Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Bob Does Sports Stalker

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back another edition, Bob Zosport podcast. And look, Yaman, you probably don't agree. I'll be honest. I really miss you guys. I really do. I really, I miss you guys. That's interesting because once you step foot into Florida and Jupiter, you fall off the face of the earth. Oh.

The guy who misses us, he sure doesn't respond. Yeah, you get on. He's on all those skis-heed. on all those skis-dos. You get on me a lot for not calling or not or not texting. The truth is, once you get in Jupiter mode, you're off the map. Hold on. Yeah, I, I, Jet ski, Bob. Because the thing is, I mean, I, in order for us to talk, I have to call you. So usually it's me calling you. But yes, when I go to Jupiter, I say occupied to where it's not me calling you as much. Very rarely is it ever you calling me. You're just used to getting the call from me.

That's not a two-way street. But that's fine. But you're, you're, you're, you, you're, you, you're coming on saying you miss us, but you don't because you're in, you're just, you're doing your thing. You might miss us, but you are, I think you're so occupied like living that,

living that jupil, hashtag jup life that it's, you know, it's, and good for you. I'm just, I have my concerns now that we're all moving to Jupiter. If this is a preview to when we move to Jupiter.

Whoa. We need to us. He's got grand horvat. Look, wow. Oh, and damn. Damn.

Look, I enjoy playing golf with Grant. I mean, I really do. Look, if you guys were down here, I'd be playing. It's one thing about playing golf with Grant and you guys were down here. But when you guys are down here, I'm going to be playing golf with you guys. And Grant. And Grant. And Grant.

I can get behind Grant. I just, we're all moving there for, you know, we're trying to go to the next level here. So we got, you know, Jupiter Bob is a vacation mode guy. You can call me anytime that you want to call me. But yeah, I, I. when I'm down in Jupiter, I do stay very occupied. I'll give you that.

Rightfully so. Playing pickleball in the daytime, pulling his back out. Is it true? Are you or are you not actually in Boca Retone right now? I was in Boca for two days. Special place.

Which, by the way, you think Jupiter's like a retiree place? Boca Raton is... Boca? Boca is... You're a great name. Do you remember... You remember what?

Lane Kiffin went and coached, is it Florida, Florida, Atlanta, yeah, FAU? Yeah. And Boca, Lane Kiffin, like, got like sunkissed hair, hanging out of Cougar bars. The guy, he was a FAU, Lane Kiffin was a wild dude. He retired essentially at 31 as a coach for FAU. It was the wildest thing in the world. It's kind of what I did at 30.

So what you're working on. Content House is actually in, Boca. FAU was always just stepping stone for Lankipin. He went, didn't he go to you? He was at Tennessee and then he went to USC for one evening and he left. Then he went to that. He coached for an evening and then he left.

That's right. Did he not tick? I don't remember fully. He said. He got five. You got Tennessee after one year. To go to USC and then he went for dinner and left. And then he was with the Raiders.

for a second, right? He left. Yes, I think that's right. He left USC for the Raiders. You want a visual. We always bring it up, but Ole Miss University, me, Jet, and Monty Kiffin

and Lane Kiffin's mother sitting in a box together watching the Ole Miss football game. Didn't Jet get pissed? It was Bob and it was Bob and Monty and Mr. and Mrs. Kiffin and it was me getting into a heated debate with his Lane's girlfriend.

And then Jet looked at me. He's like, we got to go. And I was like, why? Or where else are we? What do you mean you got in the heated debate? She called them. Many times. Yeah, we told me don't need to get into it.

She called me. She called me camera man. Camera boy. Don't do that. No, she's playing a lot of things. I was trying to talk back to her and I was like trying to like be, like I said it. It was like her and her little like posse of friends. And I tried to like, I was going, I was in a house.

I was already in their box. It was the most road game I've ever played in my life. I was like trying to like ease the. and I was getting nothing and then I was like Bob we got up we got that that by the way it was one of my dumbest thing when I went and got that big plate of food right when we got in there that got us off to a wrong foot and yeah I don't think they care too much that you were just like making yourself at home watching you know watching the game and oh miss is a special place and bob has learned nothing from that because he still does that all the time I'm sure I've seen this

spread at the Raiders stadium where I was I was I was I didn't watch the first quarter of football. It was, it was outrageous. You know, Dana White was talking about like the new sphere in Vegas. Apparently, like, with the boxes, they really treat it to where like they make the food really good. You know, I was talking about how all boxes, like Joe, that, that was different. That looks really great. Mostly all boxes, the food sucks. Like the food is, they had, is pretty chips.

Apparently, the sphere, what they're dishing out there is really, really good. That's, it would get you to the sphere. it. We actually had a hobby of sports episode from the sphere. The dish, yeah. The addition of mushrooms in the sphere. Have you seen that thing? It looks insane.

Yeah, the thing was troll on me when I fucking shanked a drive out of bounds. It's true. Guy was everyone. Maybe almost as viral, if not more viral than the garage door video. Yeah. Yeah, people keep sending me videos of, like, them watching it on different channels on the morning news. And, you know, the one that I actually like the most is one guy actually even referenced Bob to sports in the video, which was great.

I think a couple things to address here, fellows. A, we are on Zoom for the first time. Not something that we plan to do. We've kind of been scattered throughout the country. So here we are. We're on Zoom. We still wanted to give you guys a podcast. That's a big thing.

Our hoodies, our sweatshirts drop today and are doing spectacular. Boys, throw up those sweatshirts if you got them right there. Bada, bitty, boom. So we appreciate the living hell out of the folks that bought. Awesome. I honestly think, I'm not just saying this, I think it's some of the best stuff that we've ever busted out. I think it's awesome and the support that we've had on it has been incredible. Breezygolf.com.

And then most important of them all, the big ticket has a stalker. Ticket, why don't you tell the folks what's going on? Well, first of all, going back to the hoodies, do you guys look jacked as hell in these? I do. Is someone wearing anything under their hoodies right now? No. Because I'm not. It feels like it's.

And I don't need to. I almost think it's meant to not wear anything under. I almost would feel like I'd feel kind of weird if I had something. Well, I would wear this over, like if it was a brisk day over a golf polo on the course. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Chilling?

Like just chilling this thing with nothing with it. Pretty, pretty nice. Well, actually, Bob, you go on the course with these with nothing underneath. That was a secret. Yeah, I do. It is. We're going to have to. Go ahead, Tick.

I want to hear about your stalker. Stalker alert. So, first of all, they're not after me. They're not after the poppy. Okay? No one wants to see the pop. You know that. Yeah.

They might be after that cake. Why are they not after the poppy if they're trying, they're trying the poppy? He thinks they're trying to get to us. I think he's telling himself that to make him feel better. Yes, I agree. Do you need to skirt off how freaked out I am? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, okay.

So basically the nuts and bolts of this is I took a quick, well, it wasn't quick. I took about a week and a half long trip back to the East Coast from, I'm from, did a family weekend, did a bachelor party. And I get a text from one of my boys saying there's an air tag following us all over the place. and it's always following me. It's going left and right. We played 18 holes. It followed every.

You can see every movement you make from every step. It tracked me all 18 holes. It saw me in the woods a lot. My ball was often in the woods is where I went. And, you know, got back to L.A. last night. There's an air tag. There's an air tag that's not mine in my golf bag. It was buried.

Don't know whose it is. Don't know whose it is. And I think they're trying to get to you guys, to be honest. I think they're trying to figure out with your... How can you see yourself on their air tag? If you have an air tag on you, apparently, and the owner is not nearby, Apple sends you a notification that an air tag is following you. And so I guess I had my location services turned off, and my friends didn't.

And they were like, there's a fucking air tag following us every... You've been bugged? Oh, yeah. He's bugged. He's bugged. He's been bugged. He's hurt his hand. Wasn't there.

There's a second air tag. There's a second air tag in my backpack that's been here. So it wasn't someone on this trip who bugged me because I have another one in my backpack in LA here in this apartment in L.A., not on the East Coast. What's that air tag named? Neal's backpack. The first air tag with just no owner, no name, a serial number, there could be some confusion. Maybe a guy put it in the wrong.

bag, whatever, whatever. An air tag that's not yours named Neil's backpack in Neil's backpack. Oh my God. No, it wasn't. That one's not in my backpack. I turned that thing. Oh, I ripped that thing to shreds. It's not in there. You know who it is. You know who it is? Where's the air tag then? The other one, the second one. I don't know. I've been taking longs. You know who's, you know who's doing it? My apartment to figure out which one it's in. I don't know. It's the guy who owns the ticket username. He's coming for that ass. By the way,

and that's a lot of ass. You got fuck. You ain't ever getting that handle, dude. I'm after a new guy now. I can point everyone in a separate direction. No, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I didn't do it.

It's the price, dude. Do it. Well, now you got to do it. But tell. We're after, so the last guy was the tick. Now we're after tick. Yeah. Yeah.

And that guy's playing ball. That guy's. Oh. Wow. What's the number for that? Yeah. Too much. 35.

Whoa. 500? 100? Where do you start? How is that? Playing ball. How do these negotiations work? I start by, I hit him up and I say,

hey, would you be interested in selling me your username? And then he goes, sure, what's your number? He makes me throw out a number first, of course. I go, you know, what about 500? And he goes, eh, thinking more like 35. So, you're going to go back.

You go back on that. I'll go back on that. Go to 700. 1500. You go back at 1500. He's going to try to get you to $2,500 and you settle at $2,000. Okay. Now, would you be interested, Perez, in dropping the,

would you pay money for that, just fat Perez? That would be great. I think you, I think you would. I think you hate. Is the the so arrogant that I have to get rid of me? It's kind of arrogant. No, but I'm arrogant. It just isn't going to be much better enough.

I don't like it. I think you agree with that. It's not, well, yeah. White. Hey, folks, Joey Colcuts's here. And NFL fans. If you're ready for some more exciting action on the field this week, don't worry.

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Download the Draft King Sportsbook app today and sign up using our promo. code BDS pod. Well, okay. If I could have gotten Fat Perez when I did it, I would have done that, obviously. Who is Fat Perez? Who owns Cap Perez? Some fadass named Perez. It's actually Pat Perez.

Pat Perez has fat Perez. Mark, how do you play? I took the Fat Perez because I thought it was like the next best thing to avoid like an underscore or a fucking. another T or a dot or whatever the hell would be. All the things I did, you mean? The underscore. You don't have a period. What if you go with Jets name?

D. Huh? I don't know with Mr. T. Mr. T, if you could get it for without having to pay, I'll take Mr. T over Big G, G, G, G, G, G, G, underscore, underscore. Would you take it over Tick? No. No.

Tick is a good one. I got a new one. Tick is not worth a few thousand. If it was ticket. Oh, dude, this is the fat Perez. Only 217 view or fucking followers. That's a lot of friends, Fat P.

And it goes, fat P. The person's name is Fat P. And that's their name. Yeah, Fat P. It doesn't even look that fat. All right. Well, like, I don't think that's how I can approach it. I don't think I can be like, hey, man.

I look at some data. Why don't you? Look at it. I don't think you're quite fat enough. Why don't you offer him to be the fat Perez and you just become fat Perez? Why would I want to give him something that's better? He's going to obviously wonder, like, how do I market that? And the thing is, like, what am I going to do?

I'm going to hit the guy. Like, what would you do? If you were him and I hit you up, what would you do? You would get every dollar you could get out of me. You're going to get back. I don't know if I would. Oh, I'd get a call from Joe. He'll be like, I'm going to bet.

Bang them, Bob. Of course. I should. You know what I should be bang. I should get back. Yeah. No, you don't deserve to get bang. Oh, I, oh, I deserve to get back.

When they see how many dollars you have, they will try to bang you. Look, you said it. I didn't say it. I think when a blue check mark needs something from you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'd like to think that there's something called humanity that still exists where maybe somebody doesn't try to take you for all your worth over the or

or not the username that you would not live by what he was describing. I mean, listen, I'm, but if he said $2,000, that's worth you tell him

a ticket to do it. Who owns the Joey Colcutts username? I can't get a hold of the guy. I've messaged him twice. Talk about a guy who's got no humanity. Have you tried FaceTiming him? That works sometimes.

We can do the audio call. Really? Yeah, oh, yeah. That cuts right through them not following you. You go right past the recording. it goes right to their phone. Try that out. This guy doesn't even have a single, like, nothing.

Yeah. He's not even told him. He's going to have a few dollars after. How do you FaceTime? I think Joe, I would contact them again, but what you should do is contact them from a different account. Yeah, you should do it from like a bar. How do you call them?

Go to message. That is something right there. Top right. Right. That is, you, that's somebody who's done this before. There's no care. That is. Damn.

Come on the top. I got lucky. I didn't even mean to. I swindled somebody out of their username without even trying. I bang somebody. It was they let me bang them. I think you scared the shit out of the guy. I kind of want to look back and look at it.

He knew what he was doing, though. I think he had experienced. I think he had sold the username in the past before because he knew the deal right away. And he just sold it to me. I feel like he also owns the big ticket, ticket, Fat Perez and Joey Colour's. I feel like there will come a day where somebody comes after the brilliantly dumb Instagram name. What's your number?

What's your number? Yeah, it would be up there. We've had brilliantly dumb for a lot. I was brilliantly dumb on Vine. You know, I've had it for a while. The last thing I'll say in regards to the air tag, ticket told me today that he was going to go to the police because he read on Reddit that he did the police. If you think the Los Angeles Police Department is going to get to.

have a flying fuck about your air tag situation. And with all due respect to the Los Angeles Police Department, they got enough on their plate that if you think you coming in there about your airbag that they'll give a fuck, you know? They're going to be, they're going to laugh in my face. They're like, yeah, we'll call the CSI department right now. Yeah. There could be the part of your polo.

Or something. Tell them you're bleeding and that you're being stalked. And maybe they'll come for the bleeding. And then while they're there, you can talk. to him about the stalking thing. Are you guys not even a little bit worried about me? Maybe you're in Virginia, but I am. It's followed me to all your guys' places.

Oh, I'm concerned for you. It's been around. It could have been six months. That's why I'm going to the police for us. But tick, but tick. The part three, if they're trying, if they are trying to follow one of us,

we're all together, they would have just stuck it in somebody else's bag. I don't know why they would stick it in your bag. I'm going to tell you something right now. I haven't done anything in six months, they ain't do anything now, Tick. No, but they haven't known about it. Oh, oh, you're talking about the whoever put it in there. They've been following us for six months.

They obviously don't like what they're getting. I'm saying I don't know how long it's been there. It could have, I'm saying it could have been six months. But your golf bag, your golf bag doesn't like go on trips. Your golf bag stays at home. Like, it's, that's my thing, but it's seen me without you guys. That's why they wouldn't stick it. But I think that this is a, it's a targeted attempt at you.

I don't think they're coming for. for anybody else. You have something that they want. Have you pissed someone off recently? Fair enough. Tick, you know what I think it is? I think it's the bigger ticket. Oh.

I shook him down. I shook him down hard. He did not, he didn't respond. He was like, he looks like a good poker face. I will tell you. You all see it on Instagram. Do you get like a weird information that

somebody was tracking me, I would not sleep for months. Well, you already don't sleep for months. And making another few months, the thought, and I'm not trying to scare you, but like the thought that somebody's, like, is putting an air tag in your ass, I don't got time for that. Oh, and I didn't put it there. Someone did. That's right. That's right.

Let's move on to another subject here, boys. And Ticket, we hope you're okay and we care about your well-being. Um, who's ever following the big ticket, please stop. But moving right, moving right along, um, we're headed to Miami. We're Miami bound, uh, back at it. Another breezy invitational. We've said it before. The breezy invitationals are cooking.

And we had the original one of Miami. There's something special about the Miami vibes. Am I wrong? FPA? Oh, no. It's, um, obviously it's the first one. So it's got a special place in our heart. but that that was a wild wild day the setup they have out there with the the range and the

carts and the bar and the putting green it's pretty undefeated and um i think it was clearly the best one we'd ever had up until chicago i think and i think Chicago dethroned it might have might have but i think it's appropriate that Miami runs it. It gets another punch back. You know, they got punched by Chicago, and now Miami gets to kind of punch back. I'm looking forward to it.

The only thing is, I don't think it's going to be tough to be in the sense of what Chicago, having the whole in one, and then having somebody proposed to his wife, the soon-to-be wife, was I don't know how we top that. I mean, five-wide ticket stalker. Cool. You know, I think this guy's a prayer time.

This guy's had enough air time. Fuck them. Do you remember when FP, like before we went to Miami, FPROL went out and got like four different Miami fits? And he came rolling into the welcome there. He looked like a fucking... It was Art Basel. It was Art Basel.

I was out of my element. I didn't know... He bought kicks. Sort of art festival. And I didn't know what to wear. I thought I looked good. I thought I looked good. I think it did, too.

The bun That's that you got were fire. You still wear those. If you think, I do still wear them. And if you think those motherfuckers ain't coming back to Miami, you're crazy. Because they are. You bought a chain, didn't you? That you still wear it.

Hey, yeah, he did. And go on. If you got it, maybe. It's awesome. That was pretty good, actually. I'm a little, I'm going to keep rocking. You know who would be fucking hysterical to see what the chain? Yeah.

Yeah. Talking about you. With a giant like Chronic cross. Anytime Bob starts. Turn over Kane. Like Bob every size. You know who something?

The answer's always me. You should get like a little like YouTube app like diamonding crossline. Oh yeah. 100.1 million subscribers. If you can do it. It's just like blood diamonds. Like red blood diamonds. diamonds and a fucking

that's a keyboard. Yama, you got the facial hair going right now. That's how you know I'm working hard, Cutsi, to make you a stomp. Take how about a one out of ten?

I think. Yeah, or just like a middle finger. I was going to say the only thing that tops Miami, and you might not agree, is Taco Taco.

Oh, dude, I don't remember. Hey, good job, boys. As a matter of fact, I really don't remember.

That was a wild. That was a post-game place we went. Every night. Yeah. Oh, my God. Jet, you and I went there the first night. You're like, I fucking hate this place. And then we went to, then we went the next night.

He's like, this place is great. Yeah, we're a lot drunker. Because he was all hammered on the second night. So, I don't like, Miami is too fucking, like, loud for me. Like, we were sitting on a street corner and people are, there's just fucking bands marching by and people screaming and yelling. And I was like, this ain't for me. The next night, we, the next night, we,

We were hammered. It was a lot more fun. Yeah. Yeah. You, um, you, this is one of the more wild things in the world. We, we had the pool party on the Saturday, right? And then we kind of like got ourselves together. We went back to that area that night.

Some of us did. Jet did. And then we left. And I got a text from Jet that was like, I really, like, I wish we hadn't left. I wish we could, like, we should go back. And I was like, who the fuck is this? And who has Jets fucking phone? Because that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Jet and I somehow convinced my wife that I should go back to the maximum pool party. Oh, we went after party. You went back after because you wanted to go back. That's the craziest shit I've ever. I bumped into 50 cent that night. Yeah. Like straight up. Our bodies like bumped into each other.

That's when you said 50 cent looks exactly like 50 cent. He did. And it made sense. I know you know what I'm talking about. You know who just thrives in Miami and called me last month to see what we were doing the night prior? I'm going to nail this. You should. He called me the month before and asked what we're doing the night prior.

And I was like, dude, I got no idea what we're doing. The month before Breezy, before Breezy Miami is coming to Breezy. And he thrived at Breezy Miami. He absolutely thrived. I'm blanked. You have to get this. Is it dubs? Who?

Tay Dubs? No. I would say at FP and you'd be like, oh shit, how did I not think of it? Yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm usually good at this. He thrives at be thrived at Breezy Miami. So he's a guest who came to Breezy Miami. Oh.

Oh, I got it. No brain. Go for it. That would be Big Wave date. Yeah. Oh, I was going to say Big Wave. Okay, yeah, yeah. I forgot.

I forgot he was in Miami. He was at the part three. He called me last month. And he was like, you know, what are you guys doing the night before? I was like, wait, I don't know what I'm doing next week. I got no clue. Yeah, he's in. Big Wave and Bo just had a nice finish at the Shriners.

You know how much money? He won. $200 won $236,000. That's 10% for Big Wave FAP. Yeah, 8 to 10. What was he? Where did they finish? He probably finished like fourth or fifth, right?

Sorry. I was a damn. I'm sorry. He was upset that he couldn't make it because there's a tournament in Cabo that they were going to do. And I guess maybe he got booted for that one too. Yeah. He's coming to Miami? Yeah.

Wave, yeah. By the way, I hate even bringing this up because we can't say the name. But I think the two breezy caddies that we have between Scotty Vale and Big Wave Dave, it's just an awesome combo and it makes a lot of sense. There's a third coming into the fold. that I think would make a lot of sense. That fits the brand. There's a little bit of a backstory to it. It would really be a good hit that we're talking to.

That would be awesome. And again, I feel bad for bringing it up because we can't really say. But keep an eye out. And with that, big ticket, if you could have any other Breezy Caddy or even just a player rocking Breezy, who would you want to see, Neil? Com Cam Cam. I like that.

Didn't he just get a doping suspension? No, he just won. He's one of us. He's one of us, Bob. Yeah, he just won. He just won, right? Yeah. The doping guy was,

FP, who just got the doping? Ben on, perhaps? That would be, no, yeah, I think, is that right? Yeah. I thought it was Tom Kim. Tom Kim is just this, like, young kid, and he just won.

Oh, yikes. Okay, Joseph, let's ask you. Who would you? like to see as a breezy athlete you can't say tiger woods smiley coughman smiley goffman's not in smiley is talking more than you yeah i know he's on the it would be a lot of air time for the breezy he's not on campus what is wrong with you all right dot dotty pepper then dotty peper no it's got to be a player well can we i was i was i was kind of going a different route.

Like it's, who's the person who does on field interviews? Coltnosed? Yeah, that'd be a good one. Oh, Cutsi, I have a question for you. Riner Ballionis? Yeah, Amanda Valionis would be a great one. Sure. What's your question, Jet?

Can you walk us, and I don't want to change your subject if we were going through everybody's, you know, breezy athlete. Can you walk us through what happened to you at Vancouver Country Club on the 13th and 14th hole, shot by shot? a lot of people are asking there was terms the term fern gully forest has come up a few times i've seen it everywhere can you take us take us into the mind of a joey cole cuts it was when i get like that man it's it's it's it's not me i black out it's just it's just like i see red man i can't even i was watching that i had to call my mom and i called my mom and i'm like mom i didn't call her

i messager i was mom i just want to let you know there's a plethora of swearing in this episode that is going to probably upset you. And I just giving you the fair warning before you watch this uncensored. It was bad, man. I was psychotic. I was absolutely beside myself. Joe, we got to find a way to get you in the moment. What do you mean?

Like, in what sense? When you're in a round, I think you look at around like a round like a, like a painting, right? And when you, when you have a couple bad brush strokes, you feel the whole painting is ruined. Your round is ruined. I've had a hole that's ruined my entire round. And you've got to get out of the round mindset. You've got to get into the shot by shot mindset. I said for a long time, I'm a mental midget. And I'm, you know, I was actually watching the video. Like I was stringing together like seven, eight, almost nine good holes where I was paring almost everything. And then it just was straight and plows.

But I also didn't even think in the moment, I think Jet was trying to tell me, I should have just taken an unplayable and just dropped. And I would have probably saved like four strokes easily. Yeah, it depends on where you're an unplayable, you get two club links. So you still would have been in the trees. But if your lie was so bad where you could two club links with you've gotten you an alley, that would have been worth doing. there's also some rules controversies about you uprooting a tree or a bush which happened which is against the rules

I hated that fucking bush you did you did hate that one bush in particular and there were some comments I had a DM and somebody was like we really just going to not call Joey Colecuts on that and I was like I'm thinking to myself who in the world would walk over there a psychopath all you in a fucking rules infraction in that moment I mean, if someone did that at that moment,

how that would go down. If someone did that at that moment, they would be in, they would almost be in much trouble as ticket with the stalker. Like there would be a problem. It would be a real, real issue. When I'm like that, I can't be,

there's no rational talking to me when I'm like that. It's just sheer psychotic. I also, I also forgot until I watched it again, that you thought you had, I believe A nine. I thought I had an eight or nine.

A nine, yeah. And I didn't need to, but I, I was found. You did the right thing. You did the right thing. And I was like, Joe, I actually believe that might be a 10. And that, I took it. I wore it. You didn't need that.

No, but I wore that. I also look back and watching Bob laugh to the point of near death. Probably didn't need that either. And I could hear the cackling in the background. I think the only thing that kind of, The next hole when I farted, that kind of like lighted the mood at least. So I was able to kind of just laugh at myself a little bit. But that was a far.

A fart is going to get this group every single time. Ticket was dying. Remember when you pumped out that rocket in the Rick Shields video? Usually you're outside by the water and blows over. He put out an absolute shoe. It's in R&RD or in theirs. It's in Ricks and he puts a pipe job. It was unbelievable.

You know, normally you feel like you can fart outside without any, the impact. That was a little extra integrity to it. No one was really tough was watching the clip in my mind when I had that little hole out and I see how close it was from the hole. In my mind, it was like a hundred hours. Bob looked like Forrest Gump. You just took off for the forest. F.P. Gary Clark has hit that shot 350 times.

And he hits it like six times of that. Yeah, dude. That was, that was, I'm like 20 over at the time. And it's like, it also happened in the midst of another blowup by me. So it was just like, do those chaos. Bunker to bunker the whole time. Maybe other, yeah. Cutsi is.

me a high five and he's like happy for me but he's so pissed off that he's just like like this and just kissing like i will say like testament to myself no matter how mad i am i will always congratulate like one of my partners if they have make a good shot or something happens i'm very like celebratory you're good at everyone else you always i just i just rage myself into a corner when it's my own game you're very much like that too in in bets you're a very fun guy even if you don't have a bet that one of us are on you're very good about rooting for us something that we brought up on the Brunley Dumbs show was Cutsy story post of it was him and another guy. And he did a breezy ad and he said just a couple of legends.

Eric is a legend. That's not the problem, Joseph. You called yourself a legend. Yeah. The wild thing you do. In hindsight, looking back at it, yes, it's a bit obnoxious. I didn't think about it. like I didn't think about it like that at the time.

I really, I think sometimes I just don't contemplate in the moment and how things are perceived until after the fact. And then I have sheer regrets. When I called that out, you did look at that and be like, all right, like, yeah, I could see that. Yeah. I don't know what you want me to say, dude. I don't know what you want me to say. Dude, when you walked out of the forest and then set back to

the other video, after your meltdown, you walk out of the forest and F.P. is like hitting a shot and you, like, pop in the screen and you're like, Smokey, the bear can suck my nuts. And then F.P. just gets you shot. It's so good. People are dying about it. I don't even know why I said that. I just, it's so enraged, man. Oh, I was very upset. I mean, you can't. I just desperately want to put together one really good round of golf. on camera and and I always end up just shoot myself in the foot. You gotta stop thinking about the round dog. You gotta think shot to shot.

That's right. Stroke to stroke. It's like a painting. You and me both though, Joseph. Trust me, I'm right there with you, pal. I can tell you. It's tough to watch, no, Bob? Like how bad we play at times.

It's really, you do what I do. You just don't watch. Yeah, yeah. I'll take care of that. Yeah, that's the answer. I've seen enough of it. I just,

I don't watch. I can tell you multiple votes. One video in particular where a video that's not doing, it doesn't feel like it's doing so well. This one was good because we knew that video would be doing well, but that a cutsy blowup can save a video was the one at Quayal Lodge was a terrible video. And then the cutsy blowup totally saves the video. And I remember watching it unfold and saying,

okay, we have ourselves a video next. There's another one in Virginia, too, with Perez. A new Amsterdam one. The first day that we played at that old trail. Remember, I got into the tree and I started smashing the tree. Yeah, you got all congested. But I started smashing the tree and get out. It's always a fucking tree or a forest or bushes or some shit.

Or in Jupiter, too, you had a nice, you had a nice big blow up with the wedges. That was in the middle of the fairway. That one was more. I was sitting in a nice airway, but, man. But maybe that was Perez. He said he had a great comment. You said, what is this guy? You're digging fiber optic.

Fibre optic cables. And then Yaman on the edit, he put like the shot tracers on every freaking piece of grass that chunked up. Hey, could have been ticket. Well, whoever it did, it was actually quite hysterical. Yaman, I'll let you pick because if we ask a ticket, take it, we'll say like Wyoming or something. But we need a destination for December. and we've been to Scottsdale 50 times. We've been to Jupiter 49 times.

Where would you like to go? Spin the wheel, wherever you want to go, Yaman. Where does Bob does sports go in December? Cabo Salmi. So it's not necessarily where I want to go, but where I think could be a good place. And there's a lot of factors to it. But I'm thinking, FP, don't be shaking your head.

This is wild, Bob. Dangerous? Whoa, whoa. I don't think no show here. Whoa, whoa, this is wild. I was talking to F.

I was talking to FP about it the other day. I think a good place, and I think, again, there's a lot of factors to it in terms of courses, in terms of places we could go, in terms of proximity, in terms of place we've never been

for the show, would be Las Vegas. Oh. Jet wants to go to Vegas. Not even to, I don't want to go to like. Great golf in Vegas. Exactly. I just think there's,

don't be scratching your head, okay? I had a fucking itch. No, but you were looking. What the fuck was that? That's the timely itch there, Bob. I had an itch. It's timely itch. We all have them.

But I think Vegas, you're doing it eats the face too. You're looking like I said something crazy. Well, that, yeah. But not. Yeah. So I just think we've never been there so we could showcase some Las Vegas golf, which probably looks exactly like Scottsdale, but whatever. And then we can get some content of, you know, Joseph Colcuts, you know,

doing whatever he does in Vegas, living that Vegas life. And it's close. And we have connections at the course, probably some of the courses. And yeah, I just think it's a good, easy spot.

The only thing that I go to a Raiders game, I do think some courses will be good. The behind the scenes footage would really shine there. If there is a casino that would allow us to get footage of Katsiana Crab St. That's a one out of ten.

We would have to go see Power Slap. We would. I'd go. I would. I would do it. First, can you name me two people from the power slap card? I'd be very impressed. Because you could do Micromania.

You should be able to do power slap. Buffalo Soldier. That's amazing, dude. That's true. That's amazing. The guy that won at the end was from Myrtle Beach. These are just like a couple random thoughts. That's all I got.

The flying Hawaiian? Something Hawaiian? Yeah. It was a flying Hawaiian. It was something Hawaiian. You're talking about, you're talking about, I brought the micro? I don't know. Talking about flying Ryan, dude.

Talk about this, Godin. Where do you want to go? Talking about Lil' Chief? Where do I want to go? Yeah, like, let's go around the room. Okay. Your turn. Mine?

No, anybody's. Clockwise, we'll go clock, yeah. And it's not even where you want to go. Like, where do you think is a good place for December? I'll tell you. I got mine. Stop scratching your head, but I got mine. I would go a place that I went to that I was fascinated with.

Actually, where we first met F.P., I would love to do Pinehurst. Yeah, I think that would be really. There's so many different courses, like Tobacco Road and all of that, even if you don't. I would love to do that. December's not a good time for that. It's cold. It's cold, so that's the problem. We need to go somewhere warm.

It can be cold in Texas. It's kind of out of the range, too. Oddly cold in Central Texas. I would say the Gulf Coast of Florida. So is that like, is that stream song? That's way, is that like the Everglades or whatever? Is that a horrible? It can be.

Yeah, Everglades is kind of in the middle. But like, I would do that. Fort Myers, Sarasota, Tampa. By the way, we might be fucked on Vegas. Vegas would be freezing cold too then, I think. So get cold in Vegas? Yeah. Tickets's going to be in Vegas for the Formula One anyways.

Tickets like an air tag. He's like an air tag for Formula One. He just follows them everything. That's a bar. I know where I would want to go. Where's that, Joseph? Wait, wait, wait. Vegas is cold in December?

It can get cold. It doesn't not get cold? Like when we played Shadow Creek and stuff. I'll get them out. But you're always going to go somewhere warm. somewhere tropical, I'd go to Cabo San Lucas, play Diamante. Yeah, Joe, let's go to, let's go to, it's go to Bermuda. Bermuda's ridiculous.

Mexico is a carous out while we're at. It's not a long flight from L.A. Mexico is a short flight. Hey, Gary Player will have us in South Africa. I'll go to Australia. Summer in Australia. I don't think, I don't think that that's such a wild. What about, um, T.

DC, Desante Bay. They've sent a couple DMs in Mexico. I think Mexico would be great. We'd have great back and forth behind the scenes content. Perez, you don't like Mexico? I like Mexico. I do like Mexico.

I think there'd be great golf courses. You don't have to go to like... But I think it's like a resort could hook it up. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I could be funny. I think it could be awesome.

Somebody called Perez to do a collab in a... Where was it? Bermuda. Bermuda. He's like, you've got a better chance of getting Bob to Mississippi than you do have getting Bob to Bermuda. I want to go. They're in Bermuda now.

I really want to. I wish I was in Bermuda right now. Where's Bermuda? You don't know where Bermuda is? Bermuda is. It's under like Florida or it's past Florida. It's, it's, no. It's Georgia.

No, it's like out Georgia, South Carolina east out in the ocean. It's on the Gulf. It's not in, it's its own little country. Not Caribbean. It's out in the Atlanta. What about Georgia? There's a lot of good golf there. We're in Georgia.

You've got to get to Florida. Hey, let's just be time. Let's call Augusta and be like, can we film here? That's work. You go to Charleston. I'm just going to say that. Oh, Kiowa. How about on Kiowa?

You know it's cold there. What's this? You know it's cold there in December. Yeah, but that's why we got our breezy hoodies on, baby. Yeah. That's right. I would do Charleston. You know, Tickets's been pushing for that for some time.

I think maybe we give ticket the ball. We're going to get a lot of good barb. I'll show you around. I'll show you around. We'll do a family day. It's my time. It's my through. We went to Chicago.

Wow, he wants the ball. I'll take it. Whoever's got that air tag is about the book of Trips. The meeting was there. That's tough. One way to just. That is horrifying, bro. Remember randomly when I was in Pennsylvania for a wedding and you were like, dude, you're in Doyle Sound?

I was like, yay. I was like, you want to go get a bagel? You're like, sure. It was the most random thing of all the time. And we got the shittiest bagel of all time. Stunk. And why that story is interesting is because that was a day or two before you met the jet, because you told me, you were like, hey, I'm going to this.

I'm going to this tournament. I got this guy I'm supposed to go with. I don't know. He's a loose cannon. I don't know if he's going. If he doesn't show up, I'm going to go. I was like, hell yeah, dude. And you showed up in the rest of his history.

Me and my dad spent months trying to figure out the jet and whether or not this guy was the right guy. I was like, man, he works well. I just, I can't. Off the field, he's a cancer to the locker room. I heard multiple conversations with Bob. we'd be in the car and he'd be like, this fucking guy's gonna be the death of me.

I'm just trying to help him out and he's shooting himself in the foot. Dude, he could not get out of his own way. And he was, I don't, I did, I know. No, you know, Jeff, but you knew you were a little crazy. Oh, in hindsight, I was, I was nuts. And I thought I was like, knew everything, which I did. But now, like, yeah, I just, yeah, it was a different time.

I take, you know, it was a different time. And now you look a couple years later, you're still nuts. Yeah, but he's a lot happier. But you're happier. And look, you are quite a piece to the puzzle. We, yeah, we come a long way since, what was the tournament? It was like the first round of the, we know it was Liberty National, but it was like the parkland. Yeah, you know who won that tournament?

Tony Fiena won. That's right. Because we saw him on, yeah, yeah, that was the salmon pink Tony Fiena. That was the first time. You've told the story a hundred times, but I did when I first met Jet. We had been talking for years. So I thought there would be some type of like, hey, man, like so great to finally link. Let's talk for a little.

He just looked at me, shook my hands and just said, let's go. Like, let's start filming. I was like, Jesus Christ. That is what happened. I didn't even think about at the time. That's just how it is, you know? Yeah. All right.

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Feel free to call me anytime, and I'll be better moving forward. I love you guys. I appreciate you guys, and I look forward to seeing you next time. We love you, too, Bob. Bye. You love me, too, Jet? Thanks. Thanks for hosting, Bob.

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