Bob Does Sports Podcast - We Can't Stop Talking About Food
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I gotta hear about these cheese steaks.
I think cheese steaks are so good.
There's not like designated cheese steak spots.
It's so good, man.
My whole four you paid just cheese steaks.
You listen to a cheese steak podcast.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I have a cheese steak for every meal for the next month, and they'll never have it again.
Stuby that you turned me into is the extra toasted cheez-its.
You get a box of cheez-its.
You get the one every once in a while that's like, well done.
You're like, damn, that's the good one.
It's a whole box.
I took us to a really bad Italian restaurant in Scottsdale one time.
We don't go to restaurants anymore.
Cutts, you have a sense where you'll know if it's going to be good or bad based on like the smell of the air outside the car.
We just order into the Airbnb.
He wanted to go into every Tuesdays to smell the place.
And then he walked right out.
This is the new episode here of the Bob Desports podcast.
We are back to back weeks of the podcast here.
And the D man going through a little bit of, um,
Trial and error. I do just want to assess as Joe tries to lock in here. Can we talk about the fact that Poppy isn't here and he is not? There is, granted, we decided to do this in the morning. There's no, what could he possibly be doing to not be here right now?
I guess it's the second job. He's picking up a shift that Raising Kane shift manager on Wednesdays or what day is it Monday?
I had never heard, Poppy used the word, appointment until he moved to, to fill up.
Oh, yeah.
Appointment every fucking day, dude.
He's been a psychologist.
He's been at the DMV 25 times this year.
12, 12 in Florida, 13 in Pennsylvania.
You don't want to have started to realize, too.
It's like, I just think when it's, it's best sometimes, like, sometimes, like, rather than giving too much, like, if you
can't be somewhere, whatever. Just say I can't make it. Like, rather than say what it is,
I think he's so keen in on making the right excuse that he doesn't realize that, yes,
he has been to the DMV five times this year. You got to get a real, you got to keep,
you get at least have something your notes app. You know, how many, how many grandfathers
have died of his this year? Here we go. You only have four grandfathers. These guys,
six of them. Is he coming? I'm headed to an early dinner and then the Phillies game.
You can't go into the
That mic is a problem, Pete.
All right, boy, you shut up with the mic, man.
What do you want me to do?
Pete, Pete, that he's trying to turn your computer off and back.
The old off and on.
He's not happened, dude.
Oh, he's gone.
It sounds like he's in a locker room shower.
Is he back?
Henry.
Is he better?
Nope.
No.
Oh, I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
I don't.
I don't think, did you turn it off and then on?
It doesn't seem like enough time.
Why would I turn it off and on?
I mean, try turning the laptop off and then on.
What's that going to do?
Well, that's a classic move.
That's a classic.
I really hope this is working this time.
Yeah, way better.
Way better show.
Hey, day, day.
It's my Henry Rowan Gardner name too.
Now I'm Serena Williams.
How did you get to, how did that happen?
I don't know, man.
I'm in shambles here.
You have to type it in.
I didn't type this in, I swear to God.
Oh, it might have been from, like, yeah, populated from, like, the last one or whatnot.
Or what I was going to chat?
What the hell is pop up to?
Pop is going to the Phillies game, apparently.
I don't even, with Pop, I don't even know if that's true, and that's a shame.
I think he hates going to Philly games.
He ain't going to a Philly game on a Monday night.
He ain't going to a Philly game, Bob.
What are they even playing?
Is it like a big game?
Watch the Phillies aren't playing.
Let's just take it.
Oh.
Oh, surely he's coming.
He's not going to do that.
That would be crazy.
Oh, man.
God, imagine if they were in.
At home.
Where's the game?
It's in Philly.
By the way, it's crazy how quickly you found that out, by the way.
Like, how did you know that so fast?
I had the score out.
I just opened it up.
You guys were in Philly last week at, first of all, Bob, you got your, I didn't realize how crazy the Angelou's hype
cheese steak was number one and two i want to know if the pop's house is actually haunted because i wasn't
there but i'd like to meet with a philly experience pop the philly um pop's house is awesome dude he's got a
really really nice setup um he was like shocked that i wanted to go see the top he's like do you want to
see the uh what do you call joe not the rooftop the rooftop but the way the stairs are i couldn't do
with my fear of heights because like oh it was like a bar and you look down and it's just
just couldn't do it, but he's got a great
spot. And I said, I think
I'm like obsessed with cheese steaks now, dude.
They're so good. It's Bob's rooftop.
Oh, that's sick. Yeah, he's got a great
great spot. You got the whole view of Philly
there. Holy shit. Yeah,
that's all his. That's all his up there.
No fucking way. He had, he's scared heights.
Maybe we should move to Philly.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the three place.
The fucking mansion.
Pops makes a rooftop
fucking deck.
Oh, yeah.
You know, I can announce that I'm looking into
is I want to get an HQ
and I'm looking at some space now, dude.
I was a nice space.
Yeah, I really want to do it.
Like, I want to do like a whole HQ.
We talked about doing it for some time.
I really want to do it.
Like a little half-court basketball court
pickleball simulator, of course.
like chipping green like i really really want to do it they're saying a little hq you're talking about
here this is a this is this is a setup dude i'm looking yeah i'm looking for something nice i mean
i wish we were in virginia i could have got i mean some of the stuff that i'm just going
that spot oh my god dude you still rocking did still got that spot still got it still got HQ
yeah it's the most expensive storage unit in virginia
But even what you got it for, it's a great price.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I can't get rid of it.
I don't know what else is.
Is that the office?
Yeah.
Honestly, it's literally just a spot where he can put his shoes.
It's really all.
Yeah.
So it's not overflowing through the closet.
I'll be honest with you.
Like, someday, well, damn, all right.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
Fuck it.
Some days, because I, like, I would pack all my orders over there.
So I would be like, hey, I got to go over here.
I got a bunch of orders to pack.
That wasn't always the case.
I didn't always have orders to pack.
I almost never had orders to pack, if I'm being honest with you.
I would just go over there and lay down on the couch and watch TV.
Order some lunch?
Sure.
I was a Burger King right next door right at the window.
Oh.
Remember when you showed me it for the first time and there really wasn't anything in it.
So if you're going to the office, it's not like it's like this crazy laughs.
It's just like, you know, often he's like, you want to be.
want to see it i was like yeah sure so we walk in and we just like i took what you think i'm like
it's nice it's nice like it's just office yeah it's a room it's a room that's all it was just a room
yeah i want to have the first hq i ever saw was um bob you ever watched that that show robin big
yeah dude that's that's a big yeah yeah that's what i remember a lot of people
describe it yeah i mean not that size but that type of like that like that's just a fun a fantasy factory
yeah like walking in into simulator like you know some people joe you had mentioned that you would get
tired of the simulator i i don't i don't think i would ever get tired of a simulator like i think it
chipping and putting is never correct it's always a little off you think so the pudding for sure
maybe the chipping not as much but putting is hard you get a putting is a putting is a putting is a
putting green like the you can't put on a simulator i just can't hit by i i get so sick of it so
fast at like on a simulator respectfully though yams you get sick of anything
it doesn't take long either like you would want to go home on the six hole at augusta
like you would be ready to go home it doesn't sound like a whole lot of work would get done
at this place like to call it an hq is like that would like that would like present that
business is being done and work is getting achieved.
This just sounds like a fucking, this just sounds like a basement, dude.
This just sounds like an off-site basement.
Bob, can we put in like a, like, uh, what do you call it, like, uh, what do you call it,
like one of those saunas and the cold plungers?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How about a, but how about a piece going around?
What I would ask.
Jordan transfusions.
The knelt boys have it where like they put like a bunch of happy dad.
Like I would want Brent to set like help set up.
Like he would.
be so good or at least know who to go to of like a whole have a day section like a half a day
refrigerator and so yeah nothing would get done at all you know what i mean so yeah i was looking at
some of those today um which i think would be really really cool it's hard to find some but something
like close by where we live there was a few spots um but yeah i think it would be really cool
uh fellow's thoughts on philly we talked about oakman already um which we were
were at for Pittsburgh. That was a blast. We got a bob to
talk about OPECHA. We had to talk about
on the last podcast. I got to hear
about these cheese sticks. You started with the cheese steak and you never
finished. Oh my God, dude. It's just like, you'll see sometimes
cheese steaks on other menus, but like we go
around Jupiter or anything out of Philly. There's not like designated
cheese steak spots. Like, I think
cheese steaks are so good that
it should be bigger even outside of Philly.
It's not, though. It's so fucking good.
man and then it's like pizza like you gotta get the right people and like the right people
and the right places to get it done like you need if you want a good pizza place you need somebody
from new york that's like yeah relocated down to wherever the fuck it is like you need a philly guy
at a fucking sub shop making these cheese steaks like the right way or it's just like not gonna work
Bob said, too, you know, like a lot of places do try to, like, replicate, like, the New York style pizza, but you don't really hear, like, from cheese steaks outside, like, in Florida and stuff, you don't really hear anything like that.
They might randomly have one on a menu somewhere, but outside of, like, that northeast area, like, maybe I'm sure if you went to, like, Jersey or some of these other areas, they would have it because they're close in proximity, but, like, you're not getting cheese steaks in Florida.
That's for sure.
I, you're not seeing that any.
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your next of the tickets yeah i i yeah i heard you guys on the sportsman for like 10 minutes just
bashing me on how nuts i am with the whole thing and like um yeah i've just my whole four you
page is cheese steaks right now and it's insane man you get this cheese steak podcast that's crazy
yeah i i remember hearing that that's the wildest thing you also get on like runs
Like you'll, especially with food, like you get into either like a specific restaurant or specific food and you eat it until you can't ever have it anymore.
Remember when he's on his assayee bowl kick?
He just, dude, he pounds a food right into the ground at the point where it's like he's going to have, he's going to have a cheese steak for every meal for the next month and he'll never have it again.
Fish filet.
Remember the flay fish?
Oh, yeah.
He probably hasn't touched a fish filet in six months.
Dude, there's sometimes.
have one again. Yeah, it's, it's, and I, this whole thing of the, I mean, we've talked about it before,
but even like the ordering, the food ordering has got in Korea, ever since Big Cat,
ever since I walked in that bar stool, saw how they did things, I'll order like a whole meal
just because I want a good bite or two out of something that looks good. And, yeah, yeah, I did.
Well, no, Jed, we talked about this too. His new thing now is he'll go, like, on the turn at, like,
we'll finish a dye. They have all the snack things. He'll grab, like, a Diet Coke. And
be like, I just want to taste.
He takes one sip and then chucks it out just so he can like relish that one moment of splendor.
It's like insanity.
My new thing is a good Coke Zero, dude.
I love Diet Coke.
Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke.
Coke Zero's great.
And then you know what I've been hitting Stuby that you turned me onto is the extra toasted cheese.
Oh, it's the best.
It's the only cheese.
Fire.
extra toasty cheese it's are cheese it's like i don't even don't even go don't even worry about yeah
because i agree this is going to be fat but um you're gonna like you get a box of cheese it's and like
you get it the one every once in a while that's like extra like well done you're like damn that's like a
good one it's a whole box for sure good ones dude yeah you gotta stay away from that shit
you know who thinks that the philly cheese steak is overrated i'll kill them
It's a one, it's a one Keith Yandel.
Whoa.
Really?
Yeah, he sent it, he sent a message.
He's like, I think he's like these cheese steaks are overrated in Philly.
I guess he played there for a year or two.
And again, he didn't like the cheese sticks.
Did Keith Yandel ever win a Stanley Cup?
I asked Joe and Joe, I didn't think you.
He went to one, I think, with Florida, but he never won one.
He's an awesome.
He sounds like his career's a little overrated.
He was an Iron Man, dude.
That guy, he was out there every night, man.
You posted a video of him last night slamming the fucking...
Everybody's got a thing now, by the way, which is enough.
Not everyone needs a drum at this point.
It was pretty funny with the biz.
hilarious.
Oh, my God, dude.
Biz has taken it from all angles, too, because he's like this Maple Leaf's, like,
die hard, die hard fan.
And so, Yandel's been going at him, and then Marchand has been going.
It was actually really funny.
They actually had a thing there last night.
Keith was like, oh, come down to sweet something because he, when I, when I message him, so I went in and
I was waiting outside and waiting, waiting for him. And then finally he messaged me. He's like,
I'm at the Panthers bar. They have created this thing inside, like where the sweet area is.
It's like, it's the coolest thing I've ever seen. It is literally, like, apparently there's a bar
in New York that they bottled it after called the Monkey Bar. And it's like this cool, like,
like members only kind of feel and you go in there. And apparently, the bar stays open.
until three in the morning.
So you could just stay in there drinking with, like, people and stuff.
And it's got a whole menu, Bob.
It's like a restaurant in there.
They got the red and white.
How did they keep it like after a game though?
I guess they have to keep the stadium open then if it closes and closes.
I was sitting there having to drink with Keith Kachuck.
It was sick.
Dude, it looked like Dan Tannas in there.
It looked fucking awesome.
I had one of the best of the gronies I've ever had.
And it was inside a stadium.
It was like full-on bar service.
It was pretty sick.
But Yandel just runs that place, dude.
He runs Amaran Bank Stadium or whatever the fuck it's called, man.
Everyone's got their hill, dude.
They sure do, man.
He's one of the more underrated, funny guys on the internet.
Two underrated funny guys, I mean, Yandel,
and then a guy that we saw last weekend that just cracks me the fuck up,
and I know you guys get a kick out of him.
Because he had me and Stuby going when we first saw him.
Francis Ellis, when we saw him in the lobby, he had us fun.
He, what a funny, like, he's got,
that rare, like, raw, edgy humor.
He's fucking hysterical.
He looks like a guy that's telling jokes about you to your face, like in his head.
Does that make sense?
Like, he looks at you with the smirk like he's saying something about you to himself.
And it's like, I don't like this.
Like, he's too smart.
He's too smart to be around for smart, no?
Very smart.
Very smart.
Very smart.
Way too smart to be around.
I was talking to him.
And he was like looking at me like I was a science experiment, dude.
It was kind of wild.
He just smirks at you.
He's just like, he's running the numbers on you while he's just like looking at you.
It's crazy.
I overheard him and Joe in a conversation after we played Oakmont and we were sitting there eating.
And I just hear Francis go, Joe, how did we get here in this conversation?
Because like Joe took the conversation to a whole other thing, which we're kind of used to.
So then when you hear somebody like call him out for it, it was hysterical.
Yeah, we were chatting.
all of a sudden he just like stopped and he looked at me like perplexed and was like how did we
navigate to this area of the conversation from where we previously were and i couldn't tell him it was
he is a smart guy gums what's the um i want to talk about the upcoming trip we have coming but when can
people expect the next bob to support your oakmont major because every influencer that was there
is going to be in a fight it's coming out tomorrow so this will be out wow look at
It's already out.
You're going to get that out tomorrow.
Oh, you got it.
That's impressive.
You can just get videos out like this this whole time.
You guys have just been slow playing us, dude?
All he's been doing is editing.
You showed your hand, this.
Jeez, man, you always got it.
Everybody was there.
I thought we should, you know, try to get our video out.
I'll tell you what.
That course banged you guys, mainly tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
No, I didn't notice until, because I was trying to make a trailer for it this morning.
And I was like, just going through it.
The whole trailer is just this guy duffing shots.
It's just like, he just kept going after that rough.
He was just like, I'm not going to lose to this rough.
And it just wasn't, like, he just never beat the rough beat him every single.
He was taking the most pro move of all time, taking that iron off.
The tea out of the day was crazy.
The guy told me, don't hit anything over a 230 club, 225 club.
Yeah.
And then, you know what?
That was the start.
Bob and F's a strike.
I think I made a triple.
Remember, and by the way, I couldn't, I couldn't catch a break.
Remember that first putt?
It was like hanging by hair from going in.
And then like how many bad, how many bad lies I had throughout there,
like on the edge of a bunker in the, like,
It was brutal, man.
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But it was just, it was a tough course. I want to add it again. I want to get back out there.
The course kicked my ass. The problem was on the first hole, once you shot like a seven on
the first tall you were toast.
And yeah, I'll tell you, everyone within a 50-mile radius of Oakmont heard that how deep
the rough was from you.
Oh, he would go out on the phone and then just show, he had one video of how thick the
was.
People in the airport were seeing, like, anybody that cross-bath would show that asked how
Oakmont was.
It was a nightmare, man.
They were going to see that video of the rough.
Dude, I was sure.
I was telling Bob, I was so pissed because I wanted to make one of those mocking videos.
you know on the week is the U.S.
open when everyone like drops the balls
in the rough and they're like, look at all people.
I wanted to, I hope blanked
on mocking the shit out of that.
Dude, it was, oh my God.
There was a part three.
I hit, I think, one of the greatest seven woods of my life.
It went like 20, 30 yards long,
triple bogey, maybe even quadrupled,
couldn't get it out of the thing.
Like, that course was,
there's some courses you go on it,
and it just feels like a big boy course.
going up to the green, it just seems like so high up getting up there.
Like it just, that had the feel of just a big point of going.
Isn't it like a top three hardest course in the country?
It's probably the hardest course in the country.
It's one of the hardest courses in the world.
It's just that's just like what it's known for.
Go ahead and show the guys.
The members love it too.
That's the way they want it.
Yeah.
And by the way, we got lucky because it rained so much that the greens were not nearly as fast.
as they normally would have been.
They were like slow by their standards.
Had massive greens.
The greens were massive.
And the vibes were placed.
It felt like it had the feel of like a good vibe club too.
It didn't feel like what you might think,
Okman would feel like if you don't,
if you've never been there.
It was old.
The locker room was like old school.
Like you could feel history to it.
But that's the thing about Pittsburgh.
Like you're right.
It is a, it's one of the classic golf club.
of this country. You know, when you think of U.S. Opens, you think about, you know, Pebble, you think
about Shinnecock, Wingfoot, and Oakmont. Like, Oakmont is kind of a premier major venue,
but it's still in Pittsburgh. And Pittsburgh has that blue collar town to it. So even at the
most elite levels of golf club, it's still just like a blue collar drinking club that they just
love their golf and they clearly like getting their ass kicked on a day-to-day basis.
Yeah, I appreciate nice courses too.
Had you ever been to Pittsburgh, Bob?
Yeah, I went to a wedding there, so it was brief.
I had never been.
I was shocked at how nice it was, how beautiful.
I liked it.
And you come under that town and those two stadiums and those bridges.
And like, it was pretty, I was surprised.
Yeah, it was a, I just, you hear it's like, I didn't know it was going to be that nice.
I think the view from my hotel room was the cool.
coolest view. Like I was dying for the pirates to be playing. Like you could see the stadium.
You could see the Steelers Stadium, which was really cool. That was a lot of fun.
The next course I want to go to is the one that you were just on, Stu, that, um, Liberty.
No, no, no, no. I want it. That looks. That was the first time we went. That place looks sick.
Yeah. Yeah, it is. The setting's incredible. I mean, you've got these holes that they've designed
were like the skyline just behind it. And the golf course is very good.
But the setting and the Statue of Liberty and the city view is what really makes that place.
It's incredible.
You can take a ferry.
Yeah, they'll do ferry from like Manhattan over and they take you around the Statue of Liberty.
You can drive in there too.
I mean, it's sick.
I got to golf in New York.
I've never golf.
There's so much good spots to play out there, man.
It's tough.
It's a tough place to play.
If you live in New York City, you got to, and you're golfer, like you've got to work your fucking ass off to go play golf because it's a day.
because it's a day thing.
It's your entire day to get out of the city,
even to get to, like, Westchester,
get out to Long Island.
Like, you ain't,
you ain't going out and just playing the late nine holes.
Like,
it's a commitment.
I see my friends,
because I still have so many,
oh,
sorry,
I'm just so many friends that live in the city.
I see them,
like,
taking the subway with their bag,
and then they got an Uber.
I've done it.
Oh,
I love of the game.
Right.
Love of the game, dude.
Yeah.
Dude,
and there's this obsession,
and rightfully so,
with um i never played it but all the beth pages like beth page all colors obviously specifically
black that you that's a two-day event sometimes people go up and they sleep in their cars just to get online
and it's the most like uh it's the most like dmv like uh bureaucratic government like it's not
like it's very old school people have like nightmare stories from there and good stories as well but
it's like still i love golf but but
I don't think I would ever be waiting outside of a course like that.
Like, I don't think I have it in me to do that.
Isn't that kind of the deal?
You can't line up outside.
But St. Andrews, don't you have to go put your name on?
It's like a waiting for.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, you can like go in there.
If you're single, they might get you out.
But it's not like a guarantee.
Yeah, Beth Page is like parking.
I think it's changed, but like in its heyday, they had basically parking spots that were like numbered.
So like you would get there and you'd park here.
and you would have to stay there.
So people would just get there at like, you know,
two in the morning and stay overnight
to try to get a tea time the next day.
And it was like in order of like barking.
It was crazy.
Great.
Another course that can kick my ass.
Let's go play there before the Ryder Cup.
Yeah.
That was hard though.
And what people got to focus on in that video too,
where they were putting those pins were insane.
It was crazy.
So the Barstall guys did it from the tips.
They were tipping it out.
Oh, my God.
Which would have been funny.
I was thinking about that.
If we did do that, it would have been funny just to see of how high those scores would be.
We'd still be out there, bro.
Yeah.
We'd be on the back line right now.
Credit to the USGA, because they just, there were no rules.
They were like, yeah, do whatever you want.
Like, to be honest, it's the best marketing for the tournament that, like, you could imagine.
Like, every big, every single golf creator was there making videos for them.
And they didn't have, there were no rules.
It was like go do whatever you want.
Just the roped off areas you couldn't hit off of and that was it.
Yeah, that was it.
And keep your hat forward, you know?
I did want Bob to have to hit out of that church pew.
That would have been funny.
Well, I hit a ball in there, but I got lucky.
It was like in the sand.
It wasn't in there.
Oh, it didn't go into the actual shit.
Yeah.
All right.
And then another thing to discuss, fellas, is big trip coming up, Utah.
Excited about that.
And it's with a collab.
So we had the Brian Bros.
We have Grant coming as well.
So last time we filmed with them was in Jupiter.
And Wesley said to me, it felt almost too short.
And I agreed.
So we really wanted to do something with them.
So really, really excited about that.
Brian Bros. have a really interesting video coming out that we're going to be doing.
I don't know if they've said it before.
So I'll hold back what it is.
But that's going to be really exciting.
I think Grant had mentioned doing a major with us, which is going to be fun.
We did a major with them before, like a mini major.
He's like, yeah, I was going to do a major.
Like, we'll start you out with like 25 strokes.
I was like, yeah, man, I love him to death.
But he doesn't realize how many times he bangs me.
Like, you know, but Bob, like, I'll play on one leg and then, like, you play from the front.
Whatever you need you.
Yeah, I got you covered, baby.
Have you beaten him on that format?
Yeah, the format I beat him on and it barely.
by one stroke was a I started 200 yards out from every hole.
Oh, man.
That's what.
It was terrible.
It's like fighting a girl, dude.
It's a lady.
I didn't see that one.
I got to go back and check me.
Yeah, give it a watch.
Dude, we did the videos at PJ National and he was like, he was like talking about my swing.
And he's like, he said something like, it would be pretty funny.
video idea if like I
like suited up like
he was gonna make himself big and
try to play like me.
He was going to, he was going to like put like a
fucking I don't know what he was going to put on himself.
Like a pregnancy suit.
I remember this.
And then try to go play it.
He was like a pretty good video.
I was like this is the most one of the more
effective things anyone's ever said.
Nicky Cass special versus Perez.
Yeah.
And I'll just I'll just not eat for a year
and I'll do a video like you.
We actually beat him the last time we played him, the 2B1.
Pretty bad, too.
Pretty bad, too.
What's been on the run?
And I beat Bobby Fairways if he starts 50 strokes ahead of me.
And he's so nice.
And he's like, I don't think he even knows how bad he's begging.
And look, in fairness to him came down to the fire.
I had to hit that.
Yeah, yeah.
It worked out.
It was thought out.
probably pretty well i've i've never been to never been to utah nor pittsburg but those some of those
videos coming out of utah golf look insane shout out to uh below you talk about the state that
malosi yes he owns that place and he really does he was telling he's like coming see guy too man
he's the best i've never met somebody who's so supportive and nice just like out of the blue sees you
and like my one good hole well every time he was
around me. I play the one good hole was that one on the ninth. He was on the on the green and he's like,
yo, you're striping. I'm like, you have not seen the horrors that that happened on the other eight
holes here. But he is just such a like a embracing guy. That hole I think is the biggest green I've
ever seen in my life. It blended into the practice green. Yeah, I had the video of FP chipping from
the patio holes like a hundred yards from there. Yeah, I had three too many clubs.
on that shot apparently.
I had a bet with Melosi about,
I'm not going to say what it was because if people want to go watch a video,
but it was about you, Bob,
and I lost.
Oh.
Everybody was taking action on my strokes.
Like,
everybody was in the restock.
They wanted a winner that she was taking the over on mine.
I would have brought them in.
But you'd been playing good to where you think.
It's just,
it's hard to get.
I mean,
anybody can get beat up from there.
It's just a big,
big boy, dude.
I had a fair way.
Another thing on our list.
Go ahead, Yoms.
Well, I think when Dustin Johnson won the open there,
I think he finished at like four under for the tournament.
And he won by like three.
So I can't really expect,
these are the best players in the world that can't.
He finished four under on the tournament.
That's amazing, dude.
I think it's going to go over.
And Hull 1 in 07 at O'Brien.
Yeah.
One over.
One over.
For those guys.
Holy shit.
Same.
So don't, don't be.
yourself up too much is what i'm saying i do think that like when i watch these tournaments like
that one um the byron nelson when a scotty was like 30 under like 31 it's so much more
enjoyable as the viewers i mean the players might not like it but like it's so much more enjoyable
when they're really challenged and there's numbers like that rather than seeing like a 30 under
it's just it's not nearly as enjoyable you want to see the best in the world struggle
what also makes it better for if the guys got a lead with two three three
holes left and people could possibly be bogeing those holes that it's not just like an auto birdie
you know like it makes it for the field it makes it more exciting that philly cricket club that they
were all talking about obviously it's had never really or maybe it hosted a few events here there
it's not like a course that they plan on they were talking about because it's a little shorter they all
thought they were going to tear it up guys struggled out there i mean the winning score is like 15
around there but they didn't shoot as low as they were going to think the first day they did and
the rough and the beans but guys were driving and
the ball like crazy but not uh you know necessarily it didn't always turn into converting birdies
yeah yeah it's a tough golf course too i can't wait to watch the u.s open just like after playing
that course and seeing them trying to attack like i'm gonna really really anytime you've played
a course and then you see them and you remember the course it's fun to watch um 100% shot a million
we can't talk about the one a water clip what's the water time a water time a watch a water
He'll watch me shoot a million.
When FP went into the water and he's like,
Oh, yeah.
I was, I don't know if they put, I mean, you would know better.
I didn't see it.
I lived it.
But he just turned to me and he just looked at the ball and he just looked back at me.
He's like, it's content, right?
And I was like, yeah, the way he hits it.
Oh, my God, it's so funny.
The ball was never getting out of that water.
Oh.
And then when he squished, he squished his feet back in his shoes,
I was howling when I was.
be cold.
No.
What you say?
Water was cold.
Water had to be cold.
Oh,
so cold.
And he goes,
he goes anything for views and then he just rips.
Oh.
And you hear the people on the green like laughing.
Like,
it was so.
Dude.
And the thing was like a few holes before in a pond,
there was like a gator swimming around.
It's like they're in there.
Like,
are they really?
Oh, yeah.
That was very stupid.
But,
you know.
There were gators in that pond.
Speaking of,
Bobby Ray was talking about beating up a gate.
You guys had like a...
Yeah, that's crazy.
Was he serious?
Yeah, he thinks seven foot gator.
He thinks he can take down.
But don't know.
It's just not possible, but there are guys,
there are people who like when gators reach the land,
they call upon these gator guys.
Yeah.
Get him back.
Gator hunters.
Yes, but he's not one of them.
No.
And he's not talking about like corraling it and getting it into his pickup truck.
He's talking about literally injuring the gator
to the point where it's like
uncalling the gator.
It's like dude, you're not going to kill
a seven foot alligator.
It's not going to happen.
He's not talking about taking the string and like,
you know. He's not taping its mouth up and like
relocating it. He literally
thinks he could like, yeah.
Like he beat it up and make a
make a belt out of it. Like no
dude. Like you're going to get smoked.
That could be on the totem pole
of the last jobs that I would ever
want to work. Those gator guys
dude those guys who come in and swipe those gators i saw one guy doing on like the highway in
florida and he was going at it with this thing remember the guy at the um the deadliest catch
i'll tell you that much remember the jobs great job uh do you remember the guy uh at the part our last
live podcast i don't know if you guys got to talk to him but snake charm his job is like the state
pays him to go out and get snakes that was i had so many questions for him that was fascinating
You got like paid by the foot on these pythons out in the Everglades.
It's like, he literally, it's like, I was like, I was like, he's like, you get bit.
He's like, I get bit every day.
I'm like, fuck that, dude.
Like, you're out of your fucking mind.
He loves it.
He wanted us to come out and do it with him.
He's like, come out like he's got an airboat.
How much money, Bob?
How much money, Bob, to get you out on a python hunting airboat?
I told him, I didn't even want to give him any hope.
I said to him, I was like, dude, there's.
no way. Oh, wow.
30,000.
I mean, am I just in the boat watching from afar?
Yeah, I mean, the snake's coming on the boat, though.
I mean, that's the whole point. He's getting the snake on the boat.
I'm out.
Yeah, it's over 30.
But I just had to be on the boat.
You know what it's excited for that ended up stanking was the
Gator tour.
The Gator tour, I was so excited for.
No, it was a good idea for you.
I thought the idea was good, too, but it just, yeah, it didn't have.
It just wasn't fun.
Yeah.
Good drones.
Good drones will never use.
We saw a gator taking a nap.
That's what he showed us.
It's true.
It was supposed, yeah, he's like, there's a salient.
Yeah, I think it was just a robot, to be honest.
The boat was flying in that marsh.
I've got some good pictures.
Yeah, good pictures came from, funny pictures came from that with us with the things.
Not of the gators.
No.
Uh-uh.
You know?
All right, Yums, do you have any Q&A, pop like, two?
Cues and A?
I think this is a solid one, I think.
Rank the boys in order on most trusted on picking the restaurant in a new city.
Now, there's a clear number one.
Joe, which is, I'll see.
And then I think it goes a little downhill from there.
What do you think, Joe, has a clear cut number one.
Like, picking a good spot?
Like, okay, here's, here's where I'm going to put this.
I got it.
Okay. Is it, is it fast food or is it like a regular restaurant?
Because if it's fast food at a big, I would think.
Stubbs always got us in good spots with like Bojangles and these other spots.
He's put us in a good spot. So I would put stew, but like for just a regular restaurant,
I've messed up.
Bob is either unreal or he's terrible. There's no one of- I was going to see that exactly.
Yeah. Yeah. It's either a hit or it's a
Total.
I agree.
But Bob's also, he's like, he uses the internet well.
Like, you're not going to go out and do it on you.
But you'll leverage, like, your resources to get recommendations that then funnel into a good spot.
I took us to a really bad Italian restaurant in Scottsdale one time.
Oh, I remember that one.
I did some research, and it was clearly not correct.
So that one will always, at least in my mind.
to hang around.
I think it's a lot.
That's the thing, though.
If you suggest a place, like, I don't ever, I won't make suggestions regarding, like,
restaurants, because if you take an L, you're toast.
So with this crew, yes.
High risk.
High risk.
Arizona was good.
You took a lot of shit for that.
That, no, but that Italian place, I stand by sushi brokers.
No, that place was fun.
I think collectively.
He has a sense.
Cuts, you have a sense where you'll pull into a parking lot and you'll look at
the surroundings and you'll be like, oh,
Okay, you'll know if it's going to be good or bad based on like the smell of the air outside the calm.
The thing is I will say too with us collectively as like we've gotten fatter.
We don't go to restaurants anymore.
We just order into the Airbnb.
Like it's very rare for us to like, I was trying to think about this when you asked the question,
Jet.
We don't go to like restaurants anymore.
Like we just sit at home, watch sports and order food.
Watch the Airbnb.
Well, here's a time constraint.
It's not like we're just, you know, it's a faster thing where, you know, we're working.
We're at the course.
We're back.
It's not, you know, you can't just always go out to eat.
Well, always say something like, oh, we'll get back to the house.
We're going to shower up and then we'll go get something.
Never happens.
No.
Ever.
It doesn't.
Bob, you also do a nostalgia thing.
When he picks restaurants, he'll pick a place because he used to go there.
And we actually, he actually hid a spot really good in Miami.
We went to this barbecue spot.
That was a little weary because he's done this.
before where he's like, I just,
this is a nostalgia play for me. And I'm like,
oh God, this could be horrible.
No, but that I, yeah,
no, that I knew. That place hit, though, Bob.
I'll give you credit. Yeah, that place.
Speaking of the nostalgia, remember
Orlando,
Claremont, that was a long point.
Remember when he made us pull into a Ruby Tuesdays?
Oh, so we could smell the salad bar?
He wanted to walk in,
he wanted to go into a Ruby Tuesdays
to smell the place.
And then he walked right out.
What did it remind you?
It's the wildest.
Just in my childhood, we would go to Ruby Tuesdays.
Or like if I saw, if I saw a Fuddruckers, if I drove out, I would have to go into the funruckers.
You're crazy, dude.
Remember I had to sniff going to the hotel in Miami?
Oh, he did.
Yeah, he did.
He went to Miami.
He went to Miami for the UFC.
Oh, this guy's out of control.
To the old places he worked and like, he, it's crazy.
Like I have a lot of respect for it because it's like going back like you remember all the time.
He's nuts about it.
We went to Joe Stonecrab and then after we went, we rerouted to go to that old hotel.
And he was just walking through the lobby into the bathroom and back.
What was that old hotel you worked that, Bob?
That would be the Kempton Anglers.
Because a lot of these hotels pump a set.
Walked him out of there like a fucking lunatic.
Like the mandarin.
People are the man around a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All these years later, however, it must have been, what, five, six years, seven years.
There were a couple people who worked there who he was like the prodigal son returning home.
And it was impressive.
And they clearly loved him.
But don't go back to any of his old spots with him because he forgets you're there because it's such a, he just like falls into this like aura.
And you're like, I'm here.
Like, it's crazy.
I was uncle.
That was Uncle Lester, the head.
Belman and then Crystal Bob who was the ballet yeah there's one more
sense into the hotel so I have such a memory of of these these sense go ahead
yet okay last one this is a good one and I it says
it's a ball and Uncle Lester that's what they at they knew what how excited were
they to see me oh
I knew like you're, it was very impressive.
What course has had the best halfway house in terms of food that you all have played?
I'll be honest.
So there's a lot on the list, but we played one recently that we were just at.
I forget what it was called in Pittsburgh.
Oh, Valleybrook.
That place was on.
And Marie.
Oh,
Godi,
body.
He had it all figured out.
But the reason being,
it's not like it's this, like they have like all these hot up.
It's like the guy said it was like a candy shop and they had all these little candies hidden in there.
Yeah, that was special.
And then I think you guys used to, I don't think we were filmed there,
but you guys used to always talk about the one in L.A.
Oh, Hillcrest.
Holy Grail.
All right.
Isn't that gone now?
No.
So you're thinking of Brentwood.
Brentwood.
Brentwood.
And they had a little halfway hut, but like Hillcrest has, I remember the first time I went,
I was so taken aback that I.
filmed a video on my phone and i posted it poor frankenheimer was horrified because it went viral i
remember it went on like zire and then rick shields randomly posted this before i even talked to rick
and it was like all over and had like the logo of hillcrest on it and so frankenheimer actually got
called into a meeting to like a like a disciplinary thing i felt that video still pops up
it does i try to make sure it doesn't good for anybody it'll pop up on tic-tok and i have paul
apologize.
But what Frankenheimer told me that bothered Frankenheimer and this
classic Joe, he got a letter in his locker and he got disciplined and he told Joe.
And he said Joe's immediate reaction when he goes, oh, you're fine.
Who get the?
They don't give his shit.
Like you're fine.
He's on the board pretty much.
But it's still him to decide whether or not he's fine.
I did apologize profusely.
He didn't put that in there, but I did.
He's fine, boss.
He's fine.
He's fine.
I don't want anybody to deal with issues.
I want things just to be fine.
I'm trying to think.
I don't think there's any other place that like crazy stands out.
To be honest, it's all a-
Discovery properties apparently.
Discovery is incredible.
We filmed that.
I'm saying,
I don't think we filmed.
It's all a blur now.
The other day,
I was trying to think of all the place,
like some of the plays,
obviously you have in your phone.
Like,
if you go through your photos,
it's all a blur.
I can't,
I can't remember courses anymore.
I will say the one cool thing.
Yeah.
I think the discovery,
I'm like in the discovery properties,
but I will say, Bob,
one place where we went to
where you could literally have anything
that you want,
and FD you play there with us,
do,
is that shadow.
Like,
if you ask for anything,
like,
I asked for a jumbo shrimp cocktail
with marineress,
with cocktail sauce.
And they brought,
remember Bob,
they brought me the whole thing.
Like,
anything is,
anything's on the table,
because they use it for high rollers.
So,
like,
whatever you want,
like,
they'll just bring it to you.
Now,
they don't have,
like,
I don't remember they have,
and them having a crazy halfway HUD,
but like,
that place is off the charts.
I think what's cool like with, you know,
Hillcrest's spot and a lot of have a great halfway house
doesn't necessarily just have to be at the halfway house.
Like you could do it coming off the six whole.
You can get it.
Or there's like you have like three different times
where you get to hit it for cocktails and drinks,
which is always fun.
But, um, all right.
Well, again,
majors come in soon,
which you said,
a lot of good content coming.
We got the Utah trip coming as well.
So head on a swivel.
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