Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Boys Take Memphis

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

The boys recorded this episode from Memphis, at the FedEx St. Jude Championship, about a month ago. They chop it up about the country club Fat Perez has no business belonging to, Joe's complaints about the Memphis heat and a few players walk by the program to say hi as well as much much more. Check out Bob Does Sports - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqr4sONkmFEOPc3rfoVLEvg SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IZW9liL5GgugNnFYDpvAJ?si=983d2dc50c454e3f APPLE : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bob-does-sports-podcast/id1637183416 MERCH: https://bobdoessports.com Follow Bob - https://www.instagram.com/brilliantlydumb Follow Cold Cuts - https://www.instagram.com/joey.coldcuts Follow Fat Perez - https://www.instagram.com/thefatperez Follow The Jet - https://www.instagram.com/shickvids Follow Ticket - https://www.instagram.com/biggg_ticket

All right, folks, before we get into today's episode, big announcement, the boys are doing their own golf tournament. We want you to be a part of it. We want you to be an above-the-sports episode. December 2nd, Miami Beach Golf Club. Tickets are on sale, September 15th at noon. Come drink, come eat, come play some golf with myself, Joey Coldcuts, Fat Perez. Going to be an absolute blast. It's called the Breezy Invitational, brought to you by Corona Premier. We'll see you over there. We'll head on over to the episode now. See you in Miami.

Get your tickets on the 15th. Let's get after. Are we rolling? Hot mic. Giuseppe D. And a hot mic is... It could be very dangerous. Scary.

Could be very dangerous, but we're here. We're happy to be here, ladies and gentlemen. We are in Memphis of all places. And boys, it is a barn burner. You could have fooled me. I thought we were in the middle of an... This is brutal. There it is.

Feels like Sinaloa. Which I got the joke, but I don't, and I'm sure it was a good one. Whereas I really am. We're here from Memphis and we are doing stuff with the PGA tour, which is pretty spectacular. The jet, we have no jet today. Jet is on the way over here to Memphis. On a jet. Yes, the jet threatened not coming because he had a little bit of a delay to the flight, even though we always knew that the jet was going to come.

When Jet says he's not coming, he's like, fuck it, I'm not coming. fuck it, I'm not going. This is all the mess. I'm like, he's coming. This is the first time we called, we called him out on it. Like, we called his, you know, like basically, we called the bluff. And we said, you know what, Jet, if you want to just go, you've worked really hard, just head on straight to New York. And, you know, don't worry about it.

And then we get a text afterwards, I want to come. Yes. Yeah. I think, you know, it's good to call, Jed. Jet, whether he says it or not, and I think we all kind of like to do, Jet likes the theatrics. He does like to, you know what I mean? He likes to... It's the Joaquin Phoenix.

He likes Ultimata. Yeah, really. Built for the theater. Yeah. Yeah, Jed and Joyce just fuck. He likes getting a rise out of us. I don't know if he would say that that's true. Maybe we'll talk to him when he gets off his connector fight.

He's going to love hearing this. Yes, he is. He's also the hardest working one in the entire group. No question about it. And that's why with the Jet, we always, Jack kind of calls his, I mean, he has that infamous line of I am Bob his sports and he's right. Like there is a lot of truth to that, which we've spoken about.

It's his story. Yeah, it's his story. Just where the pawns and his chessboard. Yeah, I love when he'll say to us, you know, you guys shut up, I'm busy making you guys famous. That's my famous. Yeah, I love when he goes off on us. So we do miss the jet. The jet is not here today.

But we went around the range a little bit, went around the putting reins. Tuesday, I usually say that Wednesday at these tournaments, I feel like, are usually the best day because it's so nonchalon. I've never been here on a Tuesday. It's even nobody gives a fuck right now. Yeah. We saw, well, we were walking in before we even got in. Perez saw Max, Oma.

Yes. And it was like they had been long lost friends for the last five years. It's good dude. And just started chopping it up. And normally to even get anything out of somebody like that, it's very tough because I think like come tournament time, they're very dialed in, they're very focused. And they're not really paying attention to much else.

But I think right now this is just like a rival day. Guys are getting set up. Guys are kind of getting their bearings, feeling the course out, and everybody's super chill. Yes. Yeah, I mean, Tuesdays are definitely more low-key. Every day that goes by, everything, the focus gets a little bit more ramped up. I mean, some guys will come out here, play nine holes.

Some guys aren't even going to play. They're just going to put. They're going to hit some range balls. They've probably been traveling yesterday or got in last night. So they're kind of working out the kinks. You'll get more practice rounds tomorrow. some guys might play a full 18 Yeah

You'll get more patrons out here tomorrow too I actually don't think A lot of times Tuesdays It's just volunteers And media Yeah media and player personnel So and I think that's the case I haven't seen any

You know Yeah Anybody like us walking around I'll say that It's a total free-for-all I definitely think like we stick out Like a sore thumb Like even us in the media tent

That's right You know Because I guess technically we are media But like we all knew We had no business being in that media tent and I think the whole tent did it. Ticket and I cracked up at a joke and I think the whole

tent turned around and looked at us like we're trying to work here. Yeah. I think there's an unspoken like library vibe in there. Right. That we didn't get the memo on. I did not get that that library card. You usually don't, Joseph. It's a big library cards. It's got an M on it. I will say

Cutsi mentioned the Max Homa. Chat. That was watching. Perez and Homa have always just kind of been like boys. Ever since you walked with Boas. Boys is probably a stretch. Well, boys, I guess you guys say boys. Yeah, no, yeah, I met him at the Wells Fargo on Tuesday,

walking with him, Damon, and Bo Hossler. Walked the back night with him on Tuesday morning. That's when I met him. And, you know, he's a good dude. Like, all three that, exactly, that was a super laid-back walk, to be honest with you. Just good dudes. And, you know, I mean, saw him.

He saw me. And he said he'd watched the Bryson video that just came out. on Bryson's channel that I thought was really good. And he's like, he's like, you're hitting the ball well right now. And I was like, you know, top 10 in the FedEx Cup standings. Yeah, I was like, what are you telling me? He's super chill. Yeah, he said his catty's a super nice guy too.

His caddy's awesome, man. He's a stick too. He's a lefty. He can play. He likes to have a good time for sure. And then we, I mean, we had a conversation with Joel Damon, our guy friend of the program, he was, I mean, he had nowhere to be. He was just enjoying the conversation.

Yeah. You know when you try to like, you think the conversation's about to end? Yes. And so you're like getting ready for your closing remarks before they leave. I thought that was going to happen about three times during that conversation. And he had no, absolutely no consideration that it was going to end, which was great. I mean, I was getting ready for that moment. I was too.

But I do think that we did a good job of keeping the ball in his court for that. Like, you know, they got, they got, you know, whatever they got to be doing. They got to go to the range, whatever. Sure. We kind of left it up to him rather than us closing it down. We left it up. We were having a good conversation with our guy, Joel. You know, it's not like to tell me.

You know, like, hey, normally not. Sing up, Joel, you need to go work on your short game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what I liked? He's very blunt, too. Right up our alley, he even said, we said, you know, we're going to be doing the podcast here. You should hop on. So they usually like to have a few beers.

He's like my podcast, when I have a few beers are a lot better than if I don't. It's kind of like Perez's golf game. You give him a couple extra beers. That's right. It's a bell curve, though. Yeah. A few too many and everything goes back downhill. I'm sure Joel would say the same way about his podcast.

You can't slur your words, so it's a sweet spot. Yeah, he's a guy, too, you know, that we always know we're going to get something out, even like with the so-and-so heckling. But we've tried to get something going with him, and it just missed the mark a couple times with Scottsdale to where if we could keep playing, doing these scrambles, I think these scrambles are so much. fun yeah and they just do so well I mean even with you guys did on with Bryson it that stuff does so well yeah we're in a spot where I think we could

start you know Bohosser was kind of the first one there for us that got it all going well it's great I mean it's it you know we we get to do our thing and and they get to you know play good golf but also show a side of them that they're not gonna show out here because they're trying to make a living right I mean they're not gonna show their for full personalities it's not what they're out here to do most you know they're here to make money. So we give them a kind of, you know, all these, you know, everybody like us and, and us especially, I think we, we definitely kind of, we were the kind of guys that kind of put, get people's guards down,

right? We're just, we're just dudes having a good time and, you know, we're going to embarrass ourselves way more than they possibly could embarrass themselves. So it's kind of an open form. I think guys enjoy that. I mean, we have fun before we get on film, we have fun during the filming, and we have fun off of it. Perez and I were absolutely in our elements. Yeah. When we were, with Bryson. It was hysterical because we were just, I mean, we were just doing our thing. And I think, like, it's when we were with Bo, he was really good at

adjusting it, but, like, a lot of these guys, they don't know what to expect. So, like, when I made an eagle putt, and I started screaming, like, the eagle, he just kind of looked over, and Perez and I were, like, there, and he's just like, what in God's holy name? You want to give us an eagle? No, because there's, I mean, it's not, not the right

time or place to do that, but, like, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. It's going to come up with these audio. Give the old eagle. Give the old. That's a mild. That's a baby.

The sound board's broken. Mild baby eagle. But I think things like that is just like, it's a hungry offspring. I'm being honest. So like when we do stuff like that, like I tried to. But I think like when we go out, we just have so much fun. And we don't, I don't care.

I really don't care what people think about me when I'm on the course. Like I would act the same that I would with you and, and Perez, even if I'm with the top 10 player. You know, maybe Tiger, I would not do that. But aside from that, like, it's all just, it's just me being me and us being us, and we have fun. And I think people like, it's infectious and it makes it fun. And it just shows a different side of them all together, which, you know,

hopefully we can keep locking down some guys to bring on the show. I think we'll kind of create a whole different element and make it that much more enjoyable, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I would absolutely shotgun of beer in front of Tiger Woods. Would you offer to have him join? Of course I would. That's a flight thing to do. I wouldn't expect him to do it, but I would offer him a shotgun.

If he didn't take it, I would take both of them. You know, too, even rather than having the guys who might be like a more well-known player, we would always prefer the guys who have, A, seen our stuff because I think they know this kind of how it flows. I think Bo Haas is a perfect example. The reason we love Bo is, like, he came on and it was flawless. He knew what to expect. He brought donuts. Yes, he did.

He brought a dozen donuts to the golf cart right there. I mean, yeah, and he offered me one right out of the gate. I mean, that's the best way to do it. And I actually think Keegan would be great, too. I really awesome. I think that Keegan would be great. But, like, these guys, they like us so they know what to expect. I mean.

And we ran into guys today off 18 that, you know, I knew. And you guys, you know, recognized them. But we've never had been in contact with them. We didn't know anything about it. they're like, you know, hey, Pat and Keziar, uh, JT. Posting, like, we really love watching your stuff and we're like, holy shit. Like, I didn't even know these guys out here watching this stuff that we, we don't even have any idea. Because Zyer gave me the deuses from the, from the green. And it was a real pretty gal

behind me to where I thought it was his wife or something. I thought he was ducing her. And he was ducing right at me. And then I turned around and she wasn't there. Yeah, the old like, me? Yeah. It was. And it actually was you that time, which is great. Yeah, you would think there was a hundred thousand people in the crowd, you know. There was nobody. There was nobody there. Yeah.

And then a big one that we got today. I don't know if Bres was there. Me and Giuseppe were there. Sammy Burns. Yeah, I was there. A lot of love. Yeah, a lot of love from Sammy Burns. LSUTIGER.

Go Tigers. Yeah. He made me a lot of money on his... Allegedly. He also lost me and Jet a lot of money. Yeah, boy. Which is not a good day for me and Jet. No, but he seems like a really down-earth guy.

He's super, super just cool and just does his thing. He's in his lane. He was holding his track. is track man the whole time. I mean, it was hysterical. Yeah, I got a video with them. I called him out on that. He would not let that, he wouldn't let that thing leave its hip.

You would think that... You know much those things are, right? I bet you guys don't do it. 2000, what's your guess on it? I'll go higher. I'll say $3,000. They're $25,000. That's crazy.

So that's why they don't put those things down. You know the thing with those trackmans? I mean, somebody like for you, it works great because you know those launch angles and all I just want to know, did it go straight? Wow, a little bump the sports love here. Yeah, let's go. Look at it.

Sure we did. Holy shit. The Caesar salad. Oh, a little Caesar. We will be having a Caesar salad. No doubt about it. We love the love here. We love the love.

Take it easy there. Relax. Take it easy now. We were talking about Sam Burns, guys. That got personal. No, it didn't. That was, he got into that. I think it's a little heat stroke coming on for our boy.

Like LSU, I don't see what the issue is here. By the way, can I make a request? Like, wherever we go next, can we go somewhere where it's cold climate? It's August. I know, but can we go to, like, Anchorage or something? Anchorage? Well, it's got to be cool in Anchorage, Alaska, no? We can go to, like, Saskatchewan?

Bob does bobsled. Yeah, we're going to... I just cannot handle the humidity. I told you this, Bob, when we were in Florida, and now here, it's so humid. Like, I feel like somebody took a water bottle, doused it on me and said, all right, give me a pat on the butt and said, go do your thing. And it's just like, it makes me stronger.

Well, yeah, it makes me stronger, but I'm also, I'm playing behind the eight ball here, Perez. Yeah, it's a bur. You know what was terrific? When we were at the U.S. Open in Boston, there was a day, it was the first day where there was a nice, cool, Oh, it was wonderful. And the boys were just struck. I've never wanted autumn more. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's time.

It's, we didn't expect it. It's a burner out of it. Do you call it fall or, autumn. Fall. You call it fall. Okay. I just wanted to sound Yeah, no, I liked it.

I just, I didn't know if that's like a Canadian thing. For the pot I wanted to sound good. I mean, autumn is, it's like supper. Yeah. Like,

people call dinner supper. I could see Joe being a, like I could see Joe being a supper guy just to do that. Like I could just so see. I got some family down in Tidewater, Virginia that says supper. And it's always. That could be a real,

that could be a real. It's a real supper club. Dude, anybody, I saw a couple fans at the airport and they're asking about president. Like, so where's he live?

and I was like, Virginia. And they're like Virginia. Like, it's just kind of the last place that you would expect. I really want to see him in his home base. Bob has. Yeah, dude. It's pretty tremendous. Bob State of my house.

Like, we got to go to the Mountain House or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Played his club. I'd love to see him in his own club. He must be like the mayor. The club might be the most ridiculous thing. The club, what's the club called? It's called Keswick Hall.

And it's, if I have no business being in there. He has absolutely no business being at this club. told him from the parking lot and he's like, yep, I know. It is un-worthy. What, what do you mean? He has no business. Bro, it's one of the nice, honest to God. Is there a restaurant there?

Jean-George. John George. There's a Jean-Jourge. In your country club? Paris and my club. I meant to tell you that. I swear. Yeah, dude, it's...

Marigold by John George. John George. John George. John George. John George. John George. Do you eat there? No.

No. I drink at the bar. But don't you get. credit for your dining that you have to use? Well, there's a club grill, too. Oh, dude, we got hammered at his high end. This club is insane. But the funniest thing about...

We can film there, by the way. I also heard Kinlox very nice. Yeah, that's right down the street. That's where we played there. Yeah, yeah. But if you go to Perez's house, he has... His wife had no choice of any artwork being hung up. It looks like St.

Andrews at the clubhouse. You go, everything is a golf portrait. It really, am I wrong about that? I'm not exaggerate. It's a point of contention, yeah, because I have a lot of golf prints, and she doesn't have that much art, or she doesn't have that much stuff for the wall. So I'm like, well, look, like, we're not going to have bare walls.

We'll put my stuff up. As you get things, we can talk about taking things down and putting your stuff up. Yeah, I just got a real issue with the Sammy Burns guy. It just, the bottom line is, I just can't stand the guy. I just cannot stand them. I bet, I bet, Perez, when you're walking down the dining room, you turn an amen corner, and then when you go to the kitchen, you have Pebble Beach. You have the 16th hole at Pebble Beach. My favorite thing about Perez, and we've never talked about this, is his ringtone is the most hysterical thing I've ever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a ticket. Can you call? I have a phone. I'll follow up on. It is the most. We had it plugged into the car. It is the most on-brand thing I have ever seen in my phone. entire life. Now I gotta call Perez.

Out of the sitcom. I got to call Perez. Get Perez the call. And mind you, we were just out. I think we were sitting in a Taco Bell when he got this call. That's the quietest ringhole ever. He's definitely turned it down. It's Augusta. Yeah. Anyways, it's, I mean, we heard it.

And Bob, how much did we just started. It was the funniest. Dying of laughter. This guy, everything he does exudes golf. Yeah. Like, every single. My number one. My wife is a close second.

She knows that. She knows that. You know what was mind-blowing to me, too. And this is, it's going to sound like Jachu. It's really not because it's such a rare thing. I'll be the judge of that. Is Perez only at his house, you know, the only water that they drink if you go into their refrigerator, it's all Fiji. You know, that's a good water. It's a great water, but like, I didn't think Perez would be.

There's some things you just don't cut corners on. It's toilet paper. It's water. Are you a two-ply kind of guy? Oh, dude, yeah. It's, it's quilted northern. That's all we do. Quiltern to Fiji Waw.

Yeah, I mean, look, you come stay at my house, you're going to be treated well. You know, your home is your sanctuary. You know, I'm not, I'm not. We have got to get to this mountain house, dude, for some contest. You know, there's a certain, like, there's certain guys that we've had, like, on the show where, like, we're so used to see in their Zoom background. And, like, you know, there's just such, like, a legend, like, built up. Like, Jersey Jerry was one. And when I went to stay at Jersey Jerry's house, like, you get into the house and it's very, like, iconic.

Like, when I walked into Perez's house and, like, drove up where we see his ring cam footage of, like, Oh, you walked up? Dude, like, even walking up where we're used to get in that footage, like, it's kind of iconic. Like, I prefer that over, like, like, like, like, Yankee Stadium. Yeah, dude. There was a lot of, like, oh, this is safe. People's favorite, people tell me the favorite Perez content is the hangover wake-ups and then the ring cam when he has to return home after a golf trip. Yes.

That is a tough walk. It really is. But God bless for us. It's the longest 15th to us. Like he's got to know that we're going to throw it up on the gram, and he always just continuously sends it. Content first, baby. You know what I would love to do?

If the jet can roll some of those, like, whenever Perez is coming off these bender of trips, he's always driving back like eight hours. It's crazy. The best one he got back, I think it was maybe Buffalo, and it's like hailing out, it's snowing, and he's got a pizza. Boston was a bad one too

Didn't you drive like 10 hours? Did you drive back from Boston? Boston to Virginia. Yeah, that was pretty brutal. To Richmond. I went through every major city on the East Coast. Yeah, and then when he takes a flight, he'll be like, I'll be like, Press, where are you?

Like we're going to like Florida. He's like, yeah, I'm in Seattle right now. I'm like, what? He's like, got the connector through Seattle. Your guess is better than mine. The best ever was he had to take multiple flights and he actually had to fly 13 minutes from Richmond to Washington.

in DC. Yeah. The amount of time that he had to post up to get on that flight to be on it for 13 minutes was probably five times the length of the actual flight. Or when we went to, when we went to Reno, when we went to Reno, I had to fly Richmond to Charlotte,

Charlotte to Phoenix, Phoenix to Sacramento, and then I had to drive two and a half hours. You're ready to a half hours. That was a brutal day, man. Really, I tell you what, it's such a shit show. But, by the way, we, you know, we want to give a big shout out. And that's why I love Zander Shoffley so much.

The guy's just all class, top of the line type of guy. Give him all this week, Shander. A little bit of a slur on the slander. Who's slander? I slandered, slander. For those of you not knowing what's happening, we have all these golfers walking by. Cut that. I say, let it rip.

Yeah, this world are we living in it? I mean, they just keep rolling. They're like the side parts and we're the main attraction here. Yeah, it almost feels that way. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, I'm sure they agree. Yeah, for sure. Just an absolute zoo.

I want to know how we get a hold of one of these golf carts with no tops. I want it to do the podcast. It's a dream. It's a dream, dude. The convertible top? Oh, yeah, the drop top? Yeah. It is. There's some clubs that you can play where you can get the drop tops.

Your golf bags are on the bag. I did that at Tori. Oh, it's a beautiful thing. It really, it's just, it hits, it hits different. Yeah. You know, um, um, I would love, I would have loved to even do like the podcast on one of those things. I think would have ended up like a traveling pod.

Yeah. We need a really long extension court ticket. Yo, by the guy's already got his work cut out from the poor guy. I do want to give a big shout out to the fans out there. We reached number two on the podcast charts for sports. Get it to Utah. Get it to. Give it to.

People are probably looking at us like, what the hell are these guys doing? And I don't know either. But we did. We reached number two on the podcast charts, which is something that we have been at for a long, long time. And we really, really appreciate you folks for it. And if you can, go ahead, like, comment, subscribe. Let's keep the ball rolling on that. It's kind of a ridiculous thing to say, Bob.

We've been shooting for number two for a long time. Most people go after number one. There's a big dog right there. How we doing, man? Good to shit. Where's Big Wave, Dave? This guy. I mean, it's unbelievable.

It really is It's unbelievable Yeah I've heard that about Big Wave Yeah Just doesn't work Yeah he's yeah He hasn't found the dock in Newport yet

He'll be in tomorrow We should probably do something Where like some incentive If we could get to number one Like me and Perez will do something If we can get to number one What am I gonna I don't know

I'm I guess I'm in the clear Yeah What about Bob? But we could do something as a team like a pizza party No like we'll do some kind of like Challenge or something like somebody like if they if they could get us to number one like so like for people be like oh I got to see these guys do this I wanted to see us on now you see what I mean like then they're

gonna go turn in I'll do um I'll drink a gallon of milk I'll do I'll do 20 pushups whoa okay all right if we get to number one you'll do what about me what am I maybe we even have to do like a certain challenge that's what I'm saying yeah I think we should do something I mean yeah it's it's it's pretty cool to see it that that's a little video idea What's that? Push-up challenge. You have to do, after every hole, you have to do the amount of push-ups of your stroke, and you have to finish out.

Is that bad? Yeah, I don't think it's good. Back to the drawing board. Yeah, back to the draw. I appreciate that, though. But now I think it's terrible. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, I just don't think people are going to, like, you know, that's something too with, like, the edible challenge, which is something everybody wants to see us. I think it's a great idea, but you can't physically, like, see us. Yeah, you have to take our word for it. Right. I want to do the milk. challenge yeah I mean the milk challenge would the milk challenge is gonna be very funny how much milk a gallon that whole gallon by the end of nine

it would be bad but it would be funny yeah and you know I I just it's I I love the challenges the hot ones challenge we just did I think did very very well for us it was a great video and people want to see more things so if you have ideas you know hit us up let us know what you want to see because we're willing to do these things and we're really the the only ones out here doing it. It's true. So, you know, if there's something that we could take on.

You don't need to comment at how bad the push-up challenge was. That's noted. Don't worry about it. Comments or comments. If you want to, you know, Dog Perez a little bit for that. No. But, yeah, I mean, even your buddy said that, which is true, is we had to get back into doing those challenges because, by the way, I just want to keep the podcast going because there's

so many guys coming through. Yeah, I see what you do. I just came by there. But no, your buddy, he came by before. I was going to say something, but I didn't have anything. By the way, Zanders Caddy, I was talking to Big Wave Dave. He's a nice guy.

Very nice guy. The whole team is a nice, they're just, they're good people. Zander's a great guy, but he was in like another top 10 finish. And I texted Big Wave, Dave. And I was like, yo, how much money you think Zander's even Caddy is making? And Big Wave is like, oh, he's printing money. Because if you think about it, 10%. Zander is, he's in the top 10.

It seems like every single tournament he's up there. Will Zal Tor has been in a lot of top. Yeah, it's not a bad, that's not a bad loop either. Yeah, that's another caddy that's making just bank. Yeah, 10%'s usually the norm. Yeah, and then you would think some of them even... What is Bowens charge? Does you charge more than 10%?

I don't know, man. I mean, look, you make your money by the bag, the player that you play for, right? So everybody's getting 10%. The way you make more money is you go caddy for a better player. That's really how it works. Some guys might work it out to where they're getting a minimum of whatever each week. You know, everybody's got their own deal, but historically it's been 10%.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, you get a guy on that. If anybody's looking for a loop, I can do at least half the tournament. That's more... Press, you could walk 18 carrying the bag, no problem? I used to double back in my heyday.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you think you could double bag right now? I said I used to in my heyday. No, I do not think I could do it now. I'm asking honestly, like, do you think you'd get winded by like the 12th hole? It would certainly get winded. But, no, I think I could do it. It depends on the course. I mean, this wouldn't be so bad.

It's pretty flat here, but like, your boy would struggle through some of those hills on Pebble. How about Augusta? Augusta would be very difficult. Very difficult. If you're a golfer and you, like, a lot of these golfers just kind of do their own reads, and you just want to get your name out there.

If you put Pat Perez on your bag, the entertainment value, you know what I mean? I'll do the research. I'll walk the course to practice around and get some yardage. Like even somebody in the corner of the tree. fairy tour should be reaching out to Perez. Yeah, oh, dude, I would do that in a heartbeat. I do it.

Your own reach. I know my way around the yard. You'd be hysterical watching him on TV, too. Could you imagine? Oh, God, I think it would be incredible. I know what I'm doing. Yeah. It's not easy.

I just had to caddy myself, and it's not. I mean, bro, you're not going to tell me, well, maybe, but I would think so. Maybe Josh everyone got to. And I was in a very relaxed environment of ACC tournament in Tahoe, but like, you still have to, like, rake. There's one point where Josh went in the bunker. and I had to rake the bunker but then he needed his putter

so I had to get into the putter and I didn't know like what way to strategize to do it first because I didn't want to like leave the bunker unsaned but I didn't want Josh to not have his putter at the same thing I was at a loss and there were so many people around and I was holding beers for him too

I was really I was discombobulated you gotta have the you gotta have the rake and the putter assume when he comes out of the bunker you switch the putter for the sandways and this was a this was a like a chill like environment. Dude, I was freaking out. Cutsi FaceTime me when they were in like before the tournament really started.

So when he was out, cutting for Josh on, yeah, it was a practice around. So it was really chill. But like, Cutsi FaceTime me and Josh is like going to do a put and Josh hits a put. And it's close to the hole. But I say in the face time as Allen's getting ready to like knock in to finish it, I was like, Cutsi, they don't just give him that. And Cotty goes, no, no, no. He's like, but Josh makes all of these.

Josh turned out. He made it though, he made it. You got it instill your guy full of confidence. It came around the side. It was scary. Yeah, it was a little bit scary. And then Cutty looked back to the camera and he gave me the whoops. Yeah, dude, tremendous.

What a game, man. What an unbelievable game to get to do this shit. Yeah. But boys, I think that just about does it here, unless Roy or somebody wants to walk on through. But um, I think that does it. To everybody supporting the program, program, like, comment, subscribe. We love you guys for that. There is no such thing as, man. I mean, Sammy, it's tough around here, man. It really is. I'm the biggest Sam Burns fan now of all the time.

You know he's three on the FedEx Cup money list for the year? He would surprise. That's the guy that would surprise people most. Give us your top 10 of who you think is like done the best this year. You would get the Rorys. You'd get the like Shefflers, right? He's had a bit of year. you'd probably get like more a cow or whoever would be like Sam Burns is third even home is done amazing home is done good but like I think a lot of people which is unfortunate but that's his game man he's quiet silent assassin so solid I don't know if he gives a shit or not but for Dean Bob does sports he's in oh wow he's totally in we're a pro Sam Burns podcast yes yeah that would really really special stuff um I need a Gatorade dude it is yeah let's go get a couple Gatorades we're going to be coming to you all weekend long

and we'll just keep the ball rolling. Special, special stuff, fellas. That is another edition. Bob DeSports, Joey, cold cuts, fat, Perez, Bobby Fairways. We will see you next time. Bob DeSports. Club it up. Club it up.

Club it up. Club it up. Good job, boys. There it is. There it is.