Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Bob Does Sports Pickleball Debacle!
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We are coming to you live from the Grand Geneva Resortons
spot. This is truly one of the best trips I think we've ever taken.
First we did Pickleball.
I played with Joey D on my team for pickleball.
That's he's a tough teammate to have on the pickleball court
because he's so incredibly negative.
He's very into the like we can't be giving up easy points.
She can't give points, dog.
Like typically I'm a morale dragger down type guy.
Yeah, I'll drag morale anywhere I can.
So to be on the other side of that was eye-opening.
Yeah, I'm trying to make the excuse that I'm not a good teammate
is the reason why we didn't win is truly preposterous.
The first time we played,
the kid was balling out.
Second time we played, it was just gifted points.
And there's nothing worse
than when you're handing someone else, gifted points.
You also gifted some points.
I wasn't the only one handed out points.
You, you gifted a lot.
Do you like, how do you feel about that?
I don't have any opinion on socks, you know.
Does it look ridiculous though, or is it fun?
No, I don't have any opinion on socks.
It's nothing bad.
Okay.
We were just saying that there's always some sort of wrinkle
to the style, whether it be the socks
I'm my own man.
Yeah.
I love rolling fabric.
I, yeah.
You got a biggest black coffee I've ever seen at 2 p.m.
All right, we got a shift here.
Wow.
J-Bel and having some fun with this thing.
That's a late shift.
Have we been live?
All right, fuck it.
We'll do it live.
Is that why?
What does that mean to play us out?
What does that mean?
All right, fuck it.
We'll do it.
You'll send it and we'll do it.
We are coming to you live from the grand.
Geneva Resort and Spot and it has been, I'm going to tell you this, correct me if I'm wrong, fellas.
We were not paid to say this.
This is truly one of the best trips I think we've ever taken accommodation-wise.
What a blast.
A ton of videos done, but the resort and everything, we haven't done something like this in a long time.
And I'll tell you what, Bob, I thought it's been truly terrific.
Yeah, no, it has, Bob.
And let me tell you a few things why.
First, we did pickleball.
And actually, you know what?
something about funny about pickleball was the woman here who's been hooking us up from marketing
Jesse she's been fantastic but we played pickleball one morning and I played the first round
and I'm I'm horrible and I was not getting around that court very well and every once in
while I just peek over and she's just chuckling and laughing and trying to keep it in and I was like
oh boy not good then I tapped in um who did I tapped in tepting Perez and he's he're a nimble man out there
Yeah, I don't know. Nimbles the right word.
You move well.
Here's an athlete under all this.
It's deep down somewhere, I think.
I got hands still.
Hands?
Hands.
It takes a little getting used to.
I played some tennis.
Growing up, obviously, ping pong.
But Pickle's got a special type of feel as far as, like, how hard you got to hit the ball.
Yeah.
So I played with, I loved it.
I played with Joey D on my team for pickleball.
Until you didn't.
No, no, I'm going to tell the story.
And it was a lot of fun.
He's a.
Cutsi's a tough
teammate to have on the pickleball court
because he's so incredibly negative
We went down
Because like me, to be honest
We played first and we won
One game a few days ago
And then we came back
And if you, you know
If you make a mistake
Like
No but he's a big
He's very into the like
We can't be giving up easy points
And then like it's like the world
It's crummy
You lose two three points in a row
And he acts as if like you've lost them all
In a game
And it brings the morale of the team
Like typically I'm a morale dragger down type guy.
I'll drag morale anywhere I can't.
So to be on the other side of that.
I'm highly aware too.
Yeah, so of course.
So to be on the other side of that was eye opening.
I will continue to do it though.
But it was tough having such a teammate that was so hard on you, you know?
And I'm okay.
I'm not even bad.
First of all, I'm going to have been at the floor.
I am absolutely hammered right now.
We just did a beer challenge and I am banged up worse for wear.
but Yaman trying to make the excuse that I'm not a good teammate is the reason why we didn't win is truly proposed.
I didn't say it's the reason we didn't win.
We didn't have.
Yeah, well, you can take anything anyway.
I'm just saying it was we, listen, they were the better team.
We're good.
I would go to war with you.
I really would.
We just need like a locker.
Bob is the best player by far.
Jaybone actually has some skills.
He's got a couple of lucky shots in.
Oh, geez.
Man, you know, I can't see anything.
I said he's good.
handed compliment.
You know, I'm so sick and tired of I say something, and it's got to be retweaked and reworked.
I said he's good.
He got a couple lucky shots in, which got us reeling early.
And Yaman was, I think the thing with Yams is I know what he brings to the table.
Because the first time we played, the kid was balling out, you know.
Second time we played, it was just gifted points.
And there's nothing worse than when you're handing someone else gifted.
points. Like at least like if you rally
and you lose a rally and you lose the point,
I get it. I totally understand.
You didn't win the rally. But when you're just hitting him
into the net or someone's calling
for a shot and he's coming flying over
like that.
Well, he still got the stage. Give it.
But that being said, I do like playing with
Yaman because him and I are very similar
in how we perceive things. We're very
negative. So I thought, you know,
you know, if you're going to be on the team
with me, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to
just, you know, shower you
with love. Like when there's hard love to be found, you're going to get it. And I would think
someone of his, you know, his build and his makeup would appreciate that. And I think we actually
had, I would actually pick him to be on my team again for what it's worth. So, you know, maybe he
wouldn't want to be on my team, but I actually enjoyed playing with Yams. And I think that we
have a lot to offer. I think we had a very bad showing. Sure. Sure. So, yeah, I mean, one,
one thing is, um, um, you also gifted some points. I wasn't the only one handed out points. I did. I
did. I'll put my hand up on a few yet. You were handing out points as well. To you, um, you're
incredibly aggressive. Um, and so like when we were, we, like, I'm saying on the pickleball court,
which is not bad, but I'll, like, I was like, I'll handle my square. You handle your square.
I don't know if that's how it's how it's going. He'll run up to the front and he'll
slide it so hard that it'll fly. Of course. And, you know, the first time we played, we had a really
good thing going.
And then we lost it.
And it doesn't help.
If you lose a few points, you go down
2-3-0, the world's ending, and then
you start to get back on track.
It got to the point where I had to step in and tell
everybody to cool it, because
it got to a point where
it wasn't becoming fun anymore. And that's a
problem. Win or lose, the pickleball
should be so much fun. That's the other thing.
That's always about to say, when you're not playing for,
what's more important? What's more important? Having fun or winning?
Yeah. When you're playing amongst your friends.
When there's not a trophy on the line, who
cares if you win or not also too like if um you know a big thing with pickball that i've
noticed really playing with my dad and and like his friends like if you're on the other side
of of a point that you guys just gave up somebody's a good shot like you always see like
nice shot to the other person like it's just a courtesy nice shot it got to the point where it wasn't
becoming fun there was there was a lucky shot there was a family there was a family of four playing
next door on the court over and um they um they left pretty quickly after our game started
um there was one time because he just goes I think he
Yam hits one into the net.
And he just goes, he swings his rack.
And he goes, fucking bitch.
I did not see the F word.
I said just bitch.
All right.
And you know what?
It's a competitive sport.
You know, it wasn't like there was like expletives flying the whole time.
The guy stared at me like I literally, you know, like like, like wish death upon his family.
Yeah.
It was a tough scene.
That was pickleball.
To be honest, we did.
You guys.
Besides pickleball, there was some rock climbing.
There was a spa day you had.
You crushed a spa day.
You three did.
I did the easiest wall.
Tell us about the pedicure.
I actually apologized to the young lady who got my feet because if anybody knows,
I actually don't have the best set of cuticles in the world.
And I said, you know what?
I said, I'm sorry.
You caught the short end of the stick.
And she was tremendous.
She was great.
I truly believe I'm one of the most misunderstood people on the face of the earth.
And that's, you know, it's tough, you know.
Maybe I got to work on some things.
I don't know.
You're crushing it, to be honest.
I think you're doing just fine.
Imagine the lady doing the pit of Kerr who got like stupid.
He was like, fuck yes.
I will see this.
I would imagine when she saw me, she was like, this is going to suck.
No.
Somehow I brought out something that was like, oh, well, those aren't nearly as awful.
FP's got a great set of feet.
Sweet.
Like, if you're a good set.
If you're in the feet, man, FP's your guy.
Yeah, my feet were.
I thought about asking, but I didn't want to get into a pissing contest.
Sure, sure.
left it the way it was. It's not when you would have won.
I'm not sure I would be.
Whoa. I'm not with my feet up against just about anybody.
That is actually.
I think more than the seat.
You were talking about,
you were talking about the chair more than the,
more than the,
more than the pedicator.
Well, F you love the whole pet. That massage chair
is unbelievable.
If I,
I'm going to look into it.
Really?
I'm telling you, man, that was,
that was unreal.
Are you going to look into just the massage chair
or the foot bath attachment as well?
Foot bath is nice.
I don't, I don't know.
I'm going to look for a lightly, you know,
low miles.
And if it comes to the foot bath,
I'm gonna look for a rock climbing wall.
I don't think I have the plumbing for the quick in and out that they had.
The pipes.
She just empty did and it went into nowhere.
I don't even know where that water went, but somewhere pretty gross.
How about a chef Gutierrez, who was terrific all week, just left right and center all week, bringing in the CBD little toe season, packed a punch on yams?
Sure it did.
I lost my arm.
Walking vegetable.
I was a zombie in that.
The first day, right?
Yeah.
Holes like four through 12, you won't find me in that video.
I was just a zombie.
A high level mustache on that man.
Oh, unbelievable.
The highest.
That's an elite mustache.
That is.
Man committed to excellence.
Yeah.
Yeah, the little.
A guy can make a steak, too.
Oh, yeah.
Last night, that was probably, well, for one, the best mashed potatoes of all time.
And last night, probably the best steak of all time.
A ranch powder was good.
But it'll get you.
It'll get you.
Yeah.
I really do.
I think it was probably the best service that we've ever.
I think we were even kind of blown away, just kept coming and
And common, in common.
We're certainly fatter.
I feel fatter.
No question about it.
Pop, you had a slight incident
day two, didn't you?
What happened?
What happened with that?
Yeah.
Listen, the guy was working hard.
He was excited.
I think he was not normally
a server. I think he was more of a manager
but wanted to come out and present us with
really spectacular
bloody marries, to be honest.
I mean, there was a burger in there.
It was an entire dinner.
and chicken wings
and yeah
I mean you had a better vantage point from it
guy couldn't stop laughing
why don't you tell the story
I'd be gladly
um yeah he just
was coming around and and
Jaybone just so happened to be filming
and he just spilled the whole
bloody Mary on ticket
but the best part of that was down the old spine
ticket was saying right before
I looked at him at the airport and I was like
dude did you pack for like a day
like we're gonna be here for a week he's like
for real or like yeah there'd be laundry there i'm like
dude i don't know if there's going to be a laundry service at the hotel
so when he spilled that bloody merry on him knowing you lost a good guy that that was like his
last shirt to me i lost a centerpiece to my yeah to my wardrobe for this trip i mean it was
sort of because the sweatshirt holds a lot together right you there's a lot you can do with
you can wear it more than once pretty simply there's a lot of items closing you cannot do that
with the sweatshirt was one of them versatile
It was my quarterback really is what it was and old hamstring and he was gone for the season.
There's a burger.
Wow.
There's a burger.
Yeah.
You have specialty little mini slider and barbecue on the wings.
That's your meal.
Buckle up.
Some buffalo shrimp and a maple glazed piece of baby.
I'm scared.
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
He needed a little wakeup.
That was good.
That was the wake up I needed.
But didn't you say that when he got up,
he just had like tomato.
When he got to, he was like,
he was like, ho!
Like you hit him and I,
you guys were at the buffet,
Jaybone and I were there, and he's like,
I got a change.
And he walked up and there was like,
it looked like he had either
sweat profusely or something.
Like, it was a huge,
and at the bottom there was like traces of tomato juice
hardened which just was a tough look for the poor guy
I took it off and went in my room and there was like that orange dust
like tequine or something maybe yeah yeah yeah the remnants
yeah yeah guy looked like he went bathing in a bloody merry bar
there's nothing Bob likes more than seeing some horrible thing happening
it's crazy meanwhile Bob actually slipped on the GoPro and flying on its face
one of the days we were filming and no one of the days we were filming and no one of
one said anything.
But of course,
Jaybone wasn't there to catch that one.
But,
hey,
but had it happened to me,
oh my God,
you would have never heard
the end of it.
You know what,
though?
I would have warned it.
I would have absolutely warned.
The problem that Poppy made
is when the Bloody Mary spilled on him,
rather than,
like, really owning it
and letting me have my laugh,
he initially got pissed,
which that made it harder,
because then everybody at the table's trying not to laugh,
which then it sets me off even more
when I'm trying not to laugh.
You know I rarely get upset.
A hundred percent.
He was mad at me,
not you,
happened. Wait, why was he mad at you?
He was upset with me because I was the one making
comments. I don't think he was upset with you.
Is that so? I thought you were pissed at me.
No, it was clearly me. He looked
at me and he's like, I was mainly upset with the
situation. I could recognize the humor in the
situation and I was going to get there
but in the moment I just lost
Aaron Rogers to a season ending
surgery when I just signed him to a big new deal
with a new team and I wanted
to see what he had in him and I
lost him. He had to go like an hour later.
He had to go back to his room and get back
Wilson
out of the
discussion
I will say with the
servant on he was the man
he was
and then he came up to us
at dinner and told us
that we put it on
the story
that all of his friends
were like
how the fuck
could you spill on pop
you like
you know
it was just
they were so good
they gave him a hard time
we came in for dinner
that night
and the hostess was like
try not to spill
anything on this table
yeah he's got to hear
it was all in good fun
I think
and he kept
apologizing
I kept saying
you did
us a favor. I mean, the content out of that
was a nice guy, baby. By the way,
jokes on me, because I'm on my last set of boxers.
Oh, we got a travel day,
moral. That's a problem. I got one
left, too. One pair left?
One pair left? I got one
more in me. There is laundry here, by the way.
It's at the, there's a water park
about a block down. That's a grind.
Which is where it is. I've got
a great if you guys want to cut it in half.
I got two pairs.
A guy asked for our addresses, like, to send us stuff from Trune.
So, I was with Stuby today for the round.
And I was like, I was like, stupid, I need your address to give me address.
I was like, I need your size shirt.
And he's just like, we're not doing this.
He's like, please tell me we're not doing this.
I was like, all right.
It's tough.
And then.
No, thanks, but I'm good.
Yeah.
That led into the beer challenge.
So let's talk about the beer.
Spotty Cow.
Grand Geneva hooked us up with the spot of cows as well.
27 of those bad boys.
Joey D. gave it everything he had.
Definitely, definitely feeling it.
But I will say for us to do the challenge,
at least we did it on the last day.
I know we're all hurting right now.
Yes.
If we did it in the start of the trip,
I think we would have really had a problem.
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Yeah, it would have taken this down.
Challenges are late in the trips, like late evening, nothing after.
Yeah, it's even the food.
I mean, when we do food stuff, it does more to us than we think it is.
But the drinking is just like we turn into just complete liabilities, dude.
I mean, we're 3 a.m. drunk right now, and it's two, like 2 p.m.
Yeah, it's tough.
The sun's out and just this is unreasonable.
The thing is, with something like that,
you want to commit right you want to be like all in so you you definitely like that's your
primary focus but then once once the video is done then you realize you banged your whole day
because like now i'm hammered i was falling asleep at lunch ticket kept getting a good chuckle
because i was falling asleep while eating soup and it's just you know and now it's like i don't know
how i'm going to rally so but for the sake of the video i think people don't realize they
oh i could do that these these things are grueling
when we just some are not that bad some are really terrible the food the eating ones specifically i
feel like we put our body through the absolute ringer that's like it's it's a lot man it takes like
a mental like preparation to like go in and we're going to do donuts today i had heartburn like
all hell this morning fp and i had taco bell at 1 30 in the morning and it did not prove it did
it was a terrible decision and i woke up and i'm like i don't know how in god's holy name i'm going to
eat 12 donuts.
I thought when he liked the way he offers.
He started by saying we were leaving the casino, he goes, I got to be honest.
He goes, he told him, I was like, I'm having slurpy withdrawals.
Yeah, he goes, I got to be honest, I'm having slurpy withdrawals.
And then I was like, okay, well, we could stop at a 7-Eleven on the way home.
And he's like, you know, but then I started thinking to myself, 1 a.m. Milwaukee 7-E.
It sounds kind of dangerous.
So then I was like, what's another alternative?
He just goes.
I don't even know if Milwaukee's dangerous.
But it's a big city and it's not one that I know you know we could always do taco
I did I was like we could about how froze Bob last you talk about he's like that's great we can drive through and I was like in while we're there
We may as well get some food. Yeah then then that was it man that was it it was it was
So anyways yeah going back to what I was saying that you know the beer the beer challenge not as bad as eating the donuts
We got to run the donut challenge back at some point because we did fail that
beer challenge now we've done it a couple times doesn't ever make it easier I'm not a big
beer drinker like I'd rather drink alcohol or like you know even like the wine challenge I feel
like I'd do better that the beer just kind of sits there and it's hard to drink luckily the
beer that we were drinking this spot of cow stuff it was quite good um employee to make it
to make matters worse what's up employee owned and operated we have a nice combo about that
to make matters first you got called out for littering at one point
I mean, why?
Which was tough.
No, no, no.
I think you didn't litter.
But somebody came up to you and just, just, I've never seen him more heated in my life, I think.
Yeah.
It was pretty wild.
It was hot.
I appreciate nature very much.
The first thing this kid said to me is, my buddy's beefing with you on Twitter.
It started out, it started out a local.
And then after that, I go, beefing about what?
Because I don't beef with people on Twitter.
I might, I might write a remark back.
I don't have longstanding beef with anyone.
And then he goes, yeah, because you're a chronicle, or what did he say?
Something about littering.
He said something about littering.
It's what he said.
Chronic littering.
And I think what it has to do about, which is so ridiculous, is I posted a video on
Instagram of me and Poppy three years ago when I got a parking ticket and I ripped it up into the air.
That's exactly what it was.
And he threw it on the ground.
That's exactly right.
They know I picked the pieces back up.
It's ridiculous.
To accuse me, I know more.
about flora and fauna than the average person.
You know what they can accuse you of is not paying your parking tickets.
Sure.
That's what they can accuse you.
I would hold accountable to that.
You know what?
I never had to pay them.
That being said, you did tell Smokey the Bay Area to suck your nuts.
You did.
So there's some proof like that could go against you.
Sure.
I just taking a lot of slack, a lot of heat from the video up and now until the podcast.
And you know what?
I don't think it's fair, but that's fine.
It is what it is.
You're all time showing out here, and you're playing great golf.
People forget that.
Playing great.
Playing okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Nick Cordova 1926 goes,
pick that shit up cuts.
Littering doesn't make you cool.
Joey Cole cuts responds,
the litter police over here.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
What are you?
My mom?
That is awesome.
What are you, my mother?
I side with cuts of them.
There it is.
There it is.
I got something in other news.
Speaking of you falling asleep,
eating your soup at lunch,
we just had lunch,
the five of us,
and so did Bin Yaman.
He had lunch too,
but he was right next to us
in the lobby lounge,
just eating without us.
Yeah,
I'm glad you brought that out.
That's wild.
But you don't,
hold on a second.
You need space.
Well, one, for sure.
Two, we filmed.
I went back to my room.
I sat.
I uploaded.
a footage for about an hour, hour 20,
took a shower. I came down.
It was, we set the podcast for a certain
time. I saw you guys all sitting there.
I went into the cafe, bought myself
lunch, sat down in the lounge and ate at my
stuff. But you did see us sitting there?
Yeah. And you just said,
I didn't say, fuck me, you guys were having you
at the tail end of your meal. I was just going to roll
up on that. By the way, the footage
uploads itself. Okay.
No, but you can only go. No,
but you can only go one part.
You weren't. Listen, I don't need a
making videos for an hour.
I'm not going to have you tell me how to upload footage.
Okay, it's one card at a time.
Oh, here we go.
You got to put the other one.
That day.
Besides that, I came down.
You guys were at the tail end of your meal.
We had a seat for you.
And I honestly had mentioned to FP.
I was like, you know what?
I need a fucking, I need out.
I need a nice, nice break.
Is it because you've been bunking with Bob?
He yelled at me at the end.
No, I think bunking with Bob's great, but five days, like, you know.
I think it keeps you sane.
You wanted me to roll up at the end of your meal and just sit there and fucking.
We appreciate.
We enjoy your presence.
I was just taking, sometimes you just got to sit there by myself.
We enjoy your company.
I'm also the only person not protected by the sun in this podcast and I'm getting killed.
Dude, how's this feel right here?
No, it's here.
Take some of this.
But I actually think, you know, correct me if I'm wrong.
We could have that dialogue.
You need to eat your back?
Yeah, you know, back in the heck.
I think we do really good as roommates.
I think we kind of keep each other sane to it.
Sometimes.
Sure.
Look like you wanted to kill you today.
No, but five days.
We've been rooming for five nights.
It's been great.
Yeah, no, it has been great.
Bob loves questions, man.
Bob loves.
Like, what?
Give me an example, yums.
Go ahead.
Bob will sit there, and he'll be like, he'll be like, what's your greatest strength?
And then he'll be like, and what's my greatest strength?
Yeah, yeah.
And then like, and then like he'll start off strong and then he'll start falling asleep.
So the questions will start getting like less and less energetic.
I'll be like, if you were on an island by yourself and you can.
only have one person and then he just conks out in the middle of like a conversation um yeah
what's your room last night for like 10 minutes and this kid started asking me questions he was
like do you think this is the happiest you've ever been yeah that's a big box like i'm gonna get
out of here yeah but i like answer but bob bob gets me to like i like sometimes ask me some
deep questions that i've never like even thought about in my life and i'll be like hmm and i'll answer
them and by the time i finish he's a curious he's incredibly curious he's also a fat yeah like
Like you said, he's fascinated with other human beings.
Like, I think if you had room with J-Bone, you would have got this theme on.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Picked his brain.
No, look, as ridiculous as the questions are, I know sometimes it sounds like I'm just saying it's saying.
I get it.
It's absurd.
But I really do, like, learning more about you guys.
Like, there's also stuff that you guys have seen that I haven't seen.
Like, I'll ask dude marriage stuff all the time or some stuff that he hasn't seen.
Like, I like picking your guys' brains and seeing where you guys are kind of at and feeling like a foreign.
The thing with you is we've shared a thousand rooms together,
so there's so many questions that I can ask.
But, like, I had a great chance with poppy to hit him with a couple cues.
And I did ask him a couple of cues, and he did get the fuck.
You got out of the best.
You've asked me those questions before, though.
Do you think you'll be, you think when it's all said and done, you'll be the greatest to ever do it?
For a while, I had thought that I was the only person he would ask those questions to,
and then I heard him ask it to somebody else, and I was like, fuck, man.
Oh, he asked a bunch of girls.
What's his greatest contributions?
That's dirty.
That's dirty. You're my soulmate.
Yeah, but some of them are good.
Every once in a while, I mean, they're all good, but some of them are like real deep and you're like, huh?
Do you, what's a question you fire this guy's way?
Oh, I hit him with everything in the books.
Really?
The answers are fascinating.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, picking, like, picking his mind is, I think we could all agree.
It's one of the most, he's got the most fascinating mind there's ever been.
And he matter-factly says the craziest shit ever.
So he'll be like, yeah, that was the weekend, then I got arrested and put in prison, but then we went here.
And you have to, like, slow him down and be like, what?
Yeah, I went to backstreet.
boys in a prison jumps you're a great life
the fuck did you just say yeah and and yeah i think i mean we saw a little taste of it in
in canada those boys have some stories oh bob loves diving into joe's childhood yeah
it's a fascinating fascinating especially from the perspective of people other than him of course
because at the same time too and this is not a knock on you but like you do want to hear it from
another side you want to hear from another the same way i would want to hear about you growing up
a hundred percent right yeah yeah and i honestly do think and i think and i think you
Even the listeners know, he's probably the most fascinating mind in my eyes that there's ever been.
And that's a compliment, by the way.
I think that's what makes you great.
Were your parents into, like, home movies, like home video?
Like, they have a camcorder or anything when you were growing up?
I got one of him running.
Because that would be some shit I'd like.
My uncle's got a VHS of us from when we were, like, little kids running around.
See, that's that shit.
That's, to me.
That's that old stuff.
That's, like, Super Bowl type shit.
Yeah, we're going to need to get a hands on that tape.
Even talking to Anthony, you could ask your brother at the bachelor party.
I mean, the stuff that I had asked him was just.
And that guy's a wild boy, too.
I'm always going to tell her how it is, man.
Sure.
I'm not one for sugar-coating anything.
Yeah, neither am I.
No, and yet, neither are you.
That's why you guys make great pickleball teammates.
Yams and I are going to run it back.
We're going to whacks the ass.
We should go play.
We should get some redemption.
He's going to scream with your ass.
It was even, to be honest, I mean, he could say what he wants.
I can say what he wants.
It was an even, like, we both.
screwed up the same amount it wasn't like one guy whoa wasn't like one guy I
definitely screwed up some it was like a 60 40 you to me of course you messing up more I
don't think so I don't that's almost 50 50 that's very I know I know those but I actually
think it was like 64 to you to me what if I may not not to you can give you were there
well the thing that was killing you guys tell us who fucked up more no the thing that was
cunning is you weren't getting up to the net like you know to go to the net you tell me to
stay back. On the defensive side, you want to get up to that net as fast as you can't.
You got to know your personnel out there, Bob. So Cutsi's aggressive. When he gets up to that net,
he slams it off the board. But I'd rather him slamming on top of the net than have him slamming it from
the back. But would you rather have him slam it off off the map? Well, no, that's a screw up. But like,
the positional play of getting to the net, you were telling me to stay on a side. When you're at the net,
I also was telling you to stay off of your backhand. I wanted you on the forehand because you're
clearly a better forehand player. The comparison player. Oh, yeah. You were
digging into his backhand.
Yeah.
That was funny.
He would miss and he would yell and I'd be like just got a lot of
how that never got brought up initially.
He got a lot of pride in that back hand.
I said it at the time.
Also, I don't give a shit.
I was out there having fun, but it was either.
I think we're both good players, to be honest.
We have a good out of it.
I think we have potential.
Yeah.
Dude.
My favorite rapper,
potential.
Potential.
The thing that's funny with Giaz is,
you know when he makes that face when he's really pissed off?
Like, there's a couple times where he would get the ball and he'd be ready.
He'd be ready to whack it.
He's just got.
kind of makes that piss off face.
When that happens, yeah, I'm like, all right, right, let's go.
Hit the next fucking shot.
He's going.
He just fucking wax it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
True.
But yeah, not getting to that, it's like rather taking the choice of being off the green
than being on the green with a putter.
Like, you're choosing to be off the green chipping.
Bob's a big front of the net.
He's always a big, you have to be at the net.
You have to be at the net guy.
Yeah, see, my think about that.
But I just think there's more than one way to play it.
But it comes, when everyone's up at the net, all four guys, two on both sides.
and you're just firing back at each other?
Like, I'm a little nervous to just get slammed in the chest.
So to counteract that, you want to then dink.
Because once you dink, they can't slam it back at you.
Okay.
Or if they try to, it's a whole lot harder.
You dink so they can't dunk.
You are the pickleball guy.
Like, I trust you.
I just, I don't think saying being up at the net is the reason we lost is all.
I think it was a fair thing.
Yeah.
I will say everybody's pickleball.
The thing that was awesome was, A, J. Bone was playing in moccasins.
And that's nuts.
We got to talk about his golf game, too.
And then we bring him in his first ever video.
His game...
He can rip the ball, bro.
Is impressive.
Get this man to Mike.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Jaybon.
Mr. Custis.
Oh, Jaybon.
Jaybon.
How about that game of yours?
It's pretty good.
I was a little nervous for sure.
So I was hitting some shanks, which I don't only shank it.
You're only a slice.
But I feel like you could see from the initial time,
even when we're on the range, he takes one swing, and you can tell, are you all right?
Are you all right?
I don't know.
I'm hanging in.
All right.
You could see in your swing that it's like, holy shit, he's better than all of us.
No, I wouldn't say that.
I think me and you would be pretty close.
Yeah, I think you probably have low.
Yeah, but you could play.
You've ripped at me.
You had a drive that.
Doobie was like, what was that?
I was like, damn, dude.
Just truly dead straight, pumped,
sounded, looked.
I mean, it had, it wasn't luck.
It was like that was finally a golf shot by you.
It was clear you had it in you.
Yeah, I hit it pretty far.
It's just a lot of times I sliced the hell out of it.
So when I catch one good, it was straight.
You were drawing the ball.
I know.
That's what was weird about it.
I don't normally do that.
How's your short game?
My wedges is good because I just got a new wedge.
Okay.
I got one of the CBs from a go.
Shout on Calloway.
He's asleep over there.
No, but I shot one of the best rounds of my life recently with that new way.
What did you shoot?
Yeah.
I do want a preference.
It was a par 67.
Don't matter.
Hey,
5, 400 yards.
Don't preference if you don't have to.
67.
All right.
I mean, that's 11 over.
It's an 80.
Yeah, but that's still pretty.
Yeah, like you said.
Where's your home course?
My home.
I play wherever.
can get the best deal.
Sure.
That was my...
Fuck out of it.
Where's your spot?
What's that place in Orlando we recall?
Eagle Creek.
Eagle Creek.
Yeah, I try to get out there.
Give this guy a little consideration.
Yeah.
Give him a back channel.
Maybe just for cart fee.
He's a real one.
You'll see him in the video.
He's going to the game.
Yeah.
Come on.
You didn't seem nervous as all.
Was there any nerves at all?
Oh, dude, I was nervous.
I don't remember taking any single shot at all.
But even at, like, once.
That's awesome.
When we figured out what we were going to be doing,
like watching you at lunch, you seemed fine.
Oh, I guess I'm just good of hiding
I'll say this for somebody who's been
I was just thinking about every line
I would say when the camera was in front of
For somebody who's been thrown into this
World of with like just like
Learned by what's it called like
Learned by fire or something
Trial by fire, you know you know
He's he's handled it pretty well
In all aspects of the job
Thank you. I totally agree
I do oh and we have we got a new
series that we filmed two episodes for so far that's coming out real soon and uh people are going to
love it yeah i like that series pretty much it's a total score for all of us each kind of us kind of
having our target number in mind of what we're trying to break what we're trying to be the original
one won't give anything away um me 90 joe 85 were you 85 7 me 7 5
Joey.
Gone, dude.
I mean, listen.
Gone,
I've never,
I've never seen this man battery this low ever in my life.
Unless you're in the car with him.
Yeah.
For over 30 minutes.
He's an absolute grinder.
He really is.
So if Joey D's tired,
if Joey D's tired,
just know that we're all tired because he does.
It's been fantastic,
but I don't think we've stopped in four days.
More since, since breezy.
It's been over a week.
It's been tremendous.
But it's like, you know, it didn't help yourself last night, pal.
Huh?
You didn't help yourself last night, pal.
Well, I don't regret that at all.
How did you do, by the way, last night?
Did he did great.
It's why he doesn't regret it.
Oh, was it as great as it was in.
Money, money, money, money.
I was good to Scotts.
We, we never had really ran into any.
We had a lot of fun.
We never ran into any turmoil, so everything was fine.
We had a lot of fun.
We started off really smooth and efficient.
There was a switch in personnel.
And the young man that moved over across the table, taking the numbers, wasn't, uh, he, he was new, clearly.
No idea what he was doing.
Yeah.
And, um, you know, Joe, I had to tell him what to pay me out.
Joe, you had some pretty decent patience with that guy.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Yeah.
But not in like, uh, the guy who's paying out.
He did well with him.
He was like, looking out.
I was like, that pays 42.
And then he looked at his pit boss.
You know what I really respect about Joe at the crap's table?
Maybe you saw this last night because he was winning.
When he starts winning, he's very generous to,
Oh, he's for the crew.
For the crew.
This is for the crew.
I want everybody to get involved.
Like, you're throwing big money at him, too.
I don't know.
I don't have that, I don't have that, like, flow in me.
I'm that way in the black check table.
I'm very generous in the black table.
I usually have them, I put, like, up to play.
You know when you can, like, give it to them or you can put it in front of you.
You bet for them.
Yeah.
I do that a lot.
Okay.
You were very, you were generous.
But you have the flow.
You have this whole thing.
It's like, it's not even.
It's the most when I'm not even thinking.
When I'm rolling, it's almost like it's part of the thing is if the crew is on your side,
I truly believe you're more due to have a better role.
Like everybody wants to see your role be better because everybody's rude and you on.
And it lifts my spirits to see everybody like on my side.
Now, if someone bets don't pass while I'm playing, it can get very ugly.
Because someone's directly betting that I'm going to lose.
and I that is very tough for me
but no I I thought FP we had we had a great time
the vibes were very high where there's a lot of joking
a lot of laughing around I was calling cards
on the black check people was crazy
yeah it was it was a good time I
I do like once in a while when we go on a trip like this
to go with a couple I really wish pop would have been there
pops like my OG like you know I don't I totally get
I mean I'm falling asleep during a podcast you don't have to
tell me I'm exhausted too but like
when pop and I like that's like long standing you know oh gee shit we used to go and it's fun but
FP has a rhythmic throw when he rolls a dice it's like him getting set up for a put
he goes like this and he just throws it and it's very rhythmic like the forward press first
he kind of gets it up and then he go I do the same thing every time I put it out one of three
it was a next to each other I overhand it and I roll it down the same the same way every time
at the same like I bet you're
I said I do it more than I, like, I bet I have the same head shit.
Yes.
Yeah.
I like being down the pipeline where you can't throw it like that.
I don't like being on one of the ends.
Yeah, we were right on the middle.
Yeah.
We were side pocket.
Yeah.
We were the side.
You still could do that.
Yeah.
But like it was still part of my.
Yeah.
It didn't change much.
But sometimes when you're all the way on the end and you're just facing straightforward,
you got to like kind of like.
I felt like I felt like I was a righty throwing to a righty.
I felt like I had the upper hand.
Nice.
I like being next to the stick man.
Yeah.
Me too.
I feel the same way.
That's where you were.
You were sticked up.
Triple-sticked up.
Yeah.
You have less, less, less, um, surface area to travel with the dice.
Correct.
There's a casino out there that would let us put a GoPro or some sort of filming on Joe playing
craps.
I, I promise you, man.
For an hour straight, it would be the most incredible content you've ever seen.
It's truly fascinating.
Yeah, like you guys between when he corrects the dealers and it's crazy.
I've tried to play crafts to them.
I just, I don't know what's,
going on I've tried to learn it a little bit but it comes at you so fast and there's so much
he just ripped the fart there was one moment last night where there was like a payout
there was like two different payments and i was like that's one 1250 and prez was like whoa and i
looked at him i'm like that's red i'm not just a pretty face but it was in the blackjack table he
was like three to two and he had bet some like arbitrary amount of chips and he was like that's
one 1250 and she was like
yeah
are you good at math anywhere else
or just at the casino? He's pretty good at math
when I has to do with money I'm good with math
I don't know you're pretty good at math yeah I'm pretty
good at math yeah I'm pretty good at math
really good at math
casino math
casino math oh Joe
Joe's like furniture here
do you know Joe
Joe he said to be at breakfast the day and he sold me this
50 times
we had breakfast and he goes
Bob, you know what bed I've been loving?
And I'm like, he's not going to say no run's first inning.
Like, he can't possibly say that.
Great bed, Bob.
He's told me that.
Many times he goes, no runs first inning.
But my point that I said, Joe, you've told me this 50 times.
I mean, the old nerphy?
It's a great bet, by the way.
It sets the stage for how well he did the day before.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's exactly what that is.
We have skeins is pitching tonight.
The reason I would like to see you jump on it
Because I love I know how much you love unders
Right
And so I get excited with something like that
It is
It's a fast-paced under
It's the fastest
It's the ultimate under you can ever have
Yeah
Guys wanna play a quick 18
Twilight?
No, I will pass out on the second hole
I just see these guys teen off
And I'm like damn
It does look good
I know it does look nice
I'd love to play
I'll tell you what that
Jeff do you want to get out there
Just me and you
Just put on there
Jayvonne
Will the three of us get out
Wow
Yeah
Just put some long-ass shorts on and some music.
I will say, though, I honestly mean this.
If anybody out there, Wisconsin area, Grand Geneva, resort and spa, as good as it gets.
And again, I can't say enough, the service was unbelievable.
Their accommodations were truly incredible.
I would come here on a trip, even if it just wasn't about a sports trip, the two different courses.
The restaurants were unbelievable.
And it was a blast, so we have a lot of content, a lot of footage coming in your way.
a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff, which is awesome as well.
So keep your head on a swivel, and a big thanks again to having us out here.
And without further ado, let's head on over to bed.
That has been another edition, the Bob Does Sports Podcast.
We will see you next week, wherever we may be.
