Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Coolest Trip in Bob Does Sports History? !

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Like in a bad? Yeah. Like too much. I think you should go ahead. How about, how about like... How about, like... How about, like, that's a vibe? That's a vibe.
Starting point is 00:00:10 I like that. How about some French toast for binyam? For binyam. All right. We're back to Bob the Sports podcast. Before we even get into anything, I just, I need to know. I mean, you heard it from ticket. What did the big ticket do for his talent show?
Starting point is 00:00:28 He, well, one year, sounded like a pretty rough comedy set. That just did, well, didn't really do what he wanted. So he pivoted to impressions of 70s rock stars. I don't believe there was any music involved. Is that correct? No music. No music, just voices.
Starting point is 00:00:45 You just have a mic. You got up on the stage and did this to where everybody was just kind of looking. You didn't even have music in the back? No music, Bob. Are you serious? Give us your best one. Give me a song. Get in the camera.
Starting point is 00:01:02 How about, how about, uh, I mean, that's this front. Harvest Moon by Neil Young. You want a different one? I'm going to do Neil Young, but I'm trying to think of a different song. Okay, think of this in the Card of Gold, Ohio. Hard of Gold is good. Keep me waiting for a part of all.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yeah. And I'm getting old. So I was about five minutes of that. Different artists. You just bumped right. Yeah, I would go into Bob Dylan. Yeah, Bob Dylan's an easy. Is that your best?
Starting point is 00:01:32 No, none of them are my best. I don't have the best. Did you have you do in the talent show? Yeah, it was sort of like an ironic Like I was trying to like go on And I was kind of trying to bomb Like I was kind of trying to make fun of the whole thing You were, so you held on to it.
Starting point is 00:01:46 He was trolling. I was trolling himself. What year was this? Right around. High school 2009. That's near here nor there though. Did you do a serious comedy set that you bombed? So you waited 365 days to do an ironic set
Starting point is 00:02:00 To bomb on purpose? I bombed on purpose on both. I have picked. I didn't think I have five great minutes. I got up there. What's the most inappropriate thing I could possibly think about? Yep. But they have to give me my time.
Starting point is 00:02:12 That's right. As long as I don't curse. Yes. And so I just bored people to death. That's my time, guys. That's my time. Thank you for joining this. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Bob, did you like that, Bob? Yeah. Did that tickle you? He always wants to please, Bob. It's pretty wild. Ticket might be the, it's a traveling circus. ticket might be the craziest out of every single one of us and I mean that in a good way I know it doesn't sound like I mean it in a good way but you might be the crazy just as he is he's
Starting point is 00:02:41 definitely he definitely would you would you label the big ticket as the craziest of us all yeah but in the best in the best and worst way oh but mainly the best I'm crazy I think we're all nut jobs to be honest got some stuff who's the least crazy the least crazy would be these two oh I thought you're pointing I'm I'm giving a splare but these two me you two are the least crazy. Yeah. Well, no, but I'm separating me from...
Starting point is 00:03:06 No, no, no, you... I'm like a normal... No, it's... When you give your best, like, like, if we're talking, like, stock, stock performance, you two are the most normal for sure. Okay, he's like IBM.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Yeah, you're like, you're like Blue Bloods. It's like Kansas, Kentucky. You know what I mean? Blue Chip stocks? You're like Appalachian State. You're like Crocs. Oh, like, I never warned, though, yeah, it's like a style, very volatile.
Starting point is 00:03:28 I was saying it yesterday, and I think it's really true. I think from Ferg asked us I think you're the wildest but you're the craziest right and I think that's right do you agree with that? I think that's probably correct
Starting point is 00:03:42 in a good way though it all it all works wild it all works somehow and we have a new thing for Perez whenever Perez gets really drunk we call him by his middle name Leland he no longer goes by yeah when you see him stumbling out of the town I rolled into the
Starting point is 00:03:58 you know the big L's coming in for a round of shots. I rolled into the lounge here because we're here doing some stuff. Calway, rolling to the lounge and Kiera just looks at me. Kira Dixon is she's like, she goes, hey Leland. No way. I was like, I don't know who told you that, but I don't like that at all. Wait, I didn't know this. The first that I've heard this. Yeah. Who told her? I must have been Joe. Did you? I might have said something. Oh, Joey D. What happened is she was asking me what his actual name was.
Starting point is 00:04:32 She was asking me. She asked, she's like, his name's not Perez, is it? I'm like, no. She's like, what's his actual name? So I couldn't just say Nick. I was like, Nicholas Leeland. Yeah, he could have just said Nick. Yeah, very well.
Starting point is 00:04:45 What do you mean you couldn't just say, you very well? You very well. You couldn't just say Nick. You're so much more than Nick. She didn't ask for my full legal name. What's his real name? Nick. You know what is?
Starting point is 00:04:55 Like you have to include the Leland. No. You don't. You don't. You don't. It's crazy that I do think about is like. Whenever Perez introduces himself to somebody, especially if we go to film,
Starting point is 00:05:03 and I'm sure we'll get into a little bit, but we filmed with John and Rahm, which we'll talk about, Shafley, all these guys is amazing. But when Perez goes to introduce himself, the fact that he's giving them a fake name, I think is hysterical.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Like hearing Rom call Perez, Perez, and like he really thought that was his name. What's your actual name? It was the first thing he said. I was like, what's going on, I'm Perez?
Starting point is 00:05:24 He's like, what's your real name? I was like, Nick. Yeah, okay, cool. And then he didn't say, And Joe was like, Nick was Leeland.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Yeah, Rom called you FP after that was all good. That was sick. And by the way, I do the same. I mean, I think people think my name is Jet because I do the same thing. You had a, you had a tough phase in the beginning. Like, you didn't know if you should, like, whenever you introduced yourself to somebody, you didn't know if you should go with Jet or you should go with Benny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:48 And then I just, I bought in. Yeah. You have to. And it's fine. Anything with bought. Yeah. I think it's like you're tentative at first. I wasn't thrilled on cold cuts at first.
Starting point is 00:05:57 No. You buy in. You embrace it. It's like a football team once everybody buys it. Because it's either going to be battling it or you're just going to embrace it. Absolutely. And I learned how to, I learned to embrace a lot of shit through,
Starting point is 00:06:07 uh, through, through, through being with Bob. Like, it's true. I think we all, we all.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Yeah. Yeah. It's bad. It's good. It's so much, it's so much better to just roll with it. It's easier to roll with the punches than to try to duck and dodge of it. Nobody rolls with the punches better than Perez.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Like you could, yeah, he's a game. You know what you're very good at. You're very, um, Like you could bust Perez's balls for a good 20 minutes straight and he'll just wear it. Like when he got to the course yesterday, he took a bit of a something happened to the course yesterday where it was like 10 minutes straight.
Starting point is 00:06:35 He did something and we were pushing balls. Perez probably takes it better than anybody. Yeah. And he's good at giving it too. He is. Look, if you're getting dishes, if you have like a crew like roasting somebody, he'll always come in with the best bar. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I also think that with our crew there's like an undiscussed like rule that it's always content first. So like you can't get. upset if someone's getting something that they're going to share or post yeah which is normally Bob like let's just call a spade a spade but like it's just we all understand at this point now that it's just like it it it helps the page yeah but that that was that was a big adjustment for me personally yeah because I was like what I'm sure for you I was like what though what is going on here and then you're like all right whatever this is you just learned to roll with it it's gonna be better in the long run just
Starting point is 00:07:24 got to trust Bob you know whatever Bob's putting out there that he thinks is good you're just like well I'm getting buried here and I don't particularly like it but if Bob thinks it's good then I guess we're going to go with it. It helps everybody and it hurts somebody. It hurts to one person but it does stimulate the economy. That's what we're here to do. That's what we're here to do. Okay fellas let's talk about a little bit about the Callaway event. I'll be honest with you when we first signed the Callaway. I thought it was the coolest thing I thought clubs, balls, all of that's cool. I didn't really factor in
Starting point is 00:07:56 and something that we spoke about but like until it act that day actually comes we talked about filming with some of their pros and whatnot. Oh my God. This week being able to film
Starting point is 00:08:06 with John Rom number one in the world right now Xander Shoffley which to me was I mean they were all unbelievable Ron was unbelievable Shoffley was because I've been a huge Shofley fan
Starting point is 00:08:15 for a long time Sam Burns and then a lot of from the LPGA which was really cool too across the board I think That was the coolest thing. Perez, I'll probably start with you for your tape because for you,
Starting point is 00:08:27 especially being the golf fanatic that you are, this had to be bizarre. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, I don't think I envision this happening in my life. But you just like, you know what's about to happen, especially coming into the week and stuff, that we knew we were going to like, hey, we're going to have some times with these guys. But until you see them roll up in the cart and you're like, oh my God, like, that is just. Ron. And like he looks exactly like it's as you like to say he looks 50 he looks more like John Rom than John Rom I thought that he's true and so yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:09:04 he rolled by and you were like holy shit all the sudden in the world him John Rom yeah see a Hamzander Burns and Fertelli and um I mean how we yeah hadwin yeah and we played with we played with onica this morning I mean best women's golfer of all time. Em, Mattale was awesome. Yeah, I mean, to, like,
Starting point is 00:09:27 be around them is one thing, and then to, like, play golf with them is, like, a, like, a whole different thing. And, um, how about impressing them? Which is something about it.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I didn't really do, but Perez did. I mean, a couple of shots that they were like, well, I thought you meant, like, compressing the humans. I was like,
Starting point is 00:09:44 what are you talking? Impressing them with some of his shots. A couple of shots. A couple of shots. So I won't give it away. But, like, they were just like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Like that's a golf swing. That's got to be wild to hear. Like I, it's crazy. Yeah. I mean, uh, you're,
Starting point is 00:10:01 I don't know. I think in the moment I'm like not thinking about them and, because you're not going to be able like, if you're thinking about like, oh my God, I'm like with these guys, you're going to tighten up and I know we, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:12 at the end of the day, we don't want like throw up on ourselves. So I think when I see this video come out and like, and like, and you know, I think it's going to like hit home. Like right now I feel like we're just, we're doing what we're,
Starting point is 00:10:21 we're, to do. But yeah, I think, you know, I'm sure I'll lay in bed tonight and think about that shot with Rom and some putts with Onica, you know, some stuff that happened that were pretty bizarre. So. And they also threw you guys, they tossed you guys through their, through their gauntlet, which led to some pretty, pretty funny moments.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Some wild stuff, yeah, for sure. For me, one of the funniest moments, like you had Perez stick it tighter than rum, which was hysterical to see. On the iron shot in, but when Joe, when Rom asked Joe for yardage, that to me was one of the funniest things I've ever. Like, I ran over to get my phone just to get it like for my records too to have that. And you got the best shot of it. Yeah, he's like, and then Joe's like dialing in the yardage and he's just like, I got you cover, John. You got 85.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And like, who Lord only knows if it was 85, if it was 85 or not. He gave him. He stuck one tight. Yeah, it could have been tighter. He gave him two numbers and he's like, why is the two numbers? And Joe starts explaining slope and range finders to John Rom. As if he has no idea. He's like, well, John, it gives you one number here and then this other number that it gives up,
Starting point is 00:11:35 up in the left corner. It factors in the amount of hill that you have because it plays a little bit uphill in some cases. And I'm like, John's just trying to say it was adjusted. It was, it was funny. And bless it. A kick out of it. Bless his heart, he listened. He listened to your explanation.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Yeah. John, you need a cat. He doesn't need a cat. I'll tell you, the other thing is, and Perez explained this too. There's some things I just don't understand, like, from a golf mentality. Like, I guess I just don't see it from that side of things. We had a shot inside of him, thanks to Perez, and we had marked it, and I was just simply asking him, do you want me to move the mark so, like, it's not in your putting line?
Starting point is 00:12:15 And he just started fucking dying. It was hysterical. It was hysterical. It was a nice. I was like, John, would you like me to move the mark? the mark was because he thought you were he thought I was
Starting point is 00:12:27 flexing on you were just trying thought you were being genuine to hand I almost saw it the other way I almost thought that Ron found it funny that he that Joe legitimately thought that his marker
Starting point is 00:12:37 was going to be in the way I don't think so it was it was the fact that yeah it was the fact that we had a mark to move that was inside of him it was like it's like oh do you need me to get like my better shot out of the way for you
Starting point is 00:12:49 like that's what it was whatever the case And he was like, oh, okay. Like, he was like, he took it his sort of shady. And he liked it. Oh, yeah, it was good. You know, I was just, like, baffled a little bit by it, but. I guess you could say this is part two of the original podcast.
Starting point is 00:13:06 You guys probably noticed that we are all wearing different attire. Probably, Joey D. John would be the giveaway. Joey D would be a dead giveaway for that. We actually had to leave the podcast room for a bit, come back. Do it today, which is the following day for us. I think what Alex we were talking about was we were at the Callaway filming, which was amazing. We talked about the players.
Starting point is 00:13:27 We talked about John Rom, Colin Perez, FP. For fuel's was really, really special. And then one big one for me that I was really excited about, Zander Shoffley, I've been a big Xander guy. We got Zander and Sam Burns at the same time. I think what surprised me the most was how much shit they talked, which we loved. Yeah, it's tight. Zander was surprisingly the worst Like in terms of like chirping
Starting point is 00:13:54 Like you're gonna have to mic that Like the best worst Like the best like like like Like came at us the most Which is actually the best The best like when I say worse Like he was like in it Which was amazing
Starting point is 00:14:03 He was fucking just firing And even when at Burns at one point Burns was his own teammate Yeah That's true It was unreal He did that's so he took a shot at Burns I didn't hear that one
Starting point is 00:14:14 Oh yeah He came for blood He got it talked about like He had a bad shot And then like he basically like referenced that soon he's going to have to be our fourth because he's going to be out of a job and like a very funny they're really close they're really good friends but no Perez said something like presenter made a great shot but burns was in the bunker and Perez was like great shot too
Starting point is 00:14:33 bad you're not going to be able to use it and he's like well that's a shame he said something about like his partner and I'm making a better shot yeah they were chippy was I liked it chippy they were awesome but yeah I think that's kind of the stuff that we didn't really think about when we signed with Callaway I mean we did but like when then you really see it happen and And the next thing, you know, like, Rom shows up to the whole. Jay, you said yesterday, and I know this is in the same podcast, but things was you that said, John Rom looks more like John Rom in person. That's a person.
Starting point is 00:15:01 No, it's starting with 50 cent in Miami because he walks by and you're like, oh, it really looks like he looks just like 50 cent. It was him. And that's what happened with John. But it's only if somebody is so like, John Rom is the type of guy who he's like, he transcends, you know, people. Like when he walks by everybody, you're like, holy shit. Yeah. but just a normal guy he was amazing
Starting point is 00:15:23 how much you know I think all these guys are just people I think too because they kind of reference that but to us I mean people they're like you know
Starting point is 00:15:33 that made no sense I think sometimes we get surprised on how like even hearing the John Rom Jesus tick tickets going through a full wardrobe change 2023 tick right there
Starting point is 00:15:45 wow is this getting bigger those are just that's That's a jiggly dog. Yeah, yeah. New stretch marks show up every single day. Every day. Looks like there's some milk and cookies.
Starting point is 00:15:56 By the way, be careful, dude. That's a fine line. Do you guys know the tickets? I remember when I had a small one like that. It expands fast. I bet you think you're... And now I've been trying to lose it for a while.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I bet you think you're fat right now. Just wait. I turned to FP in the car yesterday as on the car came And I asked, I was like, am I getting a little, like, am I getting a little bit bigger? And he just looked at me. And then he's like, am I? I told you, no at the time. I told you in the hotel room the other last night, you were like changing.
Starting point is 00:16:33 You kind of like turned to the side and like leaned over. And I was like, oh, I was like, Bob. Yeah, he's like, can I tell you something without you getting upset? Yeah. Really? It's like you are. I think it's what he said. I think you look, you're stronger.
Starting point is 00:16:46 You look a little. That's what he looks like. Appreciate that. You look as good as you've ever. I think. I think you look fantastic. Is it so? Genuinely.
Starting point is 00:16:52 You know I shoot you straight. Yeah. I think he looks better a month ago. Really? Yeah. So did I. Tell me you coming. So did I.
Starting point is 00:17:02 You got banged up last night, but like, he got banged up last night, but we went to the bar. You put down that Jack and Coke faster than I've ever seen. Those Jack and Cokes were going down smooth. And you even said, you were like, this one almost went down too smooth to where that was the fastest cocktail I've ever seen drank. Let it be known that they did go down too smooth. Rumor has it. Perez ordered the first.
Starting point is 00:17:27 It was a triple. And then Leland started off ordering after that. Wait, you ordered it. You ordered a, you ordered a, I ordered a, when I, I, I, I showed up to the Calaway dinner at the end. And, uh, my first order was a, was a triple jack and coke. And a pint glass. Did they look at you weird when you ordered the triple?
Starting point is 00:17:47 I mean, not as weird as they did when I walked in. And then Verge said he took the glass out of the restaurant. I did. I left with the glass. Oh. You went to dinner with that? But he picks, it was like he picks the bad days to go out and get hammered. He always picks the worst.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Like I even said to my sign, I was like, there's no, this is not the night. Tonight would be the night to get hammered. But you know why? Because he's not afraid to have a bad time in order to have a good time. Yeah, that is true. I'm not afraid to have a bad time. Yeah. I will go out on a limb and go do something that ends up being awful because there's a chance.
Starting point is 00:18:18 because there's a chance that it could end up being really good. But last night would be an exact... I did like six things. All of them were decent. None of them great, but aggregated together. It was a good night. Perez going on and getting banged up like that and having to deal with the hangovers is like me betting.
Starting point is 00:18:35 It's like the good times outweigh the times where you lose money. But you're always willing just to go back to the well. But even like the breezy invitation, I think we could all agree. The worst night. to get wasted. The night before the Breezy Invitation. You can't pick a worst night to get wasted.
Starting point is 00:18:55 And he got annihilated. Although I got a little buzzed up when we went to the Barstool Bar after. I got a little buzzed up. Was that the night before? Yes. Because that was the night before, yeah, because that was tickets. You ended up with Jerry.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, I did end up with Jerry. The par three poppy. I was going to say that, no, the ticket, his new alien, because you know he's been trying to get the ticket, So he he he I said to ticket today because every time we get to a par three sometimes he forgets to because he's at the T-box I'm like you got like par three and then I was like ticket you're the par three poppy like that's who you are and no so now he's he comes up to me on the next green he goes you know I can't get the ticket he's like I might have to go with the par three
Starting point is 00:19:38 poppy. That's a great name. And it's not it's tough it might be a tough username but even as your bio it's got to be like big ticket the par three poppy. I think it's got to be And what happened When we told Bob about Oh so yeah
Starting point is 00:19:50 So Bob immediately Shot it down He didn't like The name The par three poppy Perez seems to be for it I'm for it And I imagine
Starting point is 00:19:58 Cutsi would be for it as well I like big tickets Oh Yeah I just don't like The bar free poppy I can just sidebar Into a new nickname But he can be
Starting point is 00:20:07 It's true I've had 15 I mean It's like it's an alter ego It's an alter ego Yeah but it's like Leeland He's you know
Starting point is 00:20:15 He's a demo And then he's, you know. Yeah. We all agree, though, that demo was never. No. Demo? You were demo?
Starting point is 00:20:21 We called him Demo Real Neal. And then it went to demo. It was a terrible. It was a terrible. What is that? It was a terrible. Like a demo real. Like a demo real?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Yeah. Demo real. Demo real Neil because he was in production. Dude, when I was in, I didn't know who he was. And I just, you guys called him by a hundred different names. I had no idea who the guy was. But now, we've embraced a big ticket. I think you got to see it a lot.
Starting point is 00:20:42 He wants ticket. I want the and big removed. No. Scrug from history. No. No, but I don't want. You know what? I just end up calling him a tick.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Although it's becoming more appropriate by the day. It's funny because our nicknames like they shorten. Everybody's nookly. You went big shot here. You do the work. So I went from like cold cuts to like. Cutsy. Now I'm like Cutsi.
Starting point is 00:21:04 To like Perez went to. Yeah, somehow I'm da now. Perez went to like Fat Perez to Perez to now FP. Yeah. And ticket, he went from the big ticket to now. I just call him Tick. So we always shorten and they condensed. So like I feel like you could just embrace multiple nicknames within your nickname.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Call you T. What was, um... Joe calls me Mr. T. I call Mr. T. What was, um... What was Roger Steele calling you today? By the way, we'll get that in a second. Roger Steele hit a drive 608 yards today.
Starting point is 00:21:34 He calls me, um... Pressure P. Yeah, that's kind of fine. That's actually, yeah. It's a dope. Yeah. And he says it's so cool. He's like, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:21:41 We got pressure P coming on. That is pretty. That is pretty. That's like that DJ voice. That's the coolest I've ever been for nine holes. That's the coolest I've ever been. It's funny like when somebody new meets us, it happened to one of us the other day, we were in a car with somebody and they don't. There's so many names that we throw at them.
Starting point is 00:22:00 They'll be like, okay, so Jamie's the same guy as Showtime or like Neil is the same one as the big ticket. Dude, there's times on the course when I'm with the camera because they everybody thinks it's jet and then you'll say Bin Yaman and whoever's with us will glance you. Like they think it's an inside joke that means nothing. Yeah. And then they just keep, or they just don't even realize, they just keep moving. But the followers know who Bin Yamin is.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Well, because they got me a little French toe. It's rising style. That's become, by the way, bin Yaman is now the most popular thing to call me. How do you actually pronounce your name? Is it bin Jamin?
Starting point is 00:22:31 No, it's been, it's not Yaman, it's Yaman. Binyaman? Yeah, but bin Yaman is way cool. Yeah. Big Jaman's way.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Yeah, way cooler. It's Hebrew. It's like, it's pronounced both ways, but the way I grew up pronounced the way I said it. More like,
Starting point is 00:22:46 Bin Yomin. Bin Yomi. Bin Yamed. Ticket. It's nice. Yeah, I like that a lot. But when you start saying it, the first few times you said,
Starting point is 00:22:56 I was like, that was kind of cool. So I'm not going to, I wasn't going to correct. Yeah. But yeah. This is like Tyrod Taylor? Like,
Starting point is 00:23:02 Tarad? His name's actually Tarad. Is it? Is it? Is it really? Yeah, he just never. Yeah. It sounds so much better.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I think that's right. Then they went to Ty God. They, I think that's the way actually with Travis Kelsey, too. Travis Kelsey's not pronounced. Or it's not Yeah, it's like a different And he's just never said anything
Starting point is 00:23:19 Yeah, I think it's actually It's supposed to be They did a thing on it That it's actually It's like if it ain't broke Don't fix it kind of deal, you know? Yeah and he just kind of We just like never said anything about it
Starting point is 00:23:29 Maybe you just like the way it's like But yeah, I'm almost positive That's actually just kind of like the way you look Or the way you say I guarantee it By the way cuts he's gone through Like main nickname Cutsi's probably maybe gone through the most
Starting point is 00:23:40 He said Giuseppe Cuts Dah I just call him I call him Joseph. Joseph. I only call him cuts them. I love when you go,
Starting point is 00:23:47 Oh, Joseph. Yeah. I would never, I've never called you Joe in my entire life or Joey. So the funny thing is back home, like I've only been known as Joe. Like,
Starting point is 00:23:56 among my, like, high school friends and stuff has always been Joe. And then like, Giuseppe is like when my mom would call me when she's pissed. That's amazing. She'd be like, Giuseppe.
Starting point is 00:24:05 And I, no, my uncle called me Giuseppe too, but like, family. Yeah, Joey never was my nickname growing up. It was never Joey.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Joey's good name. Joey is a good name. You bust it out to me. My real name is Joseph. When you told me, like, years into our friendship, you told me that your parents called you Giuseppe and that was game over. I mean, that's a great name. It's a great name.
Starting point is 00:24:26 It's funny because some people will call me different things. Like, Grand Horvette only calls me Giuseppe. He does. Yeah, he always goes, well, Giuseppe's got, you know, his games coming together here. I think he just likes the way. It feels good to say. He loves him. He smiles.
Starting point is 00:24:43 You feel like eloquent. It's like rubbing like animal wool on your tongue. Yeah. You say Giuseppe and it's like it rolls off the top. You feel like smarter when you say Jessup. I will say every time Grant says it, he's got the biggest smile. Yeah. He can't help.
Starting point is 00:24:58 He's got a man with a big chomper's on. I think he does videos with us. Just so he can say Giuseppe for two hours. Are we going to talk about the Calloway itinerary the morning of? Joe said that to me, where he just had. BDS fat. Oh yeah. The director,
Starting point is 00:25:18 he sent out the schedules to everybody and Martin comes up to me, Mr. Borgmeier, and it's like the first day and he's like, oh look at this. And he points the thing up. He's like, look at the itinerary. It's BDS spots.
Starting point is 00:25:34 And Josh Kelly and Martin just started howling a laughter. And Jeff was there and he's like, well, we call everybody by their screening. I know what's that. Look at it. You know what? To be fair.
Starting point is 00:25:46 You fuck sorry. That could have been fucking any of us. You know what? You're soft. That could have been fucking any one of us. But then and then I think afterwards is fat. Jeff was bad about it, I think, or he said. So when he saw Perez because Perez didn't show up to like an hour later.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Because he was getting back from a vicious hangover. But then he saw him and he was like, yeah, by the way, I'm sorry. The thing said fat on there. I could change it in Perez. What did you say? You said something like, it's, it's my name.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Like I said like, if I wanted it to be different, I would do something about it. And then he goes, at this point, it is what it is. He goes, he goes,
Starting point is 00:26:24 yeah, it is what it is. Yeah, it's like that. It's like, it's like, it's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:26:30 he was like, he was talking about Pat Perez or is fat Perez. He's like, you were like, you were like, you know, Pat Perez saw him,
Starting point is 00:26:38 he's like, he'd probably tell me I was fat. And then John Rom is over his point. Probably. Yeah, he probably would. That's tough. By the way, John Rom hit a put that I have never seen gone more in the center of a cup
Starting point is 00:26:49 in my life. Half a second. It was, remember when he just hit that just right at the center of the cup? And he drilled it. And literally, I've never seen to go more in the middle of the cup than that one that he hit. He's a good player. It's a good player.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Bright future. Bright future. Yeah. I think he's got a, yeah. What do you like to say? I think he's got a future in this game. Yeah. I think he's got a few.
Starting point is 00:27:11 My dad loved when you said that. When you said that to Bryson, my dad got a kick out of that. Oh, do you be like, yeah. You're like, you got a bright future. He got such a kick out of that. I wish I was there for that part. I know. That was weird, just watching from afar.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Because this was your first time watching Martin then, because we played with him. Yeah, you guys had the time with Martin before, who you guys were, you nailed it just about him. He's a character. He's so happy. He's so, I get such a kick out. Even I was riding in the car with him today. He's just, he's so funny. So full of life.
Starting point is 00:27:40 And it's just like, jubilant individual. Yeah. He's the man. You do a really good Martin, Joey Day. Oh, look at this. It's BGS FOTts. Ridiculous, man.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I mean, he was very excited. It was like seven in the morning. He's an excited guy. He's always like, he's got such high energy at all time. He does. No, the only time I didn't see him full of energy was. Airport. Airport.
Starting point is 00:28:04 He was body bagged. But he was, he'd just flown from Munich. He had flown from Munich to Chicago, to Chicago, back to Jackson. And he was still more up than I would normally. Bob, I got, I'm. What? Something's at. I mean, this is great.
Starting point is 00:28:18 It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, get a mic. What's going on? What, what are you guys doing? I'm not saying. I mean, what is what, what photo did you send Bob? Oh, you know, is the comment? You guys speak or. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Starting point is 00:28:33 If Bob starts, if Bob starts giggling like a school girl, you know somebody just sent him a just horrific photo of somebody. I mean, listen, and having Bob's phone away from him during the podcast. Yeah, well. Yeah. You know what two to where, like, I know the photos of me.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I know with you. When I've run out with you, you're just all over. But now we all kind of do where everybody's trying to get to capture this. We're all getting better at it. We're all getting better at it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:00 We're sick. We're after each other's throats. But now everybody's got their head. Five pictures. It's so bad. It's like it's a eat or get eaten kind of game. I know it is. There's no.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Like there's no, there's no worse feeling than when you're on the outside and everybody's laughing and you know that someone's got some dirt on you. They're just roasting you in front of your face but behind your back at the same time. By the way, too, like even like when we're like just like even in the day to day in the car stuff like that and the Airbnb's and stuff, we have so much fun together. There's always so many laughs that like there's so many times where like you hear you guys like laughing like fuck like that sounds so funny. I wish I was in on that to where like there's all the side banter going on. You just hear people start cracking up and like, damn, I wish I was in on that one. Some of my favorite, by the way, is when we're in the van, when we're in the Pacifica, Bob always sits in the back, then it's normally me and Jet in the middle and Ticket and Perez. That's when it happens to maybe them are in the front.
Starting point is 00:30:00 It is mass chaos. I love. It's mayhem and ticket is normally crying. I love, I love, I love essentially trying to get him to like, ass out. I want him to laugh so hard he just can't function anymore. It's some of my favorite things. It's
Starting point is 00:30:19 silent and all you hear is ticket just howling. And him and Perez is the only way to get through a drive. Listen man, he's a funny guy. Funny how? We said for his two, like, when Perez is cracking up when he gets up on a heater, like he has you and he knows
Starting point is 00:30:35 he has you laughing and he'll keep going and going and he'll just till he sinks you. Well, that's what Some guys have like a better like jab like they got a better knockout punch like they might say something that is so drop dead funny but what Perez
Starting point is 00:30:51 does is he never lets you stop. He'll keep going and one thing's funny now he's got you going downhill. He says another thing you're going further downhill now you're going down Everest he's hits you with another one and all of a sudden you've been laughing crying for almost two minutes
Starting point is 00:31:07 nonstop. I'm like a boxer I'm holding you up on the Correct. Not letting me fall down. You're a 12-round guy. You're a 12-round guy. You're a 12-round guy. I see this as a workout.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Yeah. And then what will generally happen is there'll be something that's said, and then Bob catches wind of it. Like when you guys were talking to DJ Callet and all of a sudden in the back, I just hear Bob, honey, honey, honey, honey. And then Jet starts coming in. And normally, I have no idea what is being said. So I am most likely always on the outside looking at.
Starting point is 00:31:38 It's so funny. I'm like, guys, what are you laughing about? And they just keep going. Going. And like, 10 minutes later, I'm like, guys, what was that about?
Starting point is 00:31:44 And they explained it to me. It's the best. And the joke's already done. It's the best. Driver, hand me my driver. I just love that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Or Jed said to you, like, don't you ever disrespect to something? And Bob just starts dying. And it's just like, yeah, just builds. I was so happy in the last podcast
Starting point is 00:31:58 when Joe asked, he's like, if there's anybody that you could get on. And I, I didn't have an, I, like, I couldn't think of an answer. And Perez saved me
Starting point is 00:32:05 when he said DJ Khalid because it actually, he's so high up that. Outside of like the tigers and stuff like that. Have you ever DMed him? He ain't answering that DM? No. Joe, Joe, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:32:20 He's got a half a million people falling with a blue check. I'm saying it's got to go to the top of his DMs. Yeah, along with T-Pain and Hezbollah. He's messaging them regularly, I'm sure. Like, it would be in his message request. Maybe. You missed 100. You start with Assad and make our way off.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I will say there are some guys. where I worry, like, if I ever do, like, it's happened before where, like, I've asked him so many times to come on the show. Not that I ever go in and, like, say something stupid to him, but, like, for example, if Tony Fienow ever reads his DMs, if he ever goes into the one with me, it's going to be a tough look because I've asked him to come on the show. Beyond even just. I've mentioned in a story. It's probably just lines and lines of lines of mentioned you in the story. Yeah. And those ones are the worst because you can't even delete them.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah. But the story he wouldn't be able to see. No, but it's the same message. I have the message you could still go back and delete it if he hasn't seen it. Yeah. The stories are, you're here. I have the same problem. I've DM'd before I was working, we were working together.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I've DMed every single person that works in media. And it's like, we've met them. And I don't know if they've noticed, but it's not like, it's just, you're like, oh, shit, like, that's going to be cringy if they look at the, their DMs and see what I said. Not that it was anything bad, but it was like begging for a job or something like asking to help them.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Me and you, for Play, remember when Brendan Jones before Play asked you to send something to him or he showed you? And then like he looked, he's like, oh, wow, he's like,
Starting point is 00:33:52 you've reached out to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did it from the Foreplay company. He saw it sent in a million days. I bet that's where I, people have DM me and like I've seen it like in previous ones to where like two, three years back,
Starting point is 00:34:06 there's DMs of me, like asking them to share my post and send it to three friends. In the overnight shifts, I would just send same DMs to people like, hey man, thanks for the support if you don't mind tagging people. And so like those are coming. But that you got to go.
Starting point is 00:34:24 You got to, yeah. Hey, you want to buy a knife? You got to go through the, through that, those cringe moments to, you know, make it happen. Doesn't that make you appreciate, though, the grind? Yeah, that's part of the time. I think, yeah. That's why I said if Jet wasn't here today,
Starting point is 00:34:37 jet would probably be with like Rick Shields or like there'd be somebody that he would he would be with. Yeah, in reverse. Not everybody's going to get that one. No, but it's good. If it did, if you did, if you did, congratulations. You're going to. We still have plans, by the way, to go see with the Rich Schills.
Starting point is 00:34:56 We had to push it, both parties had to push it back a little bit, but we still really do want to go see Richard. That is something that I really, really, that was, yeah, I really am. Good, good week, by the way. coming up very, very shortly. I got moved to Palm Springs. Cutsi really wants to go to Paines Valley, and I don't blame him, I get it.
Starting point is 00:35:14 It's not the time of year for it. No, I understand that, but there's something about going to, like, a new spot that you've never been that looks so pure and looks so awesome. One thing, Perez and I talked about is going to Virginia. I heard Perez told me he's got Virginia.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Like, when we go, he's got it. Oh, yeah. This Kimlock looks really good. We're not going to be able to film the Kinlock. I'm saying, when we go there, we're basically, he is going to. We'll film my club. We'll film it.
Starting point is 00:35:40 It would be like going to Manchester with Rick Shields in the sense of a hosting standpoint. Like if when we go to Virginia, we will not have to type of a thing. Could we play Kinloch and not film? We could play Kinloch, but we couldn't film. I'd like to do that. Maybe we can, I don't know what we can do.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Yeah. You were. Oh yeah, Jet doesn't like that. No, I don't, I like it. Jet does not. You could play the round with us. Oh, that's fine. Where do you want to go?
Starting point is 00:36:02 Where do you want to go? I don't know. Oh, the Ticket. Where did you want to go. It gave us two realistic options. here on Glenn, New Jersey. Okay. That's an inside baseball kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:36:14 You guys didn't get it. It's fine. I'd also... You got one more shot, too. I'd love to go to... Tulsa? Anywhere in Ireland would be sick, to be honest. I mean, I think anywhere, like, anywhere, like, near the cliffside of Ireland, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:28 like really dancing with the devil there. I think that would be a lot fun. Beard. I heard of Oldhead. I had old head. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's exactly what you just described.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Correct. Okay. Yeah. I'm a clouds kind of guy. like this son, I'm getting murdered. You look like... We're getting years off my life. You look like a strawberry.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Spend it. Because all we do is go to deserts in Miami. It's like let's go to deserts in Miami. To the UK. It rains in the UK all the time. It's fantastic. Rain sounds like a great change of pace. Rain.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Rain's tough for us. Rain's tough for what we do. I would love to teach you guys to Canada. Canada. would be a plan. Oh, Canada? Canada would be awesome. Canada would be sick too. I would love in the summertime. I feel like for Canada, something we talked about doing a lot that we really would be so great to do is the behind the scene stuff. Like one of these trips, like a travel type thing, like when we're just filming us in Canada around like Manchester where Joe grew up
Starting point is 00:37:29 like that would be. Yeah, Joe's been talking about Whistler. Wistler's amazing. I just, I just want some, I just want some T-Bah house. Yeah, we would go straight to Timmie homes. But is it one of of those things where it would be like for what it is, Tim Hortons would be good compared to like the Dunkin's stuff or is it something where it's like and that's okay if it is something. Tim Hordens is like a better version of Dunkin-Dolns.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Okay, there you go. It's like it's like 10 times better. Yeah. Oh, you've had a ticket? Ticket lost. Timmy Hose's. Timmy Hose. Timmy Hose. Timothy Hose. It's one of those things that is absolutely not overrated. It's so good. I got the and you know the crazy thing about it is Tim Horton
Starting point is 00:38:05 was actually a hockey player who created Donuts. Isn't every Canadian a hockey player at some point? Yeah. But you know what I, you know what I'm saying to RJ? You know what our national sport is? Our national sport is curling. No.
Starting point is 00:38:21 I mentioned this to RJ. Skiing. No. Golf. No. Football. No. Is it like some ridiculous, some like wild sport?
Starting point is 00:38:31 Lacrosse. Oh, you guys do love lacrosse. Yeah. You were touching one of your post. Videos from like there's like indoor lacrosse leagues. and Canada, there was one with a goalie that was just fantastic. Like, I got to find it. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:38:44 You've ever seen them? They just walk around like shit in the cat and boo. Did you see, you see cut these Draft Kings ad on Instagram where he just, yeah, he had a basketball. Just like, grab the basketball, just like, bang. It's college basketball playoff time. People, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Your hair is unbelievable. He was worried that the Wilson, that they were going to bang him for the Wilson thing. So he's trying to position it so that you could. you see the full name of the Wilson. Draft Kings is here and so has gone. By the way, I just want to say, it is so hard to say that many things in 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Speaking of basketball, I might be dating myself or undating myself. Do you remember in like elementary school, there was always one kid doing the spider under his legs at all times? Yes, yeah, of course. You cannot walk down a hall without somebody doing that thing. And one was that and one. It's true.
Starting point is 00:39:32 The weirdest thing of there was one guy. There was a hacky sack kid. No, 100%. a spider basketball. And the kid that ran everywhere. You ever see that? The kid with the big backpack that ran everywhere. And the kid that just
Starting point is 00:39:47 came from art class that always had that blue Yes, correct. It was almost like silly putty. And the kid who wore shorts every single day. Every single day. That's right. The dead winner. That's right. By the Caliway shoot one of the most impressive things, like the three-day shoot seeing all them
Starting point is 00:40:03 doing their thing was pretty freaking impressive. Can we just talk about the drones for a Second. All of that. Please talk about this. We were just talking about school and high schoolers. They literally brought high school kids out to fly these, like, sport drones. They're unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:40:21 That has been another edition, a wild edition. The Bob does Sports Podcast. Stay tuned to more coming your way. As always, we're going to Ireland. Take care. Tomorrow. Bobda Sports Podcast.

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