Bob Does Sports Podcast - OPERATION GET JET ACROSS THE BORDER

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

Check out Bob Does Sports - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqr4sONkmFEOPc3rfoVLEvg Breezy Apparel - https://breezygolf.com/ Bob Does Sports Merch - https://bobdoessports.com/ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IZW9li... APPLE : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... MERCH: https://bobdoessports.com/ Follow Bob - https://www.instagram.com/brilliantly... Follow Cold Cuts - https://www.instagram.com/joey.coldcuts/ Follow Fat Perez - https://www.instagram.com/thefatperez... Follow The Jet - https://www.instagram.com/shickvids/ Follow Ticket - https://www.instagram.com/biggg_ticket/

Yaman, we are getting you to Canada. I don't care if I have to ship you in my luggage. We're finding a way to get you. I said jet lost weight for sure. No, you're not wrong. I think you did. I think you did too, though. Did Bob tell you to say that?

I think you're losing weight too. Really? It was hysterical. Oh my God. I think of me, sprays sunscreen. They're like, are those the beginning of remedy? Yeah, you're the same. Honestly, with how good, with how, Joe, Joe, can you grab the mic?

Can you grab the mic? By the way, make sure. You have to. You have to talk directly into these mics, by the way. Honestly, Tick, would you... I screenshot of the comment, and I'm saving it. It's the first time someone said that I looked like I had abs in 20 years. You did.

I saw that when you had the sunburn? He was like, is that the beginning remnants of abs? Yo, but people don't understand. Joe could legitimately pack on 50 pounds, and he would look the same. Like, Joe's body has looked the same ever since I knew. It doesn't change. It's bizarre. I'm fat.

Did Bob? No, I don't mean, I don't even mean that. It's just you're not. I'm trying to think of what the word for you. Just not normal. Like you're just, no, no, no, just things, like some people are just freaks of nature.

Like, you're a freak of nature in your own right. Some are freaks, though. I'll say what you got going for you. I mean, we're all fat, minus Bob. I'm the only one of the fat guys in this crew that I have the tits. I've had them.

You know where, when I lose weight, you know where I lose a first? In the fotch, in the face. I think that's where everybody needs to do. It's last. The stomach goes low. Oh, it's a stubborn. You know what goes with the stomach is that are those thighs.

Well, you've always had thunder. But when I have those big old honkers. If you catch me with skinny thighs, I've lost 100 pounds. Yeah, if you have skinny thighs, then I'm worried. And it's not even a bit because it's true. When Jet made, he like made a joke on a Zoom call. We had a meeting and with everybody. And Jet mentioned like if you ever see me with a beard, like look out or run.

It's true. When Jets at his lowest point, he has a beer. Stubble. Yeah, dude. When you see that. Double jet is a jet. you stay clear the fuck away. No, all that means is I'm incredibly

busy and you guys are pissing me off. That's all that means. When you see a baby face jet, you know life is good. Yeah. And I'll tell you what, that face is shimmering right now. Yeah, we're real smooth. We are. We are. Gillette might be on the phone soon for a little sponsorship action.

Somebody called Josh Allen. Yeah, no. By the way, could you believe I played win yesterday? I sent this message to you. That's fun. And I put the, my, I came to put my, my, my shoe. in the locker and I chose Locker 17 and I opened the locker

up and can you believe Josh Allen's autograph is on the side of the thing and it says go bills He's everywhere. This guy he might quit the NFL and just become a tour player. He is having the off season of all off seasons. He's really

and he deserves it and he's going to be in Cairo. They played Cyprus and I think they played Augusta this summer. He said, I saw him on a different podcast he said that he played all three of the majors so far the Monday after he played the course so he played August on Monday he played O'KL and he played where the fuck was the other one

I got the PGA what's the other major the PGA the U.S. Open oh what's the U.S. open oh he played LACCC so yeah so maybe he'll go for the You see who he's dating now by the way who Josh Allen you see who he's dating I don't know that is yeah but I don't know who she's some social media No, no. Was she a Disney star? She was a Disney star.

She was an actress and a great movie Colt Edge of 17 and she's a pop star. She makes music. She's fantastic. Nice. Well, he's doing, I'm just saying, he's having the summer of all summer. Yeah, no.

He's the king of summer. We're going to see him in T-minus two days. By the way, I legitimately felt like we filmed with them two years ago. You know, I go back and watch that video every once in a while. Not like to watch it. I'll just go back and like watch two minutes and then like leave. We got to run it back soon because they're, going to be playing the NFL.

I mean, I don't think we're going to get a chance to run it back before the season starts. And you know what? And I hope they're watching. We're going to wax that ass. They said to me, they go, they go cuts. We've seen how bad you've been lately. We're absolutely winning the next time because I actually did play great that day. Yeah.

That was a dead. It's like a hammered. Then I couldn't put a sentence together. But slight flex here. We got a group chat running with them. And it's a terrific group chat. It's one of those group chats that knows when to strike. Like it's very far between.

No, it's just. Every now and that. When I saw the signature, I took a picture, it was the right time to fire. By the way, you know, to the Bob does sports group chat, if I don't say so myself, I think I've been terrific. I think I've been so active. There is, I would like to say, because when he comes in, it hits, like, you. Yaman's the best.

Which group chat are we talking about? Squad, squad, squad, which is for the folks is the Bobda Sports Group chat. The guy who we need back in there, because it's so much better, like, it runs off, it runs off the jet. Like, if Jets's hot, it'll go. Jet has the most consistent, like, messages that'll get, like, all four ha-has. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ticket is second, but ticket strikes so few and far between. It's so much better when he's in there, and he's been nowhere to be back.

I've had you guys on mute recently. Thanks. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's awful, Tick. You guys just sometimes randomly at 11. It'll go off. You're just going on.

Oh, but that's the part of it. But you know what, though? When times I pick up the phone, there's nine. I got life. I'm doing so. I will tell you, one of my favorite things in the squad group is we'll go, we'll fire conversation back and forth for about an hour, bars, left, bars, right? An hour later you'll start seeing Joey Colcuts, ha-ha to post.

Joey Colcutz, he's going through it an hour later. And it's like, Joey Colcott's, and then he'll, like, respond to something from an hour ago because he's finally going through. It's one of my favorite things is one that happens like, cuts he's back, because he finished golf. Yeah, you would think, yeah, you know when he's back and he'll go through every single one as if. And he'll give credit.

If it's funny, you'll hit you. Is that good or is that not good? No, I think it's good. I think it shows you're there. It's just, it's funny. You know what sucks, though, is when you know he's going through and he's reading each one, and you know you got a bar in there and you're waiting. The most, the most, but we really do need you back in there, because when you do it's so much better when you're in there.

I mean, when we first started that thing, it was a lot of fun. And then it's just. It still is. It is. It is. It is a lot of fun. Whoa. I didn't finish the thought.

I was saying it just got more fun now. is what he was going to say. It's gotten more sporadic. It's gotten like, we'll go periods of time without saying anything and then we'll just go off for two hours.

And I sometimes can't handle it. Dude, the ticket... There's no warning signs either. He comes out of nowhere. The ticket prioritizes, is that the word? The ticket prioritizes his time away from his phone.

Like, in his peaceful time and his mental health. So he's not looking at his phone at all times of the day. I think he's a big do not disturb guy. So I give him credit for that at the same time. Same time.

You got to get involved in that. For sure. He did, he did two days ago. He sent a text. He goes, I've come to grips with the fact that I'll be fat for the rest of my life. It hums. The best is, if you can get a ha-ha from Yaman those, because you make us earn those ha-haz. It's fucking awesome.

Perez is the constant when you give us one. There's times Perez will write like three, four, five messages to himself and no one responds. And we keep it moving. Yeah. No. But you need a Perez. Everybody needs a Perez in a group chat, like a guy who's, consistently going to pepper the chat.

Well, Chris is all, he's a bar guy too. Yeah, he's got bars. Yeah, he does. He really does. He's such a good group chat guy. And like, he gives you your credit. He's fucking awesome with, he is like the constant in the group chat.

By the way, we miss our guy today. He is back in Virginia. Forever in our hearts. But he didn't die. He didn't seem like that. He's still forever in our heart. That's correct. No, no, no.

He, um, but he can't be with us. today. Very few podcasts we're going to have where it's not all of us. I love having it once all of us, but him being on the total opposite side of the country. But he will be back. We're going to see him Tahoe in a few days. How about the Tick making a live performance in front of the camera on the podcast today? Let's give it up for the Tick. Let's give it out. Oh, right. Are we excited? He was waiting to put out. Dude, that was pretty fucking good.

If you think that's the only time that's going off this podcast, you're sort of a mistake. By the way, the ticket showed up to my place today. My birthday is in March. It's July 10th. He shows up. He goes, hey, he goes, I forgot to give you your birthday gift. Happy birthday. And he hands me Tiger Woods sitting on a Peebee and on a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Banana banana. And at first I was like, what, I was like, thanks, tech. Like, thanks. And then Jets said it was fire. And I looked at it again. I was like, it actually is fire. He's got to look deep. I just don't know what the, what makes you know.

I thought there was like a message. Like, if you were sitting. on like a bagel or maybe he was sending like a chicken Caesar wrap. Well, here's the thing is it's, it's, it's Tiger's favorite sandwich. It's not Bob's favorite sandwich. But it's Bob's favorite birthday. But Bob likes Tiger. I think it's a fire golf, by the way.

I don't even think, but even if he. I don't think he does. No, don't. Hold on a second. I don't think he's a huge fan of Tiger. But it's no different. Look, I think, I don't. No, no, no, no.

I like Tiger. I do. But I do think that you like. like half to like Tybalt. You didn't used to like him, Bob. Golf till late. Like you weren't so invested in his prime. Yeah, but also too, like, when I started getting into golf too

was like with during like his scandal and stuff like that. So my intro to Tiger was not the best. I still like him. Would you have him on? Say you wanted to come on the show. Possibly. Okay. Possibly.

When Tiger's in contention on a Sunday, you find yourself rooting for. Yeah, but to be honest. Yeah. Because he thinks that's what is he's supposed to do. Well, the thing is, I didn't root for my. at the time because I always bet against him because my thing is everybody is always on Tiger Woods

to where I'm on the masters. And by the way, it's the same thing like Joey Chestnut when I wanted to get in that bet with you. There's no very few people and you've got to be a sick person which I am to bet the under on Joey Chestnut Hot Dogs. I told you all I was like slam the under on hot dogs. You love that. It's like you betting the under

in the game. I should talk to a guy recently I talked to a guy in Vegas he said he slammed every under on the hot dogs and every one. came in. Well, they got rain delayed. Did you see that? Yeah, there was a lot of stuff going on. It's not good for Major League Eaters. You don't want to bench them too long. I will say, I will say, in regards to the painting he got you or the poster, it's, I don't think, the more I think about it, it's no different than him getting you,

I mean, it is a little different. If he got you any sort of painting, it's no different. It's like if he got you a Picasso, it's just like a cool thing to have. Picasso's worth milk. But you know what I'm saying. Joey D kept saying it has no relation to Bob, it has no relation to Bob, but I could get a watch and that would have... Yes, that's a great point. No, it's... It was very, by the way, it was very nice.

Very thoughtful. You know, we're all good to each other to where we do birthdays for each other. We do something, you know what I mean? Apparently, the Pebble Beach gift card that I got you, though, might not be enough. Well, no, it's obviously more than enough. I'm just saying we need to spend a lot more money.

I got a... Oh, I was there. I got it. It's not a knock that it's not enough. It's not enough. No, you didn't say it as enough to... I'm saying that I think if we're... I think to play...

pebble, you have to stay there. You do. And it's like $2,000, $3,000 for a weekend if you're golfing. Like, just to play pebbles, like, five or six hundred dollars. I got him a gift card for $1,200. It's an amazing. $1,200. And you know what?

That's going to cover your and my round. That's what I said. But that's why I was saying, we're going to play. We're going to have to pay for the, for, because once you're there, I think you got to do the whole nine yards. Because it's like a mecca. You, once you go there, you got to do spyglass. You got to go Spanish Bay.

And then if we go with Perez, he can get us on the Monterey Country Club, apparently, which is unbelievable. So I say you go there and you do like a four-day, like, just free-for-all. And no filming, we just... The only thing that I would say, and that would be sick, because we want to do the boys' trip where even just as much as we love going out and filming, doing a non-filming trip,

I think we should do somewhere different where it's not as outrageous. Like somewhere, somewhere close. I get a nice Airbnb. Pebble's cool, yeah, or you stay on the corner. I think if we did someplace in like Wisconsin or something, Yeah. I'll tell you what, the Vegas,

I just got back from Vegas. Vegas golf is unreal. There's so many places to play. But I don't want to do Vegas, though. And it's like fun while you're there and stuff so like you could go for a weekend. The only thing about Vegas is I don't think we'd spend

as much time together, which I think is, yeah, we need a cabin. You know where I want to take you. So I think like, once we do Canada, you guys are going to have the bug. So once we do Canada,

you guys are going to have the bug, there's multiple other Canada, Canadian golf trips that we can go on. One of them is where foreplay went and it's Cabot Cliffs. Yeah, yeah. And apparently it is one of the

most beautiful, incredible experiences you can do. And then the other one would be where Michael Morris was just there is Banff and Jasper. It's, I believe there last year, it's incredible. When you're in the mountains like that,

there's very few things that can relate. By the way, Yaman, we are getting you to Canada. I don't care if I have to ship you in my luggage, We're finding a way to get you. Here's the problem with going on with the Canada trip right now. And we're going to Canada. And this guy's going to Canada. I'm not going to fucking Canada.

The Jet wants to stay home. It's not true. See, I finish. Go for it. I finish for it. Anyways, what I'm saying? The Jet's waiting for his passport right now. And in his defense, we did just, it was spur of the moment for the Canada trip.

And he did say it. Seven, eight weeks out. Yeah, but he did say in the beginning that he was worried about the passport. And he applied for the passport. and we haven't heard back maybe because they've seen how horrifying his license and I wouldn't blame him but he could have gummed up the works yeah yeah could have backed you up a couple weeks yeah it's a horrifying I had to send it in today remember they asked her I was like just just just just buy the ticket don't don't say anything that

that ID pick is all time but um but I do think part of you wants to be home to edit but honestly we can't do a trip without you No, we can't. It would be, I honestly think, even if it was a video that you're not in, it would be detrimental to the video. Yes, he's filming is so good. And I'm not just here to pump your tires so that you come to Canada. I'm being honest. Like, when he films, he gets the zoom in, he gets the ball, he has, he knows when to pan it over to me when I'm being an idiot.

Like, he just has very good awareness. And then here's the problem. If Jet isn't doing it, then we lose Part 3 Poppy, which is disaster. And then it's like a domino effect. It all starts to crumble. And for me, I want to showcase this Canadian golf trip in, in, like, epic fashion. We got a drone, a drone camera guy coming. That's a huge part of it is that if it was just any trip abroad, I think he definitely

wants you to come for sure. This is factual. He wants you. This is, I want you to meet my parents. I want you. And you know what? Good on him. I want him.

Is it my turn? Yeah, that's good. Here's what happened. One, I want, even forget. forget my incredible camera skills, which is not true. Just like the vibe and like the camaraderie that we have on the trips is what I'm going to miss out on, right? 100%. And what you guys are going to miss out on and what collectively we will all miss out on.

But here's what happened. Here are the facts. We're sitting in Virginia in the back of a van and we decide we're going to Canada, okay? It was just totally fine. And it was about two months out and we're like, we're going to Canada. and I was like, cool. And then I was like, you know, I don't have a passport. And in my head I was thinking, you know, it'll take what,

three weeks to get a passport before he's turn the AC on real quick. Keep going. No, no, no. So I was like, okay, I'll figure it out. As fast as I humanly could, right? I went to New York after Canada, after Virginia. I had somebody ship my passport overnight from L.A. to New York. I got the passport.

I sent it the next day into the password. I paid for expedited. They got it immediately. It says processing. There's nothing I can do. You guys just didn't. Have you called them once? I called them last week and they hung up on me because the message said that there are too many calls because everybody's trying to go on vacation for the summer.

I mean, just leave it on the background while you edit and just put on speaker. No, it hung up. It said please call back a different time. And I'm going to keep trying to call back. But to. I'll call. I'm sure they fucking love that. That'll back it up a little bit.

Nobody is. I have done. It's not that I don't want to miss on the trips. I did say to you that if I miss out on the trip, I could stay back and continue editing the stuff we're working on, which would hurt nobody. Helps everybody. Harts nobody.

And that's just a fact. Like, I'm living in a reality. I think you guys just kind of assumed I was going to be there. And the whole time, I'm sitting there like, this is not going to work out. I was hoping it would. Folks, if you have any advice on how we can get this young man to Canada. Now, here is the thing.

I think if you go by land, you don't need to go. If you go, so, for example, if you flew into Seattle and drove over. I don't think you need a passport. I think you could go with just like your ID and your birth certificate. That can't possibly be true. I believe it is. The people on the ground have different standards of getting into a country than the people. Yes.

No, it doesn't sound right now. I've read an article. Now, I'm just saying right now, that's why I'm pleading. I am pleading to the brooders. Few will get that, the ones that do. No, they'll get it. I'm pleading to the Reddit community. I'm pleading to.

It's not a community you ever. want to plead with, by the way. Can I finish? Finish. I am pleading to anybody watching this video. If you know someone who can give us advice on how we can get this young man to Canada by July 18th, if his passport doesn't come through,

please DM me, comment below, do whatever you got to do and we got to make this happen. We cannot have a trip without you, Yaman. And you know what the craziest part is? You're saying that now and you're all saying that. Bob is saying that and everybody's pretending to be devastated if I miss a trip. Everybody's

to be fine. You're going to have a great trip. We're going to have an indoor pool dog in the Airbnb. Yeah, and there's going to be a different guy in it than me because I'm not going to be there. It's just, I'm just saying like I'm trying to live in reality here. The shit happened. If I don't get the passport, I don't get the passport. We're going to do a million trips before we die. The thing that frightens me. I know it's Cutsi's hometown and I do want to go there for that reason because I know he's going to put on an incredible show for us. I can't tell him up. Which you're not getting away from. And I know you don't ever want to mention this, but it's your birthday during that trip I know so that's another

he wasn't gonna say a word I think he doesn't want to celebrate it yeah I was gonna I was gonna try to make I was gonna make the whole trip and even I wasn't gonna say a word He didn't want it he doesn't want to celebrate his birthday That's the bottom line

I'm gonna be obnoxious we're gonna have cakes coming out through him Yeah I ain't you I ain't going then He's not the password comes back I'll tell you what if he's not here I'll send a fucking I'll send a birthday clown to his house With like cakes in the whole nine yards It's like we're celebrating that birthday one way or another dog. Yeah.

That's, that's fine. I just want it to be known that I do want to go to Canada. I want to be there for the family. And I try to, I've tried to do it the right way. It's not even just about the family. I mean,

that is a big part of it. But like, I'm saying our family. Yeah, but like, you know. Yeah, I don't. That is very nice. By the way, I love the trips. They're incredible.

It gives us a nice, even for me, it gives me a nice break because, like, you're editing a little bit, but not so much. Like, you're having a good time. At nights we have a fucking blast. But, like, if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. Virginia trip was low-key, one of my favorite ever.

And it wasn't just because of it was, Virginia was awesome. But it was because you kind of got an insight into, like, the world of Perez. And, like, where he worked, where he grew up, where his mountain house was. Like, it kind of gave you an understanding of, like, who he is. And, like, it made you respect it even more. And it's so cool. And that's when we decided that we had to do something in Canada because, A, you guys act like we're going of the opposite side of the moon

and it's only like a, you know, less than three hour direct flight to Vancouver from L.A. But also, too, it's just stunningly beautiful and it's where I grew up and I just, you know, I know you would enjoy it. You know, I actually had a bit plan. I was going to plan when we were in Canada like every little

thing I was going to be like, oh, Cutsi, they have that in Canada? Like, holy shit. Like for every single they're like, oh, they have chips in Canada? What the fuck? Let me just ask you something with the Tim Horton's thing? Yeah. Will Oh, when he was talking. Is it more of just like being like a home tradition type thing or will I be like this bagel's unbelievable?

It's more, it's just like a, it's like a better Dunkin' Donuts. It's not going to be the best bagel you ever had. It's not like a New York bagel like we had, but it's, it's nostalgic because it's like, it's better than Dunkin' Donuts by far. Yeah, I'm out on Dunkin right now. And like you will have, I would actually say if you're getting breakfast, like they have bagels and stuff, they're good, but like they have these breakfast wraps that are awesome. And I would talk in Tim Horton's.

Tim Horton's breakfast wrap. Oh, yeah, you were just in Whistler. Yeah. And I used to date someone who, I was going to Toronto all the time. And, dude, Tim Horton's, the sauce that they put on their breakfast sandwich is. Really? I don't know what it is. It's awesome.

But they need to bottle it and sell it here in America. It's fantastic. You're going to love Tim Hortons. Do you know, and they make an ice cap that will have you just. It shouldn't even be compared to Duncan. It's not even. It's leagues of us. And then what about Starbucks?

Different realm, different things? No, it's the same. It's all the same. Do you know why? Do you know why they call it Tim Horton? guy's name was Tim Horton. No, he was actually, yeah, he was a professional NHL hockey player who created a donut shop.

It's as Canadian as it gets. He was a really good hockey. No, he's got better. I can't believe you all put it seriously. I'm going to hold you to a higher standard. I thought that was one of the funnier ones. No, you have so much better than that. Yeah, I was not fair enough.

There's a few spots that I need to take you guys. You got it too. You look. Yeah, I did it. Yeah. The Chinese food is exceptional. Oh, yeah. We've heard.

The family barbecue day. The Poutine. Yeah. So when Whistler, too, by the way, when we go to Whistler, it's Crankworks that weekend. Fuck yet. So, like, it's, like, all, like, the mountain turns into, like, a downhill bike park. And so, like, all these guys from all over the country and from the states and stuff, they all go down there to, like, ride their bikes down the mountain.

And it's going to be packed in Whistler. There's going to be a ton of shit happening. We got to go to a couple bars, maybe. Like, it's going to be. That sounds miserable, that part. I'm honest with you. I'm going to be. Guys riding bikes?

Downhill. That's not going to be anywhere near us. I'm saying that the village and stuff will be bustling. You're going to be fun. And like the three times that we have are almost all twilights. I love the twilight. Like and the beautiful thing is, the beautiful thing is.

The bike's down there. No, the twilight. And by the way, Tickie can tell you it's light out till almost like 9, 930 at 9. It was the craziest thing. I was there recently and it was, it was, you could still see,

you could still be playing golf all the way up to like 9, 9. That's the dream, man. It was unbelievable. Twilight times, man. And it's just, I love it. Bob is going to, I thoroughly believe, is going to love it with how gorgeous the courses are being, like, nestled in the mountains and shit. It's going to be special. We haven't been anywhere since Virginia.

We went to New York, which doesn't count as like a trip because that was, like, pretty hectic and, like, crazy. It's been a long time. Well, we used to go always just to the same place. Virginia, the last one. We went to Scottsdale like 5,000 times. No, I'm saying. This has got to be the longest we've gone between. But we had an L.A. trip, basically, was the way it is.

That doesn't count. That doesn't count. It was a trip for press. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, no, going somewhere new. I like going new places. I will say, just from a Bobda's sports side of things, we had talked about it for a while, and now it's officially locked in, and it's going to come up on it fast because it's

literally next month. Rick Shield's Euro trip. Clap it up. It is locked in, ladies and gentlemen. Speaking of new places. Yeah, so August we are, let me tell you something, man. he is going to be a terrific host. It is going to be.

That content is going to be blast. And then something that Perez mentioned, which I think would be the funniest fucking thing, is he said the fish and chips challenge, like to do a challenge with Rick. On St. Andrews. Something with fish and chips or on St. Andrews. I only want it if we're playing it in reverse.

And to do the fish and chips with the codfather himself. The Godfather. Oh. I tell you, nobody. appreciates a good fish and chips. You know what the best part? There's a side that I always have with fish and chips. You got to get, and it's huge there and you guys

probably have no idea. Take it Mike. It's mushy peas. Oh, that sounds all. You thought bikers sounded terrible. I can't think. Mushy peas? That sounds like that.

You can actually mix it with gravy. It's actually awesome. Aren't the chips the side? Well, no, the fish and chips comes, but then you get a side of mushy peas with the two. It's a very British thing. For the record, the chips are fried. Right? Yes.

Shipped a prize. I think if we did, if we did a challenge, a fish and chip challenge on St. Andrews, we would polarize the entire, like, the golf world would stop on its axis. Like, there would be 50% of people that are like, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. And there'd be 50% of people that are like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. It would do stonkeys.

I don't think the UK is on board with us pulling as many shenanigans. I think it's the St. Andrews. Like, I don't think you can go to St. Andrews. Like, I'm here. I want to do it. And I would do it. But I just think it would be hilarious the reaction we would get to that.

I thought there'd be a lot of people that would be upset. They have the course open as a public park for people to walk on on the weekends. We'd be like Americans coming over making a mockery of something. It would be, I wouldn't. Let's fucking do it.

The bottom line is, if Rick said that we were okay to do it, then I would feel so comfortable. Yeah, if Rick gives the green light. But I don't think. I think if we even ask Rick, he'll cancel the trip. Yeah, yeah. It'll be the fish and chip.

Or we could do, like Bob said, it doesn't have to be in St. Andrews, by the way. We could do a Guinness Challenge. The Guinness Challenge would be great. By the way, that would be tough. That is really heavy beer. So another challenge we talked about doing, which I'm curious to see what the number would be. We talked about doing a pizza challenge, not on the Euro trip, but just in Canada doing a pizza challenge. The question would be, what's the number of slices?

Because honestly, I think nine slices we would tear through. I don't think. a whole pie himself. Nine slices. Well, nine holes, I'm saying. Oh, a slice of it. Oh, no. I think Rez does a whole pizza himself. I think it would be a combined like four pizzas. Between the three of you, it would be a number.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying? What do you think the number would be? Like five pizzas? Oh, that's a lot. I would say, actually, you know what? Rez does one himself on a normal day. I think it's got to be 40. No, 50's too much. I would say 30. Well, 30. 40 pizza chow. 40 pizza chow. 40 is five pizzas. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah. Yeah, no, that's actually spot on, I think. Perez can do a whole... 40 slices between... Oh, my goodness gracious. That's about 12, 13 slices a guy. That's a lot of slices, dude. Perez is going to have to come through.

But Perez does eight slices on a normal day by himself. Well, you know what's so key for that, even more so than even the hot dogs? The type of pizza that it is. Is it a football pizza? Is it more of a... If you're doing like a Joe's pizza, those are big pieces. Yeah, or like Vito's, same thing. Yeah, it's a big boy.

Now, what we'll do is to help, you ask for it well done. Because if you get, like, that doughy crust, it's hard to do. If they char that thing. That's a good point, actually. I didn't even think about it. And it's just got to be plain cheese, no toppings and shit. You know what I started doing? My dad did it when we were in Florida, and I never think to do it because you just want to give the pizza shop, the credit for them to do it their way.

But going in and ordering a pizza and asking for it well done, I think is a great play. Yeah, I've never done. it but I I you know what I mean you've never done it I've never asked for well-time it is the way to go I don't ask you would do it you would do something like that I do it I do it on like postmates or on DoorDash because they'll be out they offer that now yeah but I don't I don't ever go into a place and I ask for well-trial I don't want to also be the guy who I should I know I think the same thing I almost feel like if you're ordering a pizza at his place you got to eat it how they make it that's what I was

thinking but yeah you don't want to be the guy who's being obnoxious they might spit in your food it's not even that you're obnoxious it's just that that's how this pizza is meant to be made and you're going to hide how it's I agree but that's honestly that's like with the OG spots like if we went into John's bleaker when we went and said well done yeah yeah that's disrespectful yeah but these other places I don't see the difference between that and

a steak you want a steak well done you can get it that way you want it rare you can get it what's that place in Jupiter that place is not bad I feel like if you ask them they would do it uh vennies yeah that place is pretty yeah I actually got a better place in then their chicken seas or salos is pretty good there's a better place down the road but you're right about that that place is pretty good and I feel like they're very I saw Patrick Cantley in there a few months ago. Did you say hi?

No, I had nothing for him. Like, I would have liked to. You probably had nothing for you. Probably. You know what I mean? I didn't. I just thought, how slow did he order? Yeah.

Well, I guess I'll have to go to Jupiter to eat at this place. No, I'm just making a joke. Yeah, clearly I'm just struggling today. The jokes are just missing. These jokes are about as far as that passport at the moment. I'll tell you that much. Nowhere to be found. Bob's gotten both of them and he's acknowledged.

I've gotten both of them. I just, you set such a high bar when you throw this low shit into the dirt. I don't, I got my being at it. I'm not going to swing at it. I'm not going to swing at it. I got my bee stuff going today. What a shame. You had that coffee too early today.

Dude, I get the, I get the 2 p.m. coffee right now. It's the only thing I eat. So I started the intermittent fasting. Talk to us. I look good. I get, did Bob, did he put you up to say that by the way? I'm not. No, I'm being honest.

Every time he sees me goes, you lost weight. And 80% of time, I know for a fact, I haven't lost it. You really have a lot of it. Can I say something, by the way, as a fat person and I do this myself, when you are on a diet and somebody's like, oh, you look good, you reiterate that you don't look good because you want them to double down and tell you, no, you really look like you lost weight. That's exactly what's going on right now. You're right about it.

He really did lose weight here. But sometimes what I do is because, like, there's no better thing that gets you feeling better than saying you lost weight. Like in the beginning of a trip, when I see you to get you on a good, I'll be like, man, you lost weight. But that doesn't fly. Like, I know you're, it's full of shit. But it makes you feel a lot of people who would make them feel good.

So I try and get you in a good zone where, hey, you lost weight. So I do say it more than I have. Going down the shirt size is the best feeling in the world. So I started doing. I made that plunge from double XL to Excel now. I feel like a million bucks. Wow. I'm still fat, but I feel good.

Go ahead. So I started doing this. So I don't, I don't, I started intermittent fasting. So I'll eat from two to time. Starvation in your eyes. So the first thing I get. every day is coffee at 2 o'clock. I walk to Starbucks and I get coffee.

It makes me, for like the 30 minutes after I drink that coffee, I am firing on all cylinders. I'll start texting group chats I didn't know I was a part of. I'll just be like firing. Can I make a suggestion? Instead of going 2 to 10, you should go 12 to 8 because, and I'm... This is how they start fucking with you.

No, but listen. I've been doing it for a week. If it's working, that's fine, but I'm saying it's documented that if you don't eat right before, like what time do you go to bed? Now early, like 10. So that's what I'm saying is. is if you go to bed right after, like, if you eat a meal and you go to bed right after, it's documented, you don't digest it as well.

So, like, if you ate at eight and then you went to bed at 10, you're going to digest that meal so much better, and you can still have that eight-hour window. You could do your coffee at 12. Everybody's got a hack to losing weight. And I've been doing this for a week. Also, I don't end up eating through 10. I eat at 2, and then I eat at 6.

Okay, then you're fine. Then you're fine. By the way, you're saying you eat at 2. You drink a coffee. I drink a coffee at 2, and then I have, like, a salad at 6, and then I'm out. By the way, you need to have more than a salad. This guy just won't stop with the tips. No, but I'm saying.

The one thing that I did to tell and Bob will attest to this is I used to do one meal a day. And I do dinner. And you can have up to like 2,000 calories on that one meal a day because you're not eating anything else. So you can actually, you should be having a ton of protein. But cutsy. Having just a salad, you're going to feel a fucking star. If you eat less than 2,000 calories, you'll lose the weight faster. 100%.

That's what I'm trying to do. Yeah, but just, I don't give a fuck about that. You can treat yourself a little bit more than a solid. I don't care about the health aspects of it. I just want to look a little skinnier. Yeah, but you're doing great. You look good. That I don't want to hear.

No, but I mean it. It is, though. It is what you want to hear. No, not from this guy. He says it's me every trip. Well, to get you feeling good. Yeah, and I, it does. But I'm saying, I just know I.

Wake hard out if you're not. If somebody said it to me, even if I didn't, it would get, I'd fall. But I don't, but I'm saying just. I'm on a couple trips. Are you just saying the tricking over? I say it a lot. Just know that it doesn't. Yeah, that's tough.

Just know you're not tricking me as long. By the way, you know every time I watch a new video, somewhere in the comments, somebody says Perez has lost weight. Every time. Every time. It's, like, you'll look at me, he'd be like, that's absolutely not true. I know.

I know. Every time somebody says he lost me. Somebody says, every time in the comments, he'll be like, how am I losing weight? Dude, a lot of times it's like the shirt you're wearing. Yeah. That makes you look a little, a little. in your two.

Oh, I know. Do you do the, like, I do like with the fold. You do like the little overlap. So it kind of like mass or, because if you tuck straight in, the gut is hanging out. So I'm never. So you do like the tuck in and then you take it here and like you kind of like like, like loosening it up. Well, I, I am always untucked when I'm feeling. But the move that fact guy move, the pro fact guy move is to just pick your pants up a little higher.

Because then you don't, you know what I'm saying? Like then it looks like you go straight down as opposed to the little space where your pants normally are at. That's why I love even, I go with the untuck shirt now. Pop, you're skinny. You're skinny, you can do it. You used to be fat, but you're skinny now. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did.

But, but no, but even if you are fat, if you untuck it, it's not going to show nearly as much than if you tuck it. The best way to do it is you do the little side tuck. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I've never seen that. Is that what it's called? The French tuck. I just called the flat.

It's also called the fat guy. I thought it was called the fat fuck. I'm back He's back, baby Back No, wrong Yeah, the problem If you want to tuck it though

There's so many people That'll say like not respecting the game I get that But at the same time I feel out the course And if the course allows it You do it You know what I mean

Then you know what I don't know if you've been doing it lately But you were doing it for a while It's kind of a wild play Is Bob would wear his breezy hoodie With nothing underneath And that was beat with shorts and that's what he'd be wearing to the court. No polo nothing.

Dude, that's a fantastic thing. Yeah, yeah. By the way, I love that. The breezy hoodie, you, honestly God, you don't need a shirt. Breezygolf.com. Breezygolf.com. The things that don't get enough credit

is the sweatshirts are the most fire sweatshards in the game. You don't need a, you don't need a shirt. You wore that, that fours green one. It looked like Augusta for a while. That one, that one pops. Yeah. I do the same thing with the QZIP.

You don't need anything underneath those QZips either. You also started, you changed up your short game. I sure did. You've been making some respectable, fashionable, fashionable plays. Whoa. That's big. Well, what's a short play that he's doing now? He's wearing, and he's wearing more running style shorts.

They're a little. Lemon and Yardbird or bird dog. They look like golf shorts, and they work as golf shorts, and it's a perfect play. It's exactly. Your inseam is gone down, too. Yeah, they're going down to, like, you're wearing them at a, at a, seven inch. They're making good plays. Yeah, well, you know what I, the good thing about those shorts is they look,

You don't even need a belt, but they look like golf pants where they would never check you. They would never be like, you know, they look like. The seven inch seam, like the shorter shorts is actually better. But that's a skinny. I used to always wear like longer shorts and I'll be honest, like wearing like the shorter shorts. It feels better when that's. But the shorter ones, like once you get to like five and seven, that's a skinny guy play. Well, five is unheard of them.

No, I just ride your ball sack. I've gotten pretty fat and I still look better in the shorter shorts. Okay, fair enough. Maybe it's just immediate. I stick around. around eight, eight and a half. I think it depends on what your thighs are. Above the knee, it's got to be above, well, my thighs are everywhere, but above the knee.

And as long as there are a few inches above the knee, I think you're making a good play. Listen, man, all I know is I called this guy at 2.30 today, and he was half an hour into that coffee. And he sounded like he had an entire bottle of Adderall. He was gone. What is the coffee order? What are you getting, like a venty? No, it's a caramel cream cold brew that Bob showed me. I get the biggest one they got.

The pistachio coal brew that they had. Yes, but you can only. That was, I mean, you could only buy it in, like, one store in Los Angeles. But that was fire. So Bob once got me on one of the trips. Bob gets coffee a lot, so he once got me one of those. And with me, once I have it, I like it, I'll get every single time. So I'm never, that's all I get forever.

That I miss, I've missed in these trips. And with the L.A. trips, it's different. I missed, like, ordering everybody breakfast. The postmate orders that go, I love doing that. You're good to us. Yeah, and you're good to us. I love that stuff. I really do.

You know what you two have in common that I just realized, but I should have realized a long time ago? You guys, both, when you find something you like, you go down that alley in the rest of the way. You do. Bob finds a restaurant that he likes. He signed up for a way forever. Yeah, look what happened to Rios.

You're right about that. Have you always been like that? Yeah. I've been like that forever. I still remember the first time we ever went to Rios. I do, me and Jett. Yeah. And I saw it.

It was like, this place is pretty close to go there. We sat in the back. It was after, it was after a golf. tournament. I don't remember which one we watched it at your house. Right. And then we went after, that was when you were at the Huxley and then we were blasted. We were hammered. We were drinking and

watching golf all day and then we're like, let's keep the party going. And we went to that back area. We had that real Italian order, that server. Who looked like you were like, terrific. Yeah, I don't know what happened to that guy. He was so good. I see him. He doesn't work as many shit. And we sat in that back alley and it was a Sunday, so we did the

Sunday gravy. Yeah, we do. Yeah. That's exactly. We never did it ever since. And I remember as each course came, I couldn't believe how good it was. And Bob loved that he was so close. He was like a stone's throw away. He's like, this is my spot. And that's what I'll never forget that that was the first time we went there.

And it was great. And the fact that Jack came too was. I will say, though, part of what the only bad thing I would say about Rayos, I think you would maybe agree with this, is we used to go check out so many different restaurants. Yeah. So many in the repertoire. and it was fun doing that. I will say, and I'm to blame for it.

The Rios' addiction has caused it to where it's almost Rios every single time. It was always fun exploring the different restaurant. We used to go to, like, we'd go to Vietnamese restaurants. We went to night market. We'd go to, like, Bob would just be like, let's go somewhere. And then we used to always go to, like, lounges and go for drinks. We'd go to, like, E.P. and LP. Or we'd go different places.

That shit's gone. That shit's gone. And it's good to leave it in the past. That's a good story. I'm saying, like, we used to go to a nice guy. Like, we used to go to a place. I mean, well, you know what needs to come back in the rotation is Dan Tannas. I agree.

I have never been there. When I was in New York, you guys would post there all the time. And when I was moving LA, I was like, I'm going to see all these fucking places. I never went there. It's the best chicken barn. And you guys used to go too long. There were a few places you guys always used to post about. It was Dan Tanas.

Roso Blue, Bob and I used to go to all the time. Grill on the Alley. Grill on the Alley, which was the first place we went for Grill on the Alley. I don't know. We sat at the bar grill in the alley. We did. You took me. But Reaos, the thing about Reaos,

I've never had a bad experience at Reaos, and not only that, I've had the best experiences of Reos. That's what, like, special stuff happens. There's a place that we went with Bob. What was it last week or two weeks ago? And to me, it's the best Italian city, is Georgia Ebaldi. This place is so good.

So, I mean, it just depends. The thing is with Reos, it's, they're very good to you. They give you, like, a table. they recognize Bob likes when you walk in, the hostess knows who you are, the manager comes by and says hello, like Bob could go to a place and it could be like not even good.

If he had his picture up on the wall, he would probably go every fucking day. It's just like that feeling that he belongs and that he's like a regular that they like, yeah, where everybody knows you do. Yeah, but yeah, and you're right, but the atmosphere and the food is so good though that it really...

The food is great, but I'm saying I think an element to it is that they... Totally. And now, I mean, we're going to have to find a new place. If a deli named a sandwich after you, would you go there every day? Dude, that's like an all-time dream of, like, everybody. That's an episode of a career. And, you know, I think it might have happened already. I'm pretty sure I've seen a DM or two where there's a sandwich named after somebody.

Yeah, oh, people, people, yeah, that, for me would be, would be the dream. But if it was at a place, like, Rehouse or if it was at Vito's, like, next. What if, like, Fat Sal's named a sandwich after you? Would you just start going there? It would have to be. something that I really like that sales would have one of obnoxious it's like the fat fucking fuck

your mother sub it's crazy we used to go you remember we go there it's the most lace in the world it is so cold you walk in there it's like the your parents will never be proud of you piece of shit fucking roast beef sub and you're like

holy fucking shit like the most in your face fucking thing you will ever so back you're so bad back so bad We went there one time. It was a 90 degree day after golf. It was so cold in there.

Oh, yeah. It's like the Arctic. It's like an intimidating place. Is it a great bit? Is it a chain? Yeah. Oh, it is. Okay, because I've only been to that one.

But I went in there and I left and I was like, holy shit. What's a place in Venice that we always love? That's always closed every time we want to order it on the Sundays. Oh, the sandwich place? Oh, Bay Cities. Bay City. The best in the game. Bay Cities.

Yeah. What a treat. Is it as good as Goodfellas? It's a sandwich. It's sandwich. Well, Goodfellas hits the sandwiches. Me and Ticket. We ordered it every single day.

What if a deli said, we're going to name a sandwich after it's going to be the Robbie Burger. And it's going to be the Robbie Burger. That's what's going to be called. The only sandwich we got left is Whitefish. It's going to be a Whitefish sandwich sandwich. And you don't really have a joke. I love Whitefish. Oh, he wouldn't want it.

No, I love Whitefish. But it would have to be something that I really, really love. Like, for example, when I was in Jupiter, when Grant really wanted to take me to the sandwich place called Rinaldi's. I did a post about it. He walked into this place and they love him. And I was so jealous. They love, they threw a sandwich.

Yeah, no, that's why I go. Yeah. So Bob, what Tickett asked, who's actually an episode from Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm, they name a sandwich after him, but it's whitefish. So he tries to go in and change the ingredients of the sandwich because he's not, it's not sufficient for him that they didn't ask him what kind of sandwich he liked.

And then the guy's like, how obnoxious are you? I named a sandwich after you. Now you're trying to change it. So that was a bit. Well, but then it would be like if the sandwich you wanted was already named, like if the pastrami sandwich on rye was what you wanted, and it was already called the Justin Thomas, you'd have to go track it down and make him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Just switch sandwiches. By the way, did you guys at Wimbledon? Yeah. Oh my. Did you see this? You saw it. You saw it. You saw it.

They said, Ricky Father put a video and he's like, we're having a day out here. It's pretty cool. I think he actually said have a day. He said, we're going to have a day or something. Yeah, yeah. By the way,

at that. Justin Thomas put a carousel post up on Instagram with all these photos. And one is just him with his fricking Rolex. It looks like it's worth like a zillion dollars. And the suits they were wearing, they looked like, I mean, those guys are living life, man.

I, uh, they don't need a sandwich. Those are the kind of guys that are getting a sandwich they want. Yeah. That's right. They ain't getting whitefish dog. That's why whitefish had anyone left.

At, at that place, um, I had the Ricky Fowler. That was the name of the sandwich. Oh, really? Yeah, because it was all like the golfers, different sandwich. But to see him walk in and they loved him.

What do you mean they loved him? Did they just be like, yo, what's that? They were so excited to see him. Like, they took his sandwich and they threw it from behind the counter. There's a Grant sandwich? What is this? I knew he was in Seattle? I'm dead serious.

I'm dead shir. I'm dead shir. You only see it on Seahawks broadcast. Place doesn't exist outside of the Seahawks broadcast. I'm telling you. Whoa! It's on fire, folks. No, but you can't do it.

You limit the, you devalue the, you know, if you do it every single time. You've done it three times in an hour podcast. Fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah, you're right. They do only show that literally. And like somehow Kenny Maine is always there. By the way.

We could go to Seattle and see that and then drive over. Yeah, you got travel by ground. I land. Sir, I don't have a assort. Landers. I ain't prepared to travel. I have a license. I have a birth certificate, and that's it.

Tick, if you could pick a trip, okay? We get back from our Euro trip. We do all that. If you could pick a drip, where's your ideal trip, Bob DeSports? I know. Let him go. Let him go. Do you?

Yeah, I do. I would go. I'm a big fan of, like, the Wyoming, Montana, Nebraska. Nebraska. Even we floated around Michigan for a minute. I thought that'd be a lot of fun, too. But just the wide open spaces, we get a cabin somewhere. It's going to be like QZip weather.

it's a little chilly. Play a lot of nighttime golf. I thought you were going to say Charleston, like Kiowa. No, that would be sick too. I mean, trust me. But, man, I really want to get to Montana, wide open skies. It's just the boys. Paines Valley.

Oh, yeah, that'd be sick. I was so disappointed when we were initially going to do the good, good thing with them. And initially it was supposed to be Paines Valley. I was so excited. And they're like, oh, we're doing Palm Springs. I'm like, all right. I mean, I think because we played it. We bend to Palm Springs and it's like raiding our back door.

It wasn't as exciting. Like going out there. Like you said it would have been like you're in these cabins and it's overlooking like waterfalls and cliffs. Like you know what I'm kind of done with? It's not just got to be done because that's, that's what they're like the L.A. trips. Like when Perez comes out to L.A., we got to be done with those. Those are convenient sometimes.

Yeah. But I don't, I don't enjoy those. I like when we go and we got to stay at an Airbnb. You know where we got to go. What we should do next time is Perez comes. We go to like Northern California. You know where we got to go. Purcell Farms.

If you are on Instagram, you need to visit it at some point in your life. So we have to go to Purcell Farms. It also looks like a... Bob's been there, no? Yeah. When they did that T-Box classic video, it was the first time that I had seen where a bunch of influencers got together

and they did that Perceal Farms and they let us run wild. It was neat to see, like, people grab other people for videos and they let you just run wild. And it's kind of in the middle of nowhere to where, like, it kind of makes it cool. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. it's like you feel like you're off, like you're not in society.

Yeah. I know Bob's ideal spot. Hawaii. Yeah. I'm dying. You better save up a lot of budget to go down there, man. That ain't cheap. I am dying.

You think it'd be more expensive than doing a trip at Pebble? Yeah. Be on par. Be around on par. The travel to get there is not cheap. You got to normally fly red eye. And then the hotels, like unless you stay, day somewhere, but like everything there

is so expensive. The golf, I mean, I think we could get comp golf, hopefully. There are days of Pebble, though, that looks, not that I wouldn't want to go, but there are days of Pebble where it's so windy. And like, I even watch Good Goods Major that they put out, it was so incredibly windy that you just It was beautiful, though. It'd be brutal to... Yeah, but just

the conditions are. Imagine you got out there and it's like overcast and raining. I'd be pissed. It would be brutal a film there. I also, for me, Peeble is not necessarily for a trip, but that's the one place I want to play golf. Like, that's the one place that I'm like, if we If you could play golf anywhere, I think it would be Pebble. Yeah, just not for the boys' trip.

Right, exactly. It would be a lot. I agree. I agree. I think you got to do like a cabin situation. I know. You know what would be the best, what's one of the best setups that we have? And you do really need to, especially if you're there for a while, you got to go to the place with different courses.

The way the quail Lodge, how good they are to us, it is such a fun. That really is. It was amazing when we went the last time, but it was such a tease because we drove by Pebble, and we were, there and we just kept driving. Yeah. It was like, it was just such, such a tease, man. I think Quail Lodge, and we went over this, besides Virginia, and obviously

you can't compete with Virginia, because it was like Perez's Town and he like hooked everything up. Quail Lodge was the best trip we've done in the sense that it felt like we owned the place. Like, they took such good care of us. We stayed right there. They were like, you just take a golf court to the course. There weren't many people on the course. It's beautiful.

We have good memories of quail, so it's like, that's just like the best Quail's like a special spot. It really is. It really is. That's, there's some places throughout the Bob Dos Sports journey that are goaded. Like even when I got all the flags, it's out there, the flags. Each spot has something special to it.

Like Genesis, where it all started. Whistling Straits, first ever Bob Dos Sports trip. Masters, Reed took me to the Masters. Shout out, Reed, doing things, media, doing things. Waste management was special. And then Shadow Creek, of course, Caddy Dre. Yeah. Caddy Drake came through from the big.

Now you just got to put up a lynx of Victoria flag. If they had a flag? Yeah, it's probably like, it's probably not even a flag. It's probably a piece of paper. It's a white flag. It's a brick. Yeah, it's a brick. Just take it out in the middle of the fairway and we'll be on our way.

All right, boys. Anything else you boys want to touch on? We covered a lot here today. Ticket, anything that we missed that you want to touch on? I wonder to one thing. When it comes to this Tahoe trip, were you ever inquired about being the caddy again? He's taken his, I think, his brother or his dad. Oh, boy, wait, wait, what's that?

He was asking for Tahoe if I was going to be, like, if it was an opportunity to caddy again, I said, I think he's taken, it's either his dad or his brother. So I think it's like, I think the first time that we went, it was with Corona. So, like, it was, we were both, we were both sponsored by Corona. So it made sense. Either that or I just did such an terrible job, caddying for him. But we had, we had a, which could be possible, but we did have a blast. It was tough today.

Today, I reached out, I'm going to say this, I did DM Holmes, and he said, are you cadding again? It was tough to say that I wasn't. It was tough. Now, Pat, I'm not. Do you need one? Yeah, I almost said, yeah, yeah, you know. I was a bad this week.

Almost a disrespectful thing to ask you if he's not planning on asking you to be his caddy. No, I think he asked me that because we were paired with him last time, and we had so much fun. He just said, are you cadding for Josh again, like thinking that maybe we'd be paired up? And I was like, yeah. Who was his caddy last year? I don't remember. member, to be honest.

That was a whirlwind... Josh's brother. I do remember... He got the call? Actually, Travis is... Caddy. I talked to him still. The name's Patrick is a great guy.

But that was maybe one of the most fun times I've ever had on a golf course where I wasn't playing, just witnessing the debauchery and, like, being there. I really wish that you guys had been there to see how unbelievable it was. Cudsey, when I saw you on...

It was Saturday. When I saw you on NBC... That was... Wild. Taking shots. Like, not taking, like, basketball shots off, like, the 17th green, like, into the ocean. With, like, Mahomes and Kelsey and, like. That was wild. Josh, I was just handing them footballs.

He was tossed. It was, and they were, and obviously, like, nobody, they didn't say anything about it, but I'm sitting there like, I'm like, that's Joey Colecuts. And it was like, it was so funny. One of the coolest moments ever, and you guys weren't there witness, which sucks. But there was like, there was like, we weren't there. I saw it on TV, though. I asked Bob to come.

but there was there was like a group of like diehard like Bob does sports fans like raid on the side and they started screaming Joey Coke like and I'm like this is ridiculous it was like it was like not real life See right though seeing that was the funniest fucking thing There just seems to be so many people out there

That I think it'll be so much fun This is a trip that we did We didn't even have a Bob de Sports obligation Or anything we just wanted to go We got the whole gang coming and Look I'm not making it any promises who knows, but I do think we could pull somebody on the podcast, but how many people are there?

There's got to be somebody that we can snag. I would agree. Are we bringing the pot equipment? Oh, yeah. We're just going to yell. Okay, he goes, In a vacation if I'm taking that suitcase. Yeah, that was such a great line. That was good.

It was such a great line. I do, I can imagine, though, it does talk to get taken that, that pelican, all of that stuff that he's got to take over. That's a grind. Yeah. All right. All right. All eyes on.

Tahoe, Canada, Jets Passport. By the way. Then UK. I mean... I do want people to comment in about how to go about that. Yeah, I really... If there's a, like, a way, like a hack... Somebody sent me a DM and he said that he was like, you can... I work for like something and you can do it through the embassy or through the console or whatever.

Never hit me back. So... Well, please hit them back. Besides that, and not to change your subject, I have a TV show for you specifically that I want For me? Yeah, for you. And Ticket definitely knows it. No, but it's right up your alley.

You would love it. It's called The Bear. I don't know if you've heard of it. Oh, yeah. Have you heard of it? Yeah. It is, listen, I hate TV shows. I can't.

I don't have the brain power. Like, I can't watch it. I can't binge anything. What is it? It's like a comedy? It's a drama. Dramedy. So it's like, it's about this guy, this chef.

And I'm sure. It's very popular now. Did you hear that whistle? It's super popular now. And I think you would love it. Okay. It's about a chef. What on, like Netflix?

It's on Hulu. It's on FX and Hulu. I have both. It's about a chef working at like the number one. I have every streaming site known to man. I have got Amazon, Hulu, Netflix, Prime. It's a problem. So you should have crossed this one.

It's about. Oh, I got HBO Max, which is now just called Max. You have Peacock, which is now called P. I don't have that now, but I did at one point, I did subscribe for like the 30-day free trial just to get like there's some stuff that they add on this show you would it's it's chaos it's it's about this chef who is at he's the number one chef in the country probably at a michelin star restaurant and he um ends up what's his name what is bobby flea no it's the guy from his name is is shame it's not a it's not a real it's it's it's acted oh it's a guy who in shameless he plays

limp gallagher and shameless he he's the number one chef in america i will watch it and he goes home to take over his brother's restaurant it's like a sandwich shop and he's it's it's It's unbelievable. You know what I really want to do, what I love watching now is I'll just YouTube. Prez got me into it last time he was here. Action Bronson just going around New York City trying the different. Yeah, that's not bad. Have you watched that?

In New York. He could be a bit of nauseous. I used to watch those a lot. Oh, Action Bronson. Is that the big rapper guy? Yeah. He's good. I liked it, but it gets to be a bit much after a certain amount of episodes.

He's doing food, right? You know when he did it with Big Body Best? That was his sick. I've been watching Ted Lassau. Yeah, I'm just sick of the, everyone's got a food bit now. Do you know? Everyone's got a thing with you. What do you mean?

Yeah. Everyone's got a food show. Have you seen this guy, Stanley Tucci, go to Italy? That guy's amazing. He's great, but he's just too involved with the food. I think he's about to fuck the food at some point. Like, I'm just sick of everybody who's an actor, everyone who's a rapper. We're all doing a food.

Do you know Maddie Matheson? You're lying. Do you? Okay, no, I thought you're, he's an actor in this show. The mayor, but he doesn't play a chef. He's the only guy on the show who's, he just plays some sort of like, just like neighborhood, like guy. You know what I want to see to you is that that quarterback's show that's coming out soon.

That should look out of good. Oh, you think it looks brutal? You think it looks brutal? Here's the problem. And no offense, they picked Kirk Cousins. Like, like, they also pick Patrick Mahomes. Right, and they pick Marcus. When it starts, that trade.

and ticket sent to me. I think Cousins is in his room. I do too. I think he's going to be hysterical. He's in his room, his son's room, reading a bedtime story. Why are you not a lot? I hit the quarterback. It's like, what?

Come on. I agree with Joe. No, yeah, tickets sent that too. It was tough. It was like, what are we doing, man? Who else is in it? Mariota. Yeah, that's bizarre.

That's tough. Yeah, I mean, my homes will be very cool. It'll all be cool. I just thought it was a little, um. They did, your boy. Yeah. Jelen Hertz. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Season two. Or Aaron Rodgers. By the Jets are going to be a powerhouse. No, they won't. No, they won't. They're going to be really good. I think the Jets are going to be good. They're going to be great.

I truly am much of saying it, just being a jet man. This is his bit. Everybody is a bit. Bob says every year, the Jets are going to be the worst team. And they are. They are. And last year they weren't either. They weren't.

By the way, low-key football season is like two months away. Oh, yeah. Wait. Yeah, but the Jets, though, that's like you're like, You look like you've lost weight, and he's only going to say no. Yeah, it's Bob's bit. Every year he talks about all bit, bad they are. No, really?

They're going to make the playoffs. No, I legitimately, you're right. I do do that all the time, but it is because they stink. But at the same time. You beat my team last year? I would say this. I think they will absolutely find a way to fuck it up. They will make the playoffs.

I think they will be very, very disappointing. I think they'll make the players. I think they'll be very disappointing. really do. The Jets are one of those teams. They got that poison attached to them where when you hear the word Jets, you just think, God awful. That's how it works. Kind of like the Mets. Yeah, like the Mets. There's a bunch of teams like that.

Like the Browns are like that. Yeah. Even if they're good, you just assume they're- Cincinnati Reds. Yeah, they're pretty good though. Now they're just stealing home every night. That's what the Jets are going to be. I hope so.

I don't know. Do you think Aaron Rogers still has the sauce? I think I think the defense is so good. The defense is so good that Aaron is not, not, well, I'm not even gone to the offense yet. I think the defense is so good that they are not going to need to score that many points. And then I think that Aaron Rogers is going to have a great running game. If that breezy hall guy comes back, who's really good, they've got Michael Carter Jr. And they got like some pieces.

And then you look, they had the rookie of the year offensively who was Garrett Wilson and is unreal. And then you add in some of these pieces, I think Rogers is going to have some fun there. Are you going to be low-key rooting for him? I will root for him. In the back of your mind? I mean, because he's in the AFC. I mean, it's not like he's in my division. The only time I've, like, there's been an ex-packer that I did not root for was when

Brett Farr went to the Vikings. You know what? And I was cheering vehemently against him every single game. But when he went to the Jets, I flew to New York. I bought it. The only non-Packers jersey I've ever owned, I bought a green Brett Favre Jets jersey, and I went to the game and I watched them stomped the shit out of the Rams. You know what I want to, um,

Damn. Yeah, I supported him until he went to the Vikings, then he could go screw himself. A bet that I saw that I want to just pound is the bills to make the playoffs is only at, when I saw it was only at minus 200. I want to, I mean, minus 200. Now, I know that division is going to be a tough. I know.

I mean, I feel like that's a steal. Yeah, that's, that's, and you know the guy at the helm. So that. Yeah, the bills should be, should be going all the way this year. I hope so, man. How special would that be? Yeah, but it's just hard with Mahomes and Burrow. It's so tough, man.

It's easier for the NFC. All right, boys. I think we bow to cover that. That's over an hour podcast. Clap it up, boys. Clop it up, clap it up, clap it up. The big ticket with his podcast debut. A lot to be excited about, a lot on the way.

Like, comments, subscribe. Ladies and gentlemen, that's been another edition, the Bob does sports podcast. We'll see you next week.