Bob Does Sports Podcast - Our Best Bob Does Sports Trip Yet?

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

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Thank you, gentlemen, welcome back to another... Joe, no, no, no, no. All right, we're in the Bob does sports. We're... Joe, we're starting. Wait, what? We're not even talking about, okay, guys. Let's go. Fire it off.

Can't try to get it. No, no, no, no. All right, we're in the Bob does sports podcast. Geez, come on, guys. Let's get a little energy in here. With the love of God. Was that a Jim's an impression? That was pretty good.

No. No, who's J-Bob? Me. J-Bon, you got a mic? You can defend your stuff. So, there we go. There's a good intro.

That means it was a good impression. Dude, there was an episode a few days ago where Joe was like banging him and FP was like, you're going to let him take that? And he's like, yeah. You'll just, which episode? When did I bang him?

It was the one that just came out. Oh, the condom on the. Oh, the new cat. Oh, really? Yeah. You were saying something to him on the green on like 15. And then FP was just like, you got to get back at him.

He was like, it's, fine. It's good for content. He just wears it, man. Now, Jay Bone's been great lately. That was a funny, that episode. Because he just wears it. No, I'm just saying he's actually had some funny liners. He has been funny. He got FP real good the other day, which was

made my trip. Came out of nowhere and he just bodybagged. I think we're all, like, if any one of us would have said it, it would have been funny, but the fact that it came to Jaybo, everybody was so surprised, but he was just like, what? Everyone looked around like an absolutely shock. You're really coming to your own, J-Bone. I'm trying. I mean, it's been two years now,

so I think if it's any longer. It has been. It's been a minute. Yeah. It takes me a lot to open up, but I mean, two years, any longer, it's, might be, might be concerning. You told me why you, you hit him with that at the airport. You want to, you, I mean, you said it to me when I, when we were at Royal New Kent, you asked me how I lost the weight, and I said, counting calories and you hit me with it. Oh, counting calories and not eating are two different things. I'm not counting calories.

I'm counting meals, one. No, I know, but that's just why I hit you back with it. It's one. You hear you back with a dose of your own medicine. I thought counting, well, I don't remember that, but I believe that I said that. I don't know what I said, but I bet I said it. It's on camera.

Good for you. All right. So still in Utah, this is going to be one of our, probably our longest trips in one location. You know who's not here Binyanii He couldn't wait He was gone before he arrived

We said on the last podcast He said to me before the trip He's like Yeah He was here for three days Correct That's when he's at his worst When he's the night before

Like a trip he'll call me and be like I think I'm done with the show Like why are we even going here? Like we need videos It sucks to be awful But this one he was excited about And I realized, I was like, oh, that motherfucker's here for like a day. And by the way, out of the three days he was here, I think one for sure of the days he didn't have to film.

He just, he was golfing. And another day was another day was only nine. So like, yeah, he kind of. He had a big smile on his face. He heard of ear the whole trip. And the day he left, he dumped all the equipment on me with a big old. He's like, here you go. And then he just high-tailed it with George Bryan to the airport.

What I've noticed is, Wesley Brian's probably the best golfer. I know we've played with everybody. The best putter I have ever seen in my life, he was unbelievable. Homo was good. Homa the first time. Homo made everybody look at. Yeah. Homa was really good. It's just seeing it and knowing, I mean, this isn't a shot at Wesley, but he's probably on the bottom tier of pros.

He would probably tell you that to see how good he is and just know how good these guys are. To me was unbelievable. I think anytime you get a guy who's playing with confidence, which he seemed to be playing with, it's just like they're not even surprised. Like he was birdying hole after hole after hole making puts. And he was casually doing it too, like just was like flying under the radar shooting like eight under. I mean, it was impressive to watch his ball striking. And on the other side, George, I mean, he didn't play nearly as good as Wesley because Wesley was he was like outerworldly.

But his ability is fucking unbelievable too. some of the shots he makes, like these flop shots and different, like, his action is insane. And like watching them drive the ball, it's after we're putting the ball all over God's known creation. It's, it's so fun to watch George, for example, hit a ball on a rope every single time. It's amazing. Good players. Grant's good, too. Yeah.

He was on fire. He was great. Yeah, really, really good. It's crazy. He just, oh, my God. Yeah. So it was. It was a lot of fun.

Also, too, with Wesley's mindset, you could tell. He's got this, like, great mindset for it where he doesn't care. Like, he's not rattled by anything. He's not, like, it really is. It's really, really interesting to see. I have a question. Do you guys feel that when you play, I'm interested in NFPs take on this, and yours too, Bob, do you feel that when you, like, play around with, like, better golfers?

Like, if you go in a, like, foursome, and it was, like, Wesley Grant, George and you, right? Do you feel like that being with that caliber level of players kind of makes you play? play better because you have to force yourself to like hit better shots rather than if you play with guys who are not good, then you just kind of aren't taking it as seriously. Because I feel like when you play with better golfers, it magnifies just how much worse you are and it makes you want to play better. But I don't know if that actually translates or not. Well, I think that I think that you might take away some things from good players as far as different shots or ways to play the hole that may help.

I don't feel like necessarily like a duty to play better because I'm with better golfers or with worse golfers. It's, you know, it doesn't work the other way. I don't feel like I now need to play worse because I'm playing with worse golfers. I also don't think necessarily that like if all it came down to was just feeling like you need to play better harder, then you should just do that all the time, right? So like, yeah. I don't think, I don't think even, I would say the majority of great.

golfers don't really care what the other people are doing or don't care that you're not good. They just want you to play fast. And, you know, they love golf. Like, a good player wants to talk golf. So talk about what they're thinking, talk about how they play shots, you know, what am I doing a little wrong? You can learn a lot from playing with great golfers, but I don't necessarily know if it, like, one to one in that round of golf makes you a better player.

But you're a good golfer. I feel like someone like me who's kind of glaringly not in that same category, it makes it's so much more obvious if I'm like hacking away at a hole and they're just waiting for me. Dude, I was a charity case out there. Like, I would hit a good shot and like you'd hear him, I'm like, oh, nice, Bob. It's just like a total charity case. But the one round, you played really well, the one way on, you know, for the nine holes. Yeah.

You had that good shot. Yeah. Oh, right. Hey now. There's one moment where Bobbie. We haven't bit that. It's not even a bit. It's the contact.

It's like, whoa. Yeah, if I had a good shot, especially out of a bunker, you'll hear Stu be so surprised. It's like an excited surprise. He goes, oh. There was a moment when Bob and I, we did a video with them, alternate shot. You were with Wesley and I was with George. And Bob was struggling a little bit. And there was one moment he hit like a really, he had a very solid shot from like about 170-ish, I want to say, like onto the green.

They embraced and started acting. like he just hit a hole out. Well, the embarrassing part about it was we went nuts. Like, I hadn't hit a good shot. I hit this one shot where we really needed it. And even once he said, he's like, it's like, I thought it was like five, ten feet from the pin. It was like 40 feet from the pin.

We're like dancing on the fairway. That's the one that kind of like spun back a little bit. No, you weren't there for it. This is the alternate shot. Oh, that we played. Oh, that's tough. Yeah, it was like this little drawl in. It looks perfect.

But he had, it was like a good moment for him because he needed something bad. And they were like, it was a moment in the match where it was like they needed a shot out of him and he delivered. But it was like, it was a very good shot. But it wasn't to the degree that they were acting like he had left. Yeah, it was embarrassing. My missus were Shanks.

And I almost killed FP in a video that now is. Like, I saw it today that video has three million pieces. You know, that video went everywhere. It literally. I'm getting blamed too. Almost. Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're like, where I was standing.

I was like, look, this isn't a break in a 200-yard shot. It was a 70-yard. I was quite impressed. You didn't really I don't think at the time By the time It really registered it was by me And then what am I going to jump up?

You saw me though, bro? I would have I would have I'm a jumpy little bit But I don't think honestly I don't think you would have had time to react No It was so close in proximity That it would have hit you before you could have really moved Now what's not documented

Maybe I wanted it to hit me Secondly He goes out and blaze of glory Due to a Bobby Fairway shank by the way though like he played great this week he's unbelievable to watch it's crazy that he's not like based on what we just saw he's not like the greatest tour player out there wesley brian but he is and i got this a little bit on a previous trip we had he is one of the funnier people i have ever met dude i want to go on vacation with this yeah i want to spend a lot more time with him he is he said one thing to you i don't know if we want to give it away because it's in one of our episodes about how you built the business it's a great quote if you want to me. I didn't hear that. He turned to me.

And it was like when I was really going through it, just playing so bad. And he turned to me and we're like driving down the fairway. He turns to me. He goes, is it like hard to build this big business around something that you're just so bad at? He like buttered you up. He said very nice things and complimented you and how you've come. And it was like, isn't it hard? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He was so bad. Oh, my God. My car came with him. We had such, I'm excited for that to come out. We had so much fun in the car because he really, he, like, I feel like he just deals with

so much serious golf that he really enjoys, especially coming on our channel, I think. It just gives him, like, the platform to really just not care because we're so golf second that I really think he enjoys it. But you're right. He is really, really funny. He had me going numerous times. And the funny thing, too, is like. The other thing about it is you don't have to instigate at all.

When George and Wesley start having had each other, it is the funniest thing I've ever. Wesley lives rent-free in George's head. He does. He knows how to get him. It'll be one thing. He might as well be a roommate up there. But there were a couple times where George just kept needleing Wes, and you could tell it was starting to get to him a little bit.

Like if you needle him enough, he'll, and then he just hits a perfect 310 drive down the fucking center. I just think it's funny, like what they make fun of each other, it'll be like, oh, look at that little smacker drawl or something like that. He's like, Wesley, you're just going to flail one out there. It's like $2.90. Like, they make fun of each other shots, but yeah, Wesley will say one thing, and then George can't get it out of it.

He can't let it go. And he was really doing it. We played, I'm not going to give anything up. We play $100,000 skins match. What's like, that's a lot of money on the line. So it had this different vibe where it was tense. It's like a lot of money. And then when you have the carryover,

five, you know, to $10,000. It gets, that's going to be an unbelievable episode. But yeah, I just, I think he's so funny. And there's an episode we have with them where it's going to be coming out where it's Bob Does Sports versus Grant Wesley George. They're in Alt Shot. We're in a three-man scramble. The first five holes of that video is comedy.

It is the funniest. It was early morning, too. So it was surprising. It was like a 7 a M.D time. I didn't know sometimes like where. everyone's going to be at that time, but everybody just was kind of like on a funny, little edgy, goofy mood. And it just kind of, it just was, it was goofing. We were out there. We were good. We were good. Genuine ostrich. Yeah. I do. And dude, I don't know if,

if it's the influence of Phil now, but even Grant is funny. Oh, yeah. Steve. Talks a little, talks a little less sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody bangs somebody just at the smile on their face. Quite like Grant Horvad, too. You take a lot of unwarned. and shots. Oh, I was taking them left, right and center. Yeah. That's what it's all about. Yeah, yeah.

Look, I can wear it. I like it. I think if you're not taking shots, you're not close with that person. It's a good point. Grand can bang me. Yeah, so I think we would do a trip with them any time. Yeah. That was so much fun.

I like them and then the spitting chicklets guys too. Yeah, for sure. And then obviously we had talked about it, but we never did it, but doing a trip with. like Josh and those guys. We discussed about doing that. Yeah, remember they said that we were going to do like a series

and we tried to go to Dominican and play like a couple rounds, but... It's funny, we went to the Dominican once and now everyone we collab with. We're like, we should get out there to the Dominican. Yeah, yeah. We should like, said that to the Spit and Chickles guys

too. We're like, have you guys been to the Dominican? I miss the Dominican. It was great. That place was awesome. Yeah. The courses were gorgeous, like the accommodations we had.

I mean, we did it right too, I think. Optusport has taken me places that I never thought that I would go. Ever. Jensen and left Orlando. Jensen's a world traveler now. Now Jensen's all over the globe, baby. Yeah, I mean, I know a little bit, but not much. He went to Gainesville once.

Yeah. And upstate New York where his parents' family lives. Try to turn it off and turn it back on. Blowing. Yeah, blowing it like an N64, man. Yeah. I told Grant, though, I told Grant, though, I told Grant. at one point we were in the cart one of the first days and he's like so so jensen he's from orlando i'm like

yeah and i was telling him that he had never pretty much for most of his life had never really left orlando and grant just could not get over it like for the next like hour he kept going up to jaybone and just asking him questions the whole time i think if you get grant the second you get grant off a golf course he's funny dude like not to say he's not funny on the course but like he turns into like this different guy he he's so like uh It's like he needs oxygen. Like he just gets like... It's like a fish out of water.

Yeah, he really is. It's like he changes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Every time I look at him, it's like he's out of breath and he's like laughing about it. Yeah. He's a goofy goober, dude. You got that bit now that like when he's, when he's Grant on these videos that you see him and he's playing the way he's playing, that's Grant.

Yeah. When he's getting goofy. He's Steve. That's Stevie. Yeah. That's Stevie Horvette there. Steve. When we went to drop our laundry off and he opened the door.

door and he didn't have a shirt on. He's like, what's up, guys? And we were like, yo, that's Steve. Steve. I was like, yo, that's Steve. Yeah. That's great. But a lot of fun. And then quickly, Breezy opens F.P.'s home state to Virginia. Me to Jersey. A lot to be excited about. Yeah. I mean, it's, we sold out in nine minutes, which was, which seemed incredibly impressive until we went to, we dropped New Jersey. home state and sold out in four minutes. Yeah.

Which is crazy. I don't have the site even handled that. But yeah, I'm stoked to, you know, my dad will be there. Some buddies, it's tough. It's a member guest weekend that I normally play in that I play every year. I have for 10 years. So a lot of my good, close friends aren't going to be there just because they're doing that.

But it's going to be cool just to, Richmond's going to show out. Kevin Stuby or a drink? Yeah, of course. Could you imagine the only one? He's been to every single one. a one. He missed the first. He's missed one. I put him, yeah, I didn't put him. He put himself on a one, one, one, but if he hadn't, I would have. No, that was the New York one. No, he was in Colorado. It was after, it was after, New York. He didn't do, maybe what,

the self-imposed was Colorado. He didn't come to Colorado. He did Arizona. Yes, no, he did. No, he didn't. No, he didn't do Colorado. He did Arizona. I don't remember him in Colorado. I don't think he did Colorado. That was the one after New York. I think so. He did Colorado. He did Colorado. He did Colorado. He did? Yeah, 100% 100% 100% Well, what one would he have missed?

Which ones did we do last year? We did Colorado Colorado Oh Tennessee, Nashville? Yes, Tennessee Probably was there He was in Nashville

I feel like he's been at everyone He was 100% at Colorado Yeah? Nashville maybe He must not have been in Nashville then That would have been the one maybe I think it was Nashville I remember talking to

Yeah, maybe he was I do remember I bet my life on He was at that table afterwards When we were seeing Of that high top He was talking about

Yeah. Dude, he'll just send me. He'll just send it to me and FP. He'll be like my dad with the legal pad. Like, you'll randomly just get Kevin Stuby will just send me just like his 100 top favorite courses. It's incredible. On a legal pad. He was a Colorado because he's one of his buddies that he brought. Yes.

Passed out drunk at the ceremony. That's correct. Stuby's got some bodies. Oh, yeah. Stuby is one of those buddies. He's one of those buddies. He's a boy. He's a boy.

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He told me he'll just sit. It's like the earlier tea time he has, the longer he'll be there. He's going to leave at 8 p.m. So it's like, if I play at 1, I'm only there for 7 hours. Yeah. But if I play at 8 a.m. He told me once he's like,

he's a gal just hang out. out in the clubhouse, I'm like, what about when your friends go home? He's like, there's guys finishing up after. We'll, we'll chum it up. I'll have some beers. Yeah. That's what happens. He goes in with his buddies. His buddies drink for a reasonable amount of time, then they go home.

But then the new crop of people finish up, and he just goes over to them, and then they drink for a reasonable time. They go home. New crop comes in. He just hops these foursons. And it's like, yeah, they're all drinking like you because they're only drinking in their slops. I was going to go six slots, dude.

I was going to go home, but the 220's finishing up any moment now. I want to catch him on the way out. And then he'll go home and pour. There's just the tallest, stiffest vodka drink you've ever seen. He's got those harvest tumblers that are like, this big. He's like, only had one drink when I got back home.

It's like, dude, it's a, it's a super big gulp. There's six drinks in there. F.P. He's sent me a picture one time where he's in a recliner. He's got this fat cocktail next to him, and he's in a buffalo saber's hockey. Yes, I remember that. It was like a hockey.

hoodie. It was like a jersey hoodie. And he's fucking knocked down. Dude, that recliner gets more action than that badge. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he gets up at some point and then he goes into the bedroom. This is great. I think I said something like, like three emails sent,

102 shots hit. Yeah, they, yeah. And then like eight, eight beers drank three quarters of a liquor drink left behind. It's just like his stats for the day. Dude, when I get old, though, I want to have my recliner. Like I think the dream

is to have like your recliner. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just bought a really good one. Did you? Did you? For the nursery, yeah. Oh, what kind of? So it's not like a lazy boy. Oh, it is. What are we talking about? It has, it has an automatic thing and you're just pressing the things automatic. It just reclines. You're just going down

and just coming up. And all of a sudden, you're just there. And you're just chilling, dude. It's awesome. That was the one thing I was like, of all the stuff at the nursery, pottery, Pard Barn kids just bent me over. But that was, The one thing that I was like, I'm getting the nicest one. One of the ones when you open up the flap, there's a little cooler in there?

No, there's no cooler. I don't, not that I know of it, at least, but I'm going to ask, what, like, what's something like that run you? Um, I think it was like a couple grand. 1,500 bucks. That's not bad. But it's a good chair. It's a good share.

And you know what? It's going to get a lot of use because if I have the baby in there, that's where I'm sitting. So I said to me, that was, I said, Nick, that's the one thing that I have. Do you got a TV in there for games that you can put on mute? No, not right now. I got him for his birthday a double

flat screen side to side just beautiful got taken down well I know but I need a nursery and yeah I mean if you're in there with the kid

on the lazy boy but you got five bets in you're on your phone yeah probably on the phone or a tablet or something do you think Nicole will not want you gambling around the kid I don't think she cares

I mean what is he gonna you know he'd probably be a luck charm to be honest He'll probably help me. Dude, he's going to be like eight years old, like hard pressed to two. It's for the crew. It's for the crew. That's my, like he's on a cruise ship.

Like, it's crazy. Let's press all the hard ways. The crew's always got to be taken care of. It's just for the crew. As if they're passing around. You take care of the crew, the crew will take care of you. It's true. Yeah.

It's true. They do want you to win. And by the way, Pop is seen there are sometimes where there's some controversial moments where they either didn't. pay you out or something missed. And if you, and if you've taken care of them, they will always air on your side. Like, when you're winning and you don't tip them, they, they treat you like shit. Yeah.

You, it's almost, you have to or else you get the cold. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it would be like if you were sitting at a dinner table and you didn't give your server a guy. But what happens is, is like, when, if there's a packed table and everyone's putting bets in in between roles and, and you haven't tipped the guy in a while, those, they'll sometimes not put your bed on. He's not going to look at you. Or your last preference. Correct. Remember the first time I went to Vegas with Joey D. I had never seen it.

I never knew what it was like. And we got there and we go, he liked to like Mr. DeMau, welcome back. Like they knew, we had like the platinum. They gave him like $500 to spend. We just throw it on red, lose it, goes to the table. And I couldn't get them off the table. I couldn't get them to leave the table.

Well, it was the first day in all honesty. Vibes are high. The first day in Vegas is like, that's the penultimate. the first day you go, the first night you get there, because that sets the tone for the rest of the trip. I saw you spiral out once too, dude. We did together.

We did together. Yeah, but I was watching by the end. It was when we were getting railed by the crap stable. It was like 2 a.m. After hairline? And you hit it, yeah, after hairline. And you hit a roulette table. And like, you never play roulette.

If you ever see me... You were just looking for a win. If you ever see me on a roulette table, I am down so bad. Is that so? It is as bad. Like, don't even come up and say hello to me because I am down so fucking bad because I will not play roulette's like a last resort. It's like, okay, it's time to go to bed. You know, Scott?

He hit me up pretty recently. It was like a few weeks ago. He's like, he's like, every time I see a story of Joe now, I just think about the day where he sent me packing at the casino where he got Scottie Blumsteen was forced to leave after him and Joe got into it at the crap stadium. Yeah, well, you know. you know, I will say, I love, I talk to him still regularly, he's a great guy, but devil's advocate, you can't be getting into somebody when you don't have a dollar on the table and someone else does. Like, that's just, that's just in my defense, like, and I know he was sticking up for you,

and that was the right thing to do, but like, you can't be getting into it with someone else on the table who has money legitimately on the table. I think Scotty would agree with that, and then you don't have a dime. It'd be like hanging by the blackjack table and, like, getting involved. with someone who's playing to the point where it's starting to impact the hands. You just can't do that. So there's no part of you that feels a little bad. Like maybe I was a little bit.

But that was such a long time ago. And we're so far past that way. I mean, but yeah, I mean, listen, I am a very superstitious creature at heart. And when I used to go on the ice,

I had a routine. I would tap and talk to my post. I would do my whole routine. It was the whole thing. So like, I'm a superstitious creature. To the post. You haven't heard this?

Oh, you haven't heard this? What do you mean? I need you guys to hold up for me today. I need you guys to hold up for me today here. And then whenever there'd be a post that was hit, I'd like tap it like two, two, two, two, three times. And like, yeah, I mean, that's just how I'm built.

I'm built. I'm very superstitious, like, in certain things. And sports is one of them. And then also, shockingly, in golf, I'm not that superstitious because I'm just so bad at it. So that is really nothing to be superstitious about. I actually think the longer that I stand over the ball, the more likely I am to fuck up.

I think that most people are that way. So when I get on the T-box, I don't even normally take a practice swing. I normally just walk up, and I do pride myself on my pace of play normally. I think I'm pretty quick. I'll just hit the ball and keep it moving. Because if it's a bad shot, it's a bad shot.

You mean off the T? You don't take practice swings? It depends. Sometimes I'll do, like, one, but like often- In a fair way, you will. Sometimes, it depends, too, on the day. But, like, I won't be like a kind of guy who's sitting there for, like,

you started doing the wag. I don't know what's going on. That's got to stop. I try and really make sure I play fast, but I have noticed over the ball I'm taking too long that I just need to hit. The waggle I hate. It's like pull the trigger. But what's happening in your, like when you're doing it in your mind, like what are you,

are you saying something to yourself or do you count like a number of times you've got to do? I know, I'm just trying to think of what I want to do of the swing, but it's definitely taken too. I don't like the wagger. I've seen it. I've seen Rajet in the videos like zoom in to me. Oh, yeah. I'm like,

definitely don't think about it, though. Yeah. That's not going to help. I got to just get up and just whack it. Yeah, I wouldn't spend, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll work itself out. But, yeah. I'm looking at.

Another thing real quick about the gambling with Joey D. Yeah. If you're out, if you're out in Vegas, this one's not bad. Maybe. We'll be gambling. I'll be gambling with him. We'll be out until like one in the morning. We'll be like, we'll get wrecked.

Like, we'll just lose everything. And then I'll wake up the next morning and go just like, damn we need we need to bounce back day he's like oh i got up at six eight oh yeah and i did and i oh yeah yeah dude and i'm like why didn't you call me he's like i thought you were sleeping well to be honest if you're going to bed at one and you're up at seven like that's i will say this and and i i truly believe this the greatest time to win is in the wean hours of the morning because you get all of these well yes and you get the real legit like probably degenerates who are there who actually like on a crap table who know how to roll you get all the fucking party goers who just chucking dice and just killing the table they're all in bed by that point so you get the real de gens in there and they know what they're doing so including you sure sure okay but i'm just saying that like you have a chance at that time i've won more in the wean hours of the morning like between six to nine than i've ever won at like one two in the morning see i would feel so granted i don't play

grass, but I would feel so, like, shitty just, like, being there at, like, 6 a.m. Where, like, you know, they're, like, vacuuming on the floor and, like, you know. They don't roll that, uh, the big machine. That's when you know you're there really early. Zamboni. Yeah, dude, when that comes out. The wax machine. It's time to go to bed.

It's tough. See, I would rather go to bed, like, earlier and get up at the crack of dawn to play than do the opposite, like, play till really late. Unless it's a situation like, you're talking where. you got wax the night before, then you just, you, you,

you, yeah, it's, you say it wasn't bad. That was, that was brutal. No, it's not bad, because you're right,

though, that is the better time to play, but it is this, yeah. You're right, though, he's like, I want it all back.

Like, he had this crazy story when you woke up, like, while you were sleeping, he was doing, yeah, he was doing the craziest shit.

Right. I just hung up a little, fighting, fighting for his life out there. Yeah, just crying. Yeah. When Katsy,

puts on that magic Johnson jersey. I haven't warned that in a long time. And then sometimes you'll be walking through the casino with him. And the guy would be like, Joe, I'm like, hey, Tim. And he's just like setting up the boys. He's like, I'm like, who the hell is there? He's from Boston. I was playing cross with him last night.

He's a great stick man. If I do, if I do go to Vegas when we do go and I like to try to stay at one spot for the most part, some people like to go all different spots. I like to go in one spot and you get to know like the dealers and you talk to them so that you feel like the next time you come in, they know your action, they know what you're doing, and they're good to you too. The craziest thing those are playing black tag with them, and he'll blame the dealer. Like, she'll be like, you know, Tina has been ice cold.

Well, it's kind of funny. As if the dealer has anything to do, or if she gives a fuck about what's going on, you know what I mean? Tina should have been over. And then if you're winning, you are his guy. Oh, yeah. I do take care of them, but. You do for the crew.

I'm taking a look over here. I'm taking a look right at this Mountain Dew van. This thing is staring us in the face, dude. It's going to be a tight squeeze. Are we all fitting in that? That's your rig there, Stu. That's your rig. Yep, that's my rig.

That's my rig. No tunnels. Is it intimidating at all? No tunnels. I guess we've driven much bigger. Yeah. That's true. No tunnels.

It's just like a regular van inside. I haven't seen the inside of it. It's got four seats. All right. We're going to do just a quick Q&A. One or two quick. Questions? Jensen? Smoke us or pop? Smoke.

If you want to hit, is your mic working? Okay. I'll hit us. First one comes from Briggs underscore Bomey. Everyone's last 10 postmates orders. It's pretty good. Mine's door-down. I'm like an Uber Eats guy. Yeah, correct.

You want to start us, too? Yeah, I got you. Mine's going to spread out. I don't order a lot. You know that. I don't order a lot of food. Yeah, you're a pickup guy. I want to go out and earn it.

I want to go catch my meal, you know? I got a lot of time. Dude, I got some great diversity here, man. Oh, here we go. All right. All right. I've got, I mean, are we just saying where? Yeah, just where it was.

Okay. Damn. I'd like to see it break down. But that's okay. All right. I got some, I got some, I got some dessert from Culvers. Oh, hot star, dude. A custard only?

A custard. Oh, it wasn't just. me. It's fine. Goodfellas Pizza. Was it as good as we remember it? It was decent. Yeah. Subway. Okay. McDonald's. Wendy's. Jersey Mike's,

A Beats, New Haven. You remember how long ago that was? Yeah, you send a picture. It's been a while. Ninja sushi. Taco Bell. McDonald's. Just salad. Okay. Hey. Proud of that one.

Pizza Hut. Tough. KFC, tough. Um, Chipotle, Sonic, fuck. Panda, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's Taco Bell. Different guy back then. Different guy. My turn? Yeah, awesome to be awesome.

Pizza Hut. Bloomhouse Flowers for Nicole. Wow, nicely. Flower Kingdom for Nicole. Dairy Queen for me. Sushi 2. Upstreet diner. Now I went on a back-to-back chick-fil-A order.

Okay. breakfast and breakfast again. Carvel ice cream, and then Flower Kingdom again. Okay. I send some flowers. What's the rotation of flowers? Is it every week?

Every couple weeks. Every week and a half, every couple weeks. Especially when I'm on these trips or something, I'll just like randomly send her like a thing of flower. Flowers are an incredible, almost like it, not a get out of jail free card, but they go a long way. I don't know what these pedals do,

but they do something. You are being able to post me. made is great. Not having to, like, set it up there. I just send them, and they go right to the door. They send me a picture that they're there. And then I just say, hey, Nicole, I got something for you. And she's always thrilled that there's flowers.

Um, Primo Hogi's Clarksboro. Nice. Clarksboro location. Oh, we're going to get some Philly stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's nice. Eye bowl pokey.

Sure. Sure. Angelos. Nice. That's a good one. Doehead pizza. How long does Angelo's take? That's looking out of 45 to 60 on the postmaid thing.

Well, what they got, they got a ghost kitchen. They got a ghost kitchen situation. Off off site. Off the fish town. Yeah. Smart. Smart. Smart.

Um, Wegmans. Nice. Wow. Wegmans. Santucci's original square pizza. Sure. Uh, Avenue steaks and pizza.

Yeah. Pizza. Pizzeria Vetri. Mark Vettry. You're spreading the wealth on the pizza. Yeah. Dude, halal munchies. Oh.

That was awesome. Oh. Yeah. And Fire and hops pizza. Yeah. There we go. A lot of pizza. You've got no loyalty to the pizza to the game in your area.

No loyalty. Doboy hates to hear that. Well, I think by the time we got to Fire and Hops, I think that was back in Virginia. Dude, we should do this every episode. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right, I got Pliables. I got a Jay Alexander's. This was just me and I wrote.

Listen to this order. I got a Thai chicken salad, old-fashioned burger, not your ordinary. mac and cheese, lemon riogino, broccoli, fire grilled artichokes, the steak Maui, Orzo and wild rice. It's too finer? A French dip sandwich. Oh my God.

Because you know what he does? He takes one bite of each thing and he chucks it. Grilled salmon key lime pie. Oh my god. And a chocolate layer cake. Jesus Christ. Did they deliver it by a fucking, yeah, dude. That's on a fucking 18 wheel. Then we got it. McDonald's, Pure Vita.

Vs Chipotle tap 42 great chicken seas wrap Hong Kong walk and grill that I've been telling you That's the one that I got sure if you're gonna get that Chinese order I got the Singapore noodle I got the orange chicken Broccoli and brown sauce with beef cream cheese rangoon that's a staple barbrews ribs vegetable fried rice zoom squad lettuce wrap and fried chicken wings it's not bad yeah it's not crazy It is great I get a lot of juice from there Jervia is really good. And then Barry Fresh Cafes is another Jupiter's spot.

That place is awesome. All right. By the way, whoever asked that question is awesome. One more question. That was great. Okay, let's do one more.

This one's from niche to notable. Best ballmower in the crew. I'd say it's a toss-up between Jet and FP. I think Jet knows it. F.P. knows sneaky a lot about a lot of sports. It depends on what you're talking about, because I think Jets probably the best across the, the board everything. Because he's in bed in every sport. You're very good at football. He's good at baseball, too, though.

I got the baseball lockdown. You're baseball, but you're good with football too. You're crawling it, like before the flags even thrown. But for example, Stube will be really good in baseball, but then all of a sudden he'll know a lot about hockey. He got soccer. You got soccer. Yeah. You got a little bit of everything. That's true. It is a tosset between you and Jeff. I just bet on every sport in existence. Mine's not from gambling as much. No, it's just from watching. Yeah, or like, I love to like, college players. Yeah. That, that's me as good as anything on earth. I could tell you clock management for NFL. I never seen someone watch clock the way Bob does. Your NFL knowledge is quite extensive. Like, I could tell you if when they're going to punt, like by the time they punt how much seconds they'll have left on the clock,

the trial of score, like, that's nice. I do think every NFL team should have a clock management guy, because some of the mistakes that you see made, like just have a guy there that, and maybe they do, but that's just there for I can't wait for football to come back. It's going to be great. It's a wild thing, though, like fouls or penalties before it's even. Yes, he holds well. You see holds very well. Yeah.

You know the difference between an encroachment and an offside quite well as well. Yeah. The thing is, too, what we will do sometimes is when we watch football, we'll call the penalty. And Bob always be like, call it if you see it. And if you get the call right, you will shower you with. But if you get that call wrong, you'll look at you, it'll be like, you've got to be better. For sure. If you see like a hold and a big play happens and we're on the other side, you better be,

you better hope that that flag. When you call it before you see the flag on the field or before the little icon comes up. Sometimes there's a hole that's just to get called. Yeah. That's. Yeah. That's, God forbid, like a balls tipped out. Yeah.

It's out on them. Tip. I'm here. I'm here. Tip. Like if it's out on the Los Angeles, are you sure, Joseph? Are you sure Joseph? If you're wrong.

If you're wrong. And then it's like, it was out on. Utah. You're like, God damn it, Joe. You gotta be better. Yeah. It's true. Those are the fun ones. I do miss football. Football is so good, dude. The best part with football, too, with us living in Jupiter, that meant when you know weather-wise is starting to get to good weather. Yeah. You've made it. We're coming into the dog days. Oh, all right. I don't know. I'm going to New Zealand. Are you? For a wedding, right? Buddy's wedding, yeah. When is this? End of October into early November. You can seek Taco Golf? I am. Oh, I plan to. I haven't talked to

about it. They'll be there. They'll be there. See me. I want to do one of those ASMR videos. There's like morning nine ASMR. Oh, it's a great idea. Because I want my dog to see me. It's the only thing my dog will watch. Oh yeah. It watches it. It'll watch that. It won't watch anything else. Like we'll sit there and actually watch it. It just stares. You know what you got to play? Apparently the dogs can see the color in their in their eyes. They can see the color patterns of blue and yellow is a show called Bluey, the cartoon. They watch it. Well, I need to go on to Bluey then. Okay. My point is like, I want my dog to finally see me. Oh, on the TV.

Yeah. Sure. Joe, will you show your kid, Mr. Jerry? Like, I want a video of me and my nephew. Is that still happening? Oh, yeah, it's coming out soon. Oh, okay. It's coming out really soon.

Oh, so it hasn't previewed yet. We just saw the preview. We saw the preview. We saw the preview. Jerry Don gave us the courtesy of a little sneak peek and it's good. I do want a video of, I told them of me and my nephew watching. He's like, oh, that would be great, Bob. Yeah, Mr. Jerry coming soon.

All right, that does it. Another episode there of the Bob does. sports podcast. We will see you next time. See folks. Bye.