Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Bob Does Sports Pickleball Debacle!

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We are coming to you live from the Grand Geneva Resortons spot. This is truly one of the best trips I think we've ever taken. First we did Pickleball. I played with Joey D on my team for pickleball. That's he's a tough teammate to have on the pickleball court because he's so incredibly negative. He's very into the like we can't be giving up easy points. She can't give points, dog.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Like typically I'm a morale dragger down type guy. Yeah, I'll drag morale anywhere I can. So to be on the other side of that was eye-opening. Yeah, I'm trying to make the excuse that I'm not a good teammate is the reason why we didn't win is truly preposterous. The first time we played, the kid was balling out. Second time we played, it was just gifted points.
Starting point is 00:00:36 And there's nothing worse than when you're handing someone else, gifted points. You also gifted some points. I wasn't the only one handed out points. You, you gifted a lot. Do you like, how do you feel about that? I don't have any opinion on socks, you know. Does it look ridiculous though, or is it fun?
Starting point is 00:00:57 No, I don't have any opinion on socks. It's nothing bad. Okay. We were just saying that there's always some sort of wrinkle to the style, whether it be the socks I'm my own man. Yeah. I love rolling fabric.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I, yeah. You got a biggest black coffee I've ever seen at 2 p.m. All right, we got a shift here. Wow. J-Bel and having some fun with this thing. That's a late shift. Have we been live? All right, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:01:22 We'll do it live. Is that why? What does that mean to play us out? What does that mean? All right, fuck it. We'll do it. You'll send it and we'll do it. We are coming to you live from the grand.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Geneva Resort and Spot and it has been, I'm going to tell you this, correct me if I'm wrong, fellas. We were not paid to say this. This is truly one of the best trips I think we've ever taken accommodation-wise. What a blast. A ton of videos done, but the resort and everything, we haven't done something like this in a long time. And I'll tell you what, Bob, I thought it's been truly terrific. Yeah, no, it has, Bob. And let me tell you a few things why.
Starting point is 00:02:00 First, we did pickleball. And actually, you know what? something about funny about pickleball was the woman here who's been hooking us up from marketing Jesse she's been fantastic but we played pickleball one morning and I played the first round and I'm I'm horrible and I was not getting around that court very well and every once in while I just peek over and she's just chuckling and laughing and trying to keep it in and I was like oh boy not good then I tapped in um who did I tapped in tepting Perez and he's he're a nimble man out there Yeah, I don't know. Nimbles the right word.
Starting point is 00:02:34 You move well. Here's an athlete under all this. It's deep down somewhere, I think. I got hands still. Hands? Hands. It takes a little getting used to. I played some tennis.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Growing up, obviously, ping pong. But Pickle's got a special type of feel as far as, like, how hard you got to hit the ball. Yeah. So I played with, I loved it. I played with Joey D on my team for pickleball. Until you didn't. No, no, I'm going to tell the story. And it was a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:03:01 He's a. Cutsi's a tough teammate to have on the pickleball court because he's so incredibly negative We went down Because like me, to be honest We played first and we won One game a few days ago
Starting point is 00:03:15 And then we came back And if you, you know If you make a mistake Like No but he's a big He's very into the like We can't be giving up easy points And then like it's like the world
Starting point is 00:03:26 It's crummy You lose two three points in a row And he acts as if like you've lost them all In a game And it brings the morale of the team Like typically I'm a morale dragger down type guy. I'll drag morale anywhere I can't. So to be on the other side of that.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I'm highly aware too. Yeah, so of course. So to be on the other side of that was eye opening. I will continue to do it though. But it was tough having such a teammate that was so hard on you, you know? And I'm okay. I'm not even bad. First of all, I'm going to have been at the floor.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I am absolutely hammered right now. We just did a beer challenge and I am banged up worse for wear. but Yaman trying to make the excuse that I'm not a good teammate is the reason why we didn't win is truly proposed. I didn't say it's the reason we didn't win. We didn't have. Yeah, well, you can take anything anyway. I'm just saying it was we, listen, they were the better team. We're good.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I would go to war with you. I really would. We just need like a locker. Bob is the best player by far. Jaybone actually has some skills. He's got a couple of lucky shots in. Oh, geez. Man, you know, I can't see anything.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I said he's good. handed compliment. You know, I'm so sick and tired of I say something, and it's got to be retweaked and reworked. I said he's good. He got a couple lucky shots in, which got us reeling early. And Yaman was, I think the thing with Yams is I know what he brings to the table. Because the first time we played, the kid was balling out, you know. Second time we played, it was just gifted points.
Starting point is 00:04:53 And there's nothing worse than when you're handing someone else gifted. points. Like at least like if you rally and you lose a rally and you lose the point, I get it. I totally understand. You didn't win the rally. But when you're just hitting him into the net or someone's calling for a shot and he's coming flying over like that.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Well, he still got the stage. Give it. But that being said, I do like playing with Yaman because him and I are very similar in how we perceive things. We're very negative. So I thought, you know, you know, if you're going to be on the team with me, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to just, you know, shower you
Starting point is 00:05:29 with love. Like when there's hard love to be found, you're going to get it. And I would think someone of his, you know, his build and his makeup would appreciate that. And I think we actually had, I would actually pick him to be on my team again for what it's worth. So, you know, maybe he wouldn't want to be on my team, but I actually enjoyed playing with Yams. And I think that we have a lot to offer. I think we had a very bad showing. Sure. Sure. So, yeah, I mean, one, one thing is, um, um, you also gifted some points. I wasn't the only one handed out points. I did. I did. I'll put my hand up on a few yet. You were handing out points as well. To you, um, you're incredibly aggressive. Um, and so like when we were, we, like, I'm saying on the pickleball court,
Starting point is 00:06:10 which is not bad, but I'll, like, I was like, I'll handle my square. You handle your square. I don't know if that's how it's how it's going. He'll run up to the front and he'll slide it so hard that it'll fly. Of course. And, you know, the first time we played, we had a really good thing going. And then we lost it. And it doesn't help. If you lose a few points, you go down 2-3-0, the world's ending, and then
Starting point is 00:06:32 you start to get back on track. It got to the point where I had to step in and tell everybody to cool it, because it got to a point where it wasn't becoming fun anymore. And that's a problem. Win or lose, the pickleball should be so much fun. That's the other thing. That's always about to say, when you're not playing for,
Starting point is 00:06:47 what's more important? What's more important? Having fun or winning? Yeah. When you're playing amongst your friends. When there's not a trophy on the line, who cares if you win or not also too like if um you know a big thing with pickball that i've noticed really playing with my dad and and like his friends like if you're on the other side of of a point that you guys just gave up somebody's a good shot like you always see like nice shot to the other person like it's just a courtesy nice shot it got to the point where it wasn't becoming fun there was there was a lucky shot there was a family there was a family of four playing
Starting point is 00:07:13 next door on the court over and um they um they left pretty quickly after our game started um there was one time because he just goes I think he Yam hits one into the net. And he just goes, he swings his rack. And he goes, fucking bitch. I did not see the F word. I said just bitch. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:35 And you know what? It's a competitive sport. You know, it wasn't like there was like expletives flying the whole time. The guy stared at me like I literally, you know, like like, like wish death upon his family. Yeah. It was a tough scene. That was pickleball. To be honest, we did.
Starting point is 00:07:53 You guys. Besides pickleball, there was some rock climbing. There was a spa day you had. You crushed a spa day. You three did. I did the easiest wall. Tell us about the pedicure. I actually apologized to the young lady who got my feet because if anybody knows,
Starting point is 00:08:06 I actually don't have the best set of cuticles in the world. And I said, you know what? I said, I'm sorry. You caught the short end of the stick. And she was tremendous. She was great. I truly believe I'm one of the most misunderstood people on the face of the earth. And that's, you know, it's tough, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Maybe I got to work on some things. I don't know. You're crushing it, to be honest. I think you're doing just fine. Imagine the lady doing the pit of Kerr who got like stupid. He was like, fuck yes. I will see this. I would imagine when she saw me, she was like, this is going to suck.
Starting point is 00:08:35 No. Somehow I brought out something that was like, oh, well, those aren't nearly as awful. FP's got a great set of feet. Sweet. Like, if you're a good set. If you're in the feet, man, FP's your guy. Yeah, my feet were. I thought about asking, but I didn't want to get into a pissing contest.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Sure, sure. left it the way it was. It's not when you would have won. I'm not sure I would be. Whoa. I'm not with my feet up against just about anybody. That is actually. I think more than the seat. You were talking about, you were talking about the chair more than the,
Starting point is 00:09:02 more than the, more than the pedicator. Well, F you love the whole pet. That massage chair is unbelievable. If I, I'm going to look into it. Really? I'm telling you, man, that was,
Starting point is 00:09:12 that was unreal. Are you going to look into just the massage chair or the foot bath attachment as well? Foot bath is nice. I don't, I don't know. I'm going to look for a lightly, you know, low miles. And if it comes to the foot bath,
Starting point is 00:09:23 I'm gonna look for a rock climbing wall. I don't think I have the plumbing for the quick in and out that they had. The pipes. She just empty did and it went into nowhere. I don't even know where that water went, but somewhere pretty gross. How about a chef Gutierrez, who was terrific all week, just left right and center all week, bringing in the CBD little toe season, packed a punch on yams? Sure it did. I lost my arm.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Walking vegetable. I was a zombie in that. The first day, right? Yeah. Holes like four through 12, you won't find me in that video. I was just a zombie. A high level mustache on that man. Oh, unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:10:00 The highest. That's an elite mustache. That is. Man committed to excellence. Yeah. Yeah, the little. A guy can make a steak, too. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Last night, that was probably, well, for one, the best mashed potatoes of all time. And last night, probably the best steak of all time. A ranch powder was good. But it'll get you. It'll get you. Yeah. I really do. I think it was probably the best service that we've ever.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I think we were even kind of blown away, just kept coming and And common, in common. We're certainly fatter. I feel fatter. No question about it. Pop, you had a slight incident day two, didn't you? What happened?
Starting point is 00:10:33 What happened with that? Yeah. Listen, the guy was working hard. He was excited. I think he was not normally a server. I think he was more of a manager but wanted to come out and present us with really spectacular
Starting point is 00:10:47 bloody marries, to be honest. I mean, there was a burger in there. It was an entire dinner. and chicken wings and yeah I mean you had a better vantage point from it guy couldn't stop laughing why don't you tell the story
Starting point is 00:11:00 I'd be gladly um yeah he just was coming around and and Jaybone just so happened to be filming and he just spilled the whole bloody Mary on ticket but the best part of that was down the old spine ticket was saying right before
Starting point is 00:11:15 I looked at him at the airport and I was like dude did you pack for like a day like we're gonna be here for a week he's like for real or like yeah there'd be laundry there i'm like dude i don't know if there's going to be a laundry service at the hotel so when he spilled that bloody merry on him knowing you lost a good guy that that was like his last shirt to me i lost a centerpiece to my yeah to my wardrobe for this trip i mean it was sort of because the sweatshirt holds a lot together right you there's a lot you can do with
Starting point is 00:11:44 you can wear it more than once pretty simply there's a lot of items closing you cannot do that with the sweatshirt was one of them versatile It was my quarterback really is what it was and old hamstring and he was gone for the season. There's a burger. Wow. There's a burger. Yeah. You have specialty little mini slider and barbecue on the wings.
Starting point is 00:12:06 That's your meal. Buckle up. Some buffalo shrimp and a maple glazed piece of baby. I'm scared. Oh yeah. Oh no. He needed a little wakeup. That was good.
Starting point is 00:12:25 That was the wake up I needed. But didn't you say that when he got up, he just had like tomato. When he got to, he was like, he was like, ho! Like you hit him and I, you guys were at the buffet, Jaybone and I were there, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:12:38 I got a change. And he walked up and there was like, it looked like he had either sweat profusely or something. Like, it was a huge, and at the bottom there was like traces of tomato juice hardened which just was a tough look for the poor guy I took it off and went in my room and there was like that orange dust
Starting point is 00:12:58 like tequine or something maybe yeah yeah yeah the remnants yeah yeah guy looked like he went bathing in a bloody merry bar there's nothing Bob likes more than seeing some horrible thing happening it's crazy meanwhile Bob actually slipped on the GoPro and flying on its face one of the days we were filming and no one of the days we were filming and no one of one said anything. But of course, Jaybone wasn't there to catch that one.
Starting point is 00:13:20 But, hey, but had it happened to me, oh my God, you would have never heard the end of it. You know what, though?
Starting point is 00:13:25 I would have warned it. I would have absolutely warned. The problem that Poppy made is when the Bloody Mary spilled on him, rather than, like, really owning it and letting me have my laugh, he initially got pissed,
Starting point is 00:13:35 which that made it harder, because then everybody at the table's trying not to laugh, which then it sets me off even more when I'm trying not to laugh. You know I rarely get upset. A hundred percent. He was mad at me, not you,
Starting point is 00:13:46 happened. Wait, why was he mad at you? He was upset with me because I was the one making comments. I don't think he was upset with you. Is that so? I thought you were pissed at me. No, it was clearly me. He looked at me and he's like, I was mainly upset with the situation. I could recognize the humor in the situation and I was going to get there
Starting point is 00:14:02 but in the moment I just lost Aaron Rogers to a season ending surgery when I just signed him to a big new deal with a new team and I wanted to see what he had in him and I lost him. He had to go like an hour later. He had to go back to his room and get back Wilson
Starting point is 00:14:17 out of the discussion I will say with the servant on he was the man he was and then he came up to us at dinner and told us that we put it on
Starting point is 00:14:30 the story that all of his friends were like how the fuck could you spill on pop you like you know it was just
Starting point is 00:14:35 they were so good they gave him a hard time we came in for dinner that night and the hostess was like try not to spill anything on this table yeah he's got to hear
Starting point is 00:14:43 it was all in good fun I think and he kept apologizing I kept saying you did us a favor. I mean, the content out of that was a nice guy, baby. By the way,
Starting point is 00:14:50 jokes on me, because I'm on my last set of boxers. Oh, we got a travel day, moral. That's a problem. I got one left, too. One pair left? One pair left? I got one more in me. There is laundry here, by the way. It's at the, there's a water park about a block down. That's a grind.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Which is where it is. I've got a great if you guys want to cut it in half. I got two pairs. A guy asked for our addresses, like, to send us stuff from Trune. So, I was with Stuby today for the round. And I was like, I was like, stupid, I need your address to give me address. I was like, I need your size shirt. And he's just like, we're not doing this.
Starting point is 00:15:31 He's like, please tell me we're not doing this. I was like, all right. It's tough. And then. No, thanks, but I'm good. Yeah. That led into the beer challenge. So let's talk about the beer.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Spotty Cow. Grand Geneva hooked us up with the spot of cows as well. 27 of those bad boys. Joey D. gave it everything he had. Definitely, definitely feeling it. But I will say for us to do the challenge, at least we did it on the last day. I know we're all hurting right now.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Yes. If we did it in the start of the trip, I think we would have really had a problem. All right, folks. Sorry to interrupt this episode. With the Badoos Sports Podcast, just want to let you know if you're going to a live event, if you're going to a sporting event,
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Starting point is 00:16:55 Yeah, it's even the food. I mean, when we do food stuff, it does more to us than we think it is. But the drinking is just like we turn into just complete liabilities, dude. I mean, we're 3 a.m. drunk right now, and it's two, like 2 p.m. Yeah, it's tough. The sun's out and just this is unreasonable. The thing is, with something like that, you want to commit right you want to be like all in so you you definitely like that's your
Starting point is 00:17:22 primary focus but then once once the video is done then you realize you banged your whole day because like now i'm hammered i was falling asleep at lunch ticket kept getting a good chuckle because i was falling asleep while eating soup and it's just you know and now it's like i don't know how i'm going to rally so but for the sake of the video i think people don't realize they oh i could do that these these things are grueling when we just some are not that bad some are really terrible the food the eating ones specifically i feel like we put our body through the absolute ringer that's like it's it's a lot man it takes like a mental like preparation to like go in and we're going to do donuts today i had heartburn like
Starting point is 00:18:04 all hell this morning fp and i had taco bell at 1 30 in the morning and it did not prove it did it was a terrible decision and i woke up and i'm like i don't know how in god's holy name i'm going to eat 12 donuts. I thought when he liked the way he offers. He started by saying we were leaving the casino, he goes, I got to be honest. He goes, he told him, I was like, I'm having slurpy withdrawals. Yeah, he goes, I got to be honest, I'm having slurpy withdrawals. And then I was like, okay, well, we could stop at a 7-Eleven on the way home.
Starting point is 00:18:34 And he's like, you know, but then I started thinking to myself, 1 a.m. Milwaukee 7-E. It sounds kind of dangerous. So then I was like, what's another alternative? He just goes. I don't even know if Milwaukee's dangerous. But it's a big city and it's not one that I know you know we could always do taco I did I was like we could about how froze Bob last you talk about he's like that's great we can drive through and I was like in while we're there We may as well get some food. Yeah then then that was it man that was it it was it was
Starting point is 00:19:04 So anyways yeah going back to what I was saying that you know the beer the beer challenge not as bad as eating the donuts We got to run the donut challenge back at some point because we did fail that beer challenge now we've done it a couple times doesn't ever make it easier I'm not a big beer drinker like I'd rather drink alcohol or like you know even like the wine challenge I feel like I'd do better that the beer just kind of sits there and it's hard to drink luckily the beer that we were drinking this spot of cow stuff it was quite good um employee to make it to make matters worse what's up employee owned and operated we have a nice combo about that to make matters first you got called out for littering at one point
Starting point is 00:19:44 I mean, why? Which was tough. No, no, no. I think you didn't litter. But somebody came up to you and just, just, I've never seen him more heated in my life, I think. Yeah. It was pretty wild. It was hot.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I appreciate nature very much. The first thing this kid said to me is, my buddy's beefing with you on Twitter. It started out, it started out a local. And then after that, I go, beefing about what? Because I don't beef with people on Twitter. I might, I might write a remark back. I don't have longstanding beef with anyone. And then he goes, yeah, because you're a chronicle, or what did he say?
Starting point is 00:20:17 Something about littering. He said something about littering. It's what he said. Chronic littering. And I think what it has to do about, which is so ridiculous, is I posted a video on Instagram of me and Poppy three years ago when I got a parking ticket and I ripped it up into the air. That's exactly what it was. And he threw it on the ground.
Starting point is 00:20:36 That's exactly right. They know I picked the pieces back up. It's ridiculous. To accuse me, I know more. about flora and fauna than the average person. You know what they can accuse you of is not paying your parking tickets. Sure. That's what they can accuse you.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I would hold accountable to that. You know what? I never had to pay them. That being said, you did tell Smokey the Bay Area to suck your nuts. You did. So there's some proof like that could go against you. Sure. I just taking a lot of slack, a lot of heat from the video up and now until the podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And you know what? I don't think it's fair, but that's fine. It is what it is. You're all time showing out here, and you're playing great golf. People forget that. Playing great. Playing okay. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Here we go. Nick Cordova 1926 goes, pick that shit up cuts. Littering doesn't make you cool. Joey Cole cuts responds, the litter police over here. That's awesome. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:21:35 That's awesome. What are you? My mom? That is awesome. What are you, my mother? I side with cuts of them. There it is. There it is.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I got something in other news. Speaking of you falling asleep, eating your soup at lunch, we just had lunch, the five of us, and so did Bin Yaman. He had lunch too, but he was right next to us
Starting point is 00:21:57 in the lobby lounge, just eating without us. Yeah, I'm glad you brought that out. That's wild. But you don't, hold on a second. You need space.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Well, one, for sure. Two, we filmed. I went back to my room. I sat. I uploaded. a footage for about an hour, hour 20, took a shower. I came down. It was, we set the podcast for a certain
Starting point is 00:22:18 time. I saw you guys all sitting there. I went into the cafe, bought myself lunch, sat down in the lounge and ate at my stuff. But you did see us sitting there? Yeah. And you just said, I didn't say, fuck me, you guys were having you at the tail end of your meal. I was just going to roll up on that. By the way, the footage
Starting point is 00:22:34 uploads itself. Okay. No, but you can only go. No, but you can only go one part. You weren't. Listen, I don't need a making videos for an hour. I'm not going to have you tell me how to upload footage. Okay, it's one card at a time. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:22:48 You got to put the other one. That day. Besides that, I came down. You guys were at the tail end of your meal. We had a seat for you. And I honestly had mentioned to FP. I was like, you know what? I need a fucking, I need out.
Starting point is 00:22:59 I need a nice, nice break. Is it because you've been bunking with Bob? He yelled at me at the end. No, I think bunking with Bob's great, but five days, like, you know. I think it keeps you sane. You wanted me to roll up at the end of your meal and just sit there and fucking. We appreciate. We enjoy your presence.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I was just taking, sometimes you just got to sit there by myself. We enjoy your company. I'm also the only person not protected by the sun in this podcast and I'm getting killed. Dude, how's this feel right here? No, it's here. Take some of this. But I actually think, you know, correct me if I'm wrong. We could have that dialogue.
Starting point is 00:23:30 You need to eat your back? Yeah, you know, back in the heck. I think we do really good as roommates. I think we kind of keep each other sane to it. Sometimes. Sure. Look like you wanted to kill you today. No, but five days.
Starting point is 00:23:42 We've been rooming for five nights. It's been great. Yeah, no, it has been great. Bob loves questions, man. Bob loves. Like, what? Give me an example, yums. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Bob will sit there, and he'll be like, he'll be like, what's your greatest strength? And then he'll be like, and what's my greatest strength? Yeah, yeah. And then like, and then like he'll start off strong and then he'll start falling asleep. So the questions will start getting like less and less energetic. I'll be like, if you were on an island by yourself and you can. only have one person and then he just conks out in the middle of like a conversation um yeah what's your room last night for like 10 minutes and this kid started asking me questions he was
Starting point is 00:24:23 like do you think this is the happiest you've ever been yeah that's a big box like i'm gonna get out of here yeah but i like answer but bob bob gets me to like i like sometimes ask me some deep questions that i've never like even thought about in my life and i'll be like hmm and i'll answer them and by the time i finish he's a curious he's incredibly curious he's also a fat yeah like Like you said, he's fascinated with other human beings. Like, I think if you had room with J-Bone, you would have got this theme on. Oh, yeah, for sure. Picked his brain.
Starting point is 00:24:48 No, look, as ridiculous as the questions are, I know sometimes it sounds like I'm just saying it's saying. I get it. It's absurd. But I really do, like, learning more about you guys. Like, there's also stuff that you guys have seen that I haven't seen. Like, I'll ask dude marriage stuff all the time or some stuff that he hasn't seen. Like, I like picking your guys' brains and seeing where you guys are kind of at and feeling like a foreign. The thing with you is we've shared a thousand rooms together,
Starting point is 00:25:15 so there's so many questions that I can ask. But, like, I had a great chance with poppy to hit him with a couple cues. And I did ask him a couple of cues, and he did get the fuck. You got out of the best. You've asked me those questions before, though. Do you think you'll be, you think when it's all said and done, you'll be the greatest to ever do it? For a while, I had thought that I was the only person he would ask those questions to, and then I heard him ask it to somebody else, and I was like, fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Oh, he asked a bunch of girls. What's his greatest contributions? That's dirty. That's dirty. You're my soulmate. Yeah, but some of them are good. Every once in a while, I mean, they're all good, but some of them are like real deep and you're like, huh? Do you, what's a question you fire this guy's way? Oh, I hit him with everything in the books.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Really? The answers are fascinating. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, picking, like, picking his mind is, I think we could all agree. It's one of the most, he's got the most fascinating mind there's ever been. And he matter-factly says the craziest shit ever. So he'll be like, yeah, that was the weekend, then I got arrested and put in prison, but then we went here. And you have to, like, slow him down and be like, what? Yeah, I went to backstreet.
Starting point is 00:26:11 boys in a prison jumps you're a great life the fuck did you just say yeah and and yeah i think i mean we saw a little taste of it in in canada those boys have some stories oh bob loves diving into joe's childhood yeah it's a fascinating fascinating especially from the perspective of people other than him of course because at the same time too and this is not a knock on you but like you do want to hear it from another side you want to hear from another the same way i would want to hear about you growing up a hundred percent right yeah yeah and i honestly do think and i think and i think you Even the listeners know, he's probably the most fascinating mind in my eyes that there's ever been.
Starting point is 00:26:47 And that's a compliment, by the way. I think that's what makes you great. Were your parents into, like, home movies, like home video? Like, they have a camcorder or anything when you were growing up? I got one of him running. Because that would be some shit I'd like. My uncle's got a VHS of us from when we were, like, little kids running around. See, that's that shit.
Starting point is 00:27:04 That's, to me. That's that old stuff. That's, like, Super Bowl type shit. Yeah, we're going to need to get a hands on that tape. Even talking to Anthony, you could ask your brother at the bachelor party. I mean, the stuff that I had asked him was just. And that guy's a wild boy, too. I'm always going to tell her how it is, man.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Sure. I'm not one for sugar-coating anything. Yeah, neither am I. No, and yet, neither are you. That's why you guys make great pickleball teammates. Yams and I are going to run it back. We're going to whacks the ass. We should go play.
Starting point is 00:27:33 We should get some redemption. He's going to scream with your ass. It was even, to be honest, I mean, he could say what he wants. I can say what he wants. It was an even, like, we both. screwed up the same amount it wasn't like one guy whoa wasn't like one guy I definitely screwed up some it was like a 60 40 you to me of course you messing up more I don't think so I don't that's almost 50 50 that's very I know I know those but I actually
Starting point is 00:27:55 think it was like 64 to you to me what if I may not not to you can give you were there well the thing that was killing you guys tell us who fucked up more no the thing that was cunning is you weren't getting up to the net like you know to go to the net you tell me to stay back. On the defensive side, you want to get up to that net as fast as you can't. You got to know your personnel out there, Bob. So Cutsi's aggressive. When he gets up to that net, he slams it off the board. But I'd rather him slamming on top of the net than have him slamming it from the back. But would you rather have him slam it off off the map? Well, no, that's a screw up. But like, the positional play of getting to the net, you were telling me to stay on a side. When you're at the net,
Starting point is 00:28:33 I also was telling you to stay off of your backhand. I wanted you on the forehand because you're clearly a better forehand player. The comparison player. Oh, yeah. You were digging into his backhand. Yeah. That was funny. He would miss and he would yell and I'd be like just got a lot of how that never got brought up initially. He got a lot of pride in that back hand.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I said it at the time. Also, I don't give a shit. I was out there having fun, but it was either. I think we're both good players, to be honest. We have a good out of it. I think we have potential. Yeah. Dude.
Starting point is 00:28:57 My favorite rapper, potential. Potential. The thing that's funny with Giaz is, you know when he makes that face when he's really pissed off? Like, there's a couple times where he would get the ball and he'd be ready. He'd be ready to whack it. He's just got.
Starting point is 00:29:10 kind of makes that piss off face. When that happens, yeah, I'm like, all right, right, let's go. Hit the next fucking shot. He's going. He just fucking wax it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. True. But yeah, not getting to that, it's like rather taking the choice of being off the green
Starting point is 00:29:23 than being on the green with a putter. Like, you're choosing to be off the green chipping. Bob's a big front of the net. He's always a big, you have to be at the net. You have to be at the net guy. Yeah, see, my think about that. But I just think there's more than one way to play it. But it comes, when everyone's up at the net, all four guys, two on both sides.
Starting point is 00:29:40 and you're just firing back at each other? Like, I'm a little nervous to just get slammed in the chest. So to counteract that, you want to then dink. Because once you dink, they can't slam it back at you. Okay. Or if they try to, it's a whole lot harder. You dink so they can't dunk. You are the pickleball guy.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Like, I trust you. I just, I don't think saying being up at the net is the reason we lost is all. I think it was a fair thing. Yeah. I will say everybody's pickleball. The thing that was awesome was, A, J. Bone was playing in moccasins. And that's nuts. We got to talk about his golf game, too.
Starting point is 00:30:13 And then we bring him in his first ever video. His game... He can rip the ball, bro. Is impressive. Get this man to Mike. Ladies and gentlemen. Jaybon. Mr. Custis.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Oh, Jaybon. Jaybon. How about that game of yours? It's pretty good. I was a little nervous for sure. So I was hitting some shanks, which I don't only shank it. You're only a slice. But I feel like you could see from the initial time,
Starting point is 00:30:39 even when we're on the range, he takes one swing, and you can tell, are you all right? Are you all right? I don't know. I'm hanging in. All right. You could see in your swing that it's like, holy shit, he's better than all of us. No, I wouldn't say that. I think me and you would be pretty close.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Yeah, I think you probably have low. Yeah, but you could play. You've ripped at me. You had a drive that. Doobie was like, what was that? I was like, damn, dude. Just truly dead straight, pumped, sounded, looked.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I mean, it had, it wasn't luck. It was like that was finally a golf shot by you. It was clear you had it in you. Yeah, I hit it pretty far. It's just a lot of times I sliced the hell out of it. So when I catch one good, it was straight. You were drawing the ball. I know.
Starting point is 00:31:32 That's what was weird about it. I don't normally do that. How's your short game? My wedges is good because I just got a new wedge. Okay. I got one of the CBs from a go. Shout on Calloway. He's asleep over there.
Starting point is 00:31:49 No, but I shot one of the best rounds of my life recently with that new way. What did you shoot? Yeah. I do want a preference. It was a par 67. Don't matter. Hey, 5, 400 yards.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Don't preference if you don't have to. 67. All right. I mean, that's 11 over. It's an 80. Yeah, but that's still pretty. Yeah, like you said. Where's your home course?
Starting point is 00:32:08 My home. I play wherever. can get the best deal. Sure. That was my... Fuck out of it. Where's your spot? What's that place in Orlando we recall?
Starting point is 00:32:15 Eagle Creek. Eagle Creek. Yeah, I try to get out there. Give this guy a little consideration. Yeah. Give him a back channel. Maybe just for cart fee. He's a real one.
Starting point is 00:32:23 You'll see him in the video. He's going to the game. Yeah. Come on. You didn't seem nervous as all. Was there any nerves at all? Oh, dude, I was nervous. I don't remember taking any single shot at all.
Starting point is 00:32:33 But even at, like, once. That's awesome. When we figured out what we were going to be doing, like watching you at lunch, you seemed fine. Oh, I guess I'm just good of hiding I'll say this for somebody who's been I was just thinking about every line I would say when the camera was in front of
Starting point is 00:32:45 For somebody who's been thrown into this World of with like just like Learned by what's it called like Learned by fire or something Trial by fire, you know you know He's he's handled it pretty well In all aspects of the job Thank you. I totally agree
Starting point is 00:33:06 I do oh and we have we got a new series that we filmed two episodes for so far that's coming out real soon and uh people are going to love it yeah i like that series pretty much it's a total score for all of us each kind of us kind of having our target number in mind of what we're trying to break what we're trying to be the original one won't give anything away um me 90 joe 85 were you 85 7 me 7 5 Joey. Gone, dude. I mean, listen.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Gone, I've never, I've never seen this man battery this low ever in my life. Unless you're in the car with him. Yeah. For over 30 minutes. He's an absolute grinder. He really is.
Starting point is 00:33:50 So if Joey D's tired, if Joey D's tired, just know that we're all tired because he does. It's been fantastic, but I don't think we've stopped in four days. More since, since breezy. It's been over a week. It's been tremendous.
Starting point is 00:34:04 But it's like, you know, it didn't help yourself last night, pal. Huh? You didn't help yourself last night, pal. Well, I don't regret that at all. How did you do, by the way, last night? Did he did great. It's why he doesn't regret it. Oh, was it as great as it was in.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Money, money, money, money. I was good to Scotts. We, we never had really ran into any. We had a lot of fun. We never ran into any turmoil, so everything was fine. We had a lot of fun. We started off really smooth and efficient. There was a switch in personnel.
Starting point is 00:34:34 And the young man that moved over across the table, taking the numbers, wasn't, uh, he, he was new, clearly. No idea what he was doing. Yeah. And, um, you know, Joe, I had to tell him what to pay me out. Joe, you had some pretty decent patience with that guy. I did. I did. I did.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah. But not in like, uh, the guy who's paying out. He did well with him. He was like, looking out. I was like, that pays 42. And then he looked at his pit boss. You know what I really respect about Joe at the crap's table? Maybe you saw this last night because he was winning.
Starting point is 00:35:01 When he starts winning, he's very generous to, Oh, he's for the crew. For the crew. This is for the crew. I want everybody to get involved. Like, you're throwing big money at him, too. I don't know. I don't have that, I don't have that, like, flow in me.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I'm that way in the black check table. I'm very generous in the black table. I usually have them, I put, like, up to play. You know when you can, like, give it to them or you can put it in front of you. You bet for them. Yeah. I do that a lot. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:26 You were very, you were generous. But you have the flow. You have this whole thing. It's like, it's not even. It's the most when I'm not even thinking. When I'm rolling, it's almost like it's part of the thing is if the crew is on your side, I truly believe you're more due to have a better role. Like everybody wants to see your role be better because everybody's rude and you on.
Starting point is 00:35:49 And it lifts my spirits to see everybody like on my side. Now, if someone bets don't pass while I'm playing, it can get very ugly. Because someone's directly betting that I'm going to lose. and I that is very tough for me but no I I thought FP we had we had a great time the vibes were very high where there's a lot of joking a lot of laughing around I was calling cards on the black check people was crazy
Starting point is 00:36:14 yeah it was it was a good time I I do like once in a while when we go on a trip like this to go with a couple I really wish pop would have been there pops like my OG like you know I don't I totally get I mean I'm falling asleep during a podcast you don't have to tell me I'm exhausted too but like when pop and I like that's like long standing you know oh gee shit we used to go and it's fun but FP has a rhythmic throw when he rolls a dice it's like him getting set up for a put
Starting point is 00:36:44 he goes like this and he just throws it and it's very rhythmic like the forward press first he kind of gets it up and then he go I do the same thing every time I put it out one of three it was a next to each other I overhand it and I roll it down the same the same way every time at the same like I bet you're I said I do it more than I, like, I bet I have the same head shit. Yes. Yeah. I like being down the pipeline where you can't throw it like that.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I don't like being on one of the ends. Yeah, we were right on the middle. Yeah. We were side pocket. Yeah. We were the side. You still could do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:16 But like it was still part of my. Yeah. It didn't change much. But sometimes when you're all the way on the end and you're just facing straightforward, you got to like kind of like. I felt like I felt like I was a righty throwing to a righty. I felt like I had the upper hand. Nice.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I like being next to the stick man. Yeah. Me too. I feel the same way. That's where you were. You were sticked up. Triple-sticked up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:34 You have less, less, less, um, surface area to travel with the dice. Correct. There's a casino out there that would let us put a GoPro or some sort of filming on Joe playing craps. I, I promise you, man. For an hour straight, it would be the most incredible content you've ever seen. It's truly fascinating. Yeah, like you guys between when he corrects the dealers and it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:58 I've tried to play crafts to them. I just, I don't know what's, going on I've tried to learn it a little bit but it comes at you so fast and there's so much he just ripped the fart there was one moment last night where there was like a payout there was like two different payments and i was like that's one 1250 and prez was like whoa and i looked at him i'm like that's red i'm not just a pretty face but it was in the blackjack table he was like three to two and he had bet some like arbitrary amount of chips and he was like that's one 1250 and she was like
Starting point is 00:38:31 yeah are you good at math anywhere else or just at the casino? He's pretty good at math when I has to do with money I'm good with math I don't know you're pretty good at math yeah I'm pretty good at math yeah I'm pretty good at math really good at math casino math
Starting point is 00:38:47 casino math oh Joe Joe's like furniture here do you know Joe Joe he said to be at breakfast the day and he sold me this 50 times we had breakfast and he goes Bob, you know what bed I've been loving? And I'm like, he's not going to say no run's first inning.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Like, he can't possibly say that. Great bed, Bob. He's told me that. Many times he goes, no runs first inning. But my point that I said, Joe, you've told me this 50 times. I mean, the old nerphy? It's a great bet, by the way. It sets the stage for how well he did the day before.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's exactly what that is. We have skeins is pitching tonight. The reason I would like to see you jump on it Because I love I know how much you love unders Right And so I get excited with something like that
Starting point is 00:39:37 It is It's a fast-paced under It's the fastest It's the ultimate under you can ever have Yeah Guys wanna play a quick 18 Twilight? No, I will pass out on the second hole
Starting point is 00:39:47 I just see these guys teen off And I'm like damn It does look good I know it does look nice I'd love to play I'll tell you what that Jeff do you want to get out there Just me and you
Starting point is 00:39:54 Just put on there Jayvonne Will the three of us get out Wow Yeah Just put some long-ass shorts on and some music. I will say, though, I honestly mean this. If anybody out there, Wisconsin area, Grand Geneva, resort and spa, as good as it gets.
Starting point is 00:40:11 And again, I can't say enough, the service was unbelievable. Their accommodations were truly incredible. I would come here on a trip, even if it just wasn't about a sports trip, the two different courses. The restaurants were unbelievable. And it was a blast, so we have a lot of content, a lot of footage coming in your way. a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff, which is awesome as well. So keep your head on a swivel, and a big thanks again to having us out here. And without further ado, let's head on over to bed.
Starting point is 00:40:39 That has been another edition, the Bob Does Sports Podcast. We will see you next week, wherever we may be.

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