Bob Does Sports Podcast - Our Latest Prank On Joey Cold Cuts!
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The best prank of all time, like we did the links of Victoria with Joe.
We just sent him out to Jupiter and none of us were ever going to come back.
None of those were like ever going to go out.
I don't like how you keep bringing that up.
I have not seen one of single one of you guys yet.
I asked Jeff the other day, have you found a place that's like, I don't know what I'm doing.
All right, let me bring in this.
Let me bring in this guy.
You ready for this?
Can you see him yet?
No.
You can't see him yet.
Get ready for this.
What is you Cam Newton?
I am so cold right now.
I'm so, I'm like shivering.
I am so sick right now.
It is not even, I am shivering in this apartment.
Come on.
Come on, Peter.
We got to be better.
What?
We got to be on time to podcast moving.
I was on the phone with you.
I was on time.
He was here.
You weren't here on time.
There's no way.
We got off the phone.
Sure.
7.3.
I came in at 401.
401.
Oh, yeah.
I can't deal with this time zone change.
You guys got to get on Eastern Standard Time.
It's just not okay.
You guys being three hours behind.
It's not all right.
You said this about Eastern crime when you lived in L.A.
That's right.
It's a mashup, man.
It's a mess.
This guy's message me at 11 o'clock at night.
I'm in bed.
I'm in Shambles.
Are you really sick?
Yeah, it's not good.
He's in a bad spot.
That's not good.
Like M&M before a rap.
We need your full strength.
Yeah, I know.
I'm, I actually took a B12 shot in the ass today just to get me like up to speed.
You've ever done that, Bob?
No.
Is that where B12 goes?
Yeah, they put it right here, right to the side of your ass cheek.
That's right.
Where did, where did you go for that?
Oh, place right down the road.
In that square, they got, they got a, they got a doctor like a, uh, uh,
I don't even know what he don't claim.
They do them at medalists now?
No, that would be nice.
You get an IV in there?
I might need to sign up for one.
How about you know?
Emergency.
Have you taken any emergency?
What's that?
That sounds familiar.
It's like,
yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Over the counter.
Over the counter.
It's burned into a water bottle, dude.
That's right.
It's like pang.
It's like range.
God damn.
Well, I'd probably let the people know.
This is the Bob DoSports podcast.
Fellows are here.
You know, we talked about waste management last week
as if we wouldn't be able to talk about it this week before we go.
But we have waste management right on the horizon.
And boys are going to say, it's very good to see you.
No Poppy, but come Wednesday, not sure if this is going to come out,
a little somebody's birthday.
Nice little happy birthday to the Poppy.
Poppy.
And he froze.
He couldn't handle it.
He's too much acknowledgement.
Poppy, take the floor, man.
Happy birthday, pal.
Appreciate it, man.
It was my Wi-Fi cutting it out.
It couldn't, you know, live with me getting a little recognition here for two seconds.
The Wi-Fi cut right out.
What's the age now?
Birthday are going to be 31, excited.
I believe I'm just a month older than Bob, I think.
You're turning 31 in March, I believe, right?
Yeah.
So exciting stuff sucks.
I'm not going to be with you guys.
I'm going to be at some fucking wedding.
Dude, my, my, my, my last birthday that I had,
not to take your shine by any means,
but the worst birthday of all time was last year.
We were in Jacksonville.
And Perez gave me this whole speech on how, like,
once you turn 30, like, everything goes downhill
and, like, the young days are done.
And he was dead serious.
It fucked with me so, like, I'm telling you, man.
Like, over half a year.
after that. Like he just fucking buried
me being 30 and how 30s are your
best years, Bob. No, that's not true.
Yeah, because financially, you're at a point where you can enjoy
the fruits of your labor.
To the likes that you could never when you were in your
early 20s. Your
physical health is in such shambles.
You have to go around the corner for a
B-12 shot. I don't know.
That's true. But thankfully
I've enjoyed my 30s
quite a lot.
Yeah.
You know what we got to do?
When Joe turns 40 in two years?
Two and a half.
I'm turning 38 this year.
Well, guess what, Joe?
I'm going to treat that thing like it's your 50th.
Maybe you'll be in Jupiter by then.
It's going to be the youngest 40-year-olds, like the youngest-looking 40-year-old birthday party that's ever going to exist.
We're going to have dinner at Tao.
Yeah.
Sure.
Marlay it right into the nightclub in the evening.
Yeah.
Hopefully Tick will be able to make that one.
Yo, Mikey, Mikey.
Mikey,
Mickey was saying on the Brill and the Dumb show that, like,
the best prank of all time,
like we did the links of Victoria with Joe,
is if we just sent him out to Jupiter
and none of us were ever going to come back to.
None of us were, like, ever going to go out.
I don't like how you keep bringing that up, Bob.
Like, I have not seen one of single one of you guys.
yet commit to even i asked like jet the other day do you have you found a place is like i don't know what i'm doing
you're supposed to be i'm looking and i'm coming march i'm me and if if i don't get an apartment
me and the ticket are air being march first so it's less than a month i can't get that information
last second i can't be banking on this air being yeah you come back you're pop you need to go be making
your own moves off to the side too you can't let this guy dictate every fashion of your life okay i'm
I draw the line somewhere.
Come on, man.
Come on.
But the thing is, if then I get the apartment and then he's banking on the Airbnb,
you'll be the asshole.
That's going to be hell to pay.
That's great fun.
We have so many.
Yama is going to be banking with Jensen in Orlando.
Between all the stuff we have coming up in this month and moving,
it's part of the shit show.
You know, if we were smart, I was going to say, if we were smart,
we would all move to the beginning of January, but what idiot would do that?
Well, it was a shit show.
real bona fide loser that was a nightmare with all no it was tough it was it was it was
yeah it's been a bang job of a transition i finally feel like i'm getting settled yeah at least you're
there now now the the hard part's over people are getting that's room will be ready by this week
and then it's just i need to create my office and then i got to buy patio furniture that's a whole
another story but i'm almost there i'm almost built today joseph take your time i'm trying to get it as
soon as possible man I hate I like I like doing that stuff because I get closer to being
completed but it that that shit wears on you dog that stuff wears on one guy smoked the
door and you'll even see it I like I like two months ago started being like you know last dinner
at Reos or like last round you know so one guy like hit me up he's like Bob if you're gonna
go just fucking go dude has had like 12 last dinners
You're like Rolling Stones.
You've had a million four years.
It's like Sebastian.
He's added another show.
Elton John retirement.
You're right.
How does Sebastian add so many more shows?
No, no.
That's not for a garden that quickly for four nights.
Why not make a day?
It's been a bundle.
It's really good.
That's really good.
Jed, I will see you have more of a defined chin right now.
You're looking solid.
Design chin.
Does that mean I,
I what is that like your jaw line it means you look like you've lost is that because of the the hair
it just it looks like I lost your chin it's like your chin it's your chin it's your chin it's a good
sign it means what is that a result up oh okay yeah I'll take that all right that's fine hair on that chin
a little chin chin that's smart move wow are we are we graduating to a go tee now is no it's all
evolution no no no no it's all coming off and the stash is coming off soon as well I don't like
that I don't yeah I don't like that either
Why?
Yeah,
because you saw a couple bad comments.
No,
no,
no,
it's only,
I've only seen,
I've,
well,
they make those
with the stash
or without the stash.
I've only,
I've only,
um,
I,
it's just enough.
It's been long enough.
It's been what,
two,
three,
it's gonna be three months now.
Yeah,
but it's a seasonal type deal.
It's not like a bit.
Like you,
you just,
you look better with the stash.
You do look better with,
with the,
with the facial hair.
Oh,
see,
that would be a regret of mine.
Like,
I want to get rid of it, but I don't, I would hate to get rid of it to then be like,
you're a fuck, like, what are you doing?
You know?
Maybe get a go to.
Yeah, but I guess now we can really decide because we can see afterwards what people say.
Not that your opinion should be dictated.
Your opinion of yourself should be dictated by the opinion of others, but, you know, beauty.
Yeah, yeah.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.
And in this situation, I'm the beholder and I hate it.
Well, you've also had the mustache long.
enough that getting rid of it will have that same shock factor as you kind of having it,
right?
Like if you would just have a few days and then got rid of it, like there wouldn't have been a
transition.
Now we're going to have like a quick like, oh shit, like you look.
Right.
But then, but then you show up with it again a few months later.
It's like, you know.
I'll never forget the time I came and shaved at Quail Lodge.
Yeah.
Who is that guy?
Yeah.
He looks to be like I was a naked mole rat walking into the fucking cab.
the way if you look at your blow up on on quail lodge it was the day after where you had that
blow up you not having the beard made the blow up i think 10 times if you watch it back is it pops
up on my tic-tok oh i get more on my tic-tok that'll on the four you page of cutsy blow-ups
than i think i get of anything that's a good shit sorry well yeah there's somebody running water
right now it's something seeming then the coles washington
There you go. She's done now.
Oh, no, no. No, no. I thought it was Tickets apartment.
The ticket looks like he's sitting in a fucking sauna right now, dude.
This guy's...
He looks hot. He looks hot. He looks hot. Yeah, yeah.
To be honest, I'm just a red guy. I just...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Keep going.
No, I just keep going on these runs, and the sun is blasting.
Whoa.
It's...
Whoa.
It's...
It looks like you...
I was an Airbnb.
I was my robic of Capricorn.
You're doing it.
Yeah.
So talk to me about these runs, Dave.
The run's picking up.
The eating's picking up, too.
So now I really, like, I've gotten myself motivated to a place where I go out and work out most days.
It's, but the eating is I need the discipline on that end right now.
Because I just, I got back from a run.
And the first thing I did was get a hoag.
I saw a birdle beach and a picture of a hoagie.
And I had to get a hoagy immediately after that.
That's all.
Rural Beach is coming sooner than later, Ticks.
So prepare.
Well, what's happening there?
Do I need to be at a certain week?
We're having a film week.
You know what happens with those.
Yeah, it's true.
People, it's more questions.
Just when is he going to fucking figure it out?
It's 2024.
And I'm trying.
The answer is I'm trying.
What is a workout?
Where are you gross?
So when I come back from this wedding,
I want to get like a one month membership,
but I just go outside and just take a run.
uh-huh that i mean that's are you by king street and all that what's this are you like by king
street are you like in that part of charleston or you know i'm not downtown i you can't run
downtown in any city but i live like in a suburban area and just fucking run
pointlessly aimlessly blasting music into my ears i'll be what are you playing are you
playing like nirvana dude i i could give you i could pick out tickets track i know his taste
What do you think he's playing?
Like he likes Rainbow Kitten's surprise.
Sure.
Like Pearl Jam?
I could see Pearl Jam being on there.
Soundgarden, maybe.
Soundgarden.
It's a lot of reps in.
Oh, I know.
Probably the Kings of Leon.
Yeah, I like them.
But you know what?
I find that rap and like hip hop,
it's just a better,
well, it's just a better beat
to keep a rhythm going when you're out running.
Like it kind of keeps me in rhythm.
And so I actually listen to more hip hop when I'm out there, to be honest.
You know whose soundtrack I would love to hear?
Yaman goes on the elliptical at L.A. Fitness.
Like, system of a down.
Wake up.
Oh, man.
Jimmy, you know, it's only hip-hop.
I'm just a kid and life is a night there.
It's all just like rap songs.
It's all like ticket said.
It's all just like hip-hop.
He listens to a lot of future.
Sure. So what makes you, when you go to the gym, how do you decide on the elliptical over every other cardio machine?
I don't, it's because it's the own. First of all, I don't, I used to. I don't, I don't, now I'm just starving myself, but I used to go. It's the best. It hurts my, it hurts to run. My knees hurt when I run. When you're just slapping down weight on those, on the, on that thing. If you just, you don't know, it's not good for you. What is not good? Running is very bad for you. I think, I think, I think for me. It is.
I'm telling you it's bad for you.
You should do incline walking, high interval incline walking.
Running is going to be very bad for Bob's back in the future.
It's not good for the doors.
Everything is bad.
Look it up, man.
It's not good.
Everything is bad for marathon runners out there and how great a shape that they're in.
I'm not saying that they're not in good shape.
I'm saying it's very bad for your joints.
Everything is bad.
Everything.
I think if you're, if you're, if you're like overweight and you're running,
then I think your your your your knees take a much bigger
sure are pal hey tick hop on an elliptical your knees you don't feel anything
you kind of feel like an old lady just doing the fucking thing and then at the end yeah it's a tough
look but I tell you what there's just a rush that you get from running I'm sure Bob gets it I don't
have it anywhere near him but when when you zone into some music and you're like 20 minutes into that
run it feels so good man it's it comes it comes rare especially when
when you're doing the outside run.
It doesn't really come,
it's come from me on the treadmill for time,
but it really is when you're outside,
and it's like you forget that you're running.
Like the thought,
a lot of times when you're running,
you're thinking like,
all right, I have like 20 more minutes
and you're counting the time.
Like, you hit the runners high,
and you don't even know that you're running.
You're just, you're going.
Now, with that being said,
I ran this afternoon,
and I found a piece of cringe content
that I had been waiting for.
This cringe content was 62 minutes long.
And I ran the entire 62 minutes.
It's like I wasn't even running.
It was, yeah.
You wait till you see, I'll send it after.
It is some of the worst.
It is low, low key video of the year.
Locke.
I did that for an hour.
And then I timed, when I sat down with Qa the Barber today,
I timed when, like I looked at the clock of when I sat down.
I told Joe, an hour and 35 minutes.
That's outrageous.
an hour 35 minutes old.
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Janap Binyaman, what's going on
on your life, pal?
Shambles.
I have, I have,
we have a flight tomorrow.
My favorite flight
ever is L-A-X
to Phoenix,
Sky Harbor.
I would do that daily
if I had to.
It's the best.
You like Sky-Arr?
It's no, I just like
going up and coming down.
By the time you hit the,
by the time they double-dang-you,
you're coming down, all right.
I used to like that flight, too.
I remember those days.
I didn't know, Joseph.
Yeah, I really.
Jupiter, Florida.
Did you put any years?
Florida has me now.
Palm Beach to anywhere is tough.
Welcome to the hashtag connection life, dude.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what you have?
You have the best airport in the game and you reaping those benefits.
West Palm Beach is the number one airport gone right now.
I don't think so.
I do.
The only thing that they're lacking is food choices, but you have the chilies.
And then, but as far as.
You don't need, you don't need, you don't need TSA pre.
You don't need clear.
The whole thing is clear.
You just fucking roll through your thing to the front.
There's nobody on line.
Anywhere you go, there's no direct flights.
I remember.
Maybe like New York.
But a big airport, big airport's bad parking.
It's fucking traffic.
It's long lines.
You know what airport we went through.
which might be the worst airport in the
Miami's the worst Miami's not good Miami's very bad
but I think it's a close second oh is it don't say Orlando
oh I and I wasn't there oh and go that morning I almost missed my flight if my flight
wasn't I got there an hour and a half early I've never been to be fine for any
airport in this country I if my flight wasn't delayed 14 minutes I would have
missed my flight the clear line I'm not gonna get into airports but that
That has got to be, I think it's Disney.
Did you miss your initial flight already?
What's that?
Didn't you miss your initial flight?
Well, I rescheduled.
I rescheduled my first flight.
I was thinking I had to close up.
Technically, I guess I missed it, but I rescheduled it before I would have missed it.
Because I woke up thinking I had to close that Airbnb down.
And then I realized you were still in bed.
I won't say the only.
Airbnb 20 minutes after my first flight took off.
That air, it is, especially waking up at that early, that was the only thing I will say, though, is they did have a Wendy's.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
The Dave's triple is a la tick.
It's, it's, it's, it's, yeah.
When I texted ticket, six in the morning, what do you want from Wendy's?
And he said the Dave's triple, that's got to be one of your lower moments, Dave.
Six in the morning, six at night, four in the morning.
Doesn't matter.
The FBI has a Chili's.
We ate in the PBI Chili chilies a few times.
Chili's too.
Yeah.
But that's at Chili's Express.
It's not as good.
Yeah, true.
But yeah.
I will say, though, if there's like one thing that I could see at the airport when you have time,
one of my favorite things to see is a Chili's.
I will say.
It was my first experience ever the last time I was in Charlotte when I went to, what's it called, Bojangles?
Bojangles.
Come on.
That's that good shit, dog.
It's the best.
That was.
That's the best biscuit in the game.
The biscuit was, normally the biscuits are dry in those kind of a stuff.
That biscuit was unbelievable.
You got a run.
Crispy on the outside.
That's that good shit.
Oh, no.
Went for a run and he ran straight to Bojangles.
Yeah, there's one dangerously close.
He ran all the way to the Charlotte Airfield.
What's your Bojangles move?
It's real good.
I like to order for the day if I'm going to order.
It's all like Sebastian.
So I get the 12-piece chicken.
I like six drums, six thighs.
I usually get the mac and cheese and a couple.
You got to get the biscuits.
You can't go to Bojang.
How many biscuits do you get?
Usually three.
And then some mashed potatoes.
Wow.
You get 12 pieces of chicken?
They're fries.
I like the fries a lot.
Fries are good.
It's not a go-to, but fries are good.
By the way, you know what they had that was so good, lo-key?
Was their little sauces, the honey mustard was like a real packet of honey.
It was unbelievable.
You eat in the, if you eat at the Bojangles in the Charlotte Airport,
You could burn it off by the time you get to your gate.
So it doesn't really happen because between terminal CD.
I don't walk a long way.
Yeah.
If you don't take the walkways, you'll burn it off.
That's the site of where ticket got banged and missed the flight.
Remember, Bob, where we ran?
Oh, was that Charlotte?
That was Charlotte.
That was Charlotte.
Remember?
That is a huge fucking airport.
Oh, my God.
I was sprinting.
Oh, yeah.
And I looked at you.
I barely made it.
And I'm like, I don't think Tick's going to make it.
You know what?
I took a shot at you, Tick.
that was really, it was way too soon.
Or, um, oh, no, didn't you find out from Joe that I said it?
I didn't find out.
And that was the worst part.
If it had just come to my face, it would be one thing.
No, it was, if you make it funny, I don't care.
I'm, I'm, I got that, man, you know?
I said, uh, I said, take it two years ago would have caught that flight.
That's funny.
That's good.
It really was a mad dash.
Like, it was a matter of how fast you could get there.
So it really was one of those mad dashed.
which are just the absolute.
Absolutely.
Was that leaving Cincinnati?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was tough.
We were delayed,
and then the other fight was,
it was delayed twice,
so we were doubly banged.
Did you put up a good fight for me at the gate?
Like, listen,
there's another guy.
Might be.
I barely got in.
They said that the thing was closed when I got there,
and they just closed the gate.
So I was like,
I'm here.
And they opened it up.
I was like,
literally the last person in there.
That's why when I saw Bob, I'm like, I don't think ticket made there.
And then to get settled for some subpar chicken sandwich, which is a movie was okay.
But I ran my first AMA, and that was a good time.
I tried to make it fun.
Yeah.
They ain't know what I was saying.
It's a good airport to get stuck in.
I also got stuck in.
You know what else sucks is an airport is Dulles in D.C.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Perez has it out for Dallas.
Shuttle.
Yeah.
They put you on that Star Wars fucking elevated bus thing.
They put you.
It's a train car with no seats.
They just put you in there.
And it's attached to a truck.
Dallas,
something shady is going on at Dallas.
I don't know if we see Perez.
Yeah, he's got it out.
It's right near DC and Quantico and all.
Dude, there's people talk about the Denver airport.
Maybe there's some sketchy shit going on in Denver.
there's definitely
sketchy shit going on in Dulles
and it's just
it's fucking big
there's no worth
musty
Bob you're 100% right about
whoever said Miami I think it was you
that walk
whatever reason
that walk from your fucking gate
that when you leave the plane
to where that you pick up the bags
they think for whatever reason use
and it's happened to us like three times
they use the last
fucking carousel
like 27
And dog, it's like three miles.
Yeah, it's nothing getting you there.
It's crazy.
Joe, remember there was a guy used to come to the four seasons hotel all the time.
And this is one of these things where like, you know, a guy says like he gets some type of services for you that I would never think to call the guy to actually use the services.
Yeah, Big Mo.
Big Mo.
Yeah, there's a guy at the hotel.
He worked for the U.S. consulate for the, or not for the U.S. consulate, sorry, for the safety department.
for the safety department of LAX.
So this guy would always say if you go to the airport, yeah, to give him a call.
My thing, just show up on time for your flight.
I don't need to call him.
Joe had a mad dash to the airport and he called Big Mo.
Yeah, and Big Mo came out and needed him.
Yeah, he brought me to a separate like a security line.
Oh, yeah.
And then I ended up having time.
He got me an upgrade to Economy Plus for free.
And then he bought me a coffee at Starboard.
So I went from like going to miss my flight to like it was it was sensational.
But I was just caravan to fold on.
Yeah, dude, he had like one of the like the buttons like the security buttons,
a full suit.
He came out and like ushered me around like I was a rock star.
It was wild.
I never seen anything like it.
But those are the kind of ones Bob.
You can't overstep your state like you you might be able to get away with one or two calls max.
So like you have to use that in a very.
timely situation. Yeah, wasn't he friends with the biggest tipper four seasons I've ever seen?
Other Mo, yeah. Is Mo, who now, by the way, is in federal prison. No, is that right? Yeah.
He'll pay for many months, many months of rent for me and a lot of dinners for me and Bob.
Do you know how many times I would see him, I would see him in the hotel and I'd say, Mo, how you doing?
You know, how's everything going and kind of just like go over and start talking to him? If you had a
conversation with him, he popped to me 100. Yeah, just right away, just any conversation.
It was...
He gave me thousands a dollar.
Probably counterfeit.
I think money laundering.
Money laundering.
Yeah.
I had a bunch of his bills for a while.
But Joe used to, when Joe was working the four seasons,
this guy would show up at the restaurant all the time.
And this is when I was still working the front desk.
So I didn't get to encounter him too much.
When I got to be a manager, then I could see him a lot.
But I was at the front desk.
And so I really wasn't making anything or I could never see him.
Joe would take that money that Mo would get him and we'd go to
third stop and you'd get the blueberry beers and we would eat pizza and wings and we would drink
beers till the cows came over we would go to grill on the alley i was funded a lot of dinners for
bob back then yeah he was sounds like mo was once the money changes hands i mean it's it's
you know it's a transfer of a funds you know ticket you got you got in on a few of those uh dinners at
goal yeah yeah at goal at third stop yeah third stop yeah third
That was the infamous Stephen A. Smith impression.
Yeah.
He was born.
Yeah.
That was a different guy, man.
That was a different guy.
I thought the impression was pretty good, to be honest.
Oh, it was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, different guy.
Different guy.
R. IP.
I had a little funeral in my head for that guy.
Same place where I almost threw hands with Papa for his girlfriend coming in and
trying to change to the Dodgers game during the Yankees,
Red Sox playoff game.
And I lost my shit.
Yeah.
You've seen you lose it like that.
I'm like, she got me nice.
Well, they were losing, too, and she came in and just tried to command the TVs to go to the Dodger game.
And it was in shambles.
It was nasty.
That soured your experience to the point where you left.
And there was no, that was before I knew that there was no convincing you to stay once you've decided to leave.
Well, that was.
I tried hard to keep you.
Right.
Wasn't that the place where Tickie used to always argue with Anthony or what was the other guys?
Eric.
Eric.
Yeah.
He hated Bruce Springsteen.
and I couldn't believe it.
Yeah.
By the way, we were doing the Brillianly Dumb Show,
the top five most desired artists you would want to see in the Super Bowl.
I gave my top five.
Four out of the five had already performed in the Super Bowl.
That's tough.
For the halftime show.
So I ring that question to you, Mr. Stuby.
If you could see three people, Super Bowl halftime show,
who would you pick Dead or alive?
Oh, you do the Grateful Dead.
That's a great question.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's different than just like favorite bands, right?
Because I can, I would love obviously to see the dead, but I'm not sure the dead is a Super Bowl halftime show act, I guess.
Correct.
I think like, I think the Rolling Stones would put on a fucking hell of the halftime show.
They can hit a lot of like bangers, like little parts of a lot of bangers.
And, you know, like 15 minutes, probably, 20 minutes.
So you got to be able to like Lady Gaga that thing and go through your whole like all your bangers with like 25 seconds each.
I feel like fucking queen would be fucking sick.
That's what Joe and Mikey said that it is a great.
That's the right play.
Routy.
And then I'll go like, I'll go like a little different, I guess.
I feel like Beastie boys.
I don't know.
Didn't see that.
Didn't see that.
a little different, but I think they could put on a fucking
a fun little thing. I don't know.
We did that top five and Joe came
on and he did a mix of two
artists. Who was the mix that you gave, Joe?
Whitney Houston and Jimmy Hendricks.
Yeah, we're like, Joe, you can't.
You can't combine.
He's sensational.
What about Hanson and Prince?
Jimmy Hendrix, Jimmy Hendrix and
Whitney Houston.
Mikey was like, Joe, I'd love to see the Beatles and
Michael Jackson, but I didn't put that.
five three like what a ridiculous thing to say do you know Jim Brown uh is it Jim James Brown James Brown
James Brown fire to yeah yeah two different guys that's what I'm not sure if you played in the
Super Bowl but yeah yeah very well may have already played a half I had no idea would you take would
you take like Pearl Jam uh yeah I like Pearl Jam I mean Kings of Leon um I like the Beastie
Boy's pick I would love to see them I think
that'd be a great show uh was was queen your number one joe yeah was my number one that's a good
one i had uh who's performing this year place i had two puck and biggie oh usher's like made usher is like
your perfect halftime guy like yeah i think he's gonna be awesome i feel like he's
to pick two people and those are the two people that's a little bit more acceptable than the
the whitney mickey did the same thing and i didn't mind that when he did the wendy houston
Jimmy Hendricks.
I'm not too
with the Houston
Jimmy Hendricks
were ever alive together
either.
Like I don't think
they were ever
on this earth
I'm sure
they're past crossed
at some point.
All right.
Well,
I think with that,
Poppy,
we will head on
over to you
for the little
Q and a segment here.
Perfect.
First question
comes from
Jimmy P.
494.
What's your
biggest regret when it comes to any of the challenges like things maybe you you ate too fast or you
drank too fast what were some of your biggest regrets i think that's a that's a really really good
question i i could probably answer one for fp but i think i know yeah definitely no mind the donut
challenge getting the wrong donuts yeah the fritters it was never the fritters it was never the fritters
and it would not have been the fritters had i had more options but you play with the hand your doubt
You also made the worst deal of all time.
I couldn't eat those cruelers.
He did like the crew.
I just couldn't eat him.
I had them right where I wanted him.
But he banged me.
First off, Joe banged me.
He didn't have to do that.
I gave you a donut that you didn't want to eat.
I took it from you and gave you a donut that you enjoy.
But you made that trade.
You made that trade like we weren't all working together in this thing.
You said you didn't want the cooler.
I know, but you could have given me other stuff.
You know, you didn't have much.
You bang.
I could have given you a glimpse.
I don't, I don't know from, from my standpoint,
something that I could have done.
The regrets, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it like we just, I'll say from like a regret point standpoint,
the worst challenges halfway through,
you just regret the fact that you're doing the challenge in and of itself.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you're just like, what the fuck are we doing here, man?
And then you have like, Yaman and Ticket just watching us and you're like,
man, this is, like the milk and cookies,
one was truly, like there are a few moments where, like, I almost threw up.
When I chugged that milk, it took every ounce of me to not throw my guts up.
It was bad.
I think I had probably y'all's regret, I would think.
I would think that in the hot dog challenge to just go with normal ballpark hot dogs and buns
and not go Riosch bone, bun wrap, bacon wrapped, I understand it wasn't your call.
But I'm sure halfway through that, you guys regretted not just having Hebrew national and fucking normal bonds.
Yeah.
I just remember it was just shout out Chevy Chase Country Club.
We, they said that they would do the hot dog challenge with it.
They would, you know, grill the dogs and stuff.
And I remember going back into the kitchen and seeing those just hammers.
And I was like, oh, man, this is going to be so, so bad.
The first few, too, I had like bacon and peppers on it, too.
So that didn't help.
Never does.
yeah by the way i don't regret doing supreme tacos for anybody who's wondering
i didn't regret that at all because i enjoyed them i enjoyed the tacos that much more i
got to supreme the challenge that we've done that i feared the most that ended up being the easiest
challenge was i feared once yeah and f p you were kind of with me too of how much we were really
dreading that um i didn't think that would be that bad the whole i think that i mean not that we took not that we
took a shortcut but i think the fact that we like sort of just like dab the hot sauce onto the
wings instead of like tossed them like yeah tosses show i think he tosses those fuckers so the
shit like gets on your lips so we i'm not going to say we did a watered down version because we
definitely ate the sauces but we didn't get that full fucking like experience which i think
a ticket you you you kept the sauces was the hottest one like fucking did you ever like use that
Legitimate one?
The one that was the hottest one was not good at all.
It just wasn't interesting.
It was hot for hot sake.
But the other one that that company makes that show first thing.
DeBalm, right?
No, no, no.
They make it their own.
It's called The Last Dab.
That was hot as shit and also just fucking delicious.
Not a bad, but fucking delicious.
Sebastian told me that he did was kind of like what F.P.
He was saying of like he said that, because I watched him do it.
And he said that he just put like a very, very little bit on to where he was
still able to talk and do the interviews.
And if you like drench it, then that's a whole different ballgame.
I just saw the way like Shaq reacted.
And I was like, that guy's like definitely not a pussy.
And I, and I kind of like am a little bit of a pussy.
And I was like, if that grown ass man is acting this way, I'm fucked.
Yo, my favorite clip maybe in the history of the internet is when they're on the NBA TNT show and they got
check to do the world's hottest chip and he's like he's like this ain't got nothing on me you know what
fraternity i'm in tell him ernie he's like dbt till i da and then and then he coughs and he's like i'm not
i'm not love he's like uh he's like uh he's like it's like it's hot he's like oh it's hot and then he's
really really strong it's one of my favorite clips of all time that's the by far the best like
po like that's the best panelist of any like oh it's really good right that tn tn t with ernie and
fucking and charles and shack that that's that's what everyone's after and they just can't get that
chuck i'll give you the worst panel i'll give you the worst panel ever it's whatever
they put on you you i mean i'll see tn t listen tn tbasketball may be the best t and t
baseball is quite the worst.
Who do they even have?
I don't even know.
I think Pedro is on it.
Curtis Granderson might be on it.
Is that Poppy too?
Is it,
is Parod on that?
They're on Fox.
They're on regular Fox.
Yeah.
Fox is solid.
T&T just,
it was like it was like T&T found out
they were like doing a post game show an hour
beforehand.
He's good, Bob, what do you want me to say?
I know exactly.
He's a good analyst.
You're trying to rile me on.
So is so is.
He was Frank.
He's trying to write.
He's trying to be honest.
But I've said this too.
I think Arod's a good analyst too, Bob.
Yeah, he is.
As an analyst.
I'm not saying to knock you.
I think he's a good.
I think he explains the game well and
he explains scenarios well to fans.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
But do me a favor.
Why was I on the hook when I said that?
Because you're trying,
you're trying to say that you like him.
I like him as an analyst.
I don't believe a word that comes out of that guy's mouth.
The way he speaks, he speaks that of a liar.
And he'll always be that way.
The way that he like, softly explains things, I don't trust him.
He is the most arrogant, just pompous.
I'll stop there, but I can't go on to his TikTok.
It is.
Oh, man.
I'll stop there because you know what, we never know.
One day Bob's going to run into.
I know.
I got to stop.
And the tide is going to turn, and he's going to say, you know,
he's not really that bad at God.
He's going to give Bob the time of day, and Bob's going to love him, and all of a sudden, it's just going to flip on a dime.
You know who I was hard on when we did, I was hard on Aaron Rogers, and then I got a FaceTime from Bo Hosser the other day who told me that he showed Aaron Rogers my assaye ball video.
And apparently he got to get out of it.
And his catty was wearing a half a day hat.
He's so bad, dude.
He's back.
He's a hat.
That's my guy.
That's tough.
I got to stop.
Would you do a video?
If someone showed Arod one of your videos and he loved it
and committed to coming on our show, would you have him on?
Yeah, I would.
For sure.
Yeah, for sure.
But I would, I would let him know about the history that I had thought.
It'd be really, really nice to him.
But I would get that out of the way because I wouldn't want to, like, I wouldn't want that popping up and him then just seeing it.
Like, I'd want to get out in front of it.
Take it.
The next question there, puppy.
Oh, the pop.
All right.
Next question comes from it's underscore bones.
What are the Jets pet peeves on trips?
What are your biggest peaties?
Oh, talking.
You got a whole time for another podcast?
No, I don't have.
What are my pet peeves on trips?
I don't even know.
When Jet travels, if he sees a morsel of light in that airplane, he is pissed off.
A lot?
You cannot get his hands.
Oh, that's true.
It's like he's in the field position.
It's just like he doesn't want to see the world.
That's exactly it.
That's very true.
That's very.
Listen, on airplane.
It's like he's worried someone's going to recognize him and say hello.
He's worried that a flight attendant's going to ask what he wants to drink.
That's on the airplane, that's especially if I'm going to sleep.
Yeah, you ain't.
Yeah, that's, that's what I'll be looking.
on an airplane.
On the actual trips, though,
I think it's just normal, I don't know.
For me.
I feel like when we-
I'm going to pay,
keep this going, I'm liking this.
When we try to like talk ourselves
out of having to do a podcast
that we blatantly to do,
yeah.
That's a good one.
He doesn't like that very much.
Yeah.
I think that's, yeah.
Or videos.
He starts telling you how little you've done
that day, the days before.
Or would we have to, like,
we have to film like an ad read or something.
and he's ready to do it and I'm not ready
and he just fucking implodes on my ass
that happens at least once a time.
So how about wasting time?
How about that?
Is that a fair?
Or a...
The other thing too,
when Tickin and I sit near each other on the plane,
we get very chatty and have a lot of fun.
And Jet does not have,
he's got no business of us.
Like we'll, especially if I'm on an edible,
it's a problem because Jet will just...
Because you guys...
You guys are loud.
You guys speak so loud on airplanes.
Well, having a good time.
That's fine, but I don't like the, I hate when people from other seats are like looking over at you.
And I'm just guilty by association because I'm next to you.
And there are people who are just like, you guys are just yelling about something.
And I know, I know, I know that.
They're not supposed to get on an airplane and have fun.
I know.
You have a blast.
You're supposed to.
Lyndon, no one's supposed to know you.
I think and I have a blast.
Every single time.
That girl touched.
That girl touched jet.
He's like, don't fucking touch me.
That happened.
Remember that?
Not the way of Scotland?
That is Scotland.
But every single time, every single time we land on an airplane.
I know there are one or two people who are going home to their significant others going,
you would not believe the people next to me were saying on this play.
I said and they're talking about you, sir.
I told your dad.
the story of me hitting all the chips and stuff out of that,
that flight attendant's hands and your dad at dinner broke out into a cackle.
He was dying.
He said,
I would pay a lot of money to watch that.
That was,
it was when the page foranic video dropped and we saw it was one out of ten.
It was on the way to Tahoe.
It was on the way to Tahoe.
I had tears.
streaming down. It was one of the funniest things I've ever.
Chips went all over the girl next to me. She wanted to kill me. You also
don't have any you guys are so you have no filter so you'll be like cursing mid
sentence on these. I got to interrupt you. Yeah. You're talking about that you're
talking about poppy. Yeah. Oh I think that my biggest crime is laughing loud. I'm not
that's up there. It's up there. I think you can make the claim that Poppy is worse than Joe.
on flights.
Whoa!
And,
and,
and,
what?
Whoa.
It's a tag team.
That's true.
And here's why.
Here's,
here's what gets me.
If you,
Joe's really good about,
if you need Joe to stop or,
like, cut it out,
you could say to Joe at the end of,
like, yo,
you're allowed to cut it down.
And he might just be like,
what, hub,
or like really small.
Tick it won't believe you.
Tick will act like you're crazy.
You're telling him.
At least Joe will wear it.
Tick it won't wear it.
Tick it will get upset.
You know, this narrative of me not believe in stuff, man, is getting real.
I don't recall ever having been told to keep it down and then I didn't.
I think there's been, there's definitely been times for sure.
Fair enough, hand up.
Jason Veritak seems to beg to differ.
Hand up, I'll be funny.
Spin a few times, sure.
Sure, sure.
Joe, you're guilty of not always having headphones, but still wanting to want to
watch that's crazy that's a carotably in airplane which is like which is like that's like commandment
number one of like that's crazy on an airplane my problem is that I got these big headphones
I don't like to wear the huge headphones all the time I got to buy another pair of the small
the butts that's my problem but until then you can't watch videos with sound you got to understand
that right well it depends how loud it is sometimes you can listen and it's not
like that crazy loud come here buddy no they literally come on it's part of the announcements now
like it's like i don't know if it's jo it could be just joe it started this but it's part of
the like when they were like you don't have to wear a mask now but please respect those choices
around you people are made it's now an announcement that like all fucking if you're fucking
if you're fucking listening to fucking noise you have fucking headphones there was part of the time where um
the packers were playing the the Tampa bay buccaneers and
the playoffs, man.
Well, Joe, I'm telling you, I shit you not.
He got so close to getting kicked off the plane.
What are they going to do?
Throw me off the emergency shoot?
But Joe, we didn't take off yet.
We were in the air.
No, we weren't, Joe.
No, I promise you, we weren't.
We were getting ready to take off.
And the lady came three times over to him and said, sir,
I'm not going to ask you again.
She was kind of borderline rude.
Joe, you were so loud.
You were so, I would tell you.
What happened to the customer's always right, Bob?
Oh, my God.
Joe, you worked, yeah.
I had to bite my tongue till it bled, Bob, back in the day.
Now the shoes on the other foot.
But even that, even that you wouldn't.
Actually, with the four-season-
That's a playoff game, and we were losing to Brady.
That was tough.
Is that what she told her?
Did you tell her that?
I did.
It's a playoff game, ma'am.
I get it.
Regular season.
I would totally shut.
Was it him?
Was it the noise of the game or was it his reactions to things happening in the game?
He was screaming.
He was slamming the speed.
Bob, if you had seen the defensive packages that they were rolling out.
Joe, I was there.
I was with you.
You know, I was begging him to stop because she was one more.
You could tell she didn't want to do it.
But when she came back the third time, she had, that was the last one she had in her until she had to make the move.
And, oh, is it just a battle?
But you know what I got news for you, Joe D?
That's what makes you you.
And that's why we love your pal.
That's right.
Bob,
do you remember a long time ago when we went to go see a horror movie with Joe?
And we started the three of us were sitting right next to each other by halfway through the movie.
Bob was about two seats down.
By the end of the movie, he was out of the theater.
He didn't even play.
I left the theater.
I left the theater.
But, Tick, you've been to more movies with him because that was the first and last movie that I had.
when we saw the Elton John one, which we sat in the first row for and left.
There was giant balls hanging in our face.
We walked in there.
I was like, what are we watching?
We just exited.
We were the first rows looking like this.
There was giant balls hanging in my face.
I said, that's it for me, man.
Let's get the fucking.
It was the first time I brought out of a movie in a long time.
What did you think the Elton John movie was going to be?
Well, first of all, it was a musical, which was terrible.
We walked in, we were late, and we walked in on the scene where it was happening.
so we sat down with our popcorn in the first round.
We just looked up to a big old ball sack.
A big old ball sack, just a big old kazif right in our face.
Yeah.
You know what that is, Yaman?
The kazif?
What is this movement?
The skin between your balls and your ass,
because if it wasn't there, your balls would be in your asshole.
But why would you call it?
Why would you call it the kazif?
I've heard a different word for that.
I've never heard that.
Because if the skin wasn't there,
oh,
because if.
Not bad.
Skin must be Canadian,
big.
Not bad.
I get it.
This week's going to be a gauntlet, boys.
Yeah.
Do you guys,
do you guys want to do another question?
I'm having fun.
I would,
I have something that I,
that I,
I want to say,
and I'm,
and I'm sorry,
but I think it has to be talked about.
Oh, no.
Um,
It's horrifying.
I don't like that at all.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh, I thought it was me.
I thought it was me.
I think we've got to talk about the Instagram username.
Oh.
And I'm sorry.
And I know it's soon.
Well, no, but did you hear the new, the new development?
It's back available.
What's that?
No.
It's available again.
So what happened was I had the account with the username that I
wanted and there's a 14 day grace period and I dropped it and I was hounding that I had alarm set.
I was hounding it for exactly when the moment was 14 days after I had dropped it.
And I was trying, couldn't get it, couldn't get it, couldn't get it.
And then one day, like a day after the day I was supposed to get it on the 15th day,
I see some random account who has it.
And then a day I messaged her and then a day later, she was gone.
So she now dropped it.
And I think I'm in the middle of some sort of organized crime range.
I'm getting taken advantage.
I'm getting a ride.
I got a ticket to ride is what happened to me.
And so now supposedly it's back in limbo for another 14 days.
And I guess I have a chance to pick it up.
But you would imagine that this person knew exactly when they dropped it.
Well, I don't agree.
I think you have a chance, because if they were going to hold on you,
they wouldn't have dropped it.
I think you've been banged.
Unless they're just playing with your emotions.
this point. Has anyone else looked for this, like, devil's advocate here, and I hope it's not true.
Is there a potential that this person blocked you? And that's why you can't see them?
Could I, could I have been blocked?
I don't know. It's his Instagram user. Does that mean? I thought that meant the account was deleted.
But does it say they can't find the person? It's just at. Okay. That's good. That's good.
You should check like three times. I know you got, you know, plenty of things going on, but you should check three.
times a day from like now like yeah that's what i've been doing about three to five times a day stupid
fucking setup that you're not sure what they need is 14 days to get the account tick you know what i did
land on which i i i meant to ask you when i first on i did get on to bigger ticket to pop a tick who's
one of my favorites is this is this him as a kid that's me that's that's that's tick oh i was going to say
i thought it was him as a kid i was to say it looks identical to you oh no that's yeah that's me i don't know why it's
black and white. That's a perfectly colored photo that he took it on himself. You look like Steve McQueen,
dude. There's a picture. Yeah, that was a different guy. That guy was thriving. That guy was doing better.
I wish you got the par three poppy. That would be very good. I've been in touch. I've been in touch with
the par three poppy. Oh. There's an offer out there. We were in, we were about to leave LA.
Charlotte, North Carolina. Yes, he is. He is a superintendent of a golf course in Charlotte.
No way. And I said, would you ever be?
willing to sell our beloved ticket your username.
What his offer was was that we would have to, one of the things he would like is it for
us to come to his course to film episodes.
That's right up your alley too.
You know what the thing is, no matter who I buy it from, no matter what the username is,
I'm always going to run into this Instagram 14 day limbo thing.
And it just can't be trusted.
Well, Jet got his without a skipper of beat.
Yeah, I know.
Lucky man, lucky man.
It would be an inspiration to getting to, like obviously Monday morning quarterback,
once you had the account with the username to just start from scratch.
Now, if you could go back to when you had the username, knowing what you know now,
would you do it differently.
I think that would have a transition for myself.
But you could have directed people from the big ticket to your new account.
I guess so.
I don't know.
No, I don't know, though.
I don't know.
It bothers me.
That really, it's fucked up.
That really, uh, I hate that.
If you buy something, I should just be able to get it.
I don't know why Instagram throws you through these hoops.
And you know what, too?
It's, it's, it's important for your career.
And it, that, that bothers me.
That really does.
By the way, though, I will say Tick put up some fucking heat the other day.
Oh, man.
That was fucking awesome.
Well, you're putting a.
stuff like that ticket don't matter what username you have you're gonna pop off i appreciate that and you
too i saw you posted something either today or yesterday and you had a jacket on that looked like a billion
dollars it was like a windbreaker or something it was it was phenomenal oh it's those
moguls man what is this from you posted some stuff with the moguls oh that's the medalist
windbreaker that joey joey kronors did it was unbelievable
Joey Juice bought me that.
Dude, he's all...
I offered to pay for it.
He's like, nah, not just pick it up.
Pick it up whatever you want.
This thing, it's a medalist.
I'm going to bring it to Arizona.
It's unbelievable.
It's a windbreaker like hoodie.
And it just says, the medalist, it just says medalist.
It's just like the most simple logo you could have.
And it's fucking heat.
Yo, they got an assaibole at that there.
That is out of this world.
Good.
It is out of this world good.
Joey Juice and Cheeto Alex might be my favorite people to possibly play.
Like Alex is just, I know people don't really know him.
He's from Jupiter.
Works for this company called Cheeto.
He's one of my favorite people to play golf with.
He's just so chill.
Dude, I think you can go out, like going out on the golf course with the guy and playing 18 holes.
Like, you get everything you're going to know about them.
Like, if you're a good hang on a golf course, it says everything about you.
Like you get everything you need from 18 holes to,
whether you could figure a guy out or not.
Yeah.
It's also nice.
I'll say when you play a course,
it's that nice and you play well.
Because I'm so not used to doing that.
I shot like an 84 or an 85.
I think it was 85 actually.
I had medalist and I played really well.
Like I had a couple bad holes,
but like overall,
I was so happy with my game.
And when you play well on a great course,
it makes it that much more enjoyable.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
I would say like a lot of my favorite courses I realized
are ones that I have.
actually play like Pioneers number two with you at me the first round I ever played with you
was probably the best round that video yesterday wasn't that wild to see that really was the first
ever round that we'd ever captured on camera um with Perez and and you know the funny thing is
is people were saying which is really cool to see is that like that was the first time all three
of us ever golfed together and we were like still talking and hanging out and like playing and like our
mannerisms are the same as if we played
last week. I'm still like, oh, Perrette. Like, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's fucking cool to
see three years ago. Like, that's where we were at now, like, this is what we did.
You know what you've said, FP that I, I forgot about was that when we went out with HIPP,
I forgot that we filmed another vlog. So you didn't see yourself in the first one at all.
Yeah, you dropped, you dropped like your first Pinehurst, like, blog video. And I wasn't in it for
a minute and I was like I was in and I wasn't like trying to like get in it I didn't even really realize
you guys would be filming but I remember thinking to myself like damn I must not like I must not have
brought anything I'm not in this one bit I had fun I guess maybe they felt differently and and then
then like you didn't even tell me and then it was like next video comes out it's like
introducing bat Perez and oh yeah you were the highlight reel it's like all right bro sick
So you remember that time in Pine Nurse where the starter, like he gave us a bunch of info,
and he told us where to hit the T shot.
And Joe hit the ball.
So perfectly.
Exactly where the guy told, like exactly where he told him to hit it.
I could not let it go.
That was the first hole that ruined my whole round.
It was the first hole he couldn't find the ball.
It was one of the all.
We don't have it on film.
It was one of the, his round was over.
And then he like double bogeied and the whole round.
It was Pioneer number four.
And I got absolutely dismantled.
Yeah, yeah.
It was horrible.
You know what my favorite moment of that trip, though,
was when we had to take a ride back to the hotel
and we jumped at Perez's car,
and there was like old golf trophies.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
In the backseat of the Buick.
You popped his trunk.
There was like 20 club championship.
From all different, like,
oh, just push that to the side.
I'm like, is this a club championship?
Do you remember the little alligator hand that he had from that?
Yeah.
I forgot that.
Obviously, I had no idea that you guys would be in my car at any point during that trip.
So that's not even like that was like curing.
It's not even like I'm going to like put a bunch of trophies in here in case they get in the car.
I literally just hadn't.
I think the club championship won like the hand was like the.
Yeah, it was broken.
Club was like broken off and on the floor.
It was just like yeah.
It's like somebody coming into your car.
We're not expecting it.
It's like somebody coming into your home, which is like horrifying when you're not expecting it.
Did you do that to Yaman recently, Bob?
I came in on Yaman.
He was a fucking, yes.
You came on me?
We were on the call, and I came on you, and you wouldn't.
Oh, yeah.
You know, if you're going to come, like,
you're also a big heads-up type guy.
I know.
I was curious to see what was going on in there.
Oh, it was not good.
It was a long-time shamp moment.
I know his ass was up.
I know you did.
I don't know he was.
I was.
ass was up and we were going to play golf i think and we run an important call and he just rolled
in i was like this motherfucker he shoved me he saw me taking a picture and he shoved me into the wall
wow wow wow oh look a little gussy whoa yeah it's good dog we have some the jupiter dog
family is is going to come together take our dogs on a little dog he's a haircut but
yeah we're all we're all going to end it's good a good one we're all going to end up
end up being in the exact same complex.
It's so ridiculous.
Bob, I'm like, I'm like, I'm probably 50, 60 yards from you.
Oh, you've won a place?
You got a place?
Yeah, you know that little park down there with like the dog park
and the park on that little corner?
That's like my backyard.
I'm like, I like, my front door looks at the dog.
Wait, Bob, which one are you? Where are you at?
How far are you from my complex?
How far are you from my complex?
Not far, Joe.
Like a half mile, not even.
Oh, that's nice.
At this point, we should just fully commit, and Poppy and Jet should move.
I found, I put in, I put in Cutsi's address, and then I just look near there.
And I found a few that I'm, that I'm, be honest, though.
It really is, like, I don't think there's a better location to have.
I mean, Joe could, Joe could probably tell you, Joey D.
The apartment across, like literally next to me is open.
The people just left.
if one of you guys want to scoop it up.
What is it?
What is it done?
Is it a one?
I saw the people moving out.
The guy recognized me, he gave me his card.
He runs like a boating thing.
He asked me if I ever want to go on a big boat.
You can take me out for good time.
This is crazy.
We're going to be like Seinfeld, man.
I don't know if I could do across.
You get recognized a lot over here.
It's kind of crazy.
Dude, I'm going to be in my bedroom just like sniping FP.
walking the dog.
Yeah.
I do. I've thought about that.
Like I'm walking around the block.
It's like this fucking guy.
Walking the fucking dog again.
And then you can tag.
You're like Bob tagged you on Instagram.
You're like, oh.
Yeah.
I won't even be back home yet.
Oh, fuck.
The best is where,
like, I go into my room when we're in there B&B
and I hear you guys in the living room when I sit,
when I'm in the lab and I start tagging.
Like I hear one of you guys be like, oh, here we go.
It's always a bang job.
All right, boys.
Well, look, I enjoyed this nice, long podcast here, the Bob does sports podcast.
On to the waste management, we go.
We love you, folks.
We appreciate you, folks.
Joe, heal up.
And we will see you next week.
That's been another edition, the Bobda Sports Podcast.
