Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Most Chaotic Bob Does Sports Podcast Of All Time

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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I don't need to be. Here comes Leo Messi, boys. Y. I'm on the screen. There we go. D-Man. Yeah, what the fuck? What is your deal, dude?

Huh? What is your deal? What do you mean? What's my deal? You have been on one, man. Me? Yeah. Yeah.

Why didn't even say anything yet? How have I been on one? Well, you're six minutes late and you're texting the group like. For starters, I was looking for a link to be emailed. I never got one. I was like, where the hell is the link? Somehow we're all in here, right, without you, right? We get the same communication that you have.

And you were just a menace today on the work call. Was he a man? I was bringing the laughs. I was bringing the bad. No, he's so, he's so cash. thinks that we're on like a friendly group call that he'll drop like fucking shit like all over work calls how how does that make you what do you think what do you have to say to that beat well it's true mr blaylock said you know i i will tell you of a you know my my dad once taught me when you're

pointing the finger at somebody there's always three pointing right back at you and i'll say this you like to take liberties yeah shooter you like to take liberties a lot too you don't realize you know you're you're just as fucking crazy as i am Mr. Blaylock. Yeah, but I'm here and I don't make a nightmare in the group chat about like dates and times. And then you like, this is the one time that I was difficult. I am on every podcast. I'm on every fucking call.

I don't miss shit. I don't make things difficult. I am normally like very easy to work with. This was the week. I give you guys a forewarning that like, hey, heads up. My schedule's fucking crazy. I haven't slept in days. I've been taking red eye flights.

I gave you guys like a heads up. that was going to be a crazy week for me to make it happen. Like, I don't do that. I don't think, I think if I asked anybody else, I would say that that's not normally the case. I'm pretty normally open and easy to work around. Now, I'm fucking nuts. That's a different story, but like...

Why do you go all caps on Leo Messi? Because he's the goat, man. He's the greatest to ever do it. He deserves cats. He's going to win another World Cup. He's going to be the greatest soccer player. And by the way, he doesn't score, and he still makes two incredible passes.

I didn't see them, but my dad told me he made two incredible passes for both goals. Yeah, I mean, England just choked it literally six minutes ago. Wait, Javler, not wrong. How did you end up in the middle? Yeah, I did the re-here. We knew it again. I did the reshuffle, and I ended up in. It's not a mean.

I sent it. They look good. Custis, what the fuck was that? Justice, you got to be, like, to have a whole bar at the, at the, age past like like the bro come on let me live my life yeah no I know I know that just he had to jump to see him jump to the I have 11 foot ceilings Bob I don't mean to sound like Joe but I have high ceilings oh life is good in the customer scale yeah you're 11 footers yeah yeah I'm just put a picture up of Gusus on the story with that fire sound my pockets get thee thicker

Dude, that song's every, I love that song. It's a bang. You're a big trend guy there, shit. Oh, I love the trends. Me too. Yeah, me too. You know, I was at Jets' house and it's so funny. Jets got a new place, really nice place for the Jeff, but the people like still plan on coming back.

So like, hold on a second. Wait, no, no, let me, like, it, it could not have to explain that any worse, I don't think. It looks as if these people could be, like, showing up, like, any, all of them. their shit. Where is it's a furnished apartment? I'm not going to tell you where it is, but I mean,

I'll tell you where it is. No, no, no, no, not where's the place. Like, where's their stuff? It's on the walls. There's like pictures of like dogs. Like, like,

are you swatting? Well, it's a, it's a furnished rental. It was just they, I can't like, so they have, to be honest,

if it was just me, there'd be nothing on the walls. Now I got nice shit in the place. It's, it's fantastic. it. Well, yeah, what I was going to say is just like, it does feel like, yes, you're right. It's so not jet, like near the coffee spot. It's like coffee or like have a great day. Oh, God.

It's non-shicker stuff. Home is where the heart is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is where the black hole is. Better than I furnished. I never had a place that came furnished there renting, but it does seem Bob is right. He's like, are they just going to like come home?

Like at any point? I was like, I don't think they can for a year. So you know that reminded me up, Bob? Is when we stayed at Galey's apartment, the Airbnb the first time we were ever in Jupiter with Jerry. Do you remember that? I'll never.

There's like weird ass shitting on the walls and life. I mean everything in half. She's like, this is your guys half of the refrigerator. this is my half of the living room that's crazy we send to her like oh are you are you staying here she's like yeah like I say I stay with you guys and getting Airbnb while the host is there

is a wild plan I was a Bobbo's book I'm surprised like you truly didn't know that that was the case no he had no idea that's so bad if you know did not know did not read the Biden right there It turned out to be a blessing because Gaylee was an absolute legend. How was she doing?

I don't know. She lives down here. Well, my grandma, who just recently passed, used to go to her yoga classes. She runs a yoga class. So she would see Galey, and Galey would always ask about me. So, you know, I don't know. We did like a Bob to Sports yoga class with exercise daily with Galey. Yeah.

Isn't it like a, isn't it? Isn't it like yoga from a chair? Dude, that was wild times. D-Man, that was when they pranked you that the house was haunted. Oh, I believed it. Bro, I've never seen Joe. The scaredest you'll ever see Joe is, like, I didn't know like ghosts get him the way. Like, he had the fear of God in his eyes.

It's a real shit, man. That stuff exists. Whether you believe it or not. The house could be possessed. Didn't you guys talk about this one time in the Vancouver house or the, not. when you went to Canada the Canada trip didn't you say the house was haunted there too? I don't

I think that was less haunted I think I think the owner had like a like a spot yeah he had like a little like apartment like downstairs by like off the pool because like you looked at the like ticket wouldn't stay in that room

my ticket like pulled a mattress into my room wasn't there like a two way facing mirror yeah there's like a two way facing mirror yeah there's like a two-way mirror in the in the pool area and then you he had like posted like the layout because like I guess you have to like legally post the layout and there was like a whole area that like we didn't have access to that like had like a kitchen and shit. It was weird. Yeah. Yeah. And Bob's like there was like a door that like went outside. So it was almost like the guy like

lived in the house and then like when you rented it, you just like moved down into this little apartment. So my bedroom. I don't know. I thought I was getting a great room in reality. It ended up being the EC. Wouldn't be on. You could only have the fan on. And the fan just would just piss around the place. What do you mean? Piss, like it said?

It smelled like piss in that room. Yeah, they had an indoor pool. And like the idea of an indoor pool sounds are really cool. But they didn't have like, there was something wrong with it. They were like through the vents. It just reeked of. There was too much like carpet close by the pool. like it just like was yeah that was a fun of dehumidifiers i would bet you that that

Airbnb is not still an Airbnb because i just think too many people would have complained about it like there's no way they could keep getting away with that we could check they got a five-star review for me they always do the craziest of all time was when we stayed in fucking pontavitre and jet threw up enough for like 10 people and somehow in the morning was scrambling to clean it up with owls. And it was the worst, most foul-smelling thing I've ever, I walked by the room and I was like, oh my God. And somehow they gave us a five-star review.

I have no idea how that was bought. The cleaners was gone to town. The night prior we had gone out with us and Ferg was there and Big Wave was there for like a minute. That's right. He was like, dad, and then I remember the last thing. I remember there, we ordered food on the way. Ferg had never eaten like Taco Bell or something. Yeah.

You were like, we gotta get Taco Bell. And then I remember waking up and it was just, I was in a panic. And yeah, that afternoon, FP's like, yeah, we got five stars. I was like, all right. It was a horror show, man. I really put my Airbnb account on the line with you guys. I really, I'm really putting my neck out with my Airbnb account when I book our Bob does sports trips.

There's no doubt. It was Bob's birthday. I think it was Bob's birthday. I was my last birthday ever. That was right before Lee. He fucking sat me down and just crushed my hopes and dreams. Like, you know, Bob? Well, that's when I turned 30 and, like, I had like a fucking breakdown because he was like, you know, Bob, like, for corporate.

Like, nobody's going to ask you. Who's his birthday anymore? Like, who says it's Lee? You know, up to end. And I, like, damn. Look, he was right. Like, he wasn't wrong. But I was done.

It was shattered. Wait until you turn 40. You got 40 ahead of you. 40 is good. 40, you get a good celebration. Speaking of 40, I don't think you need a trip coming up. He, well, carry on.

Oh, 40, golf breaks 40. Yeah, golf breaks 40. What other 40 do you know? Oh, I want to go to. I was just saying, I don't think the last pod we did. I don't think Joe was 40, was he? It's been like, that long since we've. I was fucking.

I was fucking. I was fucking 27. I was fucking 27. We had to be slacking. That was fucking 27. The last time we did a podcast. Oh,

we just created our first YouTube IP called Bob does sports. And we were well on our way. Yeah, it's been a minute. It's been a minute. No question about it. Where did you say you want to go, Bob?

Where? I want to do Ireland, man. I really. that's a trip where I'm ready to expand their eyes. Scotland showed me that Ireland would also be a great place to go. Did you have a good time in Scotland? I remember having a good time in Scotland. Oh, you did?

Yeah, we all got sick at the end, but I really love Scotland. They saw it actually the cool foreplay. I think they were in Ireland. They were just hitting the pubs and stuff and it's just like, oh, like, the content and like the golf and like the scenes would be spectacular. You know what? I think a nice road trip. It made the first episode.

made me realize that Guinness is so overlooked. It's such a great beer. Here it is, yeah. I just never think to order a Guinness, and I have to get that back into the rotation. It's a solid beer, especially if you're only going to have one. Like, if you're only going to have, like, a one beer or, like, maybe a second, Guinness is always a good choice.

It really is. And especially colder months, like fall, winter, great time to have a Guinness. Where's all the wrong got? But they say it takes. They say it. I see that clip pops up all the time. You guys in Scotland, I see.

There's like four clips from that video that I cannot get past. But Deman, the Guinness in America is allegedly worse than the Guinness overseas. Yeah, I've never had overseas, but here, I hate it. Overseas is incredible.

And they had those little chocolate. They had what were this called? Those little nippers? What did they call them? They were fantastic. The baby guises. They're like. Baby Guinnesses.

Bailey's with like You know, it's something with Bailey's on top of it. It's not actually Guinness at all. I don't think. It's like a cream like a cream material. It just looks like Guinness. Is that true? There's not great.

Are there it Guinness and Bayleys, no? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. That could be. Dude, every place we go to Ireland, every place Foreplay went to, every single place is like, yeah, we were actually the first bar in this town.

Every place is like, oh, we served the first thing that's ever in his history. street. Do you remember when the D man just shit on his, uh, Rick Shield's, uh,

first sausage roll that he gave to him. He's like, he was so excited to give us the sausage roll. You guys, F. wouldn't even take a bite. Yeah. It's just not for me.

He's like, he's like, I don't know what to tell you, Rick. I'm just not going to take a bite. Rick was like insulted. He's like, it's not a you problem. It's a me problem.

which is true but like it kind of was a him problem because he was so excited to like show us and then i was like oh it's a little oversaulted and bob's just like yeah not not a fan we like shat on yeah yeah we got to get to a local like a local like small town soccer game if we go to ireland like that would be an awesome content because you can like sit right next like stand right next to the field and just chug beers and like scream at the players it's fucking awesome Jaybone positions personal plans he wants as group plans now. You think that's fair? He told me the other day he was like,

we're going to Ireland. He told me the other day he was like, we should do a field soccer goal penalty challenge for a video. Yo, he said I agree. He said I agree. We should do that. I said it's not a terrible idea, but in my head I'm thinking,

you just want to kick soccer balls. Yeah. No, I wanted to capitalize on the World Cup going on. And I'll tell you, the World Cup has been, I don't know, have you guys been watching, it's been special. I'm all in. It's, oh, it's been awesome. You know what it's so good because it only happens every, you know, four years, obviously, which I think makes it. If it happened every year, it wouldn't nearly have the same, even every two years, it wouldn't hit the same.

It's, it's the four year part of it just makes it that much better. I agree. And it's all, it's all, it's hilarious because, first of all, well, it's run perfectly. like every game starts on time with the same like music and they like walk out it's done so well and like the americans who are like never watched soccer in their life are just trashing it because they don't know rules so like they're they're just like the most obnoxious thing ever where they're like how's that a red card it's like well you don't know how soccer works which cracks me up but hey you know that's that's how we do it here we just yeah i think the world cups has been great

the best part of it is that it's there's normally like a real dead zone before football like where the only thing you can watch is baseball. And it's just the worst time in sports. It's kind of done a huge, it's done a huge favor for all of us in terms of like eliminating that fucking window. True. So like it's,

it's condensed. Now, love baseball. Love the All-Star game. Love the home run derby. But yeah, the season's just too long. And there's nothing else to watch. So you're just in like a wasteland.

But then tennis or then college football starts. And then that first week of NFL. Oh, man. The week of the home run derby. We're in it. right now. It's like baseball's off to like whenever there's nothing on besides NBA summer league.

I think the WNBA is playing. And, uh, the what? MLS starts in July. Korean baseball. Oh, Korean baseball. Support your local team. I watched my fair share of Korean baseball.

I was talking to Bob and Teddy about this back in the old days. I, I, listen, I saw some Korean baseball. I know you did too. Oh, yeah. Dinahs. Because overseas, they named the teams after like the dinoes. So all the companies are named like the Samsung like riverboats. Jaybon, I was actually going through a sport check yesterday.

And I was there was an area for soccer and they had MLS like jerseys. And I actually looked to see if I could find an Orlando jersey because it was going to get you one. But they had none. Did they have breezing there? The hard. The hard. The hard. They had a lot of.

They had a lot of interim Miami stuff that looked nice. I just didn't think it would hit for you. But at least he's thinking about you, though, Gus. I mean, FB, I'm thinking about getting your car, but they didn't have any. It is true, Jaypoon. It's a tough look. The World Cup's been a tough look for you and your Messi-Rinaldo bit, considering Messi has, like, seven goals and is, like, moving to the final,

and Ronaldo got bounced in the round of 16. Yeah, he was dog shit. I don't know. Do we need to have this conversation again? What do you mean? It's just a tough. I've said it like 10 times now. I think Messi's a great player, one of the greatest of all time.

That doesn't mean that the calls in the favor he gets by the refs and by FIFA are not true. That's my opinion. Sorry, it's a little bit nuanced. Why does he get more lax from FIFA than Ronaldo does? If Ronaldo is better than him and would attract more viewers, why wouldn't they just do the same for Ronaldo? though. I wouldn't say right now Ronald's better than him.

I think Messi's a better player right now. He's always been a better player. Yeah. I mean, that's the bottom line. You don't have to like the player. But you won't. Like, if you're not a fan of Tom Brady, you don't have to like him to say

that he's the best quarterback to ever play. Like, sometimes there's just, there's reality. You said one of the greatest. You never said he's the best. And that's what you said. than Ronaldo. But that's not...

Right now, though. He's one of the greatest, and you said right now. Yeah, we're in all those 41. I mean, it's a difference between 41 and 37. It is a big difference. Cutsi would know. Remember what I asked? Whoa.

What's that about? Remember I asked Jensen? I was like, I was like genuinely asking. I didn't know. I was like, so, Jenison, like, if you, if you had the first three picks of FIFA, like, and you had to build a... Oh, this is terrible.

of the World Cup, who would you take as your first three picks? And he, like, couldn't give me an answer. He's like, well, Polisic just because, like, I really like him. I'm like, no, but like, that's not the answer. Like, who would you pick to win? We couldn't get a straight answer. Yeah, you asked me my top three players of who I would thought. And I thought you were just asking me, like, my personal top.

So, like, I would take Polisic out of respect play on my top 11 of all time. but if you're talking just straight up best players probably not with all due respect but that was what he was talking for sure yeah i know yeah i just misheard i misunderstood the question lee who's your top of your head you got to pick a team like right now yeah like active right now yeah active but like anybody to that started the world cup this year i mean i think holland has got to be there as as the number nine is the striker that I'm giving me Mbapé on the wing. And then, yeah, I think Messi deserves to be in the top three for sure.

I think if you have those three players on the field, I think that's a, what do you do with that? How do you feel about that, Kosti? I don't disagree. I think top three, yeah, yeah. That's pretty powerful top three. What's up, folks? It's your guy FP. I'm trying to go to more live sporting events this year, which is why I want to tell you about the sponsor of today's podcast, Seatgeek, with over

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that's 10% off any tickets using promo code bds podcast 10 big thank you to seek you team team man and back your month long it's not a month long it's uh i get back on the 25th the 25th okay all right just wondering if you had like go visit some family for no i i saw you were in philly or you're in montreal you're at the yaloja which ah how did the aloha go i played like dog shit, but it was a lot of fun. Have you ever won a Aloha? Two-time winner, thank you. Two-time win. Two-time years.

You're like messy when he wins the second cup. How many times have you played it, though? So this year was the ninth installment. So who's running away with all these Alohas? Well, Parazal just took the lead. It was two. Warren had won the last two. I had won two prior to that than Paul and Barrasol.

But Joe, when you won your two, was it three total people or four? It was three. Oh, three, yeah. So that was the first one. It was his future of that. But the last two went down to like the last two, the last two that before this year went down to the last day

like Warren and I and like I blew it on the last date. Like on the last. But Joe, for the, for the viewers who don't know, can you explain the format? the Yoloha? Yeah, so it's a stroke play. Like, you know, we do, we always play one practice round when we first get in there. The vibes are like really high. And then we have three rounds. So we'll play three separate rounds. And then whoever at the end of that last round,

stroke-wise, is at the top is crowned the Yaloja. And no handicap. The only person who is handicapped is tall gets some stroke. He gets four strokes around. That's it. Everybody else plays even because he's a six. I think he's a 16 handicap. So like he gets four. And comes down to the wire typically.

Or he's like a 415. This year was a blowout. It wasn't even close. Warren had a sports hernia, so he shouldn't have even been playing. And then I just suck it golf. I couldn't hit a goal. You know what's crazy is, you know, Jason and the guys always say you got to post your scores to the Grint. So I go on one of the first rounds of the Aloha. I post my score to the Grint,

which it was 101. It was abysmal. And then I opened up my Instagram to fucking breezy. Billy's just shot all over me, posted the 101. And people are fucking going at me. And I'm like, no, bro, what are we doing, man? Like first I'm a teacher, then I play a bad round. But I actually, I do put up all the strokes. And it's like, no, this guy couldn't involve. to save us life. I just, you know, I might just have to quit golf. It's just, it might not be. No, we can't. No. I do that. I'm letting down a lot of people. A lot of people aren't happy with me, Bob. No, I'm, I can't ask. A lot of people not happy with me. I, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm just, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I feel like I'm, if I was a character on TV show, like, I'm Oscar the Grouch. Like, the gig is up. I got, I got a, look, I will say, when Cutsi does that,

that Yoloah, Bearsall is a fucking strict stickler with the rules to another degree. So nobody can question. Oh, no. You can't even move your ball out of a fucking divot. There was one year my ball was resting

on a pine cone and I tried to move it and he said there, I could, I lost my fucking mind. So I tried to hit it. I hit the pine cone first. The ball was shanked and like I literally had a meltdown. I had a meltdown. I lost it on this round two because I called me out for something and I lost it.

There's always something that I lose my mind about. I just got to calm the fuck down, you know? Oh, dude, they got a video of Joe's sleeping. By the way, somebody's mic is making noise. Wait, Kusti, you go on mute. It's funny. What is it? Cutsi sent me a video that bears all god of him sleeping.

of Warren's and it's cut he's sleeping and like you can't even believe that he'll see me like he looks like he's stretching his phone over the one yard line like you look at show it to the class I know he's going to show it

and also I'm scratching my ass which is not a good look what Bob watch your if you Bob if you zoom it on the phone I am holding the screen of story. So like the story is the thing because my

fingers on the screen. So like the stories pause. I use that's like you're high. Zoom in on the story Bob and you'll see like the stories my fingers on screen. How tired were you? I was exhausted dude. Just put

the phone down and go to sleep. It looks like he's reaching. Looks like that Ram's Super Bowl where they like lost it. Tori Holt He's like reaching Who was that was Dyson from The fucking

Goal line That's crazy That's a great screenshot Right there Look at that screen Oh You just I miss you down

Every time miss you down here man Yeah I know Every time you think he's outdone himself he does another another video i gotta wrap it up man i think i'm bad more years every time i open instagram i's just like what am i going to see now what is it going to my own company brittie was flaming me did you see that i looked for it i didn't see it that's why he was pissed on the call today that's why he had an attitude because he came on the call Oh yeah, I was doing great

So I saw I got banged on a breezy ghost Everybody was laughing It was funny But it was a bang job, man, total bang job It's part of the business, D man It all runs through the word of Mikey V Part of the business, Richard By the way

Fellas, fellas fellas Last week of July I think it starts July 27th The Whole and one stream live from maybe Pebble Beach, we don't know for sure where about a 90-yard shot, 100-yard shot, cannot leave the HQ

until we hit a hole in one. Hashtag in Leland, we trust. In a big, big... I hope you're feeling spry there, Lee. I hope you're feeling really good. Tape those hands up, dude, rest those hands, Lee, because you're going to get 10x reps of everybody. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I broke one of my fingers.

in Tahoe somehow. Oh, that is not what we wanted to hear. It's okay, though. I played, I played yesterday and it was fine. So I was a little swollen by the end, but like, I'm okay. It's, yeah, there's some sort of break situation. Having these shots. Aren't we doing saw.

Number 17 at sawgrass? Yeah, I think that's what we're doing. When did that get decided? I think that's what we talked about. Fuck, I thought we were doing. Well, I guess maybe sawgrass is, but we're doing it. It's a short shot, right? 130, 140?

130, 140. Yeah. It's like, yeah, 130 is what we're looking at. 120, 130. That front pin and sawgrass. We've got kind of the backstop that we can use, hopefully. Yeah, I mean, 90s great, 100's great. Anything over like 130 is a challenge.

But I like that whole, I don't think anyone's done like a, like this type. of thing with sawgrass 17 iconical obviously and yeah that front pin with the backstop is you know it's conducive for a hole in one should just be a fucking smooth seven iron for me you're the club up you're the club up just get that shit on that backstop let's work get that sandwich for jaybo yeah 130 shot what club are you going to be using sitting a potter there's water Water. Yeah. No, me, Teddy and Bone did this.

Like we did a, like, we were doing like a jersey swap of footage. And so for like three, four hours, me Teddy and Bone were just rotating, trying to hit a hole in one on one on pebble number seven, I think, like that 90 yard shot. We only did it for like three hours and we were fucking exhausted by the end. Not good to hear. I will say this. We also have more of us rotating here. Did anything come close?

Yeah, we had a couple that were like one to two feet, but like we didn't really even like hit the pin or like nothing scared it. It was all like rolled short and stop. Nothing even like rolled past to scare. What do we think in a sleeping situation if we have to? Is it, we get in tents? I heard. I heard something about mattresses. Bunk beds.

I think jibs would be hilarious. I think Custis. and Lambers. I think they have to build a bunk bed. Like a city? There's going to be. There's going to be

a little like wheel aspect per chance, kind of how we did back in the day that Ryder Cupstream, if you recall. You know, I will say this to the viewers who are going to be watching, we're giving away something like $20,000 in breezy

that's cool. Wow. Depending on how long the stream goes, you know, like every hour, it'll be more. But it's going to be something. And I'm not looking forward to it. Whoa, whoa. I mean, you see.

You have fun with your friends. No, I am looking for it. And you know what? It's going to be fun. We're going to be there. We're going to have a great time. At least with the free throws, when it was over, you got to go home. And it was over.

It was capped. This thing is like, it'll be fun in games until it's not. You know, it's going to be a weird feeling. Like, sleeping on stream is just going to be like, you know, big brother. I tell you what, I've been an awful. asleep with my fucking hand down my pants again. That will be... No, dude, you could wake up

the gutsy, like, fucking, like, all over the internet. Just that sprawling, scorn. I'm going to go on the record and say, I probably will not sleep very much. I'll be the night shift guy just ripping shot. I think we should have a hard caught off, though, because we don't want to hit it while we're sleeping. Correct.

That's a problem, D, is like, if you're hitting, we're not going to be able to sleep. I'll be hidden. I'll be hidden. No, but, like, I mean, like, if we go, Like we should have a hard cutoff time like 1 a.m. or something like that. I don't think. If one person's hitting and everyone else is sleeping and he hits him while we're all sleeping.

Oh, yeah. You need to have some entertainment at one in the morning. Yeah. What is everybody usually going to be watching a black screen with nothing going on the whole time? Jersey Jerry had tons of people watching him. Look, Custy, we need you to have one of your night chairs. We need you to have a nightcare. Yeah.

People love. watching people people love sleep streams i'm telling you just throw a camera on a bed you'll give viewers i promise i could see me like fucking just like let one fucking rip in the middle of the night and you wake up and it's just everywhere oh god brutal dude i mean between you what too chenson night tears and i did the acoustics of hq with joe snoring is going to be oh not to mention is there is or i sore too apparently So is there going to be a shower up by then or are we cook? Are we in a shower?

I'm trying to wonder if the bathroom is going to be ready. Oh, right. No. The shower's the last thing on my mind. We are so. That new floor is going to be black, gold, and brown by the time we're done with it. The floors changed off the blue. It was bad.

It was imagine, imagine doing that thing with the blue floor. fucking twig. Oh man, we're fucking tripping on acid. That was a bad call, dude. We're so fucked because, you know what? We got to talk to Naz. We might need to get like a urinal out there or like a porta potty. Yeah.

Yeah, something with the shower. How about NAS? How about NAS are a player for this thing being like, yeah, I'm going to be driving from California. I can't make it. Is that what he said? Yeah. He's like, I can't be in good luck.

It's like, bro, like you're. How do we know? what to do. Yeah, that's going to start to get ugly, dude. If we spend more than one night, then, like, yeah, we do have to order a porta potty. I just thought of that. So bathroom, no chance? Yeah, I got to ask

Leo. Oh, man. Yeah. I forget before. Go ahead. If we're getting something like that, there needs to be a shower component. There just has to be. I mean, we can't go.

They may. They make these little bags you can buy like they make them for surfing but you hold it it's like a portable shower it works really well oh bag well well if we don't have a bathroom i might get flame for this too but i have i have tickets to go see the new spider-man movie on the 31st so i need this to end we can't go five days oh my god man i'm not trying to go five days either jensen trust me I know, I want to see that movie. Nothing I would want more than for you to be in the theater for that fucking Spider-Man movie. You make a new Spider-Man movie?

Oh, it looks unbelievable, dude. Movies are just shambles these days. Like, I can't tell you the last, like, trailer I've even seen on TV. I will go to watch the new Toy Story. That I would go to you. What number are they on? Five. Five stories.

But they. started bestated they started tour story before i was even born i think does that's crazy does andy know that they're alive yet and he's gone now he's a god died no he's like in college it's his little so and he's in college and his little sister now has the toys oh yes it's it's toys versus tech i believe Pixar just wants that it is no i will say no i will stand on this right now the toy story all of them have been really fucking good They are good. One of the few ones where all the sequels are great.

I heard three. I think all of them are in the top movies. Every one of them has been awesome. It's not like a normal, like normally like you have a great movie and the sequels dog shit. Toy Story is really good. How about when fucking Moose recommended me? I was like, oh, like your movie guy.

Like I need a movie. He's like, got to see Fast and the Furious Eight. I was like, yeah. It wasn't a bad movie. I think he said Fast and Furious. 10. 10. Now,

you saw him? Critically, isn't that the one where, where this last Paul Walker movie? No. No, I don't know. I'm going to say like brought him in.

No, at the end. They do the, they drive down the road and they separate. I want to say that's like four, no? Yeah, it's like three or four.

It was a while ago. He died ages ago, Yams. What do you look so surprised about? Because I saw this movie, Fast and Furious. They AIed him in. I didn't say they didn't.

But I'm saying it was eight or ten, I'm going to look it up. If I'm wrong, I'll put my hand up. I'll tell you a sleeper, Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift slapped. Was that the second one, right? No, that was like three or three-ish, maybe? Yeah, right around there. The Tokyo Drift slapped. I've never been really a fast and furious guy.

I saw somebody that was ranking the top, like, bro and cah of the fast and furious movies. it was pretty funny. It's like a zero, like a 10 to 1 of like the, the best like cause in the movie where the guys like, yeah, yeah, it was like,

it was pretty funny. I love the memes when it would go, the Vin Diesel for family memes that would go around. Oh yeah. Game for family. That was all time. What's real? I can't.

Yeah. I can't find. I can't find it. During COVID in Orlando, I had, they had like really good deals for universal passes. And they had the Fast and Furious ride. And so, like, at the end of the ride, they would, you would finish the ride, whatever.

And then Vin Diesel would pop up on the screen and he goes, thanks for riding with this. Now you're part of the family. So that was like a big insight with my friends that we were a part of the family. Did you buy the picture on the way out? No, no. I never bought the picture. I was like 16. I didn't have money.

23 and then they charge you like $85. Dude. Okay, the last movie was Fast and Furious 7. Not the last movie. That was the last one he was in. It's the only one I've seen the whole series. He made it all seven. Number seven, yeah.

I thought he would have made to like four or five. Once they play that. RIP, you're buying universal passes during COVID. Dude, it was great. There was no lines at all. It was awesome. You know, Jaybone didn't like have a high,

have a senior year? No, yeah. No, no, I did. I had a fake senior year. Yeah, no. My, so COVID happened at the very end of my junior year of high school. And then so I didn't go back to high school that year at all. I just finished online. And then my senior year, this is going to sound crazy. So I had enough credits I didn't have to take every, I had like credits early. But I had my senior year, I had graphic design class. That was the only class I went to school for. Then I had like English. math science, whatever. And then I had virtual basketball and then like on the job training. What? I had an on the job training class for a job that I didn't have. Virtual basketball.

This is why this next generation is screwed. Yeah, online basketball class. Well, the online basketball, I just, I needed a gym credit. My senior year was awesome. My senior was awesome. I didn't do anything. I would just literally all you did was you turned your camera on and you said here and then you turned your camera off and then left at the end of the class. Well, what did everybody else do?

Were they shooting like the, Bob, you know the thing where you shoot with your finger? Finger, yeah. So they would point the camera at the gym for the people that were in the class. And so like you were supposed to like sit there and like do these little like PowerPoints on like, I don't know, basketball, I guess. I don't know. But like, I don't know. I didn't do anything. I was like at the beach every day in my senior year.

It was great. I love my senior year. I thought I was going to flunk out of high school. So I told my mom I would just take this ceramics class because I couldn't get past math. So I took ceramics class and I got a D in ceramics. Did you have, Bob, did you have online classes in high school? No, no. I was in the paint, dude.

No, fuck that. online classes in high school is fucking crazy I took I took math online starting from eighth grade so I didn't learn any math past algebra one maybe I shouldn't say this but I cheated my way through math

all of all four I mean when you were in class were you doing like tracers for us no no no that was that was like sophomore year of college when I started that we're all so confused about wind Jensen started.

Yeah, I have no idea how old skin is. Yeah. How long you've been doing this show and I don't know how old Jensen is. I have no context. He could have been making thumbnails for us in seventh grade for all I fucking know. Yeah, we give Joe our time for that. But in all honesty, like, I'm in that, too. Like, I have no idea when Jensis started.

Full time. I signed on full time July of 2023 is when I signed on full time. And my first thumbnail ever. was the first was the long drink challenge with you and Joe that they sponsored. And then that was the one that I reached out to you guys to make them. But my first, my first thumbnail ever for you guys as like, I'm your thumbnail guy was Fat Perez has joined the show. No way.

That's not true. That is true. You can go look at when the thumbnails got better. You can look to what he was not bad. But he wasn't full time. He was just doing the thumbnails for like a just thumbnails. Yeah.

That's when F. P was showing up with those bruiser logos, dude. He was talking about. He looked like you were wearing a car. The for, it looked like a fucking, it looked like a flag for the United Nations. He was a business man.

I knew, I knew what he's coming. He had like the guitar airways, like this. That's so true. When he wore the Forcraft cocktail sign, you could see him

from NASA from space. Yeah, look. They paid you. They paid an impression. They better paid them. Yeah. That's business. That's, uh,

I'd argue that Forecraft was probably the most brilliant what they got out of that four. Oh, you still remember who it is. You still remember. It's been weird. You're still talking about them.

Oh, look. I say what you want. Because the big logo was kind of itchy. You know, there's no doubt about that. He told me that it was like, it was like, it was like, it was. In hindsight, it's a great play. Yeah, maybe I should start wearing logos.

How about breezy, dick? Oh, well, yeah, I'm next to the breezy, you know. Oh, you're going to like go sponsor yourself. So coming in next week, we're at the last week of July, the whole of one stream will be rock and roll. and we'll see how long we're there for. It's going to be a bruiser, but make sure you use promo code BDS to take it.

Get a free $5 when you bet your first $5. When you bet your first $5 lineup, you get a free $50 in lineups. Use promo code BDS and take a look for it on there. Keep your head on swivel for that. E, man, you popped out of nowhere with that. Apparently some guy in the World Series of Poker is dominating with the half a day.

Yeah, he's first place. in the whole thing right now. He's chip leader. How does that, or do you get all the money if you win or you win? There's a grand prize. There's like, yeah,

there's like a prize pool. So like the chips, the actual chip amount doesn't really matter. It's just getting them all by the end. And then it's still a lot. It's like 10 million. Yeah. Didn't you're friend.

That one? Scotty Blumsteen. Yeah. That's crazy. Dude, I went to, I went to basketball camp with them. And shout out Scottie Blumstey

Blumstein when I was a kid and then years later I turned on the TV and they're like and Blumstein goes all in or something like I call my dad. I'm like you're never going to believe this. I was like Scottie Blumstein is on the World Series of poker and he won it. Was he like did was he like a poker player when you were? Was he like a not that I knew of I he moved to Vegas online but a lot of people go in with partners they'll have like 10 different. partners. But yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the case for him as well. I think he had like, yeah, had like backers and things like that. So what did it cost to enter?

It's like 10,000, 20,000 to enter, I think? 10. Or at least it was. I feel like every time I look at like Barstool, Big Cat has like sponsored another employee to play in that thing. And they always like crap out of media. I feel like Mincy's really good, no?

Well, it's hard. The thing is though, because you have, I think it's 10,000 players, $10,000. So if, you come in like 4,000th place, you win like 20 grand or something like. I don't know for sure, but like you can come in like way back

and like you can win money. But it's tough. That would be fun. I would love to try that someday. I don't know how to play. I couldn't play poker. I have no idea how to play. I would either have a mental block for poker. I can't do it.

I would either be out within like seconds or I would make a nice little push. Meanwhile, Bobba would be getting fucking. Royal flushes and the whole nine yards this guy. Kasti, let's take it away. Q&A. Comes from Tade Bloom. If BDS ever opened up a custom golf course, what's something unique you would do as your own golf course?

I think we've played in a few places that have had like, there's little, they're not halfway houses, but the little like bathroom things that have the like draft, right? They've got like the draft in there. And plenty of places that have, you know, comfort stations and things like that. We got to have a day on draft. You know, that would have that be sad. Yeah.

I'd have transfusion on draft. I have every flavor on draft. I think that's one. I always like a short course, too. I love, like, a little, like, part three cradle type course. So maybe we find a way to carve out a little land to build something like that. And those are my kind of top two for sure. I'd love to get, like, a, not.

not a sports book, but like a sports viewing area into, like, so like guys who want to like golf at the masters are on or something. Like there's an area. Everybody like from the club could go watch like big tournaments or like March Madness. Because imagine if you have a club with like all the members and stuff and everybody's going in, like the vibes would be fucking awesome. Like you could go from March Madness. You could watch like the early games go play nine, come back.

Like I think that would be so sick. Like with big screen TVs and like, you know. I like that. I like that a lot. Awesome. No one's ever done that. I don't know why not. Like I feel like it'd be like, they have like poker room and like tables and stuff for guys to like play.

They should get like just like a big like viewing area with like throw some chairs in there. And then everybody can watch fucking, you know, sports. You know what makes me think of that, Bob, is Hillcrest when they sit during the masters. Everybody tries to go into the halfway house because he got all the snacks and shit and just like sit there and watch the, the, the masters special yeah you would you would have to be a member there for like 10 years to run through all the snacks that they their snack offerings like it just it almost overwhelmed you i don't hate that to have a day on on draft i think would be really really cool and more than one comfort station i think is a nice touch you got to bob would have the best chef money can buy at

that golf course too you know shick if it was chick's course it'd only be like seven holes Yeah, I would start a 3.30. Parts would be fast as hell. They probably have some drones out there, like bringing food and stuff. I don't know. I'm trying to think of what I really like from the places we've been. I do think having a part three course, like having like a laid back, obviously you can want your normal course, but then having like a laid back part three course,

where it's like you have drinks out there. Like maybe you like have like halfway houses on the course with like beers and stuff like that or like I think that's all. Like that's my dream course. Honestly. Every tea box has got to have a day cooler on it or something like that. Just a beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. Remember at Shadow they have the pouches that they put right on the front of the carts and there's huge things of ice and they had the canned gatories and stuff?

You could do that with the drink habitats. Yeah, that's wonderful. that's really nice touch bang us with another stuff Kusty this question comes from Luke Jones 93 out of the group

who would win in a hot dog eating contest what a ridiculous question say that again out of the group who would win in a hot dog eating contest I mean I think it's

Bob or Joe Bob or Joe yeah Bob could low-key eat a fucking ton dude yeah when we do the challenges there's times he's like and he does it fast like i'm more of like i can eat a lot but like i'm not as much of like a quick pace eater like i kind of just go like just at my own pace bob can mow down food quick yeah yeah he'd need like other pizza challenge to like bob would need like something else to eat along with it just to like keep the taste buds kind of moving a little bit.

He eats a lot, but he has to eat different shit. He'd have to be able to have a bite of like a chicken tender also, like in the middle of the hot dog eating contest or like a milk shake or something. An ice cream intermission. Yeah, correct. The clock would still be running and he'd still win, but he's got to have like, he'd take like time off to like eat like a Caesar salad in the midst of it. We got to do another eating challenge.

What was the last one that we did? Eating one's been a while. The last drink in John, John Ron, I think. A lot. A challenge I always want to go back to just because it's so

it's such a hard challenge and it just fucks up your day, but it's always so much fun. The Fireball, every time we do a Fireball challenge, it's fucking, Oh, hilarious. Like those clips, I just think Fireball gets us so fucking drunk.

We've also never just done like a straight tequila challenge. Or like a whiskey challenge. Like just shooting. Go ahead, Dee. Didn't Paige want to do a tequila challenge with us? She said she would definitely do that. I mean, that would be, that would, that would hit. That would hit.

That would definitely hit. I think she'd outdrink Jensen with ease, man. No shit, dude, I'm fucking, I think if I had nine shots of tequila in one, in nine holes of golf, I would legitimately black out on the third hole. Or just like piss yourself? Yeah, I would do something stupid. Yeah, we got to see that. Yeah, we got to see that.

Jensen was drunk after like two or three beers. Beer, it's been a long time since the beers, too. Hey, two or three beer. You got to hear another shout. Oh, yeah, well, listen, the thing about drinking beer is you're drinking. You're either drinking beers or you're drinking beer. I don't know which one's right. Two, three beer.

How many beer? How many beer did I drink, Bob? I remember that drinking out of that beer challenge. That was again. He has for his head cover. Then we came out. It was right on his school. Cuts, he's the funniest guy I was thinking about this the other day.

He's the only guy that when you go into restaurant, this has happened twice recently. It's changed a topic. But he'll go, do you've diet Coke? And they'll go, no, we only have. And he'll go, okay, I'll have a Woodford on the Rocks. Like, previous shit ever. Most guys just say, like, I'm good or yeah. He goes like 180 to something you'd never imagine from like a soft drink to like liquor.

And so when that happens and then it's like, then they don't have it. I'm like, okay, you know what? I'm going to pivot. And then I kind of just want to have a drink. It's just so funny to witness because like I don't think the servers get that often. And they're always like, oh. Did you say he came to Brass Ring and he asked that? And he asked for like a Pepsi.

And they were like, we don't have any just like, and then he just drank like four beers. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, can I have a Coke or a Diet Coke? No, can I have a Diet Pepsi? And they go, we only have Diet Coke. And he goes, I'll have four beers. I will say, I think a lot of times at dinner, like I love having a beer with dinner. But if nobody else has a drink,

I'm not going to get a drink. So a lot of times cut to use my green light in to having a beer. Yeah, we don't really ever drink as a group. Like at dinners or nothing, we don't really even have like cocktails. No, we go for those big group dinners. The big boys. Like the, the, the, remember this night? Remember that night we were drinking?

We drank at Dantanas a little bit. Oh, Dan Tanas. I know. I missed the one night Bob wanted to go out. I couldn't make it. And I was, I was, I was sitting there and I was getting when you guys went out with Teddy into. Oh, yeah. And I'm getting the text all night about like, you know, I'm just like sitting there. I wake up in the morning. I hear I see a text from Jet like, yo, that was the best night of all time. We're going out every night. I'm like, fuck, man. The one time I couldn't go. Never went out again. Yeah. Down to run it back. It's time.

All right. Well, look, a lot to be excited about. We're going to be filming the internet invitational for soon, which is going to be exciting. We're going to be filming the Holon 1 challenge. We're going to be getting fresh content, what is going to be coming. So a lot on the horizon. Ladies and gentlemen, as always, that does it for another edition of the Bopta sports podcast.

Shout to that surprised picks for sponsoring. Looking forward to the whole on one stream. We will see. you next time, fellas.