Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Birthday Dinner Disaster! | Bob Does Sports Podcast

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

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Cutzzi's birthday dinner. That was a blast. Perez showed up to Carbone and... There was an incident, Cutsi. So we're sitting there. You show up fashionably late for the birthday dinner. So there were two seats left on the end and it was right next to their table. And they had just gotten there to go back. So I guess Nicole went in

and then Cutsi came to sit in his seat and he sat right on there to go back. You can hear it was like crunch. Lady was like looking up. She like looked straight down. Yeah, it's pretty wild. Handed it straight to the server. And even from that. Looked at me like I had sat on her dog.

It's not even like I sat directly on the food. It's in some kind of case inside of a bag. It didn't help that that crunch was so live. This guy is in shammer. What's the hell is that? Let's talk about your intermendipassing. Can I have a second? And I got news for you.

If you think that you're going to hide behind the camera today, you got another thing. Get your ass over to that. We only have one camera. Just cranky. I think that if he had more calories in him, he wouldn't have dropped his phone. He's intermittent fasting. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you on the carnivore diet, yams? What's that? There's a guy on TikTok. I'm following now. He's on the carnivore diet. You see? It's probably exactly. I've heard of,

I don't know who you're talking about, but I've heard of the diet. You just eat meat. It's probably exactly what you think it is. Like a wolf. Yeah. Just devour. Copious amounts.

I mean, that's what Liver King was doing, and then also steroids. Yeah. He also smells tremendously bad. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. But love is muscles. You shredded, though.

Big muscles. Two shredded. He's one of those two shredded guys. There's no way he can make a good golf swing. There's just no way. No. I don't think he loses sleep over it either, though. I don't think he wants to.

He's okay. I don't think he's looking to get into the golf team. We'd love him on the channel, though. Would we? I don't know if we would. I'd take him. I think it'd be a funny episode. You put fucking him and Joe and in cart together.

Yeah, we have some updates on Zander. He's at least responded. Yeah. We've heard from him. That's like a monumental moment at least. You can't text me back without burying me. Mm-hmm. But the fact that he wasn't telling him.

texting back for a while. The good news is you know it's him. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if it was something nice and like, let's get a date together, you'd be like, all right. It's true. This is publicist. But if he's talking shit, you know you're talking to the right guy.

I said to him, um, uh, fuck. I was like, what is, I was like, to be honest, like, be honest with me saying, like, what is the better chance me breaking 80 or, um, me breaking 80 this year? Are you coming on Bob to Sports and he hit me up? He's like, well, I heard you're a pretty good golfer. So I don't know. I'm pretty much saying that like he's not coming on. that he's not coming on Bob to Sports.

But then he texted, he's like, we're going to make it happen. There we go. But then you have to go and you got to get dates and you got to, so I'm telling you right now, I'm being dead serious. Can you please sit out? Well, you're a part of the program. You're doing nothing behind the camera. The camera's running.

Look at all I'm doing behind the camera. The shot is, I really want you. I really do. Please, it's going to drive me nuts. Okay, hold on. Thank you. There is. There's our guy.

That thing is clearly off kilter. I know. I'm going to have... Listen, listen, listen. Why don't you just... You talk on the pot, I'll handle that, all right? Can you adjust the tripod? No, because it's the...

There we go. How about you lengthen that leg over there? It's the gimbal. Why would that straighten it out? Because all you have to do and put... You just have to zoom in a little and rotate it and it'll be straight again. I feel like right now we're like this. Yeah.

I'm cock-eyed. You know what? I'm like adjusting to the camera. I'm aware. I'm leaning for the camera. It's not. Trust me. You know what the part of the point.

this up. Damn, is that a shot? I don't take shots. Is that a record-cha shot? That was a poppy shot. That was a poppy shot. That was a poppy shot. I heard you. That was a poppy shot. Don't cut it. You can't get away from... Don't cut it. Good for you. Ladies gentlemen, clap it up for yaman. Jop it. Clavit up for y'am's. What? Talked to me about this intermittent fasting. Talk to me about it. You've heard of the phase. Well, not everybody has, though. Um, how do they say it? It speeds up

weight loss. It's hard to keep... You did it. You did it. couple years ago. We all heard about it. We knew. You told this is I'm going to tell you. He did tell us. I'm going to tell. Oh, man, I love to eat lunch right now, but I can't eat to one. He used to do it every day. He did it every day. Here's my thoughts

on it, okay? I lost 30 pounds doing it one time, and it works. It was like a month and a half. Hell yeah, brother. Two months. But the problem is, and we discussed this last night, FP and I discussed this last night, because tickets gone on the no-eat diet.

no intermittent. It's not even intermittent. It's just, it's just fasting. It's just, it's just like he's a devout faster. So the problem with that is you will shed,

but the, but when you go back to your normal, like the normality of like your normal diet, it will just come back with a vengeance. So you have to like, I think it's a bit of like, intermittent fasting, but also not just eating whatever you want

because it's like, I don't. I used to not eat for long periods. And then I would have like a 2,000 calorie meat. You can't do that. It's got to be, there's got to, and I think when you, when you finish it, and this is my, my, whatever, I have no place to give advice because I'm morbidly obese. But when you do wean off of it, don't just go from intermittent fasting back to regular diet.

You need to like kind of curl back into what, like what you used to do because otherwise, it'll be a big, big change. No, I know. You remember? I was skinny as fuck and then, well, not skinny as fuck, but I was like. You were shredding fast. Not not horribly overweight. And then I just started eating like a dump truck.

And it just came back within months. You were definitely shedding it, shedding it really, really fast. But it was funny. It was like anytime you could tell somebody, they'd be like, Joe, what time you tee off today? It'd be like 1230, but I can't even eat till then. I'm actually intermittent fat. Like anybody he could talk to, he would tell. You know why?

Because you've got to get ahead of it. Right? So like, and it sounds ridiculous. But I would say things like that to other people Because if we go to T off I don't want them being like Oh let's grab lunch or let's get something So like I almost made a point of telling everyone

So no one would ask me To get something to eat or whatever Because it is tough like you're on it You also pick the most like Like inopportune stretch of time Like you decided to go Yeah but you were like you gave yourself What like six hours?

So you went from like one to seven Where you easy to eight I think it was Two to eight you could have easily Just done like noon to six. And that way you could eat lunch with the world and then have dinner with the world. I like you decided to go two to eight where you basically got to tell everybody, like, I can't, oh, I can't eat lunch.

Do you know the thing I think is pretty cool, though? Like you were doing it where you don't eat all day, but then you eat at night. And then at night, you can eat whatever you want with no. Like a 2,500 calorie meal, though. But then I think about it, it's like, I feel like every meal I have is 2,000. Well, your general intake, I think, is. It's supposed to be around 2,500. Yeah, I think it depends, though.

No, it depends. No, it depends. Yeah, you think your intake should be the same as somebody who weighs 160 pounds. I think the general health association, you do a little times 10. So if it's just whatever your weight is times 10. Absolutely. The GHA. Is that true?

How much do you weigh about? But you don't have to say. No, no, I don't. I don't want, I'm 193. So if you stick under, if you stick under 1,900 calories, you'll, you look. lose weight. That's the rule. But you forgot about the three. Yeah. Well, 1930. That's a couple. Sten. Don't leave those 30 calories on tape.

But Bob, you also. You also. You also work out about it. The number of calories you should eat each day. Depends on many factors. Nice. The 2020 to 2025 dietary guidelines for Americans estimate that adult men need 2200 to 3,000 calories day. Yeah. It does say activity, height, weight, and other. How do you need the same? That does factor in for sure. But I'm saying that's the general. Like that's like,

Well, the nutrition facts are for, dude, you know what sucks. You go to public. You're in bulk season now. If you go to the, if you go to the pub sub sign, it tells you like the daily recommended calories, but then it

shows you the calories next to the sandwiches. So I was like, all I could have technically is a sandwich. And then I'm done. And those things, and those things, if you get the sub-downy, you've made the, switch to the wrap.

Yeah, it's not that much. But if you get the sub, no, I think the sub is a lot more bread, man. I really do. It's got to be a lot more. If you look at it though, like tortillas aren't that much better for you than like, oh, just bread. Like, it's just condensed bread.

It's all at it. It's just, it's the same thing. Like, I think a Chipotle, like, the tortilla is like 600 calories. What? Swear to God. I don't think I'm making it. No. No. No. That's not. It's not good with calories, though.

This guy has no way. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There's no way. It's probably like 200. It's like 250 maybe. Yeah. 600's a crazy. I'm just saying, dude. Let me look. He don't know. Let me look. He don't know. This guy. I don't know. I mean that. For a tortilla? Hold on. Oh, it's like they're probably one 40. Everyone just, everyone just chill out. I was in the car with him one time.

You said, I know. I was testing it. Maybe it's slattered and chippolea sauce. I think I'm right. I was asking him like, what a. what a small fry is calorie-wise, and it was one of the funny, like his calorie counter was way, mind you, mine's not that good. Did he overdo it or under do it?

Oh, he undered everything. I'd be like, I'd be like a large fry. It'd be like 100 calories. Oh my God. I'd be eating fries by the porcel. Sweating source.

Here we go. Tortoise on the side. Okay, I was a little off. I was just it. It's 3. 3.20. So you're half.

It's still a lot. That's higher than I thought. That's higher. Those are big ones. Yeah. Those are big ones. I was thinking of the smaller. I'm just saying.

Yeah, but we, well, I would love to know the differential between the pub sub and the, the rap. It's got to be, it's got to be a decent amount.

I agree. I'm telling you right now. I think more so. The bread that gave you, it's big. Yeah, I agree. Especially if you do a whole one,

if you do a whole pub sub, that's giant. Meanwhile, their problem is being, Calories and an eight inch hoagie roll, so we had to do some math on this. No. It's 287.

No. Oh, just in the roll. In the roll. In the roll. In the roll, in the roll itself, eight inches. Yeah, but those problems are like 12 inches. If you get six inches, all right, so let's do two, two 90 divided by eight. Publix is probably 12 inches.

Yeah, it's about 12. Well, if you get a full sub, yeah, it's 12. Yeah, it's 12. If you get a half sub, it's 217, 218. So you're only 100 calories off from a tortilla. So a tortilla has more. Well, that's a Chipotle tortilla, though. That's just normal tortilla.

No, they, they do some leavening shit to those tortillas, I'm sure. I don't know about that. big boys. Yeah, they're big, they're much bigger. But you know what, your point is, your point is valid that it's not, I thought it would be much different. But if you do it times 12, it's 435. I probably didn't hear the banter that was going on prior, pretty much just the guys saying that the Yankees stink right now. And that's a shame. And I like going to Yankee games and I certainly love the Yankees. But even though they stink right now, that's not going to stop me from going to the games. And when I do, we are going to

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whether your team stinks or not. I'm also going to hand up accountability. With me talking to you about tickets, like intermittent fasting and like how like it's not going to work for him. That I will put my hand up. That's just fat guy. It's done a tremendous job. Talk for like why I like it's just like look man I would do that I would totally do that

but like it's actually not good for you to do that like I know I accept tickets done a tremendous job I'm making excuses for why I'm just going to not stop eating by being like look man you really shouldn't do it that way still while I shovel nuggets I was going my only point go ahead Bob sorry I was going into the target you guys drop me off at the target because I needed deodorant for the second meet and greet and uh oh that midday deodorant hit be tech to be He texts me. He's like, yo, just like, get me a water if you see a water. I go into the Target and I take a picture of there's a slurpy machine in there. In Target?

Yeah. So they were out in the parking lot and they taxi right back. He's like, scratch the water. I'll be right there. And he comes down there. That's your fault, forget the water. Just don't tell me about it. There is a lot of water.

How good did that slurping machine look to? I think it's water. There's water. The slurpees are made of water. That's true. Correct. I know. I had my first slurpee in a lot.

long time along Beach Island How fucking good are they? Oh my God That's why I thought About that Hawaiian Punch icy Sure you did

You had a 7-11 Surpee? I had a Wawa slurpy Oh an I see I never have one of the That's really really softies are right there Never had one of the Slurpy sticker right Slurpy lasts a little bit longer

Ice is a lighter situation It goes by quicker I'm just telling you though You get off a golf course Hot-A day I get it Fucking post round slurp dude They'll bring you right back

I did it right after a bike ride And I just was so third Such a shame that the American slurpees just don't hit the same. I can't do it. That Canadian thing is a thick girl. I got it. I got to give. I wish I gave that a go.

We're going to be back. Yeah, I will. We're all heading to Canada very soon, man. Why are we going? Cudsey, why are we all going to Canada? By the way, everybody is like busting my ass lately because I said, oh, my wife on

Instagram and they're like, you're not married, you're engaged. Actually, I am married. You can't. You can see your wife. Apparently, I can't. People think I'm, they're fucking coming up. And you tell them the two. attendees at your first wedding, not wedding, but your, you're, you're, you're,

your, you're not your first wedding, you know what I'm saying, your legal wedding. My legalized marriage, yes, which was done just at the civil court, there was two people came, it was myself and Nicole, it was in February, and I had Robbie's mom in her tennis gear and Robbie's dad in a full-blown jackals outfit. He had a dirt as a witness. They came because we didn't know anyone else here. You guys had... But don't you need witnesses?

You didn't need it, but they wanted to come, and it was nice to have them. I think I have a picture. My dad had, like, a dirt stain from sliding. Oh, yeah, he had his new... My mom wanted to film it for his mom so they could see. Right, right, right. It's a very nice gesture, but if you see the picture, it's fucking hysterical. They're like Joe and Nicole, like dolled up on either.

And my mom's in her... tennis outfit. It's unbelievable, dude. That is so funny. I have it somewhere here. I got to find it. Do you know how long I went in my, not knowing that you can go in your camera, I'll type in a certain thing to get it? Never knew that for a long time. A lot of your time. And it's amazing. Yeah. It's, it's proven to be an issue for us. Send that to Jensen so we can put it up. It's proven to be a problem for us. Yeah, dude. I could type anything in now. It's great. You can type in like anything, like, like location. That's the, they're location.

The easiest one is location. It's like I know where it happened, but I don't remember when. Right. You just type in the location and then you... It's tremendous. Or if you need the date, I'll just call him. I'll be like, present. When was that time you were fucked up at that dive bar in Scottsdale?

I think it was like January, like January 2020. I shot a 68th that afternoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We stopped off at a marshal. I don't know. Jet needed hard drive. I remember life. No, his memory.

My memory's slipping, dude. Is it? I got a great memory. I'm getting older, dude, and I can't remember what I did last week. Like, it'll be like, oh, what trip did we just get off of? And I, like, legit, I have to sit there and think for, like, five minutes to remember. It's really bad. Meanwhile, this guy knows what happened two years ago on the fucking fourth Monday of February.

It's crazy. If Joe, like, this is maybe tough to say, but, like, imagine if Joe, like, does, like, lose his memory and, like, when he's really old. And then, like, he tells you something. And you'll be, like, you know, just to let you know, like, you just to let you know, like, you just, said that, but fuck you, Bob, no idea. You know what I mean? He won't believe it. She yelling a ticket to run the tape.

Tickets fucking tickets in Guatemala, dude, has been for years. About the Sports Senior Citizen Edition. That's awesome, dude. That's fucking awesome. About the sports, senior citizen edition.

Tremendous. Dude, like, we just do like a beer challenge and then we finish. he goes to the first tea to go like drink a beer we're like joe we just finished we just we just filmed he's like fuck you bob hand me the beer we don't have any we don't have enough fucking videos bob yeah yeah yeah because the show's been over for 20 years man i wonder how long the show will last 10 years 10 years 10 years 5 years i don't know what's our shelf life 10 years a lot trying to get to tomorrow baby yeah 10 years a lot of time

well now five years four boys been doing it for like 10 years yeah respect i'll be i'll be running cameos at 75 i ain't never stop willing baby yeah it's gonna be in a time capsule just sitting there and with fucking cameos flying it's all i got i'll never

stop I don't never see it good shelf life on that too well i can see me like calling you guys like you guys like want to go film or like do something or like they're like no bob like shows over man like i don't know what to tell you dude

yeah Pop will definitely leave the country. Oh, Pop will be gone next year. It'll be, he'll be done in a year. Pop is, the poppy sighties now already. He might be already. He might be already. We thought we were getting him on the podcast, but he's gone.

So, Popcast. We love you, Pop, we're watching. We do love you. He ain't watching. No. Jaybone, tell Pop that we love him. By the way, can we talk about Jay Bone? He showed out.

know this. He showed up to the meeting greet yesterday. He had two different socks on. One gray, one blackness right. I looked at him on Mike Jensen, did you get dressed in the dark? Oh no. You know what though? He did really well yesterday. He showed up to the second

location with two black socks on. Oh, so he stopped off someone. He's at least taking feedback. Okay. Way to be Jim. Also late. You missed the intro, but that's okay. Of course. Yeah. Well, in fairness, we didn't know who was going to be handling it so he didn't get the call till the morning because I didn't want to bother anybody on July 4th.

You know me? I'm very like, I'm very respectful of people's times, you know, so I would never call you on July 4th at 2 in the morning to let you know you have to go somewhere. But he did have to go there. By the way, he did great. Don't think for a second because you're going to be at the,

we've been doing a lot of these stops for different liquor stores that is putting out the have a day. So there is a store locator that you could take a look at, which is really cool. New York area, Florida area now as well. Don't think for a second. I didn't ask for that fourth chair today. No.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. I knew I knew there was something. I shared it up in the chair. Bob, Bob, people are asking for you. I have, I'm coming to film for the social. I will, did you really do this? I sure did.

I sure did. Knowing I didn't want to talent. It's your thing, too. Like, it's your thing too. But I don't, I'm not there to take pictures or to sign anything. I don't want to do that. In the, in the brand. Totally.

Silent. Silence. Silence. You're not a silent owner. You're a face. I don't want. I can't leave from the roof I only silent because you won't talk

Right, right, right Yeah, you're making the choice I'm saying, I'm coming to do social media today To get to get the energy It's cool to be a POV angle It'll be POV dude Go pro How about the part owner

You look at that case right there And you tell people why they should buy the house Yeah, tell them You're a part owner You can tell Well the hell Stop selling the drink Tell me that drink

You have a drink? your hands? I actually don't drink. There's one right there. All right. I actually don't drink some of their time. There's a drink there. No, to have a date. But you guys are mistaking me not wanting to sit in a chair next

you with hating this drink. I love the drink and I'll tell you what I love it. I love the peach. I love the peach. The watermelon to me is even a step above. It's elite. It's elite. Watermelon. By the way, Bob, I'm not, I'm getting social media.

I'm not sitting in that chair. You're sitting in that chair. I'll go home. I won't even. come. How about that? This guy. Do you know how many people asked for him yesterday? I won't even come. So many. Yeah. By the way, that's great.

By the way, we talked about this in the car yesterday and I'm going to go on there. You know, I knew there was something fishy. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I knew there was something fishy with you. You were like pursuing me coming on this so many times. I knew you had something planned up your sleeve. It's not happening.

You got you a seat to sit in. Yeah. You knew you were concocting something. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to sit in that seat. By the way. You know what? you got to sit in the seat. I promise you, now you're going to make it awkward. We're going to show up and I'm just going to be like walking around filming. I'm not sitting in that seat.

And that's ridiculous. Well, we're going to keep the seat there and then we'll have to, you'll have to explain why you're not in it. On another note, too, by the way, Perez and I were talking and I think we need to talk about it. Because I think it's a brilliant idea for the first show idea. Go ahead. You're starting a new show now? No, the Nelk boys yesterday put out a Bachelor edition for Stiney. and I think a Bobda Sports

Bachelor edition for Binyaman the Jet would do Numbi. Are we just like, we're just like, that was for us. We're just stealing. That was for us. We're just stealing content now?

Damn. We're just stealing content now, Cutsi. Damn. I thought it was a great idea. Yeah. We're just stealing content. No, I think it would cry. I actually, I mean, it would be hilarious.

I just want to find love for you, Yaman. Listen, man. I just want you to be like the pool boy. showing up to things happy as a clam. I want you to be... Well, you can start by getting rid of that chair. What's the big deal about a chair?

I'm saying like it's... People are going to shake your hands, say thank you. But I like when they can see me like in the crowd, like with... I like blend in and then they can like see me that. But you know, it's funny. Like you always like to stay behind the scenes, but now you're in so many episodes that... Your talent. The gig's up.

Like, now, like, you have no choice but to be in front. At this event, at both events today, I will be working. Can't cherry pick. I'm not, I'm not. Can't cherry pick. I do, I just want you to be a part of it. I am a part of it. I support it.

I promote it a little bit. I, um, but let's be real that the people are there to see you three, boy. I don't know. A lot of people yesterday for you and the tick. Yep. And you guys were totally nowhere. Disappointed faces. Yeah.

A lot of children. Seen a lot of those. I did see a couple kids. Dude, we get banged. And some of those, like, one guy came up and he's like, Bob, let me see your forehead. I'm like, all right. That's true.

What happens? I like, and he's like, holy shit, it is big. I'm like, thank you. In one of the videos, somebody is like, like on the story. First of all, you're just yelling like, fuck you to something. Because Bob is filming a guy who's wearing your garage door on his shirt. And then somebody hits in the background, you hear somebody saying something about your forehead.

I was like, somebody would have. In that video? Or something about Jersey mics. It was something that's like, somebody gave Stuby the worst. be the worst. It was the worst thing of all time and he didn't deserve it. He went up to F.P.

And he goes, yo, you were my favorite of all time. Like, and then I lost weight and now you're not. And I was like, dude, oh my God. I understand what that, like the point of that was. You remember? Like, I could still be your favorite.

That was so fucked up. He was like, and you've lost weight. It's like, it's like the guy that like wins the lottery and leaves his friends behind. You know what I mean? It's just like, cool, dude. Like, you did it. And like, now you're going to leave me on the curve.

Oh, you've lost weight. Oh, no, that's him. Yeah. Somebody just. That happened. On purpose? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was. But we take it. Well, like, when we get banged, like, then we just like, you were my favorite.

We smile and we just, we just wear it. Just, like, just wore it. There's some fucking shots. Do they have, are the habit days, like, flowing at these events? yeah it's uh-huh at the at the at the hooters that um yeah very good that um i'll be there that that that uh what's it called that um watermelon you know who gave it a great review who i'm shocked not shocked um grant horvat had a sip and said he loved it wow it's true yeah it's true that's nice but you know what he was gonna say he loved it no matter what now i'm happy he loved

it but there was not a world where he'd be like there's a little bit of like an aftertaste for me He said he doesn't drink, and he's like, but I'll have a day. I don't know if his palate is refined enough to be giving reviews. Whoa. Whoa. He gave a great review, dude. I'm not, I love Grant to death. I'm not taking a shot at him, but I'm saying when you're like, you know who gave it a great review?

I thought it was like some mixologist or like somebody who's got a refined cocktail. It was cousin from the bear. John Taffer. Are you asking for resumes here? What are you doing is when you say, you know who gave it a great? review. I'm thinking to myself, okay, it's like somebody on like social media who's in the cocktail. Like Grant? And then he goes, Grant. I'm like, I don't think Grant's had a sip of booze in a year. And so it's not a shot of Grant. But he's a man of the people. We're drinking

people. I love Grant. It's you don't understand. Grant. You think's your piece of shit. He said, remember that? Remember that? Which one? When he goes, oh, I thought you were doing the breaking 90 series, not breaking it. He's like, that might last a while. No. No. We were talking. We were talking. We were talking. We were talking. We were talking. We were about the series and he's like honestly bob he's like it's there man he's like I really think he's like from what I see he's like it's there I really think we could do like

it makes something you know it might take a little bit of time he's like but we're gonna do it man like we're gonna break 90 and I'm just looking to the camera and I'm just like oh gran I was like it's a breaking 80 series and he was like oh damn dude

he's like damn dude that's so tough that's awesome he was so sure Then he took a big old swig of that half a day. Yeah, he was so genuine about it too. Like, just like, we will do it.

And then when I told me it was the 80, we could start it at 90. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly what he does. Exactly. Yeah. Okay.

He did exactly that. And he's so positive. He couldn't even be positive there. He was like, fuck. Yeah, that's hilarious. We could start it at 90. I've broken 90 on film in stroke play. That's why it doesn't work.

You never broke 80. You shot an 81 one time. I mean, it was like a... Einer's 2 and TPC. 84 Pynos 2. 84 is like... I've shot a 77 at the end. I don't count it.

I can't count. The waste management, that counts. That's what I'm saying is like we could do 90 and then... First round of golf I ever played with Bob Piner's 2 shoots in 84 and I was like, this guy's pretty fucking good. True. Hasn't gotten a lick better sense. It's gotten worse.

Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't really playing golf for a living yet. He shot in 84. He's dialed in his, Mattie had him feeling. It was great. It was awesome. No. No, but like, you know what your caddy's name was there?

I remember the video. Don't say it was back night, Chuck. Talking about manny? Manny, damn, that's amazing. I would not have got that. I remember that video. I love many. Manny the caddy, Pioneer.

You're going on Pioneerst? As for Manny. Dude, he was that guy's name. I don't remember. My guy was great, too. That was such a fun day. He was, he was awesome. He did a couple of couple times.

Jordan Jordan Jordan yeah Jordan's awesome yeah Jordan as well Yeah that was so fucking funny breaking that to him was it's it's a great moment Tough moment for me but I think it's a great moment for the show Okay, we could talk a little bit about cutsy's birthday dinner was a fucking that was a blast Perez showed up to Carbone and flip flops Which was no side I was really worried I thought they were we didn't notice it till like right when he got out of the car We boxed them out of the car I think you said something. You were like, am I going to be all right?

And I got really worried. I was like, I think they're going to give him. Not a moment was I worried. Either way I went. He was shocked. I was so home over. Either way I won. They let me in. Great. I get a nice meal with my friends. They don't. Go back to bed. But I mean, you say box them in.

Those are one of the meals that I live for where the whole table, like you just have belly laughs going. It was good. You know, yeah, there was an incident right at the start. Like everyone else in their fucking races. No, there was an incident, cutsy. It's true. He sat down.

He said down. He knows what's coming. He didn't let me enjoy that moment. And it was a great moment. But it was a tight table. Of course. Carbon is not used to having like eight or nine people sitting down. Not of our stasher.

The table next us was just a, it was a couple of some sort. It was a bizarre. So we're sitting there. We all slide in and you obviously, you show up fashionably late for the birthday dinner. So there were two seats left on the end. And it was right next to their. table and they had just gotten there to go back and I think it was a big old bag. It was massive.

And yeah, it was a big bag. A lot of, lot of food. Half the fucking so I guess Nicole went in and then Cutsi came to sit in his seat and he sat right on there to go back. You could hear it sounded like a tin of nachos. It was like angels in the outfield when he sits on the nachos. It was like crunching. The lady was like looking up.

She like looked straight down. Pick up the bag handed it straight. to the fucking surter and just Pretty brutal. Even from then on. Like I had sat on her dog. I know. You really didn't.

Like give me a break woman. It's fucking food and a to go bag. It's not even like I sat directly on the food. It's in a, in it, in some kind of case, inside of a bag.

It didn't help. It didn't help that that crunch was so a lot. It was like from Angels in the outfit where he sits on the nachos. I like nachos. Yeah. I'm saving them for later.

Yeah. But the thing with it is, David. Joe comes into the booth like a bull in a china shop, okay? He sits, and it's one of those nice, fancy go-to-go bags. So they just, it's like that nice one that just, it's like sitting on a fucking like Coochee purse. It's like a department store fucking.

Yeah, yeah. Like paper fucking bag. Yeah. But rather than like if any of us were to do it, we would have been like, I'm so sorry. He turned and it's like, why would she put that there? Like, why do the math? You look at this issue. You approach.

Like, I'm a big guy. I gotta do shit like this. I do the quick math in my head of like bag. Space seat. I'm like, that ain't all gonna work. And I look at her and you say, hey, ma'am, I'm just trying to get my seat in mind. Move the bag for a moment. They were, I don't give the opportunity to like, grab her bag.

I was gonna have field day with it. And he put it, he shut me down. The food was no, it wasn't damage. It wasn't destroyed. You have no idea. The bag got crumpled up a bit. fucking cry me a river. Some people got a fucking, but

she looked like I just assassinated someone that she knew. It was like she was staring at my soul. It was finished. She knew that meal. She did know that meal at one point. By the way, that meal is going to go in the fridge and it's going to get reheated. It's not going to be nearly as good. It was the rest of the meal

was just, we were looking at them. They were looking at us. He did that meal a favor, quite frankly. No, but they were, she was just siding us the rest of the meal. It was great. I signed out of it right back. No, and then they had, they had like candy and like fruit. They had a bowl of walnuts that took off the whole table.

I saw that. This table was a fucking cloud nine. It was a, a bizarre world table, man. It was like fucking prom night. He saw me see it and he looked at me. Yeah, because you don't have. Like, tone even, like, this is not going to be a thing.

Bob has no comprehension sometimes of timing. So, like, want like if he see something that will be funny he'll just start howling and the woman was pissed so i didn't want bob just act he'll give you though from the side and i i shut it the fuck down he did she wasn't pissed by the way in fairness to me i stopped you will i checked it if you give bob a look like this ain't going anywhere he will concede one like every once in a while he'll go he's got to pick his spot but when he knows if you look at him and you're like this ain't going anywhere, he'll settle real quick.

He's got enough. He's got enough ammo. He doesn't need to force this. He's got a heart. He's got enough. He understands what the future holds. He's got a heart. He's going to bang you.

He gives you a comment. He's starting to recoil that finger to point. It was like this. It was like one of these. I saw him starting to go like this. And I was just like this. All I needed is everyone's attention being drawn when the woman was already furious.

By the way, too, if it wasn't your birthday, it was also your birthday. dinner to where it was like it was your night like I I thought that if here's the thing if the lady hadn't made a big deal about it I would have gladly worn it but she acted like I had just assaulted her so I was just like let's just end this and move move on some people man some people and you know what okay I was in the wrong but like you don't have to fucking yeah she didn't handle it well at all she handled it terribly I just I just don't think she could see that coming she just couldn't see they probably were waiting for months to like go to carbone and like they clearly yeah she was she was looking

nice you know they both were having that was like an anniversary dinner i'll be a little more hard with this carbon ain't got nothing on rios well i would say okay nothing on rome i don't agree that the beginning as the meal went on the vibe i guess it was the people we had a vibe there are electric a hundred percent we would have had that same vibe at rale's for sure rail's You're saying we wouldn't over a 100%. Yeah, yeah. But also, too, Carbone, it's such a scene and, and don't get me wrong, the food's good, the vibes great.

I'm not to go. It's very, very, a little overhyped. But it is. It's like a whole thing. They make, it's like a show. It's a show. That's what I'm looking for. Rios is home, right?

Rayos, you walk in. That's because it's your place, Bob. If you just took an average person in your, you know. The pasta is also better. I think so. I think you're right. The pot. I think the meatballs, for me, are better.

The pasta. The pasta is better, too. I want to fit. The pasta at Rayos, I said this before. I think the pasta overall, you have more pastas that are better at Rios. But the meatballs are the best thing they have. The entrees at Carbone are far superior. Yeah, okay.

Fair enough. Those lamb chops were succulent. The par were amazing. The prawn were amazing. Like, like, I, like, I, will say, by the way, the Bob wanting that lamb chop and Ticket not realizing was one of the funnier

thing. It was, did you see that? Oh, he got pissed because I started to get annoyed. So he got pissed. Shut and he had enough. He had enough. Because Ticket, I love Ticket of Death, but he will harp on things. Yeah, if he gets any sense

that somebody is like either talking about him or thinks something he did, he will not drop it. And it's, it's understandable. I'm the same way, to be honest, but he takes it. He was like, But Bob, if you want the chop, you can have a chop. He's like, no, don't worry about it. He's like, he's like, but you want it.

You want it. Over and over. And I was like, take it. Eat the fucking lamb chop. Like he's, it's, it's, it was, yeah. It's pretty wild. I thought that dinner was over, by the way. Like, we ate, we were full.

And then the, and then the fucking, whole other course. And then the fucking, the biggest course came out. It was wild. Joey D is, is, is, yeah, he's the best. He's the best order in the game. There's no doubt about it. And that's a tough thing to do. When you sit down at the table and you have eight people and you have to order for eight people,

that's also why I enjoy him doing it. You don't have to, while you get to enjoy and enjoy everybody's company, he has to go to the lab. With that being said, he very rarely ever missed. It was just an, it was an over order there. And I think you would say that. With that being said, what you ordered was still really, really good. He doesn't miss on the order. I'm not here.

But that was a lot. There was a couple items too many, but in my defense, they also brought three, at least three complementary items, which I did not attribute. Yeah, you didn't account for that. I couldn't account for that. So, like, you know what? I will put the hand up. It was a little bit too much. That being said, like, I didn't see the extra items to where I think if they didn't bring the extra salad, the extra, they brought like two or three things, that pasta dish.

I think we would have been still full, but I think we would have been okay. The pasta dish, probably because I said that's very unlike him. I would never have ordered that, only to find out. Angel hair, to me, is a subpar pasta. No, I'll tell you, I couldn't, I couldn't do it. I panic in front of a McDonald's thing, you know? And I always get around. Yeah, but you're in your own head now.

I know. It's like you have the yips when it comes to ordering. He does. Yeah. He's had some really bad, really, really big mistakes. What was the one yesterday? Wendy's the chicken around. And we love Wendy's.

Yeah. What about when he went fine, but like you always try to get, like if something's like there's a new off, like a new order, like a new menu item, it catches your eye more than anyone I've ever met. Yeah. Remember bojangles? He's tried to get like this rice bowl and I was like, Bob. You put me in. First time, Bojangles. Buy chicken right there.

Like get what they do. This is what they do. Get this. And then like the next time, if you can go do that. Yeah. But don't get them, give them their best shot. That was the first time too. Thank God you stop me.

You know what I would suggest you do if you have the desire? If you have a desire to do like something outlandish like that is order like the chicken like that and then get it on the side and say this for everybody to share. And you can have some on the side and you can still try it, but then you're not committing 100% to that dish. Whereas if it's not good, then you're just fucked. So let me ask you something. That McDonald's order last night, when did you have that order ready?

Did you have it when we said, okay, we're going to, we're pulling in McDonald's? What do you want? No, no, no. But like, when do you start conducting that? Oh, McDonald's is, I only, I rotate through like two or three orders. I have two or three go-to orders and it just depends on the night what I feel and I'll just rotate through it. I don't need to, I don't need to mix. It's like McDonald's, like, McDonald's, they're not coming out with new items to the point where it's like, I know what I like.

I know what I don't like. So it's easy. Now, if I go to, like, if I go like that Rios dinner, for example, that was a little tough, or not Rios. The carbone dinner was tough because there was eight or nine people, and then you have Holly and Nicole in there, so I don't know how much they're going to eat. Or if, like, Perez is, like, Perez now what I do, it works is I'll tell the server, like, he wants to order, like, what he likes. And so it's just like, it makes it easy. He gets what he wants. And we just kind of bypass.

But, like, when you have all that stuff going, it's tough. right like everybody wants something everybody's like feeling something you've got like mike evie who's very outward about what he likes so it's like you don't want to disappoint anybody so like you want to do a little seafood a little meat got to have some pasta so we did a pasta course so but i was on a gummy i was not prepared to do that and i like i did it and it was great but there's once in a while where i just want to sit back and not have to even worry about what's coming out but remember we used to go to dinner every time in L.A. We'd always go to dinner

like every single night and I'd analyze how you're ordering was. Yeah, I ordered one salad that Bob didn't like at the pizzeria matzah and he, he said, you were pitching a perfect game.

You missed. Pitching a perfect game, it was over months. It wasn't like a game is a game. You hadn't given up a run. An outstanding game that lasts for two,

three months at a time. He went on a six months there. It's like a really good, like, John Smolk in the 1997 season. They only gave up one earn run all year. That was the salad. And they lost the game on the. Dude, we went to dinner every night.

We were. Six months. He didn't miss it. Absolute heater of all heaters. And back then, too, because I was working in the restaurant, you'd meet a ton of people who'd come in. They'd give you a card to say, oh, I'm at this restaurant, or I'm the owner of this restaurant, or I'm GM of this. So I was cashing in on favors early and often. And I was working mornings at Peninsula.

That's when I got to Peninsula. and I was just like, Bob, are you down to go? He's like, yep, yep, we were doing grill on the alley. Great spot. We were doing, I mean, dude, we were doing so many different places. What was the Italian place that we went to? Madeo. Madeo, I'm full comps.

It was wild. Remember the security? Yeah, we've talked about it on this pod, the security guy that you called when you're running late to the airport. Big, hilarious. It's great. I don't know if you still had L.A. Yeah, I don't know.

Let's hope not. I don't know if he's still at LAX. No, dude, he was head of security. I was going to miss my flight one time. I had never messaged him. I never called him up on it. And he'd always been like, yeah, you ever need anything? Let me know I'm at the airport.

So I was like, I'm going to miss my flight. It's as simple as that. So I called him. I said, Mo, I need your help. I don't know if you're at the airport. He's like, yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm like, I'm late. He's like, what, what terminally?

I told him. He showed up in a full suit with like an America a pin on. That's so sick. Shows up, grabs me, goes straight to the front, like there was a lineup. He brings me straight to the counter. He said, yeah, he's with me, blah, blah, blah. Went in. And then when we came to go to security,

you know how you have to go through. He took me to a private lane. So there was no one in. I went straight through. I got through so quickly, he's like, let's go have a coffee. He brought me to the Starbucks, bought me a coffee, and I sat there and waited at the gate. That's a flex, dude. I'll never do it again, but it was the craziest

thing. People were looking at me like I was like, Justin Bieber. It's a flex by him to be like, yeah. Yeah, not only you, not only going to get to your flight, but I'm going to buy you a coffee. Like, that's a fucking, yeah, that's just put your dick on the fucking, I was, I was wild. Taking your dick out and putting it in its own tray, you know, like a laptop. Yeah, that's what that is. Dude, Joe drove around in a guest Ford Raptor truck for like five months and the door didn't open.

Like one side of the door didn't open. I heard about this. The biggest truck for like five months. You did. Oh, and not a. Raptor. It was like a Toyota Tundra. It was a nice truck. Really nice truck. That's you. You can't a car.

You know, here what happened to is apparently I was, there was Charles car, Charles truck. And for Tita's friend Charles, remember? You met him a couple times. Oh, I met Charles. Yeah. So Charles, let me drive it. And then I gave it back to him after like two months. And we had been going to like Monarch Beach or like Pelican. So I was like flying through the fast tracks.

So yeah, all these, Dude, I used to be in a... And he's like, what is this? I'm like, I don't know. I have no idea. And he's like, he's like, you gotta pay for these charges. I was like, fuck, okay, whatever. He was not happy, though.

He used to, Joe used to, like, you'd see his truck coming up. So I was working in the valet up front. And, like, anybody that worked at the hotel that was allowed to park at the hotel, they'd be, like, very respectful of, like, if there was guests coming by or bellman with luggage. Like, there's a lot going on on that front alley. He used to take that truck. It didn't matter. who was on the driveway, what guests were there, and he would just barrel through the driveway

and just ripping into the employee. Hey Bob? Yeah, yeah. It's just, oh, man. I paid my dues at that place. I worked really fucking hard. So, you know what? If I drove through the driveway, so beat.

To go back shouldn't have been there. Come a long way. Now you're sitting on meals at carbone. I did say I was in the wrong. You heard that. I did. It took a while to get there. You went around and around before you snuck that in.

I just don't like when you do something when somebody acts like you've just violated them in such a whole... Do you think she handled it wrong though? You said your... Absolutely. So you think you're actually... Her reaction is worse. Like I don't give a shit, but she clearly meant a lot to... That dinner meant a lot

to them. They weren't expecting ass in food that night. You know what I mean? You think you think... They were expecting like a nice dinner. Her reaction was worse than your action. Yes. No, I disagree. I just agree.

about how you're sure about that. I'm going to say this right now. If she hadn't reacted the way that she had and I sat down, I would have been like, Oh, I'm sorry. She could have laughed it off. Yeah. It was like, I would be like, oh my God, I'm sorry.

My fat ass sat down. I would have made a joke. I would have said something. Because she acted like I had just assaulted her. I was like, yo, you know what you were going to get from me was like a hand up like a little. I'm sorry. Like now I'm not giving you fucking anything. What if they were like?

What if they saved up for like months to go to that dinner? 10 year anniversary, Saturday night of Carbone. Hardest table he's ever gotten in his life. Tried to get it at the five-year, couldn't. Right, right. Finally got it for the 10. They were still eating, but it was to go dessert that they were going to have at the Bowery later. It was this whole thing that he planned out.

And this guy just sat on the carrot cake. And because she looked at him the wrong way. Her face was incredible. Her hand, she was straight down to the bag, straight back up. She grabbed it away. Yeah. Also, too, if you ever. If you take time, I know you do it a lot, if you take time, well, we're all out of dinner and you look around the restaurant, we are the loudest table.

And like, if you just take five seconds and look around, it's like, yo, we are so. No one's having more fun. That is true. And I will never apologize for that. If we're out of line, the table will come and they have the responsibility. Say, hey, guys, you know, we have a couple tables that said, you know, if you don't mind keeping it down. Yeah, but then you'd do that. shit if you would be like,

oh, handle that. If it was done, if it was approached in a, in a professional, never happened. Well done manner,

I would take it in stride. But, while a guy asked him at the Clippers game to quiet down and didn't take it in stride. That guy was an asshole. Yeah. It was her husband.

Basketball game. And I was sitting four rows up from the hardwood. Give me a break, man. Let me enjoy my moment. It did feel like scarfing. It was ridiculous.

man. I was like watching an old film of Goodfellas or fucking stuff. It's like, yo, people don't do this anymore, man. Yeah. They had, they had, they had, you know, magic kingdom. They had walnuts on the table. Yeah, walnuts and mandarin oranges. What, what are we doing? When we were in, in East Harlem at the Rios, where it's all mobbed up. I remember the guy, like, came over everybody. It's so mobbed up. The guy came over and was, like, cracking jokes and ball busting, and it was okay to take the joke, but it's one of those things, like, you're afraid to joke back with him. Yeah, there I would have. have apologized. Yeah, there. It's like, you don't, you don't fucking. I sure would. I would have apologized. Do you remember the guy he came over and he was fucking with us and it was fun? We were all

laughing. Did you see the bar even? Like, oh, it's scary. It's fucking. We had Jeter's, or, uh, our judge's table. Judge and, uh, Justin Thomas. That's pretty cool. I saw Justin Thomas the other day at Bears Club. Yeah, what did you date? I'm like, grinding away or something like that. He was on the range before I played and I was like walking. You know when you, it's a pro because they have like all the clubs like hanging out of the bag perfectly and they have the track man and it was like from a farm like yo that's that has to be a pro because he was way at the back

pumping drives and so I get closer and I see it's a tireless bag I couldn't see the like the stitching on the name and all of a sudden I look I'm like oh that's Justin Thomas I was like grinding away out here are we and he's like yeah I got it I was like hey don't we all brother and I just kept walking he's like

have a day man nice guy have a day that's dope wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he said he said have a day. Yeah. Do you have a have a day ad on? Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Really? Yeah. Maybe. I don't, I wouldn't think too much into it. I don't think he really knew who the fuck I was. He might have just seen the hat.

Who knows? He knows you. I, when I see people like this, I don't think they know who I am. You sat on his cousin's plate of carbone. He knows. He knows all about you.

By the way, he seemed like a really good guy and somebody I'd love to have on the channel. Definitely. Justin, if you're watching, Zander's not coming. He's definitely not watching. I think he'd be a great poll.

That'd be awesome. Absolutely. It'd be fucking awesome. Justin, if you are, you're not watching, but if you are. Okay, so we have another half a day

activation to go to another liquor store. Again, that link is in now. I don't know if you could throw it under the YouTube comments, yams to pop it on down there. Fun episode, boys. He's got a care to Phil.

He sure does. I'm not, I won't be sitting in the chair. I know what the thing is, you know I'm not going to be sitting in that chair, but you're just hanging on to this to this to this to this game you like to play bob i know we all enjoyed this podcast i know poppy certainly enjoyed these hot in the world yeah but uh that does it another episode bob does fourth podcast we'll see you next time