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Episode Date: May 22, 2026

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Here, let's start the podcast with this. I think the funniest line from the trip so far is, um, Cutsi, he's saying to Jensen, he's like, Jensen, you got to do your initiation dinner. And he turned to Cuts. He's like, Joe, I've been here for three years. Well, in fairness, it hasn't been three years of him coming on trips. He was doing a lot of behind the scenes stuff where we hadn't seen him for almost a year. Well, that is even longer then.

No, it was like, it was like, it hasn't been. I think it was like half a year we'd never even saw him. No, July. From his first trip, it's definitely not been three years. It's been three years since you've been on the road with us? No. It's no. That is insane.

July, July 2023 is when I officially signed on full time. And I think my first trip was that Florida road trip. So that was like October. Did we chat? Wow. Almost November. That's fucking nuts.

What was that, Bob? How long into your tenure till we chatted? Let's make it about. Me and you? Yeah. What? Let's shift gears here. How do I change your life?

Not enough about me so much. Why don't you talk to me? When was the greatest day of your Bob to the Sports? So when did Bob does sports really come into your world of knowing Bob? How do you realize Bob was the guy you need to follow to the finish line? You were really just doing sports, but she didn't have Bob. Yeah. I mean, anyone could do sports.

But when you do it with Bob, how do you want to be remembered? you want to be remembered as an editor? Oh, he doesn't like, he doesn't like these questions. Remembered? No, not as an editor, but I'm not as a word. Yeah. Like, I don't care. Remembered as an editor?

No, no, I, that I worded that wrong. Yeah, yeah, that was not the wording I meant. He cut on beats profusely. His cuts. How do you want to be remembered? As a tyrant. I don't, I don't want to be remembered. Like Joseph Stalin.

Yeah, what's your legacy? No, I want to be remembered how, however people remember. However, people remember. millions. Like I don't want to dictate the narrative of how I'm remembered. No, that's living your life. Yeah,

I like to think that, you know, you made an impact on a couple people. That's enough. What more do I need? Did you ask him how he wants to be remembered? Is that how that happened? We talked about literally everything.

There's a time where he stopped the cart and he's like, look at that. It's nature. I saw that. He's like, look at that. How did that get there? Like,

it was one of the, I heard him talking moon landing stuff. I was like, man, FP and our card is much different than what was going on. It was actually, it was pretty funny. He was saying now, I got a kick out of this actually. He, not sure.

Well, this is going to be released Friday, so he played really bad, obviously, in the Masters and PGA. But we were talking about, like, did you see that clip come out on like he was talking about the moon landing? And it's like, everybody like jumped on him of like, you know, how he's like, you know, I'm not saying that was, he doesn't think that was the actual

footage or whatnot, but long story short, it's like if he played good, the last two majors, they'd be like, holy shit, he's right. He was minus four instead of plus four after the first round. They'd been like guy played great and he's got opinions. This guy does it all.

Yeah. I got such a kick out of that because it is a lot of truth. Like now anything that comes out on him is crazy negative. The moon landing was fake? No, no, I'm not trying to put anybody on spot. I am kind of a conspiracy guy, at least in the sense that I like hearing about them and thinking about them.

You know, I love our friends at Tacomo. I'm not sure Finland's a real place. To be honest with you, I've never been there. And I've heard I've read some things online. That's a whole different can of worms. I think, where the fuck did that? I'm sorry. It's just an example.

It's a example. We're talking about conspiracy. Okay. But when it comes to the moon landing, I believe that we went. I believe that's true. The footage is interesting. How did it get set up golf club?

I think there were a lot of reasons to have visual of that happening. Like we were in like the space race with the Soviet Union, I believe, at the time. So from like a not even just like a lying, like can you say we're propaganda that comes off negatively? But like from a like nationalism

winning against the Soviets, Propagate we needed we needed visual of it like it wasn't enough to be like we did it here the Here are the numbers on paper that show that it happened there needed to be Film of it for it to really impact so It's very possible that the footage itself yeah was done in a different place for different reasons the bunny hopping around was pretty I mean the bunny like he you see jumping around. Actually. Yeah.

Oh, I see. I think, like that old school footage, she's pretty. I think I'm going to be honest. I respect that opinion a lot. I do think that's a little bit of a cop-out answer. It's a little bit of double-dipping because it is. Hey, hey, hey. Back to initiation.

Yeah, sure. First off, the devil's in the details. This isn't black and white. It's not like it's a cop-out. It's a little bit of a double-dip answer because. because you're saying it's my opinion. Don't do it. Don't do it.

People. You all people. You do this. This phrase comes out of your mouth more than any phrase. Well, that's just my opinion. He's not saying that all the time. He does. He's like,

I don't know why he can argue with me. It's my opinion. I stated my statement with I respect that. That's your opinion. And then you proceeded to say something disrespect. You're having an opinion. I gave his opinion. and then he proceeded to shit on your answer?

Why is it a cop-out? Cop-out one thing. Double-diff, though? Double-diff. Double-diff. This guy's double-diff. He's a one-diff. He's a one-diff.

I'm going to stare you in the eyes. But go ahead. Because I think you're talking to the crowd that is like you're the conspiracy crowd that don't believe you're go to the moon. You're like the conspiracy crowd. The video is fake. But then also you're trying to look not as like a crazy person by saying. I'm telling you what I believe.

I believe we went to the moon and I believe that the video itself is potentially not real. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that your opinion is wrong. No, but his opinion just happens to match up with a theory that's taken. That's for damn sure. Sorry. No, but that's bullshit because you, because at that point, anytime anyone has an opinion, you can then skew the other side to say, well, you're only trying to appease all these people. But at a certain point, you have to have think for yourself.

I'm not doing this for anyone else. I'm doing this for me. It's even a more nuanced opinion. It's just shocking. It's not even like he said. And it's a single dip. It's not even like you said, we didn't go or we did go. You had a more nuanced opinion, and he's using that against you.

Also, a better analogy, it would be like, I didn't double dip. I dipped in the salsa and then also dipped in the guac. I dipped into two dips. Two different dips. This is the new FP verse. We came back to life. It's just him versus conspiracies. Like, you know, you know, you.

I got way more where that came from. Stubby will have like, he won't say it. Like if you're talking about it, like he'll just sit there and he won't say anything. But then if you ask him, he'll like turn. You want to know what I think? Yeah, he was waiting. Yeah, you got to ask him. If you ask him, then he'll turn and he'll be like, yeah, I got some thoughts.

No, no, but it's funny. I think it's admirable. I just tell people what I think without anybody asking. Yeah, a bit too much. Quite frankly, most people probably just want me to shut up. So I think that's probably better. I'm trying to think of a good conspiracy because I believe. a lot of conspiracies.

I think. Yeah, I do. It is good for the world to see that I'm not the only one who gets into it with Jaybone from time to time because he does, he does poke the bear. He likes to go in and cause these little, these little ruffles.

Little fissures, yeah. He's also, but you know where he's got to use sometimes too? If he were to use a weapon, it'd be a paper, he'd be death by paper cuts. He's a fissure.

Death by a thousand cuts. Custs. I think there is times. I think he likes to get a rise out of you and he'll rage rage you. I like to throw his own logic back at him. What logic? You know, Custy's playing with fire. I'll tell you that.

You're brilliant. You know what? When we're on the plane, he's like, I'm like, I have like a real phobia of flying and he's like, oh, like grow a pair of balls. And like you guys were going at it out of the plane. He was acting like the plane. He was going down. Joe, you were being a dick.

Like not a dick, but like, you were. You were going at him. I think you were upset about something prior. No, I was not. But I was like, because he was rooting for an opponent of ours. Well,

he does this all the time. But that guy, you upset because that night we had a flight and Kustis is like, guys, I'm just here to let you know. I am going to die. Like he's like, we play Justin Thomas and he's actively cheering and dapping him up after he's winning

holes. And here's a deal. Like, you can like Justin Thomas. I have no problem with that. But you're on our side. And he's rooting actively against us. He goes,

I just want to. a good mention. Then on top of that, you know, on top of that, he's going off. The, the, the, the pilot scissors, there's going to be some storms. I get it. He's got a phobia. That's fine. So he's going off and I didn't say anything for like five minutes. Then he's sending pictures of fucking the, the things and he said, and he just keeps going doubling and tripling and tripling and finally I'm like, yo, I'm not going to sit here in this group chat. My phone's pinging five minutes. I'm trying to watch the Knicks game. And it's like, and it's because he's sending us fucking weather reports is in the way

there it is on the Knicks game well you are correct Cutsi had the more than for the Knicks uh Nix who they play why am I blanking yeah Calf Knicks Calfs I'm watching the game they're coming back we're all like on the plane where it was JetBlue so we're watching the game it's the there's four and a half minutes left in the game on my

thing we get a text from Cutsi it's like we're going overtime it was a four and a I was like what yeah I want to know the conversation you had with 18th well cricket wireless No, I just told him Give me the best setup you got They can't give you fiber Without a fiber, right?

I will say, I have Me and D-Man both have AT&T And he somehow, he seems to have better Simbaugh. He's got some sort of deal. Something in those hands, dude. Do you have a personal star link that follows you from space?

I just told him give me the best setup you got. I paid plenty for it, but hey, this is my job. Because he will be on a plane. You'll be on a plane like watching a game on JetBlue plane and another game on your phone. No, I'm not, in the past I was worse.

Yeah. I was crazy. Yeah. And I read for the pros too. I like getting the pro. You know why I was watching it on my phone because JetBlue, the game was like a full minute behind. I'm just helping you with the mic.

You dapping me up? The fuck just, the mic over there. The game was a full. And by the way, do you just dip his chip? Yeah, he doubled. Double dipped. By the way, I will go hand up.

I shouldn't announce it. But the reason I did was. was because Lambs was on the play with me and he was like on pins and needles whether or not he hit. So I was very excited once I saw he had one point more than I did and when that hit I was very excited

because he rode the play. I had the less than. Did you really? Damn. Holy shit. You kind of went rogue on that. I did. I saw what was going on early

and I thought the Knicks would kind of I didn't think it would go to overtime. No, overtime is going to be more than if it hits overtime you're done. But by the way, it barely did hit the regular. line in in it hit by like two points that's why the more play is always it's always there because overtime's always possible it's always in play you're never going to have less regulation yeah

but you might have more yeah does that make sense correct the only the only the only the only sport that doesn't work for is hockey because you only get in one goal yeah whereas in football you could get you could get two field goals and then another yeah it's a really good time to let you know the Bob does sports podcast brought to you by the fine folks over at prize picks you can ride our plays all year long fp put out his pga plays last week people were riding didn't go great no it did not sorry about that but we'll be back and there and we have some culture pick coming chick why don't you tell them what they're going to begin well i don't i we're doing some culture picks we're doing three point shootout we're going to have the that's the first thing and then

We're going to have some simulator stream, simulator matches. We obviously have the free throw challenge, which is going to be sensational. The three throw is going to be wild. You can't leave the HQ to make a whole one. It will be sensational. Can we say the date range for that? We have it on calendar. We don't have a date, but we have the date.

Well, no, we have the three-point contest. It's likely going to be on the 28th. This coming Thursday. Thursday. And are we doing the three-point contes each person? Or is it? So, no, everybody's going to get 25 shots. But as a group, we're going to go.

for more than a number. Yeah. Everybody's got to cook a lot. You're gonna, it's more or less our total group three's made. The golf, uh, the golf picks or the culture picks.

We are, we're going, we're going all year. Yeah. You're right though. The three point, like if it comes down to you, I want people to ride for us.

Like, I definitely want them ride for us. I just don't want to let anyone down. I know for sure. We're gonna let people down. I mean, people are going to be on both sides. Yeah.

If they ride against us, if you ball out. If you go, if you go, Less. But no, I will see, watching someone like myself who's not an athletic person, the less than would be the play. But I would see the riders who want to watch us succeed would bet the more.

They take that into account, though. We got some shooters. We do. We get some people. Are we in a practice? No, it's a team. That day, I mean, I'll go in there. So everybody come by.

Say the more than for the group is 70. No. Or each going to shoot. Everybody should. Oh, because they were putting the stats for each person. No, but they're adding them all right to make one number. Oh. But to be honest, I thought that too.

That's so much pressure off me then. For sure. But you want to be able to contribute. Now, if I step up and go balls to the wall, that changes everything. It does. Correct. You know. If D-Man goes in, fucking puts in a good amount and then it's us that fail,

he's going to throw in a few like, oh, I mean, I've held my end of the bargain. No, I wouldn't do that. No. I was 10 and a half. I had 12. Yeah. Yeah. Now, if I go 12 for 25, I'd like to think that as a group collectively, we're going to be in a great spot.

The entire internet invitation. You're going to have to be the anchor. There's got to be a rule for somebody who wins you. Yeah. Just like order? Yeah. What's that? I think Lamb's got to hold a fort down.

Lambs is probably our ace. We have a good shot. Like I have a good shot. You can shoot it. Yams can shoot it. When Yams gets hot, he's really good. I think we're, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll see. Is Jensen going? He is. I'm going, but I'm a liability. Yeah, we just need a couple of you. The line reflects that. The line wills.

We just see a couple of that. Double dipping on that. Yeah, and double dipping. It will be nerve-wracking, though. Like,

I don't want to fuck. Like, I just don't want to fuck that on. I mean, it comes down to Jaybone, and we need like three and you can hit it. That would be brutal.

That would suck. Yeah, maybe Lambers. Lambers has a great shot. But Yams, when we played, the one time he was like, it was like,

It was like watching Jimber Fredetto. Yeah, but that's true that happened. I think that kind of is being used. I'm not saying against me, but my line is not going on based on that performance. You know what's like it's like you had a few really awesome rounds and your fucking handicap

now is really low. But I would say Lambs has one of the wettest jumpers I've seen. He's got a flick of the wrist. I'll tell you what, though. He's not going to get into that key and bang though. No, he said a game. He does not like to bang. He didn't use his size again. to be the way he should have.

And I don't know what... That's stupid. Going down low with him. Yeah. Well, I figured he was Steve Novak. I just kept him on the outside. He just waits for the ball.

He does not like to bang. And then you see Hudson and Mikey V. Yeah. And there was like M.M.A. down there. Oh, it was crazy. That's not the key. That's the octagon. Yeah.

But they were playing for more. They were playing for like the top five. It's like they were fucking like, that was more than pride of the line. thing without like trying to like win it win it all it is it's kind of a flaw but I will say

like if I'm on your team like I'm not good I'm probably going to bang you but I will fucking die for the ball like I'll I'll give everything I got like it could be a pick up game and I would have foul out I know but I got heart I will say that yeah I think so anyways I think that's a very

what's the word amendable admirable admirable admirable admirable crazy. I think that's a great word

fuck up today and I had been saying it for years it's not even like I just like fucked it up I said pulverized

I said he's a very pulverizing guy dude I have been saying pulverizing he's the Hulk as if he's like as if he's just like punching people he's just breaking shit

and the piece that was very pulverizing yeah I do I can't say you are very pulverizing I do that all the time. Polarizing.

Somebody said for the only dumb show we should try to like get me to finish say how bad I would fuck it up like to put them out there and then have me finish

the same thing. Sometimes with the ass Bob's like a kid came up to us at the mean greet and he asked me a question and he's like oh he's like

Joe do you know the answer and Joe's like oh um and then like he didn't know the answer to it to which one? Remember this the square the rectangle

or the at the New York I saw the least oh yeah I fucked that one up but I I will say in this group, the first person that I would go to with a knowledge question is Stubi because he is a wealth of knowledge.

I do think, like, I know, the problem with me, I know a lot of shit about nothing. I know, like, facts that, like, are not relevant. Okay. Back to action. Jeez. I just farted. I know.

I know that that's going to stink. It's going to wreak. That's a Hawaiian bro's fart. Like, I mean. Yeah, that's the sumi, sui, sui, or whatever. The sui, sui, super. Tony Finow loves him some That Macs salad

He really likes that Mac salad Salad. Salad don't like him. No, but I will say that Excuse me? F-P... Huh? What? That salad isn't

in the green. But did you see the way he says that yeah, that's salad? Anyways, that was crazy. I wanted to finish what I was saying. Steve Horv added that. Remember the one time where Graham was like getting all silly?

And he's like, all right, it's part four. He's like, I was like, whoa. That's enough life. Back to golf. Yeah. He's like, Hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey.

All right. It's horrible. Talk about playing Horvette. Plan Horvette. Anyways, Pete. No, I was just saying that like FP's got a ton of knowledge

on like stuff. I know a lot of things like, I feel like I would be like a good like a family feud guy. Like I feel like I know enough like about certain shit. But there's some things that I'm just clueless. I really want to go on family feud. I've always wanted to.

We could do it. We got a five. We have a five more like a bike. Like a bob. sports like good answer good answer good answer good answer I love that shit just went on it yeah he said strawberries they all just went on getting the answer problem is cutsy I think Steve Harvey would have a field day with you like yeah you'd fuck up and he'd be like do Joseph you dumb ass he said pulverizing

is that where uh is that where darius came from yes go Shut up, man. You got a wife. Yeah, that's one of my favorite. Let's go, there is. Can you imagine just starting to bark? Fast money is very, is very, uh, I got a great bark. You guys ever hurt me bark?

No, no. We had nothing else to talk about. Fucking rip. Yeah, it's not really good. You ready? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it a deep bark?

It's a dog bark. Really? I think... Whoa! Whoa! Holy shit. It's really good. Go get it.

I would tell you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm telling you. Yeah. You're not going to be dogs. God the fails. You've got a shoe in to fucking stand it for a dog.

I do that shit randomly, dude. Hold more bound over here, dude. That was crazy. How'd you learn that you knew how to do that? I could do big barks and little go out. Why, you got a big bar? Give me the big one.

He could be a big one. He's got to double dipping. He's got the big dog. He's got the big dog. I'm doing that door dress driver. when I'm going to leave my door, start barking. That's one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Dude, that door d'ardess thing we were talking about,

what was Teddy showing the clip of the guy? That's going to be, I can't wait to open TikTok and just see FP dark. Oh, yeah, that's for sure. I mean, we can have something to talk about, Bob. We've had two unbelievable guests in the matter of two days. Shinnecock came out yesterday. Chinatcock. We had Justin Thomas.

We got bangers coming. Bryce. There's never been a time where we'd be on the pocket. Like, man, these sets of videos are not great. Yeah, hey,

don't watch for the next few weeks. We know the time we could have said that. But, yeah, there was a two weeks stream where we thought it was, we were talking about this week. There was a two weeks stretch

where we stopped the channel. It was his first trip. He comes on the trip. Probably couldn't be more excited and the entire time we're talking about, well, channel's dead.

What's what we're going to do after this? Yeah, tell that from your side. So it was my first trip. It was like the three or four months after becoming on full time and I had just dropped out of college. Yeah, that's a good preface. It was the Breezy Miami, I think, was the very first time I met you guys.

And like a week later, we did the road trip. You were there? The Breezy Miami? Yeah. That's an initiation. And so we're on the road trip. I remember. We're on like the second Airbnb and we just got done filming.

And you guys were just like, Fuck, the channel's dead. Like, fuck. And I'm just sitting there like, yo, I just dropped out of college for this shit. Like, I just spent like a year of my life in the lab learning tracers and thumbnails and channel's dead. It was scary times. Did you believe it? No. I mean, look, for my perspective, the channel wasn't dead. It was the biggest thing in the world for me. What's going on, folks? It's your guy FP. I want to talk about the sponsor of today's podcast. Seekeek. Seekeek is the number one rated ticketing. with over 35 million downloads, festivals, sporting events, concerts, you name it, they got it.

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we're not going to do this anymore like we're not doing bullshit yeah Yeah. We got to make sure there's no like we just got to film something today. Let's get something out. I think, you know what? To the fans credit, like they want to watch something. They don't want to just watch a three man scramble. So it forces us to like be creative. I mean, we now got two new series out of it with Bob Brick and 80 and the haters series and all this shit. And it kind of like makes our channel a lot more versatile. It makes it fun and makes it like you could really like, you know, watching one episode of something. And the next week. We got something else. So it forces us to be, you know, creative and be better. And I think, too, also the, like the standard of what everybody else is doing is also all around is improving. You know, you got really cool series.

What's he doing? Touching your hair. It just flows, man. He's touching who's hair? Your hair. As you were, you were saying a great speech. And he's like, this guy is just in another. I thought you were seeing what am I doing.

I was like, I thought I'm saying something pretty, pretty. insightful. But what I was saying is like there's other people around who are all everybody's game I think has been elevated and I think in the like it's really cool for me and when we look back that for four years now we've been doing this like it's pretty crazy. I got a tribute question because I think I know the answer. When was the last time we've done a three man scramble that wasn't to bring it back? Like food challenge that was I'll say that wasn't a food because I know it's it's It's been a long time.

There was one where we thought it would be a good idea, and as it turned out, it just was not. Hold on. By ourselves, just us? It was just us. We did three minutes grab. Nine holes. What's that? Nine holes?

18. It was, I think it was 18. Was it in Virginia? That's exactly right. You're good. Remember? We just did an old trail? The devil's ass.

Oh, that golf court. Devil's not. Yeah. That golf course is fucking hard. But we ended. up shooting the lights out. Yeah. Cuts he threw a club.

Yeah, winter green. Winter green. That's exactly right. He chucked the putter and there was a guy in the fairway who like was a follower or like a supporter of the show. And he like ended up leaving a comment. He's like, I was in the fairway. Joey D.

turned and Chuck. I promise you. I swear. Can confirm putter was thrown. He's like guys were great even though he fucking launched his putter out. I was also on the moon when they landed. I saw. They just didn't film the video.

You double dipping ass. Yeah. That's a big accusation. That's crazy. You said such an eloquent opinion. He's like, I think you're fucking with us. I have a question. Maybe for Jet or for anybody actually.

Like, we say we've been doing it for four years. Do you think like four more years down the road we're still doing this? In some capacity, for sure. I hope so. I want to do a Bob does. That's a cop out. Yeah, that's double dipper. That's a triple dipper, dude.

I couldn't tell you because. He went with the matto stick. Why is it a cop out? No, because I mean, it's kind of like a yes or no. You sit to some capacity. If I had to say yes or no, I'll say yes for sure. Okay, well, that's good. More likely than not.

I got to be honest, though, like, I can't imagine a world where I'm 50 years old and people still want to watch me. We got some time on that. So that's 10 years. So I think like five years is probably, you don't know what the evolution of the, of, yeah. I honestly, I'm getting older. I've gotten funnier.

Yeah. Everybody's riding along. People watching are also getting older. Yeah. They're going to watch with us. His generation though. They're just not going to buy in. What are you going to do if like in five to ten years like Luca comes home and he's like, dad, like my friend showed me a video.

His, my dad showed me a video. He said, oh, you're friends with Luca tomorrow. Let me. And then he showed me a video. Not a bad way. I'm saying how are you going to. Dad, dad, what's the oil rig? Yeah, doing the oil rig.

Dad, can you talk about that? My friends at school say you do something called the oil ring. I know. I think it's in great. I think you should just embrace it. This is a bigger convo, Luca. You sit down. Let's go in your oil rig and he does that.

It's unbelievable. It's so funny, but I have wondered what would happen if Luke comes up and he's like, dad, like, I discovered these videos and like, and it's going to happen all of us if we're being honest, but you the most. I mean, I mean, it is what it is. That's what I do. He goes, Yeah.

We were talking about, I think Gatsi went to the bathroom, and it like just came into my head. It's like, Luca, like, Luke is going to, they're going to go down and be like,

dude, like you sure we're going to smoke weed? Like, you know, your dad's upstairs. Lucas would be like, oh, like he'll never.

He's been on a gummy since, since the Virginia road trip. Yeah, dude. The shit I've seen of him. I think he'll be pretty easy on right now. I think we're going to be boys. I really do. When you're doing the oil rig

And you're doing it like, he says it like an info Marshall, he's like, and then if you're really enjoying yourself, you can give him the old switcharoo. Yeah. Well, it's supposed to be the one stop shop Shamwow. Yeah. It's supposed to be the one stop shop to give you all the info to successfully pull off the maneuver.

It's like he's calling it audible. Yeah. Red seven, Red seven. He saw the line back of the shift. Red seven red sevens all time. Red seven red seven. You know at the end of the day, here's the thing is like he's going to he's he's absolutely going to see but like part of it too is i i'm

kind of you know in character on the show i'm not like an i oh what are you talking that's a cut that's not true yeah that's not true and b don't say that you're not like i'm not true you don't have to cut it's so false like i think on on on like when i'm going crazy like that that's not who i am old time not true my what see are you You're talking about. It's more, it's more like accentuate. No. It's not.

I have done everything with you. And I can confirm that is you do it off camera. Are you playing it up on the craps table too? Are you a little extra there? Not that, not that, but I'm saying like, I'm saying like, I think if you know me in, in person, like, I have moments where I'm fucking crazy. I'm saying, no, but I'm saying, if you know me in person, like, I'm, I have

moments where I'm totally crazy. But then I have moments where I'm very normal. That's the same thing on the show. As you do in videos. I think the videos are more just a whole lot of crazy. But that's because you're in the environment where you're playing like bad. Yeah.

But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm so I think what I'm trying to say is that like him watching me on YouTube isn't different than him seeing me at home as dad. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Okay. You as a father. You as a father is different from you.

But to say that you on camera are a character. No, but do you understand what I'm saying? I'm with my friend. That's my whole question. As a father, I get that. But Joe, he's, that's the whole point. He sees you as a dad and then one day his buddy shows him you as your golf course you. That's not going to happen for a long time.

It's not like, it's not like, Lear DiCaprio was going to be like, well, that was, that was, that was, um. Yeah, I was acting. Yeah, I was Jordan Belfort. in that movie. That wasn't me. That's, that's not what it is. But that's my point is that as a dad, it's a different dynamic. So, but you know, I think it's also cool that our children, when we have them respectfully, respectively, um, and respectfully, they're going to be able to like, you know, you always ask like, dad, what were you like as a kid or he's like, I used to do stuff. And there's not, there's nothing to see. Like you just, it's all stories and stuff. It's like,

it'll be pretty cool that our kids can like look back and be able to see their father. as like a as like a normal person to be able to watch that and like that's really cool i think you're going to love that shit i do they're going to get to know you they're going to know you better because of that even the podcast that we do is like hearing like like these podcasts or the brilliant dumb show like they can like get good insight as to like you know oh dude you have hours yeah it's pretty wild yeah you could go back and listen your son especially the podcast it's a great point When his mom went into labor And you were at fucking

That's so true On one fairway Finishes the round That is crazy I was gonna miss out on a lot of videos I had to help the fellas get one in You also couldn't get a flight till that night If you recall

I made it home I was in the hospital And did you have to go straight to She was no so I went home She was like in pre-labour and then like It was like one in the morning When I got home and then like six things

30 in the morning we were almost seven we went to the hospital and then was i think yeah luca was born at 3 30 on the 16th of july what do you think the more or less of total hours combined we have footage you guys have me oh that would be fucking i was thinking bob to sports what do you think it is for the brilliance of hundreds and hundreds 400 hours you have to think we got like 400 videos and i average an hour long 400 I feel like I can picture at this was clearly weeks ago or maybe months I remember seeing 422 hours there's like possibly and there's channels podcasts there's all the clips yeah you could see it I think it's on the like home page

it'll show like but the how many hours of so you could do the Brownley Dumb show YouTube too yeah yeah really dumb show you guys go back years but also just I mean I can't just body and there's an episode every single week we haven't missed an And you've been in it for a few years, right? We're almost there. I know, thank God. A few years? Oh, yeah.

What, three years at least? I think probably three, four years, me and Mikey. A few years before that. You know, crazy. So I don't know, you can't see total minutes, but it's like, you can see watch hours. So it's like LeBron, the LeBron video has been watched for 1.4 million hours, which is crazy. Wild.

How many views is that out, though? 3.3. 3 something? He has more. Around there. 3.3.257. 4. Bob really wants 3.4.

He can also say to your son when he's like, you could be his listen, Luca, I was doing it for you. I will say it is so cool to watch him. He didn't want to disappoint. It is really cool to watch him like grow up and like get bigger. But Bob, we were talking about this earlier. Bob is crazy, man. Because like Bob was saying to me the other day on the plane. like, you know, I just can't wait

till Luca starts talking. I'm going to have so many questions for him. It's like, he's not going to be able to have a conversation. He's going to be seeing like, Dada and Mama and Bob's like, so, Luca, tell me when your dad comes home. Does your dad shower every day? Yeah, 60 minutes with Luca

and he's going to be able to barely form a sentence. Mikey told Mikey was staying at Katz's house in this way. This I got such a kick out of it. It just makes all sense in the world. he said like when Cutsi he's like dude he's like when he reads like the books to Luke he's like

the whole house can hear it so Mike he's in the guest room and he could hear Cutsi going and what sound does the whale make and he goes booh and he makes like the loud it's sad

I heard a lot of it today that's insane I heard a lot of it of that today when I was down here editing and you're on the phone but I think I think that's very endearing I think that's a good thing oh I don't think it's a bad thing no I'm not that I was saying

I think it is very present yeah I think when you talk when I talk to my son like I don't talk to him like I would talk to a person you talk you talk in character like it's like oh you know like your voice changes you get excited like like for me like if I make him laugh

that's the best thing in the world I I feel on top of the whenever I can like see him reacting to something that I said and like laughing. And he does a lot. Now in five, 10 years he might be like my dad's nuts. I think but right now it's so special. And I think, you know, hopefully at some point when we all have kids, like it'll be really cool to see them like interact and like, I can't wait to see this one. You didn't go past them.

I don't want him to feel ever pressure being like, oh, my dad does this. I need to do this. I don't want him just to be himself. and like if he likes it and he wants to get into golf I would love him to get into golf and be good and be like this is what you don't do and this is what you do you know so I'm Bryson about that

like imagine if Bryson's kid just has like no yardage like his kid just like gam pumping out like his club so he does a what's in the bag and like his pitching wedge is like you know what I mean 80 yards yeah but no I mean look it's a good it's a good point Pete yeah I'm saying let's just go for like 10 more minutes Oh, you don't got to tell me.

Trust me, I had the guy. Bob's a dangerous guy because Bob's a dangerous guy because he'll ask everyone you know when he meets them. Oh, yeah. To fucking tell, like, this stuff that they know, like he wants to know the deepest dark. He wants the dirt, dude. It's fucking crazy. When my dad came on and he was in the car. That was great.

I enjoyed that. Yeah. What the fuck. I mean, between my dad and the shit that he's going to say. Yeah. And the questions that Bob's going to ask him, it's going to be a fucking. Papa Perez. But I am, I'm very curious.

Yeah, you're a curious guy. I will say, I'm not just asking. No, I know. I'm not just asking to ask. I'm very curious. That's why one of the reasons you're good at, like, interviewing stuff. You're very curious about other people. I do.

You're interested. They say that about Joe Rogan. They just say he's like the most curious dude in the world. And that's why his show is good because he legit gives a shit. The thing with Joe Rogan, though, he's a smart curious. Like, he's like, in me, it's more of a dumb curious. Yeah, but it's, I mean, it's more of a dumb curious. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. If you want, you can tell it's genuine when you're asking about another person. True. But like, it is scary when, like, you're asking my friends for, like, dark secrets about me. Yeah. Yeah. It's horrifying.

Yeah. Especially when you have them. Right. I know. And you're wondering. Yeah. And you're wondering if, like, your friends remember them. Yeah.

Like, are they going to, yeah. That's the worst part. Yeah. And then you see, like, them exchanging numbers. And Bob's like, hey, if you have any old photos of him being a fucking idiot, just send him my way. I think it's a good thing that we didn't get Bob on the other side. side of the table in the lie detector video. He would have a feel

that. We had his chance. He had every opportunity. I was not going to put anybody in a bad spot. Well, because, yeah, but you went first. So when you were done, it was like I could see him just bringing that guy to HQ one day and not even filming it just for his own fucking entertainment.

He wouldn't do that. That was fun by the way. Tacomo, they fucking put on a show. That would do that. When that lie detector comes out, it's going to be good. it's going to be hilarious there's some there's some shit that happens that

that is just like oh man it's it's funny it's a great concept too I mean it's it definitely is a little scary you know not spoiler but like when I asked

you love me like imagine if it was just like no that that was like fuck like asking the questions sometimes you don't want to know the answer yeah yeah dude thank God to come out of Tim that way I felt such bullshit

dude Hey, no spoilers. No spoilers. It's a trailer. It was a little trailer. You'll have to watch. I don't know if they cut that part out, but it might have. I love everyone of God's creatures.

I'm cutting that. Whoa. That was all. Oh, no. The pod part, not the question. That's a cop out. Yeah. What part?

Spoil that. No, fuck you. That was funny. That's funny. We didn't say anything. Yeah. Okay. You know what?

It's a good. It's a good trailer. The fact that it starts with that, though. We're not going to get, we're not going to spoil it. It's got nothing to do with the equipment. I'll tell you what he came out of the gates asking that question. It's crazy. Sometimes, sometimes you just know.

Let me tell you. He knew. It's not true, though. It's not true. It's not true. It really isn't true. What is that? Like, who's Dan?

Oh. Detector Dan. Oh, Inspector Dan. Inspector Dan. Oh, Inspector Dan, Bobster. Yeah, I don't want a spoiler. Hey, what I. comes out, everybody can, I want to go back.

Whoa, whoa. Hey, when the Tacoma video comes out, that guy was great. Tacoma lie detector. That's a good brief. Perfect mix of, uh, he's professional, but like, he, he, it's, that's got to be the most ridiculous job he gets to. Oh, yeah. Like, he does a lot of, like, serious shit.

Yeah. Police department in jail. It's like, yeah. Like parole, like, real shit. And he's got, he's got hired by a fucking golf company. Yeah. To fucking. and find out if Bob really loves the jet.

Like, what the fuck is that? Like, I don't think it was lost on him. I will say, when they pan it, try not to give too much away, but it's great. When they do pan it to you guys, it's like, because like, once you ask the question, there's nowhere to hide. Like, it's just, it's a wild, wild thing. The old lie to that. We still have not talked at all about Justin Thomas or Bryson.

Good point. We just keep, this podcast, we just keep bound. Those are the good one. I know, but I was going to say, I think legitimately, and you guys can correct me if I'm wrong, I think the last two days, we filmed Justin yesterday, we filmed Bryson today, both 3V-1s. I think, I think in my mind, two of the best videos we've ever filmed. I agree. Yeah.

I mean, mass. Like unbelievable banter. Two different videos, too. Great golf. Great, like. It was fine. JT was a great. time. He was. He was happy to be there and like he's he's a chill like him and I've like kept up a

little bit. I played a pro am with him out in Hawaii a couple years ago at the century and then I've kind of like seen him around town. Um, music, you know, some stuff and he's just a normal guy. Like especially I think, you know, all these guys are a little protected. You're protective. I would say protect is not the right. Protective. Like they're, you know, everyone wants something. Everyone's grabbing at you everybody looks at you as oh this is justin thomas pro golfer a major champion not like that's justin you know what i mean and i think he came out there and he was more like happy to be out with the boys than he was like working they give us a lot of their time too especially i mean they're out there for yeah in the heat he's got a kid he's got one kid now yeah kid yeah

a year-half daughter we got the full joey d pbp he did he was enjoying that's what's fun is watching them. I think he had fun. Because I don't, maybe, he's definitely seen it, but I don't, he didn't strike me as he's been like in seeing a ton of it, which was good. It made it really good. He literally told me that I'm not for everyone with the golf game, which is probably a good way to put me, but I do think he enjoyed, I think he enjoyed the show.

He was great. He was a big, big gap because that, that was awesome. He's now scratched off. You know next for me is speed. Jones Piff? Oh, that would be so good. You've gotten Fee now, which is what you wanted all along. He's wanted to speak for a long time.

We got Sheffler to some capacity, but not the full-fledged experience. I mean, we're starting. I was going through my head the other day. We've done a lot of pros now. Zander. I want to go down. Justin. I got a guy.

We got Homa. I know. I know. What you're going to say, Bob. Next one on the radar. Go ahead. Who is playing amazing golf. And he just seems awesome.

And he follows me, which is big. So hopefully he's watching this. Up and comer. Yeah. And he seems right in my wheelhouse. I mean, all of ours. Real cool, dude. From my home state.

From my home state. Fellow Jersey. Go Godder up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He seems like a chill dude. He would be awesome.

Yeah. I think he'd be a lot of fun. But yes. I want to see that swing in person that like. It's cool. I love that shit, dude. It's like homemade. I love that kind of golf.

He doesn't. He doesn't, um. he doesn't close his glove. He plays golf with an open glove. When I saw him that, I was like, oh, he forgot to close the glove. No, he never closes it. Because he's a baseball.

I don't know the exact reason I think it has to do that. Or like he one time played real, I don't quote me on this, but something happened once and he like never did it again. Chris Goddorup, if you're watching, we're ready.

That would be amazing. And he showed up to the course of the Joey D. Yellow on Yellow fit a couple weeks ago. It just makes sense. I just think he would be great. Not that that's the Joey D. Yellow,

but it was to me. Couple on our radar. Our Bryson video coming out is amazing. JT. video, amazing. True bangers coming. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then, you know, there's another thing that hasn't been talked about.

But next week or whatever it is, there's a video that has a wild moment go down. Oh, is it. Again, I keep saying that. Is the gauntlet? No, it was the gauntlet. Oh, the gauntlet. Yeah. Oh, man.

I love a gauntlet. The gauntlet's always something happens. Yeah. Everything that we have, like. like pent up in us towards each other it's finally like I'm fucking going against you and I got some shit I've been wanting to say yeah this guy it's like the golf is like secondary right you're talking about you're like everyone's having a good time yeah everything's all sunshine and rainbows and then the gauntlet comes and everyone's like you're a piece of shit for like not throwing your trash away at the Airbnb like last week you know a rattled cuttsies when that guy in um uh grand geneva was like hey cuttsy like I ran you on time like you littered that was God, he was fun. He's like, what the fuck did I fucking litter? I don't fucking litter.

And then there's tape. There's certain. There's tape. Oh, the tickets? Wait, there's tickets? Do you remember he got the parking tickets?

And he wouldn't, because he had a Canadian place. That was different. He was like, I don't have to pay these. And he put him, pulled him off his car and he threw him. That's what he's talking about.

No, he was talking about that I, no, he was saying that I littered on the golf course. No, no, no. I promise. I promise you. He was talking about that video.

No, there was a piece of trash. on the golf course. He's like, oh, you littered? Just like, you always littered? And I was like, yeah, I was referring to that video. Yeah, that's fine.

But I was like, I do, I did not fucking litter. I don't, I respect the golf course. I'm not going to throw trash on the golf course. Calling somebody a litterer is a fuck-up. It is fucking. That's a dangerous fucking amused. Imagine seeing somebody to not be like,

hey, well, what's up? She'd be like, hey, you litter. I thought it was great. What a fucking disturbed young man that was.

No, come on. No, what is it? You don't do that. That's not that's not built like I'm sorry And you know what Maybe he's a nice guy

But in that moment You don't You don't You don't That's not how you were supposed To be brought up Yeah His character

Like your mom and dad Don't raise you to go up And say Hey You're an asshole Like you go up You see high But maybe

But maybe you were He was a huge fan He met you He was a little nervous And like the first thing That came up He was being a prick No I think he was

There's time There's time I feel like I have a good gauge Of when Katsi's like Really pissed But in times I've crossed the line

You could tell that he's fucking mad. Now he's going to get over it in 10 seconds, so just ride it out. But that was an interaction that got him really mad. There's some interactions that will set him off. That's one. There's a few things that piss me off a lot.

And, you know, but I will say this. I feel like I'm pretty good at rolling with the punches overall. I take a lot of shit. The greatest. And I will say this is like with, like even if, even if like we get into it,

Like if one of us, you know, I've gotten into it with everybody in the group at times. But like after it's done, after the fact, I'll be, I'll be right in there. I'll be like, listen, I was out of hand. I'm sorry. And it's like, we move on. Like, good boys. Like, you're not going to fucking let a little tussle, you know, keep us. You're truly the goat with that.

There's nobody better. You get into it with the D man. I'd go to war for anyone in this room. Just that's fucking shicker. Chicker got a little taste of that. But I, I, I, people think, people think. People think, first of all, I'm going to set the record straight. People think that him and I and me, when I refer to Jensen, that we like hate each other.

Somebody in Cutsi. Yeah, it's crazy. Because I actually think that, like, I have great relationships with everyone here. But, like, I would go to war. And I have, I, I will. You have. You've gone to war for me before. I feel like if you were in, like, in a bind, like, and if you didn't call me to, like, come help you for something, I would be like, how come he didn't think about me.

Yeah. Remember that time I called you in L.A. because I couldn't get into Bob's place. Yeah. And I was ready to come and help you out. I was coming there. Dude, I had two options and I explored both. Did you go into your house?

Did you climb over the fence? I tried. My neighbor. I tried. It was a long way down. My neighbor came to me. It was still sleeping. And I walk out.

I was like, take out of the trash. She's like, yeah, I'm going to call the cops. Like, I think somebody tried to get in last night. And then the glass. Like, somebody cleared. I was like, what the fuck? fuck is that and then I just I walked inside I was like oh it was fucking stupid did you go back out and say something to her no I then got inside and it was like a moment where I was like oh

it was fucking stupid yeah yeah I mean we had to leave the next day San Diego was we were going to Palm Springs I was doing I couldn't get in it was it wasn't calling you or if it was you were sleep was late it was very very late and um I The keys to the rental car were inside so I couldn't, like, go sleep in the rental. It was like, it was a weird night. And remember this? I knew how much time I had. Oh, you were going to go San Jose.

I knew I had six hours. That's crazy. So what I was going to do was, I had no option. Like, who was going to sleep outside? You could have gone and checked into a hotel? No, I couldn't because it was too late. This is actually one of the funniest. It gets a certain point in the night where you can't check in the hotel for that night anymore.

He was going to. I was going to take in. I looked at the map. I have, like, old student. I have six hours. So I'm going, what is three hours away from me and then three hours back? I was going to take an Uber to San Jose and I had put in like the sharks arena. It's the only thing I could think of.

So I put in the sharks arena and I was going to add a second stop, which was back to where I was picked up. And I was going to get into this. The driver was going to be like, yo, what the fuck? I was going to get into this Uber and I was just going to sleep. He was going to drive three hours away and he was going to drive three hours back. And that was my six hours. So did the demon answer the phone? Yeah,

finally he was like, he's like, what's going on? I was like, I was like, aren't you saying to Bob's? I was like, five in the Lord knows

I wasn't answer. And that's my damn joke. He's like, are you okay? What's going on? Like, aren't you at Bob's? I was like, I can't get into Bob's. I can't get into Bob's.

I was in a weird spot. And you were like, I mean, yeah, Nicole's here, but like, yeah, of course you can come like sleep on the futon. And it was like right after I was about to come to you that he like finally came outside

and like, I'm sure I was looked wild and I just went I was like thank you so much and I don't think I said three words to you I walked in that door

took my shoes off went straight upstairs and lay down it was like he had just been electrocuted I don't think we said a word I just kind of scared dude it was in LA

like the streets of like it's not like a bad area but I didn't gobering to the San Jose shark stadium it's where we were at that is I was like

like I considered, I swear to you, I considered crawling under the rental car and sleeping on the road. Oh my God. What was that going to do? You couldn't go into a hotel? I'd check into a hotel at the morning. I didn't know where to go. But you previous, you had prior book, though, is like, no. I was at a place where I wasn't talking to anybody. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, then that's, and I couldn't do it on the app and it was over. Like, at that point it was over. Yeah. If you couldn't talk, then that's, yeah. You know, that takes checking into a room out of it. Yeah. So Bob couldn't say word. Sleeping under the car is...

What the fuck am I going to do? That guy was... What am I going to do? By the way, you're a lot more slim than now than you were... Yeah, dude. Like, I don't know. I just crawled under a fucking van, bro. Do you remember what I did to that, that outlet?

Like, you're slim now. You could do that, but back then you were just... That was my asshole man. Stop dropping a roll. He hit the band. I would have... Dude, imagine the next day, like, God forbid. God forbid somebody's outside, like, watering their plants and he comes out from under the fucking man.

I just, what the fucking. Hey, all he'd have to do is do one of those barks and they think he was a human dog, dude. I'm going to tell you right now. A raccoon coming out of a Leland woodland creature. If I saw that in the morning, I'd be like, yo, I'm on fucking crap. I'm also going to tell you right now. Well, you would be in L.A. Logistically.

on pavement, I was not going to scoot under there. The only way I was going to do without, like, tearing my clothes is I was have to have to roll. I was going to have to roll under that car. And then I was going to have to roll out from under that car. So somebody in the morning would see me rolling out from a hungry car. Why not just lay on the grass? Because, dude, it was so windy. But the cop.

It was so windy, dude. I lost my hat, flew away. I couldn't. That was gone. Gone down, Lascenica. Gone like he was electrocuted. I thought someone was following me. You were fucking cook.

I opened the door and he just was shook. I think I think I was. A thinner me would have gotten over that wall. I got to the top of that wall and in your neighbors had placed these spikes for the burghers. Because we had a raccoon problem. So they were these spikes on top of this wall that I had to like move. The only way I got up onto the wall was there was an outlet. There was like an outside outlet that like came up with a little wire and was attached the wall.

I got on top of that to get myself up somewhere in the process. That shit couldn't hold me. And I just rock that off the wall. So your neighbor came out and like the outlets fucking askew sideways. All that all the spikes are knocked off. The things I do to have. The kids can hear the story. Did you try?

Panic. I think that would rival the garage door. Panic, dude. No, the one was out there for a while. He was trucked the guy in Miami. We had that one. When she rolls up, rolls up and smokes that girl on the bike. Yeah, the girl in the wild.

I'll tell you right now. If I had video of you going fucking toe to toe with that old man and the Yankees Come on course. You flattened a 60-year-old man straight onto his back. That was what the jackass guy. I didn't even know what he's talking about. And hits Bamargera. That is what you did.

Bob walked in. He was like turning around talking, shouldered this man. This man went, Bob didn't even inch. Wait, I don't know. He had something. He had popcorn or a hot dog and it was flying, dude.

Bob was awesome. Yeah, the guy, I thought maybe he like broke his hip or something. He was old too. That was bad. And all the guys leveled him. It was right in front of all of us. It was so good. A couple of us had to like, pick him up.

Like we'd give him a hand. We'd get to like, we'd get to like a high traffic area where we couldn't get around people. Like, hey, Bob, can you take care of this? Yeah. Get us to lay in. Let me hear it. Oh, my God. I never heard this story.

But again, you know, even today. If I'm there and like you guys did that. Oh, my goodness. Could you imagine me leveling a guy? Oh, that's just right in my wheel out. That Miami bike situation was bad. I remember Bob was trying to call the guy and speak Spanish. Carol Priscilla.

And we never followed up. It's such a big regret to mind. We got Carol Priscilla to call and speak Spanish. I know. Bob, she flattened me. I had like, no, you flattened her. Yeah, she would fly in. But like, I,

I had like cut in my lip and like it was bleeding and like And then you just get up and keep running I just was like What are you doing? And she was like By the way to me it sounded like She was in the bike lane Even if she was in bike lane

She's going straight down a sidewalk A full speed man comes out of nowhere behind a corner You ran From what it sounds like you ran Full speed out of an area I was running fast If I had to bet money on that I would bet big money that that was his fault.

He held firm that he did nothing wrong. She wasn't in a bike lane. She was on the sidewalk. How about this? Devil's Advocate, that's just someone walking on the sidewalk. You would have hit them. But I'm saying she had a bike.

It's like driving a bike. She should not have been flying a bike on the sidewalk. Now, you're right. I did round the corner, but like there was a bike lane. She could have been in. But if someone was walking the sidewalk as they were supposed to, you would have ran them over.

Yeah. And if, you know, and if the sky was orange, then, you know. But I do agree. Like, finish that sentence. The sky would be orange or not blue. Fair enough. She should not have been riding the bike in the sidewalk like that. Like that's the, but again, it was.

I wouldn't say one person was to blame. We both, it was a collision. I couldn't talk to her. She didn't speak a word of English. So I just realized I wasn't getting anywhere and I just got it up and ran back to the fucking store. I could just like patting her on the head. just running off. I did, yeah.

I was like, sorry, sorry. You sund her. What else were gonna do? Bob, you speak English. No hablo, Español, man. You did, you did, just like tavern. I was like, are you okay?

I was like, oh my God, are you okay? And I like kind of like, like went like this on her head. And then I was like, oh, okay, sorry, sorry. And then I ran away. That does it for another day. I gotta go to bed. The Bob does sports podcast,

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