Bob Does Sports Podcast - This Was Our Best Tournament Yet!

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

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Corona Premier, Draft Kings. Thank you for sponsoring the Breezy Invitational. Let's clap it up for everybody. Some of you that we've seen that was here from the last tournament and some that are here now. The first one that we did was such a blast. I mean, we really did. We had a ball to where we were jacked up. We were ready to go for this one.

So again, good to have everybody. I know it wasn't easy all getting in with everything going on. But we're ready to let it fly today. I mean, shout out Fat Perez, by the way, making it out here after a doozy of a night. So that's good to see. Let's give it up for Fat Perez making it. Don't reward me for this. Don't reward me for my bad decisions.

And, yeah, I mean, we're ready to go. Joey D. Ready to rock and roll? Yeah, it's cool seeing some of the repeat people who are here the first one. Welcome back to those of you guys. This is your first tournament. You're in for a doozy. We got a lot of stuff planned for today.

I think we got like between five and seven bars spread throughout the course. So there's going to be plenty of drinking, plenty of beverages, coolers on every second hole. We got a hot dog cart. We're going to have Caesar wraps out there. We got a breakfast spread out there now. So make sure you guys eat. But we're trying to really make sure that everybody has as much to indulge in as possible. And it's going to be a lot of fun.

How are the bagels, by the way? I haven't got to get to the bagel yet. Yeah, the hot dog, the hot dog station, I think, is a nice touch. Yeah. You put it right by you, huh? They did. Yeah. Yeah, they did.

And then again, drink set up. The whole nine is there. And then, look, Jet picks his spots on when Jets can really fire and let it all go. I mean... We're going to get after today. I mark the breezy on my calendar every few months. This is the time. Like, I hope everybody gets after, especially after the first one, I'm hoping we could...

I mean, it was a blast. I'm hoping we can even, you know, go a little harder. I think we could... We all, we didn't really know what to expect for the first one that we had. Like we really had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. We all, after that first one that we had, we're like, we're excited to, I mean, I think we decided we're talking about other cities of where to do it. Arizona, by the way, has been tremendous. We got some filming done in Arizona.

Johnny Mansell. We got a little banged up with Johnny Mansell, which was a blast. Yeah. So, I mean, Arizona, I think, has been good to us. Maybe, you know, someday Bob does sports takes the show to Arizona. The only, Arizona is amazing. The only issue is, I hope everybody

brought chapstick because the air out here is going to fuck your lips up. So get some chapstick and have yourselves a day out here. And everybody's like, what's he talking about? In five hours and you're like, damn, that guy was right. I never have chap lips and it feels like sandpaper. It's that. It's not fun.

Other than that, though, we love Arizona. It's our favorite place. I think we've been here more than any other city. I mean, state. Yes, especially filming why, because there's so many people here that we're able to see and that we're able to collab with.

And then, of course, where we filmed again, which is what took place, I think last time we were here, the Max Home Day, the true North Max Home was probably one of the most amazing Arizona moments for us. Well, for me, Scottsdale was my first ever trip with Bob to Sports.

So it was really cool because it was my first time ever flying with Bob and Jet, and we were in the concourse in the airport coming through and like Jet was Bob's like I think we got to do like a drinking challenge or something like that Jet's like that's a terrible ideal never work but we ended up doing the

the nine beer challenge here exactly like that also and well Jet edited it's perfection so good job Jack but it did actually be a banger and it was like kind of like one of the first things that got us to do the challenges which are really fun and just fucking funny and I think people really enjoy it because

it's different than what everybody else is doing but it was my first time in Scottsdale so like it holds a special place. And I think for all of us, too, there's just so many good golf courses. So, like, if you guys have extended time, try to get out there, we played this week at Quintero,

we played at True North, we played at Dinosaur Mountain. And I'll tell you, every single place that you play, it's just so scenic. There's so much space. The holes are huge, and there's just like,

you're in the middle of the desert. It's awesome golf. I love it so much. And you're right, Bob. I could definitely, if I had to, I would relocate here just with a lot of chapstick,

for sure. Did we end up, that beer challenge that we did, did we end up passing that challenge? Because I do feel like the challenges that we do that we don't, like the hot dog, I think we, we passed. We passed the hot dogs, but we didn't score. We didn't pass the score. Like, I think we ate the hot dogs, but we didn't do our, achieve our goal. Yeah, you hit the beer. For the beer one, we did.

We hit the score and we hit the beers. Well, you barely drank. I mean, you drank seven, but you carried the golf and I just. carried the beers and it was it was the ones that we don't pass I think we have to run again like the fireball one I don't think we did no you failed than that was a fail that was a fail that was a tough day yeah where I don't think we've gotten a full like we've done the drinking challenge with Perez we did the wheel but I want to do like a straight up whether it's corona whatever it may be drinking challenge with Perez because that one I mean the one that we did with you was just the

wheel to where it wasn't yeah it's a bit of a gauntlet yeah I mean that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't great. I thought the U-hoo was a smart move. Yeah. Oh shit, he talked about the U-Hoo. Something else, man. I got this. Hey, go.

It's all you. The U-hoo I thought was going to be a good twist for us, like a nice little like break on the wheel. The worst part of it. That had to be the worst drink to have as far as chugging. So that was not well thought out. And you had a string and tequila, which

which I can't touch. But yeah, I think like a, what would we do? Like a 25 or, what, 30 beer challenge or something like that? Yeah, well, the Taco Challenge, whatever the number we were talking about ended up getting, it ended up getting raped up. Yeah. We said 30 tacos and it was 40, then it was somehow 50. And Perez, like, I can do 20 tacos solo. And, well, I think for those people who don't know the story,

We did the speed golf before the taco challenge, and it really fucked up Perez. I mean, he gave everything he gave everything he had to that speed golf. I've never been an excuse guy, but yeah, 20 minutes before shoving tacos down my throat. Underdog story of the year. I mean, gas me for air. By the way, you won the speed golf.

I wasn't gonna bring it up, but that's like a five taco, like, you know, leeway right there. I think you're right. And I think Bob and I knew that. So Bob, to me, was the MVP of the Taco Challenge. I think to go through the gauntlet and then fire it back out the same way it went in and then continue eating tacos right after that, it was sheer determination and grit. I'll be honest.

I almost, this will sound pretty nuts. I almost wanted to throw up because then I knew it was just kind of emptied the chamber. You're sick. And then I just kind of kicked it into another gear. The speed golf with this one was good. One of my favorite Bob does sports moment of all times. We were talking about it the other day in the car. is we were doing this

Pete golf with Perez where you had to go over to the side and you had to eat the taco. In Scottsdale, here. Yeah, we thought Perez was out of gas and then he just kicked it into another gear and he gave it like a second wind and he just started booking it. I mean, Popeye's got spinach and I got tacos.

We had the drone. Coming out of the drone is one of the all-time, Bob does sports shots. Shout out, Tristan, and yeah, he's right there. Tristan got it. Yeah, we thought he was done. We thought he had nothing left. People don't realize

too. I mean, Perez, not only just Perez really book all the trips, Pres is the guy flying the drone out there, too. Pres got a lot on his plate. I mean, I don't have that much on my plate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys aren't gonna, I know if I leave plane tickets and Airbnbs, we're going to be sleeping in the airport. Probably the wrong airport. Yeah, we're not the most organized guys in the world, but... No, and by the way, before anything, do want to give shout out there will be a whole lot of it out there um corona as our sponsor out here today which is terrific making sure corona premier rona premier um draft kings as well um they really help kind of put all

of this stuff together so it would be tough to do without them so a big shout out to them and then something that we really want to do that really worked out um the last time i think some of the best parts to the tournament last year was what we're going to do right after the podcast everybody socializing, drinking an hour and a half, whatever it is before. Was that not the best part of the last time? I think there's a DJ out there. There's a lot of games.

There's food. Looking back, I mean, the golf is obviously great, but that's like the time everybody starts getting going. Everybody starts drinking, and it becomes the breezy invitation. Yeah, so I think we have a hard 30 that we'll do here, and then we'll start getting after everybody can eat, get drinking. We have a Q&A. If anybody's got any questions that they want to fire up with,

by all means come on up we'll do a little bit of a Q&A and then let's get after it tournament wise we offered the people who won last time the force them that won last time to come back they weren't able to make it do we remember what their score was gonna say I think it was like minus 19 or 20

something crazy there was a lot of there was a lot of controversy 19 I think it was they got booed when we gave them the there was a lot of controversy and I remember we posted a photo people were like talking shit that they're not They had it want, like they were lying. And then we posted a photo and a lot of comments were like,

now their sock to foot tan line is legit. Like they play a lot of golf. So it's very possible that they were legit. And, you know, we'll see if it can be beat today. Can you see them at the range? Yeah, I remember at the range and I remember you saying like, damn, you guys can move the ball. And I remember them warming up. And I was like, oh, okay, these guys can play.

So, you know, I mean, don't cheat. Who cares, right? I mean, like, just shoot what you shoot, and it's all good. It's about having a good time. I'm never, I mean, I believe them. Yeah, they were. I choose to believe them. Yeah, I mean, they could definitely swing.

We always have the classic, when me and you played in the first tournament we ever did, we did the PGA memes tournament. And we were playing good. I mean, we were like five under with our scramble. We were going nuts as if we were in the Masters. I mean, we really thought we were making a run at the thing. And then we come into the clubhouse, and we were like the team that won. was like 18 under or something. No, it was worse. It was like 22 under.

Bob hit an eagle put on like the eighth hole and he acted like he just won the match. Yeah, it was nuts. Yeah, I did. I'm like, Bob, we're like seven under. Like, we're doing okay, but it's through 10 holes. I don't know if it's like, and he was like, we got a shot to win this thing. And like, I think it's fun to be competitive, but at the same time, like, have the integrity that it's like,

you know, it's a gentleman's sport. We take that a little further sometimes. but it is like the integrity of the game like nobody wants to win by cheating so just say your score and you know what everybody's a winner because you're all here we're all gonna have a blast and you know what it doesn't matter who scores the best or who scores

the worst bottom line you guys watch us he's a great golfer us not so much and you know what that's okay because we embrace it and it's the thing with golf is you can enjoy it whether you shoot two under or you shoot 102 it don't matter yeah and then we'll kind of be scattered throughout the holes

Amishore, par three. You got the bazooka on 18. Yeah, I got bazooka. Which is very on brand. Yeah. Yeah, all brass and brawn. Just a bull in a china shop thing. What was that phrase?

Was it supposed to be all brass, no brawn? It sounded like you fell asleep mid-phrase. I don't even know where you're going with that. Prez, your par three has a little interesting wrinkle with Draft Kings. You're rolling and talk to them about that. Yeah, I have some... have some prop bets, I believe. Yeah.

So as you roll up, I'm going to judge you very quickly. You judge your group very quickly and setting over under on, on green hit for your group. I hope that made sense. Yeah. Stumbling. Yeah. It just didn't come out the way it's in my head. Yeah.

So I'm going to look at you. I'm going to look you up and down real quick, and I'm going to give your group a number. And you're going to beat me or not going to beat me. I'm also going to maybe hit some shots. Oh. I can't help myself. So I'll be doing that. And we got a bar right by the green and a DJ.

So current premieres will be flowing. Yeah, you're not going hungry. You're not leaving here thirsty either. It is. It's going to be a doozy. Before we get out there, start drinking and hitting some shots, Q&A-wise. If anybody, anybody has anybody have any Q&A that you want to fire up? Tickets got the mic here.

We got a pod recording too on this. Just curious, what was your late night? Yeah, food. Thank you. Oh, food? Yeah, I mean, I'd like to say I didn't have food late night, but we all know that. That's not true. I got back from the bar very late.

I believe my McDonald's arrived about 2.30. I had two McChicons, an apple fritter, and two large fries. Three large fries. I ordered three large fries. I only ate two. Yeah, we woke up, and whenever you see the McDonald's bag just scattered. on the calendar. It looked like crows had picked away in it.

It was just fries and condiments. We were like, damn, who ate McDonald's with Perez last night? I thought you were eating it with bread butter with two people or three people. You think it would be your family eating when I ordered. That's tough look. Yeah. Chicken, no hot and spicy? It's the, well, yeah, okay, so that's new.

Where they don't have McChickens here? They just have the hot and crispy. Is that a thing? Is that an Arizona thing? It's like a spicy version of the McChicken. And I know too much about this menu. And so that was, it threw me off, obviously, when I was going to order. I wasn't really in a, like, critical thinking mindset.

But to thank God, they have pictures. Yeah, he. I don't know. It's bad. It's bad. Yeah, waking up this morning, just seeing that on the counter, I was like, oh, boy. Yeah, I know where this goes. I eat the rest of my apple fritter this morning before I left.

You got it down? I got it down. Good. All right. All right. Well, without. further ado, again, everybody have a damn good time. Let's go out there. You can hit

some range balls, get some drinks in. They got a DJ going. Bagel with locks, of course, and one more round of applause for you all coming out here. Let's go get after it now, all right? Blime and banging.