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If you see on the stories that we're in New York City, you don't have to wonder where we're at.
It's true.
You know exactly where we're going to be.
Five iron golf, Harold Square at the Breezy Lound.
No question.
That's where we are.
It was Gretzky's son or something that came up to us when we walked into Jupiter that night.
We walked in and he's like, you guys want to meet the DJ?
And we were just like, no.
No, it's like, yeah, we'll meet the DJ.
And then we walked over to the table and we looked over like, oh, DJ.
Sounds like he's putting on a pretty good show.
Mikey V is here today as well.
Mikey Me, ladies and gentlemen.
That guy, Mikey Me.
Dude, there's another guy who wrote, I'd run through a brick wall for that Sasquatch on the right.
That's you.
That's you.
We are not going to start until we want to see top right shelf, 1,000 people top right shelf, and then we could get this thing going.
Then you let us know when we got 1,000.
If we don't hit 1,000.
We may not.
There's a legitimate chance.
That would be...
We could be...
A lot of podcast.
Cross that bridge and we come to it.
I also want to sit here and say
Mikey V could not look more uncomfortable
than he is right now.
Mikey Vee joining us here today.
We hit a thousand, ladies and general,
win a thousand, boom.
Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up.
The one piece.
We are coming to you live,
ladies and gentlemen,
from Five Iron,
from Breezy Lounge.
Big opening for the boys.
boys are hurting a little bit, but we're going to rally.
Are we not F.
I haven't been this hungover in quite simple.
We got after it.
We got after it.
And look, F.P. got banged up.
But let's talk about the guy who really got banged up.
And we're going to go into a lot of the giveaways, a lot of stuff that we have coming on this episode.
Nobody who's drunker last night than the one, the only, Sir Binyaman Shicker.
I mean, this guy.
He brought it.
Oh, my God.
lie. You're not wrong.
No. The thing is, when we do
these, I'm not the most, you know,
sociable guy. And when
we, you know, have one of these, I get
a couple in me to start, you know, get the
people coming up, you know, to talk to all the
people, and then it doesn't stop. And then
it ends at McDonald's, and then I
mistakenly toss a chicken
nugget. You were Oxford drunk.
What's that? You were Oxford. I was
I was Oxford drunk, and I apologize
for absolutely nothing.
and things
escalated and I wouldn't say
they got out of hand
I would say they got in hand
Well,
things got in hand
Dr. Mikey's wife
who threw a chicken nugget at
I was trying to throw it
He was trying to throw it to me
No I wasn't trying to throw
anybody I thought it was
Yeah no you look at me
It was a 20 spot
And I had the case
And I was just I just like tossed it
And I'm such I feel like such a good arm
That it flew across the thing
And I didn't know there was a nugget in the thing
And it swiped past Cutsi
And right it hit
Whiz by my head.
Did you talk to Ollie about this yet?
Yeah, I did.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
So, Jets's not invited for tomorrow, unfortunately.
Oh, no.
He got banned.
He deserves a one week band.
It might be a one week band.
No, absolutely not.
It's okay.
I didn't even realize that it happened, and someone told me this morning, and I said,
even if I did realize it happened at the time, I probably wouldn't have cared.
She looked at, respectfully.
With all due respect to my wife, I know.
She looked at me.
um,
stared at me for a few seconds
and then went back to her,
uh,
her evening.
Okay.
Jed,
Chad,
like,
I think,
I think we,
yeah,
he likes me.
He turned into me.
He's like,
Bob,
I'm like,
he's like,
Bob, I'm like,
he's like,
I just threw a chicken nugget at Holly.
Yeah.
I was like,
yeah, Jen,
I saw that.
I saw Bob make out
with a double
cheeseburger last night.
Oh,
wow.
He was,
that was,
that was,
that was a fucking,
sucking face with a fucking double cheeseburger,
and then he never seen anything like it.
The best story of all,
getting ready to leave. And I was trying to keep tabs on where a ticket was. So I
messaged him because I couldn't find him. And I was like, Tick, where are you? And he's like,
ah, dude, I'm back at the hotel. I'm beat. It's been a long night. I can't wait to go to
sleep. And then he's like, what are you guys doing? And I was like, well, I think me, Teddy,
and Jet are going to head to you McDonald's. And he goes, yeah, I'm going to have to
respectfully decline. It's been a long night. And then I looked, two minutes later, I got
another text, he's like, damn, that sounds like a good time. And he's like, when are you guys
leaving? And I was like, I think in like five minutes. So he goes, all right, I'm back in. I'll
meet you at the McDonald's. So he left the hotel to walk to the McDonald's, but then proceeded to
look online and like sent me a message saying, don't go to this one because they close at 11.
Here's the, like the geo tag for the 24 hours. If you've ever seen Night of the Living
dead. The scene in McDonald's
was like the zombies feasting on a
human corpse. Yeah. From a
high top, 20 of us. The most
disturbing thing you could ever look.
It was gross. I like, I like cringe content,
but if McDonald's had the security footage
of that, I don't think I could watch it.
It would be a tough, tough watch.
It was sloppy. It was bad.
Perez was at one point
referring to himself as a
piece on a chessboard.
And he said he used to be a bishop, but
now he's a rook. Yeah.
But I think he said brook.
I don't even think he said rook.
I think he said brook.
He's pronouncing it wrong, by the way.
Somebody called me a pawn, and I think I just, I think I've got more versatility than that.
I think I'm not quite in shape to be a knight.
Like I was, I can't make that.
I can't make that move anymore.
But I'm definitely a rook.
He's the pawn that gets across and becomes a queen at the end.
Yeah.
I do just want to touch on really quick.
We're going to have a couple different segments.
We're going to have to ask us anything.
We're going to be having a little snake draft, top three segment,
which is going to be a lot of fun.
And then, of course, the grand finale at the end,
we're going to be giving away.
And Joey D's thrilled about this is we are going to be given away
four spots to a breezy invitational.
It's going to be a little bit of a trivia.
We saw all the trivia questions.
Tough questions to answer.
Yeah.
I didn't know the answers.
No, there's a couple...
I don't know.
I think the one that we're asking,
you didn't know the answer.
A lot of us didn't know the answer.
I didn't either.
It's sad, honestly.
It's disrespectful.
Yeah, but at the same time, too,
if we're going to be giving away
these breezy invitational tickets,
a lot of value there,
if we don't say,
maybe we're a little bit biased,
but a lot of value there.
You got to make them tough questions.
Yeah, these breezy invitational questions
is like the SATs,
and then this question is like on the same level as that.
Yeah.
How'd you do on your SATs?
They gave me, I had like double time.
I tell them all the time.
I got double time on it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
They put me in a room.
I was in a room doing the SATs for six hours.
We got all the time we needed.
Yeah.
Still,
finish.
Yeah, no.
Look, didn't go well.
Did not go well.
Moving right along here.
Big opening,
five iron,
taking a big chance on us,
which is incredible.
Breezy lounge opening.
Joey D.,
your thoughts on the opening last night.
Yes,
we know.
We got hammering.
but outside of that, what did you think about the opening?
This place is dope, for starters.
But I will say that, like, the area that it's in,
like, they have glass panel windows
that, like, kind of surround the perimeter of the building.
And you look out, there's Harold Square right there.
And then we got just people everywhere.
I was talking to some people.
And then at some point, like, they're like,
who's the pictures on the wall?
And I was like, that's somehow us.
And they're like, that's you?
And I was like, yeah, they're like,
You look better in caricature for him.
I was like, that's tough to hear, man.
But, no, this place is really awesome.
It was so cool last night because it was like full, like filled, like filled to the, what is it,
full to the gills?
To the brim.
To the brim.
To the brim.
And it was just like good vibes.
People were drinking, having fun.
The simulators were going.
They got everything here.
If you want to watch games with your boys, like, it's just an awesome spot.
So the fact that this place is kind of like, quote unquote ours is really, really cool.
Perez and I actually came here yesterday afternoon after lunch at a Korean barbecue of all places.
And we came back here and we had a couple drinks and we went to the bartender and we're like,
hey, so what do we own?
He's like, oh, this is your place.
And I was like, damn, that's kind of, it's kind of tight.
We're super dangerous.
Yeah, yeah.
There's no idea.
We don't live in New York because we live here.
No idea what kind of example he's setting for himself there.
Yeah, for instance we mess yesterday, he's like, you know, we're going to go for a drink.
And I'm like, where are you going?
And he's like, five iron.
I'm like, we're going there tonight.
Look, I mean, if you see us in New York City, if you see on the stories that we're in New York City, you don't have to wonder where we're at.
You know exactly where we're going to be and we're going to be at Five Iron Golf, Harold Square at the Breezy Lounge.
Yeah.
No question.
That's where we are.
It's great.
When we came here the first time, this was a wait room.
That's right.
Yeah.
And then they opened it up.
They put up to have a day.
There's some wild, there's, it is a cornucopia of photos going on up there.
Yeah.
So from random, like funny, hilarious moments.
There's a picture of you two with Dustin Johnson right there.
My favorite picture I think I've ever seen about.
That was quite the evening.
That was quite the evening.
I remember when we walked into, it was a, it was Gretzky's son or something that came up to us.
When we walked into Jupiter that night, you guys hung back.
We walked in.
He's like, you guys want to meet DJ?
And we thought he meant the DJ.
And we were just like, no.
No, it's like, all right.
Yeah, we'll meet the DJ.
And then we walked over to the table and we looked over like, oh, DJ.
Pretty wild.
Yeah, I mean, sounds like he's putting on a pretty good show, I guess.
He's a fan, I don't know.
I'm watching some of these comments.
Somebody just said, Beardown is a monster amongst the rest of the moment.
Didn't need that?
Oh, it's up there.
You can see yourself up there.
Look at Bear Down's legs.
Dude, there's another guy who wrote, I'd run through a brick wall for that
Sasquatch on the right.
that's you
Mikey V, baby
You're that Sasquashes
Welcome to
Marky V
is here today
Yes, well
It's Mike
Thank you guys
Mikey V
Yeah
And we're going to go into a little
AMA coming up
And tickets
Going to be picking the questions
That we're going to be
Going up to
A guest appearance
that we had last night
Which was wild
And he kind of flies
Under the radar
You don't know he's here
Shortstop for the New York Yankees
Anthony Volper
coming last night was pretty wild
Gold Glove. Go Glover, sure.
Yeah. Just give those things away
Willie Nilly did. No. You know if
Anthony Volpe's coming here that if
if a guy like that who is
the face of a franchise now becoming
the face of a franchise along with Iron Judge
if he makes this a priority be
one of his stops, how do you in turn
not make this a priority for exactly? That's a great
question. That's exactly right. I told him
I was like he's like this is a cool place. I'm like
if the Yankees want to have like a postgame
thing here like just let us know. That's nice of you
to offer that.
Just let Joe know.
He'll take care of it.
We got him.
Hal, if you're listening, Hal, we got you.
But, yeah, really,
last night was absolutely surreal.
Shout out our guy Scott Dunn, who put the whole thing together.
Scott is.
Scott is.
Scottie kind of kept us on our toes with the pictures that came up.
We didn't really know what was given in.
We sent him a lot of the pictures and then coming in and seeing some of them.
I thought was pretty damn hysterical.
It really was.
It's pretty, pretty surreal.
And again, folks, stay tuned near the end.
We're going to be given away four tickets to the Breezy Invitational.
But now we're going to send it on over to the big ticket, who's going to do a little AMA.
Ticket pick, the best questions that he liked.
Fire on into the comments as well if you have any questions, whatever it may be.
Ticket, take it away.
All right.
First question comes from Joe underscore Gatowski 5.
He wants to know only one drink food combo on the course for the rest of your lives.
What would it be?
Damn.
FP, you want to take that away?
I just got hungry, dog.
Yeah, I'm going to go, I'm going to go with Corona Premiere.
See what I did there?
A brand man.
He's a stranded boy.
Damn.
But I'm going to, you know, I like a barbecue sandwich, pull pork.
You do.
Oh, that's how you do.
I think it's a good, I think it's a good, on course sandwich.
I'm not a hot dog guy, you know that.
Yeah, I was going to say Tranny and a glizzy.
Yeah, that's go Tranny Glyzy.
That's standard.
That's, you know.
Yeah.
You're going to hear that a lot.
Tequila, tequila pineapples, the drink I go to.
Food.
I don't know.
I guess give me a hot dog.
Depends on the, if it's like a big brat worse, I like that, like those big boys.
You do love a nice brat.
Yeah.
You do.
No, enough you do.
Sounds tough.
I was not trying to make it
doing that.
I'm not even doing that.
He does.
He really does.
He really does.
He loves a good broad.
Go back to a guy who also
loves a good broad.
Big ticket.
What do you got next for the AMA?
Next question.
Who is each of the guy's
favorite college football player
of all time?
I'll start with mine.
Mikey, that's right up your alley.
I'll, um,
mind.
I think one of the most dominant I've ever seen outside of Tim Tebow,
Reggie Bush for me.
That's a good one of my favorite.
There's been a couple times where we've come close.
He almost came to a breezy invitational,
and that would have been pretty close.
Yes, he got very close to coming.
That would have been really cool.
Yaman, that's up your alley.
Give me Oklahoma Baker Mayfield.
Wow.
Man, that's out of respect.
That's right.
Baker Mayfield at Oklahoma.
When Baker Mayfield was like at Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, he was the swagiest dude of all time.
And when he put that flag in that buck-up, I can't get it.
Oh, man.
By the way, for a special.
I love that question.
Baker's a dear friend of the pod, and he's our guy.
He set us up at UT Golf Club, and we were doing the brilliantly dumb show,
and Mikey just starts going off on a tangent about Baker, and I'm just like, oh, no,
Mikey, like, I didn't think he knew that that was one of our guys for the flag, for that exact thing.
No, not him.
I just went, when I was, like, super into college football, Baker Mayfield was the man
at Oklahoma, and he was just a
swaggy guy. It's like, you know, I mean,
there's another obvious one that's kind of similar, but
you know, with the swaggy college you do. I don't think,
I think we'd be remiss to not mention
in my opinion, the most electric
player I've ever seen in college.
I guess. Yeah, go ahead. Is it Vic?
It's Michael Vick. Yeah, it's got to be. Michael Vick.
I mean, Virginia was so
good. It was
wild. Costerous, how good. And the only
way he could lose was facing a 30-year-old
Chris Winky in the national title.
Winky had no business playing.
college football. He was a he was he he had he had he had a 4-1 K and serious health benefits at that point.
Like it looked like he was selling life insurance. He was he was yeah you know what you know
Peter Warwick I always say he loves he loves I want to I make it my life's mission
Applebee's did you know that fantastic two for 20 yeah I make it my life's work he's hot today man
I'm making my life's work to put respect on Peter Work's name every chance that I get
because he deserves it he was the
best wide receiver in college football
by a mile
when he played at Forest State. I'm going to go with
another one of our guys, Johnny Football.
He took over
college football that one year.
When he beat Alabama and like
it was, it was madness.
That was... Tick, who you got?
I got Tavon Austin.
That's nice. That's nice. That's real
nice. Good poll there, Tick.
Okay, next question, moving
later along here. Somebody said Percy Harvin.
Oh, Presby.
I saw him score six touchdowns in a Virginia State
High School Championship game.
Played both sides of the ball.
Friday night lights.
So good.
By the way, big day of college football coming up here today
that we'll be watching here from Five Iron,
as many TVs as you can imagine.
Breezy Lounge is the place.
Can I ask you guys about those polos?
Sure can.
You absolutely can. Tell them, Joey Day.
Tell me about that polo.
Well, I mean, if you like looking swag.
Maggie, you got this thing.
Actually, my favorite
my pick is the one that Mikey's wearing.
That's the seafood.
When you talk shellfish and crustaceans,
that's my wheelhouse.
I love that and the color scheme
on this. I mean, you're talking, you walk
into any respectable restaurant
in the warmer weather months,
you're going to be the first guy everyone puts eyes on if you have this
poem. That's just the way it is, period.
This guy's coming here to order some seafood.
That's what this says.
Exactly.
And enjoy.
himself. That's a shirt that
like 45 year old women
compliment you on. A hundred percent. You know
what I'm talking about? They come up to you and go
oh my god, I love that shirt. The color
scheme. The colors. I love it. And your eyes.
Yes. The pageant. All of that.
Oh, the pageant. Not just the polos
too. You got the feed bob here. You got
the Mexico polo here, which was
hand selected there by FP.
Cuset.
Let's talk Cusips.
That's actually my
Cusuf. Talk to me.
my favorite of the new
these design in different colors
and they're comfortable, they look clean
they're pretty special.
Is that mine? Quality is what comes to mine. Is that the one I gave me?
This is the one you gave me. Why don't you have your own
Q-Zip? This guy just lends.
We were in Texas and
I remember I got cold and I took
C-Zip off my back.
I always used, I'm a bad packer here. You might
sweatshirt you last night. Yeah, I gave you a
Q-Zip last night. I can't possibly
wear this because you were matching with FPs. So
You went back up to your room and you grabbed Bob's room.
To Bob's room.
Yeah.
And now who's is that today?
And let me tell you something.
That's mine. None of y'all are getting them back.
Yeah, take a look.
You know the drill.
Breezygolf.com.
Cusips, polos, as good as our previous drops were.
Sweats shirts, of course.
Hoodies are fire.
I would say, correct me if I'm wrong, FP.
I know we're biased.
This has got to be.
We've seen the drops.
I feel like get better and better.
Yeah.
I mean, this is the next level.
It's the next logical step for us.
It's like chess.
Yeah, I'm a rook, I would know.
How we head on over?
Big ticket, AMA, baby.
All right, next question comes from Benjamin.
Furnett.
What's the best Tim Horton's donut?
It's a one-man answer.
The best donut is the apple fritter.
But it was a bang job when we tried to house a mom.
the golf course.
She can't have 12 of them, dude.
Yeah, and that to me is a no-brainer.
That's my favorite donut.
The Honeycruiler actually, I thought, got a lot of slander by the young gentleman next to me.
But I think that's a great, great donut as well.
I also, there's another donut ticket.
It's called the Maple Glaze.
I'm in on that.
And that is sensational.
That's a Canadian staple.
So I'd call those the trifecta, but yeah, Apple Fritter, Maple Glaze.
I will say, Joe, when we went to Canada and you hyped up Tim Horns the way you did.
I thought it would just be like a Dunkin' Donuts with all due respect to Dunkin' Donuts.
It really was not.
It was really the Tim Hortons we were blown away about.
And then another thing that we busted his balls a lot for the way he talked about it on the Berlin Humb show, the way he talked up Chinese food in Vancouver.
Oh my God, yeah.
And it hit.
You're going to try some when you come.
Yes, I sure am.
It, Mikey, it hit.
It really did.
He didn't hype it up.
It was sensational.
Just put Chinese in front of me.
man.
I had a, what I sent you
I had this morning to have at 9 in the
morning. By the way, we should talk about
eating a roasted red pepper
before 9 o'clock in the morning.
I don't know how. Roasted red pepper.
Where did you even get one?
On a bagel.
Tom. How is that not? That would
repeat on me for like 12
hours if I ate it that early.
I had a toasted
sesame bagel with chicken cutlet,
fresh moths.
What the hell?
This morning?
Yeah. That's why I had that extra bacon egg and cheese for you.
What I was going to do? I probably would have thrown it at Berdown's wife.
Don't worry, babe. I got you. I got you. I'll take that bullet. I'll take that bullet.
Yeah. Let's send it back over to the big ticket. Another AMA. And again, stay tuned. Giveaway at the end. Four spots of the Breezy invitation.
All right. Next question comes from Yash Yames. When are we going to get Mikey Mologans on a Bediabee?
episode.
Wow.
Well, here,
I will say here's the problem,
Mikey Mullians.
His body's shattered.
He's his body.
He's a shell of himself.
It's a pretty big shell.
Top to bottom.
His body's broken.
No, we don't like to force things here.
We're all about organic experience here, right?
So this is good enough for me right now,
just chopping it up with the boys.
My golf game is nowhere near where it needs to be,
and that's just being 100% real and ought to.
Um, yeah.
And that's partly Perez's fault.
He was supposed to give me lessons.
Oh, whoa.
What's the last time that you picked up a golf club?
Last month.
Okay.
I think I haven't seen any golf content come out of you.
When's the last time you played Mikey Mulligan on PGA tour 2K?
That was last week.
Wow.
Did really well.
I won two majors this year.
Two majors.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I won
A good time,
Major Champ.
Yes,
US Open and the Masters.
Whoa.
Not to brag.
Windham only won one.
Yeah.
Oh,
all right.
I like that.
That's why I get it.
I mean,
I mean,
yeah.
I thought we were going to get a really
quiet FP today,
just knowing what took place.
Yeah.
He's got the honor.
I'm telling you right now,
I'm in a bad spot.
I'm in a really bad spot.
I'm not.
like everybody come out and watch the games, you might not see me here, but you'll see these guys.
I'm here in spirit.
I need to sleep.
By the way, our number one supporter, Brian Gannon, has entered into the IG lives to let us know that he is at the Breezy Lounge right now.
So if you turn over to your right, you will see Brian Gannon.
Mr. Gannon, how are you, sir?
There is.
Let me tell you something.
Brian Gannon has not missed a single event that we have ever done.
He is just there ready to
He's on the Mount Rushmore.
He's on the Mount Rushmore.
He's reallyly dumb.
He actually has a table for us later at Billy's.
Yeah.
I was just about to say.
If anyone needs a table at Billy's,
Brian Gunn is the guy you're talking to.
How he held that table for us at Billy's before that game?
It was a mob scene.
And somehow this guy.
The great thing about that is now is that we don't need tables to be held for us
anymore because now we come right to the breezy lounge.
Yeah.
That's exactly what we don't need to do that anymore,
which is great.
That's it.
True story.
What FB said is true.
If we're in New York, this is where we are.
You don't have to wonder anymore.
We're the guys out getting drinks tonight.
You know where we're at.
Five iron golf.
Or McDonald's.
Or McDonald's.
Or McDonald's.
Also, which is seven blocks away.
Avenue of the Americas, 24th.
28th.
Third floor.
Yeah.
Also, to menu-wise, us creating our own menu is pretty wild as well.
Joey D, why don't you hold that thing up?
up right there. And that's not the full one there. There's other options as well, but that is...
Don't you have your own sandwich on there? You got your own something, right? Yeah. FP has the buffalo
shrimp. I got the Caesar wrap, and it's actually not a Caesar wrap. I talked a little bit about it last
night. It's on a French roll, but when we tried it, the French roll was just so much better than even the
wrap. So I was like, you know what, you got to do what you got to do? I know it's not your traditional wrap.
No, but you know what? It's like eating a Caesar salad on like a crouton sandwich almost. Yeah.
Yeah, which is really the way you got to think about it, and that's why it probably works so well.
You know what it reminds me of?
It's like when you do your first half bets and he gives you a hard time or people give you a hard time for first quarter first half bets, if it wins and if it gets the job done, you do it.
That's fair.
True.
What a wild degenerate analogy that is.
Yeah.
I kind of got it.
You know what I mean?
Of course you did.
Where is he headed with this one?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
No, it's like it gets it done.
You know, it's not normal, but it gets it done.
That's it.
We're going to head it on over to the poppy again, another AMA,
and then we got our snake draft coming in,
which is going to be,
we're going to be listening to Top Bobda Sports episodes
that we've ever had snake drafts.
So if you say one,
I think everybody knows the one we're all gunning for.
That gets eliminated from the board.
So I think that'll be fun.
We'll do one more AMA, and then we'll keep it rolling.
All right, this last question comes from T-Cud-E-H-33.
You've been asked this a lot,
but if you had to add a fourth to BDS squad,
if you had to, not saying we are, but if you had to, who would it be?
I'll take Paige.
Hey, next time, man.
Yeah, sweet girl, I'll take page.
Good Lord.
Carries yourself well, smart.
Lovely gal.
She's got a lot.
She's five to a player.
Yams?
Five to a player.
I don't know a page.
I guess she's our fourths.
Either that or Mikey Mulligan's.
No.
Well, Mikey Mulligan's special.
I mean, technically, people always see this.
It's kind of disrespectful because Jet is technically our fourth.
Wow, that's respected.
That is.
You know what?
I don't need a fourth because I already got one.
Wow.
That's a writer, dude.
The thing, yeah, that is.
That's Big Love.
And he's right.
Why did you say that?
Well, because he'll take Paige.
The thing is, too, Yams likes his days doing the camera, too,
to where like I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong, I don't think you would want, I think you
love playing and you'll do, but I do think you like your days where you're behind the camera.
Yeah, I mean, I like to pick my spots. I also think if I was in every week, people would hate me,
but now that I'm in once in a while, people love you. Like, exactly, because you're not getting
enough of me, you know what I mean, just getting a little bit. Um, but also having just three of you
leaves the door open for revolving guests. Yeah. I will say this. We, we just did something with
Zander Schofley and if he wasn't a pro
he fits in so well
with what we do. His banter is
hilarious that
hey Zander if you ever want to jump
off the pro like it's a nice little backup plan
for the guy.
I'm sure he's just counting that.
There are some guys like
we chirp that like we go out back and forth
but I think we talked about it before
there's never been a guy where it's been
nonstop going at each other's
throats the entire time that he was
there and it was beautiful.
Homa, kind of.
Yeah.
Yeah, Homo's up there for sure.
But not as much as Zander.
You could tell Zander, like, had some ammo, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He, I guess, seen some stuff.
He had specific things that he was pulling out.
It was not just general shit talking.
Just tough.
He was prepared.
He knew what he was getting himself into.
You know, who was prepared, too?
And it talked about doing the Taco Challenge.
John Rom, we just recently filmed with.
And he was ready to rock and roll.
He talked about the taco.
challenge. He's very much into that.
And then the guy that he would bring in his ringer
would be in trouble strokes-wise
Tony Fienow. Who he said
would be amazing. Could you imagine
that would be my dream female and John Rom
to talk about it? And I think he said J.J. Watt.
How are we going to out-eat?
J.J. Watt, Tony
Fienow and John Rott. And outstrope him
too. Out-eat.
Sitting right here to your left.
Whoa.
You are out.
You're a competitive eater.
You are competitive eater.
I'm the best amateur competitive eater
Amateur I'm not pro and I don't claim to be
But amateur wise I have to be top five in the country
You can't make that Joe
I'm not on the pro circuit
I know the country top five eaters
Himself with with that challenge earlier this year
Restaurant yeah but it was a big ass
It's not about the restaurant
It's about how fast you ate
That's correct
What they were serving in a restaurant
He's a pound of fries.
Listen, I'm not taking away from that.
It was very admirable.
And I'm sure that you could eat more than most people.
But to make a claim, you're the top five amateur eater in the country.
But amateur is the key word there.
All right.
Mostly because no one tracks amateur competitive eating.
We can prove you wrong.
Right.
It'd be impossible.
Like, if you went on an Instagram live and said,
if you went on an Instagram live and said,
we are going to do a competition.
Yeah.
And like we did it on Bob to Sports and we took five contestants who like put in a
resume of like what they could do and like send it into like Bob and us.
And we handpicked five people.
Yeah.
Randomly you think you just mop the floor with all of them.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the thing is, cut see.
I think he would for sure.
He's amateur.
It's amateur eater.
Just remember that.
I understand that.
So like if somebody puts in a resume and they have like pro experience like eating
contests, they're probably disqualified.
What's like my G.B. Holmes played in that tournament.
For those who didn't see, what Mikey did to that burger challenge was, it was pretty damn impressive.
So then why don't we, sorry, I don't mean to interrupt you. I'm saying, I just had an idea.
Like, if you ever come on a Bob to a sports episode, you need to come on a food challenge episode.
I mean, that makes the most sense.
Yeah, I agree.
That is absolutely the play.
If we, like, that, that's, we need to hold a slot for like a burger or something or pizza.
Costco chicken pot pot.
What was your most recent?
What were we going to do for the donut challenge?
A dozen donuts in under five minutes?
Five minutes?
What the fuck?
Oh, what kind of done?
Like glazed, I think.
We were just going to do a box of crispy creams.
Krispy creams, yeah, that's, that's light work, to be honest with you.
I know, but a dozen is a dozen.
I think I might have actually said three minutes.
Those things are like nothing, dude.
What I said, though, is like I would see Mikey.
I could see why that would be tough, but I would.
I would see him putting down six in the first two minutes,
and it's going to be looking pretty good.
You stack them, you smush them,
and then you eat them.
Yeah,
that's right.
Oh, yeah,
that's right.
Oh, yeah.
That was a little something about that.
Oh,
that was a huge thing to say.
Look,
if they're warm,
if the crispy cream donuts,
if that's,
if that signs on,
those donuts,
all you got to do is put them in your mouth,
and they just,
you don't have to,
They evaporate.
They just disintegrate.
So, like, the effort, yeah, but you stack them up.
I saw a thing one time where this is some fat shit.
I saw this thing where people were putting crispy cream donuts into waffle presses
and then eating them with maple syrup like waffles.
I can tell you how delicious that looks.
Oh, my God.
All right, boys.
It's go time.
I think we're going to do our snake draft tick.
Why don't you go ahead and just walk down how this is going to go, break it down a little bit.
And again, yeah, yeah, we'll come in it around.
Do you want to take it away?
Yeah, I'm going to have what you have.
You got a list?
So, pop shit.
Oh, whoa.
I just put a few so I would, you know, jog my memory.
Poppy's going to break down how this is going to go.
I saw somebody in the chat ask if we are going to be here all day.
We will be watching college football here.
Come on by.
And then, of course, stay tuned coming shortly.
I'd say about 15 minutes.
the giveaway for the breezy invitational.
Tough, tough trivia question, but the first person that gets it down will get the four tickets.
But for now, Poppy, take it away.
All right.
If you've ever seen The Brinley Dumb Show, they do a top five.
But here we're going to do a top three, snake draft style.
So no one has the same answer twice.
We're going to be doing favorite Bob does sports episodes.
And Mikey V, we will start with you in the one slot.
One one overall.
I mean, this is a layup, in my opinion.
I don't think you can talk about Bob does sports
if you're not going to talk about the pickleball.
Wow.
That's my, that's my, I mean, that is my, that's my Andrew Lug.
I mean, that's a guy ready to come into the league.
Where's Andrew Lug now?
Yeah.
He retired early.
He retired early, but it's the best starting five minutes in the channel's history.
I don't think anybody can deny that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Shout out, Pops.
That's my one.
It's a pickle balls off the board, FP.
Two slot.
This one's near and dear to my heart.
I watch it at least once a month.
That's where it all started, in my opinion.
It's where things really, really took a turn.
It's my goal to monetize this video by the end of our careers.
I'm going to go with Bob's one and only professional refereeing career appearance,
and that would be Micromania.
Ibar.
The Micro.
I love that shit.
I fucking love that shit.
I watch it all the time.
We got two off the board.
The board's looking real nice right now.
This is like when I get Michael Jordan at three.
But this is, okay, but it's my favorite.
Like it's not, yeah.
There's like very,
so my favorite one we've ever done
is you can't leave the course
until you shoot 15 under.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, the first one in Virginia.
Wow.
That was a wild day.
tickets favorite too.
Yeah.
That was a tough debt.
He wanted to get the ball.
He would just be cussing
us out under his breath.
How do you don't hit that fucking
butt,
Bob?
Do you remember the flies
that were attacking us?
That was a big part of the frown.
I just think it was the funniest.
I think it was the funniest.
You got Java Chamberlain?
Were the flies in Virginia
or the mosquitoes and Whistler worse?
Oh, they're both even on par.
I mean, it's got to be those,
those mosquitoes were.
the size of fucking deer.
And that was the same type of videos.
End of that.
Yeah.
All right, Bobby.
Yeah, that leaves me.
I love this in the forehole to get this.
Give me Josh Allen.
I mean, that's tough to be.
I think what was so special about that is not just the crew that we have is we didn't know
that they were looking to drink like that.
Like, we didn't expect to come to the course and that they were looking to get after it like that.
And good God.
I mean, he buffaloed me with the full transfusion and tequila.
Transfusion is on the menu here at the Breezy Lounge.
Out of respect to Josh Allen.
That was an unbelievable time.
Joey D.
We send it over to you.
I think I'm going to do this out of respect.
I get back-to-back picks, yeah?
Yeah, you do.
I get back-to-back picks.
So I'm going to go, first and foremost, to me,
the video that started all,
and I was not thrilled at the time that this video was filmed,
but I think I have to go ahead and give a shout-out to
the links of Victoria video.
Just an absolute...
Good for you.
Yeah, it was just a bang job from start to finish.
But listen, at the end of the day, if that video doesn't happen,
I don't know if Bob DeSports is where we are today.
So I'll go ahead and take that one.
And then I'm going to follow it up.
I'm going to back it up after that with...
Damn, this is tough.
Give me the Max Homa.
It's a great.
Max Homa.
This is really good.
Yeah, I think the Homa match really kind of put us.
on the board with the PGA Pro.
He shot incredibly well.
Perez was fucking amazing.
We did a premiere for the episode,
which just was,
we were all watching it at Bob's.
And it was fucking awesome,
seeing like people watching it live.
So yeah, I think I'm pretty confident
with those two picks back to back.
I think that's a great, great pick.
That's really awesome.
He's got two offensive linemen
that was not let people.
always get trenches first.
I'm going to take what I know you were going to take,
and it's such a good one,
and you had to know you weren't going to get it at the end.
Do you think you know what I'm going to say?
I know what he's going to say.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe I don't know.
Oh, no.
This one is a sleeper.
It's a sleeper pick.
It's gold.
The first speed golf with FP.
Yes.
That was my.
The first win.
In Scottsdale?
Yeah.
It's my dad's favorite episode.
Yeah.
When he watches it ever.
When FP caught that second wind and you thought he had not.
It was one of the funniest moments I think.
One of these days we got to do a top five funniest moments.
That will be with.
When F.P. catches that second win when you think he's done and you see him,
the drone shot of him appearing in the drum of trees is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Give me that.
That's a great thing.
That was the one I was going to say.
It's such a good one.
All right.
I'll take, I will take the.
The Hot Ones challenge.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
That's it.
Yep.
I wasn't that your first, but that was the first challenge you were in, right?
Um, I don't know, man.
You make the videos.
You tell me.
I think it was, dude.
I had no idea.
Yeah, I know.
I actually forgot about that one.
It was the first one.
I thought that was like another thing that like took like, it was creative.
It was we like brainstormed it a little bit.
Not that hot.
Not that hot.
No.
No.
I thought it's back to
Ticket took all the sauces
You're really
You're the sickest of it's awesome
I'm still working on him
He's crazy
By the way
People are putting into the chat
People are truly concerned
If you're okay
Because you just look like you're really
Your posture right now
My back
Yeah my back is compromised
We'll power through it
We'll power through
Thank you for your concern
I do it
Appreciate it.
All right, hot ones.
Okay.
I didn't see that coming off the board.
Me neither.
I just wanted to throw a wrench in there, you know?
I will take the, I'm going to go taco.
Oh, the taco challenge.
I banged myself, didn't that?
There's a lot of reasons for that.
I like tacos.
I think it was a fun time.
It was a Chevy.
Yeah.
That's just respect to play.
Chevy's going Chevy.
Chevy's always, Gunna, Chevy always has.
Um, that's just a wild episode for sure.
Um, we needed birdie on the last hole to save ourselves from having to do it again.
I would do it again, though.
I don't know about you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, with John Ron.
Bob showed up.
Bob showed up on the on the taco front.
17 or 18 tacos.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good episode.
Mikey V, you got, he's got pickleball at one.
Next two.
I, in all seriousness, this one to me, the, the old course.
I really, I mean, from a, from a viewer perspective,
I thought that that was just visually probably the coolest thing to watch.
And then I got to go back to back.
So then I think I'd be remiss not to mention the Ole Miss episode.
Good for you, man.
I'm a sucker for the Grove.
I'm a sucker for the Grove.
I want it back.
We got to go back.
Howdy-ass Taddy.
Yeah, that's actually, Mikey.
That's very good.
Thank you.
All right, FP, comes back to you now.
me back to me uh give me i'm struggling give me kegan
damn give me the kegan match that's our guy kegan bradley should have been on the rider
cup team um that was just a good match trump jupiter was a lot of fun we had we had we had
we had scotty there scotty veil was there yeah um that was great it was a lot of fun you remember
when you hit the bulkhead or somebody and the last hole somebody hit a shot that hit
the thing and Keith
it hit the bulkhead
and then Cutsi's like what's a bulkhead?
Yeah that did
happen.
My turn? Yeah. I'll take the original
Scottsdale 18 beer challenge.
That's a great video.
Mainly for the speech that Cutsi gives at the end.
Oh, that's one of my favorites. Stick it to the juice.
He's like he is that picker. I am that
picker. I look back on that
and I still have no idea what he meant.
But it sounded so good.
It really is so drunk.
Yeah.
I know what they say, Joe.
He can't doubt one of brilliants.
Baffle them with bullshit.
How many beer did you have?
11.
11 beers.
Bears, yeah.
Bears.
I was going to go with a sleeper.
My sleeper, this isn't going to be my three.
It's closed.
My sleeper favorite cart partner is a video that's coming out.
Stu Gatz from the Dan Levitard show was, and I've watched the Dan Levitard show, was, and I've watched
Dan Lutarcho a bit. F.P. seen it a lot.
I didn't know too much.
Like, I knew of them and whatnot. I did not
expect to have as much fun as I had
with him. He's a Long Island guy.
He's a ballbuster. That was
the most fun I've ever had in the cart
with somebody. Um,
but my three would be
the fireball episode.
Yeah. I was going to say, right? It just
got to take it down. In Virginia.
The Virginia one. Yeah. Yeah. I freed up
Leland.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've freed up.
Bring it out, Leeland.
That was just such a blast.
I think one of the funniest things,
when I look back of that put that I had where it was like a 30-foot putt,
that goes like four feet.
Right before I'm looking at the club,
and I think the club's shaking was disgusting.
And then cuts,
he just loses his mind.
It was one of the truly worst puts I've ever seen in my life.
That's got to be YouTube's worst pot.
There's one where me and you against bohoss.
Remember when we both at that ball right back
the back where it blows
that's the very worst putt I've ever
seen and then I hit it right next to them
Yeah, that's true. It's give me a fireball there
and then Joey D and then we got our big
old giveaway coming.
I think, well, I think the
challenges are always
like my favorite videos to watch
just because they're so funny.
And I'll run it to the last one that we did
the Guinness Challenge with Rick
in Scotland.
Not even just for the challenge.
I mean, I thought it was hilarious,
but just like the atmosphere
we're playing with Rick
in Scotland, getting
hammered off Guinness and just
laughing and just like chopping it up.
Like it was truly one of the funner
days and experiences
I've ever had on the golf course and it's a great episode
too so you'd have to watch it go check it out.
I think Joey's
Joey D's list. I mean we'll
ask for the people in the chat. I think Joey D's list
runs away with it. I think he's got a good. He got
really good roster. By the way, low key
one of the best days we've had, not even on the course.
and with all due respect to take it in check
because you guys weren't there,
when us three went through Edinburgh
and got hammered at the bars.
We're talking about the fringe fest?
Yeah, we were in Scotland for like five days
we hadn't filmed the video.
We couldn't figure it out.
I think it was a language barrier.
I mean, I know they speak English,
but we just could not figure out
how to film there.
Yeah.
I slept twice.
I slept.
If we were in Edinburgh for 72 hours,
I slept for 70 of them.
We got so sick.
By the end of Scotland, we were a mash unit.
We were like, it was bad.
It was bad.
Yeah, but it was good.
Yeah, there was a time where I, I, literally, we were there for like three days.
And we didn't have a single thing of content.
We just ate.
We had some social stuff.
Yeah.
Sorry, Scott.
We just, we just ate.
We just ate.
We also stayed.
stayed on a park that was like a golf course.
Yeah.
It was like a pension pot.
We couldn't do it.
We couldn't even pull that off.
We just grab a couple wedges.
The jet lag banged us.
But you know who got banged at that Airbnb real bad?
And you know who's due for a good old banging next?
This guy has been living lavish every Airbnb.
And we've let him get away with it for a long time.
I know.
And no more.
We're not scared anymore.
It's time for you.
You know, at the beginning, I know I'm due for a bang job.
With that being said, I think Jensen may be coming on the next one, so he's going to take the ban job.
I get myself one more.
We got to give him the master.
Make him feel like the welcome.
And then we bang them.
Yeah, you know, you're absolutely right.
I deserve the next.
But don't talk as if I've never taken a bang job.
It's just been a while.
Name it.
I shared bunk beds with Bob 14 years ago in Scottsdale.
That's right.
First trip.
By the way, somebody asked in the chat if
Poppy's selling big tickets outside
it was for doing that.
It's so good.
Morgantown.
It's out there now.
No one knew what college it was.
It's out there.
Again, we want to give a big shout out.
Again, congratulations, Nick Gibb.
Shout out, Five Iron.
Having us here at the Breezy Lounge.
if you are in New York at Harold Square, come on over.
We're going to be watching the football games from here.
Breezygolf.com.
New collection has dropped.
To give that a go, the winner capsule is out.
Shout out 5 Iron.
Shout out you, the people that support us day in, day out.
That's been another edition.
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