Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Biggest Fight In Bob Does Sports History

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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I'm sorry my excuse can't always be on golfing today at Panther. I will see that like with our crew, there are moments either pop or Jet or me or one of us will just lose it. Everything, these are two separate situations. I don't know. How do you wake up later? Must be easy to just wake up and bounce around golf course to golf course. Shanking shots wherever. That's a classic Jet rant. I wasn't making fun of my eyes.

The guy has the biggest backpack of all time. I don't understand how the accoutre monster and the stuff that goes with it isn't settled inside that backpack. He was coming at me. The whole discussion was about him being late. He turned him being late into me forgetting stuff. I said, are you pulling a pop? Because pop's been to the DMV ten times in the past two months, dude. I went once.

If pop can't, if pop needs like an out, he'll just say he has to go to the DMV. I feel like I've heard. I used that, yo, first of all, this is about Lastings millage over there, okay? Second of all, I've used it once and I went to the fucking DMV. Yeah, let me ask you something. How many times, now this is all going to turn around on you, but how many times has pop told you that he has to go to the DMV

in the fast couple, three months? Oh, dude. I mean, it's not always, it's not always a DMV. Is this? I'm sorry, my excuse can't always be I'm golfing today at Panther. But I'm going to go to the hot. There's a lot that happens when you move across country. You got to go there.

I got good news for you. You are not in the hot seat today, my friend. So you just sit back and relax. A young man to the bottom right corner here is in the hot seat. Welcome back to another edition of the Bata Sports Podcast. I'm going to ask Stuby to play the clip, even though it's not going to be him playing the clip. It's going to be J-Bone.

But Stuby, can you go ahead and play? the clip of us in the van when cutsy makes fun of jet for forgetting his stick which is in regard that holds up his camera can we go ahead and can we please play that clip right out of the game i mean it's a stick how do you not see i don't know how do you wake up late everything i'm not doing this everybody that comes at me is getting is getting come down a fucking stick. Hey, must be easy to just wake up and bounce around golf course to golf course

shanking shots wherever the fuck you were. Not doing any work. Not having to remember anything besides your clubs. And what time to wake up, which you're one for two on. So what do we do with? I'm out of a goddamn mind. If you had to remember more shit, you'd forget more shit. I'd be like you.

Exactly like you. Great interaction. Great banter. I think Yams really felt something there to that. That's a classic jet rant when he's angry. There are some facts coming out of it too. Like he really means it. He can keep it moving after. It doesn't stay hostile in the car.

Same thing with the D-Man. The man's really good at. You get into it. You keep it moving on. With that being said, it's a big, big day for Cutsi today. Because we got a call from Jay yesterday that he left his laptop at Phoenix Airport. So in my eyes, I think it's a huge win for Cutsi today. I'm not here to like, you know,

dangle this in front of him. I'm not trying to do that. By the way, I wasn't making fun of him. I was actually like flabbergasted it. Like the guy has the biggest backpack of all time that fits everything inside of it. He always has the backpack with them. I just don't understand how the accoutre monster, the stuff that goes with it, is it, is it settled?

inside that backpack, there's always something that's left behind. I wasn't trying to get under his skin, but yeah, he was on edge, he absolutely roasted my ass. The clip went fucking nuclear. I then got backlash from half the internet about how I needed

to be put in my place, which is a totally different question and may be relevant, nevertheless. But yeah, I mean, this guy, live from Alcatraz here, this guy looks like just in shambles, just in shambles, you know? And, you know what, karma's a bitch that gets cummed on. I will, I will.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I just want to ask you. I, I don't understand, like, that stick that Katsy is referring to that you always forget, like that I kind of forget. I have three of those at my house, by the way, right now. But I can't fathom, and I'm not the most, you know, I'm a forgetful person, too, no question. But I don't understand how you leave a laptop is beyond me. I don't understand that. You got the floor.

Do you yield your time? Yeah. Okay. Here's the thing. These are two separate situations, okay? Cutsi and the car is a separate situation from, like, from this airport. Now, with that being said, I am very forgetful. I'm the first to admit.

I do forget the stick. I do forget SD cards. I do live in a trailer park with my mom. But the thing is, I don't, like, the thing with Cutsi and the car, car was that he was coming at me, right? Which is the only reason I came at him was because he was coming at me. And the whole discussion was about him being late. He turned him being late into me forgetting stuff as a way to opt on.

He fucking opted out of his fourth year and turned it on me while we were talking about him. Had I been the one who showed up first forgetting shit, would I maybe have been like, yeah, but you're late all the fucking time? Possibly. but we don't even know if that was going to happen because he was late and he used that to turn it. Now, that's the situation there. I'm fully, I take full,

I'm fully in the right in my opinion with that car situation because he came at me to start and everybody knows when you go low, I go lower and he knew that and he went there. The situation in the airport, that is a big problem. And that is, I don't have like, that is, I have no excuse for that.

I'm not an excuse guy. With that being said, what is happening? here. Oh no. You forgot his webcam. You're back. You're back. With that being set, we went to the airport, me and Cutsi. We went through, they had the clear line and the regular line. I always feel weird going through clear when there's no line. Regular boarding and clear. General boarding. I actually, I legitimately feel weird when there's

no line of clear and no line of general and I go through clear. So I went through the general and I, obviously, peek around the corner when you get you know sometimes they wind you around there was a much longer line at the end and they were it was a little confusing there were people bouncing around some guy put his wrong box he put the big box in the little scanner and there was a little confusion again i'm not making excuses that's not what i do i got out of the security um little pat-down situation because they don't let you wear a fucking sweatshirt anymore um and i went to the wrong um uh scanner the wrong conveyor belt. You know, sometimes there's two.

I went to the right and I was waiting for my bags or my stuff, and my stuff came out on the left. So I'm sitting there waiting, waiting, waiting. And then you guys know me at the airport. I don't like to, I like to get my shit, get to my gate very early. So I was like, where's my stuff? And then it turns like, oh, it's on the wrong, I'm at the wrong scanner. So I rushed over the other scanner, grab my stuff.

And in my rush, I left my goddamn laptop in a fucking box at a thing. Which, by the way, we weren't in a rush. we were there so early. We were there tons of, it wasn't like, it wasn't like we were fighting to get there for boarding. And both of us were, were first plus. Were you jet early or cutsy early?

In between, in between, about an hour before. But once we're through there, I'm starting to get all, you know, I got to get to that gate. So it is,

you know what? It's, I have nothing to say. It's a big problem. And I don't know if there's like, I don't know if you can improve, forgetting stuff like habits that you build over

fucking 30 years are hard to break I guess I could like write it on my hand or take a fucking note with me wherever I go but it's listen that's every that's my issue we all have her I mean it's hard to cut you up but doesn't the backpack feel so much lighter

like don't you realize like I know me like while I'm going to the I'm always like touching my pants from my wallet like making sure the wallets there or like touching the backpacked level. Doesn't the backpack feel so much lighter without it? I don't know. I don't think so. We have a lot of shit in there. I don't think so. It also slides like perfectly into the like there's a special zipper for it.

I listen. I don't and I will say it is you're right. It is it is karma. I'm taking my lick here. I don't really I have got nothing to say about it. I'm talking to you on a fucking iPhone. I have so much work to do that I can't do my my fucking find my find my laptops is like next to a Starbucks and next to a fucking TSA security. I called them last night. They're like, this is the lost. And they didn't answer last night.

So as you can imagine, I was tweaking the whole night because I couldn't get a hold of anybody there until this morning. They opened at 8.30 mountain time. So I had to wait till 10.30 hour time. So I was tweaking this a.m. I called them. She goes, this is the loss and found for the airport, not TSA. So TSA makes you fill out of form, right?

Classic bureaucracy. And you can't even talk to somebody on TSA. PSA. And then I fill out a forum and says, we'll get back to you in five days. Keep an eye on your spam folder. I don't keep eyes on spam folder. The top is that poppy still lives in Scottsdale, so you can just have them go pick up for you. It's a shame. I was thinking of like, who could fly back.

Who could walk there or who could go there. Now, the truth is, the laptop is has been in shambles lately. It's, it's kind of like starting to break down. So I am just going to, I am getting a new laptop. I've watched you operate for, for years now. you are thinking about a thousand things and the last thing you're thinking about is what you're actually doing in that moment.

And then you'll start talking to yourself. Like when you start like mouthing words, like that's when I know like he's not even with us right now. He's gone. Hey, that's that's the price you pay for leadership. That's the price of leadership. He said to me, he's like, we got to get the fuck out of here.

I'm so done. Like we're got to get out of here. And I was like, we sat down like at that little restaurant, Bob that we went to last time. Remember the one in the corner? We sat there. I was like, he wants some. He's like, I don't want anything.

And then he then I was like, okay, you want a coffee? No, I don't want a coffee. He had a water there. They brought, like, a side of potatoes. And like the hash brown like potatoes. And I just looked at him, you just starts. He just starts. And then he's like, and he's like,

fuck now I got to order breakfast because I'm bad as fucking. He was, he was all over. You know, he exaggerates. That's not. It was no. It was like, I don't want, I didn't want to sit down.

I wanted to go to the gate and Cutsi wanted breakfast. It was an hour, but it was like 50 minutes before we bore. But we were talking about how we don't want to eat breakfast ever again. And then the first day of camp, we're eating breakfast.

Fair enough. This happened, that happened at, fucking the morning, Monday morning after the slop that was Sunday. Cutsi goes to the fucking counter and gets bagels. After we just talked about it,

we were never going to eat again. It's, you know. I've been asking Bob, you know what? This has the, I shouldn't turn. This is me going to blow. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to get you. I can't. I can't. I'll, I know, I'm going to take, I'm going to take, I'm going to take the heat.

I do need those videos. I've been asking you for about 40. Fair. Yeah, I do it. What are you going to do with them? Can't edit them. You can't.

You can't. You can't. I will say. I will see. It's like, it's like, Go ahead, sorry. Cuts.

I will say that I did like a Q&A and stuff. And a lot of the questions were like, do you, hey, Jet, are you guys okay? Like, is everything like, because it wasn't aggressive. It was aggressive. I will say that like with our crew, there are moments where like either pop or Jet or me or one of us

will just fucking lose it. But like we keep it moving. Like our group, like the dynamics is it's just like, if somebody roast and flames your ass, you just keep it moving. And so like, I love Yams. I think he's fucking crazy, not as crazy as I am. But like, I love the kid.

And it's like, people are like, are you guys okay? It's like people don't realize this is just the dynamics of how crazy our group is. It is. And it's the best. It's a blast. But we do do a good job of when stuff like that happens. It's one of the greatest clips. I mean, it's a great clip.

When stuff like that does happen, we do keep it moving. Jet, you missed it. When you were out on the course, I got mad at Cutsi for accountability because we live. literally we had a group in front of us. And in our defense, we didn't see the lady in front of us. She was playing off for the upties. So we didn't see her. But Cutsi hits a ball that goes right over her.

And I'm like, oh, my God, like, fuck, I can't believe in. Cutsi was doing the, oh, it's fine. It didn't go anywhere near them. And I'm saying, if that's you and somebody hits a ball over you, even though they didn't know, you would be, if you throw an absolute fit. So we got into it a little bit about that. but we keep it moving. Yeah, yeah, I think with the amount of time we spend with each other, like,

not that we're spent every day together, but for weeks at a time, we're 24 hours together. It's like a fucking band, you know, it's like, so those things are going to happen, but that happens with your, like, that's almost part of what makes it, you know, even a bigger, you know, brotherhood is like just roasting each other and like, that's, that's part of it, you know. I feel like, I realize. I'm not always to eat. easiest person to be around sometimes I can be a bit much so could you date cuttie who's who's who's am I stupid who's who's that who's our what am I reading on your name

archers erbae yeah I don't know who that you know archers are or actually F.P probably does he was a goalie he played for the Carolina Hurricanes I'm trying to think who else he played for he used to use to have a goaltender technique called the crap that was uh I was he was he was a one-of-one That's a deep cut, man. I used to know he was, but I forgot. Yeah, you sure did. Yeah. So now what's the leeway?

Like, what's the time you're going to get this computer? Why don't you have Tristan grab it? I'm waiting. You don't talk to him, but we don't talk to Trits. We hired him for one trip. But I'm saying it's someone we know. Let's ask Matt Holma to pick it up. We don't really know him.

We paid him to be there. To be honest. I'm just going to sit it out. I'm going to sit afraid that you were going to ask. me because I'm in L.A. So I feel like if anybody's going to go get it. I'm not going to. I,

I, I can see it. You know who Mikeo get it? Dallas does golf. Oh, that's a good one. No, but I'm saying, she's our mother.

She's our Phoenix mother. She doesn't have to. They're going to, it's, I'm getting a new one, right? And they're going to send it to me whenever they send it to me.

The thing is, I will tell you this. If I look at that, find my MacBook and that thing's not a TSA security, I'm going to panic like you would not believe. All right, folks, today's podcast is sponsored by our friends over at Seat Geek. That's right, Seat Geek, NBA, NHL, in full swing right now.

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Get 15% off today. A lot of TSA, um, a lot of TSA outfits, if you will, have like satellite offices where they keep like dogs and stuff like that. You might move it? There's potential that it moves from the airport itself to the to the kind of back office. to wait. I have to wait. They said they'll get back to me within five days, right? So I got to wait for that. It's eerily similar to that Canada shit. Do you remember when

I didn't have my passport? It's like that same feeling. I have to go to DMV shortly to get my Florida license. I'll see you there. My life is in shambles, but everything's good. You know, whatever. I guess

it's just part of the gig. Why don't you just Uber to an Apple store and just go get you one. I am. I am. I tell you this. We're going to have a finance call coming up that I am not looking forward to between Dominics, the laptop. The laptop and then Dominics.

Dominics is going to be a tough charge to review. Tell what happened to Dominics there, Bob. No, we're not going to go into the Domitkix. I just got, I got, I just got hit with with an $800 fee from Riot House on my card. What? Sure. Yeah. For what?

For what? I didn't know that we had to pay a bill. Tip. But why is it on your card, your personal card? Well, I was the last- Man left. Bob had been gone for hours. Let me tell you something.

Bob had been gone for hours. When Bob leaves, you leave. That's how that should go. Yeah, pretty much. When it comes to any payment. I couldn't just be like, hey, leave, but keep, stay the card. You were the, you shut down Riot House? were the last man standing there?

One of them. That place empties out. Like, great place, blast. I guess all clubs are like this. You're like partying, party, like everybody's going around. You look up, the place is empty. This is fucking clear it out. I guess in Scottsdale, everything closes at two, which is weird and tough.

But, you know, I guess rules are rules out there in Maricopa County. Most places are two. You could have Farmer Dave. See if he could go get that laptop. Oh. Yeah, he's got a mouse to take care of first. Oh, whoa. He got coyotes howling.

Did you hear the coyotes? Yeah, I did. I went to bed one night and there were, like, it sounded right outside my room, coyotes howling like they were ready to kill something. It was kind of creepy. Could you imagine being Farmer Dave and going into that Airbnb after we get done with it, man? I mean, that is. That was a tough door to lock.

I'll be honest with you. Normally, you know, normally I handle a lot of logistics. stuff. I'm very, I'm very happy and always appreciative when the Airbnb gets cleaned by usually cuts to yours or others. And I don't have to deal with that shit. And it's just taking care of at the end of a trip. You know, ticket left the night before. Bob, I think you left pretty damn early. And then you guys even left earlier maybe. Yeah. I come out of there. And it was, it looked exactly the way it had looked the night before. I said a jet to you. I was like, damn, I should have cleaned.

I do make one thing I will say, I make an effort when we stay at these places to like do like my part at the end, like just to throw some of the residual trash that is left behind. It looks like a pack of coyotes gets into the place. And like at least to make it so that because FP does a lot of work typically, he does all the work in booking the places, getting our flights and stuff. So like that's one area that I can help is just like cleaning up. like throwing the trash out, like cleaning the dishes and stuff. And I didn't do it.

And I looked at Jen. I was like, damn, I, Bob and FP are going to have their work cut out for them this morning. I felt bad about it. We had collected, we, if the table, like, we had collected a bunch of stuff and put it in garbage bags. But when you go outside, the garbage, the dumpster had, we had done so much that the two, both dumpsters were filled to the top. So there was nowhere to put the rest of the garbage bags. So it was just like, let's just like, on, on store. I did a quick, I did a quick.

We walked in a day out. We had all day. We walked in. There was, because we hadn't been in there. We're like, oh, my God. We're like, it smells so bad in here. All right. See in the morning.

It was like moldy. We're like, yo, something's gone bad. Like something's really spoiled. Then we all just looked at each other. It was like, all right. See guys. See guys in the morning. There was a day.

Where did you put the trash, F. Did you? Well, that was the thing is I walked outside and. Both bins were like filled to the point where they couldn't close. And they were, well, there were four full garbage bags around the full trash can. Like, like security around that thing. And I was just like, my bad. Farmer Dave is going to think we had a party.

I just left it there. I literally. I got a good review. So we're okay. Did you? I went out of my way to give a very, like a very over the top great review. Oh, good for you. Even though the place sucked.

I had a day. I'm telling you, if they got this on camera, I had a day where the bagels were coming, so I wanted to clear everything, just so there was room for the bagel. You couldn't find room for the bagels. So I cleaned everything up. I threw everything into the trash,

was down looking at my phone, and literally walked directly into a cactus. I had to look so stupid. And then I got inside. And if you walk into one of those things, you got to take time. Like, it took me five minutes to really get everything. And every time you pluck one out, it hurts. I wish we had that on camera.

That would have been hysterical. I walked right into it. I was just on my phone just being a dumbass, not even looking just directly into it. I feel like Pop would have loved that. Sure. I mean, he would have loved that if it was any one of us. I know. Yeah, certainly.

And then, but, you know, as much as it might have been a disgusting trip, it was a very successful trip. I'll tell you this. I think the Breezy Open in Arizona was fucking awesome. That was one of the better ones we've had. You have the first Miami one. You have that one I thought was unbelievable. The food was awesome and everything. And then we got a lot of good videos in.

Yeah, the Breezy, I always feel like when the day goes by quickly, you know that it's a lot of fun and that you're having. a good time because sometimes it's like okay like the day kind of like takes a while this one it went by fast like to the point we're like oh my goodness we got like two groups left um but i feel like scottstil is just always good vibes like the guys who come out to that one they're just ready to have a good time you know the drinks are flowing i thought the venue was awesome the course did a really good job i thought um of the layout from like the beginning with the driving range all the way up to the end with like the award ceremonies i thought it was really well set up um so yeah a lot of fun um but yeah to your point too bob i agree i feel like

that sunday we did nothing and i felt more tired that day than any other day but i think it's because we had been so fucking busy for like three four days of not stopping that when we actually sat down and did nothing it was like exhausting like it kind of caught up with us yeah that that that that night was the lowest i think i might have ever been it was the amount it was just like let's try to and see how much food we could possibly eat. And I think we're really going to make an effort for moving forward to not go crazy. I think that was that was the,

I think we will look back. If any, but like if changes are made, that will be the moment that is looked back on as like the moment that changed everything. Our bottom. The thing was, everybody was going rogue on food orders.

Like usually we all do it together. There's so many rogue orders. So like people were just walking in. Remember when we got back from filming Monday morning, the breezy episode that we came back and Jets Postmates guys? Oh, yeah, we saw the door dash car outside. And Pop's like, I think this is the situation where we ran into a door dach. Through all that, though, we did, despite it would be well worth it

because we did find through all the orders, we found the greatest Hawaiian food ever made. and it was like almost worth all the trouble and all the suffering. I tell you what, there's nothing Hawaiian about that order. It's beef, chicken, and macaroni salad. It's like karyaki chicken, right? They were calling it Hawaiian. Well, the Missoubi was very Hawaiian, but after that, yeah, after, after the

shiriyaki chicken with a kemachi, what it was. Whatever it was, it was fucking amazing. So it was when we filmed the Bryson episode and we went back to his house, his manager, Hudson, shout out Hudson, had that Hawaiian. And I was just watching him eat it. And I think he saw me looking at him. And he's like, do you guys want any of this? And like, I did. Like, I really did.

And I said no. That was in Dallas. Oh, that was in Dallas. Yeah, they have it. They have it in Dallas. They might have changed. They got one of your team. Let's see.

I would find out right now. Take a look, Bob. I've tried. I don't think so. Well, well, no, I mean, go ahead.

I feel like I would have came across it. Okay. You just throw pineapple on stuff and you can call it Hawaiian. That's basically how it works too. F. P.

just had a Hawaiian pizza yesterday. He had Hawaiian. I don't think we're going to make a change. I mean, we can sit here and say whatever we want to say. I just, I think, I think we all know.

The only change is going to be time before our next Airbnb. That's the only thing that's going to save us. Bro, I'm going to... Where's our next Airbnb? Where are we going? I'm going. I'm going.

Wino-No, does not go east of Houston, by the way. So it does have Dallas. Yeah. I remember I said to myself so fat, but I said to myself, I looked at that bag. And I was like, man, if I ever run by that place, I promise I'm going to hit it. So you remember how quick I was to the trigger on that stupid when we got the Scotts. You talk like a drug addict. The way you speak about food is the way a drug addict speaks about their next fix.

I haven't crossed that fucking place. The worst wasn't even all the food that was ordered. It was the occasional, like someone would just say, candy? And someone would make a candy order. And it was like that was the number. The amount of gummy bears that I ingested during that last week, it's sickening. I mean, if anyone was wondering where the Haribot Gummies went, they were in my stuff. You know who really came into their own on this trip and he's been in his own?

Was, was Jensen, Jaybon. Yeah. He took a couple shots. He took a shot at Cutsi. Oh, come on, man. Oh, geez. No, that's, that's, that's. That ain't right.

At one point, he had taken them out of the bag and he had just lined him up off his left pack. And he was like, hey, look, I got a family. Yeah. I got a video in that. He's looking, he's got the gummy bears lined up on a stomach and he looks over bread. He's trying to hold the gummy bears together. He's like, Stuby. Stuby.

He's very like, look at this. He goes, it's like a family. We were just delirious, deliriously fat at that point. It was one of the fattest things. Three bones shot at me. Which one was you? Jaybone took a shot at you because you were blocking the TV. And I guess he asked you if you're done. Well, for Jaybone, he took, I mean, he was making cracking jokes the old time.

He was like, he was good. He was filming. He moves his chair, like, out of the way, like to, like, the corner. And everybody's like, why did you just move your chair? He's like, well, I can't see anything because I'm being blocked over here. And that was, that was it. I think he's also going to be Draft King's favorite customer now because after watching us, he was, like, putting in 20 team parlates for, like, five.

He would just randomly be like, was that field goal 52 yards? I hit. He never, he's got to learn to share his bets, though. That's the one thing is that we've, we've given him the gambling. It's obviously rubbed off on him. Once he starts adding a couple zeros of those bets, we're going to have a real problem. But he got to, you got to share your plays. There can't be any of that.

There can't be any of that like, oh, oh, I just hit that. And everyone's like, yeah, yeah. The fuck is that. And then he always had some excuse, like, oh, I was using the bathroom and then I put it in. To be honest, dude. He's like, well, yeah, then what? He probably sees us lose so much that he's like, I don't even want these guys anywhere near my bets. He had us watching fucking Premier League soccer on Saturday morning.

No, you guys were watching the Orlando. Oh, yeah, you want to be in MLS. MLS. Me and Jets and Jop. I walk in. Todd and J-Bone are losing their minds at an MLS match. I'm like, this is really not good. Bobby and I bet the draw.

We bet the draw. Charlotte scored. We went from like slow it down, slow it down to Charlotte scored and we're like, go, go, go, go, go, go. I think we got a penalty in the 90th minute. Yeah. By the way, Jaybone is like the most like ultra-MLS Orlando fan I've ever seen. Like, he's got to be a super fan to the point we're like, if there's anyone in the Orlando area who's got tickets,

I think they're in the playoffs for the next round against Miami. Or I think they're playing in Miami. Atlanta, I think. Oh, Atlanta? Is that where they're playing now? Yeah, Miami got kicked out. I don't know where they're playing it, though, because it's just, it's a... But we got to get this young man to that game because...

That's nice. God, he loves it, man. Orlando plays, man. Where are we going to go? Sorry, Pop. I'll go for it. Where are we going to go to a game before, like, the Wendy's thing, and you're going to take... Team USA or something?

Yeah, Chris. Christian invited us, and yeah, Jay Bone was going to go, and it didn't work out because we would have had to, like, go there that night and then be back in Miami the next morning. It just, it would have been crazy. But, yeah, look, if Christian was having us out to, he keeps asking us to come out to Italy. I talked to him the other day.

While we were in the Airbnb, I was texting with it. Did he like his video? Did he say anything about the video? Yeah, he said he loved it. He actually, you know what? And I'm not just saying this. He said the editing on it's amazing. You have you guys a lot of care.

Wow. Wow. That's when you had the laptop. Oh I have nothing to say Listen Say what you want about me I'm a reasonable guy

I get it I'm a clown We all are Yeah Greg brought me Bagel boys No Yeah yeah yeah Yeah half a chicken salad

Poppy bagel left Can I see what that looks like You have a You have an issue I love you because I have a I just want to see what it looks like I just want to see what it looks like I'm not

I'm not even eating any. There's no breakfast. There's no lunch. There's no dinner. Oh, you're on the air yaman diet again? I'm like, I'm going to eat the, the assayee. The air yamins diet. Did you, did you go off app with Greg for this?

Or did, or did you? I didn't, yeah, but I broached the subject when I, when he brought this to the water. Did you? What did he? What did he say? Whoa. Awesome, dude. It's pretty great, man.

Holy cow. Is there celery in it? It's lettuce. Yeah. Wow. Lettis and onion and then. and then chicken salad. It comes the tomato,

but I get rid of the tomato and the candy to bacon. That looks so good, man. Bagel Boys is on, it's the best place I've found here. I love it. I get it every day. It's the best in the game.

It really is. You know what I was talking to about bagel boys? Who's going to be making an appearance? I'm in January on the channel. Akshay Batia, who's just moved down to Jupiter. So a big shout out to the Batia's.

He was a blast. I knew that he, win pro young. I didn't know he went as young as he did. He was 16 or 17. Yeah, I think he said 17. Wasn't he a George? Wasn't he a Gankett's disciple?

No, really? I think he was. I don't think he was when he was a junior, but I think at some point he may have worked with him. He was like a, he was like a phenom. Yeah. As a junior, he won a bunch of junior like PGAs and a bunch of big tournaments.

And, yeah, I think he was just like, I ain't doing this college thing. He, I mean, he, he was on his grind for a while. It didn't, he did not have like immediate success. He was going through many tours for a bit. He always had talents, clearly. He's one, one at this point. But it wasn't like a direct in no-brainer. It was a bold move.

Yeah, he was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed him. He has an appreciation, like, of, like, food and stuff like we do. Like, he kind of fits into our. to our crew. Even remember Bob, we were talking about, like, the, we're talking about, like, gummies. I remember I was, like, eating gummy bears, well, was he taking a shot, and then he looked over, he was like, do you have some, like, can I have a couple? He, he was a fun guy. I'd love to do, like, an 18-hole thing with him. He was. There's a part, and I think it will, he will, especially

with him being down in Jupiter now, but there's a part where he's getting ready to hit a shot, and he's eating the gummy bears, but he's, like, crackling the rapper of the gummy bears. Like, he's really getting in there. And I'm like, oh, this has to be like, he has to hear this while he's getting ready to hit the shot. So he sets up because he's just eating the gummy bears. And then all of a a sudden you see Aji's turn and just look at Joe. And Joe doesn't stop. He just keeps eating the gummy bears. He didn't get it by a bunker. He did it twice. He goes, he hit a ball. But it wasn't, it was his shoe. He looked at him. He's like, we got a squeaker here. He was just squeaking his shoes on like a radio.

Big squeak. Talking about the big squeak? Yeah. Do you know he squeaks? Remember that round with Fezzi? Where Fezzi's shoes? Oh, this guy, this guy was making noises that just shouldn't have been made. Every time he swung it sound like a fart and I just put it in.

Those Guma shoes, they were like, oh, yeah. And you know, his swing is so violent that the shoes were taking a beating. Dude, when you hear a squeak and then a squeak. bad shot like a squeak followed by a bad shot is two of the greater back-to-back sounds there is it's tough seen time i mean showtimes got a lot of movement going on in that golf swing makes sheffler looks like fred couples dude who's a guy fp on the golf channel that breaks down the swings i'd love to get him to do like a play-by-play breakdown of like yo hey what if rory's a Lamborghini I'm a station wagon,

then fucking Featherston's a bicycle. You know, we do love you, Fezzi. We do. Yeah, were you there for that round, Bob, when he broke his seven iron? Like the head of-

No, this was the one round with Fezzi that I wasn't there for. It was a par three, and he took his seven iron, and he took his shot, and the head of his seven-iron went further than the ball.

It just flew through the air. And he was just like, I guess I'm not using a seven-iron. iron the rest of the round and he was he let me tell you that he needed that seven iron he needed he is he is pretty crucial passionate guys one of the more passionate guys when it comes to golf i mean he has a love for the game that's unbridled i will say that yeah he called me freaking out he had a hole in one on a simulator and like that's awesome but he acted as if it was like a regular hole in one one and he wanted me to like match his excitement of the whole one one with him but like i it was hard to do like

look the day that fezi puts in a whole one on the course i i told them i will fly out and and go part of them because it would be a riot but if you get a whole one on simulator that that's sick but i can't match the energy level like we're not going to go out and get hammered after he will he will he sure he's good and i'm sure that he did yeah yeah i feel like a great foursome would be showtime way jet got stuck, dude. Oh, my why. Get it, Bob, get it, Bob.

Oh. Oh, no. That's not, man. This guy has had that really down and out. That is a guy who is, listen, a lot of karma.

This guy's got a problem. The last man. He has had a. Rough, rough. That's a tough spot to go out. Last thing is millage. Didn't last long. Didn't last long, boys.

Oh, my. Oh, he's gone. He is a tough week, man. All right, Pop, I think it's time to pin it on over you now to do a little bit. Let's do a little bit of Q&A and then we'll get you right back to that chicken salad. All right. First question comes from Nathan Allison 30. He wants to know why is FP always driving on the trips?

Does he just draw the short straw or does he love it? Talk to us too. Yeah, I would say that I do enjoy driving. I drive a lot. I might be the better option of us all. That's fair to say. Jet Bob, I don't think like driving at all. cuts he falls asleep in the car no matter where he's sitting so um we'll keep him in the back

and uh tickets are next best option so if i get a little sauced up um ticket takes the wheel and tickets it's fine ticket ticket had one peel out in Atlanta that people won't forget um but other than that that was yeah it was with green you squealed some tires on a minivan You did driving to oncoming traffic this trip. That was a crazy. Well, that's an oversimification. That's an oversimification.

I was like he was about to die. I was like, you were in the front seat ticket. That was not. I got banged by the girl in the road. I know what happened. It was just a horrifying sight. The site wasn't good, but we were never in any danger.

No, I don't think. Bob screamed like it just started going. It was, no problem. I did, I did scream, man. No.

It didn't look good. Like, if you weren't, if you weren't, like, paying attention to, like, the situation,

which you wouldn't be if you weren't driving, and you just looked up and saw what you saw, yes, I can understand how that would be alarming. Because there's car,

you don't know how fast those cars were going. I knew that they had just started going from the light. They were going three miles an hour, four miles an hour. If they were going 40, we would have died,

for sure. Yeah. Also, to you, like, you had this, like, smirk on your face when I looked up. Like, I think you knew that it looked ridiculous. So when I saw that smirk, I'm like, yo, what the fuck is he doing? It's like he's up to something. Jet never has looked more comfortable. He was ready to go.

Oh, yeah, he was laughing. Either outcome for him was just, was just okay. Yeah, yeah. He was literally laughing and Bob was screaming in the back. I will say, we did have that moment. I'd give my ups to Subi. I think he's a tremendous try. I feel very comfortable.

when he's driving, I feel very comfortable, especially when it's on long trips. You know he's not going to like fall asleep or like anything like that. Like he's also too, he's been on the road with what he's done with that Buick. Like he's got so many reps. Yeah, it's like a long haul drive. You're an excellent driver for sure. The most uncomfortable I've ever been on this, forget Atlanta was when you guys did the, what was it? When we were doing the road trip in Florida, we had the, the RV.

That wasn't fine. You guys got banged up one day. It was like either a fireball challenge or no, it was a spin the wheel, drinking wheel. And I had to drive two hours to Sarasota, I think. I was very nervous. That thing was a big old girl, man. It's hard to see how close cars are to you in those rear view mirrors. You have, well, you have no, like in a car, you've got a little bit of give even in a lane, right?

And that, it's literally made to fit a lane. You don't have any wiggle room. So, yeah, you, yeah. There's no just like checking your phone or like, there's nothing like that, which you shouldn't do anyway. But there's no leeway at all. And that thing, the wind gets going. That thing is like a sail. You know, remember when you made that turn and Jets bag just slowly started to roll out and flew through the door into the center of traffic?

I forgot about that. It had so much momentum and so much mass that it blew the door of it. open to the RV. It slid across the street, hit the curb, and hopped up on the side. Hey, you know what? He would have forgot it anyway. Holy shit. He had to get to his gate.

Sorry, we can't make it up. Dude, that bag does have some mass. That thing is a boulder. It's huge, dude. It's like he's like he's packed his life in there. It's crazy. We always talk about it, but the first ever Bob does sports, me and Smigsie walked into. his hotel room before and it was like he was gearing up to bomb the entire place we walked in there

and it there was shit sprawled that you couldn't walk it was like booby trapped in the room there there was equipment fucking everywhere um but yeah i might buy a corvette yo that thing what is what is going on over there oh it's a 1886 Corvette Coupe. Oh, that's sick. You like that old school shit, dude. I'm getting into it now, now that I got the one. And I'm certain, I need.

How is it new? I don't need, but I'm starting to convince myself that I actually do need a car here. I packed up my Jeep. I drove it to Florida, expecting to basically relocate to Florida pretty cons, more than I was here in Virginia. That has not been the case. So I've rented a car every time I've come to Virginia. I've spent an incredible amount Like if I had just rented a car when I was in Florida

That would have clearly been the right now I'm renting a car every time I'm here So I've spent an ungodly amount of money on rental cars Like this whole year here So I'm sort of like just get some fucking fun little old school thing There you have a year when I get back You take that Chevy up there Not the Chevy the uh The caddy the caddy yeah how is that thing?

That looks like a fun time. I can just speak to it from a content perspective. It's everything you would want and more. All right. Pop, next question. Next question comes from Nico Dean Drate. What's the first meal you guys ate after your whole in one? Mine, I know we went to Grimaldi's.

We had a pizza party. What was yours, Bob? I don't know. Mine, I got so screwed just because of how bad my stomach was of shit. We went to the woods. We celebrated your birthday dinner at the woods. Bob was sick as shit. It's the biggest robbery of all time, man.

It really was because I would have just, I mean, that night would have been between the drinking and the food. Like, that would have been the night of my life. We had a whole night plan too. It was a full night. I know. I tried to go and then we got to Alex's and I just started shitting my brains out. I couldn't get out of the bathroom. It was awful.

Yeah. The second you hit that whole one, Joe was on the phone canceling plans. It was the greatest. Yeah. It's one of the greater ridership clips I've ever seen. We had always talked about it. That's why we know we said that if that ever happened,

that that was going to take precedent over anything else. So is what it is. Got to do what you got to do. Ridership, baby. All right. Up, fire away, baby. One more? All right.

Next one comes from two more. Two more. Okay. This one comes from Dom Ra, O, seven, where do you think each of you would be in life had you not met each other? Oh, man. Fun one.

I definitely would have been like still heavy into the hospitality stuff. You know, I don't know where, because with that, you got to move a lot. So I could be anywhere, really. But I think it would be, I was pretty much like said in that. So had I not bet Bob, I think I probably would have rode out a couple more years. in LA and then transferred wherever they would have let me I was actually wanting to go to Hawaii so who knows me did you want to be like a hotel manager is that where you wanted to end the goal was the goal was to be like a GM but man it would have it would have taken a lot more years and a lot more

work to get there um so who knows I would have definitely been doing something like that I did for sure you probably would have had to like to climb the ladder in the hotel especially like the four seasons you have to be willing to move and move a lot. Like whatever the next job that comes up, if you want to move up the ladder fast, you got it pretty much take. So I would imagine Joe, you probably wouldn't be in L.A.

No, I would have been. I would have probably wrote another, like I said, year or two until I got a promotion to go somewhere else. But I mean, even you see like I had no ties to L.A. I went to L.A. for a job. So, you know, it's one of those things where like you said, you have to be willing to just like reload. locate and pick up and move on the drop of a dime.

And, you know, I'll tell you what, I certainly probably wouldn't have been in Florida. That's for sure. Stu? I know exactly where I would have been where I was. It's a great quote. Just keep, just keeping it moving. Pops an interesting one.

Yeah, I want to hear this. No, we're good. I mean, I don't know. I truly don't know what I would have done. I mean, I guess I would have looked. I was trying to be a writer at the time. I mean, that's what I was really trying to do. And I was starting to make a little bit of headway there.

And then COVID happened. So I guess I probably would have went back to that. What was the show you were writing for again, Pop? I wasn't writing for it, but I was an assistant for the Big Bang Theory. Like, I was a writing assistant for the room. Add it to the list, dude. It's just like this guy's quite. It's insane.

Well, that was the track, and then fucking everything shut down during COVID. Yeah. That whole industry did. And then that's the exact same time you and Jet started Bob to Sports. It was a great time for that. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be doing cameos.

I'd be doing exactly. I think what's going on in a different work, you know, something different. Probably not successful, but something along these lines for sure. You would have been in the content game to some degree, no matter what I think, Bob, like, you were committed at that point. Like even when I first met you, you're like on your grind trying to get yourself into that realm. So you might have ended up with bar stool to be completely honest. I think that might have might have been a play at some point because I remember at one point

when we were starting, you got an offer to go there and had Bob to Sports really not been a thing, one would probably tend to believe that that would have been something where you would have been uprooted and gone and done that for sure. Yeah. Maybe I'd be in Chicago right now with Big Cat and all that, you know? Crazy. Who knows? I popped up on, you know, the iPhone showed you like memories from certain times.

I looked at the merch that we used to do that me and Nikki Chippenpottes would wear to Riviera. The ridiculous not today Baba shirts that were so bad. And I saw a picture of us in it. And I'm like wearing the bucket. I look fucking. With the golf ball in the middle? Yeah. Yeah.

So it was so, it's hard to look at. It's like I look like such an, I look like the Marlins man, like just a total clown. I might have a photo. Let me see. I tell you what, when you see, like Instagram's been doing that a lot recently. When you go to stories, the first one's memories, that's a scary place to go. Oh, yeah. That's a horrifying place.

I've gotten some rough ones for sure. I'm getting hit with some retroactive big ticket bets, dude. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's the good song. Horrifying.

All right, one more here, Bob. All right. Last question comes from Big Daddy Kiesel. I don't know, Bob. What's the biggest argument that almost ended BDS, which I don't think we've had one, but we've had some big arguments, I think. I can't even think of really.

You guys talk about one in that Scottsdale Airport every single time. Yeah, but that was like, that wasn't meant. There was one with me and Jet where that got that that Ohly off. Yeah, it popped off. It had been building up and then there was one, but like never would have like. I don't think there's ever been anything even remotely close to where someone would feel like they're willing to like. And it walk.

Like I think we're all, we're all very happy in what we do and like what like the ability to do this. And like, yeah, we run short on each other's patience at times. but I think our crew is pretty solid. Like I don't think we really even have that often like like disagreements. I feel like any of the disagreements are kind of just like what you see in that video like with the Jet and Katzi video. And like the arguments going on, but then everybody else is not in the argument is cracking up laughing. Yeah. Like you could hear me in that clip.

I'm fucking dying laughing. Who won that argument between you and Jet? Oh, that was Jets. I mean, I was done. I didn't expect him. No, no, not you two between Bob and. Oh, Bob. I think if you asked him, he would say me.

He realized that he had reached a point with me for me to scream where he was like, all right, I'm going to adjust some things. But again, if me and Jet, even before Bob's worse, Jed was at my house every day. Like me and Jeff spending every single day together and like through really low times. and but yeah it was then one thing and then same thing and we just kept it moving let's do one more because this is a good question for what's coming up soon um

this one comes from logan sceny when are the boys getting zander on the people need it film d uh it's going to be this week we're going to be filming this upcoming week we're going to be filming an 18 hole stroke play um 3 v1 um at panther national it's going to be an awesome video. We might get waxed. We're not playing good golf right now. And I'm really, I think I need to get out and get a couple rounds in and practice a little bit. That is going to be a really cool, fun video. And I think based on how much we've hyped it up and talked about it, the fact that we're actually getting it, it's going to be really, really fucking awesome. I'm going to, I'm going to go Doyle, try and get tuned up and get back.

I want to make that. It's such a big match for us. I just want to make that a match. Just let it go somewhat deep. So I'm going to try and go for a little tune up before. You're putting and your irons, Bob. It helps us a lot when it's on. It's massive.

It really is. But we're all been playing shitty the last few rounds. It's not even like any one particular person who's holding us down. I think like we just collectively got to get hyped up. you know for like those matches by the way in the past like we would rely so heavily on stube he would like literally carry us through to where we got to be able to provide something because you know his driver's struggling a little bit and like I feel like we're not by any means like consistently up the middle so you you start off not hitting a fair

way and trying to get into some of these longer approach shots it just really puts you to disadvantage right out of the gate. Stuby played that match, like the first Homo one, he went off. But the Kagan Bradley match, he was a 1v1. He was unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we got to remember that we historically won these things. Like, we've been the favorite.

We lost a Homa, but he shot 60. You know, we beat Keegan. We beat Homa again. We've beaten Bo. We beat Bryson. Right. Like, we, this is, these are, these are matches we're supposed to win. So we got to play better.

We got to get back on that attitude. The putting, too. We got to go into putts, like expecting that someone's going to make it. 100%. But we got to change how many holes are we going to get through to we're going to win this. The pro is going to try to have to get to 18, not us. Amen. Yeah, I mean, look, look out.

That will be one of our most highly anticipated videos, especially with the banter that we have with Sanders. So that should be a lot of fun. So stay tuned for that and be on jet and tickets asked to get that out, but they will and they always do. Do a damn good job of it. So a lot coming, a lot on the way that has been another edition, the Bob the Sports podcast.

Thanks for listening. As always, we will see you next time.