Bob Does Sports Podcast - We Answered All Your Burning Questions!

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You know what? We're going to do a nice, healthy Q&A session. Is a mixed drink getting me fat calories? I just don't see it. Let's go around and say the worst is where I start to get sad when appetizer are over because I know the dinner's coming to the end. The best part of the dinner is waiting for appetizers. And after that, I get a little depressed. When he said that he probably would have gone through college if it wasn't for this job,
Starting point is 00:00:21 holy, dude. You better not. I quit college. I mean, Scott is a big one. I like what he's doing with his fuck. If you tried Scotty's swing, you would bust that and those converse as you have. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another edition of the Bob does sports podcast. We're going to be up front here.
Starting point is 00:00:45 We're going to be honest. We don't have a whole lot to talk about here today. So we figured, you know what? We're going to do a nice, healthy Q&A session. Before we get into the Q&A session, we just came off the donut challenge, which we'll touch a little bit on that, and then we'll go right into the Q&A. won't give out whether we won or lost it. We've lost it before.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Underrated maybe one of the harder challenges that there is. The reason I was so nervous is just in the 95 degree heat more than anything. Well, heat doesn't ever make anything easier, that's for sure. And we failed it the first time, so it definitely wasn't easy. I think the hardest part is sometimes with these challenges, you're focused so much on like taking down the food that like, you know, the golf component gets lost. And then, you know, if you try to like get late birdies when you're really going through it, that's, that's tough. So you got to, you got to start these things off on a high note, like right out of the gates from a golf perspective.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Um, to me, the donuts was what it was bad, but it wasn't as bad as some of the others. Like, I thought the milk and cookies that we did was tremendously more difficult, like trying to drink that. Also in 90 degree heat. And I thought the pizza one that we did was horrific because, listen, I can eat a pizza, but to eat all the crust and then the amount of water that we were drinking to put down the crust, that was brutal. It was a good pie too. It was a good pie, but it was a big one.
Starting point is 00:02:16 It was a big pie. That one I thought we would do better. Do you excel us over an L? Yeah, it was like a 20. It was like an 18 inch. It was an 18 is regular. It was like a 20. 16 was like a large.
Starting point is 00:02:28 It was a big boy. She was a big girl. Again, the heat, too, playing a factor. Yeah. Like, the heat was definitely a factor there. Um, those challenges are, are pretty, pretty brutal. I don't feel good about myself right now. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:02:43 No, I feel like a good person. I've been trying to be better and I feel like I have lost some weight. I don't know how much because I'm not looking, but like today is just one of those days you're just like, you feel like you, you're climbing a mountain and you just fell. Like you fell. far the fuck down. Do you think this is going to spiral you? No, I don't think it'll spiral me, but it's
Starting point is 00:03:06 it's just like, it's discouraging, right? Discouring. I got to go back up the same, the same trail that I just went back up again. I have a thing like, if we come back, like we'll come back from a trip, like I'll need or like something like that. I'll need three good days of going to the gym
Starting point is 00:03:23 and being clean to start to feel back after coming off something like that for sure. Kill ourselves out here, dude. in the streets. We just, we just body ourselves. You're still, but you're still
Starting point is 00:03:34 intermittent fasting, though. It's still the only thing you ate in a very small window. Sure, but it's a lot. Yeah, but that intermittent fasting
Starting point is 00:03:41 is not necessarily about how much you eat. It's just keeping that window tight. Nicole, you didn't even really lose a lot of ground today. You're in good shape still.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I promise. I like that. I told Nicole that we did the Walmart donuts and she looked it up. 330 adone, the 330 calories. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:03:56 so you're right on the money. Yeah. It's just not worth it. Well, no, it is worth. Because this channel was built on the food challenges. My bad.
Starting point is 00:04:05 No. The challenge and the video is worth it, 330 calories for just a donut seems like a horrendous use of 330. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean it's not worth it, right? Yeah. Well, I know, but listen. No, I did not. No.
Starting point is 00:04:21 No. No. No. You put it down in a lot. Galleries, excuse me, for passing gas. You stuck the money. Mike in your ass. That I did. But Nas has been ripping farts all fucking week. Whoa. Buzzy. A little ricochet shot for Nassie. Jay Naz has been. Guys got to stop farting in my apartment.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Luckily for you, this thing's so big, it'll air out in a second if I open that door up. It would be fine. You got a door in here, though. You got a door too. He does that. Dude, he did that. I know you all have a balcony. Everyone's got a balcony. Everyone's got a balcony. Do you have a balcony? The other day to me, Pop, I was like, he's like, I just made a cup of coffee. He's a Oh, you got a cup of coffee in your room? I was like, yeah, dick, open your door. He's like, what door? I don't have that door.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I was like, Pop, you 100% have door. He opened a day. He's like, all right, I got coffee too. I'm like, yeah, dude. Don't even fucking try that. He doesn't know how big room was. If he said, you have a balcony? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:20 You have a balcony. Oh, you have a balcony. You've got a balcony. Yeah. You got a balcony. Do I have a balcony? You got a balcony? All right.
Starting point is 00:05:30 to be honest i haven't checked but i'm sure i do i don't you have balcony yeah you do i do have something to look out wow you really you really you really you know the d man put up another highlight reel moment on today when i'm going to say what it is but this guy is a content machine i mean he's just clip after clip after clip yeah i mean i'm lucky i have a couple good good things happen There's been a lot of bad golf on that trip with the Brian Bros and Grant. And there were quite frankly moments where I felt like I couldn't swing the club. And then there's moments like today where I felt really dialed in for most of the day. And I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:06:13 It's just some days you got it, some days you don't. I guess that's the inconsistency of golf and like when you don't have like a technical good swing. Like it's a lot about, I've told Stuby this before. A lot of like about it is timing. Like if I on impact of the ball, like my timing is good, I can play really good golf. And then there's times where the timing's off. And it's just like, this guy stinks. But it's a hard game.
Starting point is 00:06:36 It's fun when it works out. It's a lot of fun. And we had a really fun moment today. So yeah, that's all you want too, really. Like I feel like I would play three or four terrible rounds to have one really fun click baby moment where like, you know, you have an awesome shot that, you know, that that's what that's what you want. Right? We don't get in a lot of those. Golf keeps coming back. Yeah, it sure does.
Starting point is 00:07:03 All right. We're going to lean heavy on here, Pop. The long, nice Q&A. Can I say one thing? Yeah, sure. I've lived on the East Coast for a long time, over 10 years. Now that we're back on the East Coast, which feels like West Coast time sucks. Oh, you mean Pacific time?
Starting point is 00:07:20 Yeah. This time. Pacific Time. I feel so removed from Rial. Yeah, I do too. I don't know where games. James 10.30 back home right now. And we're like eating dinner, yeah, and sons.
Starting point is 00:07:32 I keep finding out, like, Judge Homer did and I forget the Yankee game started. Usually I know when the game started and have an idea, but it catches you. The mountain time's different. Mountain time, things just kind of sneak up on you. Well, now the crazy thing, we were Mountain Time, Utah. You drive over the state border like one hour, and all of a sudden you gain another hour, so now we're Pacific. So we're three hours back. It was crazy when we were in Utah, when we were at Black,
Starting point is 00:07:56 Desert Resort, you could play until about 8.38.45. We drove about half an hour out here. The sunset's now 745. That drive, I mean, that makes sense because you're not that far. Right. You're not like an hour of light. It just depends on where you are in the in the time zone. That makes a lot of sense. It's crazy. Correct. If you're in L.A., you've got like much longer. Yeah, we're right on the, yeah, when you're on like the eastern side of the time zone, you've got the least amount of daylight. Yeah, yeah. Same amount. But right. Right. You're Your morning, you're going to get the sun earlier that morning and then, yeah. When we went to, like, Scotland or any of these big trips, did we stay this, like, is this the longest trip gone?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Scotland was long. Scotland was about this long. Week and a bit? Scotland was 10-ish. Almost 10 days. Okay. This in Scotland, I think, are the longest. Longest ones we've done.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Well, Jack, the quickest trip we've ever had was the quickest. Waste management two years ago, I was there for, like, 12 days. that was this guy was like a permanent resident of Phoenix I was hearing from all types of people like yo I just ran in Stuby I just ran to be like from people
Starting point is 00:09:07 everybody I ran into him that way yeah there's still till this day he'll be like oh yeah I met him in Scottsdale we're like when he's like yeah it was the 12th day like we were there oh bad the yes guy
Starting point is 00:09:21 all right Q and A let's let's head on over to to the part three poppy this is the Q and A here Jaybone? You got Q&A? Today since the Q&A episode we're going to get over to JMA JBO JBO. Oh, Cheap.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Hide us up. All right so keeping it on theme here Griffin Miller 3 would like to know what F.P. eats in a day. Fuck. lately not much. Yeah, it's yeah, that answer is a lot different in the last
Starting point is 00:09:52 monthish. Let's get a month ago. Let's go back to when. I don't want to... Is that on the fucking question? Are you going rogue over there? That's me. I should read the questions, okay?
Starting point is 00:10:06 I don't want to go back to that headspace. Now I just, now it's one meal, usually middle of the day. If I kind of forget or like I'm like hung over, then I'll like a little later in the day, I'll get something at dinner. But yeah, I just, I had something light. So either like a rap, I'll do like a Chipotle bowl. I'll do like a half of like a sub. Like nothing like that's crazy. healthy but that's the only time I'll eat yeah and then I'm just like I won't eat again
Starting point is 00:10:32 if we go to dinner or something like that I make it like you know I've kind of ventured out on my food yeah yeah you're machi yeah yeah I love some machi right oh I love it um wow do you do like a tuna tartar do you like yeah yeah like tuna like the tuna on like the crispy rice yeah oh like yeah that's good so like little stuff like a sushi roll I might do but I'm not going like, you know, I'm not doing like a pasta. I'm not getting like a burger and a side. Like I don't touch fries. Do you almost like kick yourself like when you have one of these things? Be like, oh my God, look what I was missing. Yeah. There's a lot of that now. I've been trying a lot of different food and like a lot of stuff I like really like. Yeah. Like it's not even like,
Starting point is 00:11:14 oh yeah, that's okay. It's like like like Hamachi. Amachi is like one of the my favorite things. Yeah. Like not only do I like it like when and where did this happen? It's great. I've had it at La Marina in Palm beach. So you just decided to try it one day? Yeah, I've been, yeah, this is a little bit of force trying going on, but that's okay. I can handle that. It's all been good. Have you given up like chicken tenders? That was like your favorite thing? Yeah, I don't really, yeah, I just don't really, I'm not going to like order that. Like I might, if I do, I might go like Publix and get like a chicken tender wrap, but that'll be like the only
Starting point is 00:11:45 thing I eat all day. Like a salad. Like I'll get like a house salad with chicken tenders on it. Like I know it's not great. It's better. You know, grilled chicken would be better, but like, baby steps. Come on. Yeah. That's definitely better than where you were when Jensen wanted you to answer. Correct. Yes, correct. I'm not going to talk about. I'm not ordering late food.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I'm not, you know, I mean, I'd say I'm still drinking a lot when I'm drinking. So like that hurts. But I'm like diet, diet, jack and diet now instead jack and coke. Does drinking interfere with your intermittent fasting, uh, tie? Like my ability to like not eat? No, no, no. Like if you're doing intermittent fasting, you're like, okay, I only eat from like 12 to six, but you drink at 9 p.m.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Is that killing your interval? Like, does that restart? I don't know. I don't have the degrees to answer that question. I mean, I don't eat from even 12 to 6. I eat one time. So I'm only eating for like 20 minutes a day. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:12:41 I'm not snacking. I'm not doing anything. I'm just one thing, one time, and I'm done. I just don't know if I could do it. I don't think you could. I don't think you said the nighttime would just crush you. Yeah. Bob, you love to eat.
Starting point is 00:12:55 But the thing is, you work out a lot. So I don't see why you can't keep doing what you're doing. Well, my metabolism is going to go on me to where now I can get away with it where I work out pretty hard. You learn away with it as long as you can. Yeah, that's one way. But back to just the crispy rice, starting to meal off with crispy rice is one of my favorite things. The tuna. With the tuna on top?
Starting point is 00:13:15 For sure. Oh, it's really good. There's a restaurant on Palm Beach Island that does it well. Lola 41. And they put the little green bubbles on top of it too? Oh, yeah. I don't even know what that is. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Bubbles. It's like fish egg, but not quite caviar. I told you my thing is row. I start to get sad when the appetizer are over because I know the dinner's coming to the end. Like the best part of the dinner is waiting for appetizers is when I'm at my peak and then like the first round. But then after that I get a little like depressed. I feel you on that. I get it.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Right? Like it's like, oh, fuck, it's coming to an end. Yeah. Totally good. You get it. You get it, right? The whole night's ahead of you. There's ever you haven't eaten yet, but you put the order and you know what's coming.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Yeah. You have the first drink. Yeah. There's a level of excitement that is just divine. I'm with you. I also think I have to do, like, this is the only way I'm going to do it. Like, I'm not going to be able to do it like normal. And I also, I'm not going to like, I'm going to keep drinking.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Mm-hmm. On, like, the days I'm drinking. So, like, I get it. I got to like, you know, I got to find it. I got to do it when I do it. And then like the rest is just sort of is what it is. I don't, I don't, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I don't know. I don't think, like, is a mixed drink getting me fat? It's a lot of calories. Like, I just don't see it. I just, I don't believe that. If you're drinking Jack and Cokes and you're having 10 of them, it's a lot of, it's a lot of. It's a lot of. I'm having way more than 10.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Take a little. I'm having way more than 10. He clipped that for me. I just don't see how that. I just don't see it. I don't see it. I don't believe it. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:14:57 But it's a lot of soda. It's diet soda. The diet definitely helps it. Yeah. You're probably looking about between seven. I'll go to Mary Luz and I'll have six to eight Jack and Cokes. Jack and dies. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:15:11 And then, you know, I've probably had a few drinks during the day on the boat, but that's, you know, half a day. So I probably had six half a days and I'm having six to eight mixed drinks at Mary Luz. And then I'm going to four. And then I'm probably going to have another. Is this all one night? I'm probably having another eight half a day's at four. Is this all one night? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Yeah. Yeah. This is from, this is from, this is from like 12. This is from like 2 p.m. to like 5 a.m. You started drinking at 2? Maybe earlier.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Okay. And listen, who am I? I would suggest to just start going back to a full meal and cutting back on the drinks. No, I'm not going to do that. That's my point. My point is I'm not going to change that part.
Starting point is 00:15:52 If you're doing, If you're doing Jack and Diet is probably a little over 100 calories a drink. If you're doing more. You don't do more? Yeah. If you're doing one of those, you're a thousand calories. Yeah, it's what it is. It's, it's one of the worst.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah, dude. And then if you're doing half a day's too, you're probably putting two grand, 2,000 calories, 2,000 calories and drinks. Yeah, but I piss it out. So the one meal is you guys don't get it. You guys don't get it. You guys don't get it. Listen, I, I applaud the, I applaud the effort.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Liquid doesn't turn into fat. It turns into piss. No, it turns into fat. No, it turns into piss. Well, there's different forms of fat. It's just a liquid one. I don't want to be that guy to bring up like, oh, science. But like, drinking alcohol does completely halt fat burning for like 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:16:36 And while I applaud your efforts, which you're notable, you're just kind of like giving up one thing to do something else. So it's, you're not going to get fatter, but you're not going to lose as much as you could. Have I lost weight? Yes. You have, but it's working. I mean, it's working. So, I mean, I don't want to bring up. science either, but I'm down a couple X's.
Starting point is 00:16:54 So it is working. You're a double XL now? I am. There was a hesitancy. I am. That's true. That's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:10 This is three and it's big. Right? It's big. You're doing good. We're not trying. Lost way are. You're doing it. A fellow full of fucking donut in me.
Starting point is 00:17:20 However you're doing it, you've been, you really have been looking a lot. Hey. You look thinner. I'm not going to say this is going to get me down to a medium shirt, all right, this way of doing things. But it's certainly going to take me down from the 4x to maybe 2X or even an X. Yeah, I agree. And then like that last little bit, I'm going to have to start working on my short game, you know, like you do the big stuff. Are you going to get from a 20 handicap to a 10 handicap?
Starting point is 00:17:42 You were doing it. And it's hard to get from a 10 to a scratch. And I'll deal with it then. Are you going to go back to the gym? You were doing that for a while. That definitely helps. I mean, I'm not going to, well, yeah. I can't do it by myself.
Starting point is 00:17:52 If you throw the gym on there, you could probably add another five. drinks. I'm going to drink the same. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Exactly the same. I know, but if you throw the gym, I was just joking.
Starting point is 00:18:01 But if you actually do throw the gym in there, you're going to be, oh, come on. I'm going to go to the gym. Yeah. It's good. Then I'm leaving. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:13 All right. Let's go on to the next question here. Jaybone, take it away. Jack, first 05 would like to know all of your favorite cutsy blowups. That's great. mine's the canada one but sneaky one
Starting point is 00:18:28 the three wood snap that's a great one but I was going to say we were talking about it with water the sawgrass one is just so good yeah so yeah where he goes
Starting point is 00:18:40 water because is that alive water he's trying that is not the swing yeah and then he's like oh here can now power he like tries to talk himself out of being mad he's like trying to tell
Starting point is 00:18:53 He's negotiating. You got a little of that laugh, too, at one point. Oh, I love. Okay. All right, fine, gets my rounds over. Somebody's got to be able to nail that laugh where he goes, yeah. Get some rounds over.
Starting point is 00:19:06 But you know it's, it is building. Yeah, there's been a compilation. There's one guy on TikTok or, yeah. I don't know where, YouTube, he just, he's cashing views on just compilations of blowups. I used to get upset, like where I would see somebody taking our clips. I'd be like, oh, my God, they're pulling our stuff. And then if I realized, like, no, it's actually great.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Like, they're, like, you know, a lot of the big streamers and stuff, they want guys to go clip them. And people make money off of taking their streams and then just clipping it. It's a great thing. Where's my cut? Where my cut? The one of the OG ones, I love the one. It's Jensen's first thumbnail is when you were at Moore Park. That's what you were saying, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yeah. And you tossed it. That three would, dude. Put the head cover back on the broken shaft. So, so good, dude. Fantastic. Bob and I used to do these one-v-one matches, and, like, I would always just, like, I don't know what would happen. Bob would, like, play well in them, and I would give him, like, a bunch of strokes, and then, like, he would play well, and then I would just melt down.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I would get so pissed. There's a one, even, like, early on Bob does sports. Remember, this Scotty can go to hell, and I chuck the putter. and like there there was a few that just resonating because Bob would like you'd get under my skin he would know that I would be like agitating be like oh no you know like he'd do his whole thing and then I would just be like I can't believe I'm gonna I like when you're about to put that one and you go my name is ho and wades to the yoke and he hits and he leaves it shore and it's like Chevy oh yeah yeah the old Chevy where jet almost killed the man jerry almost did kill him in that was one of the
Starting point is 00:20:48 funniest moments. I've never seen him score him like that. I've never seen him score him like that. It was, that was uncomfortable for everyone. Yeah, he just hit the T-marker and it just whipped back. Right by the guy's head over into the neighborhood. All right, folks, on and off the golf course, you can't go wrong. When we're talking about sunglasses, we're talking about the fine folks over at Shady Race, independently owned, easy to use. They're fantastic. Also, they got a broken person. protection program. If you don't like your sunglasses or if they happen to break within 30 days of your purchase, you can return it for your money back or a brand new pair. Head on over to shady raise.com
Starting point is 00:21:29 use promo code BDS for 35% off your first purchase. Not a bad deal. 35% off your first purchase over at shady raise.com using promo code BDS. Shadyrays, stay stylish. All right. This next one comes from Travis Pokeda. If you could have any pro golfer swing who would it be other than tiger anybody wants to other than tiger well like i think like the aesthetic of their swing and not just like that how well they swing i love ludwig oberg i love that simple move yeah it's a nice simple move da you're gonna go lefty i could go lefty i do think rory has an unbelievable yeah i think i mean whether or not he hates youtube um the guy has an unbelievable swing. It needs to be stated.
Starting point is 00:22:20 It's just so for his size, he's not a big guy. He generates so much power through the ball, especially when he's hitting driver and his recoil. It's just, it's insane. I think I would love to have that swing. I don't think you could go wrong with a swing like Rory. It's awesome.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Not wrong about that. I mean, Scott is a big one. I like what he's doing with his foot. I like that he's sliding, but I would, I think. If you tried Scottie's swing, You would bust that and those converse as you have. This is a fantasy question, Bob. Dude.
Starting point is 00:22:54 The way that he has his shoe laces hanging down. He would bust his ass so fucking, like. It's a fantasy question. I think what answer I would really go with, though, is Minwu. I like that. Oh, yeah. It's got a great move. It's got a really nice swing.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Oh, yo, the guy. Shit. I had a guy. I forgot his name. I answered this before. Tom Kemp. Tom Kemp's got a great move. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Freddie Couples. Freddy Couples has got a unique. His tempo's silly. Good. Yeah. VJ. Singh. He's got a great move.
Starting point is 00:23:35 You know who had a... Colin. Collin Mor Cow has got a great move. Yeah. I like his move. It's just that one... Yeah, and he's just got that... He's always cutting the ball.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Like, he's that wrist and everything he's got is just always going to cut the ball. I like, I like, Cam Smith. Give me Cam Smith. Yeah. I think he's just got a good on-plane repeatable swing. It doesn't go wrong. Good putting stroke. You know who swing is sick? Is that um, that TikTok
Starting point is 00:23:57 Instagram guy, the South Korean dude who like he's always at the driving range? Is that real? Oh, he's like this and it's like he doesn't even swing. It's a slow-mo in that shit. I don't know. No, I don't think so. It is insane. Do you know Tumes? Do you know Tumes? Have you seen him? He's like a, he's part of that taco and Sam and those guys.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Those guys are good. Tumes. Tumes. Look at tombs. His swing. His swing is so good. Oh, I'd like to see it. His swing is so good. I do. I don't think it looks like he's just, it almost looks fake.
Starting point is 00:24:28 I think, I mean, you would know better if you saw it, but I think either when the ball goes in the air, he speeds it up or like maybe the swing is real. It doesn't look real. It is like. It's fascinating. It's like so slow and then he just like goes like this. He's at the same driving range every day too. Like, yeah. He's on that top platform.
Starting point is 00:24:49 The left side. Yeah. And it's just always butter. It's like, you got to see it. Oh, dude. It's on. He does like different things. He does it in different ways where he gets like draws and cuts.
Starting point is 00:25:01 So you've seen him too. Yeah. It's like it's like netted dark driving range. You see the ball the whole way. It's sick. I'll find them for you tonight. I'm big into like golf porn is a real thing. Like watching Tiger like hit ship shots or rip the ball back.
Starting point is 00:25:17 There's long irons you used to hit, like two irons. It's so cool. The sound that you does club used to make. Oh, I think golf horns are real, even just like, I'll just sit there and watch like fly over. So really nice courses. I asked Charlie, I asked him, I was like, do you ever just watch like videos of your dad's swing? He's like, all the time. He's like, I'll watch highlights of it all the time.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I'll tell you what's fucking good. His Golf Digest does this, uh, every hole from. Oh, Pine Valley. YouTube that like goes through like these sick golf courses and just just drone and has like architects and shit talking. That's that shit. We watched one of those. I thought he was going to blow a load.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I love that shit, bro. Dude, he was loving it. The narration was like, wow, it's incredible. It was so eloquent. That one in St. Lucia's and like fucking Cabo. The cab at St. Lucia is just,
Starting point is 00:26:02 wow. It's a fun sport, man. I think about that video for a long time. All right, J-Bone. This one is a J-Bone special. Whoa. I'm curious about it, too.
Starting point is 00:26:13 When am I going to get a raise? so you guys know each other so well i'm curious what is like you can go around and say one at a time like what is one thing that you think that you haven't told each other about yourselves like nothing crazy dude is that a question or you come up with that don't i like that you start i mean i i i could i was uh i just i just said it early So it technically doesn't count, but I also say it. I was like, there's this, the guy that I used to watch on Twitch, and I, and he did like a drinking stream where he would drink with the viewers.
Starting point is 00:26:56 And I was too young to drink. I was like 13, 14. So I would drink Mountain Dew Code Reds to just like feel a part of the community. Wow. Mine was probably what I told you guys today or yesterday that I used to sell fake Oakley sunglasses. I was running a complete scam. quite some time. On eBay.
Starting point is 00:27:18 On eBay, yeah, the eBay account got shut down. D-8, it's a site like DHGate or something, and I would buy them. And, yeah, sold a lot of fake, a lot of get-rich, quick stuff growing up. It just wasn't it? Yeah, not good. Is it like something when we were a younger or like? Anything. It can be anything.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Well, I used to always have an obsession. with watching like hockey and like when the Canucks were in the playoffs in 94 I was eight years old my dad made me a promise that if they won the Stanley Cup he would buy me a Sega Genesis and I wanted Sonic the Hedgehog that was the game I wanted more than anything and the Canucks were the 8C they barely made it into the playoffs they beat the flames they went through beat the stars they went all the way to the Stanley Cup finals played the Rangers in loss in game seven my dad saw it was bawling my eyes up, never got the Sega. He held to it?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Lesson learned, dude. Never got the Sega. That is pretty wild, but that's a good. I like the lesson learned there. What I would do is I had all, they had these hockey cards. So they had like these like plastic sheets. There was like four by three. And then you put the cards.
Starting point is 00:28:33 There was like a sheet just like a protector. And so I would have like all the cards from like one team. So say like they played Dallas. I'd have all the cards of the Dallas team. I'd put them on one side of the TV. And then the Canucks ones I'd put on the other side. I'd lay it on the floor. And I'd sit in the middle and I'd watch the game.
Starting point is 00:28:50 And then at the end, I'd collect all the cards and put them away. And I was like infatuated. And I thought the Sega was coming. And I thought when they lost because they went to game seven and they lost it in tragic fashion that my dad would still buy me the Sega. But I never got it. Wow. In 2000, Sir Damar just holding. Yeah, I can't leave that.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Wow. Dude. True to his word. Learned, dude. In 2004, I was going to go to the game. six of the world's of the ALCS with the Yankees Red Sox. It was the bloody sock game and I actually was rooting for, I was a kid, but I was rooting for the Red Sox I knew I was going to game six and I figured the Yankees would just win anyway. So like when Ortiz hit that home run, I woke up and I was happy because I wasn't going to have to go to school.
Starting point is 00:29:32 My dad was going to take me to the Yankee game. So I was rooting for the series to keep going. Yes, which is sick to here now. And then we got to the stadium and I wanted to get a 1918 shirt. my dad. Remember, they'd always yelled in 1918. Those last 100 Red Sox won. But that's like, you don't want to do that. It's bad juju and you don't know if they're going to win the series. That was the bloody
Starting point is 00:29:52 sock game. Yeah. Kurt Schilling. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead, Bob. All right, Bob. You guys know pretty much everything about me. No, I don't think we do.
Starting point is 00:30:05 You know some stuff. Tell us some West Virginia shit. You know some stuff. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because I used to tell people I was a size 32 waist for a long time and I was actually 34. That's a jury. That's a hand up. That's a hand up.
Starting point is 00:30:18 I like that. I don't know. I probably got a lot of stuff because I haven't known you guys that long. But my name's not Nick. It's actually Frank. It's cheese, dude. Yeah, it's cheese. Stu, when you said that, are you just like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:30:39 I don't know, but I knew. You know what I like, I didn't know what the fuck was happening, but I knew what the fuck was happening. He's got a lot of cheddar. So crazy. I don't know. He said he was from Philly and he loves cheese steaks. So it was all his buddy.
Starting point is 00:30:54 He's all his close to friends. I don't doubt that that's true. I just, I just had never heard it. I just didn't see that. Look, it may be true, but it certainly wasn't relevant.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Context for people listening. That's sort of where I was at with it. We met F.P.'s friend, and I think is he an accountant? Yeah. And this was in, in Virginia. And we went back to the Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:31:17 We went back to the Airbnb. We had an unbelievable dinner with him and your pops was there. And then I don't know who he told the cheese thing to because I came after the cheese. He introduced himself as cheese to ticket. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:31:29 I'd never heard that. Bro, so you hadn't, and I maybe missed a group chat or something. I just came down because I wasn't even at this event. I just came down the stairs. Yeah. Like in my sweatshirt. And this guy was just staying there.
Starting point is 00:31:40 I was like, hey, hey, man. Who are you? Who are you? Sure. He's supposed to be in here? He's like, yeah, it came with Stuby. He names cheese. I was like, it's not, his name's Zach.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Sorry, he's like, I'm the county. He does. Really nice guy. Nice guy. Really nice. I don't know. Something I don't really know. I mean, I got, I got, I got issues for sure.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I stopped drinking for a while in the past. I was sober for a bit. How long's a bit? Like a month? now like like a year. Oh, that's really good. Yeah. Were you a part of the program?
Starting point is 00:32:19 Yeah. What led you back to the drink? I love it. Yo, respect, dude. Respect, dude. I guess I love it, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:39 So, yeah, I've got my, I got my issues that I, I have to keep my eye on. I went to Gamblers Anonymous with my dad. That's a great. I did too. I started the episode talking about 30 drinks. He has it a night.
Starting point is 00:32:54 We'll get you back. I love it. Here's a fun one. You talked about a Mumford and Sons concert. What was your first concert you ever went to? Green Day. Green Day is a great one. Yeah, that actually sounds like that.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I've only seen one guy. Billy Joel. You've only been to Billy Joel. No, no, no. That's not true. with us. Oh, yeah, yeah, Eagles, and then I saw Billy Joel and Elton John together. So Billy Joel was the first concert.
Starting point is 00:33:20 How old were you? Yeah. I don't know. And I saw Dave Matthews, but then I had to leave to the overnight shift. How about you, dude? First one I remember is Smashmouth. Oh, you're a big smash mouth guy. You're an all-star.
Starting point is 00:33:34 That's pretty cool. Mine is the most random concert you could ever imagine. The bare naked ladies. Oh. they were great yeah they were really good that guy that snapped on Fezzi at that concert
Starting point is 00:33:48 Dave Matthews yeah what happened right as he was getting ready to start the song but oh it's this song like it's that he was like he was so loud
Starting point is 00:33:56 he's like it's gonna be this song and finally this guy just turns around and he goes stop yelling the song he flipped I got a guy
Starting point is 00:34:05 what did showtime didn't oh I don't think that did that that did that song you probably did it again I don't think that's earlier early because of that interaction?
Starting point is 00:34:15 No, he had to go to the overnight shift, but that was the final. Like, I was already getting ready to roll. Remember when, uh, remember when Pop got fired? He thought it was because the HR girl
Starting point is 00:34:30 hated him whenever he had a, yeah, he thought it was because B. I didn't like him. I knew why I was fired. Oh, but I thought you, I thought you weren't fired.
Starting point is 00:34:38 First of all, I resigned. Officially. It was like, I did not like me, but that is not the reason I got fired. I got fired because they were about to conduct an investigation that I was going to be found very, very guilty. Oh, man. It's always good to resign first.
Starting point is 00:34:54 So I resigned before they began that investigation. That is awesome. It's a smart fly. Take off before they can get you. There's no reason to get fired when you can get quit, dude. There's no reason to get fired when you can quit. That's right. Other than unemployment.
Starting point is 00:35:11 But I just, for real, though, I mean, it's cut, but you can still use them on the resume if you resign. Or you could just pull the, you can not show up anymore. They're going to call. It's not, it still might ruin the reference. No, I know, but they can't. If I got fired, I couldn't use them as a reference because if they called, they would be able to talk about the incident. If I resigned, they wouldn't say good or bad thing. You'd be like, yes, he did work here.
Starting point is 00:35:32 This isn't a cut? Is this a cut? Is that true? I think they can say whatever they want. He is right. Yeah. As someone who's fired multiple people, he's correct. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:41 So I was told by the union guy to like, he's like, it's probably your best interest to risk. That being said, I will say this. If you have a potential hiring client, like inquiring about questions and they're not giving much information, it's not a good sign. So if they would be like, oh, did ticket, did Neil work at the four seasons here over this span? They could say yes. They could then do a follow-up question, be like, oh, what was his best asset or how did he contribute to the team? And then if they don't really provide information, it's almost like, oh, well, that did not end on good terms. So it could be as someone like as a manager who we used to call to follow up references, I would always lead with follow up questions to find more information to dig dirt.
Starting point is 00:36:29 In the situation that I put myself in, I think it was the best option. Yeah, no, I agree. I'm just saying if, you know, young Jimmy somewhere is listening, he's like, oh, that's a, that's an, that's an. full proof way it is, but it's still not the best. When he was searching for jobs, he would always put me down. He told everybody that he was my assistant. So I would always get calls from random
Starting point is 00:36:52 for Bob for about two to a half years. I got a random call one time about tickets. Featherston used to do the same thing, so I'd had so many people jobs. You must have been getting called left right and center. Oh, about, you know, where they how long did they work for you? I got a call about me? I got a call and you didn't. You didn't tell me at all.
Starting point is 00:37:10 He never told me. That's not true. I definitely told you. There's a couple. I called you several times. It was like you might be receiving a call. So I got a call and I was like, who is this? They're like, oh, we're calling in regards to Neil Arnett.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Did you work with him? I was like, I actually gave you a rave review. I was like, oh, yeah, Neil. I don't remember what the company was for. And then I think I'd message you after. I was like, yeah, what the fuck was that? I really needed that job. I think I gave you a great reference.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I know you did. You always did. You always, you've always had my back. Anyway, this is come on, let's go to the next question. Okay, next question. So F. Mary Kill, pizza, golf, or sports betting. But we can do, we can sub in pizza for just say, let's just say your favorite food. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:56 So what is it, your favorite food, golf and sports betting? Sports betting, yeah. Okay. Oh, man. I think we're all going to marry golf. We're marrying golf. Yeah, I don't see a world where I'm not going to golf again. I don't need to gamble personally.
Starting point is 00:38:10 I would fuck with golf. I'd marry my favorite food. Okay. And then I'd kill sports gambling. I think if you're not, if prepared to kill sports gambling, you've got a bit of a problem. Sports betting is clearly the odd man out there. Like, that's the one that needs to be killed.
Starting point is 00:38:30 D man. You think that I'm going to give up my favorite food or golf? But you have all the rest of the food. Yeah, it's one item. I can't live without Italian food, bro. There's no fucking way. It's just one dish. It would be like Fetuccine and Alfredo, whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Can't do that. Yeah, this guy's marrying. He's fucking marrying and fucking fettuccine and white sauces. If it's cream and fucking hot. If it's white and if it's a sauce. He loves wet pasta. Wet, creamy white sauce.
Starting point is 00:39:03 The wetter he can make him. I wish I got to see him cut into that, those ribs. You didn't see you were there? I wish I was there. What restaurant was that? I was a Grand Geneva. Yeah. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Yeah. So it was a buffet. Were you just baffled? I've never in my life been so appalled. Like he was keeping us down. Jet was sunny. By doing that, by doing that,
Starting point is 00:39:27 by the way, you got to tell the kid. Because of Jet, I think I was at the buffet when it happened. No. By the way, by Jet doing that,
Starting point is 00:39:34 it made it worse. For sure. It's almost like a parent sonning everybody. Like, you got to get, your licks. That's just, it is what it is. It's kind of like not buying your kid at Sega Genesis
Starting point is 00:39:43 when he's one of the worst days of his life. What? No. Didn't you say it was a traumatic experience for you? But not at your joke. I talked to you about this the other day. You said it was a terrible experience. The worst day of your life.
Starting point is 00:39:56 The worst day of my life. Not your worst day of your life, but you said it was one of the worst moments. You told me this the other day when we were talking about the bones. Yeah, but I don't think it was actually. I don't think he was just exaggerating. Worst day your life is when you met you like a real day of life. Like a real one? Let's go around and say the worst days of our lives.
Starting point is 00:40:11 If you want a real? Oh yeah, real. Straight up. So like a year and a half ago, maybe a year ago, I got into like a really, really bad fight with like my really close friends. And like we just stopped talking for a while. And we're good now. But that sucked.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Wow. Who was in the right? Well, yeah, them. I was. You fucked up? I did. When he said that he probably would have gone through college if it wasn't for this job, I feel like I felt like a big responsibility
Starting point is 00:40:39 like holy shit dude we better not fuck this house quit college it's terrible idea I mean it's worth I got my A I got my A I did I did get my A dude Pop could have had a degree
Starting point is 00:40:52 I think about it all the time I'm sorry to bring up like UCLA I imagine having three credits away from having a degree from UCLA at the class at he and one guy I have a question
Starting point is 00:41:03 to me all the time it wasn't like it was intro to biology No, no, I understand, but it was just a one class. I had to write a 20-page dissertation. Yeah. It was a lot. It was a big class. The biggest class.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Correct. The pen ultimate. Go ahead, day. I have an idea. No, no. I was going to say go back to college. I think it's expired, right? The top graduating series where we could bring him back to finish his UCLA credits.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Could you imagine the content that would come out of that? I think his credits of, they got to be expired. Well, not all of them, but I would need to do. I owe more than three. Dissertations are not easy. No, it sucks. That is a bitch. Wouldn't you have to write that?
Starting point is 00:41:42 Man. But if you could do it again, would you've got those credits? No, I would just do, like, make, it would have meant a lot to my dad. So yes, I would. But for me personally, I don't think I'd be anywhere different in life. I believe that. Oh, I believe that. No, what we know now, I think that's definitely the case.
Starting point is 00:42:01 But I don't think even if this didn't work. There was nothing in the field that I was pursuing. that would have made me any better at the job that I wanted to have had I gotten the degree. Sure, but it's not always better at it. It's just like you check that box that you can apply for a job. Correct. Some things there's like, you don't have that bachelor's degree. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad or indifferent.
Starting point is 00:42:23 It's just like minimum requirements even apply. Like it was not like I was becoming an account or just some kind of desk job or whatever. Didn't you do like like headhunting? No, like videography. Like it wasn't like filmmaking and stuff like that. So there would have been some job like studio jobs that you could have. He worked for the guy. He worked on the big bank.
Starting point is 00:42:43 He was already doing well with, yeah, I was a writing assistant for CBS. He was a writer for the big bang theory. Yeah. I was helping out, which a lot of people think like, oh, you wrote on the shows which episodes? Like I was writing assistant.
Starting point is 00:42:55 But the means I got to sit in. It's basically a step above a PA where it was like I was able to sit in the rooms and like be around them writing. And I, of course, I was bringing coffee, but it was learning a lot being in those words. That's pretty sick.
Starting point is 00:43:07 So would you put your voice in it? Like you're in the room. Would you put your two cents in or not really? Not in the room, but like I got to know the guys. And if we left to go get lunch or something, I'd be like, you know, it might have been a decent idea. And sometimes it would, they would help. But in the room, you still as a writing system, kind of get your mouth. And then you hope to then make connections there.
Starting point is 00:43:26 And then they put in a good word out like this guy. This guy's fucking funny. Correct. And then COVID hit. And then. You know, I heard the other day that with Kirby and Thudgeonism, they don't even have a script. Like, they just have a bit. and then they just riff.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Just like situation. Yeah, like, this is where we're at. This is what's happening. Go. And then they just, they go. Isn't that wild? It's impressive. It makes sense.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Crazy. Because it doesn't have that, like, line feel to it. It feels like, like, it feels that way. It's wild. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:53 it's tough. You'd be good. Somebody told me with Larry David. Who told us stories? It's one of the greatest stories he was playing at a, um, like a member guest at Riviera.
Starting point is 00:44:01 And he was playing with this guy and they were winning. Like, they were in first. they were winning and he had to go like he had to leave to go somewhere so he had to leave in the middle of the member guests that they were winning so he's like i gotta go he's like i got to go so he just takes the cart and he leaves but while he leaves he takes his the members clubs with him on the cart so he just leaves they get they don't end up obviously then they can't win and he took this guy's club all the way back to the clubhouse didn't even take the guy with him just
Starting point is 00:44:33 left him out he's like i got to go and he just left a wild boy Is that great? Wild, wild, man. You two that told me, like, doesn't he, like, putt from his knees or something? Yeah, he puts, he's like crazy puttied. He, like, goes all the way down or something along that. Yeah, he hunches all the way. He tries to get, what I heard, he tries to get as close to the green as possible so he can see the line better.
Starting point is 00:44:55 So he'll, like, have his putter and he goes like this. That's amazing. Wow. This is what I've been told from sources. It's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's ridiculous. but makes sense. So that putt today,
Starting point is 00:45:09 that I fucking blasted hit the wind picked up. Oh, Mike. That wind picked up on you and you were like, he putted like he was sitting like like he had to give a seven iron a little more juice,
Starting point is 00:45:19 dude. He just thought it was like a club wind. This fucking 15 foot pot. I smoke is. It's a good line though. All right. Last one, Jaybon.
Starting point is 00:45:35 What is everybody's favorite hobby outside of golf? Favorite hobby? Drinking. Same, dude. I can do another one. No, no. Yeah, I play the guitar.
Starting point is 00:45:50 I love playing the guitar. Really? Yeah, I didn't know that. Collecting records, a lot of music related things. That's cool. That's dope as I love, I love, like, traveling and then going to restaurants, I really enjoy. Like, going out for dinners, trying, like, different food and cuisines and stuff, and, like, going with friends, whether it's my wife or, or the guys, or the guys, or, you
Starting point is 00:46:08 or whatever. And then I love to travel too. I love to go and explore like new places and not just like, you know, like go out and like go somewhere different and like explore. And that's where golf normally becomes intertwined because a lot of the places I normally go, it's like I'll travel, I'll try different food, go different sightseeing and then try to golf as well. So I see and experience as much as possible. I like to think that I've traveled quite a bit, you know, I've been to most of the
Starting point is 00:46:34 continents and lived in a different continent for three years. And so I feel like that gives you a lot of experience. And I think it's a really cool opportunity to meet people and learn new things. That's a great answer. Stu? Yeah, I like to travel too. A bit of a yes guy. So I end up going to a lot of different events and places and things.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I mean, I feel pretty social. I like to drink. I like to go out. I think the viewer got that one with the drinks per day, Quotechow. I drink dirty drinks a night. I used to stop. My hobby is drinking.
Starting point is 00:47:16 It's not always that good at it, unfortunately. Or maybe I'm too good at it. I don't know. I don't need to drink. I just like to drink. Yeah. I was trying to think of something else, and I don't really have anything else.
Starting point is 00:47:29 You're a fan of sports. Oh, I love sports. Yeah. Traveling, I think we all like to watch sports as well. Like, I don't have like a thing I go, like another thing that I go do. necessary like a guitar like that's a perfect example of something like some people like you
Starting point is 00:47:42 like pickleball like yeah you like playing pickleball you know what you should try I have another thing like that I just I like to play golf you know you tried the other day you went you went on a hike the hike yeah I used to hike a lot when I was a kid yeah up at wintergreen yeah I used to like going up there like I used to like the summer more than the winter even though I skied because I liked hiking I would like hike every day there you go skiing I like yeah but I mean I haven't you know skiing is awesome that would be nice I wish I got I wish I it's ski. It seems fun. Bob does sports ski trip would be hysterical.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Last time I skis probably two, three years ago. So if you put the skis back on, do you think you'd be fine? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be fine. I just, you know, it's harder. I mean, the more do you got to like, the more mass, you know, more, it's harder. The heavier you are, it makes, you know, it's harder on your knees and stuff. Skiing is so fun, man. When I lived in Whistler, I got a, uh, a ski pass every year given to me as, as a manager, it would be like $2,500 and I would just go ski, you know, before my shift.
Starting point is 00:48:36 And it was so fun. And then when you go there, like all these people normally are like unbelievable skiers. So like as like someone who never skied in my life, I had played hockey before. Like the first time I went, they took me to like a black diamond fucking trail. And they're like, oh, it's not that bad. And they just went down. And then you just kind of like, okay, I guess I got to fucking go down these moguls down. I could see the demon just bear.
Starting point is 00:48:56 But by the end, by the end, because I skied with really good. Like I was slower than them for sure. And they go through powder and I had to learn. But by the end of like that year. skiing. I was pretty good. I'd love to rip down the fucking mountain. Are you still good now? I've been skied since I left Whistler. So that would have been like seven, eight years ago. But I feel like if I, if you gave me skis, like it might take me an hour to get back to like feeling it.
Starting point is 00:49:22 But like by the end of the day, I'd be probably ripping down. I think it'd be. We'll do an FP verse. F.P. versus Cutsi like start them at the top of the mountain. Whoever gets down. A fucking race. Yeah. That sounds like a really bad idea. That would be so. That sounds very. dangerous. I have a picture. Pop will just be like in a scheme of feel like following that. I thought about this the other day and someone had sent this. When I first left my old job, someone mentioned this to me about like not getting injured.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And like I never really thought anything about it. But I thought about it the other day like be a real problem if one of us like got injured. Oh, I think about a wrist or broken ankle or a leg or something. That's like a big problem. Like I can do that in life and go to work and you'll be fine. We can't like get hurt, dude. No, it would be really, really bad. I don't know what we would do.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Like, if one of us broke our wrists, it would be bad. And we're out for like eight months the other day. Yeah. What do you do? I just watch you guys play golf for eight months. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:19 So like skiing, I don't think it's a good idea. I know. Pickle balls catchy if you make like a wrong move. Bucks my backup. Yeah. I mean, there's certain things. You're back. I get worried, you know.
Starting point is 00:50:29 It's fine. It's just some spasms. That is true. I'm trying to find the picture of me skiing, dude. It was, I'll send it over. Were you, Jensen? It's like, if you think I wore loud golf outfit. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Oh, man. Wow. I got a fine. I got to find me. I got to see that shit. Oh, it's. Like 80s, like full onesies. It was a full red outfit from top to bottom.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I called myself the red rifle. She calls yourself that, dude. Call me, James Joe, but you can call me the red rifle. Obviously, it was a joke. I got to find. You got to. to see this whole that's red rifle
Starting point is 00:51:07 a red rocket red rocket it was oh hold on I need Joe but you can call me the red oh here it is you ready for this T oh oh I can't wait
Starting point is 00:51:19 oh you ready for that oh at my word you look that's awesome I had like the Oakley you look pretty
Starting point is 00:51:30 fucking like oh red Tron like fucking look I mean dude looks like a fucking uh He looks like a cyborg. He looks like a boxing, like one of those little boxing robot game characters.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Rock him, so he looks like a rockam-sock him robots. You, I've got an eye full of birds, bees. Dude, I got your eyes are watering. Are we going to do more questions? Because I'm going to reapply some bees. Okay, so this one is about for Bob. I mean, what's the worst feed Bob you've ever done? And I'm making it remember one because that's not a big discussion on.
Starting point is 00:52:04 how about we all take a turn I'll tell you I'll tell you this there has been some places that we've stayed and I'm not going to name any specific or like tournaments we've been in where like
Starting point is 00:52:19 and I'm very appreciative of it where like the chefs come out and been like you know we had chicken Caesar wrap for you and it was horrible like really bad and then they're watching in front of you so there's been a few of those
Starting point is 00:52:32 nothing really on Instagram that I think been really bad. That sandwich those guys brought you in the Kroger. Oh yeah, Virginia and Charlesville. Oh my God. I couldn't stop. You just laughed at it. You opened it and laughed at it. I started laughing in their faces. I knew the gas station. They make good sandwiches. I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's a good bob. He opens it and it looked terrible. And he just starts to laugh at it. He laughs at them. It was unreal. I was trying to keep it together, but we were all excited. You guys were hyping it up too.
Starting point is 00:53:03 like as we were on wrap it had this beautiful like that deli parchment paper it was wrapped perfect and you guys were like oh it said it's in boar's head on it's and the way it just came out of the wrap it just like it looked like an injured sandwich
Starting point is 00:53:19 yeah dude it just came out of the rag like a dying man inside of a sleeping bag and I gotta stop doing it sometimes we're like I really don't want to laugh I just giggle and I can't help it you see it with pornoi and obviously port noise effect
Starting point is 00:53:35 that can literally change a business. Like, it's got to be hard for him if he has a really bad slice and he meets, it's like a mom and pop shop and like the pizza sucks. And like he knows.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah. If he gets, yeah, but I think he's even mentioned that it's been, it gets harder. I feel like if it's only when like someone's like,
Starting point is 00:53:55 like treats him like shit. Correct. Yeah. And then it's bad. Then he'll like, he doesn't feel bad about it. Correct. For some reason,
Starting point is 00:54:02 too, when it comes to food, that like, I don't know why it doesn't happen with anything else, but with food, everybody wants to be the guy to give you, like, to be the one to introduce you to the best thing you've ever tasted. It's like there's something that makes you feel like some kind of like, it gives you a satisfaction. If you know, you intro somebody to like one of the best things they've tried. So everybody like will come up to Bob and be like, I got this place for you. I know this spot.
Starting point is 00:54:29 But when it falls short, man, it's a tough scene. Remember when I, um, we last, the Virginia trip two years ago. Yes. When I brought what was, what is widely regarded as the best pizza in Richmond, which is like, you know, being the, you know, tall. I don't even know. But yeah, like, I was like, yeah, this is pretty good stuff, guys. And then you were like, oh, yes, pop's like, yeah, it's pretty good. It's like, uh, it's got a little chucky cheese taste to it.
Starting point is 00:54:55 And I was like, all right. All right. All right. It's a little chucky cheese. Yeah. All right. That'll do it. Chuckie.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Oh, yeah, it's got a little Chuckie cheese, too. Great. How does it see it? Yeah, look. My eyes, what it? Yeah. I just eased up and I am. You started tearing up when you were talking about the story.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Do you want to do one more? Sure. One's in the sky, boys. One's in the sky. We're going to one more. All right. What is the update on the HQ for all the boys? Ooh.
Starting point is 00:55:26 The what? The what? The HQ. I'm looking into it. I think it's going to take some time, but I really do one. to do it. Like,
Starting point is 00:55:33 I think it would be awesome. We've talked about doing it for a long time. Well, we could say, like, what's your dream HQ? Let's just lay it out. No money,
Starting point is 00:55:42 no object. Would be, Dream HQ would be, a simulator for sure, like a big chipping, putting, um, games where you can watch games and stream.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Half basketball court, pickleball court. The pickleball court could be on the half court. Um, Um, little offices. Offices. The, I like the ones where, like, there's ones that I've seen where it's like a staircase and you like look down.
Starting point is 00:56:10 So like, you get a glass to it and look down. I think it's awesome. Um, so that podcasting room, like, or like a podcast inside. Um, cold plunge sauna. Like, honestly, actually like a little gym in the corner of a gym, cold plunge sauna. Um, yeah, like a whole fun factory. It's a place we can do everything. Everything.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I think would be Football Sundays Yeah Be a good place to watch games Yeah Do you guys get together And edit and podcast Having a place for the podcast
Starting point is 00:56:42 To live or not like Yeah I would want like Like all the editors Like that that's the place to be We're like you have an editing And say it's like everything Where it's awesome
Starting point is 00:56:51 We still get a lot out of it Because I was like All right My goal was always Okay I'm gonna have to get a house That can fit All of the stuff
Starting point is 00:56:57 My goal was to get to that But then I realize It would be so much better To have all of that stuff just at like an age. Yeah, the house has like a, it's got another factor to it. Like you could still have like the living room set up for like viewing sports and streaming and stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Simulator could go in the garage. You're not going to get the basketball most likely. Yeah. But like the pool and stuff. A place you could like have like parties. Like a have a day party. Right. First Thursday of every month is the have a day party at the bottom.
Starting point is 00:57:24 You know what I mean? So like it's a different dynamic and they still use bedrooms as offices. But like yeah, having some sort of like flex warehouse. office space where you can have all the other stuff is pretty attractive as well. Be awesome. And then a lot of sponsors would be a part of it too. So it's not like somewhere where I would just dumb money, but like sponsors too would be a part of it. I think it would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:57:46 That has been another edition of the Bobdiv Sports podcast. Another good one. Thank you for all the questions. I really carried it. So we appreciate it. That does it for a Utah trip. Action back trip. Long trip, but a great trip.
Starting point is 00:58:01 It's been another edition about the sports podcast. We'll see you next week.

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