Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Bob Does Sports Horror Show!

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

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There are hidden doors here, by the way. I'm finding doors. The floor plan shows that there's like what could be a bedroom. There's definitely a full bath and its own exit out of this house. Someone could be living in there and we would never know. They're just watching us. I look behind him. There's a mattress barricading the door.

I got really freaked out. That's right. That's right. All right, folks, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back. This is another edition, the Bob does sports podcast. We're coming to you live from Joey D's home turf, Vancouver, British Columbia. Joey D, let's start with you. How have you enjoyed the trip so far?

A ticket. I think you need to. Can you see me in the frame? Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, I'm sorry. It looks like both cameras are pointing. You do this every time. We've been doing this for a year and this every time.

You think you would leave you out? You think you'd start a podcast and leave you out? Intentionally, I just think maybe it's not. It's a wide frame. It's a wide frame. That one's tight. He was thinking he was pointing to my mic. Like, Tick, get involved.

You forgot your mic. He's asking yet again about the angle of the camera. I just want to make sure that we're running on all cylinders. And Tickett, how does that make you feel when he does that? Small. That's ridiculous. I tell Tickett to get involved more than anyone.

See, now we're cooking with gas. No, I'll tell you. Yeah, there really is. It's got to be on one person. So now that it's on you, we're ready to go. No, it's not about. I just want to make sure that the frame. In fairness, I mean, the camera should be on you right now with that.

You like this? I mean, look at this. Like a peep. You know who's really telling people to get more ticket is the folks. Yeah, the ticket is in high demand right now. You know what, though, Tick? I think, and Jek kind of had it going to, and now you have a lot of reps in front of the camera. I think you almost want to keep that mystique about you to where you're coming at the way.

It's not wrong, dude. No, this is not. No, not. kind of sound like nobody knows how you're getting back there yeah

I'll tell you what I might tell you to readjust the camera lens but I didn't tell you to stay out of the out of the picture yeah I heard Martin Scorsese

wanted to be an actor at one point too but people just told me you know what so good back there just fucking stay back there couldn't help sneak in once in a while

though don't fucking come over here you do want to keep them wanting more you really do you want them to keep them to

keep saying we want more ticket, we want more ticket. Pop in, Christmas episode. Oh, pop in. Oh, what? What? Oh, we thought you were saying wait till the next Christmas. No, just like you did the Christmas episode. You come in, you hit your shot.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I got to pop in again at some point. We have an episode coming out with you. Coming in real soon. Two of them. Yeah. That's true.

That's very true. That's very true. Tush. We'll deal. And why are you shown like the sun? You get to edit yourself. You look pretty good. Yeah, you do.

Can't edit a shot. Can't edit a good shot. Wow. See, remember we had the thing where Jet only sends ticket the videos that Jets are that Jets in. So like the videos that he sends ticket to do are all ones that are that are Jets in because he can't

watch that. I can't. What did you say? I can understand that. I cannot look at myself. I can barely look in the mirror in the morning. I got and then I got to fucking sit there and edit hours of myself. It's horrifying. Pick your own. moments. Yeah, or just look at your own dumb face. It's like it's horrifying. What? You've been crushing it. I'm saying that's why in some of the videos that I'm in,

you know, the ticket can help edit those. I think yesterday was, so we played yesterday or two days ago with Jet Kingslings. Of course, I grew up playing and Jet was striping the ball. Like probably I think the best that I've ever seen. You really, you played really well. Yeah, I was telling Ticket the key to me playing well is to just never play. Yeah, because I never play. The only times I play now are in the videos And I'm just playing pretty solid One single excuse, at least that I heard He didn't hit a bad shot

He didn't have an opportunity to provide an excuse They were ready, he had some tough shots too as well Oh yeah And it just so happens to be his birthday week Oh Which is really Happy birthday Happy birthday

On your birthday week When Joe's parents Had us over his house Over their house And the meal was amazing I mean, they were firing out stuff left and right. It was a, I was very, very, I just really wanted to see what Joe's parents were like and the whole family. And that was amazing.

But Joe, when your mom came down the stairs with the birthday cake for Jet, I have never seen this guy want to just melt the way that he, he absolutely just wanted. It was pretty bad. I mean, I appreciate it. I mean, I appreciate it. Of course. I appreciated it for sure. But I didn't, in my head, the whole way I was wondering. I was like, there's no way they're going to do anything.

Like on this whole trip, I was hoping everybody had forgotten about it. And I was telling people, I was telling people my birthday's in December. Is it really? Yeah, of course. Of course. You don't want to the calendar? And then I saw, it was like, it probably was about 20 seconds. It felt like 20 hours.

Your mom walked down the stairs for 30 minutes as far as I'm concerned holding the cake. And then everybody was just staring at me, which is my favorite thing in the world. Like, I was going to see if she could do something before I could even ask. she's like so what day is Jett's birthday we have to do a cake we have to I was like all right my mom my mom went all out she was super excited to like me I mean she'd met Bob before um I don't think she met you jet before no I think that's the first time and ticket out I don't think she met you I never met her so like the only person that they had met is was was I know for sure that they had not met Perez but I the only person they had met was Bob so I knew that they were really excited my mom

especially my dad as well but my dad a little bit more held off. Like he, when there's a lot of people coming and stuff, he's kind of like outside of his element, but he kind of got in his element towards the end of the meal, and he had a great time as well. But it was great to see them connect with you guys

because they watch all the videos, the podcast, they watch a really dumb show. So like in many ways, like my mom was saying, he's like, I feel like I know the guys, but I've never met them. So it was really cool to see them connect.

And then obviously you're having a few of my friends come by, Barrasol and the guys as well, was super cool. We're going to actually golf with him today, and he's got stories about me that could bury me. But hopefully he won't share those. It was cool. It was really cool.

I hope you guys enjoyed it. I knew it was a long day, but it was super cool. Even like my uncle, my uncle Nick, like connecting with you guys. It was really, really fun for me just to sit back and watch it all unfold. I think, not to put you on the spot, FP, but FP looking at that charcutory board and telling everybody that, he's never tried salami. That might have been one of the wildest.

And then his answer of why, he goes, your mom goes, you know, how have you never tried salami? And he just goes, just never came up. Just never. That was wild. When you go to like a Jersey Mikes and you see salami on the mid lake. Turkey, like I've always eaten turkey. Turkey.

Turkey's fucking amazing. I'm not, I find something somewhere that I eat that I like and I get that every single time I go to that place. So to me like, the Jersey Mikes isn't like a. sub store, it's a turkey substore. That's amazing. That is unbelievable. It's such a great point.

See, I'm a big turkey guy too, but I would still think of it as a sub store. Good God. There's this place by my house I grew up with called Zero Subs. They've got a great cheese steak. They've got like all this stuff that a lot of other people get. I mean, to me, it's where I get a Meatball sub and there's no, I get nothing else from there. Unless I want a Meatball Sub, I'm not going there.

Totally fair. So what's McDonald's to you? That's a, that's a French fries store. Yeah, I don't, I get the same thing every time wherever I know. The guy's ballot is wild. Really? We're at Vancouver. Go to Vitos, right?

Like, I'm going to get the same thing every time. Yeah, yeah. Especially. I'm the same way. Look, the thing that, you know what you like, man. There's nothing wrong with. The thing that we have gone with Vitos right now is some of the most, like I even said, just even the walk over there to Vito.

Even you go in there after Tahoe after the flight For you not to just want to go immediately home and go to Vito's? Yeah, we were driving back. It was with FP and I was like, he was going to drop me off by me and the Gaudia. I was like, because I wanted to go to Vito's, but I didn't want to like, you know, put my cards on the table and make it seem like I actually wanted to do something.

Yeah. So I was like, oh, so you guys are going to Vito's, huh? Maybe I should join. I was like, I'm kind of hungry. It's like, maybe I should join. And then FP was very enthusiastic about it. And he's like, oh, fuck yeah. I was like, all right, I'm in.

And we went to Vito's and it was fantastic as it always is. Two slices. What's the, I always forget the pasta dish I get, but I get the same pasta dish every time. Tortolini Alfredo. Two slices, the tortellini Alfredo, and then after you're finished, oh, the salad. And then after you finish, you go back in and get another slice. Slice, yeah. It's a power.

See, they've got that, you talked about it before, kind of that walk from your apartment and you go under that, like, little construction tunnel. I like a champion. I was like, we need to put it, like, you said, like, put a half a day stick out. So we just tap it on the way through. It's like the Notre Dame fire. Irish. That's weird thingin. Yeah. But when that construction's done

and they remove that tunnel, like what do we got? Dude, it reminds me of, um, it reminds me of New York, like Vito's. Walking in there is, it's a little, like, it's like cozy yet not, you know what I mean? It's got that like New York.

It's like rough, but like nice on the inside. It's small. It's like tight and it's just, it feels like New York and you know you're going to get it. You know that. We know the people. Yes, exactly. It's veto. Yeah, when we go through that tunnel, I start to get very, I don't think emotional would be the word.

I think it might be the word. Yeah, it might be. Yeah, it's a special. When we hit that tunnel, we know we're close there. And they play bangers. I mean, the music they play. My only complaint, if I may, is that, yeah, they put out the same slices every single time. They never mix and match the slices.

What do you mean? It's the same, like, their slices that they have, it's. It's the same options every single time. Like sometimes they don't ever fuck around and say, okay, we're going to do a Ziti slice or we're going to do, you know what I mean? It's like it's the meat lovers. It's the pezzles. Like they do the same ones. There's quite a bit of variety there.

There's like $6. They're like a $1. They're actually, they're not a pizza store. They're a cheese pizza store. That's correct. What you're describing just sounds like fantastic consistency to me. And they also have the little like written and taped names on the inside of the window. That's not revolving.

Yeah, that's been like that's been like, yeah, that's like been that's like they're like, it's like rot. It's like rotting. Yeah. It's like it's like it's like you know what says pesto, but that window hasn't been cleaned in years. Yeah. Yeah. You started getting the sandwiches. Sure did. Yeah. Which I didn't even know they had.

Yeah, I sure did. But if that guy's not there, I, you don't do it without him. Yeah, I, I, I will, but it's not the same. It doesn't hit the same. He's off Monday to, he's off Monday Tuesday. The pasta low key is very good there. I just checked the tortellini and then the big Ziti is actually pretty good too. You know what your thing is, Joey Day? You're not afraid to take a chance. Like last night for you to get the butternut squash ravioli, which was the best thing we got,

nobody at that table was ordering the butternut squashed raviolet. You're not afraid to take that leap. You've got to be able to take a leap of faith from time to time. I have a lot of confidence that if I see something, I just feel like it's going to be a banger. I'm going to order it. And you know what? I would say like my track records, like normally like eight to nine times out of ten, it's good.

It's very rare that I go and I miss on a layup like that. Like, I don't know. I'm just not afraid to take chances. And it always seems like, Bob, you should just follow me when we order because you always end up wanting to eat what I have. It happens all the time. Yeah.

I think like when we go out, you just, you know. Which I appreciate it. Or what we could start doing. and I'm open to this is we could do split ones. So like, oh, if there's like two items

that I see that I would be willing to order on the menu, I'd be willing to go 50-50 on it with you on both. So then that way, we could have two different items and you could have half of each. You would do that for him? I would, yeah.

I think we should. So like last night, I did the chicken sandwich, which was unreal. I would do that. Yeah. I would do that and like something else And we could just split it

Because then like That's that's a split one for those For you folks back home Split. Split. We officially split one. That's a splur. Give him the old.

I don't know how he started that split one. But I would be willing to do that. Shout out Ross Lee. Shout out AJ Mentor. Spler. Yeah. It's a big time split. But yeah,

I think that that would be, I'd be willing to do that. And then that way like half the meal, I'm not like, I see Bob he's like a little baby, like a baby puppy sitting there like with looking at my food like and I know he wants a bite.

So like I'll be like Bob, do you, do you want a bite? And he's like, would you mind? And I'm like, I already know he wants to try something. So I just at this point out just give him something. You are very good with sharing your food. Yeah. Yeah. You really are.

It's one of my strong points. Yeah. I don't many. It's one of them. I wasn't asking FP for a tender last night. You know, you don't fuck with this place. I'd have given to you.

but I wasn't going to offer. Yeah. By the way, I think we have to shout out Vancouver Golf Club because they really rolled. They really took care of us. They did take care of us.

And to me, Chef Feeney, the bagel selection and platter that they put together, the hot dogs that they did, I mean, it was first class. It was super good. We had a great time. Are you guys,

I'm interested to know your thoughts so far. I mean, we haven't really explored much, but what's your thoughts so far? We're day three now, Canada. What do you guys think? FP? I like it here. Everyone's been super chill. I mean, like you said, we haven't really explored much.

We could be anywhere. That's true. It's just a nice suburb, you know. It's been nice. The visuals are great. Surrounded by the mountains and the things like that. I think once we get kind of, I think this drive this afternoon up to Whistler is going to really set it in for us. I think being up there around those mountains, that's really going to be.

Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be nice. You know what? Like even yesterday, the course yesterday was awesome. That was great. I do think now it's time we explore. Now it's time we get out a little bit. You could feel that kind of brewing up. I think Whistler will do that to where we can get out.

I mean, the course yesterday was great. Seems like the course today is going to be amazing. Yeah, all the courses. Probably still order takeout in. Yeah. I do think that like we really haven't gone out for dinners or anything. I mean, the thing is these trips, they go by really quickly, right? So two days in Vancouver seems like a bunch, but like the one day we literally were at my parents' house and that was straight from the golf course.

And then yesterday we were at the golf course pretty much the whole day. So I would like to take you guys to some restaurants downtown, showing you around. But it's fast-paced. But Whistler will be really cool because it's small in the village, like at least in the daytimes. We have a lot of twilight tea times. So I'll take you guys out in the day and show you around. and I can't imagine you guys not liking it. Tick, you were just there.

No? Whistler? Yeah. Yeah, it was great. Yeah. I think we spent too much time in this Airbnb. Yeah, we really have. It's tainted my experience.

We always do that. We always do that. Yeah, but we don't have, like, we go to the course, we film, we come home. People are tired. Like, nobody's going to, like, go out after. Can I say what I think it is? You can. I think it's the living room set up to where it's not a communal.

Usually we all need. This place is cold. You know what I mean? Usually we all meet down here and then we turn on some YouTube videos and stuff like that. And then everybody spends up like last night, I had a lot to give last night. You did. I really did. Yeah.

He's just laying in your bed upstairs though. Right. But there was nobody really doing anything. There was nobody down. Like when you came into my room, I was ready to have more of a conversation. But you were. I was tired. I passed up.

But it's on here uploading with the ticket and FP for a while. And then. Yeah. But why come in? At the start, because you got me excited. You were texting me about whatever, and then I came into, it was about, like, content. So I just came into, like, ask you about the video.

He asked the question. I answered the question, just dipped. Yeah. You were laying in your, it looked like you were going to sleep. I think that this Airbnb we have coming up in Whistler's a little bit more on the cozy side. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. You know what?

You know what got you? And I don't blame me because I saw it and it got me to. It's in the indoor pool. I mean, like, what do you do? indoor pool. That's what I'm saying. And there wasn't a lot of, there weren't a lot of options for us.

Like we, you know, we could either go to with hotels where we'd all have our own room, but like you said, we'd have nowhere to hang out. Yeah. So we figured out we want to do Airbnb,

so we all stay together. But we all want our own room in a perfect world. So you hit five bedrooms and six bedrooms with Avery year. Your choices are very limited. Yeah. And I saw this place and it had a pool. And I was like, oh, it's perfect.

Then we get here and it's, smells like piss. Less than perfect. Yeah, there are hidden doors here, by the way. I'm finding doors. There's a lot of... I'm a lot of things here. I've been finding doors I didn't know existed.

I was going to say there's about... It feels like there's like 20 rooms here, and I go to FP's room in the morning, and tickets got a mattress next to Perez's bed. We had some weird realizations the first night about what was going on behind some of these doors. I mean, there's what pretty clearly appears to be a two-way mirror to the pool.

Good God. locked area and the floor plan shows that there's like what could be a bedroom there's definitely a full bath and a in its own exit out of this house behind that two-way mirror so so we're kind of like someone could be living in there and we would never know ticket and I just watching us ticket I had to run a podcast last night normally like you expect like a setup where you see a backer I look behind him there's a mattress barricading the door I'm like dude you look like Eric Snowden like trapped in the mountains of Russia. And he's like, yeah, I just don't want

somebody barricading through my... I'm like, what? I got really freaked out. The first night, the first night, when I hear a two-way mirror, it's not anywhere where I want to be, but it's tainted my entire experience of Vancouver, unfortunately. That sea wall yesterday would have hit so much harder

if I wasn't staying here. Wow. That's tough. Jeez, man. I get it, man. I get it, man. Do we know it's a two-way area? Guy hasn't had a good night's sleep the whole time, sleeping in one eye open.

We need a night out. We got to get out. We got to get out. We got a clear from the floor plan that it's a two-way mirror. Jeez. Yeah. Tough scenes. It's not Vancouver's fault.

It's transparent about it. Can't be. Somewhere to the mirror, he's being transparent about it. That's right. That's right. Oh, boy. Yeah, I think we do like a dinner out or something just to kind of get the juices. I mean, look, the golf's been great.

Videos have been great. Horses have been nice. but something to really get the juices going. Well, Whistler's going to get the juices going. I think Whistler will get the juices going. It will, absolutely. And I would say, you know, like in a perfect world, we would have had more time in Vancouver to show you guys around

to kind of get you an ideal for the city. But it's tough, man. I mean, FP, same thing. When we're in Virginia, it's hard to show us around. I mean, I think you did a really good job. But when we're golfing and then the guys are editing and stuff, it's just it's tough to, especially too with the sprinter van. It's tough.

Like, you can't bring the sprinter van just park on the side street downtown. That thing is like a tour. I will tell you this, though, FP dominates that thing. Yeah, he does. He is one of the best. I feel so confident with him driving. I really do, man.

When he was at my house before he came here and to the courses, he was driving my car and I was in the passenger seat. Yeah. He's a terrific driver. He really is. I would agree with that. I feel like I am a good driver. Yeah, I feel comfortable.

There's a sense of calm around you. And I'll be honest, ever since I heard about this drive today, I've been freaking out. Yeah, that's true. With that being said, I'm more comfortable knowing you're behind the wheel. 100%. I will be having, you know what I'm upset about? I've been hearing so much about the Chinese food in Vancouver. I really wish we had gotten a nice Chinese mail. Oh, so that doesn't stay the same in Whistler?

There's a couple places in Whistler that are okay, but Vancouver's the ideal. Yeah, Vancouver's spot. Your parents' friend that came over, Nick, you have an additional Nick. He was, I heard him saying to your sister that there basically isn't any Chinese in Whistler. Yeah, it's not, it's not the place. Vancouver is where the Whistler is. That didn't come out right. Vancouver's where the good Chinese food is.

Whistler, Whistler's not, is not like a place where I'd go for Chinese. Can I throw something out there? Yeah. Do we do Chinese for lunch? We could. We could pick up some Chinese food. That's a wild plate. But we got it.

We got lunch beforehand at the, at the, at the, golf course. Now what day we're going to do we're going to do we're 25th, but aren't we playing in the afternoon on 24th in Whistler? Yeah. By the time we get back here, two hours. We could have dinner. It'll be like nine o'clock. Yeah, that's fine. You know what's cool about we could do Chinese the last night? Besides the Chinese food is that sunset at 11 p.m. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. I like that. Wait till you're on that golden hour, twilight time. Twisler. You can tee off at 6 p.m. and play 18 and be good. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Most of our tea times are like three or 3.34 o'clock. And those aren't even late tea times because it'll be late to like 930, close to 10.

It works perfect for the challenge we're doing today, unfortunately for us, which is one that came out and was received really well. And I think it was a great idea. I think a fan reached out and said something, which was awesome. But golf until we hit, I think we're going for 18 under. The first one was 15 under. So if we tee off three o'clock, I mean, there's. There's a chance until it gets dark. There's a chance we're going for what? Seven hour, it gets dark at 10 o'clock, Joey Day? Yeah, 9.30 for sure.

In June, it would be closer to like 10. Yeah, it could be a long, long day, 10 o'clock. This course hard. Today, the par threes are very tough. Yeah, the par threes are tough, but it's more of a resort-style course. The par-fives, we should be birding. We should be attacking. It's not a terribly tough course.

The par-threes are by far the hardest holes on that course. So those Every course we've been to Is that hard par three so far? Long par threes besides the one At King's Links 14 That was the only short part three

We've seen on this trip Wow you know what Oh you don't know the 14 The Kings Links Your recollection That was a good poll That we played ages ago Well it was it was a couple days ago

It was actually 13 But you're right on the money You never forget your first time At 14 at King's Links 14 was actually the par 5 That Perez I take it back 13.

By himself. Yeah. That was tough. I'll tell you what's tough is those guys coming into the clubhouse because I told him the Bob does sports story of me sprinting into the woods. And they were like, Bob, do you guys

had a whole one today? It was like, nah, I just dunked in from about 10 feet out. A lot of people thought you had to go to the bathroom. There were so many DMs like, oh, Bobby, that's going to be a tough one in the woods. I don't blame them. If you watch it, I really am.

You just got on your horse, man. Yeah, yeah. You look like Terrell Owen's sprint for the star. I've never chipped. It did. That's a good point. That's amazing. I've never chipped in.

You just got on his horse that just moved. You would think it's an albatross. Yeah. It was for par. It was a chippin for par. It was a chippin for par. It just makes, it just validates the fact. that when we do eventually get a hole in one,

it is going to be the most electric, most outrageous scene of all time. I'm going to get that. I am going to get so wasted. I don't care who puts it in. That will be the drunkest night we've ever had outside of what's coming for Jett's birthday. Whoa.

Yeah. We have, come on. By the way. Whistler, if you're ready, we're coming. Hey, do you want a celebrity on a sandwich? What is this? Tick for my birthday. He came to my house six months after my birthday, and he handed him.

He's like, hey, by the way, happy birthday. It's your birthday gift six, seven months after, and it's Tiger Woods on top of a peanut butter sandwich. Are we going, are we going harder than? Great picture, by the way. And thank you. It is. And you're coming around on it, too. A hundred percent.

Are we going, and now it means something. Now anytime you look at it, you're going to think of that. Hey, do you want Michael Jordan on tuna? Are we, uh, Tick knows a guy. Are we, are we going Jacksonville mode on Tuesday? We have.

Oh, yeah. That was, that was sloppy. Jacksonville was the drunkest we've, we've ever been. Jets slid out of his chair, held onto a table with Taco Bell in his hand,

and then proceeded to pinball to a bathroom room. I hear, I hear rattling in the bathroom. Oh, pinballs out. Pinballs down the hallway upstairs, and then you. Pute. Oh, every way.

In the morning. You have no idea what time you peeped. Yeah, yeah. You have no idea what time you put. That's true. Tell you it was dark. If I was in Vancouver, I wouldn't know. In Jacksonville, I knew it was nighttime.

I tell you what, I would have taken a, I probably would have taken a murder scene over that. That was rank. It's stuff. That was right. Oh, it was. It was bad.

I got up and I walked over and Jets like, oh no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And it was almost like, He was calling me because he wanted me to validate how it was.

And I went back. I took one step in there. And I literally did a you turn and walked. I was like, I cannot right now. Cutsi's a, my, Cutsi's a bailout guy.

Like, if Cutsi's turning his back on you, you have fucked. I was a judge. I love you. I really do love you, but you're in on this, on your own.

Yes. I cannot. I was concerned. I did, I went off in that room. And then we got five stars. So I can't. I mean, I don't know how...

10 out of 10 would have them again. What did you do to clean it? It was... I went to the... I grabbed whatever they had in the bathroom. I was wetting, like, towels. I was spraying whatever was available. It was...

I cannot tell you how much puke there was. It was like a family of five just dropped in and gave a little fucking send-off. It was... It was horrifying. It was the three-story, like, townhouse, I think. Yes. And he puked on the third story.

When we went to lock the... door to leave, I like piqued my head in at the bottom floor. I could smell it. It was. And it was horrendous. It was, it was, walking in that room was one of the more horrifying things I've ever experienced. It was the combo. That was the fireball. That was tequila combo. Yeah, that's awesome. I remember. Yeah. Taco Bell didn't help. Well, there was, I think there was, do we, what do we eat before? Is that the night we went out with Taco Bell? That was the first time. Yeah. Ferg ever had Taco Bell. Right, but before we went to dinner. Yeah, that was the Big Wave dinner. Yeah. He loved, um, he loved, um, he loved, he loved, um, he loved, he loved, he loved, he loved,

I loved the talk about itself. He loved, like, I think he had a cheesy order to eat a crunch, and he said this is the greatest thing I ever had. But I had him try a Baja Blast, and he was like, this is fucking horrible. Oh, okay, yeah, I remember him. It was the Baja blast. He couldn't stand, which now every time I have it,

which is pretty often, I think about it in the context of that, and I could see how he'd feel that way. I left that morning to go to the airport, and you guys were going to go to the tournament. I remember being in the Uber, when there's nothing worse, and we were driving,

we were on the highway, driving to the airport and when you got to throw up and you're in an Uber, there's just, I mean, there's nothing worse. I think the night in Jupiter might have been as drunk as the night in Jupiter. You're talking about that last night? The Cheetos night. Bob just disappeared. Jed and I ended up back at the place.

He was laying on the guy's front lawn. I definitely felt worse that morning than that night might have collectively been a more drunken night for our group. But it wasn't as sloppy. You know what I don't know about that. Okay, I'll speak for myself then. Oh yeah. Jupiter was that you're talking about the boat, right?

To that night. The square grouper. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I had to like beg this lady to watch out late. Couldn't do the podcast there. I was like, yeah.

Oh, we forgot something. We like drove back or something. You forgot your camera. Yeah, we did go. We did do the podcast at Alex's house because we left the stuff at his house. we didn't really leave anything there we just had to get out of our

oh we just had to get out we used every second the Airbnb to sleep and I had basically had a drunken conversation with him the night before that we could do the podcast there and obviously was totally willing in the moment and didn't remember that agreement at all the next step but there we were we rolled up

we did he in fact had spoken to Leland and not yeah he made that arrangement Leeland was had plans for a podcast that FP was unaware. Leland left me a note. That we went out that we went straight to the airport. We ate at a Chili's.

Yeah. Oh, which was chambles. Chilies too. Oh, that chili was all. And off we went. Yeah.

And then I was just gone that night. I felt really bad about that in the morning. Didn't you order like, oh yeah, we couldn't find you. Yeah, we couldn't find Bob. You ordered like $200 with Wendy's.

Yeah, $200 worth Wendy's that never came. Well, thank God they, because I felt, I knocked right after I ordered it. I fell asleep. Thank God it got canceled on their end. I don't know why. But yeah, it was over two. We read the order. The order's the sickest thing.

It is a wild order. It's like six baconator fries. Who are you ordering? Like, I don't know who you were. Well, I guess I was the whole time. I was just thinking, don't leave it short. Like, you know what I mean? Don't leave it short.

Like an eagle pot? If anything over order. It was super funny, too. got back to Alex's place and you had to like walk from the boat over like some buoys and stuff to get on to like the deck and ticket had the camera ready because Leland was like kind of like slum on the boat and we I think ticket thought we had another garage moment garage door moment on our hands he was like right right there ticket I think now you just you know exactly when to have that camera out to where you feel something dumb's about to happen and you're time. The warning signs are always early and often. No one's better with the camera than you though.

You're the camera king. Yeah. Bob's got to tell Bob. He, first of all, I'm on to you. Been on to your camera. Well, yeah, it's been so long. He used to do this one. If you look at Bob, he'll, he's got like a tell with like his mouth.

Like his mouth will start moving a different weird. And then if you look at his mouth and his mouth is moving weird, just go down like a foot. Yeah. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he like licks his lip. No, yeah, exactly. It's exactly what it is. You like won't look at you. That's exactly what it is.

Staring a wet out. He kind of like pace a little bit. And then you realize and you're, yeah. And then your first thought is once you realize you're like, fuck, what am I doing wrong that he's filming me?

Like what am I doing? And then he like runs off to his rooms and you're like, I'm gone. It's over. You know what else he does? His posture gets really good. Yeah. He'll like put it up and it's exactly.

He like, he puts it. He goes like really spray. He's like, and he like runs away. Scurries off. Put his story together. Yeah, and then you know. Like a dog,

he's got a tree. Just runs out of the room to eat it in silence. Yeah, he gets the bone. He's like, I'm going to eat this. And then you know you're cooked. And then the last thing you can do is just be like,

hey, Bob, just tag me, all right? Yeah, that's all you can get. You can get body bag, you might as well get tagged. That's why he, they tagged the body bag. It's just like, all right, I'm done.

Tag him and bag him. Tag him and bag him. Love that. Tag him and bag him. It's been nice having Avery here and having another camera here because now we got, I mean, we have talked about doing bonus footage for as long as

we've talked about filming with Rick Shields. It's pretty even on the way. Avery said it does within the first hour and a half, he's like, I got enough. I got enough footage for you guys. Pres left his suitcase at the the airport, I mean, dropping slurpees.

The 7-Eleven experience in general is just ridiculous. By the way, will you confirm that the Canadian slurpee is king? I will confirm that it is superior slurpee. Wow. I got to get in on it. We've offered you like four times to try it. You just keep turning us down. It's different, man.

I could see them, yeah, they're different. I could see, though, somebody in Canada. I think they're good to us because we're so used to the American one. I could see somebody in Canada thinking the American one. of thinking the American one is better. No, it's not. It's lighter. I could see that.

Could you see that? Yeah. I went to the first time I was telling Bob, the first time I went to the States, I love serpies. I always drank them when I was here. And the first time I went to the States, I went to 7-E-11. I was so excited to get a Serpy.

And I tried it. I was like, this machine is off. It's like more like, it's like frothy and like sour. It's much lighter. I don't like it's sour. I don't like it's sour. It's like, but it's not a bad sour. I mean, it's just, I must use to like,

maybe not sour. You know what I'm talking about, right? It's lighter. It tastes different. It's like frothy. It's not like, much lighter. Like icies, man. But I could see somebody from Canada coming to one in America and thinking is delicious.

You got to rear back your sizing. Like I can go to the big boy down to sit to go quick. I haven't been able to finish slurpy. Yes, that's good. Really? Yeah. It's so thick. Thick.

Thick. Thick. It's so thick. It's heavy. You could beat the shit out of somebody. with a large slurpee. You're not finishing the slurpy. I have not finished one slurper.

Wow. Which I mean, look. Read into that. Even just us going into a 7-Eleven, it takes us. We're in there for 20 minutes. I will say a little different selection. To confirm back on what you said, the size cups are smaller. But that doesn't even matter.

Like it's, if you like, if I like, same, like, general same size made Slurpee in America, Slurpee, Canada, it is, like, drastic, like, the thickness. and wait. Are we about to have a shot versus a beer conversation again? I'm not prepared for that. This is opinion. That's fact. You won that. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. I'll give them that.

I still find that wild. It is wild, but if you do look at the comments, he had so many people agree with him that. You got to tip of that. Science. Science, bitch. All right. Um, possibly possibly. Possibly Chinese for lunch. Possibly not. But regardless, um, we are going to head on over to Whistler.

Now a lot, a lot of good content that we've gotten here so far. Everybody in the comments section, he hates it. So please wish the Jedda happy birthday. DEM him, spam him. Tag him. I don't hate it. I hate it.

Tag him. I don't hate it. I hate it live. You know? Yeah. I hate it live. Find him. I'm like, I like to do it and then edit it and then post it versus.

Jack cracks me up. He said yesterday, he goes, or two days ago when we put out the video, he goes, I'm not looking at the comments on this. I know I'm going to get bagged, body bagged in the podcast. And then like an hour. or later, he's going through the comments. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? He's like, I held off as long as I could. I'm in. But our comments are 99% positive. That's the thing.

Yeah, as you're scrolling, you know you're going to get banged. It's like watching the bullet. Except for the comment. It's funny. It's funny. Yeah. The comment of me being the guy thinking that I just had a low IQ, but now he actually thinks I'm on the spectrum. That was tough. That was a bit tough. It's a funny joke, though. I can laugh at myself, though. I can laugh at Myself, Doc. I've been doing it for years. It's not like fuck that guy's a piece of shit. Yeah.

Oh, I would hope not. I was just guy playing fucking golf. Like, that's better than that. The guy that said, I'm a huge loser and will always be a disappointment. It will never amount to anything. It's a joke. It wasn't serious. I realized your dad had YouTube.

I knew that was coming, dude. You know, you know. I was on the platform. On the platform. All right, folks. We are off to Whistler. Ladies and gentlemen, that's been another edition. The Bob does sports podcast.

We will see you next week and the week after that.