Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Most Exciting Video In Bob Does Sports History?

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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And then an announcement that we have a really, really big one upcoming. John Rom is going to be doing some filming with us. We'll be doing our 3V-1. Roms agreed to do a B-Callenge, which I think this would be a good spot to kind of discuss what the rules of that would be. I think it's really cool that he's willing to do that. We've played with some pros, and it's always been fun, but bring them into, like, the next realm of, like, our world of what we do with this craziness.

It's going to be awesome. It's going to be so funny watching him... What we try to make birds. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back. Another edition here, the Bob Does Sports Podcast. Fat Press, top left, Yaman, top right, Joseph and Ticket. Fellas, welcome aboard. Coming off, pretty cool.

Today, we have the release date, depending on when people are watching this, but we're recording this Thursday, and we have the Bryson video coming out, which should be an absolute doozy. So we're pumped about that. And then something really, really cool. Bryson releases breaking 50 with us. Oh, my dear Lord.

To see how good that video is doing is incredible. It's nuts, man. I think I said yesterday we went on. It was like number four trending on YouTube. Today it's number six. It's got almost two million views and a little over a day and a half. It's crazy. I feel like his stuff is just like you said, Bob,

once he won the U.S. Open, but then he did these collabs with John Daly, with Trump, with all these guys, even the Roma one. Like, he's getting millions of views. So it's just great timing. It helps that we played pretty good, I think, you know, like if you watch it comes down to the wire. But, man, it was cool to do that challenge. And I think, like, going into it, I thought with the three of us, I thought it would be a lot easier than it actually was. Yeah, to be honest with you, I think as excited as I am,

for us, I think he could have put out a video with anybody, and it would be doing the views that it's doing. So it's hard to pat ourselves on the back with how hot he is. Sure. Yeah, everything he seems to put out just fires. So I'm interested to see who he's got next. And, I mean, I don't think we played great. We were kind of behind the eight ball early for a long time.

We kind of made a run there at the end. So I think if we had had some decent amount of golf out there, I think we'd, part to par four, which is the first time he's ever done that on that. So, you know, if we don't do that, we have 49. I think it was right there for us. But, you know, there's also three of us. So I'm sure there would have been some conversation about, you know, threw in two extra puts in the mix every time. Well, does that really count? So 50's probably exactly where we should be, exactly where we deserve, and let somebody of real golf substance try to do this thing with him. was there was there people were messing me was there like a par

maybe it was the par four that we pared but when apparently i didn't take his advice or something like that or we didn't take his advice on a par four the only thing i'm thinking of is when we that chip that he had where we could use stubies that was more like going up yeah is it i i think it might have been that one that was the one yeah we hit from like a deep lie in rough um as opposed to going uphill because Stuby got a crazy kick, I think, off the carp path. And he had like an uphill chip.

It was a little bit further. But like the stuff that we hit out of was really like that spongy, deep rough, which made it tough to kind of get it up and in. And I think it kind of banged us. Yeah, but I think he won it. I think it was after we didn't make Bertie there that he was like, damn, we probably should have taken that one down at the bottom of the hill. I think he was lobbying for the one that we ended up taking.

I think we all kind of thought that was the best one. I think it was one of the next holes where we took like a fairway pitch from like 30, 40 yards, 50 yards instead of like the green side bunker, which we all know. We've had that controversy before where he kind of was like we should maybe take this bunker shot. That was the hole where like that par three was across the water. And I think we ended up scaring it on that shot. And, you know, but yeah, I don't know if that was, I don't feel like I remember that being you overruling him. I think we all were kind of like, let's take, let's take, you know, these boys don't do bunker shots. The only thing I did remember saying on one of them is I told him that I like a little bit of fluff on the line on one of those bar four.

So it might have been that where we got banged. So that's where it definitely could have been. But he wasn't like big on like, we have to take that shot. He was kind of debating which one he was. It's always tougher to watch, like, short putts that are missed when you watch it on, like, YouTube or you watch it on TV. And watching four of us, including the U.S. Open winner, missed that little part. It wasn't even that tough a pot for par, or for birdie on that par four. That was a tough pill to swallow.

It makes you realize, like, man, we're not really, we're just really not great at golf. We're not good. I watched it. I thought that he, he, if his, his fans when they saw you guys, if they didn't know who you were,

they must have been like, what the fuck is this? Oh yeah. And then what you guys? Because he's, I don't think they've ever had like a shenanigans. Like people, there's like viral clips going out of you guys in like golf cars.

Just well, you two eating hot dogs and, um, just like talking about hot dogs and that sesame bun when FP starts eating that bun. I get the bun for the dog straight up. And Bob and, and, Bryson talking about

every snap. Whatever the fuck he was giving you was out of control. Yeah, it went, it went just about everywhere. I even put it up on mine. And yeah, it really did. It really, really went off.

But yeah, there was some people, I was excited about it because I think, you know, some collabs more than others, like Rick Shields was a collab where we thought that a lot of people who had no idea who we were, you have the chance to get subscribers for people to see. And then I think Bryce is, and channel as well. I think there's a lot of golf enthusiasts that have no idea who we are.

And you could see, I mean, even to me, even like there was one guy, I was just like, these guys are atrocious. And as much as that stings, I really do look at it from like, okay, that's good in the sense of there's people that are, that have no idea. And that came in pretty early. So that was cool to see. Also, you don't handle, uh, spice very well and you were taking that jalapeno uh bun down pretty easily and he was like really struggling with it like so for a guy like you doesn't even deal with spice very well and for him to like really be struggling with that was was appalling yeah he he was he was hurting from that pop can't fathom the idea of not being able to handle spice meanwhile this guy is going and and drinking

bottles of the hot one sauce with his meal on a fucking wednesday night. Yeah. Was that considered playing? I mean, I know you got to 50, because I'm thinking about when in the video we filmed afterwards, I didn't necessarily think the golf was so good, right? In ours, I'm saying.

I thought we played pretty well. In ours, you thought we, yeah, really. But Cutsi, you could give Cutsi our last 12 videos and he can tell you whether or not we played well. By we, he means he made a couple good shots. As a team, I thought we were playing very well. But it's not like Bryson played lights. I mean, listen, he's Bryson and it's golf,

but he didn't necessarily play lights out in the match. No, I agree with that. You guys. And obviously, when I, we don't, you know, you go and watch it to see what happened. But, yeah, it would seem, I feel like you guys, would you say you played really well in his video versus ours? No. No.

Was it all him? I watched most of it. Was it all the least? I thought, I thought, I thought, Cucks, you made some pots. I thought I had some moments where I made some shots. The tough thing with Bryson is this is a real tough thing, is you can make a great shot,

and he's just going to make a better one most of the time. So you're really like, your whole, like I look back at it, and I was like, really, what we're there to do is to pretty much free him up just to go off and be super aggressive and go off. I think, like, in terms, there are some shots I made that were fucking horrendous, and a couple of pots that I made are horrendous. but like I feel like I gave enough at least to help him out that I could like walk away from there and being like, okay, I'm happy with my performance. There's no way, Yams, I'm going to like steal the show when I'm playing with the U.S. Open winner.

None of us are. And FPs the best golfer out of all of us. It's just he's so much better that like naturally you're going to look more shit when you play with somebody who's that good. because even like our good shots compared to his good shots are just, it's such a, such a huge disparity. Would you say that, would you say that Cowboys Country Club is a little gimmicky and how much they have

the Dallas Cowboys at every turn and all the food is like, I appreciate the hospitality. And I really, no, we were there a couple of years. It was, they got a big spot. The middle of the fairway has a fucking Dallas stock.

I thought, I thought the star was going to be a little bigger, quite frankly. I thought the star was a little smaller than I was expecting. I did say to Bob, if somebody made a hole in one on that, to do the T.O. Celebration would be the greatest hole in one celebration of all time where you just stand in the middle of the star.

To be honest, though, with the star, we played it from the front teas. When you're on the back tees and you're like higher up, yeah, it does end up looking a lot bigger. But for a must plane from the forward teas, it doesn't look the same. But yeah, F.P. and Bryson almost put it in. It also sounded at times.

And we've had this issue with our airport. It sounded like you were in an airplane for a while. People were talking about every time Bryson hit a ball, there was a plane flying right by. It was wild. Yeah. Yeah, I saw something about that. Yeah, now's a big international hub for airports. Dallas?

Yeah, you love the Dallas airports. It's in the middle of everything. And it's got a lot of options there, Yams. We've had some bad landing experiences there. Have we? Yeah, you remember when we flew in for one of the breezes and the guy was like about to hit the ground and then he changed his mind and went back up. Oh, yeah.

That was Austin. Horrifying. That was Austin. No, it was Dallas. It was me, you would ticket. It was Dallas. That was one of the more horrifying things I've ever seen.

Because he didn't make an announcement. When the pilot doesn't make an announcement and just you go from landing to taking back off again, I'm like, we are, I looked over at Yoms. I'm like, this is bad. I don't think I've ever been on a plane where that happened.

That had to be horrifying. Bob, you would have been. At it a free time. I've had it happen a few times. And everybody, everybody starts looking at each other. No one wants to pretend something. Everybody's just going to around.

People are talking about and everybody staying calm. And then like eight minutes later, the pilot's like, yeah, we're just circling. They thought, we're about to hit the ground. He should have made an announcement been like, just so you're aware, nothing's wrong with the plane. But it was, it was radio silent. And I was like, yeah, this is how I'm going, we're going down, man. I wasn't, I wasn't prepared for this. imagine Bob does

Borts on stranded island just all of us like I would be wanting to film it and you guys would have to explain to me like this is a real problem and we can't film it but I'd be like just in case if we live it'd be good to have for a good episode just have to wait out your phone dying

then we'd have a whole new set of problems which is that you know like any sort of access to internet which would be we'd lose Bob you'd start pacing and we'd lose them on the island somewhere Yeah, you find a new way.

You know, those TikToks where, like, you cut an apple open, and then, like, you stick your phone in the apple, and you connect it to, like, the water and then just, like, lights up, charging. We would be trying to find a way out of there. That would be all of our efforts. Bob would just be spending us in higher efforts, convincing us that it's the same effort, but it's really not. He finally gets power, and he doesn't even make a call.

He just checks his Instagram, and it. Yeah, somebody made a deal with. with you that like they had to bring you to like a remote like country in europe and you had to go as long as you could with no tv no internet nothing what like what's the over under how long would you last without like any access to like the digital world in second i think it just depends what stakes are you know what i mean like what it is like if they just want to go somebody offered you like a million dollars how long could you last i mean i'd like a long time for a million dollars fuck yeah last a week i mean i i i would for a million dollars i would go i would go months

you would not go months for a for a for a mill months you would go months without any access to the outside world they dropped you in the middle of bratislava and you got to have no tv you're in europe at first you that's in eastern europe no bruslava's got a little bit of a different rings. Do you even know where Bratislava is? No. I don't either. That's a lot of expired cameos, though.

That is. Months and months is. I would have to shut it down. I mean, I would have to shut it down prior to all. Go down as one of the greats. Gruden would take the, yeah, he'd get the championship. Oh, he'd rock my fucking world, dude. You would rock my fucking world.

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Use the hashtag Bob Does Gin and tag us. We want to see what kind of cocktail you're making. Stratosphere gin. And then an announcement that we have, we talked about it on the Callaway podcast. That's going to probably be coming out the following week, which you should definitely check out. But a really, really big one upcoming is John Rom, ladies and gentlemen, at the end of the month, is going to be doing some filming with us in Arizona.

Two things, which is really cool. We'll be doing our 3V-1 that we just drop at Bryce in the same style. Everybody knows the drill with that that we do with the pros. And then ROMs agreed to do a taco challenge, which I think this would be a good spot to kind of discuss what the rules of that would be, how many tacos we think we need to crush. What was our Taco Bell? When we needed to talk about what did that look like?

50 divided by three. It was 50 out. Yeah, 50 total. I think, Bob, you did like 18. I think I did, he was talking about when he was in college. Jack and the, correct, which are those tiny little tacos. So I think we do a little due diligence on what that looks like. But, I mean, that would be a funny number.

But I thought he was. talking about like those jack in the box ones they have regular big tacos i thought he was talking about the mini ones i don't know though you'd have to get that clarification but he said he would go and they'd have like he'd get like 20 of them for only like some small amount of so i assumed it was the little ones but you never know little ones would be it would be funny it's just it's hard to gauge those it's like remember we did the chick-fil-a challenge and we had to get more it's kind of like that i think it's really cool that he's willing to do that it's it's it's you know, we've played with some pros and it's always been fun, but like to bring them into

like the next realm of like our world of what we do with this craziness. I think it's going to be so fun to watch. I think it's going to be hilarious. I don't know how well he's going to do, but we talked about doing something like this with Keegan with the, he's, you know, doing a tequila challenge with him. I think it's, it's going to be awesome. It's going to be so funny watching him scarf down tacos while we try to make birdies. How's the score? How are you going to do? scoring is it going to be same thing as always you'll have to break a certain score through nine holes i would imagine with him being part of that normally we do what is it five six under i think with him you try to bring it up to like you know maybe nine under through nine holes or we could do

our own break in 50 just completely steal bryson's and put tacos on top of that not sure if that's that's you know play there but it's going to be fun it's going to be really cool and he's um he's a guy that we've actually had some experience with i'll never forget the first time we filmed with him he was the number one player in the world he got driven up in the cart and we're like yo there he is he came up to the teapbox and bob absolutely skyhawzled one off the tea and i looked i looked over at ramen i don't don't know if he really knew at that point like the deal with us and he was just kind of like who are these guys and what are we doing here and i i was really nervous off the tea going second because

i was like if i fuck up this guy's going to be like these guys are the biggest clowns of all time i don't think i made a good shot but i at least hit a decent shot but he he the second time we played with him though he was like all in he knew us he was like enjoying himself and he was a lot of fun Remember we did that, we did the match play with him, which went to like a playoff in Palm Springs. That was crazy. He's intense, dude. He was, he was, he wanted that bad. I don't even remember.

I think it ended up being like a tie because of work or something. He was like, because he had a short putt at the end. The greens were all bumpy in Palm Springs. Like it wasn't really like, he had like a four footer that he ended up, I think missing because whatever, he was pissed. Yeah. It kind of like ran out of time. Yeah. out of daylight the entire callaway staff had like joined in at that point it was like there's

there was a lot on the line at that time somebody was going to have to fly a shot into the hole because putts yeah like you said just weren't weren't going to happen zander missed that put the short one of the video we did with him that was a that was a fay boys pot oh buffet boys yeah the other thing that uh rham was saying that he would consider and i we we pretty much ended up settling on the taco challenge so this isn't going to happen but Curious what you guys would prefer. He said he would talk to his aid and he's like, you know, I could even do a drinking challenge with you guys.

To see that would be fucking, I mean, look, the tacos will be great. But I think to see the drinking challenge, like to see Rom absolutely fucking annihilated drunk would be amazing. Imagine what we do like a Spanish, like a sangria or something like that, you know, just jugs of sangria out on the golf course. Yeah, that actually would be. Just chunks of fruit, peaches, and nectarines in there, you know? Yeah. Or like for the eating jobs of the tacos, like, you know those big bowls of paella?

Like each person has to finish. We each have like a whole fucking ham bond that we have to do. You know, the pig, you know, the Spanish-cured meat. Dude, I had no idea. No, I don't know. A birical ham. it's like some of the best in the world man is this going to be it like is it going to be like his course too like are we just going to just yeah i think it's a beautiful course and just

rain top those down i'm sure they're going to let him do his thing oh yeah yeah i just you know i like when that happened you know you're going to see out in silver leaf oh Tony phenow Tony finow boyd summer hayes press oh summer hayes cold nose that's his spot too F. Yes. We could get a FERS. That's the one.

That would be amazing. That's the one. I mean, we're going to be out that way twice in the next little bit, FP. Have you reached out to him? I hit him up when I was in Dallas because the live event was there, but he wasn't getting out there until like the next day of the day I was leaving to go to Nashville. But yeah, I've stayed in touch here and there.

That would be so. He should be. I don't think I think lives. done now. So he should be chilling. Yeah, I think the crushers got upset in the last one to 12 seed upset. I don't know. I actually saw that.

It actually looked pretty sick, like the event. But, yeah, Bryson couldn't be happy about that. He did not be a good thing. I think it'd be fun, man. With the music playing, I feel like it'd be like a party. That's what they're going for. Golf, but louder. but louder

that fits into my mold I always see you see those rounds with like the summer hazes and Tony Pinau and Rom and they're all like going for a course record like they're all like a few birdies way of them and I think like if I

joined that force I'm like that you know like that would suck so bad they're just on the green just like waiting for me you know you should have to keep it moving Bob Yeah, I would. I would for sure. Dude, what's the other, it's Silver Leaf and there's one other course, and they're the only two courses in Arizona that anybody ever plays that?

There's... No, all the pros... Whisper Rock. They love themselves some Whisper Rock. Whisperock's got two courses. Scottsdale National supposed to be sick as fuck, too. All the pros are... Bob Parsons.

All the pros. That's his course. One video. Cutsi saw that guy who... that was it Mr. Golf Guy? Whatever, what is his name? That'd be Mr. Short game. Mr. Short game.

He played, he played, he played, Scottson National. He hasn't stopped talking about it since. The course looked amazing. I know, but every course these guys play look amazing. They're all beautiful. The locker room looked sick. Yeah. I'm a big locker room guy.

If you, if you have a nice locker room that you walk into, like the first thing when you go into the golf club, you're like, okay, we're ready. Like maybe some scented, like, eucalyptus scented towels you know they got some areas with the tv on you grab like yourself like you know a little espresso or some water you know flavored water it feels good before you get out there you guys is a different guy man how about different guy i'm just saying it doesn't happen after there's a good towel yeah meanwhile me and showtime me and showtime are teeing off at belbow

i got to tell you bob that last time you posted balboe looked like it was in the worst shape I've ever seen there was more dirt than grass you should see the laundry you know what you say you said you should see the locker room it looked it looked like it had been significantly beat up more it's taking enough fessy fucking rounds that it's starting to show yeah you know what i do like at the nice men's courses the nice uh courses is the you know the men's grill like in the in the locker room they just like to Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are, I had, Stu, remember that plate? Was that, was that Kinlock that we went, one of the best omelets I've ever had at one of those? Kinlock, and then we went across the street to Hermitage, which had that tap room and we kind of downstairs.

That's right off the locker room. That's a vibe. It's smoking cigars and cigs inside. That was a scene. It's just a beautiful thing. Cigars inside? I don't even really smoke, but like, if I can smoke inside, then I'm in. Wow. I remember Bob told me once he's like he would rather join the club for the food and the all the amenities more than the golf. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, because Bob, no offense to Bob, but the golf is, I'm saying no, he's similar to me. The golf is the golf. You know what I mean? Like 18 holes is 18 holes no matter what it looks like or who designed it or how it. Food's different though. Yeah, like I would want it to be a nice like to me, you always say, which I do agree with like to me, the perfect course for me was like diet preserve. Like if I could. can just go on whenever I want there. It's awesome.

And then you just give me like a really cool, good hang where I could get to know like the staff and stuff. That really is my dream. Hillcrest would be not. It was like some of the best food. Bob would just drop in for an omelage. It is. The only thing that I would say is like you also too,

you need a spot. That's like having a chill spot not as like uptight. You got to watch, you know, move that you make. That would be a big thing to me as well, which really would be a dream come true. I like when tennis and pool and all that is out of the mix. Just golf. I'm not saying men only.

I'm saying just golf and grill room, that type of thing. You know, we don't have, you know, I don't have screaming kids off the three fairway at the pool complex. I'm not hearing pickleball balls where I'm trying to put on eight. You know, I just, just golf. Just golf only if you don't want to play golf, don't come out there. It's fine. Pickle balls for pickleball, golf's for golf. You know, and nice country clubs, you know, those are great too.

But give me just a fucking golf club, and I'm going to be a happy guy. You know, those pickleball players just hate hearing puts while they're, well, they're around. That's the thing about golf. Yeah, yeah. Golf does not intrude upon anybody out. Correct. And it takes precedence, especially at a club. I think most clubs, it's golf, you know?

It's the cornerstone of any great country club. Could you imagine, like, going to a country club and, like, you walk by a tennis club? You see Stubby with, like, the headband, and he's, like, on the tennis courts. It's, like, fucking ripping backhanders. Brack and ball. Yeah. I got a good squash. He just, like, forgets about golf.

He's just like all in on tennis. I love a good pool, man. To be able to go to a club and just sit at a pool and swim some laps. I'm not nuts about a community pool, to be honest. It doesn't. Yeah, private pool is significantly better. Yeah, just like a lot of germs and you don't know what's going on. That's what the chlorine's for there, Bob.

Yeah, yeah, that's true. It is amazing that you can't piss in a pool and nobody knows. Have you tried? All the time. That's disgusting, dude. You don't piss the pool, Joe. That's where you draw the line, Joe, is pissing in a pool. Yeah, there's no way you're going into a pool, Joe, and not letting there fly.

I've never pissed in a pool of mine. That is just untrue. You're a liar. I swear on everything that is old. I've pissed in the ocean. I've never pissed in a pool. Oh, come on, Joe. I swear to God, that's disgusting.

Tuddy, you better piss in a pool by the end of 2024. That's your job. I swear, I swear on everything that I swear on, I'll swear on myself. Like, I swear on everything. I'm totally, I have never in my life pissed on a pool. That's just unhygienic. Oh, yeah. Sure is.

I just, I've never done that. I've pissed in the ocean. I'll admit to that. I piss when I swim into the ocean. Remember the cheeseburger challenge with Good Good? We said he hadn't, hadn't had fast food in a long time. He realized he had fast food yesterday and the day before that. But before that,

He had never, he had never had a cheeseburger, right? Hadn't had fast food. I've not had fast food in a long time, aside from yesterday. That is, that is incredibly untrue. I just said aside from yesterday. Aside from yesterday. And the day before that, we went to McDonald's two days before that. But prior to that, I didn't eat, I didn't eat any fast food for almost two weeks.

Yeah, I haven't shit since the last time I shit. I feel like it bears always. right now he'd remind you of a time where you pissed in a pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have all pissed in the pool. Oh, yeah. Multiple times. Yeah.

Multiple times. A bunch. It's weird. It's weird when I get in a pool and I don't piss. Yeah. Like, it's, you're right. Jesus, Pop. I mean, it's just everyone else is doing it too.

It's not like if I don't piss that no one else is doing it either. Pop when it's happening regardless. So that time that we are just, in Memphis when we were swimming in the pool, were you guys pissing in there? Probably. Probably pissed in there, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

The best is, it's, it's, hotel pools are tough too. It's hard to either inside. It's hard to get to the bathroom. You don't want to track water everywhere. I feel like tracking water across a pool area in the bathroom to go piss is even more disrespectful than just pissing in the pool. That is, this is a traumatizing.

moment for me. I thought people didn't do that. I thought like very rarely someone would do that, but I didn't, Pop makes it sound like every time he's going into a body of water. Well, I think it's pretty common. Well, I don't think it's just me, though. If I was the only one doing it, I wouldn't do it. But I think that when any time I get into a public pool, it's probably half water, half piss. That's normally what it is. Sometimes when Pop has to go to the bathroom, instead of, he just jumps in a pool. You got to think if you go to a community pool and there's 10 other people in that pool, there's pits flying real time in basically any moment.

You've got to assume at that moment in time, there is piss happening. There are some pools, though, where they have like the special chlorine where if you be, yeah, me too, every time I, yeah. Wait, what? If you take a piss in the pool turns like blue or purple or something. It's like the fire line. It shows it coming around. Yeah.

It happens in water parks a lot. Like water parks will do it. Oh, my sweet. That's my worst nightmare. Yeah, that's terrible. Just putting us on blast. It's tough. It would be really tough scene.

Hard to get around. Hard to explain that one away. Well, I hope we go into a body of water that does that one time. And you guys all have purple haze around you. How do you think you guys? You just say that you don't piss in a pool. I don't do that, man. That's just very uncouth.

I feel like kissing in an ocean. I understand that it's a big body of water and salty. But animals live there. You're pissing in an animal's home instead of a pool where animals don't live. I think in the ocean's almost more. The ocean is just fucking millions of gallons of it. It's like one little. fucking trickle of piss isn't going to kill a turtle.

And if it's a little like just a little just like a little dab of piss into your apartment. Just like a little, a little taintiff. Just piss on the floor in your apartment. I would be a big place. It's a big place. It's just a little bit of piss. I wouldn't be thrilled, but it wouldn't kill me.

You find a way to step in it somehow. Somehow a turtle's getting your piss in its mouth. I don't know how, but it's happening. That cheeseburger Challenge was so good and guts He's like, I haven't had fast food In so long, he's like, we Had McDonald's yesterday

And he's like, well, yeah, besides that It was, it wasn't yesterday Besides yesterday. You were like, and we had it the day before in L.A. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before that. That's like, Gatsy a lot of times Like, we go to eat, like, I haven't ate all day.

It's like, we had hot dogs at the turn you know. Sometimes my memory's not great. You know what? As I'm getting older, my memory's getting worse, by the way. It's a problem. That is not good at all. Don't say that,

it's true. There's times where I can't legitimately remember. Like, I can remember what I did when I was five years old on a specific date, but I wouldn't be able to tell you what I did Wednesday of last week. I had, I have no recollection of what Wednesday of last week looked. That's,

yeah, but that's because we're just moving so fast. What did you do? you when you were five years old. That's good point. Well, I'm saying if I had to recall, like, I remember, like, my birthday party when I went year, I think it was like seven or eight. We went to Lion King.

We watched the movie there. Then after Lion King, we went, my mom took us to McDonald's. They had, like, a caboose. That was the last time you had McDonald's. That was exactly. That's that. Like the play plant, the playpen. I had dairy queen ice cream cake.

It was a tremendous day. It sounds funny. That was a tremendous day. You know how good watching Lion King in theaters was as a kid? It was unbelievable. It was truly tremendous. But I couldn't tell you what I did two days ago sometimes. Like it was completely like...

I get, I'm the same. Back and look. Like, it's like Wednesday last week. Where the hell was I? What did I say that? Holy shit. The fact that it was McDonald's, we were just talking about. McDonald's, it's so good.

It was those play places like the caboose. They had all like the ball pit and all the stuff. Simple times, Joseph. You know what? You know what's crazy? When you're a kid,

I don't know if this is the case for you guys. Did it not seem like summer would last like a year? It would like the last day of school. And then I was like, oh my God, I have an endless summer. It's like months and months of just relaxing. But now a summer, you blink and the fucking summer's gone. You'll think about,

Think about how long a day at school was. Yeah. A day at school was like the longest day on earth. It never ended. You couldn't get through a school week to get to the weekend. It was like, it was like a month of your life to get to Friday. And now it's like, you know,

I blint, you know, I can't all have time to pick up the dry cleaning today because it's just like ran out of time. It's like, why didn't fucking school go by like this? It's, I think it's, I don't know. As you get older times. is you get older. You get older. Like, I don't know.

Something about being young and you only have like a finite amount of memory and time. So every day is like a bigger percentage of your life. And then like the older you are every day is a smaller percentage of your life. Well, until you get really old and time goes fucking slow shit. Yeah. Like God. But yeah, there's something about like some shit like that. I don't know.

I like thinking. like that type of stuff like i like thinking like deep shit like that i remember i always used to look at my like my mom would wake me up i'd be so jealous that she didn't have to go to school and i would just think to myself like man i can't fucking wait for the day where i don't have to go to i'd look at the dog and i'd be like this is the luckiest animal yeah yeah she's gonna fucking lay down here has no responsibilities i got to go write a fucking exam right now and this dog's just gonna hang out here he'll be here when I get back. Fucking lucky animal, man.

When I first started working, I used to wake up every morning and wonder if I, like, if I, do I really need this job? If I, if I called out and stopped today, how long the amount of money I had. Could I make it before I'd have to start working again? And I would do that math for about 12 minutes. and then I never turned out the way I wanted to do. And then I was 12 minutes late to work. And then, yeah, and then an hour later he's,

welcome to Moe. That's right. What was the job, FP? What was the job? This was like right out of, it happened a lot. It happened less frequently as my working life went on, but it happened in every job I had those moments.

I used to wonder. Do I really need this shit? I used to wonder how long I could go before they like how long they keep cashing my checks before they fuck you know that i had quit that i had stopped because there's depending on the job and how many employees are at a company and how careful people are you could go a month or two and there are stories you can go a few months quite quitting right is that what the kids do now they don't even they quiet quit quitting to an unbelievable level like this is why he was doing nothing yeah but yeah you tested i actually did it i did it when we

You did that. A man, for a good two to three months to work. Yeah, he actually went. Oh, dude, he worked for like one of those I was double dipping. Because when we started with Bob, I,

or with Bob the Sports, I was double dipping. But Bob the Sports was taking all my time. So I effectively just like stop doing the other job. I made it like two or three months. There are some jobs where you work and you know that you're just so shit at it. Like I worked at a warehouse. I was probably the worst employee there.

I couldn't do. anything. I was so fucking useless. And there are days where I was like, I wonder if they're just like, why do we have this guy here? Like, why are we paying this guy to do what? Like, and then they would try to like get me into different roles. So like

after a while, me being the warehouse, like I couldn't put together an order like on time. So then they had me be like the ride along on the trucks to like deliver the stuff. I just try to give you anything. Let me ask you this. I just wasn't good at any of those things. I was just a terrible job.

If we started a Chipotle together tomorrow, what people would you want at certain sides of the station? Because, like, I'll start, like, I would want Stuby at the register. Yeah, I'd want Stuby at the register. I'd want Poppy on, like, the veggies and the meat, like, the cooking side of it. Why pop on the bench? Because, like, he could man to grill. Like, I've seen him. I think he would be good.

I would want me just pressing the burrito. Are you good of folding the burrito? That's a good spot for you. No, that's later down the line. I just, I just presumes that's a good spot for you. That's a good spot for you. Just hold burrito or bowl. Tacos.

Someone says tacos and throws you off for a moment. You get them off to Hot Start. I'll tell him Guwack is extra. I'll tell him guack is extra. Sure. Yeah. What would Jets job be, Bob? Where would you put on?

Probably just to tell people that guac's extra. I feel like I'd be a good run. Rice and beans guy. Sure. Somebody's got to be back in the kitchen. Like who's least customer facing? Who's back here like grilling up? Maybe take a ticket or you?

Always fresh. I feel like you might be back in the kitchen. Well, I'm already working the veggies and the meats. Yeah. But would you rather be in the kitchen? You're going to pay it a little more. Yeah. But the thing about Chipotle is though, like the kitchen's right there.

Like you still see those people. But you're not looking at someone and listening. You're not taking orders. Your back's turned to the people. You're taking orders from Joe I've got like We need peppers and onions Oh yeah

Yeah yeah Pop We need white rice More white rice Where those pinto beans at That's That's so good That's like a Q&A

And with that being said Let's head on over to our Q&A Brought to you by Oh Pop I wanted to tell you Shaved it for the podcast. I made a move. I made a move.

On an Instagram handle for you. It's good. Oh, my. A guy booked a cameo from me, and he said, he's like, I'm actually a big fan of ticket. My handle on Instagram is actually par the number three poppy. So it was that exact one. Yeah, he's a he's a superintendent at a golf course in Charlotte. Oh, that's right.

Yes. And he said that if we come and film at his club where he works, he will give him the handle. That's a big ask. That is a pretty. That is a big ask. Yeah, but it's a big hand. But it's also a big handle. Oh, so this guy's already.

What was the offer that he gave you, Bob? Well, I did the cameo for him, which I'm like, I have a birthday. Bernie Rodriguez. Bernie Rodriguez. Yeah, yeah. I've got a whole conversation. Yeah.

Yeah, that's exactly. He's got a whole dossier. You've been on the horn here. Oh, really? Okay. Oh, you mean B-Rod? Yeah. Oh, G-Rod.

What did he offer you? Maybe we got a better deal. Maybe Tom is giving us a better deal. He's taking a long time. So he must have like, he's really. trying to make his mood now. Yeah, I did. Well, I did the, no, but the, the, the cameo was just for, he never mentioned anything about

the Instagram. Well, he never said anything about that. They just wanted me to wish him a happy birthday. I don't even know if Bernie booked the cameo, to be honest, it was for Bernie. Oh, I think I've talked to this guy, too. I've said to him, I literally said, I, I did the cannabis to happy birthday. I was like, look, if you can DM me, like, I'll do whatever you need for. I'm willing to pay you for that Instagram handle.

come to think out he's already been around the block. Yeah, that's top. Do we think that's better handle than big triple G underscore ticket? Yeah, you know the answer to that. Okay. That got it. Just by a G or two. I agree.

You know when you realize it's bad, it's like after band, I was like trying to tag everyone in the photos. And I would just go, The, and then Jet would come up, or the, the Fat Perez would come up, or BR for brilliant stuff. For Poppy, I got to go B-I-G-G-G-G. G and then the ticket comes up. I think Perez would pay just to get the taken off of Fat Parade.

De. It's arrogant. It's arrogant. Who's the guy who has Fat Perez and then there's the. Bernie Rodriguez actually has Fat Perez.

Bernie Rodriguez actually has fat Perez. Who is it? Have you ever made you play? I've talked to the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Bernie. He's,

the price, yesterday's price is not today's price. Oh, yesterday's price reasonable. This guy could just smoke me, dude. Yeah. He's got 200. He's got 201, but he's active.

He's active. What city do you have to go to to get, which country club is he? I thought I looked at him. I thought he was in San Antonio. See, the Joey Colcuts, I looked, he might as well not exist. As we all know now, too, it's extremely difficult to pass on

usernames. I got burned severely by trying to do that. I think the four-letter ones are like quicker to be like picked up. They're just running. I think it is just bots. So Fabrez might be a little easier, but or Joey Colcutts. You should have just started from scratch. I should have. You should have just started from scratch.

I know. You didn't even have that. You didn't even have any posts on your. your on your other page. I had the Christmas post. I looked up Joey Colkins. It's the first thing I came. I remember when you came to watch the game at my house, you said it was so hot. And I went to your house. It was like 68 degrees. And I wore, I wore the parko with the hoodie. Overreaction Sunday. Yeah. It was crazy. I'm saying my place was too cold. It was like an ice box. All right. Well, let's head on over.

the Q and a. Bernie Rodriguez, if you're watching, we'd love to speak with you. But also, happy birthday. Pop, take it away. All right. The first question comes from Jack Kelly to underscore. What's Joey D's go-to dinner? Go-to dinner. I normally like some kind of protein and then like a pasta dish, like, you know, like a rigatoni or like some kind of bolognese, like to go along with, you know, that could, that could be a steak or salmon or something, but pasta is a staple of any meal. I could honestly have pasta every day of the week. I respect the people that do like steak and then like pasta as almost like a side is kind of cool. Nicole will normally cook and like do like a bowl of pasta and then we'll do some kind of like protein or something.

So I think, I think, you know, for my well-being pasta should be cut tremendously low on the on the amount that I'm eating it. You know, at least when I eat with Nicole, she does like this gluten-free pasta that tastes like regular pasta, so I don't mind it. So I'm not carbol-loading like I normally would. But pasta is my favorite, favorite thing to eat.

If you give me one thing to eat for the rest of my life, it's pasta. It's so versatile. Yeah, the gluten-free pasta tastes just as good, in my opinion. I know. It's crazy. I was very anti-glutin-free pasta before I tried it.

and now I'll have it gladly. I'm big on that where if it tastes the same, you might as well do that. Like, I'm a big believer in I think egg whites taste just to, like, if you give me an egg white omelet, it's basically the same thing as our regular egg omelet. So I always order egg whites omelet just because it's healthier, and to me it tastes the same.

You think it tastes the same, Bob? I think it tastes different. Really? Yeah, no, I do. To me, it's pretty similar, so I always do. Every time I order egg white omelet. but all right next one there pop cutzie is that a day poke or no it's some like i don't know some raspberry drink it's pretty good what is it energy drink or sparkling water oh

sovany or whatever i don't know i don't know nico likes it not a good definitely not an ad don't know the company next question comes from evan marringer he wants to know now for all of us what's the go-to talk to Taco Bell order. That's... Everett's is the soft tacos. Just depends. Depends on how hungry I am.

I think the, the, the foundation of it is certainly a chalupa combo. Big chalupa guy, ground beef chalupahombo. I'd like to sub in a Baja Blast freeze. and yeah extra money's fine on that and yeah either like more tacos a combination of more hard and soft tacos just to make it easy throw a crunch wrap supreme in the mix

every once in a while usually I don't need it but I eat it those are my kind of three Chalupas tacos and crunch wraps got two thoughts on that A it's amazing with the chalupas how good they do that shit It's fantastic.

It's underrated. I think it's one of the most underrated things Taco Bell has. Yeah, I love the chalupas. I think it's chalupes. Those shells are just amazing. And then I think arguably the CrunchRap Supreme may be the number one item in all of fast food. I think so. It's amazing.

It's up there with McDonald's fries, I would say. You've got to put it in that conversation. You got to get the fresh one, though, where the chip is still hard. Like, it hasn't been sitting too long. and the chip gets soft. As long as you get a fresh one, I agree. I think it's got to be one or two up there for best fast food. I normally do that or I'll do,

I'm a big advocate of the nachos bell grande. I love those. I think they're so good. One thing that I introduced Jet to last time when we were in Dallas was the, and Bob used to do this as a pizza, the Taco Bell, the Mexican pizza. Yeah. And Jet was like, what the fuck is this?

Then he was like, oh my God, this is tremendous. And I used to learn for a while. regular, regular crunchy taco, and then FP got me on the Doritos Locos tacos. So I'm, I'm a change, man. Those are unbelievable. Oh, yeah. If you're going to get a taco, you got to go. Sometimes when they're lazy, they give you like a broken shell.

Yeah. There's nothing more devastating when you open it up and it's soft and crumbly or broken. And you're like trying to hold together the pieces of the Doritos, Locos, the shell, while eating the lettuce and tomatoes. They care more about it. They put it on a special. like sand it's sleeve it's a sleeve yeah yeah it's got like a little sleeve did um you guys are um do you guys ever do the the cheat they did the cheese it variety stuff i tried it does you have

anybody ever bark up that tree i tried the uh the crunch wrap with the cheese it it was a little different it was like a cheese it stuffed inside yeah so it had like an extra layer shell yeah as the tortilla Yeah. I'm just wondering if they, like I like a regular cheese it. And I may be like an extra toasty cheese it. When they started getting into like bold cheddar white chatt. I just feel like they might go too far with the cheese at flavor. And that's kept me away from that.

Those ones that you got abandoned FP. I don't know which ones those were. Those were the best ones I've ever tried. I don't know if it was extra toasted or extra bold. Those things were unreal. Yeah, that was too much. I like the extra toasty. Extra toasty is, in my opinion, the best cheese.

there is because you're always like when you're getting a normal box of cheese it's and you get that one that's like just overcooked just air that's like the best cheese it's a whole box of those it's beautiful it's like someone almost said something to them and they just said let's try it could have been yeah i got to take a look into that uh my pop let's do one more all right the next one comes from alcoigne um favorite course played together um um i got i got um not all this was three, me, Stuby and Joe was Shadow Creek we all played together. Oh, yeah.

That's me for sure. That was a lot of fun. Trails is a big question. Trails is up there. I'm trying to think too of maybe like a time where we played. Give me Pinehurst the first time we ever played together and it was just like we weren't filming,

we're just having fun. The phones were out like tremendous vibes. Pinehurst, man, we got to go back up there. and like film as a crew. Like I think that that would, that would be so cool. Bring it all back. Quill Lodge.

Quill Lodge is a special, special thing. There were a few rounds we played there, no cameras. Like, after we did like nine, that was really fun. Quill Lodge.com.

Yeah. The Twilight rounds, when Yams gets swinging a few there too and just like, more park twilight rounds that were special, too, yeah. Yeah, sure.

Park was goaded. We even had one. Me, Jed and Pop and Ferg at Moore Park. Oh, yeah. I almost killed somebody. Yeah, oh, God, that was one of the greatest things. Didn't you have one with Big Wave, Dave, too, and Yaman was playing lights out? Yeah, Twilight at Moore Park.

It was me and Yaman versus Wave. It went down to the wire. It was a blast. It's so fun to play from time to time with you guys when there's no cameras. Because, like, you know, we obviously have a lot fun still but like it's it there's something about when you just get to play with your boys and like you're just chilling and you know you know you're out there same thing like twilight free swing in like those are the best rounds man they're undefeated it's true um all right well look a lot to be

excited about a lot coming out uh we love you guys we appreciate you guys hope you guys enjoyed that bryson video that that has been released both on his channel and on our channel that has been another edition the bob does sports podcast we've We will see you next time.