Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Stumble Heard Around The World

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back. This is another edition. Another episode. The Bob does sports podcast. Let's start with this big ticket. What the fuck are you wearing, man? Yeah, you look like an Eskimo. I just realized, it looked like a fucking blimp is what I fucking look like.

You look like one of those emperor penguins. It looks like a snorlax. Yeah, Joe, it's got the, it's a snorlax. That's what exactly is. Oh. It's a fucking thing. It's a snorlack. Why can't wear anything normal?

Like, it just, it looks very comfortable. Yeah, he's clearly the most comfortable person. It's wildly comfortable. As far as they've been to Anchorage, Alaska. I'll tell you what, back in the day, when I first met Bob and everything, he used to make fun of me, he was like, I was wearing boots. I was a stylish guy. I wore, like, tighter jeans.

I thought I looked good. I was wearing flails. The second I got fat, it's all about comfort. It's all about, it's all it's about. I mean, I wear sweatshirts. I wear things I would never wear, but I'm comfy. But, Tick, you're not fat. You're just a little bit.

You're just, you're just going towards that realm. There was a time probably a couple weeks ago where I was really teetering on chubby and fat. I was leaning towards fat. I can see your chin. It looks like you leaned out a little bit. Angles, baby. It's the contours of course. He's just out here angling.

He's out here angling. I'm just out here, angle, baby. But think, I do agree. I don't think you're fat. I really don't. I mean, that's the key to being fat is you wear things that make you don't look fat, right? If I took my shirt off, if we got in a hot tub today, you'd be like, Jesus Christ, this guy is. Speaking of looks, Yaman is sporting a full coat.

It looks good, though. It looks solid, but it is. It looks good, but that's the horror show beer. Okay, it'll be gone by, it'll be gone by Texas. I got to get a haircut too. I was going to tell the ticket, though, and not this isn't, there are some old, and this is about myself, it's not even about the ticket.

There are some old photos that Bob will pop in the chat every once in a while. We were skinny for a little bit, man. We were. Oh, you guys were. Yes. Oh, no, I'd be the photos of you from college, you look. Oh, sure. Yeah, we go back.

I was pretty thin when I was six, too, Joe. photos from the early 2000s where I'm in the all-time Joey D. He goes when he said to Perez, you could still lose 60 pounds and still be fat Perez. That's right. That's picking out of context, man. That's not there. There's no good context for that. There's no good context for that.

It's right, though. The sick part is he's exactly right. I said the not-so-fat Perez. So I'm the so-fat Perez right now. I'm just going to stop, man. I'm not trying to, I'm just a drive-by banging, and I'm not trying to do that. It's bad. I mean, um, ticket.

So in all series, last I'll touch on this, what's the AC at in your house right now? Like, it's got to be 68 or below. I keep it at a nice 68 to 67. Yeah. And when I go to sleep, when I sleep, it's around 64 to 65. I like it chilly, Bob. I like wearing sweatshirts. Do you sleep in your box?

If I'm at 66, I'll sleep in my boxes. If I'm at 64, I'll be in sweatpants. Um, he said depends. I was like, what? Yeah, it depends. Yeah, if I'm in my depends, then I like to keep it at a balmy 72. You know what's wild is I didn't realize up until when we started traveling, Perez sleeps in the nude. What?

He doesn't wear a sliver of clothing. What? I knew. I knew something. Hold on nude. I knew I knew. All of his makeups, all those wakeups you guys do? I'm naked.

Oh, yeah. He's in his, he's in his birthday suit. That's right. Don't you, but like, Prince, you know I'm coming in that next morning to get the hangover clips. Like, do you worry about that at all? I mean, you should be more worried than that. That's really me, bro. No, I just, I don't like things on me.

Like, I want to be, I want to, I want to have full range of motion. I'll wear like athletic shorts at best. I'm not going to do boxers. It's a little too tight. The Colorado bus don't make it into the bedroom. Like when I go, when I like sleep on the couch at home, which happens a lot, I'll put like athletic shorts on because I feel I don't want to be naked on the couch. That's not right.

Were you naked in the in the foreplay, the original Quayel Lodge foreplay when they came in, were you butt-ass naked in there? And I was sharing a room. I think Joe and I was sharing a room too. With that, I felt like I did what was right for the brand. But at the same time, I felt bad about that particular wake up

because he actually was in a really bad way. It was an ambush. But I did feel bad coming in that morning. I just knew that it would be really good for the, but having like Hannah Cook in there too, like coming in up on him camera. You know what I mean? How long ago was that video?

How long ago was that? It was March of. over a year ago. No, 20, one? Mm-hmm. 2020.

I think it was like February, 2021. 22. It was March. No, it wasn't 22. March of 2022. You know what I was thinking of when we were just talking about,

like walking in on, like, you know, when we're on a trip and you walk in the Yaman's room and his ass is just at all at all. Good thing you don't sleep naked, Yaman.

It's just, um, there's eyes and ass. A whole lot of cake. And his legs were in the air kind of kicking back in the store. I'm like face down, like just pissed off. And I'm still up. I like my,

to be my alone time on those trips every once in a while, you know, just taking a nice nap with your ass in the air. You'll come in and he's just laying on the floor. That's like a back. You're like, you're like, where is he? Like, are you just laying on the floor?

It's not acting. It's a Steve Nash moment. Dude, in pre-Bob to sports, like before you guys, like in the beginning of Bob to Sport, it's like the trips that were like really, really ruling on him when he was really in a bad way, I would be at my bed and that you just see the living room light on at like the morning. You didn't know what you were coming off. Dude, opening those doors were scary because, like, you don't know what. you were coming in on, like where he would be in the room.

He was always 10 times more pissed off than he is now. And it was just that was, that was always scary. Different time. I will say the, the funny thing with people, people I think are starting to catch on with is the bang jaw bedrooms, where we each kind of get deliberately banged on an Airbnb on each trip. And I don't know who's up for the next one, but I always feel like Jets should always get like a good room because I feel like.

shit. We know. We know a good job of making it. We all do. I just don't want, I don't want to be put on a pedestal here. We all do. It's a big old split every trip.

I share rooms last, I've shared rooms on the last few, I think. I don't think you've ever been. Hold on, hold on. I don't think so. You got banged on the bunk beds with me. Yeah.

Well, that was in Virginia, yeah. Yeah. No, that was. Oh, the Virginia. The Virginia.

I'm talking about the Arizona one. Scott still. That was years ago. Yeah. Where did we go last? Nobody knows. You were good on Cincinnati. Was it Cincinnati?

Well, that was a hotel. I'm trying to think of the last Airbnb. We were in, we were in, we were in Scotland. I got banged. We got, Katta got back. I had the Harry Potter fucking in bed cupboard. Where is that? In Scotland.

In Edinburgh. I, Oh, you can buy. the last bang job for sure i think 100% god i think i got the worst bang job in canada when i slept in the piss room you banged yourself you took the you bang yourself well yeah but that's i'm just saying the master bedroom and you did i saw the square footage and just yeah i did i did you're the reverse banged job yeah it's gone banged a few times too well pick it and i and and and and and yeah right

A press has been banged a couple times. There's the original bang job. He gets an original bang job. The original one way. But I think we have done a really good job of sort of rotating that. Except for Jett. Do I know? I've been banged.

You are up, dude. It sounds like I'm next to the bang. In Scotland, Jet and I shared a room. There was a recent bang job that I had. I'm telling you. Well, me and you shared a room in Scotland. You shared an apartment. We shared an apartment.

Okay. Yeah, sure. But I'm saying. bedrooms. No, there was, it was, it was, it was, that was fine. That was a long distance. There was like, it was like, it was like a 10 minute walk. Joe, you haven't had a banging, really. Not that you deserve. I've had a banging, maybe not in a little bit. Where do we go before Scotland? I'm telling you, I got got banged in two. I got banged in your owner both times. Why'd you get banged in Virginia, Joe? That one course, that one place that was on the course. Oh, he was on the couch. He did,

he sucked on the couch. That was the, uh, oh, yeah, yeah. He all have these glorious four bedrooms and then a couch in the middle of the living room. Sounds like I'm due to. That was one night, though. No, I, listen, I'm all for getting banged on these. I'll tell you what happened. I think early on myself and the ticket, there was one specific time myself and the ticket got banged. And then I, I had some bad, I had some bad early bangings and I've used them in leverage throughout time.

And I think my time is running out. Your time is up. Yeah. I think you're due for that hanging you're referring to is not that's not even our fault. No. So I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm making up for the spins of others.

I shared a bunk bed. I was in bunk beds at one point. Now, there's a long time. I think that you're due for a nice bang and thing. Yeah, Perez, you should order an Airbnb with just one shit room.

And then no, go to do it with that. Joe sneaks by because he can't share a room with anyone. Joe gets very lucky. So he always is guaranteed his own room, which is brilliant, which I don't know if you do that on purpose. The snoring's getting better, by the way. Huh? Apparently, the snoring's getting better.

Apparently. That's what Nicole says. I don't know. I wouldn't know if you told me, but apparently, apparently with the sleep apnea, if you lose a little bit of weight, it's better, I guess. Hey, Cutsi, have you, are you skinny now? I'm skinny fat. You look. I'm actually, you know, the thing is, is, and Bobo, attesses, like, my shoulders and arms, I'm weightlifting, so I'm getting, like, more muscle, but I've got a gut that's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like solid steel. Like, I can't, I'm losing weight in my face. I'm losing weight other places. This gut, it's like, it's like, you almost have to take, like, a hammer and just break it, like a piece of chisel. I don't know, I don't know what to do, man. It's like, I'm just, like, solidly rotund and like everything else is jacked. It's a problem. Your face is looking is looking thinner too. Yeah, like I said, I'm skinny fat. Like I'm not, I'm definitely not skinny.

That's for sure. I got a fucking gut that protrudes. Like, if you see a silhouette of me, you wouldn't say that guy's skinny. But I'm making waves. I feel good. Like, I almost say my stamina's gone better, like my endurance. even on the last, the last, normally, when we do the,

what have you been testing it on? Or just, I've been saying like when I, like, I work out and stuff like I'm on the treadmill and stuff, like I can do a lot more. Even when we did the last speed challenge,

like normally, I would be so gassed. I think the last speed challenge was in Virginia. And I, and I felt way better, like in terms of running. Like, I wasn't dying.

You know who ran out of gas. I know. I know. No, you know. What? No, You kick started sprinting.

I ran out of gas. Common had the chance to win, and I was screaming at him to get on his horse. Because, like, it just, he had nothing left. I ran out of gas, and I ran out of ass because I was, I was, I, first of all, I won, so I don't really want to hear it. But my legs, my legs gave out. I couldn't, they were like, jello. I was running, and I was almost laughing at the ticket when he ran first because he's like, I can't feel my legs.

I was like, you're a pussy. And then I was going. and I could not feel my legs earlier than he couldn't feel. They were, like, falling off. They go like jelly, right? There's, like, moments where I'm like, I look, I look, like, what human male cannot run, like, at a jogging pace? And sweet, I'm better than me.

So I just, like, edited it in post, and I would just, like, see angles to, like, the cart, so nobody could see me just stumbling down the green. Yeah, isn't it weird when it just turns to jelly like that? But there's just a moment where the switch flips. and it's just, your legs are just, they're not, they're hardly hanging on. And you have like this mental battle because you know the guys are behind you. You know the entire world is going to see this video.

You know your parents aren't going to watch it because they don't watch anything that you do. And then you just, it's just, it's just brutal. You did win, you did win, but one could say coaching won that championship. I'm not sure if Bob not yelling at you the way he did. Yeah. If you would have. Oh, Bob, sure, but you were also yelling, you were a foot away from me to like finish. I wanted to see win.

From you guys to see me win. Yeah. They don't want to see this win. God does. It's good, though. I felt the support and I won. The greatest, the greatest speed golf of all time

would be the Perez one in Scottsdale. I don't think you could ever that drone shot of him like catching a second wind after eating tacos was... I remember. It's my dad's favorite Bob does sports

video he watches it all the time when we were at the doing things media office we were having like a serious meeting in the boardroom and i remember looking out onto the tvs and you see for it's just crushing a taco and everybody's quietly working and then you see that clip and looking it and get to that second wind oh my take you do me a favor not to put you on the spot but we did it for the two podcast ago and it was it was so much fun can you read out your last 10 postmate's orders oh no has he still been going off it was so much fun on the last one he was going through it was the best i'll read it out but i want to say one thing real quick going back to yaman's facial hair i think it looks so good it does you should flip out the nightmare state i think when you're shaved that's when we need to start

I'm sorry. The problem is I don't like, I have a side problem. I don't like, like it. Do a goate then. Do a goatee. Yeah, let's get rid of this. Just get rid of this. That would look good or no.

Oh, the goatee looks good. I think it would look good. Because I don't, it's just very not me. You know what I mean? Like I don't. Yeah, let me see the sides. It's not, it doesn't fill in. Like it's, it's.

Yeah, but I would do a goatee. Newk all that. Yeah, just keep the go teers. Nukes. Yeah, I'm saying you got, but all I've ever wanted is a legit beard in my life. And you know how you get it? You know how you get it? Shave, shave, shave, shave, shape.

Yeah, so I'm saying it's even more. And then Monday it's going to start to. Over time, it's gotten like, this is even more than it used to be just based off. I think you're right. I think you are correct. And given the fullness of your beard and your hair overall, I probably should just trust. I just see my back. Yeah.

I do like, I have kind of switched to where, like, this doesn't mean I'm dead, you know, anymore. Yeah. It looks really bad. It's nice. I am. But this doesn't mean it. But Garrett Clark can make the change. So can you, Yom.

Yeah. Garrett Clark, a 22-year-old multi-millionaire with golden followers. Fucking crush the dating. Fucking models. They put on that PowerPoint the other day from Quayle when Joey D banged himself with the razor and he had to go all the way to shave from Quail. That's a tough scene, man. They put that on the PowerPoint and cuts he put into the group chat.

He's like, that's fucking top. We'd go ahead and overlay that image right now. Oh, yeah, I was just, you know, like, I was just, like, trying to, like, tidy something up, and I took a whole chunk out. And then there's just no way around it. It's just like, you just have to go full commando mode and just shave everything. And I, at that time, and still am, I'm fat. And I had a double and maybe even a triple chin.

and I think the photo that was taken was including all of the chins and me resting the microphone on my stomach. It was an extremely top picture that is being pitched as we speak to Callaway. You look like a black bear. It's like if a black bear ran a sports book is what you're. And also like in the front was like an Italian restaurant. That's what you look like. It was tough, man. All right.

It was tough. Let's get a little bit of a drum roll here. This is the big ticket. Last 10. O'S-Shade's orders. Well, two five. Do five. Don't kill them now.

Yeah, two-five. Last ten or last five would be about two, two and a half days. Yesterday I got the South Philly experience. I got a classic cheese steak. cheese steak, wit, with onions, with onions and peppers, and I also added on

12 boneless wings because Oh my. Why would you? The South Ferry's the experience? The South Philly experience. Tell you what, it wasn't. It was no South Philly experience, but it got the job done.

Next, I took a little trip for a few hours. To Thailand. I got drunken noodles with shrimp, pork, steak, and chicken. And I threw in some chicken fried rice, just in case I'd still be hungry after the drunken noodles. I don't want to be left hungry.

Those noodles were swimming in protein. Then the day before, I went back to the Philly Cheese steak, but this time I'm going to big row with Philly Cheese. This time I opted for not the boneless chicken wings. I went with seasoned fries on the side in case I was still hungry. Just something a little lighter, something easier to digest. Before that, earlier in that day, I went to the East Bay deli. I got myself a chicken Charleston. That's just a classic Charleston-style milanaza chicken sandwich.

That came with a side of fries, decided on nothing else after that. Before that, you'll find interesting. I ordered all the way, Bob, you know how far I live. I ordered Vito's. I had to pay an extra $10 on the delivery. You'd get three pepperoni slices and a mini Caesar salad all the way from Vito's to my spot over here. Oh, my God. It was cold.

There's two Vito's. There's no way that that's that one. The one. Vito's pizza. Holy shit. That guy went. Now, did you find that the Caesar? They probably put the dressing on the side, right?

They didn't. It was in there, and the lettuce was wet by the time it got to me. And quite honestly, that's not Vito's fault. That's my fault for thinking that delivery was going to make it in dime. That's on me. That guy might as well. just dropped the food off to you and continued on to Vegas. That's a hell of a ride.

Yeah, then we got some burritos, some hot wings, some sushi in here. I really travel the world when it comes to postmates. Yo, the starting off with the South Philly experience was so good. You're just speaking of a big cheese steak in this thing. You just can't get a good cheesecake in this city, by the way. Jersey Mikes might make the best cheese steak. in Los Angeles. It's a good cheese steak, to be honest with you.

Speak. What? I was going to, what? I haven't been seen you do any cameos, by the way, lately. I just got a request, by the way. Did you? I don't get them unless I, I promoted it one time. I got like eight.

I haven't touched it since. I needed you to get back up and go. Oh, yeah, you're just, you just need that. Yeah, yeah, I know, Bob. You just need me on cameo. Yeah, you just seen her full. You got to put food on the table. How's you going to fucking get that?

How's he going to do it? I need to be on cameo, Bob. I need to be on cameo. I need me to be on cameo. And I need you, the listeners, to buy the cameo. Cuttsy, do you say something about the Phillies? Or something about some of them? Phillies are, Phillies, big game tonight.

A couple of Phillies fans in here. What do you take it in the AELS? Why do the Astros hate home field advantage? They lost everything at home. You know, the Astros, I'm so tired of the Astros. I cannot even explain to you how happy I was last night watching the Texas. I've never, I don't think any, I don't think even the most hardcore Texas Ranger fan was as happy as I was last night to see the Astros loose.

F.P. Is it because they're cheaters or because left field is 40 feet? Yeah, it's all of it. It's all of it. I'm just like, you know, maybe I'm a hater. You know, I'm probably a hater, but I'm tired of seeing them in the World Series. You know, I'm just, I'm sick of it. I'm over. And a big Verlander guy. I love Justin Verlander. All that aside.

I kind of like Altuvei, too. How could you not like that guy? I'm just tired of, I'm tired of them. Bro, they lose more than, people talk about them as this dynasty, which I guess they're always in it at the end. But they lose more than they win, right? Like they, they lost in the World Series to the Nationals.

How many have they want? Two in that time? Two. What, six years? Seven years? They're there. I got some good news for you. We got a new friend of the program that's been a friend of the program.

And I never knew until yesterday. I got a text from Anthony Volpe who apparent. And this guy had been following me for a while and I had no idea. Who's one of your all-time favorite MLB players? Me? He has been invited to the Breezy Lounge opening as well, by the way. My favorite MLB players? One of your favorite you always talk about this guy.

It's one of your fate. Like if baseball comes up, you, you, Mani Ramirez. Because he's a random guy? Not a random guy. Oh, Carl Schwerber. Fuck, no, not Chorber. You do talk about Schwerber all the time. Anthony Rizzo.

Bingo. Oh. He has been with us for a while. Oh, he's a fan of the program? Wow. That's a real big. He was a cub, right? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the almond's boy. That is cool. That is, that is very cool. Yama's new boy is Alex Caruso. Well, I like Alex Crusoe is very cool and a nice guy. I thought he was great.

Yo, there's a, for the brilliant um, show we have an ad called the Paint Your Life where like you could take a picture that you have and like they'll paint the picture. No, where's going. In order to use for promo, they want to do something where they could paint the picture. Do you know how much fun I'm having deciding what, I get, I got, I got. albums. I got five FP pictures. Oh my God. I have a ticket album where I have Ticket and Mansell from the green. And then the one I'm starting to lean on is Ticket and Caruso from five iron. It looks like a portrait to where I think that might be in play. The Manzell one's pretty iconic,

though. I agree. But like the one of him and Crusoe, just like in a painting would, I want something that's just so, bizarre. And then the other one that got tossed around was the jet from Ole Miss where he's making that crazy face while he's in Buffalo. From Buffalo. Buffalo. That's my favorite picture of the jet. He's in the wind and he's like, you know, that's me, it's us and Lars Lewis. That's me, it's us and Lars Lewis. Yeah. The person in it, I think. Maddie Riggetoni is in there. Yeah, FP was, it is unbelievable. that video and nobody ever knows that really FP's in it because he was so hung over. Nobody was drinking the prior night.

And FP put down like 25 beers the night before. It was literally nobody had to drink that night. And it's just Perez with two fucking 12 days. It was like, it was. Oh, the bat blue is good. Yeah. You want to talk about a bang job of a, of a stay. we should still be getting, you know, recouped from that bang job we took in Buffalo.

Oh, yeah. But it's unbelievable. Like, that's before all the golf. So, like, it's so funny just like knowing Perez, like, we offer Perez just to come on the trip. Of course he said yes. He picked us up. Wasn't he at the, did he pick us up at the airport? He drove you guys.

Yeah. I drove up. I drove up to Buffalo from Virginia. In the white, in the Lincoln, right? In the Buick. In the Buick. I picked up Rigotone. We went to the hotel, and then I picked you guys up from the airport with Rigitone.

I was back when you had a full-time job, too, so you must have taken time off of work. I did. Look at him now. It was, obviously, it was on a Sunday. I think I drove up play golf in Pittsburgh on the way, and then I stayed in Pittsburgh. And then that Monday, I drove all the way back to Virginia, which is like nine hours. I'll never get it. I did do it again because I drove back from Boston.

Oh, the Boston trip. I drove up to Boston. I did do it. The Boston drive by, you were driving. It was like Bob and I, we were on bed. Perez was texting us. It was like three in the border. You was still driving home.

Remember that, Bob? I remember that. Fellas, something we got to discuss, we have gone. I mean, the fact that we have got these clips on camera, of course you got the greatest video that the internet has ever scene with Joey D banging his head into the garage door. And then a newcomer is Perez going down the stairs at his house, of course, with two pizza boxes in his hand and wiping the fuck out.

And to me, the funniest clip, part of it is after Perez wipes out and we'll play the clip, he just sits there and collects himself for like five minutes. Chris, you got to take the folks through just that entire clip. Yeah, I was throwing away some empty pizza boxes. It was raining. And I, the steps were wet. I had crocs on. Crocs are not good.

Wet weather shoes. And I, I eat shit. And I think we've all, I think we've all, maybe all fallen at some point or maybe falling down some stairs. you just you just I'm just mad I was mad I was mad that it had happened um I was and then I even got more upset when I realized that my wife was just inside the back door and seen the whole thing because she checks on me the last thing I needed was to to be asked if I was okay it's not like what if I said no then what I mean like there wasn't she wasn't gonna there's nothing to do there she should have acted like she didn't see it that's what I would have done If I was her, I would have absolutely walked away and acted like I didn't see it, knowing that she probably would have wanted no one to ever know that it occurred.

So yeah, I just sort of like sat myself up on step. And I wanted to like, I don't know, I wanted to like punch the steps, but then that didn't make any sense. I was like working through my anger, who I could be mad at, how I can handle this. my grandmother was about to come over so I was like cleaning up the house I had to go shower because I had like

I had like gotten stuff all over my arm from the fall I had to like do laundry because the shirt it was a white shirt so that got all fucked up it was just like and I knew all of that in that moment that like oh great I fall and she saw it I have to shower

I've got to do a load of laundry that I wasn't planning on doing all to just like go two boxes away and the pizza It was not even that good. With all due respect to Virginia, we love Virginia. They're just not known for their pizza. No, no.

There's a couple. I brought, we had that trip there the last night. They get banged them. Bang me. I picked up what is considered or voted on to be at least a top five pizza in the city. On the way, it was perfect. I was like, great. Like, I can, like, I'll pick up dinner.

And, like, I can actually have something that's, it's like legitimately decent for these guys. So I show up with this pizzas. I'm kind of proud of it. I'm like, hey, this is like the good stuff that we got the best for you. I think it takes one taste.

He's like, yeah, yeah. It's got a little chucky cheese to it. Great. Great. Awesome. To be fair,

I didn't hear you say that it was the best you had to offer. If I had heard that, I would have given you. I'm glad you were honest. I would have given you a stellar lie. No, that was, that was the South Philly experience.

sure as fuck wasn't man but you can't imagine that virginia's going to offer up some good maybe barbecue or fried chicken fried chicken there you go oh yeah that fried chicken and the weggmans was was incredible weggman's is fantastic we can't we can't take pride and yeah that's not ours that's that's gross that was my first experience so as far as i'm concerned is virginia Virginia's the grocery, the grocery capital of the world. That's the pride of Penfield, Rochester, New York. Also, let's be, falling downstairs, I think as an activity is the most humiliating human experience.

To yourself, because it's a battle with yourself. You got to look the man. When you fall down the stairs, you've got to look the man in the mirror. You know what I mean? It doesn't help that you add the woman in the mirror behind you being like, are you, how you're double dipping. Well, there's a battle with a backup, and Cole. there. Of course, of course.

It's the right thing. I just didn't need it. Exactly. Yeah. But she's not thinking in her head, like, oh, I shouldn't ask if he's okay. Like, it was such a natural. It was a big, it was a big fall, too. Falling down stairs, it takes, falling downstairs, like, takes time. You know what I mean? Like, you hit one stair, and if it doesn't end there, you can, like, set your watch

and, like, here, ticking as you, like, roll down these stairs. It's a, it's a, I've done it. It's a brutal. The only reason I stop where I stopped for. because it was a short step. Like a short step. If I was at the top of a whole floor staircase, I would have gone all the way down.

There's like a 40 second and then I wouldn't. There's literally a play clock 40 seconds and halfway through. They can do this and bump it back to 25. I've got two things here. The first one is I understand her checking on me. When I say yes, I'm okay. I definitely don't need the, are you sure? I almost never need a double down.

question, I never need the are you sure. I wasn't kidding. I wasn't lying. That's a personal thing. And then the other thing, Yama is a good point on the falling down the stairs. I will also say that falling upstairs isn't great either. You know, when you sort of miss one and you kind of just get it. I got stale, dude. Because if you fall downstairs, if you fall downstairs, right, you've sort of created some distance between somebody that potentially is behind you. So you've got some time. When you fall up the stairs and there's people behind you, it slows everything down.

You've got to like quickly pop up and be like, my bad. And like, you know, you sort of do that little like hop. You know, you hop up and you just sort of like you hop around like, oh, don't know how that happened. Like it's not a good. No, every time probably for like the day after, every time you saw some stairs, you're like, fuck. You know what I mean? Like and every time you walk, you were extra careful walking down. I'm using the railing now, which is not a.

the thing. Like, I don't want to be that. I'm not, I'm not at the railing point in my life. My takeaway from this would be as someone who's been involved in a viral, you know, incident where I absolutely look like an idiot. There's two ways to go about after the initial fall or thing concurs. There's two methods to approach. Perez took one. I took the other. So I'm a big spring right back up kind of guy. So like, just, basically like take any element that I am hurt or anything out of it to try to take away the notion of people focusing on me. Perez took the other approach where he just almost like kind of just, he almost just accepted it. He just almost just kind of took the moment in and said,

I ain't going anywhere. I'm just here. I'm not going to move. Do you think about it that is. So Perez to just like fall and then just like take a moment and just kind of like just take a second thing. gather. That's what I would have done. It made sense to me. And then 15 minutes later, I go, I go inside and I'm like, you know, I'm taking these sweatpants off, doing all this shit, showering. And then it hits me that there's ring camera footage of it for sure. And then I'm in this like moment of like, damn, like I know, I know what I should do here, but I really don't want to do it. Oh, man. And I did, and I, you have a big ass bruise? I put content. I put content first. He sure did. He sent it to me and I remember the next day and this is no joke. I was playing

on the course. I was playing like shit. And I seriously remember hitting a ball that goes into the water. And originally like I wanted to be so pissed and I watch it splash. And in my mind, I thought at least you have the press video to go back to that you still have to post. So like going OB was not the worst thing at that moment. Like I told Perez, my day was substantially better knowing that I had that video. But up the video, it's not a video, but I would kill. I would absolutely kill for the video that broke tickets back of when he was wearing the wool ones. The socks. No, the wool socks. Because that was a different ticket back then. So like to see him go down at that time would have been wild.

I was coming down the stairs like it was Christmas morning, and I just fucking, see, what the worst thing about, for me was it was a full length set of stairs. If you fall down the stairs, you want to just fall and take a seat like you did. But I did this thing where I fell onto my,

my back. And then I took like a little bumpy sled ride down the rest of the stairs. It was just like killing my lower lumbar. And it's echoed. throughout my life until this day. Honestly, today. And I always laughed at that and I got karma for it because now me with the back

issues that I got going on. I always found it ridiculous that you needed like five ibuprofen. Like you would stretch before I'm going to golf. Like I get it now. And there's really no worse injury in the world. It sucks. It's so aggravated. It's that tiger back. Bro, I took, so I went to the

driving range yesterday and I know that my back is fucked every single day afterwards. But I was going to had last night and I got a message in the DMs from this guy, I won't say his name I guess, but he hit me up, he goes, hey, ticket, big fan here.

I think I saw you grinding over to Royos Echo today. I'm an instructor there on Mondays. If you ever want some help on your game, I'd love to help you as best I can on the house, of course. That's awesome. The sun was setting, so I couldn't

see a single shot I was taking. I had no idea how I was doing. But I guess this guy saw and thought maybe I need some help. You were grinding, though. He's all grinding out there. That's awesome. I love that. Oh, God.

That's amazing. So good. Do we have any Q&As here today, boys? Do you go to take a few Q&As? Let's fire away with a little Q&A saying. For do, Bob. First question comes from VFETF Perez. He wants to know, is Bin Yaman committed to the XL life?

Does that mean like size X-O? Got to ask him. I did ask that question. Yeah. Are you committed to the Excel? Are we talking like Grant Cardone 10XL? Or are we talking to like the shirt size? Church size.

Are you committed to the XL line? Yeah. Fuck. The answer is no. The answer is no. I don't seem too bad once you get there, man. I'm wearing, I'm wearing them, but I ain't committed. You've been dipping your toe into that L life, I've noticed.

Yeah, I've been taking L's. Well, yeah. But the thing is, it all depends on, I'm still at the point where different brands will fit differently. You know what I mean? So we're like, I'm still an L and so I am. Oh, you know what they call that life? They call that excuse life.

I'm on fuse mode right now. That's definitely not me. When you start blaming it on different brands and not blaming it on yourself? I'm not blaming brands. I'm just saying I'm going to say that the move from Excel to double XL is a lot more concerning than the move from L to XL. No, I disagree. I don't know, man. And I started going a double XL.

Moving moving from like L to XL is like a three point or two. a layup and then it's like a like one step out that made no sense but you get what i'm saying it's such a bigger jump to go from l to xl because that's no i don't know no i don't think so but you're in the paint you think l xl it's it's a statement i think i double xl is a state like the funniest clip is when ticket talks about like how bad of a day is when you go like from the l to the xl and like tickets always said this is going to be the fattest year of his life like take it wouldn't you agree like that if if you do you do you do you do you step into that double x-el

that like would that ain't harder when you move from L to XL you can fool yourself that maybe I'm getting kind of jacked if you go from XL to 2X like that's a South Philly experience let me tell you about when they start

turning X's into numbers let me tell you about that right okay that's the real jump the jump where they stop adding X's and they just put a number in front. That's when they've got barely enough fabric for you. They don't have enough room for more access.

That's you guys. And this is a serious question. Last week I was told by, and again, I know we were just like liars around here. But last year, last week I was told in this call that I was looking. thinner and now you're telling me that I'm committed to the XL life. So I don't know. I think I'm going to ask. I agree.

I agree with you. I asked that question weeks ago. Oh, okay. No, fair, but I'm saying so you're not, you're, okay,

I got it. And to me, once you add like S, M and L, they have one letter. Once you have two letters in a size, you're banged. And the X,

to make it an X to. Yeah. It's like, it's like fucking put up the, it's, yeah, it's horrible. But that's my facial hair

helps you too. You look, facial hair makes everyone It makes you look in. It's a good. I'm not too. Yeah. All right. When I was at the four seasons, they're like the Yankees where they make you shave your beard. So there's, that's when I was plump, dude. So there's some, there's some horror picks back there that.

I got one saved just for good, from the cafeteria. Yeah. Yeah. No, I got one too that, uh, Jim Aussie. sent me of you wearing a chain on the side of a patio. Oh, I need to see that.

It's the photo they use in those thumbnails where they're like, how did this fucking clown go from the four seasons to building the Bob does sports emper and it shows you in that photo? It's pretty bad. Bro, when you go to the four seasons, they give you, like, when you first go through orientation, they take your picture.

And I took an all-time bad picture. The light was on me. I was rosy. I looked sunburnt, but I, I wasn't. And I had a shave face, which always makes me look fatter. I just have no neck all of a sudden. And Bob at one point became a manager, which gave him access to like all the employees. And he one day randomly just sent me that picture of me. And I was like, geez. And that was the beginning of a long time of bangings from pictures from Bob. Yeah, that's true. They gave me access to all the employees so I could just see all those photos. And I used to just say, those photos around. Yeah, that was, oh, I got it.

Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. Do I have permission to fire here? Yeah, I mean, look, how can I say no? That's really bad. Who the fuck? Chain game, David, change. Who is that?

Man, dude. Oh, man. That's really bad. That's a different guy. That's a different guy. That's pre-deal. Yeah. Pre-deal.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's before handshakes were exchanged. Okay, let's do another Q&A. Next question. This one comes from E underscore Pena. Penae. Are you boys coming to Texas anytime soon? Yeah.

Yeah, that's a layup. We're actually, we're flying to Texas tomorrow. Yeah, we are. see the Longhorns game. I think we could say this now. We're filming with, which I think will be, hook him, which will be a lot of fun. We're filming with young Jamie from the Joe Rogan show,

which would be awesome. And, uh, Perez, you're going to have to do that impression for him. I know he's terrible. I think at one point, and it's going to be super corny. You got to play it the right way. But at one point, you got to be like, hey, Jamie, can you pull up the seven iron for me and just like,

see what he's done. Not that seven iron. Different seven iron. He's going to be like, yeah, go fuck yourself. Because people probably like, but with that being said, stonks. Yeah, stongs. All right, let's do one more. Okay.

This one comes from Cole. Dot Miller 3. If there was a zombie apocalypse, which one of you guys would survive the longest? Probably yaman. I think you, Cutsi. I think Cutsi, too. You think me? I think Cutsi.

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Why do you think me? You'd be walking the streets fucking shirtless. with your closed horn of heart just not giving up, and we just mail it in. I would say, you wouldn't come to terms with the fact that we're going through an apocalypse. Like, you would still go about your day, like, in a normal. Like, you still would have gone to everything today.

Like, you used to golf court so empty. Yeah, yeah. We could play Rancho Park now, Bob. So that and yeah, I would say Katsi. Who would be the first? I think, yeah, I would agree just on just sheer survival instinct and just bullying his way through. That would be the case. I feel like I would die in the effort of like figuring out how you guys keep living.

Like that's what would kill me would be like trying to organize your travel. It's going to be a pocket. And then dying because. I can't keep you guys alive. Tick would die from a postmate zombie. He'd open the door for the postmates and the zombie would just

end them. Jet would be thrilled. Jet would be escaped to the swarm. I'd walk out with my hands on. Get would just be able to blend in. I'd just walk out with my hands out. Jet would become a zombie on purpose

to come and fucking kill us. That's what he'd do. I'll tell you what, there'd still be a Bob to the Sports episode being released that Thursday. By the way, I was talking to Tick before. We're running into some issues. Oh, no. Oh, boy. We've had some issues.

You're talking about it or? It's just, no, it's just funny how you said there'll be a Bopter Sports that Thursday because me and the ticket are currently devising a plan to make sure it happens. Because we're doing much travel. We're doing, and we've had people. We're doing the longest trip. I think we've maybe, this is going to be longer than Scotland, I think. This is two full weeks, I believe.

Two weeks in a day. Two weeks in a day, yeah. And then we're going back to New York. There's going to be a lot of content to come. The boys are headed back on the road. Folks, we love you. We appreciate you. Make sure you go ahead and smash down that subscribe button,

but we will be back all together starting this week. So a lot to come. Joey D. Fat Perez, Ben Yamin, the big ticket. Myself, we'll see you next time. It's been another edition of the Bobba Sports Podcast. podcast.