Bob Does Sports Podcast - We Are FINALLY Doing Our Stand Up Set

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode, Bob does support the podcast. A lot coming today. We're doing some filming from HQ. We've had Bangor after Bangor from Bob HQ channel, which has been a lot of fun. Getting ready to leave for the internet invitational, which is going to be a lot of fun. Big field. That's getting excited. That's right around the corner.

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Let's go time. Prespects. It's got a cash. I'm waiting for NAS. I don't know if NAS has been introduced to the faithful yet. He kind of was in one of the Pioneers videos. So NAS, the big tweak, just moved down to Florida. And he's about to be here.

And I know he's in a tweaky mood because we have like stuff to film today that he's tweaking about. And I'm just waiting for him to walk through that door, like, just like, tweaking along. How he got the name of the big tweak? Well, you guys are the ones who say, You say he always tweaks. I'll explain what he does for the show for the viewers. Oh, yeah.

No, well, NAS is, I guess he would call him our brand manager, but he does a lot more than that. He's like runs the operations, I would say. Sales. Yeah, he doesn't go. Yeah, a lot of ops. He helps. Yeah, he's a big deal. So he just moved down to Florida.

Logistics. Logistics. And he just moved down to Florida. Shipping and handling. Security. He does ship in. Distige worldwide. Transportation.

And you guys, well, I guess we all have, but a lot of times he hits people up, like, I don't want to say last second, but like there's a lot of tweaking that goes on when it comes to, like, he's a tweaker. And I'm a tweaker, but he's a supreme tweaker. He makes you look like. He makes you look like. He makes you look like. Okay. Well, what does he make you look like? A psycho. Inward tweaker.

I think you posted it. It's cool. There's a workstation now. Shout out Cornelius. He's been terrific. Yeah. He's really put in the work. There's a work station.

Everybody's working at the workstation. and Jensen put up a video Everybody's like working, grinding and then I was working. Yams is just at the ping pong. Yeah, that's crazy. There's an open sea right next to me for it. I was working. Don't say I wasn't working.

Not right now, but literally will have a name on it. I'll tell you why. It was really, so Naz was on a call here. But from his call, you can see into the stream room that's behind here. And I was in the stream room. So people could see me on the same call off of his computer.

Not to mention, I was holding my laptop up with an extra paint can in there so it was face level. So if you were looking at NAS's screen, you saw me behind him looking at a paint can with my laptop on top of it.

So I said, you know what? On this internet invitational call, I'm going to go over there and take it so they don't have to see me through NAS's screen. That's what happened.

And then I never came back because it was fun without everybody. You stayed there. And you're hammering that poliotropical, by the way. I've been banging poeotropical.

I mean, it's actually, it's pretty, very healthy. You know, I thought it was a mom and pop shop for the longest time. It's a big chink. Yeah, I thought it was like. Mom and. That's like saying Moses.

Yeah. I thought I thought it was a mom and pop. I thought it was like a nice family. Yeah, Chapatly. I thought it was just like a nice like family started like. And then and then we ordered it and the guy, we had a guy here who's helping us. That guy, Ethan, I don't know if you met him. And he was like, oh yeah, I have it all the time.

I was like, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, it's in Delray, it's here, it's there. I was like, sir, it's a mom and pop shop. He's like, it's a factory. Fried chicken run by the colonel. Small operation. Then I saw like a billboard in like the highway. I was like, oh, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Mom and pop. Can we say what we're doing in two weeks? No. Okay. Ignore that. We can't do that.

We're not doing anything. We're waking up and we're going to be. I will say like. Keep that in. but don't say, yeah. Don't, don't you dare say it. I will say this, is that like we're now, like, a week away from the Inter-Invitational. And, like, I'm seeing people, like, practicing, grinding.

I think Chetty's been on the course, like, 24-7. I have not practiced. I have never been worse, dude. We have got to get out at least a couple rounds and get something because the prize pools as big as ever. What, $4 million. There's a bigger field. And by the way, newsflash, not one of us, except for this guy, made it through the stage last year. So we owe it to ourselves.

We owe it to the faithful to, like, somehow get a dog in this race. I know. Like, I just want one, like, when Yams was there, it was so fun to, like, root for him. I want somebody in, from Bob to Sports, one of us in, even if it's Mason to, like, if we're out, Mason counts. Yeah, Mason's part of the extended family. I want one of us in the final that I can really root for. I just pray to God it's not me because I will be a fucking shell. Who do you want to play with?

If you could pick one person. I really like playing with Mac last time. All right. You played with like, give me someone new and oh. Okay, nothing wrong with Mac, but like you played with him.

I was 2 and O. I mean, that's the facts. I mean, that is what it is. You know, we need a new rule for people who go 2 and O and still lose.

It was really, it was bittersweet. When Cussie came over to me after the invitational, like I'm bummed out. Like, it sucks. It was. I,

no, I know, but like when you came over to me and they're like you know Bob we really moving forward to an institute something well that was that was stupid yeah okay all right there you go

I was just I was really I will say this I've never and I think I told FP this before I've never been in an you know this year will be the first year I do like a member guest I've never been in any kind of constructive like competitive

like tournament style golf where it's like every whole matter you low huh yeah yeah I'm talking about a field more than three other guys. No, the Aloha is sacred, but I'm saying like, you know what I'm saying. I've never been in an actual tournament. Like, that was the first time I was ever in a situation like that.

And to me, it was so cool. So when we won our matches, I was like so jacked up. And then to not be able to go on, it was really demoralizing. But that was a stupid thing I said. I'll put my hand up. Can I come to somebody's defense, by the way? No. Brad Dawkey, by the way.

Oh, yeah. He had a really bad, he had a bad weekend out on tour. Like, there was a lot of hype around it. Sorry to change subjects here. Yeah, you really pivoted. But I do want to defend Brad. He was in the DP World Tour. He had a great showing.

And then he comes out, and he had a really bad two rounds. And I'm sure from his side, like, he thinks, like, oh, my God, I just fucked it up. I got a chance. I think he's going to have more chances. I think he's the easiest guy in the world to root for. And I look forward to him. him having another chance and getting another crack at it like it happens like it just not that i'm the one to speak on it but like it it happens and some of the shit you see out there it is what

it is it's going to happen but like i i feel bad because i know he's probably beaten himself up and like he just had a great showing and it just it happens yeah i think he he he someone finishes last every week on tour i mean that's just that's a fact so it just happened that he he he he He played poorly. I don't know if it's the course. You know, maybe his golf swing is a little off to me. It looked more of his game wasn't quite there, more than like the stage was too big or this wasn't a place where he's supposed to be.

And that happens. People have bad weeks. I mean, when you're grinding and moving your way up, you know, some of these guys that have been on tour for years, right, their bad week might be, you know, Scottie Shepard's bad weeks of top 30. Some guys might be a miscut. I mean, there's going to be guys that bad weeks that finish last. And I agree with you.

You got the fall tournaments coming up. I'm sure he'll get some, you know, sponsors' invitations to some more events. And he's shown that he can play well. And honestly, it's probably motivating to, like, make sure that shit doesn't happen again. But, yeah, the stuff where it's like, he shouldn't have been in it. Like, I think that's easy to do on the backside of things. But, you know, he clearly has a hype train and brought attention to the rocket mortgage that maybe wouldn't have been there otherwise.

So the thing that sucks for him and I was watching it this morning is they they miced them up for the full two. Oh no. Imagine if we were miced up at like the queue. Imagine micing me up. They would take the mic off halfway through the round. With Lee, like we were at the queue like when he had like his ball in the water and he had to go get his fucking feet wet. Like imagine being miced up for just like one of the worst round like for Brad like obviously it was probably one of the worst rounds he had like imagine just being miced up for that full thing. Just knowing it too.

just like yeah at the end it saw the real they're like it's like come with me for every shot of my second round yeah that was they made them go through yeah sometimes you'd film things like that and maybe you just it doesn't work and you just don't use it they they they were using that yeah they predetermined they were like yeah from what I saw I didn't watch the whole thing I do have it on my list to watch it but um what's so funny what's that what I'd love to see this list You just have a list of it. He's a lot of... He's a lot of... I love to see that list. Anytime D-Man goes on another channel, that's on the list.

But, um, watching it, and he was so good about it. Like, I'm sure it's got to be so much harder when, when you're really struggling in a competitive environment and you don't have it. And then you have fans swarmed you. Like, that's got to make it harder. He took it like such a chance.

Tweaks here. Is tweaking it. The tweet. This is tweet. There he is. Oh, we got them slurpy cup. Successful or? Yeah.

Medium. I do appreciate you getting that tequito. You asked for tequito? You got a tequito? For the video. And me. And me. No, tweaked.

The tequito's part of the video. You know it. Come here real quick. Can you come here for a second? You on the pod. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a big tweak. Jason Nass. First off, welcome to Florida.

Thank you. Welcome home, big move. Yeah. The miss has got the fly to Florida, and then you took... You got the short end of the stick there before. Yeah. Welcome.

How did you get the name of the big tweak? I think the name came from me doing an excellent job, getting all the brand deliverables together for y'all, and then having to deal with y'all's kind of chaotic, you know, being. And then so I tweak out when, you know, you guys forget simple instructions like bring slurpy cups and bring clubs and stuff like that. The big tweak, aka the big deliverable.

Right. That's right. I think he probably preferred NASDA. Yeah, I know. He was NASDAQ. Oh, fantastic. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a great guy. Some people call him like internet genius. Yeah. Some people. Right. I don't know if we do. Did you like the NASDAQ better? Because I thought that was a great nickname.

I think the NASDAQ would be an awesome like LLC. Yeah. Yeah. But obviously, you know, not like the stock, but like sure. Are you prepared for the for the Bob does Sports faithful to start calling you the big tweak? And you're going to start getting some DMs. People are going to start following you. Just tweak.

If you're okay with that. I don't know if I'm okay with. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad for me. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Well, look. So you have to put the big in front of anything that you said. It's fair enough. What, Jensen, what's your L.C name? Nine Iron. Nine Iron Studios. That's awesome. It's insane.

I like that, though. I really do. Nine or studios, dude. Thanks, tweak. Big tweak. Thanks, big tweak. Thanks, big tweak. Thanks, big tweak.

Hey, it's just BT. Yeah, big is a lot better than tweak. going back to the docky thing though I do think the one thing I will say is that what to me is evident is that golf is very very humbling like I mean when we were at the internet invitation last year at even any times that we played with him he to me is one of the best golfers I've ever seen like his confidence

his shots like his just how he holds himself on the golf course I can't fathom a world where he would be the last place in the field It just goes to show how hard golf can be For even some of the guys who are Unbelievable at it It's, you know, it is what it is, man It's tough Yeah

You know what he said? I thought it was interesting Where he said that his The difference is good golf he can play with anybody His bad golf has to be better golf And he said that's the difference right now But we are pro Brad Dawkey Oh yeah Great God

As pro as it gets Um Are you feeling good pre-internet invitational? I've been doing a lot of work. Really? I think I got the chipping figured out. Really? Yeah, I think I do.

First match, he's going to have like a tweed-barred off. He's just going to text his wedge. We need that chipping figure. But you know what I was doing? I was scooping the ball. So I was calling it. I wasn't like chopping down on it in a way. You know what I'm saying?

You wouldn't. Yeah. I think I got to figure out. We're filming a break a day to tomorrow. I actually, I don't say this often. I strangely feel good. Wow. I really do.

Yeah, I really do. I've been really, really grinding. Now. You went through a phase where you were chipping really well, and then I saw recently your chipping was. I had a recent one of the most horrific, like standard chip shots that just couldn't. Tough. You know, tough. You want to speak horrific.

I had one of the worst holes. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm just going to say, the worst hole of my life.

Whoa. Well, I'm not saying what the video was. Whoa. The worst hole of my life documented on it on camera. Whoa. Dude, you can keep it in. But whoa. Like all of Jupiter now has heard.

Like people have, I mean people in Jupiter. No, people I've talked to have been like I heard about Joe's a hole. Who? Give me an example. Not Doyle. Oh, yeah. Doyle was with me when I was telling him about. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Pete, you're the most entertaining man in sports. Yeah, that's not. true. I'm the biggest psychopath. That's also, both things can be true. It's probably related.

Yeah, both things can absolutely be They kind of feed off each other. How do you feel, Lee? You feel good going into internet invitation? I thought about what you were just saying the other day, or you're saying that there's a bunch of people, yeah, and I'm just sort of like, I haven't really done that. Got that backyard, though.

Chipping style. Yeah, but that's not really totally helpful on that front. So, yeah, I probably need to, like, hit some balls or something. Oh, we're going early. We're leaving not even a half a week. I got this afternoon, tomorrow afternoon. We're just winging the invitation. Sometimes that's the best.

I got it. Friday's a big day. Friday's, it's like craming for a test. You got to F.P. burst to this weekend. Oh, yeah. I got one of those. You know.

That's a good tune-up. That's good practice. Yeah, that's a good point. Good tune-up. By fire. We got some time when we're there, too. So, I mean, if I felt like it, I could go sneak away, probably, when we're not filming and hit some balls.

Wait, D-Man, who do you want to play with? I still haven't got an answer. Would I like to play with them? Yeah, give me three people you want to be paired with for a scramble that are playing. But don't, I don't know if we could say who. Creators you want to be paired with. Can we? Well, one of the names I probably can't give.

Okay, do it from last year then. I'd love to know who that name is. Well, I know. I think you can. Oh, it would be George Bryan. What's wrong with that? Why can't you say that name? I haven't announced that they're coming to the internet invitation.

News is out, folks. They're coming. You know what? You know what? Here's the thing is that, like, I feel so many times... I played with him last year. I know. He's unbelievable.

I feel like so many times I really like George. I've been paired with him. I feel like he gets the short end of the stick because he's stuck. with me and I don't ever come through for him. I would love nothing more that and I actually... So we're going to do it again and Branson. No, I'd like, I'd like to

be honest, I would love to be paired with him and make like a huge shot to help us win a match. It would make me feel so good because he's such a nice guy and I really do enjoy his company. And like I just, I feel like he carries me all the time that we do these 2V2s or whatever.

And it's got to be exhausting for him being with me. But like, I like him a lot. And then you're going to call him? I was going to call him. Two other guys, two other guys that I would say. I don't know what you were doing. I got one. Can I give one? Yeah.

I would love to play with John Gruden. Yeah, he'd be good. That's cool. I just think it would be very fun, and I think he'd be very supportive, and I think he'd just be in the man. Yeah. I would love to be with somebody who talks a lot of trash.

Like, Chetty? I think Chetty could be fun. You know, Witt would be actually. a fun guy. Because I've always been on your team would be awesome. That's what I'm saying. I've always been on the opposite end of Witt

and he's just an absolute fucking assassin. Like to be on his team and like he would like rally around you if you made a good shot and then watching him just spew all that BS and trash talk to someone else. That would be a lot of fun, especially if you're winning and he's good.

So I would actually put Witt up there. That'd be a great pair. Oh yeah. Me and Witt went and played a random round. As much as he dishes it, he can also take it. Like, me and him went and played the round, I was really, really giving it to him. And he takes it, he takes it well, but he can dish it. He can absolutely dish it.

Yans can dish it. Oh, he'd be good too. I'll give one more, too. Outside, these are just outside of, like, any one of you guys I would love to obviously be paired with. I always really enjoy playing with Mason because I feel like he's good at golf. Like, he knows how to, like, he's played with me enough that he knows how to keep me composed because I kind of go off the rails and like sometimes like FP's really good at that too you need to know how to like not that my partner needs to do that but if you know how to like talk

to me and like keep me calm it it helps me a lot and Mason's really good at that and he's been playing some fucking G lately too from what I see with the new swing oh yeah who do you like who do you want to play with um he just wants to go hit some ball family I just want to be somebody that someone else wants to play with. That's what I'm trying to do. I love Finch. He's great. Play with him last year.

Yeah, he can ball out. He's just funny. He's just a good time every time you're around him. I always love Roger. Yeah. Yeah. Got big game. He's fun, too, competitive.

Then let's say like, man, I should have looked at the names. you know who had like Grant? Grant saw that would be awesome Yeah he's just steady He is You know who would be fun this year

He didn't play last year But he's playing this year It was already announced as Jason Williams That's cool Manzell would be chill And Johnny football too That manzell would be great He's a good golfer

And he's super chill You know who I want to be in a cart with First off Finch is going Because I've never gotten to play with Finch at all And I think me and him Would really hit it off You know who I would love to be in a golf cart with is

Sam from the Kiwi. Oh, I love him. He's hysterical. He doesn't take it too seriously. He's good, but he, I would get a kick out of him. I'd love to see Bob with Chazzy, too. Here's George.

Oh, is George? Yeah. Georgie. Hey. Hey, sorry to bother. You're live to tape, Bob does sports podcast. No, a lot of tape. Why you have to say,

now I'm not, now I just have anxiety. Live to tape, don't, don't. Because the guy is have an anxiety. We just wanted to let you know that Joe was talking about how he said who he really would want to keep playing with, whether it be in an invitation or whatnot. Joe feels in his past that he just has not delivered for you, and that's something that really, really bothers him, is that he hasn't delivered. So just want you to know that it's on his mind that he wants to be able to deliver for you. And he says you're a very good partner.

Man, I mean, the same sentiment goes for him as well. He's probably my favorite person to play with. Wow. And the whole YouTube space. And the thing is, regardless of how he plays, because, yes, he might not play well. But what he is going to do is laugh, smile, and through the thick and the thin, he's going to build us up. And that's, you can't do that. How does that make you feel? Just maybe you're being too hard on yourself.

No, it makes me feel good because George is, like, I just said, George, I really want, like, in the Internet Invitational, if we could play together and I could, like, come up with a big moment for us, that would be special. Because I feel like. I thought if you get me, just thinking about that, like, me and you, the internet imitational, it would make me feel a lot better, a little more comfortable. I have, like, my safety blanket there and someone I can know what it's going to be there. Holy cow. So, all and all. At 9.30 this morning on a, what is it, Wednesday?

So, George, you think all in all, Joe's being a little too hard on himself? I think we all do his golfers. Yeah. I'll go, like, G3 here for way too hard on themselves. Me included, you included. Yeah. Joey included. If we just were like, you know what, it is what it is.

I'm going to enjoy today. We would all be better. Yeah, like this week. Sure. That was just, hey, go and have fun. Yeah. We appreciate it. I love you, George.

I want to say that when you hang up this phone, I want you to use that end button as a Joey D. Love button and a Wesley hate button. Oh, God. I like that. That boy, Lee. Ling. Bye, Georgie.

I like that a lot. Ling Lee. Ling. Lee nice. I know where he was going. and he delivered. Yo, he was fired up. He was given a motivational speech.

By the way, kind of loves you, Joe. That's good to hear. You're a good partner, Pete. D-Man, D-Man, would he kill you to talk into the mic? I'm not talking right now. When I don't talk, I put it here because I'm loud. I breathe loud. I do stuff loud, so you don't need the mic like this.

But then you forget, and then you end up talking. That is nice to hear because you are a really good partner. You don't get enough credit for that. You're hard on yourself. You're not hard on your part. You know what? You know the one, I, I, that's good to hear. You know the one thing that I need to work on a lot is a lot of the time on the golf course,

I keep talking or analyzing about my shots after they happen. And the other person doesn't need to, they've seen the shot. They don't need me to break down everything. Well, I don't understand. Like, I hit that. I really liked the shot. It didn't turn. Like, I just got to stop.

Like, I do that with you guys too. like I always talk about, especially when it's not a good shot, like I always overanalyze and talk about in the car. I just got to stop. The shot's done. Time to focus on the next one. There's a clip I keep seeing of you at the internet invitational. I think Mack Boucher posted it. And it was his like, he's like the most nervous shot I've ever had.

And he's in the fairway on, I think, it was on 18 day, 18 on the second day. And you did the, it's the Joey D classic when the guys, the guy, no, no, no, I'm not. It could be helpful. No, no, no. But it's like you're lining up He also hit a rope No, he did, he had a good job But you're lining up for like

The most important shot of your life And like right before you hit it Cuts he's like You're not gonna let me down with this shot You know what I mean? Like he hits you with the Yeah, it's the biggest shot of your life man And he fucking he crushed it

And he did If you watch the post game shot out I was like so fired up I know it's awesome But I'm saying with you That could go either way For somebody that could really help For another person

Like saying like All right biggest shot ever You're gonna pull it off Right before they hit it is scary Can I float a theory here? No. All right, carry on. Here we go.

Here comes custom. You can let me know if I'm wrong. Yeah, it's wrong. I think part of you does that. So if they hit a good shot, you can be like, oh, Bob, Bob, I hyped him up. It's like I. That's funny. That's crazy.

You really think that it's all about me. I really. That's crazy. Just a little party. No, no. You think that I want to go say, had I not hyped Bob up, he wouldn't have hit a good shot? That's crazy. No, no.

I get in the moment. But you, it helps you feel better about it. It's good from a viewing perspective too. It's like, it's like when Garrick goes and goes, I feel like we might be getting a hole in one. And you don't know if there's going to be a hole in one. But if you get one after that said, it's pretty fucking cool. It's the same thing.

Like, A, it puts the guy like in a position like, come on, you got this. It's a big moment. And then B, if he does hit it, it's fucking awesome. Is it a tough look for me that during that whole call, George Bryant didn't mention that me and him won a match at the internet invitation? And he's like, Joe's my favorite member of Bob does sports to play with, which is true. Like, it's fair. With that being said, me and George shocked the world last year when we beat, who do we beat?

Peter Finch and Paige Spirannock. Yeah, that was great. That is the upset of the year. Honestly, it's crazy. Yeah, we then lost to them in the alt shot. But hey. But you played your balls off. Yeah, I'm a little nervous that it's not going to come back this year, but what can you do?

Well, the expectation now is that you're going to ball out again. Maybe. I mean, we'll see. I think that draft, the draft, I think. think is going to be very interesting because there's so many more people this year. And a lot of people don't know the skills of everyone playing. So I think there's going to be a lot of like picks that are questioned or I really think it's going to be.

I'm interested to see how it all falls out. It really is. It's a big field. Some new wrinkles. A lot of exciting stuff. I think what's cool too is like from the last one, everybody really kind of hung around. Like I feel like people are going to hang around again and that's the fun part. That's where you got the U and Trend stuff.

Like, you know, if you don't make it. people hang around because it's good for their brand to be around it. And, you know, that's the cool part. So I would love us to make a run because that did suck being. Oh, yeah. People like, wait, they're all out. Yeah, it did. It did suck.

And we just had such a con. There was so many great, not that, I mean, the content ended up being amazing, but there was a lot of good, big names content-wise. Bob, would you be a nervous wreck if you were like in the final grouping? Oh, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. I'd love to just win $1. Yeah.

One dollar. Well, no, Jet wants some money, but the three of us, we didn't, we didn't collect a penny. You know what? There's more money to be made this year. I'm curious to see how Dave wants to like. Dave's going to be firing, dude. Do it. I think Dave's going to do some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to up the ante. But I like the odds. I think he was betting on a little bit more. He was perturbed last year. Last year. I think last year.

I think last year you're sort of like, what the hell? Why, yeah. How was money not motivating more of you people? I would say, though, after a lot of people watched what happened last year, you might have some situations now where people like, you know what? Of course. We didn't take that and we ended up not getting anything. Like, there might be situations where people are like, especially too, we have new people coming in.

Like, if he offers Chetty a quarter million, I don't think Chetty is going to be like, yeah, no, I'm, you know, like, I think there's going to be some people who are going to be like, fuck yeah, I'm taking the money. Like even Dodd King was like if I was in that position, I'd do it. I think it puts you in a position where it's like, that's a lot of money to think about or like, I think what do they offer you and George? It wasn't really 100K. It wasn't really my decision to make there. But what we said no.

But I also think people now this year will understand more if somebody takes the money. I don't think there's going to be as much of like a feeling of letting your team down as there was last year. I could be wrong. Well, especially the fact. They don't exist anymore. Correct. Exactly, yeah. The team that you're on could be the people trying to knock you out the next day.

I'll tell you who's not ever taken any money or anything is Bubby Golf. You could offer that guy a fucking planet and he'd be like, yeah, I'm not. I can't do it. And that's respect. I know. It's all respect. He's an integrity guy. Yeah.

Well, Dave offered him, Dave offered him 250 and he was like no. Dave didn't even finish saying the word. And he was like, no deal. It was like, it was like, deal or no deal. No deal. I'll throw my team. I'll play the hole again and throw my entire team into the lake. Chance for a quarter mill.

The thought of maybe getting $250K. I got bills, dude. No range time, though. I've been playing well, I would say. I've been playing very, very well, hitting the ball hard. Everything's been great. That whole one stream broke me physically for, a week.

Yeah. I still have blisters and I'm getting over. My hip still doesn't feel right. I don't want to make excuses. I'm not making excuses. Not an excuse guy. Not an excuse guy. But that, like, there was, like, my game before that stream and now there's my game

after that. Oh, no. Yeah. I need to, like, write that ship a little bit. I hit eight balls. Friday's your day. Friday's big day. Friday's a big day.

Friday's a big day. Friday's a huge day. Yeah. By the way, I think we got off easy on that stream. We could have been here for. for many more hours, to be honest. Because it was right before, like, it started getting, like, a little wonky

because, like, after midnight, you started getting into, like, 12.31, what happens is, like, one person veers off, somebody's sleeping. Then, like, you start losing the herd. And, like, before you know, it's two, three in the morning. And, like, everybody.

There was... I went into HQ yesterday. Yeah. And I said, Jason, I said, the Nass, because we just have mattresses sitting there. I'm like, does that is there way, like, do you have... do you have a return labor or something that we can return the mattresses?

And he goes to me, he's like, Jensen mentioned that we should probably keep them. Oh my, God. This guy wants to have a sleep over. Not for a sleep. Nobody wanted, nobody wanted that stream to go. I know.

He didn't want to go home. Okay. I don't want to go home. My, my real line, what I said is we should keep them in case we have another stream where we have to sleep. What's the point in returning them? But you,

and then buying them again. But Cussis, you want to sleep here. I think it would be very good for content. But you want to have a sleepover. But you do want to have a sleepover. Not for the sake of having a sleepover. I think it would be very good for the screen. Sure, whatever.

I mean, I can take my life. That was real good. But we could return them and then order to one. But during the stream, Cussie, during the stream, you weren't saying. There was a point when Cussie was in his Spider-Man outfit and he thought we were going to be sleeping over. He was very excited. Yes. He brought s'mores.

There's all smores in his back. You see that... That's all the marshmallows. You see that photo of Beardown Cuzz just looking at his ass in a Spider-Man costume? Oh, that was just looking disgusting. That's my favorite pick ever. He makes it a lot of fun. He almost had the only one.

He almost got really... He was getting mad, though. He was getting like, every time we get close, you'd be like, come on. Oh, me too, dude. I just wanted to send the big dogs out there. If I turned and saw somebody on the sim that didn't have a fan... Bob would see, yeah. He would see anyone on the same.

Sims, then he would try to, like, nicely tell him to get the fuck off. I did. I think maybe we can get a... Like, FP, where's he at? Yeah. Where's Lee? Feel better? Yeah. Do you want to get some swings in?

Yeah, I admit it. I'm like laid out. I wanted to get the fuck out of it. Yeah, I don't blame. It really did. It was such a liberating feeling, dude. The craziest thing, which we didn't even talk about of the entire night, is Bob ordered ice cream for, like, everyone.

You hit the hole in one. like vibes are immaculate we're all excited we come to go for the ice cream and Bob is just gone he's just like it was like Bob was like yes I'll take a picture and then you looked and he was just I was like Rory at Piner

we're still still celebrating I look over Bob's got like his backpack on he's fucking somehow packed up already he's like yeah guys great great time great stream there was so much ice cream I don't know what happened to that someone had to take it oh No, that's not. I think bone took home a lot of it.

Did it? Good for him. If anybody could afford to eat a bunch of that ice cream, it'd be bone. Fair enough. Yeah. Definitely not me. I don't want any of that ice cream. I ate a lot of it.

But you hit a hole in one. You deserve it. I earned it. You deserve some cream, dude. I do agree with that. Cream? All right. So we're going to be filming some Bob H. HQ videos.

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Seekeek. Bob, have you thought about lunch yet? Three. Yeah. Okay, let me rephrase that. What are your thoughts on? lunch that you've had so far. Jersey Mike's kept sticking out.

But I'm open for, I'm open for business. It is good. The roast beef one. Jersey Mike's a really good point. It's so solid. It feels like it's like, I don't want to say, it's a classic mom and mom's gourmet. It is. It is.

It's good to support a local bit. Actually went to high school with Mike. His parents started it and then, you know, he's taken over. Back in Jersey, Mike and I just, Mike would slinging out stuff. Mike would flunk out in the teacher Well, that's just Mike's way. Tropical is a mom and mom. It's like gourmet to me, Jersey

Mike's. It's fucking unbelievable. It's good, man. They got valued at like billions and billions. Yeah, they're placed. Oh, yeah, they just did their, you see Danny DeVito. He's like, whew! Oh, yeah, at the NASDAQ.

Oh, they IPO? Jersey Mike's IPO. Yeah, and Danny DeVito's like, ding, ding, ding. That's the funniest shit ever. When these companies IPOs. but it doesn't get the love that Jersey Mike's does. Are you thinking Firehouse? No, no.

Are you thinking Jimmy John. Jimmy Johns. Jimmy Johns. Jimmy Johns is good. They've got great bread, but it's not. It's not Jersey Mike. Sub so. No, I know, but I'm just saying it's also quite good though.

It is good. You'll freak? Yes, right. Good bread. Great bread. That was the whole thing. Their whole thing was delivery. They were the fast delivery.

Freaky fast delivery. Freaky fast. Yeah. They'd be in your house like before you placed the order. It's good. It's good. We knew you were going to order. But they like, Jimmy Johns.

Oh, really? Sub so fast, you'll freak. Oh, I didn't know that. You're sitting there, you know, doing the deli thing at Jersey Mike's like, I don't if you ever seen Jimmy Johns. They have like the, it's already like portion. Sure. Grab them just kind of throwing there.

That's why it's so fast. But it is good. And they just like flip it over. It's like, all right. Yeah. I get that. Whereas Dee says, let me get the Italian. Can I get the one time?

I've never been to Cavas since, dude. I've been, I got. I got PTSD from COVA. That guy yelling at it. They have your face on the wall. Don't put their hand near the glass. You have your face on the wall. It says if you see this man,

watch out. You've done that a lot, by the way. That is not a one time thing. Well, there's the glass. Is there for the reason? It protects the items. Okay. Not when you reach over it.

How many times, how many times, by the way, have you told one of those guys? Like, I want this. And they're like, oh, that? No, no, this. No, no, this. It's like.

That's like. That's part of the problem. No, that's not. I don't have time for that. We were trying to catch a flight. We're trying to catch a flight. We're in the airport terminal. And it's like, oh, which one do you want?

That sauce or that white sauce or that kind of whitish cream? Like, it's like, no, I want that one. Yeah, the over the top was a bit exentuated. But like, the guy wasn't getting it. No, there's one place, if I ever mentioned, Jet is automatically always in. Hang on. Hold on. Always in.

Hold on. And if we, like, especially we like go first night of like, and we're like talking and be like, how about this spot? And Jets's like, oh, oh, oh, poor Dillos. No. There's a fortillos. I know. I know. Hold on.

Hold on. I say it. No, it's not. It's not a normal fast food. I know. A normal fast food spot. No, no. No.

Is it a chain? Yes. Let me say. No. No. When I see this, you're all going to know. It's Hawaiian bros. That is exactly.

I do it. I do it. Hawaiian bros. Yeah. That is always, he'll be like, can we get some of that Subi-Subi or that Sumi? That's that Tony Fee now shit. Dude, it's awesome.

You get that terriaki. Do they have that here? Yeah, I think so. Or maybe far away. I feel like I've seen it. Yeah, but anytime, like, remember when Utah's like, oh, yeah, because they got great macaroni salad. They got like the beef, like the terriacchi that they do.

Oh, it's really. They got Arizona. He'll never say no to splitting a canish. We need to go to factors. if I offer you at all. Well, the truth is, I never say no to the condition. Can we be honest? I don't say no to Jen never said no to canish, never.

I don't say no to splitting anything. It's not like a canish. It's like, do you want to split? Yes, and then you say the food. Dude, do you remember that one time? Yes, I ate your whole, I know. Is that what you're going? The skirt steak? I ate the whole skirt steak. I ate the whole thing. And you know what the sickest part is, though? You know what the sickest part is, FP? He realized and he didn't say shit until I finished

just so he could be like, just so he could laugh. You know what? That's the right play. No, that's so fucked. And then he went hungry that night. And then he went home and got Ashdance. Yeah, he did not go hungry. That's not true. Bob never gone hungry one night. You know what I did the other day, which it was kind of weird the way they did it, but it was delicious.

But it made me feel fat as hell is we went to Romeo and Julietts. By the way, great spot. So Nicole and I, we wanted to share. Like, you know, like we wanted to do two different entrees to share. So like one was a chicken parm with like the pen. with the rigatonella vodka, the other was the veal marcella with that homemade pepper deli. I thought that they would put like either one plate in front of each

or like maybe do half and half. They put two separate plates next to each other like two dishes. And I was like, yo, I've never looked fatter. I got it. And so like I took a video and people like, oh,

you had to order two entrees. You're so fucking fat. And I was like, no, that's not really what happened. But I could see how that looks like the visuals. I'd rather that person. person have the plate and then just do a small plate.

Yeah. Or I thought sometimes what they'll really do, which is nice, is they'll put on one plate half of each item, which is really nice. But I would have been okay with them even just putting one play in front of Nicole, one plate in front of me. Deman, you know what you've been doing lately is you've been doing those 5 p.m. dinners.

Yeah, all the time. So are you getting hungry at like 10? No, do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what I got in my bag now, which I just got. And they're the greatest snack. Like you don't feel like a piece now I don't think he likes them. You're gonna say the carnivore snacks

Yeah, I can't do I I got them I brought in they are like to me the best like late night snack because they like give you that Satisfied crave and you don't feel like a piece of shit for eating a whole bag of chips It's really good. Oh, they're fucking awesome Yeah, I can't I can't wrap my head around that No, they have ones that are less salty they're like Bob the little brisket the the bite size ones. Yeah, I do have to run my hands under water after because it's so... Yeah. Yeah. But it's really good. I really like it. I really do. It fills you up. You know, they say that like, I know that's, I guess you could say different,

but like steak fills you up the shortest amount of food. That's why they also say it's good for you. You don't need much to feel full. That makes sense. You know? Speaking of full, I have so much food left over from that party. Oh. The amount of food. They were really good. The amount of food that I got was insane. Is it in those nice pans? It's in everything. Like those catered pans?

I think it's bad by now, though. No, you put in the fridge, right? No. The fridge. You put in the fridge. No, it's fine. I mean, it's too. What type of food was it?

Was it like catered stuff or like chicken? It was catered. Terrizo. Yes. Mexican. It was. Cater pans fall. Yeah, you know, that shit.

Traditional Mexican. Bro. I went in there and saw those silver fucking. Yeah. Oh, yeah. On the trays and shit. Oh, it's... I was a spread, too.

That line my entire... Yeah, it was a good. And then, like, bled into the dining room table. Whoever brought the donuts should be ashamed of themselves. I know. Because those were... I had a billion of them. Donor holes.

You can't walk by without grabbing one donut hole. Because it means nothing. I knew, right... It was a friend of mine. Actually, I never met the girl. I knew her friend. She brought the donuts. She was very nice for her.

And I looked at them and I go, she goes, I'm not really sure if anybody will have these. But, like, I was like... No, no, no, no. Like, these are, these are on borrowed time. Like, if you want any of these, you eat them right now, because these will be gone soon. My kryptonite is the chips and salsa. Like, he had, like, the traditional Mexican fried chips.

You're fucked. With, like, the pico de gallo and then, like, guacamole and, like, the spicy salsa. I could eat a million chips. I mean, I still have one whole, my cleaning lady. So, Anna, so Anna came. Oh, no. I had my party on Saturday. And it came on the Monday prior.

On Tuesday or Wednesday, I had this woman show up in my driveway, in my garage. Oh, boy. And was like, I used to clean this house for the, like the woman that owned it two times back from you. So then she comes in the house. She's telling me everything, all the stuff she can do. You let her in? She went in. She let herself in.

And then I was like, yeah, no, like I'll let you know. And then it kind of hit me that, like, I needed the. like the outside of the house kind of clean. She's like, I can clean all this stuff. And I was about to have the party. So I was like, all right, you know, actually, can you come back tomorrow and do that? Now I have two cleaning ladies. Turf wars, dude.

To the point where she was there, she was there on Monday. Anna is there now. And F's not going to tell one to go home. I can't deal with. She's going to have. have two cleaning ladies for the rest of his life. He won't be able to tell one that they're gone. That is correct. I have both of them.

I'm not going to be able to have that conversation. You're going to be able to lick the floor, dude. So I'm moving to a biweekly cleaning schedule for each of them. His cleaning lady has a clean. Which will then lead to a weekly cleaning for me by two different people. And at some point, they're going to cross the ass. They're going to, no, someone's going to realize something. They're both going to come on the same day.

somewhere. Someone's going to smell it out. I'll tell you what's going to happen. You're going to go to Big Cedar. She's going to come Monday. You're not going to be there from the time she comes Monday. Anna's going to come Wednesday. Oh, no. Like, oh, this place is fucking flawless. I know. No, no. So we've got, we've got Anna on Wednesday today. Dude, you got to get rid of it.

What is the pricing? That's every other week on Wednesday. So I'll get her, I'll get Veronica on the other week. But is Veronica beating Anna's price? Yeah, the price is. are very competitive. Whoa. You know what you should do?

You should do like a little turf force and just get the best out of both. Anna is better. Anna's quality is better. She does laundry. There's a lot that Anna is doing that Veronica just. I have an idea. Veronica honestly hasn't done a great job. Oh.

But I can't. Yeah, but she's grandfather into the house. What can I do? It's like a member of a shit. Dude. Yeah. She got. She can't do it?

She got the chicken and the steak and the beans. Oh, off your hand? And some sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She took that for sure. I gave that to her. Can I make a suggestion? Does one of them cook?

Veronica's claims to cook, yeah. Okay, so you could turn Veronica into the weekly cook lady. Chef? Take her out of the cleaning. But you still keep her in the operation and you still have Anna for the day-to-day cleaning, which sounds like the ideal situation. Now, it might be trial by error, but if you try something from Veronica and it turns out to be good. Veronica said she used to be the chef at one of the Mexican restaurants around here.

Oh, that would be awesome. That would be huge. She offered to make saviche and sangria for the party. That's the plate. You got to lead. You have to lead with that. Yeah, that's the plate. And then you don't have to get rid of her.

You just segue her into a cooking roll. She's calling me money now, by the way. She went from calling me fat. I have a side text on her I call you money Hi money Oh She now calls me money

Why? I don't know why She saw the backyard That's why So yesterday Yesterday I saw Anna And I was like By the way

She's like Does your friends still need help I was like Oh yeah I can text him right now So I said FP I'm with Anna She is Wednesday

Every other week available If you want to lock that in And he goes Yeah that's money So then Anna responds Thank you money I see you That's very funny

And then this morning I text her I was like I have to head out But the front doors On the money And then she goes Hi money Okay thank you

I've arrived here just now That's really funny She was calling me fat for a while Hi fat So like this is But I started that I started the fat You did start

You know if he's gonna have to clean But he's not gonna be Oh God forbid He has to tell one That they're no longer welcome I can't do it That'll never happen He'll move out of the house.

I could tell him that I already had one. Bob, he would sell the house and he'd still keep paying them to show up at a house that isn't his. That's right. I can't do it. I just can't. He let an ex-cleaning lady come into his house and tell him that she's still going to be cleaning the house. I would have been like, no, this is my home. Ladies and gentlemen, that does it for another episode of the Fonda Sports Podcast.

I'm here with Jed, Joey D, and money. The old money bag. I'll be out of money soon. You next time.