Bob Does Sports Podcast - This Will Change Joey Cold Cuts Forever....

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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We were talking about how good the Fireball challenge was when you guys were doing the 60 minutes bit. I can't wait to see. There's two bits that I will be watching for. It's the 60 minutes thing. And then when Jet does the impression of Stephen A on how like the always ass,

how he sees like every ass he's ever seen. Always. Always. Slides down that cart seat. I don't lose his control. I don't remember too much. I just know there were a lot of bits. It was very bit.

Were you blasted? Oh, blasted. Yeah, by night. So it didn't hit me till after. Apparently, McDonald's, I was a problem. I didn't know. I thought that that was an old picture from the New York McDonald's when he was absolutely bamed.

Yeah, he went down. Big tree from a lot. It looks like that large fried took him out to pasture. We had no business going inside that. No. Oh, no. That should have been drived through all day long.

Yeah. You always, you're a big guy on, you like doing the, um, where you punch it in. I'm, I'm a big believer

that the register is always so much faster because it takes so long to get to like, the options that I like going there. I know that they want me to use the screen. That is true. Yeah. I know that they're mad when I'm just standing there and there's no one there and I'm just waiting for some,

you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. I think just the likelihood. that my stuff gets effed with is increased. I think somebody off the line. The board is, when the board is good, it's the best. When it works, there's nothing better because. Yeah, you can.

Yeah, you don't have to talk to anybody and they get it up. But the amount of times I use that board and I'm like, did they get the order? Did they see? Did it, are they going to forget something? I find that it has too many flaws in it. Would the board have been able to take in the 100 Nuggets? order last night pop would we won't been able to handle that we're going to jump into

that too the thing that's the board though is you you get you get exposure to options you didn't maybe know you could do like tico bell is Paco bell is a fun board because you don't realize all the

things that you can add in to all these items without like they will never let you know that you can put Spanish rice into your contract you don't know that you don't know that unless you see it. That is so fat.

That's tough. That's tough. I've never talked about a long time. Varsstool H.Q. Of the, oh my God. She's going to flip it. She's going to flip it.

She's going to flip it, isn't she? That's strawberry. She's going to flip it. No chance. It seems really bad. All right. Well, by the way, welcome back to the Bob does sports podcast, but I do want to jump into the par three.

Poppy, the pop, took home last night, midstream. He decided to fire up stream. By the way, he was not forced to do it. He decided he, like, wanted to do it. He likes the pain. And he wanted to do a hundred nugget challenge. He watched the Phillies Red Sox game. Nine innings had to finish 100 nuggets.

And Pop, I'll pin it over to you. Well, the issue was, is that I made the mistake while I was doing the hot dog challenge, weeks prior that I my mouth wrote a check that I then had to catch because I said like let's keep doing these these challenges are fun how about a hundred nuggets next time I'll do 100 nuggets and I started to realize like a week later like how how awful of an idea that was the amount of DMs that I got of people keeping me honest about that check that my mouth wrote I realized I had to do it and I and so I was like, you know what, fuck it. So no one forced me to, except for what I had said just weeks prior. So I did it. You just jumped straight to 100? Yeah, see, that was that was like you could have gone,

you could have done 50 and then she made the jump. Like you just went from zero. Hey, where do you go from here? I think I'm done. I don't think I can do it again. You sure you didn't write any more checks? The checks bounced. Yeah, dude, I'm done writing checks. It was the episode that happened after the Nuggets, when I turned the stream off and what happened in my bathroom and then what took place while I was, I didn't sleep almost at all, dude. I was waking up every half hour, just like my stomach growling. I was throwing up.

I was shit. It was a nightmare. It was one of the worst experiences I ever gone through, but the stream was electric. I had a lot of fun with it. It was a great time. It was throwing up blood. Dude, it was a dream. There was some blood in the throw-up. That's what that.

He went to the ice cream store a couple weeks ago and spent over $100 at an ice cream store and has 12 different flavors in his freezer. The fattest flavors you've ever seen, it was like pea lime pie, a snickerdoodle crunch like some of this. What was the one that we had that, that, that cake thing that we had.

Owee gooey buttercake. There we go. Yeah. Goey buttercakes like a calorie buster. That's the Branson special. Yeah. Well, let me tell you something.

There was a long conversation last night with the other person who lives here about how maybe I need to start taking better care of myself. Because the amount of ice cream and McNuggets that are going into my system and the vaping. I got to turn some things around. You went to like another, you didn't eat for like three months.

You were shredded. As he makes. As he talks back the other way. He rips one. Yeah, yeah. The vapes going to be the last one to go. But some things need to change. Yeah.

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The D-Man. So I think people were starting to catch on from the Branson content that Joe was gone. First day, Joe got some news that his wife, Nicole, was going into labor. D-Man officially, a father of one, your thoughts, D-Man. I mean, it's been a whirlwind, dude. That kind of came out of nowhere. I mean, three weeks early from where we were supposed to, I mean, we're supposed to be first week of August and then kind of came out of nowhere. I mean, we got all the way in. By the way, that's not a small trip going to Branson, Missouri.

That's like a big trip. Got in there night of the Monday. And then she texted me at like three in the morning saying that she thought she was going in labor. And then, I mean, the rest is history. On the next day, you know, I found out she was it. And now that was it. I had to pull shoot. But that was.

it was a whirlwind man because i didn't get back home until like 1 30 in the morning by the time i finished all my flights and then we went to the hospital at 6 30 i think we got there baby was there at 3 30 in the afternoon and then it's just like i think collectively i might have slept like 10 hours in the last four five nights collectively like it's been it's been a whirlwind but it's been amazing i it's truly was like the craziest most wild surreal event that I've ever been a part of and just like mind-blowingly cool. So, but I felt bad leaving the boys, you know, in the midst of a film week. I know Jet wasn't thrilled, but, you know, it is what it is.

I wasn't. But hey, it is what it is. We got to retake everything. He kept saying we're screwed. We're fucked. I think fatherhood has changed you. You seem a little like calmer right now. I had a horror show overnight last night, Jet.

What happened, Pete? It was the first night we brought the dog back. We had had the baby for the last couple nights, and the dog was still at the dog sitters. I brought the dog back. 2.30 in the morning, I woke up to shit everywhere, everywhere. In the living room, in the bedroom, on the sheets, on the dog bed. I don't know.

I was bathing the dog, cleaning shit, cleaning shit out of the carpets. like and then then we had to put the dog in the bathroom because he was you know we were trying to clean and he's barking up a storm at 3 30 in the morning then luca wakes up and he's shrieking i was like oh my god welcome to fatherhood man here we go just covered in shit have you have you uh cleaned a couple diapers yet the diapers are actually easy that's that's that's not a problem is that so it's early we're early it's not that bad honestly the diapers i don't mind liquid coming out There's nothing real coming out of there. Well, they cry a lot because the, like, the wet ones are, like, kind of cold.

So, like, they cry when you clean their ass. But aside from that, I mean, it's not, it's not that. I'm not talking about the kids perspective. I'm talking about from your perspective. It's not that difficult. The worst is when he gets hungry and he just starts shrieking. Like, and he might, he might be eating for 35, 45 minutes and then you'll finish. And he still wants to eat.

He's just like, his hands are flailing. He's kicking. You know, and he's actually a really good kid. I mean, you know, I hope he takes more after Nicole than me. But it's been wild, man. I left the last three days I haven't left the house aside to go to the gym and to go buy groceries for the week. Like, that's it. Is it hard to stay on your diet with the kid?

Because that's got to be hard. I think a lot of parents, when they have a kid, it's that becomes kind of secondary. I have these ladies who are cooking us. I gave them my diet. so like they're preparing the meals for me and putting it in like the Tupperware and stuff every day. So that helps. But yeah, if I didn't, oh my God, I would be right there with tick. And do you have a good relationship with him?

Jesus Christ. I know. Like that fat fuck. I am a fat fuck. Oh, okay. I am. I am fat. Although I will see there is a video where you're jumping up and down.

you can tell that you've packed on a few. Yeah, no, I've seen the video. Which video? I'll put it over story. Yeah, but I didn't like circle his I let the viewer come to that. Hey, pop, he likes some fat. Oh, boy, does he love that?

Oh, this guy. This guy loves some fat, man. He made me eat ice cream the other night that I didn't want, and he forced me to eat it, too. I swear to God. And I did it. And I ate it. And it was good.

And I see, I get it now because it's so easy to make someone fat. Because you just offer them like the entertainment pros and cons. All the good stuff makes you fat. Like anything that's good makes you fat. Correct. It's like if he wanted to make his boy skinny, he'd get the reward of them being in shape. But that doesn't come for four months.

And it comes with all the suffering of not being able to eat fattening foods. Now he gets both because the guys remain fat and he gets to eat. There's also a lot more comic relief. hip your fat than if you're skin. I mean, listen. I will say jokes, jokes hit harder when you're fat. But why do you take your turn, pal?

He won't get fat. This guy will not get fat. This is a force to send to his fitness routine every morning. He's not pushing us to do that like he is. It's just the backside of it. He whists away into the night to do a workout at F-45 at 6 in the morning that we don't hear anything. about until he gets back and he comes back bearing goods.

Yeah. With respect with bagels. Oh, bagels, ice coffees, sugar, and whatever he can get us to. I'm starting your routine, boys. Here's the bagels. Come on now. Come on now. Team bonding.

No, baddies. Hey, he's like, he like holds it in front of you. He's like, you're funnier when you're fat. The last morning with that. I remember when... Who did that extra hash brown? Sure you do. When JJ Watt, we were in Arizona,

he sent us a gluttonous breakfast, like an insane breakfast. And I sent, I don't know, I think we had just filmed with Sebastian. So he, I took a video of FAPE, just coming in. He just woke up coming in for breakfast. And I sent the video to Sebastian.

And Sebastian text right, Baggie. just goes, is he okay? No. No, not. Sebastian. Not Sebastian. I'm not. You can do good, though.

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I guess it's not like huge bragging, but that's better than. what we would have done, right? Like, there was a Taco Bell, there was a McDonald's. We went past all that stuff, and we got, you know, decent. Well, the thing is that after. I got, after Subway, me and Pop's car went to song. Yeah, yeah, we got the blast. God, damn.

Those blasts are so good. You guys ate twice. Should have just gone straight in Tomic. That would be better. I mean, they were in the Subway, then Sonic. Can I get an Oreo peanut butter small? Master shake? Chocolate ice cream? Chocolate ice cream?

So I only have the Della ice cream, but I can add chocolate into that Oreo peanut butter shake to make it chocolate. Is that okay? That's lovely, yeah. I got you. What else for you? And then I'll do a small chocolate chip cookie dough sonic glass. I got you, so I got a mini cookie dough glass, a small Oreo peanut butter shake for chocolate and a small cookie dough glass. Anything else called you? No, that's perfect.

All right, then that's the 1838. 1838. Got a great day. And then, too, we sat in, like, you know how they have, like, the little drive-in. Oh, no. They skated those calories right out to you. I love watching Ticketing on ice cream. He eats it so slow.

He kind of... Oh, it's the best. Oh, it's the best. And he, like, licks it, and he keeps it on the sun. And then he turns the spoon around. He reverses his spoon. And then he takes a soy from reverse. really do eat ice cream as bad as possible.

He eats his blizzards in reverse. Oh, God, we are the baddest, man. You could turn around. You are the ultimate, nobody's turned it around more than you. You said exactly what was going to happen and you did it. So I'm not even saying you're going. He didn't do the steroids. He said he was going to do the person.

I know, I know. Now you can, Pop. Yeah, I just, I really lack the motivation. that I had the last time I got skinny. I just don't, there's nothing for me other than health, which until something bad happens and it's presented to you in front of you, it's hard to use that as your inspiration. He's got no insurance either.

I have no insurance. I haven't had a qualifying event yet this year. I just had one with the birth of my child. Did you get insurance? I'm in the process of it, yeah. You didn't have a... Are they going to bang you with that bill? No, you do, retro pay.

Got it. Retrope. Yeah. So, but, um, wild, like just like,

seeing the baby. Like, is it still, are you over the hump of, like, how crazy it is? Or is it still very crazy? There are times where it's like,

I'm used to it. And then there are times where I'm just like, yo, what, this is, this is wild. You know, like,

there's times where he's just like laying there. And I just look at him. I'm like, that's my son, you know, so it is, it is, it's pretty wild.

I can't wait for you guys to meet. He's got a personality. He loves food just as much as I do, which, you know, God forbid he got that gene from me. But he's a good kid. You know, like, I don't know if I'm doing anything right, you know. I told Nicole the other day, I was like, he was crying. He just kept crying and crying. And I was like, you know, we should just put him in the crib and let him cry himself out.

And now everybody's like, that's not what you do. That's, that's not how you do with. Dude, you posted that video of when he goes to punch him. chew he punches like joe you've never seen joe do like the like you ever see you do that we're it's that's kind of what i saw so when you start to see the mannerisms like the joe mannerisms that'll be a lot of fun look at that yeah you know what i'm saying dude he's doing that like joe yeah it just said it's three-leg parlay dude he's so yeah Bet he got it from bet with the boys.

Sure, dude. He's already got a guy, dude. Only draft kings for our picks, Bobby. That's right. Well, to bet, yeah. But, you know, yeah, draft kings to the moon forever and always. How's that brick layer over there doing with his bets lately?

Oh, what? If that isn't a perfect analogy of what he's coming up in the betting world, we're just a bunch of bricks. You're right. This guy's. Just. Beautiful baby. Lost after loss.

After loss. Oh, man. Brickland. I was nowhere. I didn't say anything. They called him Benyman. Britsch. Your son.

Or Bricky Benyaman. And then he just spins it. We did get rocked. Me and Bob got rocked on the U.S. U.S. C. Oh, bro. That was one.

Horrendous. That was the most I've lost, I think, in one sitting. Couldn't hit a fight. just couldn't hit a fight. And then... To just go different, like, different ways than you'd think.

Or, like, there's a lot of shocking outcomes. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Plus, you know what's amazing? I let the fights take me. There were two fights that I loved. That whole day, the whole week, I was saying, I thought Holloway was the bet of the year.

And then I thought to get plus 700 against Kevin Holland, because sometimes you don't know how he's going to show up. Yet, I'm betting all this other stuff that I don't even end up betting the two fights that hit. We got destroyed. To where we stopped the stream, it was so bad. We're sitting there eating soft serve ice cream with sprinkles. Yeah, but only one of us was getting fat somehow.

It was crazy. I'm serious. It was one of those guys forgot what he paid for. It was fun, but it was a lot. So extra calories. Yeah. Another thing that we got to touch on, which is pretty crazy, just the dominance of skis. God, he's chef.

It is not even, he took the fun out of a major weekend because he was one stroke up, draft Kings had him at minus 200 on what day was that, Yams, was that going into Saturday? Yeah, it had to be. Think about it. A guy, one stroke up with all these people right behind to be minus 200 and then just take it away. It's not fair. Yeah, it's, it's crazy. It's like he went in with, what, a four-shot lead going into Sunday.

if he's four behind, you're, like, looking at him, like, that's the guy that's going to win. So, four-stroke lead, I mean, it's like, yeah, like you said, takes the fun out of it. You already know, like, I don't know. And it's, I don't know. I don't want to, like, say it negatively because it's, like, super impressive and he's clearly, like, a good dude. But, like, it's one, like, if Tiger goes, like, if Tiger back in the heyday, four-stroke league going to the final round, it's still, like, must-see TV start to finish. And if he blows everybody out of the water, you actually enjoy watching that. If it gets close, you're like, that's enjoyable, obviously.

But, like, to watch him do basic, it's basically the same thing. But for whatever reason, it's just, it doesn't, like, you don't really enjoy it. Like, it's not like, wow, like, I guess it's probably because he doesn't do anything that's, like, wildly, like, over the top impressive. He's not hitting, like, crazy golf shots or, like, he's not even shooting, like, 62. Like, he's just, like, he's got a four-stroke lead. He hits fairways. He hits greens. he's going to make some birdies.

He'll shoot 68 or whatever or 69. It's just like enough. And it's like, well, he just doesn't make mistakes. I remember I took, I was chasing the USC play that I got killed as well. I took Rory at plus like 500 or plus what it was even more. And it was like, okay, this is, this is it. And Scotty double bogeyed. And I was like, oh my God.

And then he comes back. The next two holes, he buries. And it's like, if he ever does make a mistake, he's right back to just negate it. Like, he doesn't screw up. He had the whole before the double bogey, he had like a 12 footer for par. And he just casually sunk it and kept him moving. It was like he just, he doesn't screw up. It's insane.

Like he. And then he hits these like, you know, they say if there's one part of his game, that's like amazing and it's putting. But then he hits these eight foot, 10 foot par saves where you think he's going to bogey. and it's just like dead center from 10 feet away. It's amazing. It's wild. Yeah.

So it doesn't seem like it's stopping either. Like he's not, he's not like, it doesn't feel like he goes through this stuff and then ends up like mentally or physically drained where it's going to like affect the next, like he just rolls into the next tournament. He's got no like winning hangover or anything like that.

I mean, not to get on people, but like, and I know it's different because it was like a career grand slam but like all rory talks about right now is like basically how like once he did that everything's been like a celebration and having to get like back up on it and like he there's none of that conversation of like you know hard to refocus or you know i'm just enjoying really still enjoying that one guy just is like yeah i won i'm cool and takes the trophy and then like goes back

and like joie d just goes and change some diapers for a couple days and then he goes out and just like wins the travelers again. Like he'll win, he'll win, like, other than Tiger, like, no one else just,

like, goes and wins more of, like, the next tournaments after majors, like this guy does it. It's crazy. They did a comparison

and Pim and Tiger, like a side by side, like in the five years or whatever. I think his numbers are almost as good, if not better. Like he's won, maybe not as many majors,

but he's won more tournaments in that five, in that span. It was like, the numbers were like almost identical. It was insane. Two. year it seems like it's been forever it's only been two years since he like has been on this run it's

been two years of just since i guess the mass i'm trying to remember where he like how he was before he started winning everything like i don't remember well it feels like it was around but it was around not long ago though i remember the whole like headline with him was that he couldn't close because he couldn't figure out his putting that he was green and reg every single time and he couldn't win tournaments because of his putting and then he figured out his putting and then it was over. Ted Scott is making a fortune. Yeah. I think that helped too.

I mean, he got Ted Scott somewhere along the line too in there. He didn't start his career with him. Ted was on Bubba's bagged for a long time and then Ricky maybe. I might be making that up. But he's he only had Ted for a few years, which guys got a pedigree of winning. So I'm sure that that's helped in some way. but like when you hit the ball that well, you don't need to be like Jordan Speeth putter. You don't need to be a top five or even a top 20 putter in the world.

You just need to like not be a bottom putter, right? So as long as Scotty Sheffler is like middle of the road, maybe just above there putting, his ball striking is good enough. That's all he needs. Yeah, it's crazy, man. And it does, his game, it's true. It's not like this exciting insane game. He just, it's just one after the other. there are no mistakes?

And I mean, I didn't watch a lot of the ending Sunday because you just knew it was an edible. I took Hotan Lee just to make up for the UFC and try and get some back. That didn't do nothing. Good value. But yeah. So, yeah, just, just, and then before we get into Q&A, videos do expect, we filmed another breaking 80.

We talked about the fireball in the beginning. I think the fireball was hysterical. Big, I mean, I think if you take. any of the pieces out of the puzzle from jet, ticket, FP, whoever's not there that episode, you really do notice the difference. So it was very weird filming a lot with FP, without Joe.

Me and FP had to do a 1v1 and get 20 strokes. We just tried to make the videos work. And a big void without the demand. What's going on, folks? It's your guy, FP. I have figured out the easiest way to earn Bitcoin. And it's playing. Today's sponsor is the Bitcoin credit card by Gemini.

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Let's have a day. I mean, we're like three-headed monster, right? So you take one of those heads off, whoever it is. I mean, you take FP out and you got a lot of shitty golf. You take me out. You get a lot less of the fucking wild, crazy, you know, whatever it is that I bring. But it's definitely something that people find entertaining. So I feel like we lean on each other too, right? Like we kind of know what we each bring to the table and like, you know, we each have something that hits. And by the way,

the same would be you're, you're completely on, hit the nail on the head. You take Jet or even when Pops not there, like it is a different video, man. It doesn't feel the same. There's not the same banter.

Like we, we all really kind of come in together and make what we do, you know, I guess entertaining to people because you take some of us out. I think Luke, I think, is that? Yeah,

these guys hungry, dude. Go get him. Day, bring him on. Day mail. Let him cry. No, no, he's with Nicole right now. Let him cry. That's what Cutsi said before. He was like,

Jet, could you imagine? Jen is a dad. He said that, Kudzie. You said, he's no interest in that baby coming on this press conference. He doesn't like babies. That's one of the questions is, yeah. You said that last night or whatever night it was, you told Nicole to let him cry.

So that's all I was said. But that is how you would parent most. Right, yeah. Jetches would walk around with noise cancelling headphones and just be listening to bits on TikTok. Because of the video from the Brian Bros. of him with kids at the press conferences. Like whenever somebody wins a tournament and the kid comes out, it filter it comes over to us. It's like, oh, Bob, like, have you spoken to Jets and seeing Bennett Sheffler? You know, and it's like, that bit ain't dying anytime soon.

I stand by my stance. And it's different when the players walks off the 18th Green to greet his family. He doesn't bring the kid to the actual press conference ever. Most of them don't. I've never seen a golfer's child at a press conference. I've seen them in interviews outside. Like podiums and children. He doesn't like those two things.

It's not professional. That's it. Keep them moving. If you, this is all I'm going to say, because people have been coming at me. But if you sat down, if we all sat down at a meeting with a, with a, brand that we're trying to work with and the CEO's sitting up there and he's got little his his son next to him and the kids like going like this like poo-poo pee-pee the whole time we'd think it was the most unprofessional shit of all time i'm saying it's the reporters are sitting there trying to get

their stories written and they got pee-p-poo-poo touching the mic so are you going to are you going to hold lucca demar he's not going to be at a freaking but i get that but the question was are you going to hold no he didn't want to i could see a I could see Cutsi bringing him on a Zoom call for sure. I could see that happening for sure. And I'll, because it's, see, now you put me in a tough spot because now I've got to stand by my guns or let my friend, like, spare my friend. There was a comment on the Bruelly Dumb show because we started the episode and

Cutsi had him like holding and he's showing us. He's like, look at this baby. And one of the first comments was Cutsi's showing his son like he's showing. in the Callaway elite triple diamond driver, like the way he was like, hold he's just like, look at this, Bob. Like,

it's going to be. He's really outdone themselves. Nicole really outdid herself with this one. That's not all the bells and whistles. That kid's going to be on the course before he's a year old. Oh, it'll be better than me. Should.

People, I'm like, dude, I'm taking ricochet shots from Luca. He has already almost like a full set air. Like it looks like he has, like, almost like this little receding hairline. It's like, they're like, oh, are you sure that's not Bob's sign? Oh, man.

Yeah, I've been getting ripped, dude. And they're like, oh, he's going to break 80 before Bob. Like, I was getting. Somebody who was like, I've seen enough. We need a 1B1 match and Bob gets five strokes. Yeah. Yeah, dude. All right.

That's a wild place. Without further ado, let's head on over to. The 4-3 pop To do our questions Q&A First one comes From a giant peach

How would Cutsi react If Baby D-Man walks in At a 12 And goes, My dream job is an influencer I don't I'm not gonna encourage him To be an influencer

I mean he can be Whatever he wants to be But this life ain't for everybody man It's this You got I could see him going to Luke though

And be like Luke I'm gonna tag you I need you to repost this one. I'm going to get a lot of followers. You know what I mean? Daddy. Daddy's going to tag you. Okay.

I need you to repost that tag now. Just remember, when you get the bag, you're going to get the tag. That's right. And in order to get the bag, you got to get the tag. If there's no bag, there's definitely no tag. And typically, when you buy a bag, it comes with the tag. Yes, it's just for the point. Keep going.

No, I would, to answer the question, though, I don't know. Now, I think just part of the situation is that with Bob being around, like, the situation, he's going to be, he's going to be documented in a lot of stuff that's going to be on the internet and whatnot. So, you know, Nicole is actually really good about stuff like that. She's like, she finds it funny and, like, entertaining, like, because she knows that I'm kind of nuts and she finds it enjoyable. So I'm sure he's going to be all over the internet, but I don't, I would never be like,

oh, you, you should be an influencer. I would pass that. I'm going to pass it through the committee, though. I mean, it always goes through the committee. What do you mean it always goes through the committee? Well, like, I'm not just going to go post them, but if like something funny happens, I'd be like, yo, is this good to, is this good? You always saw, so you don't always go through the committee, D.

Well, with a kid, I would, though, for sure with Luca, that's different. You guys, it won't. For now it is. But once it becomes normalized, it may not so much be. Just that Oregon duck boxer. Yeah. They come through the committee, if I'm being honest. I'll tell you what, I'm going to make sure he's the fittest kid of all time.

Yeah. That one didn't make it through its proper channels, unfortunately. Yeah. That duck just was plastered all. I remember Dockey signing off that one. Dude, Bob's going to be showing up at your doorstep, Joe, with a hat. happy meal. Just like I got this. I'm going to make sure that kid's good.

You mark my words. I may be fat. That kid will not be. I like that. I like that. All right. All right. Let's end on the next question there, Pop. All right. Next question comes from skills with A.Z. How many Oreos could you guys do in one sitting there? How many for nine holes is too much? That is. This is crazy. You know, fuck this.

What have we become? Yeah. We got to put out different content, all right? We got to find a way to accept these questions in a positive manner. 75. It's all about food, and it's our fault. That being said, I'm pretty sure we could all take down a full package in nine holes. Double stuff.

I'll eat them. Double stuffed. Once you came out with double stuffed, The OGs just don't exist. I will say, I'll change my life forever when I saw that she was freezing. Frozen? Yeah.

Oh, my God. I had no idea. The frozen Oreo is. Do you ever do the parent trap where you open it up and then you take your thing of peanut? You take peanut butter and you smear it on the inside and it's peanut butter or a what? Put some ice cream on a pack. In the parent trap. That's what they do.

They do it in the parent. I didn't make this out. I'm just saying it. Spock is really spread its bat wings. This is not helping our questions, boys. That was funny talking about the bomb, though, when, like, how he eats this ice cream, because you're right, Joe. He does, like, a slow, and then he flits it around.

Can I see my message about the Habachi Challenge? Is that crazy? What is that? Is that the craziest thing I've ever said? I had some wine, so I don't know, like, what I was saying, but, like, Does the guy just come on the course? They have these mobile habacchi that are like come to your house.

I'm sure we could figure out a way to get him on a golf cart. That was the wildest part of that message was the idea is good, but you're like, we'll just get these boys running around the course with us making bobbyte.

We got a guy like to tossing the shirt, you know, tossing one into the bunker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I guess. I figured out seven things that are pretty normal that they could make, like a bocchi style.

I'm having trouble with the last. Like the onion volcano thing? Yes, you're going to get salad, miso soup, you're going to get the shrimp terriaki. You need a chicken terriaki, steak terriaki, fried rice. Sochi bombs. Sochi, I saw a guy he had the frickin' sake and a super soaker. That's what this guy had. This was what this guy had at the house.

He'd walk around. That's big now, by the way. Like the at-home, habachi things are taking all. Awesome. So many people do. I was wondering how. you portion that out to make it a challenge. But I guess you could do that where it's a different thing.

Or they just do nine bowls of like steak, steak rice or whatever they do. Who would be funny? We just got to get over to Chevy and we'll be able to film it. Chevy, we can do that. They'll give us their guide. Provide us to habachi. Dude, Joe, remember we did that hot dog challenge? Am I frozen or is that just FP frozen?

It's gone. I hear you guys. Dude, Chevy Chase Country Club in L.A. They literally kind of invented the challenge with us because, like, we would not have been able to do so many of those challenges if it wasn't for Chevy Chase Country Club. And they were so good to. I mean, they did the hot dog, hot dog, hot sauce. I think we did a wheel. We did a speed golf.

The winged. We did tacos was there. Yeah. Tacos was there. Yeah. We did, remember the speed golf challenge? The closest, I got so close to throwing up was when we did to speak off of us and you had to come and rip a shot and then eat a taco.

That was wild. But yeah, Chevy Chase Country. Oh, the original Taco Challenge was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I got the Supremes. The hot dog, our first hot dog challenge was there. Hot dog challenge. They made all hot dogs for us. Yeah, we went back into the kitchen to see, you know,

I think we got like behind the scenes of them doing it, but when we saw those dogs and how big they were, it was just... I thought I had peppers and bacon bits on it. Oh, God. Yeah, I do. And now we still got to do, we still got to complete the donut challenge. Yeah, unfortunately, yeah, that's going to be crispy cream, dude. Like, we got to figure out, like, we can't do it if it's not crispy cream.

This has been a real stronghold. Yeah, Ram wants that one bad. He asks all the time to come in for that. He's just begging for a food challenge, and we're going to give it to him. Can I say one thing about John Rom? Love him. It's been great to the channel.

I'm a massive fan of his game. I love the guy. He missed a two-foot putt in the duels. I didn't see this. And nobody's talking about. I missed two-foot, and it's the worst. Did he? on like the last hole on 18 for the playoff yeah yeah yeah it was a slippery yeah that's

a slippery one i'm aware yeah no one's talking about it and i found that to be highly disrespectful how you watched the hole they got it to the hole no i got it i got many dms about it and i then i had to go check it out because no one was talking about this guy missing missing a two-footer. And golf digest is the worst thing that's ever happened to the air. That was wild, man. Okay. Yeah, give him a call.

Yeah, he ripped a vape mid-put. Chad, didn't you use that worst putt in your carousel? Pop, yeah, well, somebody wrote an article about him. Yeah. Yeah, that carousel of you, it was a couple of bag jobs for me. Dude, I love it. When you were holding up the hot dog, I remember watching I was crying.

Hey, John? What's up, Bobby? Hey, we're on Bob does sports podcast. I got two quick questions for you. First question. Are you in to do the donut challenge because we failed it twice now? Nine donuts, nine holes. Am I live?

You're live. Am I live? Not live. Oh, it's not live. What do you mean nine donuts? Nine donuts. All donuts. I'm sorry, 12.

I'm John, 12 donuts. You're all donuts for nine holes? Correct. I'm offended. You don't think... What do you mean? What do you mean? I'll be like a...

Come on, it's donuts. Like, I'll be done with 12 in a hole and a half. What do you mean? What if I don't have an apple printer style donut or like a Boston cream? It's only Tuesday. To be fair, I've never had either. I can't tell you. Yeah, this is coming from the guy who didn't have Taco Bell as well, so that doesn't surprise me.

John, I got one more for you. Hold on. Have you ever made no Taco Bell to have tacos? I had like a nacho combo once in a couple of times in college. Okay. All right, yeah, he did clarify that before. John, one more for you, okay? By the way, go ahead.

Bobby, I sincerely apologize. You probably say that you, okay? No, I mean, not quite. Ready for this one? Ticket is claiming that not enough people are talking about you missing a two-footer at the duels.

Producer of the show, producer of the show, producer of the show. At the duels? He's saying that not, the golf world is not talking about enough of you missing a two-footer at the duels on the 18th pole. I got there.

18th and a two-footer? That's bad. Well, that hasn't happened. There. Deny. The two points I say, Hold on, hold on. I've missed two short potts in the duels.

One was on the 14th holes in Virginia. I was four feet. Should have made it. Both me and Wesley missed it, which is ridiculous. And then on the duels on 18, I've missed. It was one of the nastiest six-footers of everything in my life. Oh, pop. That's a two-footer.

Six feet. Oh, oh, six-footers. No, no, no, no. It's not six feet. No, no, no, no. Not two feet. Not two feet, no. Okay.

We needed to get clarification. So we didn't think that enough people were talking about it, so we decided to talk about it. I mean, listen, I have enough messages on my life to talk about it. One is not one of them. Okay. All right. Fair enough.

We will, when we get ready for this donut challenge, we will come to you, as always, and we look forward to it, and we love you, John Rob. I'm trying to get high people with that. Well, hold on. It's four dozens east for nine holes. That's it? Yes.

Yes. I don't think you realize how much. if it's in Arizona. It just, in the sun, it's brutal. It sounds very confident. It could be November. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Listen, I'm going to tell you right now, the hardest thing is by far shooting a low score. Yeah. Both donuts and nine holes is not an issue. This guy. I mean, look, I doubted John the Taco. You proved me wrong there, so.

I believe you, John. I've done the 12 donuts. I'm not going to contribute to the score, John. You know that, but... I'm not going to contribute to too much to the score, but I believe that we can do the donuts. I believe you. I think of anything the game comes there that we don't want.

I think the donuts is easy. Like, there's not even a question. Very easy. It's a score. But in nine under and nine is the hard part, even without eating. We're going to hold you to it because we've tried it twice now, and you're the only answer we have at this point. But what do you mean?

Like, you all had to eat a dozen and you haven't able to eat it? Yeah. Oh, my God. FP, FP didn't get. He was on the way, but we also failed on the score. So once he saw that we weren't going to reach the score, he struggled a bit on the donuts. It's hard.

But one thing I will say. Okay. Well, I can guarantee we'll get the donuts down. Score, I don't know. Look, you heard. I like that. It's the confidence we need, Bob. I just hope you don't have any two-footers when we're out there.

Well, listen, I can promise you the donuts. That's not the score. If I miss it, I miss it. There's what it is. There you go. All right, fair enough. We appreciate you, John. Thank you, guys.

Take care. I see you, buddy. He's the best. He's the best. Oh, it wasn't a six-foot or two-foot? Six-foot. No, no. I don't think it's...

I don't think it's... It was between six and two. That's an app... It was nasty. You were... What would you... Oh, you said somewhere between six and two? If he was one, it's closer to two.

It might have been closer to two than six. I don't know. I got to look bad. I remember being surprised by it that he missed. I mean, I remember being surprised by it. He was always putting first and Wes was putting second. That's what probably shocked me the most. Really?

With all due respect to Wesley Bryan. Of course. You know what? When you see Wesley roll that pill, especially when he gets that read, it's just, oh, man. He's a good putter. Yeah. All right, let's do one more question. This one comes from patty.

Dot gold glove. Dot cake. Loaded fries or loaded nachos. Oh, come on. Fucking soft, dude. All right, all right. I got another one. I got another one.

I got another one. Sorry, Patty. We're moving on. Cake. Dot cakes. Dot cake. All right. Crady underscore Nisis wants to know

in what line of work, other than golf and eating, in what, in what lines? of work other than golf, would each of you excel and fail miserably? What would you do very well in and what would you perform terribly? Oh, I think for me, what would have been is hospitality. I think hotels, that was one thing that I was really good at, and that's why I was doing it, because it's just talking to people all day, and I don't mind do that. So hotels, I thought about

this the other day. We did the Ask Bob segment on the Berlin Lum show, and I failed it bad. Bro, if I had to go in and be a teacher, like a history teacher and like even try and act, or like a parent teacher conference and they act like anything teaching, or I worry when I have a kid, like if the kid brings back homework, like I'm not going to be able to do it.

So I think probably being a teacher, I'd be terrible. I'll hang up and listen. I think you do a great job with the personality side of it. You'd be a very fun teacher. You'd be a great gym teacher. He'd be the guy who gave the kids like no homework ever because he didn't want to love it. They would love you, but your facts would be potentially off.

The parents would show up and you'd just be like parent teacher conferences, you'd be laughing your ass off about their kid. Like what their kid did, you'd start giggling in front of them. Like, why is this guy laughing about our kid? And you wouldn't tell me, like, he's a great kid, but you'd be laughing because he, like, pissed his pants. I'm telling you. So, yeah, you're right.

Teachers are bad play for you. People are going to think I'm a terrible person after. Did you ever consider doing like being a baseball coach, like on any level, like high school or? I'm going to coach Luke to Marr's Little League. I love that. I love that. I love that. Go to coach it for sure.

Who is the hardest pitcher you face in your 12-month little league career? What's a pitch you just can't hit? I was saying that we can't have Joe at the third base coach because like the shortstop would have the balls the cutoff man like after playing the gap and he was just setting kids all day long send them home you know what I mean I would always send them yeah send them

pop I'll give it a go I think I'd be a great game show host I think I'd be really good at that Joe what where the fuck did that it's a very niche category there I understand that but I think I had the personality and the pizzazz to be really good at that Why don't you just come on down and...

Oh, man. Nobody claims themselves to have the pizzazz and something. I feel like I would be a great game show host. I think I'd be a terrible accountant. Any death job, I would be awful because I don't have this. Like, I can't keep myself stimulated. I have terrible ADD and, like, I would be completely lost, you know. So I think that those would be my two.

I think I'd also be a good teacher. Stoop, he ain't that about that back of the napkin life. No. I don't know. I don't see there's a lot of kicking and tying going on right there with Joey D. But he likes that little United Numbers app. So he could accurately say he's been working on the numbers all day, even though he got none of the actual work done.

Can you imagine this guy hosting deal or no deal? Just like throwing it to Sadie to open up Case 12. He'd be like correcting, like the offer by the guy, he's like, that's not high enough. Exactly. The numbers, dude. That's, that offer's off based on what's left on the table. Yeah. I know what's in the case is it should be 62.

You only give him 60. This for the crew. Possing chips to the briefcase girls on their way out. The banker would offer him a number and he'd be like, I'll kick in another 10K for you. Uncle Cotsie. I'd be great at Wheel of Fortune. Take you down to the mall.

He had a child. He's out. Uncle Cutsi's going to take you down to the mall. I think he was playing up for a bit, to be honest. No. No, no, I'm... No, not... By the way, is it your birthday this week?

It is. Oh, it's a day. Oh, Ben, Yuffin. I was. He likes to fly under the radar, Bob. 24. Good catch, Joe.

It is the 24. The dinner that we're going to on Thursday night. It's your dinner birthday. No, no, no. I don't do dinner birthday. I don't, we're going to dinner that. But,

well, not anymore. I'm flying to Philly. There's a lot of traffic. Let me answer my, let me do my answer. Listen, there's nothing worse

than the dinner cake coming out to you. And everybody. It'd be great as a head of a juvenile facility. He'd put all those kids in that fucking juby. and he wouldn't even think twice. What? No, I would not, I would do, this is a complete deflection. Once you start, I got rattled once you mentioned my birthday.

Nothing with math. So the accounting and all that stuff, if there's like a graph or a chart or an Excel spreadsheet, I'm out. I can't do it. I don't know how to use Excel. I don't know which way north, southeast or west is. Like if somebody says go west, I'm in full on panic, dude. I know, me too. It's horrific.

I probably shouldn't have admitted that, but I don't know directions. And then I just always think, like, I'm looking straight. That's north. I'm looking right. But what happens, but what happens if you, what happens if you, like, turn? That's right. That's the new north. That fuck the way up, dude.

It's like in Vancouver, they say the mound. It's always going north to the mountain. It's like when Jesse Kinkman did like the whole like science bitch. That's what I think. I'm like, science, bitch. Like, I don't understand. I don't get it. And I've never understood, but it's not because I'm stupid, which I am. It's more so my brain doesn't comprehend certain things that make no sense.

You'd also be terrible as a betting analyst. Fuck you. That's stupid. You wouldn't take as much shit on the gambling front if you rode bets. And didn't think that you had the system figured out and you know something that you have to admit for as bad. Like, you obviously say the winners. I've been on runs that people would dream about. Your St. Peter's run was the best run I've ever seen. That was like four years ago. When you're in the last, I was like three games too.

Even in like NFL season, obviously the poor runs do do better. Everybody loves to trash a guy. You know, I don't say, I'm not one of these guys who gets up and goes like my Vegas Dave Whale play the day. It's like I'm not here saying I'm a fucking genius. But I, what? Whatever. I've been on good runs and batterins. There's a narrative. I understand.

I'm a mush. A court and all. It is what it is. You know how I'm going to know that it's football season. I can't wait to see the D-Man when he writes out all his bets in that perfect handwriting. And there's just a whole list of his bets, dude. It's my favorite thing in the world. It really is. CF factors at 6 a.m., D. Man.

Those were the days, man. I know. We once got there before the first. there before the place even opened. We were waiting outside the door. I'm like, Bob, I thought you said they were open. He's like, I swore they were open by seven. Meanwhile, the games didn't kick off until 10.

I was like, how many hours do we need to eat an omelin and a couple bagels? They do the best ones. Did you ever make it a factors? Do you ever make it a factors? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that took me to the wrong factors from the airport. That's right. We went 20 minutes the wrong way to a mall.

factors in a food court and then he started getting close and was like, I don't know, like this doesn't look, it goes back to the compassing any normal individual would have realized like 12 minutes before he actually did that we just weren't even

remotely in the right part. He goes to who's been at factors for 30 minutes. It's like, yo, wrong factors will be there in 45. Like, that being said, the place was delicious. I had a buffalo chicken and rap. It was very good. Cutsi was like, come on down. Come to back. That's like a true, bro, a good, true

Jewish deli that has like the potato canish and yams. You love that place. Oh, yeah. They make great coffee too. And their servers were just the perfect amount of rude. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. By the way, whoever has this question, it really is a great question. Ticket and Stu, I want to hear what your guys are and then we'll close down. Go for it. Oh, I mean, I wasn't accountant and I think I was pretty decent at it. I don't mind numbers. I don't I don't love sitting at a desk all day, but I was pretty sure I was going to be doing that forever. Yeah, I mean, I probably would just go back and do what I was doing and try to keep getting a raise and a promotion. I don't think that I would do well in any sort of like manual labor setting.

Like I don't think I'm made for like getting up early to a job. Like I don't think I could like get to a job site. I don't even know if it's what I would do there as much as the timing. Like I'm not getting to a job site every day for the rest of my life at five in the morning. Like I'm not going to do. I'm going to get fired. He would be like you guys start without me. Like I'll be right there.

And by the time it gets there's like a tunnel already. there. Yeah. It's like I'll put in a couple of shit. I'll put an extra hours in when you guys leave. Yeah. They built the Empire State building before he's gotten there. Put me on the credits, dude.

Run me on the credits. Yeah. What's how? Like with Jersey Jerry with like the yellow like union. The union guys? You're right. I'd be right. They would move me out of the field and into like the union brass pretty quick, I think.

I think they'd be like, all right, you're, you're better suited for our like CBA negotiations and like member relations. You're the treasurer, but you're not like you're not cutting wood anymore, brother. Do you remember when Barstle introduced Jersey Jerry? He was on, I think part of, or it was a, it was Big Cat and Dave's show and he's like, they were trying to show Rico Bosco that like he could be replaced.

And he's like, my name's Jersey Jerry. I'm a union, pipe fitter, local 405, till I die. I'm the Steelers suicide guy. He was dressed like a graffiti wall too You know what I mean? He had like an absurd amount of like Contrasting Kittsburgs

He had a headband on it was like Guy looked like an art exhibit The text he sent to you Is a hall of shame That is another great It popped up and I like I like I stumbled my phone trying to get that screen

shot done quick enough. It just doesn't hit as hard on the lock stream. You know? Like it just doesn't hit as hard. Like I got to get it in from the top. I don't even know. Can I read it? I can read it.

Camio. I got to read it. Can you read it? Can you read it? I get a text today, 256 p.m. Out of nowhere. I have not talked to Jersey Jerry. I love it.

Sunday, March 9th on my text messages. March 9th. I get a text that goes, I'm starting. Starting an app dash. What is that even mean? I don't know. He's interested in my feedback. He's got a few.

He followed it up with a couple more. And you know what? The thing about Jerry is he's going to do it. Like he's at least going to, like, they'll at least be a beta version of this. Whether or not it gets to like production, but he will not quit on that. No.

Dude, and then he'll have his next idea. I love him so much. I do think him and my dad are going to UFC 319. That's so funny, bro. Yeah, it's good. That is so funny. All right, Pop, let's hear yours.

I'm curious. I think anything military-related, I don't think I'd fare well through the boot camp. If I got through it somehow and became anything more than a private, I don't think I'm a good leader of men, I don't think. I just think a military life wouldn't be for me. And then some... If it was with some nuggets, you'd do, well.

Yeah, if there was a military of nuggets, sure. I'd eat all my soldiers. Oh, man. A rat should be disappearing in the... Yeah. But I think what I might do well, I think, like a car dealership, I think I could... Oh. I would own a good Chevy dealership.

I think I could get you into a pre-use sedan quite easily. But I don't know. I mean, I think teacher, like I do think history, like I would be a decent history teacher. There's some things I can do. Imagine Pop walking into like a car dealer and like the dealer would be like, I think that Chevy's you, he's like, oh, yeah, Chevy. So you don't see him worthy of a Ferrari? You don't see me as a Buick guy.

Yeah, all right. What is it specifically about me that? You don't think I don't think I don't look like leather seats to you? You don't think I can handle a VAA engine or like a B-6 guy? I wouldn't say anything. Then all of a sudden he'd be like, so Chevy, hey? Yeah, yeah. Is it my shirt?

Is it my shirt? Yeah, I'd be like, wait a second. Buy a car and be like, I don't even know I bought that car. I didn't want the car. The guy told me. The guy told me I wanted to, I don't even want this car. This was never my car. Man, I love pike.

The pods when we're together, it's just the best. Everything after that just sucks. That's another edition of Bob does for its podcast. We'll see you next week.