Bob Does Sports Podcast - Our Bob Does Sports Fantasy Draft Was a Disaster!

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

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I've been, I've been, I've been in the dumps. Not, not like physically. I'm sure you can hear in my voice. Jayvone got that early access to that Bob HQ chair, man. Look at that show on that chair. Yeah. They send me the same. Shout out.

It's 2027, Bob, for us. Yeah, okay, you got breezy stuff nobody's ever seen, man. So like, chill. All right. Damn. I heard that you look to get one of those chairs. I brought, I basically brought. brought the deal of the chairs together.

I made it happen. So I took the same. Good job. You did a good job. You did. You went out and got that deal. If anybody deserves a sample chair, I will agree with that. I think I think you get the sample chair.

Yams, I heard you. Jason sent me a video. That sent me a video of like the mini jumbotron going up for C4. And all you hear in the back is how many fucking jumbo trons are we? You got another jumbo tron? It is very cool. The new one is very. cool because it has like the C4 stuff all over it. It is like there should be a limit on Jumbotrons

because you have more than the United Center right now. But regardless, like it's cool. It's very cool. There's a lot of. Where's this one? It's over the arcade. Lee. It's over like the, uh, it's right over the entrance. Well, this was C4's idea and C4 took it and ran with it. I said by all means, fellas. We're all big. We're big C4 supporters. We are. We absolutely are. I tell you, who else we? What guys?

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but for the most part, there's going to be a lot of football streaming. We just had the fantasy football draft, which thoughts on that, fellas, that was fun. That went a lot smoother than I feel like in years past. There's a lot less controversy there. Mikey V. just falling asleep for his second round pick was one of the wildest things that were seen. It's Jackson Dart entirely too early.

I think that was even his second quarterback taken. So he had two rounds, two quarterbacks Could not have been part of his drafts strategy, I would imagine. I don't even know what you do. You know, I'm sure he's a mock draft guy. He's got to be with like a nice kind of thing he's trying to do. And when that happens, that changes everything. Like you have to go back to the drawing board.

And I had that had to throw him a bit of a loop. He's going to knock on Leo Messi's door over there and try to swindle him is what he's going to do. That's a good door to knock on. My husband really had no idea, bro. He asked what IR men. He asked, like, some of the questions, with all due respect, Jen, it's like, yeah, the questions you were asking are not good questions. Yeah. Well, this is my first fantasy draft ever.

No, I get that. It's only my second year watching football. So, like, wow. Love you, pal. Knocking on Jensen's stores, you're like, every day it's going to be like Halloween. He's just going to show up with gifts, just knowing you, just something. We're closed. I'm closed for business. I'm not trading. I'm not taking that risk. You're not going to make a single trade all year?

Well, look, I'll ask chat CVT or a trusted advisor if the trade is fair, but I'm not going in there willy-nilly. It's going to have to be a sweet deal for me. What if your boss below you comes knocking for a little trade bait, which he won't, but he might have his bad or shickers. A little abusive power? I had some of my consultants reach out and say that, and I don't know if Mikey V listens to this pod, but I'm sure he'll get a hold of it somehow that we can fleece him because he wants to get rid of Jackson Dart.

So we're already working on a fleece job of Mikey V. We're going to lowball him for Jackson Dart. I had dinner with one of the shickers last week, and we went to this kosher steakhouse. It was terrific. It was very, very good. But he was filling me in on like old, that old,

he was roommates with Jet at Jet's fake college. And he told me, he was filling me in on, gee, I was hating it because I was just happening. I don't even know where he's going. But he sent me a picture of Jet on Snapchat, like working his,

the call job he had, where he had the customer service. And Jet had his headset on. And it's like, he put on the cab, he's like, yeah, I fucking hate this job.

Wake me up when I'm famous. And now, he's woken up. Those were some dark, those are some dark, dark days. It's always tough when Bob, when Bob meets your old friends or your old family or like anybody

and he just, you think he's just going to have a nice normal conversation or dinner with them, but he just wants dirt. That's all this guy wants. I remember the first time he met Barretted him for about half an hour. I know. Rapid fire asked him questions. I'll tell you what.

The car can't. I was most excited for when I got my pause on Kevin Stuby for around November. I knew where that was going. I was more excited for that than LeBron because like that was like, I was very excited. But to get some stuff on that and learn a little bit about that is. Grow up, dude. That's crazy. You really haven't had a lot of access to like my, to like my friends back home, I would say.

No. I wouldn't say you've really had any of that, which is. is great. What was your boy saying cheese? Cheese. What about cheese? Yeah, I guess that counts. First time over here in that nickname.

That's one of my favorite stories ever. Tell the story, Shick. Oh, well, I don't, well, so we were in Virginia on a film week. We were staying at Airbnb and FP came by with his friend. And the guys, my accountant. A friend, yes, golf friend and an accountant. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah.

And he goes, he said, he introduced himself. I think he said his name, but he said, but you can call me cheese, or he introduced himself as cheese. No, he introduced himself as cheese. And we were like, okay, FPS and then he left, and FP was like, I've never heard anyone call him cheese before. Yeah, I've never heard, heard him refer to himself as cheese. It was awesome.

I mean, he knew. He knew where he was headed. It's a nickname Airbnb, you know. He just got ahead of it a little bit. I guess so. I guess so. Yeah. That was fun.

A lot worse. At least keep the ball on your own. court when it comes the nicknames. Yeah, you want to get ahead of it. You know why, right? Do you remember why it's cheese or what he claimed it was cheese? No, no. And he went to school down in Virginia.

So everybody called him cheese because of like Philly cheese steaks from Philly. So that's where cheese comes from. Like whiz? Like, yeah. Whiz wouldn't beg that ain't bad. Yeah, no, that's good nickname. Wiz ain't bad. Custis, are those the chairs your feet don't touch the floor on?

Yeah, that's what he was saying earlier. They do, they do. It's just like I can't go flat-footed, but my, like, toes touch the ground. Are they comfortable? Yeah, they're very comfortable. Look how far this thing goes back. You caught, you caught a lot of heat on Instagram. Okay, all right, all right.

You caught a lot of heat on Instagram for your, when you posted your numbers. I've never seen more like there was a trial. A dialogue. Did you see this, Bob? Were people beside them? Well, I saw his video, but like, every it's so clear that every shot he took is striped dead center was that no no no no no i only took i only took one shot once every shot once because the whole bit was that like my my my my low irons

my low iron is like my nine through like my seven or eight or like pitching wedge through eight or seven whatever they go long but then right after that the distance just falls right off and goes back to normal. So that was the whole bit. And also, like, the second for a nine iron. Yeah, the secondary bit was that I was saying that the total and not the carry. But it was a rage bait post. It was on purpose. 181. You love a good rage bait.

And then his seven foot went the same as his driver somehow. Well, that's, yeah. People missed the bit because my 52 degree went 162 because I thinned the shit out of it. So like clearly it was a bit. Like I wasn't retaking shots. Okay. All right. Fair enough.

All right. We talked a little bit about fantasy football. Another thing that we can discuss, Brian Brose, Grant, coming down for a week. We got to do, not coming down for a week, coming down for three days. We got to do, like, we want to do some HQ stuff with them, like to run some basketball. Obviously, we're going to get videos. And we got to get back to doing like a week with them so we can all get multiple videos rather than just one-one. But I think this will be fun.

coming to us, which is nice. Someone's going to get hurt in this HQ situation. I just see it coming, dude. From a mile away, you know, some basketball or pickleball between all of us. They want to pickleball now. Yeah, at our advanced age, you know, like somebody's going to just move sideways and a knee is just not going to follow. And it's going to get ugly.

And I would hate, you know, the thought of George Bryan on the ground in the basketball court with the train menisket or the torn meniscus is something I just don't want to say and I look I hate to say it I really do and I don't and I'm not calling George out but that's just an example like could you imagine fucking George Bryant can't can't hit a gulp can't work on his fairway bunker game for the next five or six months if somebody's going to get hurt it's got to be Joe in the sense of Joe will play through it so like Joe could break his leg and he's not going to miss a Bob to Sports episode if I break my leg you won't see me for a year, you know?

You won't leave, like, you'll just have to sleep on the first floor of your place because you're not going up and down the stairs. Oh, that's the worst place to get. Yeah, I mean, you're sleeping in that little den downstairs because you can get one of those delivered. That's where the food's getting delivered. And that's where the one man's going to be. One of those chairs that goes up the stairs, you can get one of those.

George Bryant's been very excited. Like, he's been, I think it's been him in the chat who's been very, excited about this HQ pick a ball situation. So I'd hate, you are right, somebody's going down, Stu. Wait, what are we doing for HQ? That's Cam and Carney, I think. I don't know if George is as excited.

I think it's more Camden. Carney is very excited in Cam, but I've seen South Carolina numbers in there. Oh, yeah. What are we doing? Are we doing a little production and talent match? Or like, what team would Jet play on in that scenario? Well, I thought it was, what the fuck? He's right.

Yo, what the That was a shot. That was unnecessary. Out of nowhere. No reason for that at all. You made up a situation. I didn't get into the middle of it. I didn't understand where he was going if he's talking about.

What is the HQ we're doing with them? Well, I don't know. They wanted to come by and play basketball or something. I think we should definitely do a guest, the YouTube golfer with them. Yeah. On those headbands, yeah, it'd be very funny. But as for bad, they seem to want to play like five on five basketball.

basketball. Yeah, but there's so much more like prepared for that. Like we will be the ones to fucking bust it. Like it's going to be one of us. You know what I mean? Like they're, they're cardio. Like if we played against them, I just have a feeling that like I just feel like we're all going to be shot and and they have like weird cardio. You know what I mean? I believe they're real athletes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Sky's always posting those runs he's going on with Strava or whatever.

they will uh they probably would work us in the i guess we could run a that a true fight well george wesley grant sky and then cam more carney would get the nod 5 v 5 we could run jensen are you you sitting that one out for lambs here we got lambs though whoa whoa i'm just asking a question here we can play is that you joe that is that is me after i tore my my uh my my killies is that big sky yeah you loha was right after me of course it is i mean i just i had to i had to torn achilles i was playing in the ylaw some things are bigger than baseball dude that's crazy we can run we can run five v fives with me and cam or carney being relief players to come in for subs no they wanted to do pickleball not basketball was what i was told pickball we got a shot i think pickleball

are the favorites. Isn't Grant? I hadn't seen him play. I think he's I thought we established that Grant off the golf course. Just says well, you look good on a fishing

boat. Yeah, no true. Fish off, yeah, and a fishing boat. He better be ready to hit some free throws because he's talked a big game on the free throws. Yeah, that's true. It's going to be tough. What should his line be? How many? You talk about HAC a horvat, dude?

Hick Havot. Yeah. Somebody get a hold of this Horvat. Yeah. Killing us in the paint. I'll throw him a hard foul, dude. They call him a whore of hack.

Hack a whore vats, really. I tell you what, it's going to be fun to play with them again, just to get the teams going and stuff. I'm really going to try to step up this time for George. I'm really, really going to try to, like, not just be dead weight for this guy. We got to, are we going to figure out, and we haven't really talked about if we're going to do, like, a series?

Are we going to do just a separate thing? Um, that's another thing we got to talk about that. Last time that series just crushed. We, we talked about doing the amazing race. No, the, the one we did in Jupiter, like the three day. Oh, G. National, yeah. Oh, crushed.

Monster. Wait, so it'll be three teams of, I guess you haven't decided yet. Yeah, that's what we've done in the past. I just, I'm playing some good G right now. Like, Grant and I are a problem. Like that, that, that team. I mean, I know it's like the way it has to go, but that's, that's going to turn into a big issue here.

What did, what do we? We did something. Yeah, Krantz just, he's always a play. Yeah. Well, last time we did something on the last day to help with it or else it would have been unfair,

like a show, maybe we did a shamble or something on the Alta. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Maybe we do run it back. I'm open to really anything, but that'll be interesting to see. I like the one where you and I,

D man, were together when we played as a scramble, and everybody played solo. Oh, the major style? back-to-back chance. It wasn't bad. Yeah.

Yeah. That's not a bad idea, Pete. Run that back. If we do separate videos, you just can't do a series off of that. No. But I'm just saying as a video idea, that one was fun.

Yeah. It came out of nowhere. Did you guys win that? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how that happened, bro. Back to back, we would have. I think you run that now. Was that in Black Desert?

Where was that? One of them was in Black Desert and then one of them was in Black Desert and then one of them was in PJ. We've done two of them. I like Black Desert. That was a fun spot. That was a fun trip. Yeah. You know where I want to go back to?

Stream song. That's where I want to go back to it. That's where I was just going to say. I want to play that Bone Valley. Bone Valley. Did you see they just played there? The Grudge match. You know, I had the teams.

Is that where, is that where Barcelona? just did that? Yeah, yeah. Wow, at the new course. Banned from the Internet Invitational for 10 years. They did it at Bone Valley? Yeah, they did a podcast from there too. It was pretty neat.

That was our shot, bro. I know Witt is so much better than everybody. But I really thought Hank's team would be able to, because like, I think Hank's pretty decent. And then Gruden's pretty decent. Like they had three pretty decent players really going up against, with all due respect, the Big Cat of Bortanoi, like against Witt, obviously is a stick and they they

mowed them down really wasn't close you need to watch what's good man what's really really good he had to chip it yeah they were just like talking shit Dave they were like I guess it was like 100 degrees there and like halfway

through they were like we should have had jersey Jerry and Rico Bosco here because they would have been just ripping each other's heads off for this I think they were playing for money or they were playing for something yeah Rico Bosco looks like he's gonna like he looks like he's one breakdown away from like committing a felony. Whoa.

I mean, did you not see him on the other? He's smashing microphones. Like he seems like a fun guy, but he looks like he's been pushed to the brink of like, like to the edge of a cliff. Like he looks like he's going to lose it. You know what's so funny, Joe? Like, I bet Rico's saying that about Joe.

You know what I mean? Like, it's like, it would be like, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? No. I think I never met him. I think we'd get along well. Yeah, probably.

I think he seems like a good guy, but I just, I watched these clips in like Portnoy and Big Cat, like they just, it's like they're just playing around with him. Like, they're toying with him. And the poor guy is just, like, rattled. They rage bait him hard, man. They really like to get him going.

Sure, do. I was doing the radio show this morning in New York, which was really cool. full circle moment and they had they had so many questions about joe like he just he wanted to know more and more about the d man i was telling fp and and cussus i had to uh six o'clock start time six a m in the morning my alarm hit at four in the morning and they do from six a m to 10 a m like that that's that's a grind do they prep you no no he's so good that he's so good that He said he's like, look, I'm going to just put it kind of on a platter for you.

Like, and they didn't do like, you know, they knew that I could talk Yankees really top to bottom. A little bit of jet stock, but it was a lot of other stuff. And it was great. They brought Mikey in. They did an ask Bob, which was tough. What did you ask you? I got them both. It was, the host, did you ask what's the capital of New Jersey?

So that was tough. Like, got to, got to nail that. And then Mikey asked how many colonies are in the, not the 13 colonies because I knew it was 13, but how many colonies are, help me out here, Lee. What would he have led to that? He said,

how many colonies? He said New Jersey and New York are part of, or certain colonies. How many total colonies are there? Which is 13? Correct. And the answer was 13. Yeah.

The founding colonies. Okay. I thought you were seeing something else. No. Also, what we could talk about was the Bob HQ trivia is crushing. That was really good. I thought Lee would go there as a slight favorite. I thought Mikey was unbelievable.

And Jet was phenomenal. Jeff been in the finals for two. I know some dumb shit. You were great. Yeah, but I also don't know. It felt like it leaned into sports a lot. Well, Nuddy had his choice of the, he kept going back. to the well.

And then I did see there were some cheating allegations that were posted on Instagram. Well, D-Man, they were they accused all of us, I think. Well, Bob didn't make it past the first round, so it was tough to I didn't have a chance to cheat. Custis threw a fit when he lost. I put it in cheat when I put Margaret

Thatcher as the first woman to go on a plane. Yeah, I know. I know how people were like, up in arms about the fact that I mentioned the Dion Sanders things a few times. Like, you know, you just can't, like nowadays, Everybody's got something to say, you know? Even their, yeah, they want to jump on you.

You know what bothered me so much? And me and you are better than that, FP, and I don't know where we both got it from. I knew the strikeouts. Yeah. Oh, I know. I know why we thought Clayton Churchill, but like, we know the answer to that.

That was like, come on. That was pretty dumb. That one I, yeah, that one I feel dumb about. Me too. A lot of the other ones, though, were tough. Like the first sporting event in the United States. Like there's a lot of stuff that was just so random. I mean,

you get me on like history and geography and even a little like math and shit like that. Like I'm going to mess around a little bit with that. But when you get when you get like sports trivia involved, then you're like Mikey V and Jett are really coming into the mix. And Joe just knows the most random shit on earth. It's crazy. Animals, dude. Anything with animals.

Yeah. So it's like you never know what the hell he's got. I just got back from a drive-through safari, Bob. Did you Where? It's out near like Wellington area You drive through There's like rhinos and lions

Dude I'm not joking Whoa That's kind of sick There they had like Wildebe's crossing the road As I was driving It was the fucking Craziest shit I've ever seen

I was it was insane dude Like I It was really That does sound pretty sick It did Luca like it? Oh yeah Well he didn't really know what was going on So like, see, you're like, you're like driving by.

And then you see like there's zebras and wildebeest and like, dude, I was, I was loving it, dude. Demon, what's what's a wildebeest? Yeah, what is a wildebeest? I've heard of it. It's like a big buffalo, like a African buffalo. It's not really a buffalo. It's like kind of like a hybrid between like a horse and a buffalo. Like they look like, they kind of look like a, almost like a horse goat.

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Now back to the podcast. Bob, you go to South Africa. You go to that course where they fly you up on the chopper on that 19th hole. No, that is my worst night with no chance. No time for that. Isn't that in Zimbabwe or something? It sounds right. Bro, if I could tee off on, what was it, Wolf Creek on like the second hole.

I'm not going to be able to do that 19. Wait, so, Bob, you would be more afraid of, like, the cliff on the T-box than getting in the chopper? I'm not getting in that chopper either. Yes. Leel is a chopper, no? Is it scary? What are we doing here? I'm asking you.

I would love to do. I would love to know, too. Is it scary? I've never been in there. It's got to be scary. It's not my price. reference. Helicopters are not, are not particularly enjoyable. I'd rather take, like, the smallest plane there is than it's just a different feel. Like, you know how an airplane's supposed to feel. Like, you know that, like, feeling and, like, choppers constantly make sounds and they're, like, adjusting themselves. Yeah. It's just not something you're used to. So there's, like, sounds and, like, movements and stuff. And you're like, is this normal? I don't have a, I'm sure if I went on, like, the 10th time or the 8th time, it'd be like, yeah, it's just how it works. But yeah, I didn't love it. No.

And you know. It would be tweaking out on it. Oh, God. Chomper, yeah, a helicopter. You know, Lambers got away with, back to the trivia game, that question about the Louisiana purchase, he didn't know it either, but he got away with it because Bob decided to say alcohol. So I really thought that Lambs didn't have it either.

Yeah, you put the purchase of 1803. Yeah. Smart. Technically, technically, technically true. Yeah, I know. But I think I understood where Bob was going. going with the alcohol situation. I still don't. Yeah. I think he was thinking something with the

prohibition. But what would that? What would that? How would that make the country doubled size? I'm not sure. But I, but you're right. Instead of saying alcohol, I think he meant prohibition. He probably heard the, misheard the doubling the size and just heard like

1800s or something. What was prohibition? Wasn't that the 1900s? 1900s? Like 1920? 1920. Yeah. This could be bad. but call me crazy, but that's related to the Boston Tea Party. No, no, Bob.

No, not in close. That was revolutionary. Don't cut that. You are 150 years off. That's okay, though. What was I doing, man? Like, what was I? Well, you weren't around back then, Bob, but I don't know.

No, I'm just saying it. Even when you learned all this stuff. Yeah. We'd love to see you and that play the other rounds of that thing. Running numbers. That's what you were doing. Wow. You were in the back in the class making vines, dude.

That's right. That's right. Honestly, Joe, yes. Yeah. The second vines were available. I was all over that. Aren't you voted like most likely to be famous? Wow.

It was most likely to brighten your day and, and best sense humor. Best sense humor. And then I came in second for best personality. Damn. I'm sorry. Why would they tell you? that. Because there was like

a running, you got to pick between like the three. Oh, it was like three finalists. It kind of lauded up to you first. Yeah, like they,

they narrow it down and then you vote from the three. It's like the highsman. Yeah. On another note, Jaybon, you got to practice your FIFA

skills, dude. Damn. That was a tough showing. Joe was on a mission. Sheesh. He stuck it to you. Didn't,

didn't Custy beat you in the first game? He did. I beat him in the first game, and then I got waxed on the second game. Well, I had always heard. I had always heard the stories, but I was thought,

I know Cutsi was good at FIFA. I thought Bob was the best of FIFA back in the day. Madden. Madden. Okay. Yeah, but I, I've lost a step. Like, now I played now. I played the other day.

I mean, you guys saw me. I won, but I just, I'm not the man I used to be on the six. Jaynebo, did you think you were going to smoke him? No, I mean, I thought it would be closer than it was. I didn't think I was going to smoke him because I'm not even like, out of my friends, I'm not even like the best at FIFA. Joe's good.

Joe's like legitimately a good FIFA player. Yeah, I mean, he plays to the strengths of the game for sure. What does that mean? There are certain ways to play that like you just get favorable, like shots. It's like just playing straight up soccer. I was saying when they were playing, dude. it's the two guys, the two biggest, like my controller for me guys in the world. To be honest, Jen, if you were listening, I really wasn't making excuses for the controller.

You were whooping his ass probably. Well, this guy up here, he kept complaining that his defenders were running up. I was like, Jensen, you control your players. Well, I only control one at a time. I was in a wrong formation for the second game. So that's what I mean. Like my formation just didn't match what yours was. So I had to make a change.

I would like every time I played Cutsi and Madden I would just wax that ass and yeah he'd be down 40 and he'd be screaming that like the computer's giving me all the breaks yeah I was same guy I'll say this mad madden I was not good so I wouldn't make excuses in FIFA I I know the game that like I feel like I'm good if I if I lose like I legitimately know that I fucked up like I'm not gonna make you know I'm not gonna say it was because of the controller's fault like FIFA I know my way around the game. I got something not to change subjects here that I want to propose to you guys that I haven't really talked to you guys about. But like, maybe I've mentioned it before, but like I really, really want to do it with you guys. I think it would be so much. Oh, I know.

I know exactly where you're going. What is it? I want us to do a softball league together. Yeah, I would do it. I would do it in a hard. Talk about fucking hurting ourselves. But it's like if we can't make every game fine, but like, It would be so much fun.

Let's do Thursday nights. Yeah. I love Thursday. Who are you going to round out on the team? I'm going to do you need. Teddy Lambs, Nazareth. Yeah, that's eight. So now we've got guys, at least.

The problem is if we travel or we go somewhere, half the team is gone. The forfeiting games. That's fine. You almost have to join a league, a joint team that's already almost full. and we're just like add-ons to the team. I will say this.

Bob and I are going to be in this cameo fantasy football league, and they have like all these different people in it, like exhibit. They asked me to do that too. Did you do it? No, cameo Shane texted me about it, but I, it was like I don't know anything about fantasy football. I didn't want to be in two leagues. They were going to ask Lee to do it, but he wouldn't be able to fill the line up.

I was just waiting for it. Just leave it alone. Bobby missed drop night Yeah He'd have to play He'd have to play for free Unbelievable He'd have to buy snack

His pick expired So they had to just Randomize players To Yeah Anyways I'll let me off the hook here But I will say that

To announce the teams They had Bruce Buffer Do you Like an announcement And Bruce Buffer did like Bob and I and he like went off on like my name announcement. It made me realize like how cool it would be to like walk into like an octagon for a fight. Like if you were doing that and having Buffer announced it, it was pretty crazy. Jersey Jerry, when Jersey Jerry did his old podcast for three episodes back at Action Park hit the intro was funny papers.

It was Michael Buffers. Yeah. In his pink trunks and there was a whole thing that is so incredible. Was it see you in the funny paper? podcast. It was something like that the funny papers with Jersey Jerry I think. Yeah. So this was his first interview it was Bruce Buffer and Michael Buffer.

I don't remember which one. But D-Man, so where's this league held like on ESPN or something? The draft is tonight. It's on Zoom. It's a Yahoo league. Do they take it seriously? Like are you going to be in fucking Exhibits ass? I'll tell you the

teams. You ready for this? Wait to you hear some of the names. Well, I know they have Steve Renzazini from the league. Chip it's going to pimp his lineup. Team one. Team one is the cameo founders. So there's three guys. Stephen Galantis, great guy.

Team two is aging and big justice and the Rizzler. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. What? Team three is me and Bob. Okay, that's awesome. Team four is Sean Avery and Lisa Ann. Okay.

Team five is Tony Hawk and Kenny G. That's so sick. Team six is Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator. Dude, that's unbelievable. Is it that, is it that Hanson? Yeah, that is. Scott Hanson is the other guy. Yeah, this is Chris.

Yeah. Why did you pick him in the fifth round? Yeah. Can't take a seat. Andy Reed impersonator. Team six is Frank Caliando. Nice. Ramona Singer.

Team seven is Paula Abdul and Exhibit. That's awesome. Team eight is. Great line. And Shiana Shea. Team 9 is Christina, Christina Millian and Dean Norris, Team 7. Steve Redden,

Zizi, that's the guy from the league. Do you know Dean Norris is? Dean Norris is Hank from that. Yeah. Dude, I don't know any of these names. I got to get my knowledge of, Dean. Mick Foley, so mankind is. Oh, that's awesome.

And then the last team is John Curacao and Carataw. Oh, God. John Carole making moves late. He's been everywhere. He's killing it on. He's a wild combo. He's the CIA guy. Yeah.

I love that, dude. Love that guy. I can see an impression of him, yams. I will listen to any story that man tells. Yeah. That man starts a story. He's so good. So when I first got to the station chief in Yemen, right?

And I'm like, I'm not. You got me as long as you fucking want me, dude. I think he's a real CIA guy, too, because he went to jail. All the other guys. Yeah. Oh, he's for real. These are frauds. saying.

I think so. It's a good way to end up on the list, Jensen. Oh, yeah. We need to get the Rizzler on the horn for some trade talks once the draft is going on. Oh, bro. Can we have them at HQ? Oh, yeah. Oh, they live here.

AJ, I would love. They're in Boka. I think they're in Boka. Yeah, yeah. I would love to have them in HQ. For you to be in on Rizzler, but not be in on Asbula, like, you can't be one and the other. Like, if you're,

Rizzler, you have to be in the American Hesbulla for sure. A hundred percent. Whoa, whoa. Whizler is a kid. Yeah, Hasbulla is like 22. Yeah, it's a big difference. It is a little. Why?

Why do you hate Hesbola? He hates Hesbula. He doesn't have Hesbulla. I feel like Hesbula is a scary guy to have beef with, though. I, yes. For sure. Hasbulla doesn't even know I exist, which is fine. Bob trying to break 80 for the 150.

Did you see some of the comments on the 1B1? One of them was like movable object versus stoppable force. That thing did stonky. How about the one that Leland sent of me doing the L.O.A. That was great. That was a great edit. I appreciate a good edit. Oh, that one.

Yeah, I got tagging. Everyone was sending that to me and my DMs. It just had to pass it on a long. It's going to take it. I can tell. That was good. That's good stuff. Could always tip my cat to a good.

A lot of creativity out there on the internet. They made one for Bob also, the same guy. He's starting to. Did he? Yeah. I mean, it wasn't as good because obviously the cuts. But there was one for Bob. Yeah, Cutsi, man.

Cutsi is just a needle mover at the end of the day. It's just if you could move the needle the way Pidi can. I want to know what Gio asked about me. Like one of the questions. He talked about how like when the Bob to Sports trivia, you got the Bo Jackson thing wrong and like you couldn't let it go. He's like, so Joe,

like is the rest of the day is he just like talking about it? Because like he keeps mentioning how he got that wrong. And I'm like, yeah, it's kind of like that. Or like Joe, I get a kick out of with golf. Like Joe will have a really good round of golf. Like Joe Capost in 81.

He's like, yeah, dude, but I could have broke 80, like if I just had a couple of puts. And I'm like, yeah, but Joe, you're not factoring in the fact that you chipped in three times. You hit a 40 foot butt, you know, like it's never enough for PD. The prank nut did to me, that was really. Oh, that was awesome. The trade card thing, that was really good.

I tell you what, man, between the card prank and the Iron Man mask, Caden really stepped it up. Dude, I was pretty impressed. Yeah. That Iron Man mask? Nothing sick. Leo Messi up there would own. Dude, that was funny, man.

I have a lightsaber. Dude, you have a lightsaber. They were trying to. You have a lightsaber? Yeah. Yeah. Bob, they were trying to do that on you for months, by the way. And they just never worked out.

Why was that so close to you? Wait, light it up. Why did that take so little time for you to get? Does it make sounds when you like, like, Oh. Does it make sounds? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Whoa. See, I'm so stupid. I don't know. Like, what is the lightaber? I'm not going to lie to you. That's sick. What? Does a lightsaber like kill people in the movie?

How does it work? Yeah, dude. It just slices laser. It cuts. It's a sword made of a laser. Yeah. Yeah. I just,

I, Bob, did you ever watch Star Wars, right? It's bits and pieces. See, no. Did that light savers say powering down? Yes.

Yeah, I don't want to drain the battery. Do you guys think Jack gave me a movie that I think I'm going to watch tomorrow and Jackie me Argo? Yeah, it's pretty good. Argo's good. Never seen. It's for Bob. It's good for Bob.

It's good for Bob. It's kind of slow, though. God damn, me, man. It's good, though. By the way, I happen to really like that movie. I hit Bob. I thought it was awesome. I hit Bob. I was hidden at like an 100% rate for like a good two years on movies. and lately I've given him some

Duds and he at least not Duds to me but stuff I should have known better So I'm really trying to get back on track So I gave Margo because it's like It's like you know a hostage situation Like those are very like intense and thriller type shit so I think he'll like it It's a good story you should watch the prestige

Hmm I've heard of that What is that? Which one that is Two magicians so it's Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale And it's fucking They say it's one of like the great people rank it is like the best movie.

And Scarlett Johansson's in it. It's an awesome. Okay, okay, but let's watch our goes first. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Jay, you had a big L, the biggest L you had. I know. I know how to make it. I know how to make it there. You knew I was going to say that.

Because I put in so much time on that. I think I had forgotten how good, like, I watched that when I was much younger. And I think it was so cool and fun. And then I think now when you go and watch it, you're like, it's kind of lame. But I still like it. I don't know, man. That's an L. But you know what?

You miss them. You know, what can you do? You can only shoot such a high percentage. Have you guys ever watched the big shorts with like that? Great. Yes. But that's a movie he's going to find boring. I don't think.

No. There is so much talking in that movie of just conversations. I think it's so good, dude. No, he would love it. Yeah. Big shorts. I love it. I don't think you're going to like the financial crisis.

Yeah, the housing market. The one movie that came out. out on Netflix or Amazon. It was a Triple Frontier. Is that the name of that movie? Yeah. Do you ever see Triple Frontier, Bob? No, would I like that?

You would love Triple Frontier. Really? Yeah. Do you remember that one, Joe? It came out on Netflix. It's got Ben Affleck. What do you? What do you do?

What do you need, like immediate action? Jaybo, it's like a YouTube video. He needs the first 10 seconds to have like an explosion. It's a total frontier is that. Bob, did you watch the town? You watch the town? It's like YouTube videos and he needs it to be cringe. It's got to be like a bank robber, a thriller, murder.

Watch, watch. It's got to drive with something, something quick. Yeah, baby driver. Yeah, baby driver. You would love baby driver. It's a great movie. You would love it. It's good.

It starts out with, yeah, it starts out with like a, I don't want to spoil it, but it starts out really hot. Yeah. towning job have you ever heard a fast and furious I can't believe the moose dude I'll never forget the moose yeah

it wasn't even like yeah like F8 or so usually that's like a punchline for like a joke like if he did that as a joke I'd be like all yeah that was funny like he the moose now I know we talk about it

but dee maybe you give the moose and the nod again like people love the moose yeah moose I'm really rage baiting people now on TikTok I did oh dude they asked me on the show about the moose. Maybe we bring moose back.

I don't know. I really do think a hater major would do so many numbers. Do you just get them all in there? Oh, God. The haters. Gross. It's like 10 of them or eight of them. And they bring them all back for a major.

Bro, that is brilliant. The hater major. Oh, my God, that is so good. That is pretty fun. And they all in the, what if they all? all start like hating each other like the dynamic they're gonna bond over yeah they're gonna bond over their hate it's gonna be yeah

and there's a new hater episode coming out soon that we filmed that was very good very good yeah watch the haters are at like lewis's the night before together like happens getting along my hand is up the hater episode by the way the gopros were a little the audio is a little tough on the new one oh my

are you serious it's not it's not every it's not every go pro and I fix it for the next one. But why? Like, why? Why? This is what I would know. It's not, no, no, no. When he showed up, I was like, you were like, this is your shit. If you want to do it, you go ahead.

He showed up with no practice. He didn't test him out. And then I did test him. Where'd you test them? How'd you test? I test it. You take it off of a car out and drive around and talk? I held it out outside and I was like whipping it to create fake air. And it sounded fine.

The problem was that the wind setting was on, like the wind reduction setting was on? Can I finish my sentence? No, no. Because I'll tell you why. It's like your fantasy football team. Like, no one cares about the dynamics and the specifics that you're about to say.

They either work or they don't. Like, you don't need to tell. Now they work. I'm just putting my hand up. But you shouldn't have said anything because now, like, you would never know. They would know nobody would have me here. I will say this on another note. And why I had my hand up is I've been doing a little talking to myself about

expanding our horizons when it comes to the hater episodes. And me and me and Riggs here talking about doing a combined hater. Two, bloodbattle. Oh, gay. Dude, I watch that. That's kind of dope. We're talking about maybe doing like a shamble where you play like your own drive and then like two man scramble. You get like one guy who's like equivalent of like Riggs's handicap and then one that's mine.

And we go toe to toe with these fucking guys. Riggs shot like, shot like he just beat a hater. I think he shot like even or something. Dude, I watched it. Yeah, tobacco roads. He lost? He lost. He lost.

He did. Lost. Yeah, but you know what, though? He proved, like, I was very happy for him. Like, he lost the battle, but he won the war. Like, he showed that he could post a 72. Like, good for him. I think he shot 71.

And by the way, I've never even shot decent in one of my matches. So, like, you go and shoot even par or better, like, in a match and you lose, like, fucking kudos to whoever you played. This guy was. shipping in like it was crazy that hater major oh man like but i don't understand how would that work yeah you can't have him like if you want 10

10 people can't play at the same time and it kind of loses its thing if everyone's too much just just pick everyone has to be in the same group yeah yeah six or five or five golf six if like we get a course including d yeah but d man we probably pick the six that are like closest in skill or though the matches like like um Well, I would say you would need to do. Yeah, Dan needs to be in it. Well, Dan would have to be here.

I think you got to let D. Right. It's D. Mann's call. I think you got to go with the biggest, with the biggest name. So you got Dan from Langley. Moose has to be in there. You'd throw gauge in there. You'd throw Dendog in there.

You'd throw in. Bryce Pongs? Yeah, I mean, yeah, probably. Bryce was a nice guy. Yeah, yeah. He's an asshole, though. Like, I think of all the, of all the three. like Bryce and Epstein were actually like decent guys.

They were not like, you know, but I don't know. Firefighter. I agree like four, four guys in the media because you do have to have them all in the same group. Like having them like separated. They play each other and then the winner plays me or how to do. No, no, no. No, you guys are all in there.

Oh, I have your own ball. No, no, no. That's why I would. It's good. It's good. It's good. Jensen. If that tea time was at 10,

I'm there at 8 o'clock. I would be getting echoes from every fucking which way. We have your back though. Yeah. We would have your back. And DMET, maybe they'd start eating themselves alive too, you know?

We'd all have to like ride with one of them. Yeah, so if you are a course out in Florida and you want to host a hater match hit the DM. I met a guy who said he can get us out to, is there a course called

PG it's PGA but it's not PGA national it's PGA village up in Port St. Lucie I think that I think that's the one we have to plug there where I would like to go Sorrow right I think so it's near that way yeah I really want to go and Lisa that he he thinks he could do it is is citrus farms it's not even that far from us

yeah I need to get back to I was I almost went on a trip there with my boys this year and then it fell apart the last second but it looks sick they give you a cookie when you start off and apparently the cookie is unbelievable. So does the double tree. Remember,

you know, one of the best shots I've ever had was when we were with Rick Shields, our first round, they gave us the, uh, was the, uh, was the, urban, dude. It was the, the scotch and the Bambani. Just such a nice touch to start off the trip.

I just felt so engraved into, God, I just don't know if we're going to. Have we talked to Ricky's like about Ireland next year? he's he's ready to go that's that's you that's you I'm in I mean I think Rick's definitely I would love I know we've talked about a bunch but to do see Rick and then also see Finch I think would be so much fun I think if they all got in like the both of them came into the mix for that road trip and we all just sort of like traveled in some like massive fucking school bus with everybody on there or something that would be wild I agree town to town like pub to pub local link spots just doing like

stuff for everybody's channels. Yeah, splitting Gs just every which way. Some good shit, dude. I think that trip's going to do two weeks of that shit. I think, well, no, I guess you can't do it in the winter. Because normally with golf breaks, we go in like January, February. But, you wouldn't want to do that. Yeah, I guess.

You want to go in the summer probably. Yeah, yeah, so maybe next year. Yeah. Even in the summer, it's still cool, though, there, isn't it? Yeah, but we got lucky. When we went to Scotland, we got the best five days of the year there. It was beautiful thing. Yeah.

I went back to the next year. Last year, it was amazing. I wore shorts and short sleeves the whole time. It's like insane. Dominican would be nice to run back to you or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I think that would be just so much fun to where we got to do that. Rick's ready.

We got Finchian in there. Speaking to Finch, I was watching that YGT, man, these guys, we were saying before the episode, these guys are so good. It's on. And like the way Roger has his driver going. It's like, I just can't believe, Joe, I'm telling the guys that they're like six under in alt shot. It's just, they're just too good.

It's crazy. To say, dude, when those guys, some of those guys have their drivers on with that length, it's just a different sport. Like, it's just a totally different game. Wesley hit me up to do the next one. Fortunately, the timing doesn't work out. But I've been playing well, but I still feel like even if I'm playing, well and I go out

against some of these guys from those T's that they're playing this from. I am just going to have a tough time. Yeah, I am, but I'm not hitting it like that. I'm never hitting it like that. I didn't realize how good that's good for me like. I didn't realize how good and I know they're in the

YGT when we filmed with the Kiwi boys coming up. Those guys are on those guys are tour pros. They're not actually but they were like playing tours across the world. They're unbelievable. Like they just get up to this like Taco as just you just get through the ball just hit the 300 it's crazy

but he'll hit it 300 with somebody else's swing I know that's the craziest part yeah it's an unbelievable tombs how good is tomb yeah so good bro yeah same they're all every one of them every single Luke is I mean they're all of them all four of them are nasty

taco reminds me of because he's got such a smaller frame and he hits it so far of like a pitcher there's so many pitchers that are like shorter there's something about them where they're just able to generate so much speed. It's absolutely nuts. Yeah, and those are some wild boys.

They also have a lot of character and like they're very funny. Which I made a lot of fun. Really was them doing a trip with them. Like we did like the ultimate international trip and we hit the New Zealand boys. We hit Ricky and Jetstream going to Australia. that would be Borgmeyer for fucking Germany

Germany Bob you could could you be away from home that long That's long You know what I was going to say We're going to do We'll do And it sounds like it's a chore

Which it's not But I would do one really Long trip Like obviously Ireland I don't even consider long I would open the Florida Like if we wanted to do In Australia

Or you know I mentioned that Where is this coming? from. I would do one. I would do one next year. It's because he's sitting in New York City right now. He's in a shoe box hotel. He's just in a fucking mood. Don't listen to this

bullshit. He ain't going to any of these places, dude. The first postmates order, he gets in his house and he gets back, and this is off the table, dude. If you want to do a long trip, let's just do a two week trip in Scottsdale

and just play golf with every pro who exists. We're about to go on a Pro tear, by the way. I'm going to call this one out. I've been talking to Chris Godderup, who would be a lot of it. Yeah. He's ready to roll Homa.

How about Homa tagging us? He's ready to run it back. It's pro time. Jake Knapp is ready to go. It's the summer of pros. I bought those sports. This is the time to do it. The fall over.

Let President's Cup happen. And then we got to hit fall hard. Can someone hit up speed? Can someone? Oh, no. We could revisit. Cameron Young. Bob,

Bob promised Cameron Young on a, on a silly ladder. Yeah, I just got to see him at the gym again. If I get him, if I see him in the gym again, I think, I mean, I'm definitely going to, I can't guarantee it. Yeah, I know. He's in that 45 guy. No, he actually is in our community gym. I was on the elliptical. Oh.

And he was fine. So if I see him, I'm a thousand percent will go up to him and ask him to come on. But I think we're going to do for a big year, boys. I really do. Well, look, that does it for another edition of the Bobdow Sports Podcast. Again, heavy pros coming on. If we want to get to the pros now, maybe that Arizona trip, I like where our heads at there.

We will see you next time. A lot to come, Bobba Sports Podcast.