Bob Does Sports Podcast - Pro Golfers React To Our Wildest Moments!

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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Just fully committed to this. I mean, there's just a lot shot. If we're getting food, I desperately need you to be in. You can't do. Why? This is the shit that, like, why is Yaman? Like, why does he get to skate free under this? Because he's out, too.

Because he's making a concern. When was he out? He's out. He's out a lot on the food. He feels very rarely. He's sick, though. Oh, fuck off. Listen, Bob, if you're not in, we're all out.

So we need you in, Bob. Well, because I know he can spiral and I know the go bounce back. He's not going to eat. He's not going to change. I need a bounce back guy. I mean, that's not good. I just gained a few LBs last week. Oh, I've, I, I've, I, fuck.

Damn it. You gained a few LBs last week. I did. Fee, I would like, the die Coke will smack. More diac. Extra razor blades. You might want to get an extra Coke since I took your Coke. That, dude, what a wild.

We get to this Airbnb, right? Go to the Airbnb, we go into. We go into. CVS to get some stuff for the house, water bottles. You know, I get a few sodas. I have a bottle of Coke. I've already drink my root beer on the way over here in the car, so I want my Coke. I go over to the counter.

No, no, no. The Coke, my Coke, my Coke. My Coke has been opened, and there's like a bit out of it. Like a leader, like a small thing of Coke. And I'm like, you can't do that, dog. Goldfish. You can open the goldfish. Have, goldfish aren't just mine. My Coke is my Coke. No, but see, I think you would have a problem

with the goldfish, too. He opened it. I disagree about that. And I also bought communal snacks. I bought nacho cheese Doritos and I bought double stuff Oreos for the house. Those were great. Don't touch my triscuits. Yeah. But everything else is on board. My Coke now if you bought like a

wild move. If he bought like a flat of coax that I could understand but the fact that it's just one single Coke, he took a swig. He took a swig out of my Coke to hear and I was like, well, somebody who makes like, oh that's on me dude. Like I just wanted to sip and I'm like, I want a

million dollars. It would have been different if he took, well, it still would have been a scumb bag move, but if he had taken it and poured into a glass that would have been reasonable. It would have been at least a bit better. No, did you put your lips on it? Did you put your lips on it or did you hover? I got it, I got it in there. I don't think that's

any more reasonable. Nobody hovers. It's better. It's better. You're opening up another man's personal coat. If he was a two-liter, you can't open up another man's personal coat. You can't do it. You better watch your drinks on this. I'm coming for fucking blood, dude. Didn't you also have a

root beer next to it? I drank the rupear already. I've got a Gatorade and I also have a doctor pepper but like yeah it's look yeah no I mean I got a bunch of money in my wild doesn't mean you can take it 20 out Hey you know what Bob's wallet falls out all the time so maybe you just help yourself to that too

By the way Jensen you can see all of us we're all right Leave them alone dude Why do you do this all the time? I don't understand is it a bit at this point? Your smile is it a bit? It's not a bit Move the camera now. The camera was not moved over.

And he said that we had to get into podcasts have we done. He just said that we had to get close. There's that camera that gets everyone always. I always get banged on the outside, on the outskirts of the fucking podcast. We were the last to show up to the couch. Actually, you were, but I left that seat for you. That's very nice.

Jensen, officially, welcome to the program, man. Benson. Welcome to the program. Mr. Jensen. Orlando's finest. If you had a mic, I'd be curious to see what you want from Wendy's. but you don't have a mic, and that would say a lot about you. What would you get?

We'll read it out. He's doing the new nacho burger. Wow. Really putting himself out there. You can have mine. I don't mind that. Yeah, you could have mine too. Get two of those.

Jet, you have full-on facial hair. That means we're getting a scary jet on this trip, and we just got started. So I was going to push his buttons a bit, but I think I'm going to lay off. If you were going to push his buttons, what would you say? It was a long week. Well, I was going to say he looks like a murderer. He's not saying that, but if he was... We had a long week.

Can you leave a goatee? Yeah. Like, shave the sides, but leave... Done. This is what you should do. I think he'd look really good. Because you should just keep the mustache. No, keep the mustache.

The mustache and this. The mustache and this little bit here. I was the whole week, I was like, I got to shave, got to shave, got a shave, and then I just never did it. Because I just, you know... Well, I would say a lot of times. We do the... there's like a little bit of facial hair. Like we kind of a bit.

We say, oh, Jets and Matt. I think this one we're actually getting bad. He's almost got more than Bob right now. I think, yeah. This is a first.

Yeah, I don't, I don't know. We just, just, you know, we saw you this morning at the airport, and you weren't,

I thought you were in a great mode. Was he? Yeah, that was early, too. And yeah, I don't know. Then the Uber ride,

too, we were having a good time. Something in the RV switched. Oh, yeah. Well, the lights were out. I was sitting next to him,

fucking yaman with facial hair you know what i think it is i have i think i have tonsillitis that's what's going on really my tonsils they're inflamed they are i can't feel my tongue they're closing in on my tongue like i can't i'm suffocating back there and i can't it's like hurt starting to hurt and i need you know what you should get but frosty i got ice so i had i ate ice cream this whole week because my it was just it was nothing was happening back there yeah me too for entirely other reasons. And then what happens is every night, it gets,

it gets super bad and it's very uncomfortable. Have you gone to a doctor? And then I wake up in the morning and it's fine. He doesn't believe in doctors. And then it's a vicious cycle. Wait, what was the last time you ever went to a doctor? That's a great question.

Like for a checkup? Yeah. It's been a long time. Like, okay. Do you do checkups? Are we talking? Are we talking? Yeah, once last time he went to the doctor.

Listen, cuzy, the manliest thing you can do is not see a doctor. That's correct. So I went to the doctor about, nine months ago for what just check up so I haven't done a checkup here we go before you

before you started dating Nicole when's the last time you'd gone to a doctor oh like three years yeah yeah oh so I'm way more I'm way more than that you don't check your blood pressure

or anything like that I mean I don't think you need to check up you don't have to get a doctor and know his blood pressure you know my blood pressure is high that's what I'm saying

I don't need them to squeeze my arm to know it's high just go over to Cedar sign I and just get a little check you go over there you will not leave checkups checkups are for suckers I know it's like

we're still kicking you know what I'm gonna look this way and call I'm gonna look up they're gonna pull on silence they're gonna pull out the first of all they put you on the scale that is the most bullshit scale of all time they put you on they send the things back and forth a couple times like get a digital scale how about that

they get they're always nowhere else you find one of those back and They just slap those things. For guys that weigh people all the time, they sure are fucking bad at it. They always put the scale, the big one, the big weight. They never get it right. It's like, they make.

How many people have you seen where you should, you should get the big 50 pounder right? They made it. And get like the little guy. These guys are like, boom, and then they're like, oh, whoa, it's like the fucking, it's like the chain gang in the NFL.

You know, like they like run out. And one guy sticks it at one end and the other. walks 10 yards and sticks it down and they're just like sliding it makes no sense that's that particular scale's never giving you what you wanted no because it's right yeah that's exactly and then they tech and then they they they weigh you and they tell you that technically you're obese no matter what you are and they go technically based on your based on your and they and they and they quote the bMI which okay bMI whatever you're obese so then you have to deal with that and then you have to like go home and tell like you have to deal with the fact that you don't necessarily

think you're obese, but technically you're obese. And then, yeah, your life's over. That's why I don't go to the doctor. Obes is just like another word for American at this point. Yeah, I know, dude. Ladies and gentlemen, the holiday season is here. Do it the right way with the one, the only, Callaway, Chrome Soft, whether it's your mother,

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By the same. You know, I'll checkup doesn't hurt. No, totally. How about, are you on five years? It's more than five years. More than five years?

But I have, yeah, it's more than for like... That's cool as shit. What was the last time you went to the dentist? No, that I went in April when I was home in Chicago. That's more important. That's a good one.

Yeah, yeah. I hate the dentist. go to the dentist. The dentist actually gives me my medical chat. So he took care of that. No, come on that. Dentist is the worst. Give me fair.

Dentist is the worst. I would take a doctor. He'd never notice him before. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're fine. What was that? He was like, I don't. I should go get something.

My buddy's a dentist. I tell you what, though, they're still pretty white. Because you know what? I take care of my teeth pretty well, but they've gotten so yellow from the. amount of black. I used to drink 10 black coffee a day. Cigars

too. That was big ticket bets. Big ticket best. You saw. Big ticket bets took a toll on my... Different guy. Big thing. Baneers? Veneers? I want veneers. I would. No, I think veneers looks sick. I think I have pretty good teeth. I just need to get them

white. I don't think I need it. Veneers is the play. Would you join the Premier League? That's correct. They're expensive. Like a lateral for me, no. I heard they could be up to two years. A tooth. The mistake The movie make of vaniers. It is. It is.

For the top of the line, like movie star, like the top of the line veneers. The movie star wants two K a pop. But what if you have a tooth that doesn't need a veneer? Won't the veneer look different than the tooth? You could just do the top six, like the top row. Or the bottom row. What is Dr. Dower charge? Oh, my God.

That's like Dr. Dower. Is insurance cover one? Yeah, dude. I think it would. I paid $243 a hair. That's what it broke down to. go to the math.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. What are you talking about how much? That's not true. No, I think it was. Per graph? What? Per graph, yeah. $200 a graph?

No, because you probably got, what, 800 to 1,000 graphs? That's right. And they charge you a 13K. Ticket. Yeah. Math is way off. Yeah, no.

I was like $200 a hair. So it must be more like $15. 20, yeah, yeah. 20 bucks? What is it? 20,000? 20,000? No, it was $30,000.

Man, if it was 20K, it would look a whole lot better. It looks great. It looks good. Your air is slowing right now. You got something going right now. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. He's a shower, but I appreciate to...

The hair looks great, but according to Katsi, how about Gatsy going? Tick, you look beefy and thinking that that was a compliment. If someone said that to you, you would not think... I thought that was a compliment. You have broad shoulders. I told you earlier. I wish it. I'm not being...

I'm not, if I was like, I'd be like, yo, you look kind of fat today. I would just say it If I was going to be If I was going that route That's what I would say I actually Yeah You think beefy's a bad word

Comment comment Comment below Do you want to be beefy With some of stocky Stocky would have been Stocky Stalky and beefy I think

I know Bicey to me Can be Stout You go stout Is that a good one Stout's better than Beefy

But you'll take Stocky over Beefy Yeah I think they're the same Beefy and Husky are in the same family Husty

I think I would I would not a good place to be. Husky's not a good place to be. Compared to where I've been, Husky would be. You ain't put a husky long time ago. You know when you start wearing sweatshirts with nothing under it?

Yeah. That's when you're fat. Yeah. That's what you're right now. We're wearing this Reasy-O-D comfortable style. I got nothing on under it. You got anything under that crew neck? I normally don't, but today I don't.

No, I ask me bullshit. No, I do. Because you flew? Because I flew. Yeah. Yeah. You got anything under that? Nope.

Yeah. That's because you're fat. That's a comfortable thing. No, but you're fat too. I am fat. You got something under that, right? Yeah, because Jensen's not fat. Jensen's kidding.

But I have a question, though. This is not like a regular. Oh, where you go? So, for example, Jets sweatshirt is a lot thicker than like this. Now we're, we're sweatshirt chaining now. So you're saying he's fatter because the sweatshirt's sicker? I said I'm fat too, but I'm too. I was at the airport.

I would wear something under this because of the texture. I was at the airport. If I wore something like this, I would wear a white shirt underneath it. How was he at the airport today? No, I was at the airport today and now they ask you, if you're wearing a sweat, they go take your sweatshirt off and then they look at you and you go,

are you wearing a shirt under that? And I'm like, no, he's like, let the fat fuck through. That's tough. The sweatshirt's got to come up. No, I don't think you want that. I don't think you want that. They used to never ask. Now if you're wearing a sweatshirt, they say, do you have a shirt underneath that?

Yeah. And then it's like, what do you think? Look at me. Yeah. No. Stop me. No. What time did you get the airport this morning for an 820?

Oh, well, you know what? 820 flight. What times do you get there? Do you want the truth? Oh, God, that's ridiculous. Was it 615? I left. I called the Uber last night for 555.

How far? You're not far from the airport. I'm like 30 minutes. But here's the thing. And you know what? This story has a, has a, has a educational. ending. I, I.

It's going to be a message at the year. No, it's, well, what happened is it was stay. I knew that it was post- Thanksgiving weekend. So I knew there was going to be traffic at the airport. And my driver knew somehow, I think if you order. Did you get dropped off down low? He dropped down low. That's the new move, dude.

That's the way off down low. And he said, take the escalator upstairs. So you avoid all the traffic up top at departures. You enter through arrivals and just go up the escalator. And then you're at departures. traffic down there. And then I was sitting at the gate long early and these guys almost missed the flight. Is that true? Yeah, I left it a reasonable time, but I also stayed at an airport hotel. How in the world were you like? Imagine staying at an airport hotel and missing your flight.

Damn, the traffic must have been crazy. No, I had to walk across the street. Dude, I bought a room at the Sheraton at 8 p.m. last night, did. Walked in at 801. they probably didn't have the reservation yet. Oh, Mr. We're going to let our systems up there every six minutes. We don't have your reservation yet, sir. Refresh your computer, ma'am.

So you, you almost late? I was almost late, but I tell you what, in the past, when you tell these Uber drivers what to do, it depends on what kind of guy you get. I had a guy who couldn't speak English so well, and I tried to tell him like, hey, there's a trick, you can go through arrivals instead of going to departures.

He said, I got it. And then he, and then he was like, I got it. And then he... proceeded to go to departures. And I waited for 20 minutes. And then there was an extra long line that we both got banged in from security. And you have TSA pre-check.

So you even got through the faster line, but it was still a bang job from the Thanksgiving. I don't, I don't really, no, I needed to use it today. I would have been late. It's great. He would have missed the flight. I would have missed the flight.

I don't know Tom Bradley personally, but he's got to figure it out. Yeah. Because that terminal or whatever the... We were the international. International L.A.X. They sent you to international. Tom Bradley.

Tom Bradley International. He played for the next. What are you doing in the international terminal anyway? I don't know. They had us all the way. I think it was because of the plane. It was like an international plane. We've flown through there before.

American Airlines has a partnership with that, with that. They do business over there. They do business with Tom Bradley. The security, it was the worst, it was the worst, like, the worst bins you could imagine. The worst everything you can imagine. The guy almost maybe take my sweatshirt off. It was horrible.

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There's probably a contract that they have with TSA. It's so cheap, though. It's incredibly cheap. It's not that cheap. Sure it is. It's like $180 a year. I want to get pre-check.

Yeah, that's not that bad. I mean, I mean, like, well, you fly a ton. It's not that cheap. That's like 30 hairs for me. But some American Express cards, it's free. Yeah.

It's like a benefit. With the business ones. But American Express is paying them. Yeah. And you know what? with the Centurion lounges now with the American Express. Do they scan your eyeballs clear? Yeah, I'm out.

I, that's crazy. Well, no, you could also do the thumbnail. Yeah, I'm out. No, you can do the thumbnail or the eyes. You're a finger? You don't have it, but I don't do it anymore. You don't scroll, right? Not so much anymore. You don't scroll TikTok? No, I think I just like kind of graduated. I think, well, I haven't graduated. I think

TikTok's more enjoyable to scroll than Instagram. I'm a Facebook. I'm a Facebook video guy. You know, are you? Like the same thing but Facebook. Really? Yeah. It's where all the watch stuff is. You know, every now and then, F.P.

pops up on my Facebook for people you may know. It's a picture of him and Keegan Bradley. And he looks like... For the record, Bob pops up for me too. And apparently he still lives in Miami. He looks like a clown. Oh, you mean... You mean meta?

Yeah. You guys still aren't updated his Facebook in so long. It's about to be true again. I thought... I thought... I thought... Ha ha ha. I got to see this.

That's not good at all. Can we do some? Let's do something about that. I don't like that at all. Our Airbnb electric lock just started doing something. That was a ghost. The last thing I needed was another fucking haunted place, man.

That's just not what I... Yo, I'm going to pull my mattress into your room again. Yeah, dude. I didn't like that. Guess who's happy he's not right next to the door. Yeah, I'm the first guy that's going to get killed. Yeah, you're going to get killed. Bob is definitely going to be the first one.

No, I'm going to get killed. That actually was, that was bizarre. I didn't like that at all. What just happened? Yeah, that was not cool. What happened again? I don't think we've ever talked about that on the podcast. What happened?

You are scrolling that Uber Eats? Yeah, it is enticing. We're going to put an order in here soon. Listen, let's put an order in, get our food, get the hell out of here. Okay? No, this place is great. Yeah. This place is sick.

No, this place is sick. It's the nice. I didn't like that. You out back? No. It's in a lot. I told Jensen, I'm like... It's a massive pool.

It's like a country club. Oh, I didn't even look at the pool. Huge. This is one of the better Airbnbs we've had. It's the best. It might have the best. So far. I think so.

What do you think is better? Edinburgh. That was terrible. That was your bang. It was like staying in a fucking number. I want him to get banged soon. He's due for a bang job. What do you mean?

The Airbnb in Sarasota has a tiny house on property. What does that mean? We're going to put you in the tiny house. You never seen a tiny house? No. Well, there's, like, efficient, like, small houses. It's got, like, a loft. Oh.

Is it, like, adjacent to the house or it's in the house? No, it's, it's on, it's adjacent. It's on property. And it's haunted. It's house adjacent. Take it. Let me ask you some, what do you think was the best Airbnb we've ever had and the worst Airbnb?

That was a bumble. This was the best Airbnb until that. Yeah. Until he ripped a hole through the couch. And you guys can't go anywhere because we're in a podcast. Be professional. You can't go anywhere. That stinks.

That stinks. Don't get up. Do not get up. I smell trisketz. I smell triscuits. Dude, it's, that stinks. That stinks. By the way, that I got a...

The RV was already starting, not because of any of us. The RV already is starting to stench up. I farted in there. No, it's not because the fire. It's already starting to smell like an RV. You kept saying it smelled like shit. Yeah, and it's day one. It smells like a bunch of guys without shirts underneath their sweatshirts, dude.

It can't smell like shit. No one's shit. No one's shit. The tanks were empty. It should be fun. Do you remember when we had the Airbnb from Santa Fe and we had to pour out all that piss in front of like a quick check? No, no.

What I remember is you and Joe flying off somewhere while Showtime and I took care of the gray while. Is that how that worked? I heard this story. You know, I remember this picture of Cutsi with the popsicle? Yeah. That was what you guys were doing. I was filling up. You guess.

Dude, Showtime and I undid the. I was telling him earlier. Undid the gray water and some of it got on him. Oh. And it smelled so bad. But no one took a shit. He threw up immediately.

He threw up. And then I saw him throw up and smelled the shit. I, wait, wait. And some of that got on showtime. Are you serious? And it was, yes. Oh, yes, they did. Wait, we were shitting in there.

No, one. What do you think we had to let go of me? I think it was Joey Deas. Why do you? We wouldn't have to lose the Greywater. Blackwater. Blackwater. Who was it?

Graywater's soapy shit. I want to say that it was Showtime himself. Oh, I can see that. His own shit. That makes sense. I could see him doing that. But mixed with a bunch of piss, too. It was a smell you never smelled before.

And, um... $50 fee to have them do it. You sure should. Yeah. But you guys were nowhere to be found during the dumping of the black. Yeah, we'll pay the fee. We're going to pay. I've got all the.

I've got all the. Kutramal to dump it. Okay. I was told it pick up that it'd be a lot cheaper if we did it. Well, we, me, did it myself. But I don't know if it's going to... Well, that's the trap we found.

Content's content. Peach cobbler factory. Whoa. What do they got? They got... I'm going to go on a ledge and say they got cobblers. They look like they got nila wafers up in this bitch. All right. Keep going.

But seriously, what are we going to have for food? I thought Wendy's was the... What are we doing Wendy's? Fuck. Or dairy queen if it's in the visit. There's not. No, Jerry Queen. Trust me.

I want to just as much as you do. Fat as fucking people I've ever met. If you were to be convinced to get in, Bob, what would it be to come in? Wendy's? If you were going to order Wendy's, what would it be? Oh, Wendy's. Yeah. He would do Baconator fries.

He would do chicken nuggets, and he would do a double, like a Dave's double. That's amazing. Wow. It really is. Is that right? Probably with the die Coke. Yo, that is. Is that right?

We spent a lot of time together. That is exactly what I would order. 2-80. Yeah. You would probably get some sweet chili sauces, too, or what is the sauce you do? Barbecue and honey mustard. Do you remember we were here in Jupor? Was it the last time we were down here?

And we were a square grouper. Sure. And we got absolutely Hams. And we're getting after it. We're taking shots. And then all of a sudden, Bob is gone.

Yeah, he's gone. Bob is gone. He's unresponsive. We have no idea where he was. And I guess you had ordered like $250 worth of Wendy's. $268. $268 in Wendy's for the house because like when we got back, he wanted Wendy's like to have Wendy's first. But he apparently,

you didn't have a key. No, you were staying in that back house. He was staying in the bungal. We don't know how I got back in. You had to go through the fence to your, your cameo bungalow back there. Yeah.

That was probably a lot. Was that the colonial house? Was that the cameo? That was when we were West Palm at that, like, it was, that, like, garden place. So you must have gotten in and then, like, that door was unlocked. It was like a heritage tone.

But you certainly went to bed immediately, right? Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah. And I'm going to bring up a second story. For half an hour. Second story, also Wendy's, we're in, uh, we're in Austin. Remember that? We're in Austin.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're going out. We were out with, I don't remember who we were out with. We were out. Young Jamie. We were out with young Jamie. Right.

There was something like that. But I was like, you're going to, you're going to get Wendy's, right? And you're like, yeah. And I was like, don't fucking fall asleep on me. Like, you like, no, no. Yeah, it was in, it was in Austin. It was after the. It was with young Jamie, but we went out for the bar, the bar crawl.

It was, it was like the first night. Remember we're at the sports board with Jet? And then we went out to that one big place where Bob was doing the running with, oh my God, we were on 6th Street. Oh, we don't need that. We were on 6th street. We don't need to go there. We'll play that clip.

We don't need to go there. We'll play that clip. That was tough. So he swears to God that he won't have, he will not fall asleep on me. So I ordered this exact order that he has. I remember this. And then immediately unresponsive. Completely unresponsive. Yeah, and you got all of his stuff.

And then you have the balls the next day to ask if it was still around. Well, I came back. I came back for his baconator fries the next morning. I showed up for his bacon and fries. Yeah. Dude, I waited for like 45 minutes. I could have gone to bed. Like, I would have gone to bed.

It was your idea to get the Wendy's. You were like, we should get some Wendy's. I was like, I'll do it. It's so crazy because we've been on so many trips for Bob to Sports, but it always feels like Austin, Jupiter, and Scottsdale. Like, we're always in these places. What is wrong with you? You're holding a mic. I'm doing the same thing.

You're pulling one of these. I was like, I just feel. Fuck me. But seriously, what do you want from Wendy's? I'm a real-in-jew-law. Okay. I'm gonna get out. Hit it now and then do the Wendy's.

I want a chili. Hold on one time. Before Cuts, he loves that Wendy's chili. Before we get into that, we're going to take a little bit of a segue here. We are going to go into our Callaway Cut. Ooh. Podcast here. Fellows, are you ready for the Callaway cut?

Lay it on us. Callaway cut coming in hot. Dormey two up to play I got the box we got fat Perez here Dormy it's crazy that he knows us oh shot tracer here oh I remember this damn oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that was close that's incredible so solid I was always shocked with FP's ability to maybe it's because cold cuts and Bob are so bad that looks really good but he had a lot of that little step with him in Florida he had so many quality shots so seeing him stuff it there is is no surprise

cold cuts here leftie made a nice strike here oh my god treat up Leland that's a little bit off that's pretty good shot it frees him up it frees Leland oh she's got to watch this She's gonna see you take it down? I know, but blame it on him, because I didn't see it. He's the guy who's crawling like an asshole. He's got no sunglasses. Yeah, he does.

Where are I fucking shrieg in the woods? Well, normally he's just didn't. And Leland's gonna put a dart party out. He's just gonna take it down. I love that. I love that. He's keeping the hip loose here. I don't know, he might be drunk too, or sober.

I'm not sure. Drunk or sober. Or sober, dude. Xander's coming for blood. He always does. Oh, no. Oh, that's a very close zoom up. Oh.

Looks like it's 704. Oh, no. Regardless. Nope, not gonna help him. Oh. Oh, and there it goes. The Sanders is cooking, man. That's just...

Out. ...out. ...weeat laid the sod over that thing. What are we doing here? Oh. The toughest thing. Fucking wedges! He's going to hard.

Is he working for Comgas now? He sounds like a tour pro blaming equipment there. Oh, boy. It's a tough, tough little Chew up there. It looks like confetti going everywhere. These bits are...

Very weekend golfer vibes. Oh my. Oh, my. She did a good wedge when I played with them last time, but... They're getting them. These boys are in his head. Have a day. Guys.

Have a day. Oh my God, get there again. Oh boy. Oh no, this is so bad. Watch your head. Watch your head. What you're going to hit his. Watch your head.

Yep. Yep. Yeah. Watch your head. Yeah. I am getting banged. Oh no. You sure are.

I'm really, just fully committed to this. I mean, there's just a little shot. They just show it to him 15 times. Keeps playing. Ouch. It's going to be hard. This is like PTSD because, like last year on my team,

we had around four concussions. Yeah, she told us this. What are they doing? Is it Stanford? Right there. Sure is. Poor guy. I mean, everyone knows.

You can just calmly step over that. That's tough. All right. I'll enjoy this. This is brutal. What are we doing? No, he's putter. No, I think he's not.

I think he thinks. Ball's not moving. The boy is putting. Oh. Dude, I mean, I'm not going to have a three balls and three putters. Oh, Bob just hit a pudd from 70 feet. About Colcust is losing it.

Bob just hit a puff from 70 feet about 20 feet in front of him. He looked like he's having the spins over the putter, had a hard time pulling the truck. trigger there for a little bit. It's the laugh for me. It's got in the horse pot we've seen on the channel. What? Oh my gosh.

They must be like, who are these idiots? They know now. That's tough. That's tough to watch. I mean, it's pretty funny. Tough for me the most. And then, I mean, at least I got to laugh a little bit at the end with Bob. But my lord.

That's the Galaway God. It's got a nice scene. Xander compliment your game. That's got to feel good. That's nice. That's nice. How does it feel watching him, you bust your head against a garage door? Yeah, I didn't know that Callaway would include that clip.

I mean, it's the golf clips. I'm glad they seemed like they enjoyed themselves. I include the clip, by the way. You prick. Jet made that high. I was just funnier to see their reaction to that than it is, you know, the clip. Also, they probably, probably one of the 50 million people have already seen it. Yeah, that thing's made it's a way.

I knew that video had gone viral when I saw Steveo reposted on his channel and then tag Bob. That's true. Thanks a double banged. Ticket got real banged on that one. He really took that video. Credit at Big, big, big, G, G, G, underscore, check. Follow him, please. The Triple G.

The Pah 3, Poppy. Ladies and gentlemen. That's Galloway cut. Phenomenal stuff. Zander, please come on the show. John, please come on the show. We love you, boys. Let's talk Wendy's.

Let's talk serious, serious business. Wendy's. I'm in for everything Joe said that I was in for. I heard some of it. Baconator fry? Yes. Is that just going to be one from the group? For him.

Just nobody else wants a bacon and air fry? No, I'm here. Okay. Yeah. No, no. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all. All right, six nuggets.

Let's do six piece. Six regular nugs. Mm-hmm. With honey mustard. Sure. Sure. Show. Shut out of.

And then a Dave's double? Dave's double. You went Dave's double or Dave's single? Dave's double. Dave's double. All right, two of these. You went lettuce as a bun? I want the works.

Uh, no. Fuck off. You want everything? Everything. You want anything? I want everything. Yeah, yeah. You want her anything?

Yeah. We'll do two of those. Well, this is serious now. This is serious business. And it's just like a sad child who's like, I'm just thinking. Yeah. Oh, by the way, FP, I'm back. Oh, yeah, you are.

I just want, I just want to. Welcome back. You actually never left. I never left. I just want. Oh, what do you want? 10 nuggets. What about that taco?

And I want the largest diet coat they have in the western hemisphere. What's that taco salad all about? Look at this. Should we just get you... Should we just get you a combo? Way you go. You want the fries? Yeah, you get fries.

Well, the sides, they did... The sides did cure cancer. Well, besides, yeah, the thing about the sides was, they did cure. Do you want a medium combo? Joe. No, just... You know, they have the canned chili

that they're selling at the groceries doing now? I'll keep sending me pictures of it. I'm not going to drink it. I'm not going to get a big flatt of it. You want sauce? You want honey mustard? This is a great segment on the pot. Do you want honey?

Do you want honey? Do you want honey? too. Do you want Honey Musters? I'm just looking. Honey mustard. And barbecue sauce. And barbecue. This is an order with Bob DeSports. We're not going to forget about you either, Jensen, by the way. No, Jensen, you're in on this.

You really want to try that new that new hamburger. You've had it. Yeah. You're going to fit right in, Jensen. All right. All right. What a Jensen just fucking.

You got to be wearing him. You got Dave's double so far. You got Dave's double up. Hey, Jen. He ain't going to be wearing shirts under that hoodie pretty soon. I'm so sorry. Dude, it is.

I'm sorry. I just, I figured it was the meal. I didn't want to do this ham. Oh, no. You're like, okay. He says 160. So now go make it a Dave's trip. I think it was 160. Soaking wet. Whoa, whoa. What are you trying to say? He's a, he's a skinny guy. Yeah. Yeah. You're working out. You're beefy. He's got his shirt under his sweatshirt. So you're 160 right now. You'll be 200 and two months, dude. Easy. Easy. One 60. A large combo. Shoe. Oh. Shat you at the Scottsdale.

We want everything on it. You want everything on it? Yeah, please. By the way, we got to talk. You fad fuck. You spright. Spryte. Spryte.

It's beefy to you, Pat. I see the beef on these fucking patties, you. Oh. You really are. Sprite. By the way, let's talk about what we're going to do for the bachelor. To see what the door is opening again. Did anybody hear that?

No. Stop making shit off. Because of your bachelor party? Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking about like suggestions of where we should go. We were saying in the... Vegas.

No, no, we could do better. Scottsdale or we could do Mexico or we could... It's not for me. He can't order food. It's just... He literally can't order food. He's out like... He doesn't have a safety net of a food order.

That's true. It's gotta be it. That was one of the going... Going back to the hotel room not being able to order Uber eats was horrifying. Yeah, but if you stay a nice hotel, you could order. You fete. You stupid fat. Jeez, man.

What is going on here? This is wild, dude. It's true. Sitting here fucking dogging us, dude. Guys fucking... I can't leave a tree because you can't fucking order food. If you stood a nice hotel, you could order rooms. service 24 hours. Oh, I did order room

service. So then what's wrong with that? But it was, it was I had to do it the next I had to do it in the morning. They didn't have 24 hour room service? I, I was said, yeah, it's not a good hotel then. I did

something sick. The night before I set my alarm to wake up so that I could order the room service. They opened at 6 o'clock. I said it at 555 and ordered room service. 6.01 would have been too late. God forbid. God called it 5.50.

God forbid he gave those people one minute to start their shift. These guys are rubbing the cold out of their eyes, and Bob's ordering a fucking double cheeseburger. They hadn't even punched the dinner menu yet. They didn't punch their tiki yet. Bob's ringing, ah, the egg white omelets. Probably what he ordered.

You got the chili quillies. Chili killas. I can never pronounce it, the chili killers. Come on. That's not a thing. I don't know what you're Joe The chili killers

Is that a band dude Chili killers Chill Keles? Chili Keles All right I'm gonna run through this order Oh wow

Joe We got an order Baconator flies We have We have a six piece Nug I'm so gone dude I like making them happy

And smile We have a Dave's double We have a diet Coke Okay We have a 10 piece Nugget combo We have a Dave's double combo

We have a Dave's single combo And we have a Spicy Chicken Sandwich combo. Oh my God, I almost didn't put in a mayo. And I got some nuggets as well.

I got 10 nuggets as well. The pepperman frosts? No, it's in there. It's in your combo. It's part of your combo. It's part of your combo. Oh, that's with out Jensen's order. Yep, that's on me, Jensen. No natural cheese. That's on me, Jensen. Can I interest you in a frosty? Is that something that's interesting? That is something that's that's interesting. You want a frosty? No, I don't want to

frosty's more than anybody in this world. You know that? I love. Bob you still order Frost. He's at 2 in the morning at his apartment. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, can't do it in Mexico. Bring him in there, Joe.

Get him in there. Get him in there. Get him in the Mexican. Give him the mic. All right, we're going to throw in a nacho burger. Do you want a combo? I'll take a combo. Yeah.

I wouldn't mind the nacho fries either. Sure. Yeah, it would be the bacon ate of fries. This guy saw. Hold on. There's a loaded nacho chicken combo or is it loaded nacho cheeseburger combo? Or the loaded nacho double cheeseburger combo? Yeah.

Or the loaded nacho double cheeseburger. Let's do the chicken. You want the chicken? To chicken. Damn, don't. Another bear's vehicle. Nine to three. You want a medium combo or a large combo?

Let's do a medium. Yeah, smart, man. Yeah, we've got to slow it down a bit. You still got a shirt. You still got a shirt on. I don't think we should do Vegas. Because the thing with Vegas, as much as we love to gamble in games, we can gamble games. We're going to end up being in the sports book altogether watching use.

We don't want that. I think it should be an experience. Well, I just want to know what is the suggestions. All the time. I want an experience. How about an educational tour of Washington, D.C.? There you go. We can go to the Washington.

Fucking terrible. Have you ever been to D.C.? Yeah, I have. D.C. stinks. We've all been to D.C. I was staying in Tyson's Corn. If you go to D.C. with all due respect, I ain't going. Tyson's Corner.

What's Tyson's Corner? There's a nice part of everywhere. Yeah. That place stinks, dude. I hate it there. You think of D.C. Sports. Who do you think of? John Wall?

I think of Alex Sovetch. pretty good guys. Yeah, but hockey's fake. Fuck you. Wow. This is one of the wilder pods. No, no. Hockey's not fake, but it's, it's, it's not a real. It's just not a real. It's not a top tier sport. It's not a top sport. It's not a major sport, I would have called it.

Joseph, you got the floor. In Canada, it is. I'm just, I'm not going to, you know, I'm going to pick and choose my battles. This isn't one I'm going to fight. It's not worth it. I love hockey. I love watching hockey, especially in the playoffs. I think it's so great. It's just not appreciate. It's not appreciate. That's true. I would agree with that. Okay, Bob, so if we don't do Vegas, what are we doing?

Scottsdale? Cutsi has been talking about going to Pandan Noons for the longest time. We're not doing Band-A-Band-as. Why not? You know, first of all, it's the middle of fucking nowhere. It's a lot of walking. And on top of that, it's a really expensive

trip for everybody. Plus, some of the guys aren't going to just want to golf 12 hours a day. That's true. That's the thing with bachelor parties. It's like, you got to do golf, but other options involved. If everyone's a golfer, you go golf. But if like you've got like your brother or some people that don't play like one round. They'll play a round, but they're not going to just like they would hate $2,000 to golf every day. They would hate Pinehurst.

That would be boring for them. I'd love it. I don't know. I think maybe I don't know. Any other suggestions about Des Moines, Iowa. I think somewhere off the map. We could do like on. You've been trying to get off the map for the longest time.

Ticklott's not. Or Wyoming. We're land guys. I want to go to Josh Allen. I really think Mexico would be fun. Utah. Yeah, Mexico is fun for Betoherty. You're giving me the ball?

I hates it. We ain't going on. Okay, well, they give me some more suggestions, damn it? I will. Is there somewhere out of the country you would go, or is it in a U.S.? I'd go back to Italy. I'm for a bachelor party. Well, not a $10,000 dollar, no, no, no.

I'm not talking about for the bachelor. He's just saying, he just saying in general. Yeah. It sounds extremely expensive. No, it's nice. Really? Bermuda is really nice. Dominican Republic.

They speak English. Yeah, Dominican. Dominican could be nice. You would go? Costa de Kempah. Yeah, I would go. Kastika Kempah.

What's the other one called? That they used to have the tournament there. It's at a resort. I saw that. It's at a resort. Is it called? Bob, I tell you what would be nice. No, I think you're thinking of Mike.

Very expensive. No. Hawaii. Oh, Hawaii. Spanod? I'm wanting to go to Hawaii. It would be sick. It just would be really expensive.

You know what I want to do. Maybe we've used some connections. I love golf and barefoot. and it looks so much fun. What? I see people doing it in Omaha. What was the place that Jayt and all those guys? Baker's Bay. It's in the Bahamas.

I don't think we can get in there, though. Where's that? Where Joe Codaghmus? That'd be cool. I got a friend that's a pro down there. Shout out Lauren Strong. Lo, PJ Pro. She's at Abico.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. could uh...

sounds like a bet I make on the craps table we can do like a little we can do a bill dude but how much is it cost to get out there because like my thing is is like bachelor parties I want it to be fun but like if somebody's got to pay like

five grand for a bachelor party that's a lot. I don't think it's it's not that much to get to the Bahamas. Really? No. The Bahamas is play. The Bahamas might be the move. Could be the move. Well if you're if you're listening coming. Listen, Flo. Sorry, we're coming. Thanks.

We're headed there. Wendy's on the way. Big trip. Big trip ahead. A lot coming. Probably, I will say, one of our wildest podcasts. I think we've been outrageous. Zero direction, zero flow, chaos.

Jensen, I feel bad for you having to edit that, if there is anything to edit. But we're here. Jupiter, Florida. A lot coming. Bob to Sports Podcast to the moon. We'll see you next time.