Bob Does Sports Podcast - The Wildest Week Of Our Lives!

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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Waste management was one of the wildest things I think we've ever endured. I asked John Ellis, and he said to me, he's like, I've never seen it this wild, and he didn't really know why. I think the wet weather, they just kind of get f-ficket mentality, and they just start boozing hard, and then, like, slopes become attractive. Once you've grown men, like, wet, they just don't give a fucking I don't think. I think Rydhouse was some of the coolest shit of all time. We've seen a lot of our fans support, but I don't think we've seen it to that. degree. It was like in Project X at that place. I mean, it was sheer mayhem. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back. Another edition here.

The Bob DeSports Podcast, a lot to unpack, a lot to unfold. Big ticket, you were missed dearly out in the waste management. Bin Yamin, a new look bin Yamin in the house, fellas. Let's clap it up for Binyaman. Let's clap it up for Binyaman. Talk to you. me. How are you? I'm doing fine. I'm doing okay. No more mustache.

No, the stash is gone. It was just getting too much. He'll be back at some point. I do feel like a like a child right now. Yeah, you look like you got, your face got more tanned than the rest of your, than we're like. Yeah, it looks like that. It looks like that because that's what happened.

You look like you just graduated business school. Yeah. And you're really excited. It looks like his little cousin. is what he looks. You know what, Jet? You are a businessman, dude. Thanks.

So take it with some fucking, taking it with a grain of salt. I need some investments. I've got a couple ideas I want to put on the table for you guys, okay? Number one, I don't have any ideas.

We have no business going to Riviera today. Let's just get that out there. We don't want to tell you. Yeah, we got no. We got no business going up. Yeah, he is. I'm not. This is a new.

comment on our hands, man. This is a, an event-filled, like, crowd-pleasing guy who just wants to be in the center of attention. I'm crowd-surfing. Get in Liddy. I'm not going to Riviera. I didn't want, I didn't have the balls to tell Bob, but I'm not going. Let me tell you something. If you bailed at this point, it's one of those things where that would be a problem. I let you bail left, right and center, but it's at the point now where it's, we're pot committed, man. I mean, at some point something's got to give or somebody's got to call you out for the late last minute bail. You want to bail? You could have done it a couple days ago. Sunday red. Yeah. I don't want to go to Riviera. How about that?

Oh, okay. That's fair. I can live with that. Yeah. I can live with that. I'm going to tell you this. And I said it before, Tick. I'll say it again. You really were mysterially. Waste management was one of the wildest things I think. And I think we've ever endured. Starting with riot with riot house. I mean, that was absolutely bananas, fellas. People were asking for Tick, by the way. They were. They were. They were a couple. Where are you right now? Where in the world are you, Tick? I've been, I've been recording from this location for the last two months.

In Joe's defense, if you said Doylestown, Pennsylvania, I wouldn't have that night. Come on, man. I really wouldn't. He doesn't know where the yards. Cutsi doesn't know where the yards are. Why should he know where South Carolina? Yeah, that was wild. That was one of the wilder text messages I've ever seen. Where the what?

It really was. You asked what the yards is in Jacksonville, where we were a year ago. A place as an adult, 12 months ago, you showed up to three straight days. I forgot a span of 11 months. I don't know. GPC sawgrass. Completely forgotten as existed. Yards.

salt grass for a tenth of the time that you were at the yards. So I was memorable, dog. That was pretty memorable. I'll tell you this. I didn't really speak to any of you guys throughout that weekend. I was at a wedding and you guys were having fun. So I was sort of watching you guys as a fan just through the stories and whatnot.

And it looked fucking wild. It looked like a fan. Yeah, I couldn't handle it. That's true. I was passed away in white. Yaman made it to 945, I think. 9.45 at Rye house, he was, he had to get carried out. He did.

One of the wilder. Yeah, go for them. With all due respect, Yams, me and my cousin were bringing Yams into the house. You ever just like try and carry just dead weight? It was like dead. Like usually, you know, you get hammered and like the person who's hammered gives you a little bit of help like going into the house. It was dead weight. I almost, it was, I was full strength just trying to fucking power lift this dude,

just taking them and getting everything that I had with Jason. And there was, there was no give. There was no give. And then when we got him to the bed, he went on a tangent unlike anybody that's ever been in that guy's doghouse was in the line of fire. and he fucking unloaded on a lot of people. I got a lot of demons. He got his bed either. Got him to a bed.

Didn't get him to his bed. That's not. That was just a bed that showed up. There was just a bed there was just a bed. Yeah. Yeah. My bed was further away in that house than your bed. Yes.

Your door was probably open or something. Sometimes you just got to exercise those demons. And I think I'm dead. Then he woke up to Joe the next morning and Perez was just like. He's like, Joe, you fucking loud. I was not even the first one down there. It was Beardown. But Beardown comes down like a church mouse compared to you.

You speak at the same volume at 9 p.m. that you do at 7.30 in the morning. You guys, you got to know this by now. I have one decibel. That's it. It's a constant. If you look at a microphone, you know how it goes like up and down like this? Mine's just like solid. It's just a solid stream from start to finish.

So I can't, I can't really control that. But he did have a blast. We had a good time. I never seen rain like that in the, I didn't know it rained like that in the desert. It was, it was coming sideways, tick. Sideways hail, lightning, thunderstorms. It was, it was ridiculous. There was hail too?

Hale. Hale. Wow. Chans, our dear friend, three pieces of pecan, chance Crosby, who runs the event, actually said, because they took a lot of shit for, you know, the event being too wild, and there was a lot of controversy about it. He even said that it was, he's like, that won't happen again to where I almost think that they even thought that the whole waste management was, I've just never seen that.

And even I asked John Ellis before the last round, he said to me, he's like, I've never seen it this wild. And he didn't really know why. But Mikey said the other day, which I think is kind of true, is that golf has just gotten so big over the last year. maybe that like with this tournament, there was just so many more people there. I don't know,

but it definitely seemed more wild to me than the other ones we've been at. Well, how familiar people? I, you know, I think a lot of that. I mean, obviously John Ellis saw it. I think the wet weather sometimes creates something that's, like people just get, they just kind of get fuck it mentality when they're wet,

and they just start boozing hard. and then like slopes become attractive and people start like belly flopping down shit and yeah i think once once you get once you get grown men like wet they just don't give a fuck about anything um but that that being said like i don't i don't know i i think twitter and i think sometimes things like echo like i didn't i didn't feel like when we were out there was any crazier at least from my my experience any crazier than last year. I think it was more crowded, but I don't think, I didn't like,

I didn't notice it being more loud or I didn't see any fights. I think a little bit of it's blown out of proportion. Somebody said something which made sense is that because of the weather and the rain, it was so muddy that people were all just crowding towards a cart path and not a lot of people weren't walking on the sides like they normally would. So it felt a lot more congested, than maybe in the past where people would be more spread out. And I tell you, I never seen it.

Like, though when we try to enter on Saturday, we couldn't move. We couldn't get in ticket for like 45 minutes to like to get to near the 16th. It was, it was crazy. It was wild. Yeah, it really was. I'll tell you this. If you would have told me that I could just fly in to the waste management solely for us to get that picture with Nick Sabin that we got and then get out of there, I would have taken that 10 times out of 10.

That's how good that picture was on another note. What about a cross-country flight? For us to get it, if poppies included, cross-country, to get that shot with Nick Sabin would be, it's just an all-time photo. Like, there's just some photos that just hit different. What was your reaction when you just saw that thing pop on the timeline? Me, of you guys with Sabin?

Yeah. I was like, this is another Josh Allen situation. I'm not there. Great things will happen. So maybe I should start going to my way. He's a presence. That man has a presence. You see my debauched debauchery of a shot on 16?

I sure did. Yeah. But you know what? I had a post the next day or something like that that made your shot look like it was all in one. So you got the ball moving forward, which was nice. It is nerve-wracking. There were so many people.

there. I think there's like 15,000 people watching and, and you get called up. And as if it's already a little nerve-wracking enough, you got a guy rapping, like saying lyrics about you before you come to hit. And he was like in the middle of the way. And I'm like, like he was doing, I mean, he was doing a great job. He's really good. I'm like, do I wait till he finishes his bar before I shoot? Or do I just shoot? And then he'll just keep going. And I was thinking all this shit in my head and I just wanted to get off that T-box, and Lord knows, I set the stage, I set up the dinner table for Bob, because he was very nervous. And after that, there was just nothing to be nervous about. I will say that multiple people also duff the ball, but I think mine was probably the worst shot.

You're not the worst shot, Joe. No. There's a couple of people who put in the stands in the gallery. Yeah. The guy almost killed the guy. I was some people that chunked it like 40 yards. I'd rather thin it over the green or wherever your ball. went than uh then to just lay the sod because when you chunk it with that many people there's grass flying everywhere it's a sad it's a sad team it really is well the thing with joe's that made it

tough was just that it hit that rock right and i got multiple angles from people sending it back to me afterwards it like stopped right near a cactus it was like in there the only thing i was frame like I like my shot felt like a whole one in reality I shot it maybe a hundred yards over the green I had a club that I knew it was like 140 I had a nine which usually isn't terrible but like I knew it would be too much club I didn't care I just I didn't want to leave it like way short and I couldn't wait to get off that T-bott like once I just saw it sailing I'm like all right you good and then I just walked off then I asked yeah they made you wait a while too Like they called you up towards like it seemed like towards the end.

Yeah, that was tough. That made it the hardest thing. It's almost like I was more nervous for the buildup of it all, like the star spangled banner they had. Like the whole buildup, once I got to the T-box, I would say I was less nervous on the T-box than I was for the build-up. Because at least on the T-box, I was just like, all right, you're about to get it over with. Like just, I don't know. I, it was, it was nerve wreck. And we had the Woop bands on and Perez's on.

What, Jet, what was Perez's heart rate? 82. Like 75, yeah. That's like me sleeping. Tick, by the way, we found a new pizza spot and we're very excited. Oh, God. And it needs to be discussed. I don't want to go too much into food, but it has to be discussed.

I'll go for it. It's in Jupiter. There's one in Jupiter, tick, and it's called Grimaldes, and it's sensational. Really? A lot of people have heard of Gramaldies. It's a, it's not a chain. Chain would be the wrong word, but. I mean, I think it is a, you know.

It's the, it's like a Magianos, if you will. Yeah, but to me, it is a chain, though. Like a Maggianos would be a chain to where there's so many of these Grimaldives that I think it's fair to call it a chain. It's got a ton. Tick, it gets so hard that first night. That meat like a chain. No, it don't taste like a chain, tick.

You would have been in your glory, man. Now is it better than Goodfell's Pizza? Yeah. Yeah. By a landslide. It's some of the, I believe. I believe at one point Bob looked at me and he said this. And I don't know if this was off the record, but I'm going to say what he said.

I'm going to say what he said to me. He looked at me in the eyes with a fucking half of pizza in his mouth and goes, I think this is better than vetoes. No. He said, he said it. He's wrong. He might be right. I don't know.

I don't know about that. I don't. I stand by it. I still stand by it. I just doesn't want to talk that talk. I think the sauce. I think Vitos is better. It's not.

What? Vitos is the best. I add to some of the best pizza. Is it the same style pizza? Is it like a football? What kind of pizza? It was like a margarita. It almost looked like a martyrily.

Coal fire. Like coal fire, kind of thin, crispy. Damn. Look, I know I'm setting the bar high here, really high.

And I'm not saying, it was as good as this, but if you look at John's Bleaker Street pizza, which is like a notorious pizza, and then you look at Grimaldes, it looks eerily similar. That's how good this pizza is. I think it's originally from Brooklyn, right? Brooklyn, yeah. The box says the pizza that made the Brooklyn Bridge famous.

So the box says. Well, the box can say a lot. The box is wrong. They got it. They got a great box, too, by the way. Good box. Yeah, it's a really good. Nick, it's right up your real house, man.

Was it better than this place that Perez told us was the best pizza he had ever had? Home slice. Home slice. Big bach. Big. He knows. He knew. He knew.

He knew. Is that the one that you compared to Chuckie cheese? Let me get one of these. No. No. That one hurt worse. That one hurt worse. I think I think the quote, the tickets.

said was it's a little chucky cheesy. But you know what Perez deserves credit? Because this was all Perez ordering this. So you did very well. Yes, he did exceptionally well. I tried that in 150 now on pizza selection. Hey, so was Mark L. And then the next night, the next ending, I did it again.

It hit another bond in deep center. Tick, I saw you post a picture. shirt in a tweed style beige suit. I don't know if that was an old photo. I don't think I've ever seen you look skinnier. And maybe it's just the side angle or what, but you got to, I looked at Jen and I was like,

did tick lose like 30 pounds? I texted tick and I was like, dude, you're looking skinny. And he just messaged me back, go fuck yourself. You see, I'm being serious. When you buy a suit south of maybe Virginia, you end up with that color.

Like I looked like a southern, like that I walked in. I said I wanted a Navy suit and they said, you're going to take this one. And I took that one. And I looked like a guy that I didn't want to look like. And so I bought that suit. I spent a good amount of money on that suit. I flew to New Jersey for this wedding. I got in my rental car.

I made a B-line to. the men's warehouse and I bought another suit. Oh, you didn't do that. I swear to got it. I thought you looked great in that suit. I got two fucking suits. I got two suits now. I couldn't wear that. I think if you showed up to a Jersey wedding wearing that base suit, you'd be the only one wearing a suit like that. That's for sure. But that's not a bad. That's not a bad thing. I didn't need the attention on me. I thought about doing like a like a wardrobe change halfway through, go to the ceremony in the blue suit. Whoa.

Change into the beige for the second. Which I think is an underrated play, by the way. I didn't do it, but I like the second half wardrobe change for weddings. I'm going to maybe start doing that. Joe, I might have two suits for your wedding, too. I kind of like that, Tick. Yeah. And you know what?

It'll be a summer wedding, so the beige will be fine. It'll actually, it'll be the right time to wear that. Oh, real quick. I got a quick story about the wedding. It was funny. I'll keep it short, but I was there as one of my best friends of all time. I was getting a little misty-eyed. They start playing the organ.

He's standing up there. His wife is soon-to-be wife. Now wife is walking down the aisle with her father. I was just having all these memories. It was a really sweet moment about my buddy. And then so we all turn around to watch the bride as she's coming down. As I turn, I catch a guy across the way in the brides party on her side of the aisle. And he just goes, and then I'm like, oh boy.

And she's walking down in the middle of this thing. And he just moused to me. He goes, I'm a big fan. Right in the middle of this thing. And I was like, we're going to talk later, but not now. And sweet kid, really sweet kid, good time, good wedding, a lot of fun, a lot of fun. I just got a kick out of that. So did he call you Bob?

POPpy? Call me Pappy. He, uh, is an intern for us now. I gave him a job. Did he call you, did he call you Tick? He called me the part three POP. No, that's a whole other story. I got fucked by that, but, uh, is that, is that, is that, is that, yeah,

scooped up again. By the way, if there's anyone out there who wants to fight for the Tick, uh, go bombard that username. It's just tick. T-I-C-K. Go shout at that guy. Maybe we can make something happen. If not, it'll just be pretty fucking fun.

It's like deja vu. Wait, he did officially bang you? I don't know if it was the guy that I purchased it from, but there is a man out there who I pay to some of money to, and I did not get the purchase, the bill of goods that I purchased. It's got to be better with that, man. The fact that you paid for the username and you just don't have access to it is one of the wilder things like when jet got the jet he just got the jet i don't understand

it's not really how it went down yeah it was some under it's some underground shit like it's an underground played where like i don't know if there's any way as much as i feel bad for poppy and want to blame it on instagram like there's really not much instagram could really like do about that maybe they could do something where like a name switch but they don't they don't give a shit you take a risk yeah i get what you got what you paid for right i mean You bought the account, tick. Right. And you got the account.

Right. You know, I mean, that, that, that, after that, that, that, after that, the whole 14 days dropping it so you can bring it into your account. Right. That's what I'm saying. That's the right move. They make it very easy to, to, to, to scam people. Like, it's, it's, it's one of the easier scams you could pull off in, is doing that.

I think, I think the 14 days probably is an attempt to try to avoid the scam, right? You can't have like, people just. like swapping out, you know, fucking usernames real time and DMing people and then like moving over here and shit. Like, I don't know. I'm sure it's there's a reason. Yeah, I mean, you take it.

It's like when you buy anything. When you buy a used car, I mean, you can get fucked. I got fucked. I'm not angry about it. I'm disappointed, but I'm not angry. But it happens. It happens in life plenty of times. Joey D got banged on his movers.

It's true. I sure did. You know, not to bring that back up, Joe, but, you know, I'm just saying. in that that can happen. I had two pairs of runners. The one I brought with Vita Scottsdale got absolutely destroyed

in mud. I just threw them in the garbage can. Now I have one pair of runners. So. Tough seat. How's Jupiter, Florida, Joseph? Oh, it's sensational. We went to Bucon last night. Bob. What a special place that is. With Bob's parents.

Did you get that sweet corn? Sweet corn, Agnalotti. We did some grouper. We did some short rib empanadas. We did, I mean, we had a sensational meal. I got a picture of Nicole and I with your parents that I sent to you. It's an all-time photo. And like, we were just chomping it up.

Then your dad knew another guy named Jeff in the restaurant. He showed up. Shout out Jeff Krausey. The fact that you know his last name was pretty wild. He came up in people, so we're all kicking it. I felt like I was in the inner circle of Jupiter. It was pretty cool. We went to Brinker's West Palm.

We went to a bar that had Nemo fish inside of it. I mean, it was pretty cool. I think it seems like Joey D. As much as Jet had mentioned that, you know, he was worried about Kutti burning the city down by the time we get there. And I agree. I thought that was on the table. I think Kutzee's really holding down the fort down there. It's been great.

I golf with Grant two days ago. Yeah. Panther National. It's called. Panther National. Yeah. Justin Thomas is. I feel like Grant holds the key.

to Jupiter. Like he has the keys to the city. This guy knows everybody and their mother and their mother's mother. It's unbelievable. And they all love him. I mean, how can you not? He's the best. He's got a good system. I got to get something off my chest. I got rear-ended the other day on the Super Bowl. It's one of the wildest. I was, I was coming home. Yo, it is one of the wildest accident stories I have ever I was coming up driving home from the Super I was on the phone with Jet and I'm going to make a turn I'm just stopped and I'm going to make a turn

I just tied that under which I had that was a win you talk about a terrible terrible tie I had San Francisco as well of course so I'm so I just lost a lot of money and I'm just sitting there waiting to turn and all of a sudden boom the guy just just hits me so I say to John the phone I go fuck I said this guy just hits me Like I was like I just got rear-ended

Clear as day And as I'm getting out of the car I'm thinking to myself This guy picked the perfect guy To rear end because I'm leaving my car In California I just I really didn't care

I just wanted to get home I I didn't want to suck around As I'm getting out of the car I'm thinking myself like God this guy got the perfect guy To hit He's all like doll You dressed up and he's got his girlfriend in the passenger season of Tesla, he gets out of the car.

The first thing he says to me, and I'm thinking of myself, I'm going to make it so easy on this guy. He goes, I didn't hit you. And I was shocked. And I was like, what? He's like, I didn't hit you. And I turned to him and I said, I looked at the car. I said, bro, look at your car.

His car is on top of my car, like the back bumper. I was like, look at your car. I said, I was going to make this. just so easily. I said, easy, but you're handling this terribly. And Jet, Jets, just hearing this go down. He still was on the phone. And he said, well, he's like, well, you, you braked and you didn't go. I said, look, if I call the cops right now, it's going to be your fault. Like, your rear ended me. And he goes, look, man, like, I just met my girlfriend's parents, okay? I'm having an awful night. And then he's like, I'm so sorry. I was such a dick. Like,

I'm having a terrible day. And then we just went about. And then to come out of the car and I shit you not. The first thing he said to me, not even nothing, just came out and said, I didn't hit you. I was just like, what? He just decided to get out of his car and have a conversation with you. Yeah. Just totally coincidence that you both ended up outside of your vehicles on the road to

each other. And like my, I was in the car, he didn't hit me bad, but enough to work. like I jerked a little bit like he clearly it was one of the wildest things I've ever been apart what are you going to do with the car you're leave I thought you're giving it back to your parents we were going to sell it to ticket but ticket was a no-go on that oh tick that's a good good are we knocking a few shackles off now after this accident we came out well it just it didn't work out because then he would have had to ship it over here. So it just made more sense to sell it here. But yeah, when he hit me, my first thought was you couldn't have picked a better

guy to just hit. That's wow. That's like the OJ. Glove situation where the glove literally fits and it's like that's not my glove. You know, like that's just crazy. The things he said are that of a gunshot. Like the things, everything that you described him saying and the situation that he left sounds like someone that had been drinking. I didn't hit you. I got, I got no business going to be here. In an hour.

Yeah. Oh, fuck me, man. Who do we like for this tournament? I'm gonna, I might bet on Max Homer just because it's his home. You're muted now.

He's, me? No. I said, Jeff, we're gonna see, we're gonna see Sean from Travis Matthew in a few hours. Oh,

yeah. How does it? Love what you're doing. Love what you guys are up to you. He runs golf balling. Is that what he is? Golf balled. Golf balling would be a young man by the name of Jackson.

Say it with me, Jet. Illustro. That's right. I know who that is. That's right. I don't know who that is. You know, we're going to miss you boys in Daytona now. It's going to be another fun weekend, which we would have to have you.

Have a blast, boys. Enjoy yourself. Rainy weekend. You know what happens when adults get wet. Yeah. You can't catch a break with weather, man. Can we get a little sunshine, man? I mean,

Oh, you're in, you're in Jupiter, Florida. You're out on that balcony. You're in sunshine and bro. I'm saying on these trips, Scottsdale, weather was terrible. Daytona, it's raining, like, hopefully Myrtle Beach, the weather's, I'm not going to hold my breath. Yeah. I mean, I don't mind. From time to time, I don't mind, Ray.

I kind of like rain. Playing in rain sticks. Well, playing it rains different, but like if you're just like really not doing much, I don't mind to just fucking pouring and just staying in the house and eating. It's nice. It's, uh, it gives you an excuse not to do anything. It's like COVID. You already weren't going to do anything, but now you can blame it on something. Sure.

Without. So when is Tick, Tick, are you coming down here soon? Yeah. Well, I'm, we're going to do this thing in Myrtle. And I'm really excited for that. Mainly, I'm excited for that trip. because I can drive to it and I don't have to hop on a plane. That's really getting me through these days.

I'm psyched about it. But then right after that, I think Jet and I, I don't know where he's at, but I think we're going to try and get an Airbnb together, maybe three weeks or a month. That's still happening, by the way. Jet messaged me the other day. He said, where do you get moving boxes from? By the way, why is that a dumb? That's a fair question.

Where do you get moving boxes? I have no fucking clue. You haul. Screw to you. Okay. And that's what you texted back. So we're safe. Don't go to you.

Don't go to you hall. And now I'm saying. So now you've been wrong, Cutsi. No, you go to. You go to. They ban you.

They pay, they charge the shit out of you. But ticket poses a very legitimate question. I'm going to answer. You do have to let him know. Is the Airbnb going to be? I, I just spoke to the tick yesterday.

I don't want to hear it. We said March. We're going to Myrtle, and then I'm going to Chicago, and then I'm coming back to L.A. to gather my last belongings, and then I'm going to Florida on March 6th or 7. Or 17th. And then me, and then I'll get an apartment hopefully for April. Yeah. I don't think Yaman's even found. I don't think he's even found a snippet of what he's looking for.

Now, Bob's got a place. Perez got a place. But I haven't looked at tickets. I couldn't. What was talking about? I haven't found a snippet. Not a snippet. Not a whiff or a snippet.

I did. No, I found what I'm looking for. You told you had no idea what you do with it. Well, I mean, you can look at apartments on the internet. Like, it's not, you know, that difficult. The thing is there's just so many. Why have you not done it? I have you fucking clown.

I'm just all over the place for the next few weeks. And then I got to pack all my shit that I'm moving like smack in the middle of the month. And I can't actually look at the places seeing as I'm 2,000 miles away. So when I get there, I'll look at the places. I just want you to be well set up. I'm trying to light a fire under your ass. Joe, did you buy your place or rent your place sight unseen or did you take a trip? We did a virtual tour, a virtual tour.

Yeah. So, like, you can see, you can see everything inside. They give you the, like, the whole layout, the landscape of the place. Is the office ready, Joe? I'm not concerned. Well, the office ain't ready at all, man. There's box. Talk about something that's not going to be ready for a while.

That office, the guest room, which was a potential for you to stay in is now ready, but you'll never stay in it. That's fine. You got a guest room and in office? You got it like that, dog? I'll show you the guest room. Gets room. Nicole did a great job. So the office is in the office.

There's boxes everywhere in the office. It's not, that's the last unfinished thing. In there? What are you going to do in that office, Joe? The guest room is already. It's a nice guest room. And I got a closet.

I got a guest bathroom. Whoa. Guest bathroom, too. Relax, dude. You're staying in a five-story. What's a zee? That's not true. What's the square footage there, Peter?

It's six stories. Yeah, six stories. Oh, by the way, Stuby's living down the street, so. Snoopy's on that same blog, so let's not, let's not unity here. That would be spec at home.

Wow. There ain't no money like fat money. Didn't need it. You did not need it. Didn't need it. I want some of those fat cash. Deep fried cash, brother. Deep fried and brown.

That's right. That's right. I'm not concerned. I'm not concerned with the virtual. The virtual tour makes sense. I'm more concerned with what the outside looks like and what the and what the, like, what the, like, the management, like the garbage situation is. That's like my music. You're the fucking Unabomber, dude.

You are a sexy guy. In terms of like if the place like is like the maintenance of the place versus just seeing a virtual tour because all these places, if you look online and you read reviews, every single review like you told me, if you're pissed off people who talk about how bad the management

is. And so I'm like, all right. Like I don't, it's not about necessarily. You're certain. Oh, but you moved into like a known building that Bob knew about and had, you know, every other building is, you know, the sea grape at Aquaville. You know what you should do is you should really just text my mom. Yeah. That's what I did.

She's the goat, dude. That's what I do. She has your hands on the pulse, man. Tick, I would love for you to come down here. We can walk across the street, go to Lenora's. They have happy hour specials on all the food. Everything is, it's within walking distance. There's a Panda Express, a Chipotle, there's a Publix.

I mean, it's every, it's all right there. It's a hub. Dude, I do like... A Panda Express is a nice touch. I don't know. That's a very nice touch. You know you're in a good neighborhood when there's a Panda Express. Yes.

I like, I like Panda Express. I really do. Not as much as you guys like it. They're, they're, they're goons really disappointed me. Yeah, they're not. They're orange chicken is some of the best, Bob. No, I do like a lot of what they have. I do.

They're known for their orange chicken. I had it yesterday. Did you really? That's a heady plate for us. What you get? What you get it? I go, uh, I can say, I'm a guy. I'm a creature habit.

I go, uh, I go white rice. I like the steamed rice. Um, and then I go, uh, honey sesame chicken. And then I go sweetfire chicken and the spring rolls, uh, medium docrep. Wow. That's a goal. I will round up for the children as well. I will always round up.

It's always a roundup. Um, I, I, I had, I even had just Chipotle yesterday. It hits. Sometimes Chipotle hits harder than other times. They're like, sometimes it doesn't hit great, and then sometimes it hits awesome. It hits harder when you, it hits harder when you, when you walk the line. Like when you do the line and you tell them what you want to get a hot.

You know what else in this complex is Panera bread is pretty good. Panera is good. It's about $40. The loss is fastball. They have ticket. They have a hazelnut brewed coffee, which is. awesome. Every morning we go there for a cup of Java. It's awesome. Panera bread's going to be gone. Yeah, they are. They are. I'm going to be moving into whatever

apartment has washer dryer in unit. That's the only thing I can't live without. If I have to walk down two flights of stairs with my dirty laundry and get the put the coins in or they give you this little card thing now, I would rather die. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to do that anymore. I'm just not going to do that. Yeah, that's fair. All right, boys. Poppy, do you have a nice little Q&A pumped up here?

Sure do, pal. Q&A with Big Poppy. All right. First question comes from R Turkakul. Turc-Kuloo. Turquilu. Hito-Turkul. Hito-Tur-Kul.

Hito wants to know what their favorite moment of the WM-O-M-O-Pon was. I know we went over a little bit, but what was just one of your favorite moments? Happy to start. I think Riot House was some of the coolest shit of all time. I mean, look, we've seen a lot of our fan support and whatnot, but I don't think we've seen it to that degree and that crazy. I mean, it was like fucking Project X at that place. I mean, it was sheer mayhem.

So that was the coolest thing. And then on top of that, I'll add just the save and pick, I think, was all the time. FP, I didn't see you ask the caddy to bring him over. I would have enjoyed that. It was just like seeing that interaction. Yeah. I saw him on the range. Then I saw him over there.

And at some point, he just turns around and looks at me and goes, like, I love you, love y'all stuff, man. Like, it's awesome. And I was like, I was like, there we go. I was like, oh, man, really super appreciate it. I was like, I think you can get the ball coach over here for a picture? Yeah, did you really say. Did you really say ball coach? Did you in two seconds.

The guy's like, sure. I thought he was kidding. He just walked over and pulled Sabin over. It was crazy. The moment Sabin had like finished the picture right after that, he goes, coach. He's like, I need you to go over and take a picture. And I see Saban turn and look at us and just, I think he was scowl. I think the only moment that he smiled was a split second when the picture,

Like he's taking a million pictures and he knows how to time the smile because he was scowl never saw a smile turned away scowl he did not want that picture dog Sometimes you meet like a celebrity or athlete or somebody and like you know it's cool meeting him but you don't get like wow you know it doesn't like wow you like wow you Like I think meet and Sabin was some of the most like that like wowed me that was like that was pretty pretty surreal you you were funny during the whole thing is like you you just you you wanted to be close to him And it was like the National Anthem thing was about to start. And you were like, I got to, you're like, I got to get next to Saving from the National Anthem. And I was like, why? Like, what are you thinking here? You know what it was?

Like, I just think being next to him during the National Anthem would be so sick. And then they were going to fly the jets over. It was so, like, once they fly the jets over. Oh, no. No. Cliff. Cliff. Cliffy.

Is it me? Am I, am I going? John? Yes. Oh, you're back now. You're back now. You're back. Am I back?

He looks like the internet was just invented. Am I back? He keeps saying it like that. No, no. He could not be further from back. I turned around. He was right next to me. And then so I just asked him what club he was going to hit.

And I just see Bob do one of these. Dude. So we were up on that team. It was a fucking shit show. It was a mob. And they had to try to like, create this like T-box right they had to open it up and like these caught they like brought the cops in finally because they couldn't move them and they were like make you're like you're like

you need to take it one step back and now you need to take one more step back and I look behind me and it's literally it's fucking Nick Sabin and dude like and I look at the cop like bro like you want to tell him because like I'm not going to tell coach that like he's back up for my fat ass like coach is where he's at like coach is where he is you need to tell him. him like i'll move around him but that's the line you see where coach sabin's standing that's your line dog told the line all right i got uh we got a member back hank but you guys got me okay yeah you're good now that was tough all right take how about another question for the boys okay um next question comes from mooser zack um what was your first car that's for anybody i'll take it um

That would be a 2003 gold Ford Taurus. I had a, I don't even know what year it was. A Ford escort, a blue little, was my dad's old car. And I put, I beat that thing up to shit. That thing was in fender benders. It was, it was in a lot of, it was past. I rolled that thing till it fucking had nothing left. My first car was my favorite car.

Grand Jeep Cherokee. Whoa. That thing was fucking awesome, man. I would like, I would run it back with that thing any day. It just was the best. Now you want to get a bigger vehicle. Maybe that's something to look into, no? I'm an SUV guy just solely for safety.

Sure. Is that true? Honest to God, yeah. I would rather have the upper edge in an accident. Well, you've been driving a small time. 100%. Yeah. How did you do it?

Why don't you go? Yeah, I want to have the upper edge. I saw a Tesla super truck driving down fucking Pico Boulevard the other day. It's like, what the fuck are we doing? And it looks like a catmobile vehicle. Yeah. That guy. Wow.

That guy made it out. That's probably tried, too, if it's coming out of Pico Boulevard. Might be. Probably fellow tribe riding that. He made it out. Yaman had you had a first car yet? Yes, I had a Toyota Camry after high school. Oh, you did.

A gold Toyota Camry. Wow. Yeah, they were always gold, dog. I can see that car. Yeah, every. We have a major gray interior. Gray interior. It was like gray on the inside.

I had a fucking, like, CD play. you could like put the yeah it was it was you want to commit a crime do it in a 2003 gold carola yeah you want you want you want an amber alert yeah you're the fucking bin number and he'd be like bro there's fucking 10 000 of these things and in the fucking 100 square miles how do you think we're gonna find this guy those amber alerts are always Toyota Corolla just like damn dog gold Corolla that guy's fuck take what was your vehicle careful that was careful I had a, me, be careful. I had a Mercedes.

Whoa, the poppy. It was my mom's car. She handed it down. It was a compressor. It was a nice easy, it was very, very nice. Still had the, it was a 3D.

It was a nice piece. It was a nice piece, dude. And it's been down, it's been downhill on the four wheels ever since. You got a nice. sensible Mazda 6 now you really do it's practical sensible sedan yeah she ain't flashy she's not gonna she doesn't say a lot about you but she gets you from A to B it's fine what's your dream car tick a dream car uh I I would like like a I would like like a well you mean like an everyday car

like just my everyday car or like a dream car like everyday car like if you could have one car what would it be oh every day I I mean, I'd probably go with Jed as far as I'd probably go with the range. I'd probably just go with a class of free. Whoa. Every day. It's your everyday driver, huh? That's my every day.

Things are going on. Oh, you boys, the range rovers. What's your dream car, Bob? Not every day, just a car you've always wanted. I would not want like a Lamborghini or Ferrari because like it just brings too much attention. I would probably say a range rover I would love. All right. I've got my eyes.

Those four chassis keys are really nice. I've got my eyes on something. Oh. Talk to you. I do. Talk to us, dude. Yeah. I mean, look, you guys know my plans for some sort of a small convertible, as I've,

as I've spoken about before. I've got my eyes on a nice little classic car. I hope it's like one of those old school ones. Like one of those real. It's all. Make that shit red, dude. It's super old. Yeah, I think we're going to, I think what I'm going to do is sell in Cole's car.

He doesn't know it yet, but. Yeah. And then, and then we'll have, she'll drive mine, maybe, probably not. I'll see. And then, yeah, I want to get this thing. I'm going to, I'll send it to you guys sick. Wow. All right.

And then if you need a place to leave it, you can leave it. Joe's office. It's good point. It's available for a little bit. Yeah. Let me ask you something, Yom, before we go to our final question here, if Joey D offered you, hmm. $350 a month rent.

Would you go and live with Joey D? Would I go and live with Joey D? I it's it's not like a I got to live like I don't I think I for like for like a year lease no no but it's not like a person on Joey D I wouldn't do that with with with with anybody he just wants he wants his own space where he can lay I don't want I don't want I don't by the way this whole ass up thing I used I think my mess. No it's true you want my friends in New York used to say the same thing, by the way. When they would, they said, so when you guys started saying it, I was, it was funny to me.

But I'm pretty sure my ass is just, I just have a tall ass, I've realized. So it always is up. I got one in, uh, I got one in Scottsdale ass up. Has never before seen. You boys, ready? Wow. Oh, boy. I haven't released the shit yet.

I haven't released it. You're that ass up. Oh, I saw that. Whoa. That's new new, right? Yeah. Yo, this guy is sick. You are as thick and twisted individual.

He's just a sick guy. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not saying I'm not thankful for his existence. I'm just saying... Whatever you see Bob like this, like this, like this? Yeah. And then you have Joe. Just ask.

I just started being blatant. Like when you would say, I just I we out there you just got to be blatant with it whoa a little snapper last night there joey miss for the yeah a little some just a little something saw it at trader joes had to get it wow they're selling camus at trader joes now 75 bucks what what is over your head am i crazy is there a hole in your wall or is there a flower dripping into your camp it's a or am i just crazy it's a leaf it's a leap it's gone it's a it's a name Jesus Christ What a table.

I just want to hop. All right, let's go one more. I just want to put it in a lot. Last one comes from G underscore Rich Ten. One thing that's happened during any of your trips that you wish had been filmed, but was not. Great, great, great question. How about me, Bob knocking over the stewardess guys? Oh, yeah.

Everywhere. I mean, that was that was an all-timer. That is that one. And then recently, well, you're on the 16th hole. And it's just classic Joe being a bull in a china shop. He had a girl sitting next to him at 16. The girl was just watching the event. And I'm standing behind them.

And all of a sudden, Joe goes to cheer and just fucking pose this girl right in the face. Right. Tim. Utah. You see her. Yo, Tick, you see her head go, boom. Like, it was like a UFC shot. Like, you saw her head, like, buckle.

So, I, of course, made, like, a big deal out of it. Like, I was a lot of proportion. I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Share his shit. Ten minutes later. He goes to cheer again. Boom. me.

Second time was not that bad. The second time was not that bad. Just true classic Joey the bull in the China shop type shit. I mean, not to make this even more about FP, but I would have loved to see Dustin Johnson blow

a spitball. Oh. I would have, I would love that. Bob, did you hit him square in the fotch? I just like, I would be right in the sternum, dude. That footage would be unbelievable.

I can't believe he literally took a spitball and threw it at you. Dude, Dustin literally loaded it up and he looked at me just to get like the approval to let it rip. And I just went, oh, yeah. And then he just said unnecessary straits. And then, as I just walked over to him, like, yo. I was like, did you see that? And he's like, I felt it. acted like I didn't know what happened

but I knew exactly what happened yes he got you so many streets Perez has got banned probably low key more than anybody and then Bob's always laughing he's not like I'm sure he was just like

ha yeah it was it was awesome it was a guy man and Shepler fucking smoked me this past weekend tell the story you're this story

banged me so um what is that wednesday we're out on the range uh i went out there to hang out with big wave and and bow colt comes up talking to colt noticed and scy schephyrower walks by and i don't remember exactly what he said but he's just like damn a couple of big guys or something like that and then colt said something back to him and shephyr just as he's walking turns around he goes Colt, you've never looked as thin as you do right now, my man. Oh, just roll it. Damn. It's one thing if, like, and then, like, if he's going to come around a little bit.

Never met him. Still haven't met him. Did he even say, hi, I'm Scotty? No. Never even stopped walking. If he would have just, like, taken the shot and then hung around and then, like, fucked around, bust a ball's little bit, but no, he laid the hammer, and then just get to fucking move.

Proceed as you come third in the dirt. It was a total drive-by. Did you get the feeling that he had any idea who you were? Like, was he kind of playing with the idea that you're Fat Perez or? I think, I don't know. I mean, I think he did. All right. I think the point was made all the same.

Sure. Jesus. That being said, I guess my moment would be, I don't know, that one, maybe. I don't know. I just texted Hank Lockwood and I sent a picture of our screenshot and just put hashtag out of respect. And they said, no context necessary. I love it. Also, Mark Bellhorn truly goaded.

Yeah. Great fucking cold. It's incredible. All right. I think we close it down there. Binyaman's got to head over to Riviera. Wow. Yaman.

That has been another edition of the Bobfield Sports Podcast. Love you, boys. Appreciate you boys. We'll see you next time.