffee, a gallon of water, and a vape all within a one minute. Get about three jewel pods in one, in one inhale. It looks like you started bulk season earlier

Because that's all the way You're just good Yeah You do look at the jug You know I tried to quit vaping for 14 hours And I became so aggravated I became the jet all of a sudden

That's the last thing we need It's like can't talk now Yeah And just hung up on them I was just I was just mean to people And luckily I didn't talk to any of you guys But you look it's hand You look is that the lighting

or you can. He's the lighting. I'm actually red. Guys, you know what I'd like to do today? I'd like to start off this program. By the way, everybody, welcome to another edition here, Bob DeSports Podcast. We're all over the world here.

So the boys are here on Zoom together. I think it'd be very nice if we all go around and talk about our new year's resolutions and what we want to change for the next coming year. And I'm going to start and finish with Binyaman Shicker. Want to do different this year. I mean, I have to go twice or I'm just going and it's over. You're the only one doing it. You're the only one doing it.

Do you want to know my honest resolution? And I already started it. I'm getting in shape. Whoa. Yavin! But oh, this is next year. Wait, this is 2020. What have you started with already?

That's my that's my 2027 resolution. We're talking 2024. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eat more food. That's what I'm going to be doing in 2034. I started going to the gym. I go to the gym every day now. What do you want?

What? What do you go to the gym? It's been two days. But the mustache makes my face look skinnier from the start. And I started going to the gym and I started going, I go on the FP. Imagine me on the elliptical for 40 minutes. Yeah. Yeah.

You're scared. And I'm sweating. Well, you know what? Sometimes you got to take control. you know, and, and, and, um, I'm trying to think if there are any other resolutions I have, because there are plenty, but nobody like really sticks, you know, to resolutions. Maybe you know what you should start doing. Be nicer.

No, I won't do that. You should start watching Sam Sulek. Oh. Well, so the thing is I get a good. When I look at food and I see a chicken mix up in front of me, all I see is carbohydrates. Correct. Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of people just see a crispy chicken sandwich. What I see.

five grams of protein, 25 grams of carbs. I think what I'm doing now too is just like before we all see each other, it's just kind of us like preparing till we go on one of these Bob does sports ship because then you know it's just going to be downward spiral to where like,

I'm just trying to be the best version of myself before I see you guys. And then you just let the spiral. It's a spiral. Yeah. That's smart. That's really smart move. You know? Can we get some other resolutions in this crew or it's just me?

What do you want to? What do you possibly? possibly want to change up this year um i'm toggling between being more accountable which wow i love wow that's nice which is just the hand up i think that's all it's going to consist of the other one was get better at golf which i know is not going to happen so yeah get be more accountable i think more more of these more these more i just think more of these more of these yeah some handwork yeah what's mr stewby looking to do um yeah i don't i don't have a whole lot I can't, I can't, I can't allow.

I don't necessarily want to lose weight. I mean, I do, but I'm not, I'm not really, that's not my goal. I cannot, I just cannot put another X on. I have to at least tread water in 24, right? I got to at least stay right here. Yeah. I cannot. I can't.

I can't. I know. Yeah, I just, I can't. Once I go one more, then I'm one more away from having. to bring out a second hand. Oh. I won't. I won't do it.

Do they even have a 6X? Well, I gotta wear something, you know. It's out there. I hate to interrupt. I really hate to interrupt, but I've just been handed an urgent announcement.

Oh. Number one out of 10. Number one. Quite possibly the greatest thing. Wow. Number one. Fuck yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

Stockyville. Stockyville. We're so fucking back. People love Christmas and people love challenge. All right, take it. Your turn, Tick. I'm doing one. Tick, this is a year where you're going to go.

It's well documented. That's a well documented that I am going to get in shape. I've got, what, nine, ten more days. I'm going to use those ten days. 20 more Tuesdays to eat and to drink soda. And then I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to turn that around. But I think something else that I really want to do. And I think I've already started.

to do it, but I really want to make it a point of emphasis in 2024, is to really just start sticking it up Mr. Shicker's ass. When you guys gives me shit, I'm just going to shove it right back up his ass, my thing. And that's what I'm doing. I like that. That is sensational. I have a new resolution. I have a new resolution.

I have a new resolution. I like that. What does that even mean, stick it up my ass? What would you come that mean? your dick. I'm just going to be a dick right on. I don't know you're not a dick. What? No, it's a bit. It's a bit. It's a bit. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, I don't think it should be. Oh, I don't need to be. I think he deserves it. No, I'm just saying he's not really much of a dick anymore. Anymore. You know,

Jet was very nice to Jensen. I found so far. You've been very patient. I, I give Jensen a lot. You know, when you come into our farm system, we're like a, like, it's like a parenting style. You know what I mean? It's like a tough love type of deal. And the Bob does sports. Well, there's a lot you're resolved to get some better internet. You look like you're recording this thing on a razor, dude. I, uh, potato.

Motorola potato? I did say to Jed. I was like at some point during the, the, um, the Florida trip, I said, could you just be nicer? Like, can he just, like, can you just be a little bit? And I, like, he's very rough around the edges with them. Like, and look, he's grooming the young man. And that's good. But there's just some times where it's like, God, what a dick.

Like, and I don't think Jensen would ever say it. But like, there's some times where he gives an answer where it's just like, Jensen had a blast with us on our last trip. And he's coming to Arizona. And again, the style, it's just all like, even with you, Bob, when it's just all busy. Like, we're just trying to get the job done. It's not, it's not personally.

It's never personal. And I've always, once in a while, I give like, if shit goes right and if somebody does a great job, I will point it out and give them all the praise they deserve. But besides that. It's a sign of a great leader. Yeah. We just have, we just have a job. You just get the fucking job done.

That's what we do. So however it happens, it's not personal. You just, we just get it done. You probably, after watching all of our shit, I think like getting a little bit of heat from you is like, it's like oh yeah i'm getting some of that jet that jet you know what i mean like it's almost like yeah fuck yeah like this is bob the sports gets yelling at me i don't i like so i think that happens in public i think when people come up to us in public sometimes they expect me to like be a scumbag to them and and and i am but most of the time i'm not they like walk away they like walk away

disappointed bob remember the time when we were at like a golf tournament or something and we were walking back from waste management. I think it was waste management and Jet was furious. And then somebody came up to say something and he just said something like, yo, he's actually a dick and realize. It was Lake Tahoe.

I remember it. It was a Tahoe. It was the Tahoe Tyraid. The Tahoe Tyroat. I was asking him to quiet down because there were fans around. I was like, I look at that. Fuck, Bob.

Because you guys are a bunch of fucking dumbass idiots day in day fuck i was like jay please like no fuck you and like people he was pissed about the podcast we had to do in that room where it looked like we're planning a porno in that's a handful of things it was it led to that's not that that that's how thing when we went to the way we thought we were gonna like we thought we'd go in and like get josh allen you know trying to we were hoping for all these guys ticket break the Pelican case and sure is shit. We end up in the fucking

Sheridan in front of a wall just doing a 45 minute ripper of a podcast. We could have done... We could have done the day when we got back. We could have done that. Jet was pissed at me because of the brush off. Well, that's what he said that I brushed off.

Yeah, no, that was a real. That was a therapy session and I hope you got something out of it. I hope in 2024, the same question comes up. You raise that hand. I hope you raise that hand. Where's this coming from? Well, that was an egregious moment. That was an egregious moment.

That was an egregious. That was an agreed to time, Joe. There is. Now we don't talk about it. Now we don't talk about it. Hands up and we don't talk about it. It's so ridiculous. By the way, that's when Joe went up to the guy who does not work for Travis Matthew

and said, love what you're doing for Travis Matthew. The guy was decked out head to toe in Travis Matthew gear, dude, on the Travis Matthew, like, whatever that thing is, moving RV that they sell the clothes out of. How would I have known? Young man by the name of shout out golf balled Sean. Yeah, that was tough. The king of the genesis. Matthew, I don't work for Travis Matthew.

Yeah, he was like, he was like, thanks, man. I just don't work for them, though. I was like, why you decked out head to toe? Like every piece of clothing he had on was adorned by TM. That was right. that was what Jet was really mad at me. Although Jet normally doesn't get too mad at me. Like, he'll call me a fucking idiot.

But I think that he knows, like, deep down, like, I got his back. So, like, I have been also, like, on Tick's point, I've been kind of pushing the envelope a little bit with Jed on the last couple trips. Bob, you've noticed you said something. I appreciate it. It's good. I appreciate it. If you come at me, I respect, you know.

Where is this guy coming from, dude? You are, you're lagging, you're blurry. I can't keep track. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah. Oh, I look totally fine to me. Should I leave it, come back? No, no, just to say.

Yeah, it looks like you're part of the Matrix. I saw some added. I look totally fine too. Yeah, I would actually go out and come back. I really would. Bob, what's yours? Hang on, hang on, because this is going to be a cut. No, fuck them.

Okay. My New Year's resolution is to get sub-11-hour screen time. I got to go sub-11. I got to start working on. Right now, I'm like, that's going to be tough, dog. Yeah, dude. What are you going to do? What are you at right now?

13. Yeah. You understand beating off oxo counts, right? It's going to be pretty tough. You count that too. Bob put both hands above deck. Yeah. Yeah.

What a, I would say I'm at like 12 and a half, but I'll tell you a guy who I think his screen time is way up there, too. I don't think it gets talked about enough that the man top of left shelf. I think this is what is your screen time, Stu? I don't know about that. He knows a lot about nothing. He really does, dude.

I think that screen time's way up there. Oh, no. Dude, my screen time lately is going down. Let's see. Oh, I'm okay. Let's see. Well, let's see. What is it out?

Including the drone phone. I don't open that thing when I'm home. Look at this, Bob. This was mine. Yeah, this isn't bad. Four hours and two minutes. Here. 54% down.

Does it say lower than normal? Like, if you go to last one, 50. 14% down? 14% down. All right. 14% down. You probably normally, what, around like, eight? I'm probably like seven normally, nine, ten, seven hours.

But I get a lot. They're good hours. Think about it. Good hours in there. A work week, if you're, a work day is normally eight hours shift. So I think if you, if you collectively wanted to say, you're exploring thing, listen, I'm just giving them the benefit of the doubt. Help me out here.

If an eight hour day you're working, technically your phone, your phone is a portal to your work. You're using it eight hours. I think you could, you could negate that, at least a portion of it. You have any idea how much hours I spend? It's not a spin zone tick. Whoa. It's still awful. It's better.

It's better. It's way better, though. It's way better. Around that time, though, Jet, what were you doing? Like, that, like, during that month. I went to the gym. I restarted my computer. That was all I did.

All right, boys. Am I? Am I workable here? Yeah, that's better. I think this is better. Let's get into our Callaway cut. And I think we're going to go around and give our top moments that we have had with Callaway. I'll get the ball rolling here and say, for me, Jacksonville, we have recently filmed with the pros again.

The Callaway pros, John Rom, Zander Shaw, Flea, Sam Burns, all those guys. The first time we met them. And I think, Rom in particular, because I think that was, correct me if I'm wrong, but that was the first pro that we filmed with during the Callaway Fend in Jacksonville, I believe. It was, yeah. Yeah, and him coming over and, like,

I think right away getting the Bob does Sports experience, when I skied that ball, like 10 yards up into the water, like, just looking at his face and then getting into the cart with him after, like, I just don't think he's seen a shot trajectory like that in so long and get familiar, Johnny. boy um yeah i thought that was just it was unbelievable and then just being in the card and um it was when he was on his tear like after he won the masters and all that and i asked him uh you know do you think you could just kind of mail it in now that you've had such good year like you've won

you've won everything it's before he won the masters and like he couldn't fathom that i just asked that question i don't know if he knew if i was joking or not and it was so awkward in the cart right after that but it was so beautiful and it was so bliss and uh that for me was was bar none one of my favorite moments. John Rom loves Fat Perez. Yes, he does. Not as much. Not as much.

There's a Callaway athlete that loved. Hold on. Hold on. Who am I think of this, Jed? Come on. I got to think. Absolutely loves some of Pat Perez, man. Oh, it's a girl, right?

It's a lady. Sure is. What am I? Oh, O'O, Onica. Oh, does Omm. Monica love her some FP. It's so. It's,

you know why, Bob? It's like she's got the FB, the Fizzy B, and then she's got the Fizzy B. Fizzy B. She's, Prez is her Fizzy B.

It's awesome. And she saw him at, um, at Taha. That was incredible. She came right. She gave him her club to hit the, to hit the club.

Great to me, dude. Pres like, what do I do right now? She's like, you hit the ball. It doesn't make any sense. I wonder.

maybe if like her son. Her son's a man. Just just leans towards me a little bit in our videos. And that's, she likes that. I can't imagine that she, why in her, she individually would feel that way. She's great.

Honestly, she's, she's like one of the nicest people we've ever met. Fantastic. All right. Let's head on over to Joey Day. Joey Day, what's your favorite moment?

This year's been awesome. First full year with Calloway, which I never thought we would ever be sponsored by a club brand you know just knowing how bad my game is but in you know in retrospect if I look at that I actually think something that was really beneficial and a lot of fun and really cool for me to watch just how well received it was because I didn't know like how people would react when we put the video out was when they introduced me to their new line of wedges which are the CBs you know Stanford Cutsi's back we got something for you pal the Callaway CBCB

from the Callaway folks from mr. Stuby from myself what is that you say hello to a brand new wedge game Joey D Garrett here's gonna tell you about the clubs wedges wedges that's correct that be wedges these are the wedges for somebody that can't hit wedges this is what you brought me out here for yes those wedges we filmed with James O we did a whole video I was very uncertain like how I was like man we're putting out like a thing of like me shipping people aren't going to be into this. And like, dude, it got such an overwhelmingly amount of like love and reception and

like support from like the YouTube community and just our fans. It was awesome. It was so cool to watch. And I actually think like, you know, my game still stinks. But these clubs have helped me instrumentally. And it just, it was a really cool moment because I think for us it showed kind of how Calloway and our brand could kind of, you know, the synergy that we have and how it could make us better and how we could likewise use their product to help show, you know, that there could be

a lot of improvement for people who have similar games to myself. So that was a cool whole thing. I thought James couldn't have been more fun to work with. Yeah, he was, he made things, he simplified things a lot. I think a lot of times you go to a teacher, they tell you all these different things to do. And he compared like hitting a wedge to like throwing a ball. And I think like just like simplifying it and talking about in that term, it was really cool. And it made sense to me and you know i still have the occasional bad wed shut but like i think compared to before it's night and day better um and it was just awesome it was really really cool and it was probably my my favorite moment if i had to pick one you made um you made a couple burrito puts that day

bob did right head on over to yami um oh i got mine would be the pro am in uh in in cincinnati really well so i don't know if you guys ever played in like a real pro i'm it one it felt like you were on tour like playing and like there were fans that showed up and it was like inside the ropes like it was it was pretty cool just to be inside that and then on top of that being paired i mean you guys were playing with with emmattali who we played with in jacksonville who was really cool and is like a friend of the of the program and it was just the pro i'm like callow he was given out like clubs to fans At one point, FP hit hit a driver off the deck and then Emma decided to chest bump him, which is pretty impressive. The driver off the deck, Jett.

Hmm. Try to chase one up there. It's 300 yards. I don't think it's going to get there, but might. Is that in the bag now? That was, uh. And I just thought the whole vibe of, um, of that tournament was just cool being like inside the ropes with a pro. and I think you guys played terribly,

but it was a lot of fun. I thought I was, I, even while we were working, I just was like recognizing how cool it was to just be in the ropes. Like, it just really felt like we were in like a tournament. It was pretty cool. I feel like that was the first time we like played in front of like fans and followers like that, like in like a full like round of golf almost. So it's pretty cool to like see them see us play golf and vice versa.

That was wild. We should do something. something like that again, whether it's a pro-am or just, I think like it's, it's kind of a cool experience when you're playing in front of people. Like you get your nerves going a little bit and it's kind of fun and exciting. And it's, it's, it makes for a good video too. There's a lot going on. Like even in between shots, talking to the fans and they're giving you drinks. Like, there's a lot happening. I would love one day to play. Like, I think the Holy Grail, which would be hysterical. If we played in that Tahoe pro am,

somehow, some way. Oh, that would be wild, man. That would be an absolute. But would we play as individuals? I'm going to say they let you, you two can play as a scramble. We get to play everybody else. The three of us plays a scramble. I think nobody's going in there, like, expecting crazy scores from someone,

other than, like, Tony Roebo or, like, Adam Thielen. Yeah, and how about Alex Coulorn? Who won? Duff Curry won with an eagle on 18. Calvart. Marty Fish got banged. He got banged on that 18 T-Shop. That's Hallaway athlete, Steph Curry.

Let's go to the big man himself. That is a young man by the name of Neil Arnett, Philadelphia's finest. Arnett, take it away. My top moment of the year would probably just be the overall access of just kind of getting to hang out with Zander and John and Madeline Sagstrom and Emma and Anika

and all these people. See, a lot of people think that we don't really have an office. We're just a traveling circus show. But the Par 3 Poppy does have an office, and it's the Greens. That's my office. Come and step to my office. And a lot of these pros, they're very good. When we play them, they're on the green before you guys.

So I get a little bit of time to kind of shoot the shit with some of these guys. John Rom, for sure. Zander likes to talk a lot. And we have a lot of fun up there, and I'll usually shoot my shot and see. if they like to play along a little bit. And all those guys, and Onica and Emma, certainly, and all those guys really did. So they were just a lot of fun to be with

and just kind of, I just never would have thought I'd be hanging out on a green with Zander Shafley and John Rahm and Onica Soornsday. So I would say that's probably my top Calaway moment of the year. The worst, maybe the worst moment of my year was getting a bloody nose in front of Monica. Yeah. You remember that?

And you know what made it worse? worse? You know, was that she was so nice. That thing was leaking like old faithful, man. Oh, my. It was so bad. And I was like, it was a geyser. It was the most horrifying moment of my life because everybody was looking at me and she

was so nice about it. And she kept like coming back to me with like a towel. I was like, Anika, hit your shop. Just keep it moving. Fat Perez, Calle a moment of the year. Um, I think the first time where we went to, um, Cowley's Performance Center to all get fit, ECPC, as they call it. Just a wild thing to like, I mean, they protect that place like Fort Knox with the security and the gate and everything behind bushes and all this stuff.

And just rolling in there and seeing our like names set up and all this stuff. And you know, like, at least for me watching like fitting videos and stuff of like Xander and John Rom and, you know, Mickelson back in the day, you like, you can like see the background. It was like, these guys are doing all. all that from the exact places that I'm going to hit. And obviously when we're done, they're going to have to move that around a little bit, do some grass work. But it's just wild to walk in there and like get, you know, talk to the same dudes that are working through new golf clubs with the best players in the world.

So club wise, I mean, he's obviously a good player. He's like a plus one. And so he's coming to me with a set that is probably built a little too light for him, but he says they're brand new. So I think we're looking for a happy balance and shaft, maybe a little bit of an adjustment on what he had, but not as crazy of an adjustment as the clubs he came with. And then he's probably going to be in some kind of a tour head. So he's going to want something that's more geared to a better player in terms of, you know, somewhat of his skill level, which is scratch.

He's going to want something that gives him a tour spin rate, workability. He wants a small compact head with good feedback. And so that's going to be one of our blade-type irons, maybe an Apex Pro or maybe like a TCB or something like that. and seeing them try to dumb down all their knowledge to fit our games. It's just a pretty wild thing to get in there and see everything that goes into it and have that same focus put on us for a morning. Just a while. I never, you know, as a golfer, I'd never thought I'd be in a place like that,

getting that kind of treatment and focus is pretty wild for me. The coolest thing, too, about that whole facility is, not it's it's it's just like you go inside then they got a putting area and they got great it's it's so elaborate and then the guys who are on there like they just look at your swing i mean i felt bad for my guy he he must have had like russell crow in a beautiful mind where he's seeing all these numbers pop out and just freaking out because there's so many bad things with my swing he was trying to change but like they can just see a swing and they know exactly what they need to change whether it's the degree or the shaft or what it's pretty it's pretty it's pretty

like mind blowing the information that they possess when they're when they're looking at you you know. That day when we went to that fitting, so they start you, they want to see your swing, get you on some irons, they eventually get you to your hybrids, then they get you to your driver, and then they keep you moving, and then they'll bring you eventually into do the putting. And Joey D, I mean, these two guys, Perez and Bob were in the putting at this point. They did what they needed to do. They got fit for their clubs.

Joey D. was pumping. I went through like two or three buckets, dude. It was awful. I was a sweaty mess. He just, he, he wanted, the whole day was getting to driver, right? He worked through that other shit. That's fine and good. He just wanted to get to that big stick and get every yard he could get out of that guy.

Yeah. And even the fitter, like you looked over at him, he was like exhausted. Like he said, the guy put in like a week's worth of work within one hour. boys we we got some controversy that I actually want to bring to the table look it's I've gotten so many messages about it and the first message actually came from Perez which is why that I thought his screen time was higher than it was there's some controversy that I'm going to get out there and there's a video of I signed a ball for Joey D fucking around in our 18 under challenge in one of our recent videos

two weeks ago by the time this drops. I signed a ball on Joe's golf ball and said you're guaranteed to hit a fairway. I'm going to put Bobby Fairways on it. He hits it into the water or Abandon K. And weeks, a couple weeks later, we get a video of a guy, two guys going out and going into the lake to get the ball.

You know how horrible that ball looks now? And I got to hit this thing. The guy grabbed my Sharpie, signed the ball. There's a fairway for you, Bob It's over there, for sure Oh, I see Titleist Please be it Callaway

I see Sharpie No fucking way Let's go Let's go Let's go And I saw the video Jack called me He's like this is the coolest shit I've ever seen

Me too I thought it was amazing They fist the ball out They get the signed ball FP hits me up and he says, Bob, you know the video's fake, that that's not the real ball. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Right after FP sends that to me, I go into my DMs and there's multiple people telling me that it's fake. So I don't know how much of it you guys have seen. I don't know how much the followers have seen of it. But if you do compare the two and I really zoomed in yesterday, it doesn't look like the exact same signature.

close, but there was a lot of differences. And I also want to, if a Sharpie goes on a ball and it goes into the water, wouldn't the Sharpie kind of disappear to a degree? I wouldn't think so. It was fresh. It was fresh Sharpie, too. Yeah. Look, I don't want to be that guy.

And I don't do. This is fabricated? You know, I just, I don't. The autographs are different. I don't trust anyone at this point. my life. I've been hurt too many times. You just blindly trust people when they tell me good things. So, you know, I pulled the video up. I took a screenshot. I kind of zoomed in on it.

I did like a, you know that guy in Pond Stars? They bring in. He's got all the rings and shit in the iPad. He's like, I'm going to pull up some signatures that I know are real and I'm going to use this little lens. He's like, yep, that's live ink, all right. And I got to, yep, you see where it crosses over there and gets a little dark? He's like, I got no reason to believe it's not real. So I did that sort of analysis on the kid's picture and I also looked at our episode and where that ball went in the water he went to the middle of that fucking pond right so unless that kid put on waiters and like I just and I looked at it yeah I just um you know I look it's a great it's a really good if it's a forgery

if he did a really good job some of the but it's just there's some places that are the gaping's a little off um I think some areas should be a little thicker than they all I don't want to bury this kid, you know, because, you know, he went out of his way to do something. You know what I'm saying? Even if it isn't the ball, I respect going to that pond, putting the work in. I, you know, I mean, we're going to send him some stuff, but I have my doubts. Yeah, I, I, it's pretty close, so. I think just the effort, if you did make it, so be it.

But, Joe, if you, I zoomed in last night and I looked at it, and there are some different things. Some people are saying that it's not even the same, that it looks like it's like it's not even a Callaway ball, the one that they held up. It's a Calaway ball. It is? Yeah, it's a Calaway ball. Okay. All right. I mean, I'm curious people.

Again, the effort, even if they did fake it, to fake it by all means. I mean, that's. I mean, it's pretty good, man. I think, you know what, actually? The A. The A. That's what I saw. the A on your side, it's more rounded.

Yeah, the top. There's more room at the top. Bob's A is more pointed. Yeah. Even that line. There's not as much of a at the top part of that A. It's just different. It's just different.

The F kind of hangs over. So if you look at Bob's, the F hangs over the top of the A. Look how thick that that F line is. But look, the F hangs over the top of the A. Yeah. And on this one, the F does. does not hang over the top of the A. Bob's is also more compact

all together. It is, man. And you just absolutely docks that kid with his face right there, but that's okay. I want to, I want to believe that the pond altered the Sharpie in such a way that this kid, this kid wouldn't do something like this. Hey, you know what, though? I still

give the kid kudos to like, to try to like fabricate that. You know? Yeah, I mean, I, look, I posted it and it's not taking it down. You know what the good news is. All this kid All this kid has to do Just put that hand up

All he's got to do Is just go on Instagram Put his hand up And we'll never talk about it again How he fished it out with one of those tools For like to know Where the ball was like No offense to you Joe

But that ball was in the middle of that pop It was closer to the end I I laugh To be honest I laughed at FP when he told me it was fake. You did. F.P.

Just sees things in a different spectrum than your average person. Like, if F.P. says that something is the way that it is, I've almost just started taking his word for it because the guy, like, analyzes shit in a way. You didn't. You guys used to not on one thing. I was going to say, it's not going to be first time. And I stood firm on that for a long time. Look, I should have learned my lesson after that.

and I didn't. I laughed at you again, and I apologize. I'd put it up there. I'd get this up with like the moon landing is just thinking of it. You think it was Tupac in that pond, helping to get that fallout? I'm not a conspiracy. I don't do conspiracy theories. I do have a slight issue with the moon landing.

That's the only one. Oh, boy, here we go. I just, you really want to get into it? Yeah, yeah, we know. Yeah, we do. You know, landed on the moon landing. moon. But I just don't understand why they, like if they went in the 60s, why have they only been back like three times? Like it should be, you should be, there should be a direct flight from here

to the moon at this point. What's on the moon that we need to get there so often? Why did I realize why do we need to be there? Yeah, I think that's the point. But they had a whole fucking agency dedicated to fucking, you know, all that, all that stuff. Yeah, we got there, realized there was nothing there. X'd the agency. Now they're going to Saturn. The moon is like small. The moon is small potatoes now. For sure. Now they're going to... We're way past the moon.

We're going to Mars. I know you're in on this. Look, I'm not prepared to go public on how I feel about the moon landing like you are, okay? I understand what you're saying. It's the only one I have concerns. I understand your concerns. Yes. That's about as much as I'm willing to say on the moon.

I trust in almost everything else besides the moon landing and this kid finding this ball. Buzz Aldrin seems like a really nice guy. That's all I'm going to say. He seems like a trustworthy dude, and I want to believe him. Yeah. Let's head on over to our Q&A segment. And again, folks, at any time, fire on into the DMs. We see it.

Poppy definitely sees it by any means necessary. Fire on in any questions you have. Now we're going to send over to the Big Ticket, little Q&A here for the boys. All right. First question comes from Big Ticket is Jet a fucking idiot with this moon landing thing. Hey, Dick, there's 10 more days left of 2023, so let's just, let's fucking relax. Hey, I will say, Jet, now that you have a mustache, you can be the conspiracy guy. That's true.

Is that a bad? That's a good point. Don't get me. All right. All right. First real question comes from, what up, gee? Did cold cuts shit his pants after the milk and cookies being lactose? intolerant.

Good question. In lieu of being lactose intolerant. I will never say in lieu of again. Mark my words. I actually had a, I had a significant issue with the toilet later that night. I was surprised, though, that the actual

challenge itself, I remained unscathed. That being said, there was, I've never really, you know, normally I try as hard as I possibly can to not throw up or anything. This was the toughest by far, I think, in terms of like, when you drink that milk that quickly, like when you, when you go for the, when you commit to the chug, your stomach feels like it's expanded like a, like it's almost hardened like a rock. And all you want to do is just release that, that air, that pressure. So you want to naturally burp, but I knew that I was at a point where if I burped, I was going to get a lot more than I bargained for. And we

saw that with our dear friend FP who just could not stop throwing up. But to answer the question, I actually got out of it with better off than I thought I would. The burp, the burp was under the milk. Yeah. The burp was under the milk. And unfortunately, it was a lot of milk. A lot of milk. A lot of milk. You can't really see it in the episode, but watch, I guess you can if you look at my back. the heat definitely played a factor into all of it. I can't think of something worse to drink than milk in heat. Like it just, it made it so much even worse than it already was. And we say it in the video, until that day, the hot dog challenge that me and Joe did was the hardest challenge that we've done.

That takes the cake as the hardest challenge that we've done. Do you think so for sure? Yeah, I think no doubt of bad. I think that was a, I almost, when I, I hit the put on like, what was it, the eighth hole, I think it was. I almost was upset that I made the pot because then it was like, all right, we got to get down to business with the, you made a couple huge pots. I regret the first one I didn't regret.

The second one, that big one, I did. Well, I also say that leading up to that challenge, no one really took that, like seriously that it was going to be a gauntlet. Everybody's like, yeah, we got the Christmas milky cookies. and we were actually trying to do another challenge, which we will do, was a Chick-fil-A challenge. And everybody was talking about how horrible that was going to be. But to me, the cookies in the milk seemed like a worse,

just more of a gauntlet to me. And nobody was taking it like it was that big a deal until we got out there and realized just how bad it was. So to your point, Bob, yeah, I would agree that I think probably that in the hot dog to me is hand in hand. What about the donuts? Are we really? I thought the donuts was tough, but not as that.

Donuts to me was way, was, in my opinion, worse. I think the liquid thing you can get through, like you just do it. It stinks, but like I feel like I can handle liquid better than I can handle like a food item. FP, the route that you took with the donuts with the donuts. Yeah, that was, yeah, that's a mistake. That makes a huge difference to where I knew we were. weren't going to finish the challenge. I could have done the donuts.

I did all 12 donuts and it was tough. But yeah, the crispy cream's the next play on the donut side. Yeah, with all due respect to Tim Hortons. No, I just thought because we're in Canada. Oh, no, no. It was absolutely the move.

They just, they needed, we had a tough pick. The next, we have the Chick-fil-A, like Joe said, we have the Chick-fil-A challenge on the horizon. And then one that I want to run back, because me and Joe did it. We didn't get to do it with Perez as the beer challenge. and I think people would really want to see that.

So I would say next challenge is our beer challenges, our Chick-fil-A and then Beer Challenge. And I would love to bring Jedder ticket in on one of these things at some point in time to. Ticket and the Chick-fil-A challenge would be just. We've never done a pizza challenge too. Pizza too. Pizza is kind of like low-hanging fruit.

I actually think Perez, people say that you don't do as well in the challenges, but I think a pizza challenge you would destroy. I think that that's in, I think that's right in your wheelhouse. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, the next question is it. Oh, really? Yeah, but we'll get there real quick. I just want to say quickly that if you've ever seen movies where like these,

these movie nerds, they'll be like, oh, New York City was actually a character in the movie in and of itself. Bob's back sweat was like a whole other character. I think we could forget about Earl for a while. This is a brand new character in the episode. Earl made an appearance too. Yeah. He always seems to, man.

He always seems to right before a film trend. It's incredible. The guy just loves the limelike. He just wants to make a cameo. Yeah. It's a freeloader, dude. All right. Mr. T.

Let's head on over the next Q&A there. On the challenge note, though, the next question comes from Kuganowski. When are you guys going to do? a big Lebowski white Russian challenge. Oh, gross, dude. I want to stay away from milk for a while, dude. Oh, that's so gross.

It's a play. No cream thing is stuff. I would like to see, because a lot of times comments-wise, we get a lot of good things, even like video-wise, video concepts. We want all of that challenges-wise.

Put those in the comments. I want to see what people come up with. I think we're taking a long break from like cream or like, I'm telling you my talk. You wanted to do tequila, but I know FP hates tequila. So we would save the tequila challenge with Paige. Whoa.

She wants to do it. She's in for that. But you can't even take a sip of tequila. How would you do that? I got to figure it out. Dig deep. Oh, that's so gross. She wants to do the tequila challenge right before.

She's going to be in there for the waste management. But the only way we could do it would be to do it right before. And to set the tone of that trip of doing it, heal a challenge before the trip. That video would crush. Sure would. Mr. Tate, next question. Next and final.

Next and final. Oh, that changes things. Utah. Give them to. It is pouring. You talk to. It is. You're never. I've never seen a rain like this. It is pouring. It's raining in

L.A. Yeah. I see you guys can sign up for that. Good news is. Rios has a roof over it. Damn, dude. Do you guys went to Rios yesterday or is that tonight? You're going back tonight?

We're doing grill on the alley tonight. Oh. Yeah. You're going to? Sure I am. Yeah. Damn, dude. Oh, you're in Canada.

By the way, Cudsey, your family is the most festive, Christmas-oriented family. It's impressive. I said the spread that they had going last night. What was that for? It was an engagement party for me and Nicole. Ah, but it was Christmas-oriented. It was Christmas-themed due to the nature of the festive spirit. Right.

But even, like, you putting up the tree with your dad and, like, all that stuff. That was fun. Well, normally we used to do that as a family, and it was always a tradition that we did. And then this year, obviously, it came really late, so there was some fucking slim pickings for the trees. But it's just a fun thing that we always do to prepare for the holidays. It's fun. Everybody gets some drinks in them and has fun. It's a good little thing that we do.

Your family doesn't do the same thing. For Christmas? Yeah. We don't, we don't, my family doesn't celebrate Christmas as, as, you know, we're Jewish. What about for Hanukkah? When I was growing up that we would do like stuff for that, but now, like, not. Did you dread it or did you enjoy the festivities? No, I would, I would enjoy the thing.

And we've had this conversation, like, I think we talked about this before. It's not, Hanukkah is not as. designated as like it's just like eight days in the middle of the week. It's just like part of your week. You don't do anything like crazy for it. You just set aside some time. Would you guys take turns light and the menorah though? Well everybody everybody would have one

in light one. Oh, you had your own. Does the manure? You would make them in school. We made them in school. And you make them out of like, I don't like clay or whatever. And then you put the Oh. Oh, I could say. Yeah, would you say you were a pretty good dradle roller? You're not you're not the guy. Listen, that was my introduction to gambling, so I was pretty fucking back. I was a few shekels on the line.

Clean up, dude. Clean up all that gout. The side of Kapilklin. That's fun. It's fun. It's hard, baby. I got two. Two piece.

Oh, it's a photo. This one comes from Kevin Hughes, 1988. I think he's had a few questions. What sporting event in the past would you have liked to have been at? Even you can pick something before birth too. I got one. I got one. The national championship last year, Georgia.

I had to. I had to. I had to. I had to. So last time when the Natty championship was on, Jet looked at me and he's like, you know, I tell you, if there's anything I could really go to, it would be the national championship game. I was so excited to tell Jack. I'm like, I got tickets for tonight. TCU versus Georgia.

Look to me, he's like, yeah, I don't think I really want to go. Wait, I was so caught off guard. I was like, you just told me like a week ago that it would be like a dream of yours to go to the national championship game. Perez is like, I'll go to the national championship. That was one of the lower moments of my, it was like. That's my time I go out of my way to try to help him. No, keep helping Jeff out. Keep him, because I get the scraps.

I got what I used. It was a hell of a time. No FP? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I'm banging myself. My real answer is the Game 7, 2016 Cubs Indians World Series next. Wow. No, who's next?

When do you go now? I would say the Packer Super Bowl in 2010 against, it was at, you know, Dallas Cowboys Stadium against the Steelers to watch them win the Super Bowl would be pretty freaking awesome. Yeah, I would be 2009. Yankees beat in the Phillies. Not that it was like a crazy game or anything, but just to see the Yankees win a World Series for me and be there would be incredible.

Would you go with your pops? Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, 2009. Again, nothing crazy to it, but I just want to see the Yankees won the World Series. FAP? Probably probably being probably being like

if I could if I could give myself a location too if I could be like on the ropes 18th green in 2019 when Tiger won the Masters again the last time he did it I think that that would be like

pretty fucking incredible yeah that's probably none of my other teams done shit so that's the best I got how about the Buffalo Bills when they go to the Super Bowl this year Fee. Yeah, maybe.

You want me to go to one of the four Super Bowls we blew? Maybe I could go to that one that close one against the Giants. If I'd just blown really hard, we could have made that fucking fuel goal. I don't know. Dick? I think a lot of people think I'm going to say the Eagles, but when I was growing up, I was actually a much bigger baseball fan than almost anything else. So I'll go to one year before Bob.

I'll go to 2008 when the Phillies, they didn't beat the Yankees, but they beat the raise and they won the World Series for the first time since forever because they're the most losing his football team in history. So that was a special moment. That was a special roster, man. Jimmy Rowns. Oh, yeah. Ryan Howard. Ryan Howard. Yeah, play all the hits. I mean, it was a special time. Jason Wirth on that team? Wilson Worth was on the team. Absolutely. How about Shane Victorino? Oh, yeah. Ryan Howard. Carlos Luis was the catcher?

Yes, he was. Was Roy Halliday on the mound? Roy Halliday. Was that a Cliff Lee? Was that a Cliff Lee team? It was not a Cliff Lee. That was not a little. That was not a hamlet.

Pat the bat was on the team. Pat Burrell? Ryan Howard was like the home run king that year too, no? Yeah. He got a big old contract that he never fulfilled. No, any amount of play after that. Not a fucking. No, he didn't.

season after that did he give. Yeah. But he got you there. Jimmy Rollins is the goat, though. Yes, he is. Last one. Last one comes from Nico underscore Gutierrez. Gotta love my underscore Kings, dude.

What would be each guy's perfect day? Why don't you pick us off there, huh? Who? Damn, why you kick us up with your project? My perfect day? My perfect day? No one lets him down for 24 hours. He doesn't wake up.

First thing you do, you wake up and you look at the sun. You get your eyes on the sun because that's all close. You go outside and you want to look at the sun because that gives you electrolytes in your body that precipitates throughout. Okay, then you drink a cup of magnesium and then your day is off to a hot start. I would say a little bit of golf and a lot of nothing. And maybe be like sitting out like like like like like um like on like outside like like just sitting there relaxing and playing a little bit of golf. That is my, I'm a simple guy.

That's my perfect day. Then after he'll watch a football game and he'll hedge both sides in the middle. Damn. Yeah. Live bet. Live had a favorite down two scores. Yeah. So working out of middle money lines spread.

By the way, that is the perfect game. I bet Rory McElroy and Tiger Woods in the same round. Oregon goes down two scores to Cal right off the bat, and he can bet Oregon money line with great value. Time's easy. Wake up, go for a run, eat a bagel, football Sunday, the boys come over, watch the games for the night game, go to Rayos for the night game.

That's all I'll ever know. need perfect day that's a pretty perfect day i for me i'd say play around a golf with this crew and shoot even par and then and then go out for just an absolute celebratory dinner where i could just drink and eat myself under the table that that to me sounds sensational how does it get better than i can't ever even fathom that because it won't happen i dig it joey day F-P? But if I could wake up at some golf destination. I got 36 holes in front of me for the day.

Maybe a caddy that I just really just fucking vibe with. Some lunch in between the two rounds of golf. Afterwards, a nice dinner, maybe a nice bottle of red. And then, you know, we go off property to some entertainment. You know, check those things out. And then, yeah, we come back and we do it all again the next day. I need to end the day going to bed knowing that I also have that day the next day, even if I don't, but I want to go to bed thinking that I do.

That's how I rounded out. Fee, that you just described your normal day, I think. Yeah, yeah, I try to have that day as much as I can, you know. This guy's got the best life. It's not about money. It's about happiness, Jet. All right. I think it's only right.

We close down with a ticket. Wow, that's it. Well, I think FP hit the nail on the head. The key to a perfect day is knowing what tomorrow's got coming. But, I mean, I think a perfect day for me is probably closer to what people would think the jet would say is I just want my phone not to work. I want to wake up probably in a cabin, maybe by a lake in the mountains, nothing to do, just maybe take a hike. So my phone doesn't work, but I do still somehow have YouTube set up, watch some YouTube videos, just chill, there's a fire burning, maybe it's snowing outside. What the time?

And just no, no one talks to me. What are you in order? What am I? Well, so the other key to that is I'm about five miles away from the nearest civilization, but I went the day before and stocked my fridge for the week. I've got food. I've got working grill. I've got a working stove. I got an oven.

I got everything I need stocked in that house for a week. And no one talks to me. And postmates could get there. Sure. On priority. If South Philly Experience wants to deliver it to that cabin, then I'm not going to not do that. But,

Dick, I think part of you ordering South Philly experiences, you know that it's not that good, but you want it to be good so bad. Well, the thing is, is like, you know how I talk about just sloppy nachos? There's good nachos with good cheese, good chicken. They take care of it, but there's also just that sloppy nachos that Jet Nile would so much. Jet loves those sloppy nachos. It's the sloppy nachos version of the Jesus.

I like that. Good for you, Jet. I love to be out of it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, that has done yet another edition, Bob to Sports Podcast. We want to see the video ideas. in the comments right there. Fire away. Is that video real or fake?

I'm also a little bit curious about that. We'll see you next time. Bob does sports podcast. Love you, boys.