Bob Does Sports Podcast - We Want Xander Schauffele!

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

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Speaking of family, Xander Choffley. I mean, he won't a major. I've never been so nervous for a guy watching him. I did if Zander saw you there. I don't know if he would have gone for the hug. We all got a good thing going on with him of just ripping on each other. What do you think he thinks about seeing every comment on his post? I think he's the type of guy that all of this is going to make it worse. All the comments are making it like, oh, I'm definitely not doing this. Which is what we love.

Do you do the impression of him that you did the ticket today with the camera? tend to do that video ticket? Oh, it's a real good impression. You just like hold the camera and then you're like, give me something. And then you start talking and then we're still talking. You just, you put it down. I guess I'm done. I guess I'm talking.

And then you'll start saying something. You're going to be like, it's like he got what he wanted. Right. So God forbid you just let me finish and then edit it out. I didn't see the current impression. I have seen him do that impression before. It's like this. With that, either it's like this, right?

Or I just put it down. Yeah. It's incredibly. Disrespectful I guess so I I I I without being a dick No I know I'm saying I feel Certainly not With being a dick

Listen when we're filming the videos Um Once like I guess it maybe takes away Do you think that you're missing out on like funny lines from you? Or it's just like the blatant disrespect Yeah I mean that doesn't really matter To me once I hear the word I know golf shot Comment and once I hear the comment

I know I know that's that's done right there So I just keep it moving There'll be times where I start saying something and it's too long-winded. And so he's just done. That's all it is. But in his defense, he kind of, I know what it's going to look like in the video. I'm not,

it's not like, I think he kind of knows if it's going to be like heat or not. And so if it's not going to be something he's going to put in, he has no time for it. And I kind of respect that a little bit. He's not, he's not going to like funnel through trial. If someone's telling you a story and you just in the middle of it,

you realize it's not going to be a good one, you don't just get to walk away from it, like in life. right you gotta hear it out you're like god in the back you're right like this fucking sucks but you go oh yeah no okay i do like you can't just shut you can't just shut somebody down it does it does cross it's cross my mind a few times when i've done it that like i like i like i look like an idiot but i do know when when you say your line or you say your sentence i i see in my head like the cut being made and then i just like move on it's like saving him work you're you're just your

director yeah he's director's your asses no i i'm gonna stick real from now on i'm just gonna I will say I do like getting him and tick involved, like behind the camera, like saying something. Of course. And having the response. But like, at least once a video, I'll be like, yeah, I'm sorry you doing. You'll be like, never been better. I'm like, you look very happy. You'd be like, I want to kill myself.

And then we'll just keep him moving. I think it adds to it. I think even if we go on other channels, I like talking to the guys behind the camera because like, he gives me, Cutsi gives me the most shit out of any. He comes for me. Like he's quick to be like, yeah, but he's quick to be like, and I like it. but he's quick to be like, shut up, dick weed or something. He says the most absurd, like, insults ever.

He'd be like, one time he called me, um, dick breath and people like, damn, bro. Did you? Dick breath's a good one. Yeah, that's a really good one. Did that sting a little bit? It shocked me for a little, but I'm used to, I'm used to, I'm losing my, like, authority with him.

No, I listen to you. You know? I have your back, though, all the time. I think he just knows where to keep you in check sometimes. There's times where I know Yama and. not to be fucked with and I stay the I stay the hell away but there's times more and more I feel like recently we're all kind of like throwing a little jab here there you know I think he's got to be kept on his toes recently we've been on such like a good like streak like with the filming like for the

week that we're just kind of cruising so it's like there's a lot of banter and there's a lot of like shit talking but it's all like love you know yeah I'm going to ask for bangers only true we did and we got bangers. I think at the end of the day it's always love. But yeah, it's, we've gotten a lot done this week. The videos that we're going to, there's a lot of, we talked about it a little bit on the last part was a lot of 18 whole videos coming out. Challenges.

Challenges. We're stocked up on challenges. Our bodies have been through the fucking ringer in the last week. Week and a half. Bob literally has a fucking stomach virus. Yeah. He's literally, he's a parasite. Challenged him into a disease.

The man can't go an hour without. shitting. It's been terrible. I'm concerned about him, to be honest. He'll be all right. I don't think it'll go. I don't know to urgent care. What do they say? She thinks it's definitely some type of stomach virus and she thinks it will go away, but then they gave me a description. You ask about Montezuma's revenge, potentially? Didn't ask about that. I got a prescription. The thing was, I came. The first thing they rule out. They're like, Montezuma's revenge. It's not that. Have you been to Mexico? You haven't? Okay, great, not that. Can you get that without going to Mexico? No, not really. What's the other one? Beasel. Beaselbug? No, there was a, what did I say? He had a parasite or he had a, um,

some kind of fucking bug inside of you that just was eating away your insides. I would take that at this point. You have got to have lost 10 pounds in the last week. Yeah, but that I could use 10 pounds loss. I went on that industrial scale at Publix and the thing shot up like a fucking rocket. That video though. Hey, Johnson, pull that video up. Oh, that thing industrial.

Here, I'll step on. I'll step on the scale. I don't like you do a sign of it. Oh, that thing is shot up with it. I got two fifty two to, okay. All right, well, I got shoes on it. I'm not. I'm not too.

I look at it. Oh, ha. You know what? No one. No one. That is funny, bro. That video. But then it's just classic Joe.

Oh. You know, it's, it went like that, but then he looks at for it. Yeah, like, popped on. I should have slowly made my way. up. I like fucking stepped on the scale like it was a fucking contestant. I go in a in unlike the, oh yeah.

Congratulations Joe. You are officially the fatest kid at camp. Oh yeah. Congratulations. You're officially the fatest boy at camp. Let's give him a round of applause. But then he went like heavyweights. One of the greatest movie. Get on the scale. Get off the scale. Joshua

Burnbound. Get on the scale. Get off the scale. Get off the scale. Get off the scale. the second he he opt off Perez like said something to him and he's like well I had shoes on I think there was at least a pound and a half worth of clothing belts shoes wallets phones so so 248 and a half no two probably 249 and a half to 250 he was a that's that's that's heavy not bad the guy wasn't wearing a shit like fucking

I was wearing I was wearing big golf shoes I was wearing a belt I think I think you get to two 50 maybe could you get 50 and a half Got the new iPhone, the newest one. Dude, it is the new iPhone. That's the max. That's a heavy camera. That's the max. There's a 15 times zoom on that thing, so that's got to count for something.

I used to always, like, when you go on the scale, you try and tell yourself, like, oh, well, like, I puts a muscle on or, like, you will tell yourself whatever you can. And I do it all the time where I'll be like, oh, this, this happened. I got a good 35 pounds to lose. Maybe 40. 2.10, I think I'm in a good. range. Maybe you just get a new iPhone.

No, I think 210, if I get to 200, it would be unbelievable shape. But I think 210, 215 even is pretty solid. You'll never see 200 again. I think it's 50 pounds. It's not 100. Well, actually, 48 and a half if you take away the stuff. What are you doing to make that happen? Well, listen, here's the thing is I've been going to the gym every day, but I'm weightlifting.

I need to start doing more cardio. Like my back and my arms are getting like more strong But like I've now got to commit to like just Pummeling down on the cardio What about the gym every day? What about the nutrition? Where are you at with that? Yeah about that.

When I'm here like with Nicole most days like she's feeding me so I eat well Like when we're up but it hasn't helped you. When you say eat well you mean like salads and like she cooks she cooks well Like it's it's not like she's making me shit like once a while we'll go for dinner and I I kind of have fun. But like most days I'm eating well, when I'm on the road, it's all fucking,

the fun and games begin. And then also, too, I feel like we've done so many fucking challenges. The pizza challenge, the wheel challenge that we just, I mean, those don't help. But yeah,

I gotta make some changes. I think moving, me coming in already with just a bad case of diarrhea coming into that challenge we did. We have a challenge coming out. Where it's an eight. whole wheel

challenge where the wheel decides what we do of orange juice gummy bears snicker bars goldfish of honey nut chirios of full bag of goldfish salami salammon watermelon watermelon

have a day drinks have a day drinks which we're wondering of those nice I feel like to do 18 of those nice I feel like I'm missing something no I think that's everything say goldfish goldfish knickers gummy gummy bears yeah I fell watermelon like I've never the watermelon was so watermelon was really good

watermel was great watermill was great yeah I just I felt it just crushing me folks we interrupt this podcast to let you know that it's brought to you by the good folks over at seek geek whatever the live event that you want to go to is doesn't matter do it the right way download the seek geek app today use promo code BDS pod go ahead and get $20 off your first purchase of tickets today whatever the event is, do it the right way. Look for that little green dock to ensure that you're getting the best possible deal. Seeky to the moon. Damn, son.

I fell off a fucking golf scooter. Oh, jeez. At a golf course almost fucked my whole shit up. Fortunately, I've got padding, and I just bounced off of the thing. And then I fucking blew a tire in a golf cart today. Oh, he was on the golf scooters? It was one of those fat scooters on the golf course. Oh, yeah, bro.

Like the hog. Oh, you know what? been on a whole hundred percent i thought you were talking about like one of the uber one or the the bird i'm talking like a big it was on the cooking he tumbled head over the fucking wheel bird scooters no big deal i think it's nothing this is a big it's a motorcycle it was a was a motorcycle and i fucking just he tumbled over shit by the way you said the caddy has the video there's a video stupid that would be i don't know how to get to him i don't have any way oh there's always well i think i can get

Listen, I get to. I think the channel is ready for another viral video. I'm afraid of what this looks like. I think we already have a viral video. Well, I'm saying, I'm saying there's always, there's always time for another viral video. And you know, it's so funny, FP said it and I couldn't relate more. We were having dinner last night. He's like, you know, it was so nice.

Like, when I fell, the people, like, came to my aid to, like, see if I was okay. It was so refreshing and, like, different than what I'm used to because normally I would have just, like, looked up to cackling and laughing. You guys would have pissed your pants, bro. We had the video. We still can. You guys would have pissed your fucking pants at this fit. Explain to me,

explain to Bob how you explained to me, like what happened. So this is good. The caddies at this particular golf course that will not be named. Use like those fat scooters, which are big like motorcycles. And they've got like a fucking bunker rake

and they just cruise around on these things. So the caddies like, hey, let me get you on video on this thing. like it was a part three he's like you you can do it i was like i don't know about this he's like you got it so i fucking he like tells me how to do it i'm ripping this thing bro sitting on it to start and i'm like standing on it i'm like this is a like i'm buying one of these fucking things it's fucking awesome and they go fast they go they rip do they have different gears on them this thing's fucking rip and then the driving it was not the problem i drove it i drove it great

got to where i wanted to park it the thing is is like the little uh kickstand like when you want to drive it forward you have to like move it forward for the stand forward over and then when you park it you have to like put it down and then like pull the scooter back on it the problem was the fucking ignition the like the ignition's

on the handle thing and you pull it back that's how you go so when I got done I'm good I put the thing down and when I went to pull it back to put the kickstand I ripped it and it just went and I'm right I'm green sided on a part three

at a nice golf course and it was Very nice call, you know, if it was, if it was just the street, I would just let it go, right? And it would have just fizzled out and fallen, whatever. But like, it would have gone onto the green or onto, into a bunker. So I just held on. And this thing is just fucking pulling my ass. It's like my feet are back behind me. I'm like, I'm like, this.

And then finally, because of the way, it just went on its side. And then, like, the wheel, like, there's like a big gash in the ground. And, and then. And then at that point it stops, but my momentum's going. So I just fucking, I just bounce on it. I just like, it goes down and stops and I'm still going. So I just go boom, boom. And I'm like, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

And then I end up in front of it on my back. Oh, my God. And I was just like, in tears. You know, it's like the pizza video. Like, you know, you talk about when I fall like that, I don't move. He just laid. I'm just so pissed off. What do you mean with the pizza video?

Like, you remember I fell down the stairs? And I just laid there. Stayed there. I just sat down. So I just like, I just ended up. And I was just starfish. And I just laid there for,

forever. And there was no. There was no. There was silence, bro. There was six of us. We were playing the six them. Two caddies. Silence. Silence.

Kelly James, the fucking musician. You saw it all. Saw the whole thing. Go Perez. Bill on you. Yeah. Silence. Because these people were fucking worried.

Because they don't know me that, like, I didn't move. I didn't say anything. I didn't move. I just laid there still. And then, like, finally, I just sat up. And by that time, they got me like, are you okay? You're okay?

I'm like, I'm like, I'm fucking good. He's like, don't get up. Don't get up. I'm like, I'm good. Like, get me up. That's tough. And then, but no one ever broke into the laugh. I needed the laugh because it would have been there for you.

Everyone was. I wouldn't have asked how he was. They were all, cackling like a fucking hyenas for me. Oh. I needed to be. I needed the shit talk, but I didn't get the shit talk. It was everyone was like. Perez, he really knows how to ball, but even better, he knows how to fall.

Kelly James starts breaking out and full wrap. I got to get this video. Dude, you got to get the video, man. It's a viral moment. It probably was a five second fall that felt like an hour. Dude, do you know those are tough? When the garage thing happened, it's like time slows down. Yeah, it's scary.

And like from the moment when I hit, I just remember going down and looking at the van, I'm like, these motherfuckers are going to. laugh so fucking hard and I got up and and and I just heard jet he's like cuts you go get to the go to the go around the door get to the chopper and I went around and I went to the bathroom and I could just hear pure laughter to the point where it was like it was the hardest collectively I've ever seen our group laugh I had some we've had some we've had some like I'm a four was pretty hard there's been some moments where like we've really when we've really

fucking gone off but like I don't think I've ever seen you guys collectively laugh as hard as you did when I fucking give us a lot of laughs Joey day that that you I remember we went to we were filmed with Good Good at that time and we went to their house and

I had to like keep stepping outside because like I needed moments to like collect myself and like it was the funniest you show me a funnier video than that. The fact that people think that that's going to hit his head. He's not going to hit his head.

Watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head. Bang. Of all, people think it's fake. There's just, there's nothing you could do. You just... Well, the thing is, is it doesn't make any sense. But the fact is I was high as shit.

You were high. On an edible when I did that. So that, that... Yeah, that does equate to a lot more, you know, reasonable understanding of... Because otherwise, it doesn't make sense what I did. You know, I asked. or somebody asked on the podcast last week,

our favorite jet moment. His moment shocked me. I get it. Like, it was funny, but there was definitely better ones. You're going to hate it because you're going to think it's so stupid. Thank God I wasn't.

But he went to the, um, he went to the Scottsdale Airbnb, Airbnb when Yaman was through a little fucking pissy fit. He was stomping up the stairs and he went down like, and it was really funny. Don't get me wrong. Awesome.

But I think there's, a lot. It sounded like a building with now. What made it funny was how pissed he was. I wasn't even stomping. This one, listen, all the other ones you can have. I was take this one to the grave. I was, you were stomping. I was running up the stairs. I'm fat.

I made a lot of noise. I did fall, but it sounded like I was angry than I was. You were having a tantrum and you paid the price for it. No, I did fall and I heard Bob, I was like, oh, fuck. But, yeah. I mean, we all, there's always, there's a moment in all of our lives where you're walking away and you hear Bob's laughter in the distance and you

know you're you've been banked yeah yeah so i feel like also too the thing the funny thing is it feels like we've been to scott still like 5,000 times yeah sure have but if we get that video on the pod that will be amazing what do you think the odds are oh he'll get it here we go you might have it are we already live oh no oh come on come on come on give me that good stuff stube oh you're gonna you're gonna have if it's if like by how he described it holy shit that guy's just riding around in a red golf cart shirtless. People ride around in their golf carts here. I'm surprised you haven't done that yet.

To have a golf cart here? You bought your dad one. Yeah, but there's no need to have one here. It's kind of cool. There's a messenger to publics, dude. Yeah. Go to Millers Hill House. I've got some spring rolls.

Panda. That place is, oh, I haven't hit the. Is that Panda? Does that Panda hit? I haven't been. They all hit, baby. The Panda Burrito. Oh, that Mikey put up?

Not my interest, man. But that was an innovation. It's not like something they offered. No, I think it is. I don't think they have that. I think it's new. I think somebody just had the innovation to do it and created it. Somebody must have gotten the materials and then source the wrap.

Really? I don't think they have that. I've never seen that. I can't imagine. The way it was posted, it looks like it's new. Well, I've got my finger on the panda pulse. Yeah. I haven't seen that.

You do too. You're a panda guy. Panda's the best. Panda slap. What's your panda order? If you get three items. Orange chicken. What are you talking plate?

What do you start with? What's your base? Oh yeah. Fried rice? I do love me. I like the loam. I'm a steam rice guy. The orange chicken.

The orange chicken. And then I don't know what it's even called like because I get the same thing every time. Beef and broccoli? Yes, beef and broccoli. Sure. I know you like that. You didn't know what beef and broccoli was called? You want to talk about the largest soft drinks in the game?

A large panda. A larger panda is like fucking. They don't even taper the, you know, like you get a big goal with the smaller bottom and then it gets bigger. Yes. They don't taper. It's just a big old fucking cup, bro. Do you remember when we went in, uh, in Monterey?

We were going to Quayelot. Oh, yeah. That was a special site. I'm shocked we haven't gone collectively as a group more because it's a great play. What do you? What's your play? What's your order? For me, um, I, I, I, I, I will fuck with the, with the noodles with the low main.

You love a good noodle. The big one. I think, I think, I think noodles is better than rice, personally. and then I'll do I'll fuck with a beef and broccoli I'll do that honey walnut shrimp I like that

it's got crunch and then I'll I'll fuck around and find out with a little side spring roll oh yeah we got to the egg roll or spring I mean I'm all in on that you know the only thing that disappointed me was their goons

those cream cheese goons yeah it was a little disappointing but I mean you got to look at where you're going it's not a crap game Look, the other stuff, the orange chicken, that honey walnut shrimp, I think is good. I don't think to go enough and I should. I like it. I really do.

White rice. Sweetfire chicken. Oh, that's good. And honey sesame chicken. The terriacchi chicken is really good too because they cut it up right there for you. And it's actually a little healthier, but it's really fucking good. It's also privately owned by the sweetest couple of, have you done your research on that? I've done some backrox.

It's this like nice little couple that owns all. of them and they like put you through college they do something nice for all their yeah they never sold out to corporate america system for enterprise yes yes it's just like you work up through there you get a scholarship it's a real deal you go to enterprise and they give you the tools to be your own boys it's it's a family my family all right folks here to present to you the titan elite range finder you cannot go wrong you might be noticed myself fp precision pro range finder for a while now and here we are rocking and rolling you can't go wrong with these things might not hit the best might not hit it to the target but it's going to give you the number every single time and now going

on during father's day you got the father's day sale get $30 off through all the father's day head on over precision progolf dot com get yours today and let's start hunting some flagsticks right here right now speaking of family zander chaffel Oh, nice. What happened? What did he do? Tell him. I mean, he won a fucking major. And you know what? Cudos to Bob. He had money on him from the start.

And, you know, Tick and I were like, really? He's like, I'm going back to the well. I got it. I'm believing. And my God, it was so cool to see him. I told FP that that final put, it wasn't even like it was a crazy, hard, like, swooping pot or downhill. but it was just so much pressure because I really feel like if that goes to a playoff and he misses that, you kind of feel like that's going from missing a put to having to beat Bryson. That's going to be a tough fucking pull.

He said that after. He said if he went to playoff, he was going to be. And he didn't be in trouble. I'm sure he would have stepped up and he was like nervous. And he talked about how nervous he was. He also thought that I think he said the playoffs probably go to 18, which is not true. It's a three-hole aggregate. which I think he would, honestly, I think he'd have a better chance over more holes,

especially 13, which there's no advantage for Bryson. Oh, it was going to be 13? It would be 13, probably 17, 18. 18 would have, yes, Bryson has the advantage. 18 would have, yes, Bryson had advantage, but I don't think really much on 13 or 17. Did he eagle 18 twice? He believed that. He chipped in one and he putted one.

The shot, the shot that Zander hit, the most oppressive shot was the one out of the, when he was standing in the bunker. Yeah, that was a good ball. And he was, like, lined up, and he, he, like, got in the bunker and then he's like he got out to like reassess and he smacked the shit on. I've never been so nervous for a guy watching him. I was so nervous. It almost slipped out too.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, he hit hard. The other shot that was very impressive was his little pitch chip on 17 when he kind of missed right. He drove it in the bunker and then missed right. You know, he hit a shot that if he doesn't hit perfect works out because he's. kind of kept it low. So even if he kind of rides the face, it rolls out. That's,

that's a, those are tough shots with nerves when you're, all the nerves. These little shots are the hard ones, man. And we got some half a day hats hugging him after. That was pretty sick. Big wave.

Big wave was there. He was just, he understood the assignment. That was awesome that he was so cool to see. Dude, I had like three of my dad's friends text me. Like, that's so cool. I saw you hugs in there. Yeah.

A lot of him thought it was you. No. Yeah, so many people mess. Imagine if Zander saw you there. I don't know if he would have gone for the hug. He would have seen you after probably. Yeah. You know what?

I got it off and kept walking. I got a good thing. A good, just good, we all got a good thing going with them of just ripping on each other. What do you think he thinks about, I know he says he's not on social media. His team runs it. But what do you think he thinks about that? Seeing every comment on his, on his posts are. Because you, Bob, to be honest.

I don't think he gets. No chance. Lying. He's got no clue. I think if it... Well, you posted a picture with the, with the dogs today. Do you think that that was someone who's not... He doesn't do it.

His people are I saying, hey, can you please send me a picture we can post? And he's like, here's my fucking dogs. He put out nine, like, collab posts after he won. Like, boom, boom, boom. If he's running that himself, he ain't doing that. I think that... I think he's the type of guy that all of this shit is going to make it worse. Like, he's the type of, like, spiteful, funny.

that like all the fucking comments are making it like oh he oh i'm definitely not fucking doing this i believe it's good which is what he just wants he just wants to see the world burn we'll get him three whole eight we'll get him three holes at a time every every nine month yeah he just wants to fucking hop on a party and play some call of duty with his well someone who does want to play with us tell him day who's this fp breaking news uh we do have breaking news second second place we just spoke about bryson de shamba oh yeah Sounds like he wants to link up for a couple of film days, which we did in Dallas,

fucking almost two years ago. You had COVID, so you didn't even do it. It's been too long since we've done stuff with him. He seems to be ramping back up on the YouTube stuff, which is cool, obviously for us. Was that two years?

It was August. It was tickets. It was tickets first trip. Yeah, August 22. He's been doing these break 50s with a bunch of folks. I'm sure that would be the three of us in him. Breaking 90 with Bob just. Yeah, to do a breaking 50, it would be a lot of fun.

And then, you know, obviously, do that for him, hopefully. And then we'd love to do a 3V1, a classic Bob does sports 3V1. That would be fucking with the row. We might get, we might get whacked. Well, last time, if we play like, it was kind of fucked up last time because it, not fucked up, but you weren't there. Him and Martin were playing together. And I don't remember how the handicaps were done. Was it, oh, they were like missing clubs or something, right?

Was it our video or his video where he fucking rocked us? he made like six birdies and eight holes and you played unbelievable bris and did you played you and me you play you were birding like crazy he smoked us there was a video where he played left-handed against you guys which was he played with my shirt yeah he played with my old and then there was a video where he's him and martin i think against you two we did three or four videos there was another one where we did with few of them were for him kwon was in a video we did two for us uh not brood donkey who uh was ben hadden was in another like but ben hadden was

That was, I think he was. That was for Bryson, though. It was for Bryson, yeah, he was not there. I thought it was him and Luquan. Luquan was definitely there. Oh, Hogan. There was a video that came from that, that it was slipped under the radar. I think it was one of the funniest videos.

Can I guess? And I couldn't believe it didn't do the numbers. Can I guess? Was it with his grooves? No. Oh, no? Was it the Gatorade? You two are in the cart.

And he's talking. And then cuts, his voice change. voice changed. And my voice emperors you like this? Your voice just changed? Your voice just changed? Or am I like,

am I like, my like, dehydrated? And then like his voice changed. We got to dig that back up. Am I like really dehydrated? And you're like, no,

no, my voice changed. My voice was like a frown. There was a bubble in there. It changed like in a moment. It was like weird. You know what you're like, am I dreaming right now?

Because I just kind of didn't acknowledge. I thought maybe he didn't hear it. And he was just like, yeah, what the fuck just happened? It was hot. as hell. Four power rates and nine holes. I think I'm finally sweating this hangover out. To be honest, he might be the best thing for you.

Did your voice exchange or is that me? It did. Okay. I was just making sure. I thought I started hearing differently. No, it was like scared the shit out of me. It just, uh, no, your hearing's fine. I thought I was about to fucking pass out, dude. I am, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. It was. Yeah. I will say this, Bob, um, watching Bryson hit the golf ball off the tea is one of the more demoralizing things I've ever felt. Having to hit after him because he'll pick a line

that is so far off like where the court, like it'll be like a dog leg right and most people might take the edge. He's like, I'm going to hit over the trees there. It's like, you know, that is a neighborhood. And sure enough, he hits it over the trees and it's like on the green for an eagle, like he's got like an eagle put on a par four. It's like it's, it doesn't sense. Not only does he hit it and Jay, you were there, you saw. Not only does he hit it fucking

far, he hits it straight as a fucking, like, like an arrow. It's unbelievable to watch. Good player. Good player. So, I'm an idiot. The caddy filmed on my phone. You have it? He has it right now. It doesn't catch me. It stops right before I fuck myself up. Are you serious? Did you do that out of respect? No, I clearly didn't know it was coming. Oh no That's me This would have been And then I stand up

First off I had just I had just thrown I had just thrown an absolute dart Oh I literally threw a dart Where I didn't even have to put it out This is me I was feeling so confident

That's the shot I just hit I stuck it on a part three And then he comes over to me And it's right after that Oh What an absolute Right after that I fucked my side

up fucking cocky that sucks man that sucks that sucks how about FP just standing on there just oh I do that I still might buy one you'll look good on it you look very comfortable they were awesome

man um all right we can do we can roll into a nice long Q and A can we get a fixed Bob series because the sling king is hard to watch oh my damn bro yeah You're going to do something like that

Yeah It's time Should we? It's time Yeah yeah We mentioned a little bit on the A few pods ago But yeah

We wanted to do the fixing series Obviously it's needed for sure The grant is going to fix you The way I mean I'd be curious to see the comments But the way we were thinking was Grant gives the lesson And then Grant gives the lesson

You guys come on the course FPs like course management Like helping me coaching me Kind of through it And you're there to just heckle the fuck out of me. I mean, it's going to, you know, it's going to take time. A hundred percent.

Breaking 80 series. It's going to, you know, hopefully not that long, but it could take forever. I think, not forever, but it could take some time. Take a while. So I think, you know, yeah, we work with Grant. We got to get a base. See where you're at. Get that fucking documented.

And then we work with you a little bit. Course management. I think you may be a little short game work. I was talking to a, what's the guy, short game chef? who's out in Short Game King or Short Game Chef? I think it's Short Game Chef who's out in Phoenix

Grass Clippings guy Sleeze introduced me I told him about the series we're going to do He's like yeah let's like Get him right I would love So that would be nice

I bet Slees does a lot of intros Yeah Please he introduces a lot of people To each other for sure He's a Thunderbird He's the best Oh he's the best of all time Slees is the best

Yeah Grant I think you and Grant You'll do like One playing lesson to see that baseline like you're saying. And then when we all film together, we do it, FP will be the on course help. I think, yeah, exactly that.

Grant does the lesson, or also we could call into him throughout. Right. He manages it. Right. And then I want him just fucking roasting me. Yeah. And like you mentioned short game chef,

I think it'd be funny if we just keep bringing people in. Like a different person. Just keep coming on it. It'll be a lot. But like if short game chef wants to join, maybe get like a pro to come. By the way, it doesn't have to happen right away like i mean

trinths of the break 90 people love watching that so you know yeah i think it's fun to see the progression too if it does take longer and then you finally do it you can like go back and see all the different times that you tried yeah i think it'll be good i mean the thing too that i guess excites me about it is it will be cool to to do i think i'll enjoy doing it but also um i think it adds a new wrinkle into the channel obviously we're putting out are you putting everything 100%. Yeah, you got it.

There's a real round of golf. His part of short putting is not a problem. No, it's putting is okay. But I think like when anytime you add the strokes, him and I, there's more pressure. It's more scary for sure. Well, yeah, it's part of it. I mean, yeah, that's like FP said, it could take up. I mean, it could definitely take a while.

I just, I think it's good to add a new wrinkle. You, I'm FP, you really were talking to me about doing it a lot. You mentioned it a lot. I talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it a long time ago. Yeah. You too? I think we all sort of talked about it.

It wouldn't be we talking about even the Perez versus. We were talking about that. It was logical. It's good. It'll give people. Problem is Joey tomorrow over here is already broken 80 many times. So it's. Chasing 70 with cuts?

No, that's not even. Chasing par with Joey Colcuts? Have you ever shot par? I've never shot par. Chasing par with Joey Coldcuts. The best round I've ever had in my life, people always are like, He's fucking lying.

I have too much respect for the game to actually lie about that. Like, you know Bearsall. He is the fucking stickler. He makes me put everything out. Like, that round at Banff, I shot 75 with no gimmies, no molligans. It was the best round I've ever played. What a liar. I have hit, yeah, I want a liar.

I have hit high 70s on several occasions. But I wouldn't say a lot. I would say probably less than 10 times. Chasing par would tell me, Coca. Chasing par could take a lot. long time. But that's the same, I mean, it's the same series essentially. It would be, it would be, it would be cool because I've never, ever done that. And to me, it was like, I always thought, like, if I could ever shoot hard or like better once, I feel like I've kind of accomplished

what it means to be like a true golfer. Yeah. You always, I mean, you used to talk about how it's, it's true, there's only so much you can do, like in golf and concepts and different things. Yeah. So this is good. And even some of the videos we shot, we've never filmed before. So like, we're trying. I mean, we're cooking up some stuff. We're doing good. But yeah, I mean, we're putting out, you know, you put out six videos a month. You got to throw in a couple of wrinkles. So I had three videos this week.

Did we? I saw somebody said that, but did we? I think we did. Unless they're counting Thursday, Thursday, Monday. They meant the podcast. Oh, maybe that's what they're not. So then Monday, Tuesday. Hey, we're putting out content, man.

Got to put out content. It's all about tent. Yums. All time best mascot in sports. Oh, that's a great question. Best ever mascot. I mean, I, I, I got one for you. Oh.

I'm going to give you mine out of respect. I'm going to go Philly Fanatic. Yeah, that's really good. That's mine. That's really good. Benny the bowl, maybe? Benny the bowl jams, man. He's a funny guy.

Yeah, I got to go with Benny the ball. It's nice. There's some good ones, man. This should be good. I thought we're going to get like a hockey. It should be really good. I was thinking hockey. The Flyers mascot, actually.

Yeah, it's good. It's the Philly. It's the Philly. It's unbelievable. I think he's my favorite. That's what Philly does mascots. The Boston, you think the guy who's in like Red Sox.

Red Sox. What is he called? Yeah. He might. There's a chick too. What the fuck is going on over there? Listen, there's things around me that are bumping around.

What's the Red Sox one too? That's pretty good. Wally. Wally. I have a picture of that Pee and Wally. Chick Wally. How about Chick Wally? What's the,

is it Mr. Met? Is that what he's called? Yeah. Mr. Matt. No, he's good. I just, he's kind of a clown. You know who's really good to? I'm a Marlins, man.

You know what's really good to is the, uh, the gorilla. He ain't gonna like that. The Phoenix gorilla is really good for the Phoenix son. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't know his name, you can't be a famous, crazy fucking donks and jumps through like fire and shit. That's pretty cool. The leprechaun? Uh, yeah, we get a, yeah, you got to respect to Celtics. Boston lepercon. Um, anybody else?

I think that. Uh, it's a good question. top this is random these are just random just rattling them off top movie based on the soundtrack and i guess that can mean to score as well like the score as well we talk about i have mine i got mine blow we talk we have this conversation blow is good i never seen ever seen blow never never never no that's great i'm gonna go with good fellas that's a really good fellas that's a really good fellas is funny ball solid money ball's got a great remember the titan to me is never great that's one of the best movies. I think I just missed it in my deprived child. Like, it just like passed over me.

I never saw it. I don't see that. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm sure. Certainly not. I can, um, I'll watch it though. It's fucking good. I find myself having a hard time watching movies, though. I don't remember the hell of me. You'd like this. And, um, it's, is it like a, Johnny, is it like a thriller. Uh, yeah. Action. Like mystery. It's, it's like a crime. It's like, a, what do they call? It's like a biopic almost. You know a movie was really good. Which I don't like to pump his tires too much, but the Tom Cruise movie where he's a pilot. Oh, yeah. He's flying across delivering drugs.

That's a guy's name. That movie is based on, first of all, it's based on a true story. And I like this. Yes. Yeah. It is awesome. Barry Seal. Barry Seal.

Okay, so I watch that tonight. Barry Seals. I'm telling you, it was for the cartel. He was like a cartel pilot. Well, he started out as a regular pilot. They all do. And then he got turrets. And all of a sudden he's working for the fucking cartel.

And the CIA. And then the CIA got him and turned him against a cartel. Why he was still working with the cartel? It is awesome. It ends exactly the way you think of it. Yeah, it's just a fucking much. Why don't you want to pump his tires? What do you ever get to?

Because I think he's just. You don't like Tom Cruise? He's awesome, but I think he prefaced it was I don't want to pump his tires. Yeah, you don't like Tom Cruise? He's awesome. I could go without his ego. The antics? I've heard he's a good.

great guy. Maybe he is. I've never met him. He never came to a hotel. He's a little out there. They had a Scientology thing at the hotel that I was doing the value. Bob, I'm telling you, I watched the movie

like a few months ago and I was like, this is awesome. I'm in, I'm in. I don't know what it's called Barry Seel. Just look up Tom Cruise pilot drugs. You talk about a great beef. Cotsie versus Tom Cruise would be

one of the all-time beefs that I've ever seen in my life. You start jumping on the couch. I would knock him out with one punch. Minority report. What a good. minority report is very good yeah mission impossible one mission impossible two cruise does his own three bro mission possible eight he's he's definitely i mean how about rain man

rain man rain man is fucking rain man's good that's what tom has to work against he will not i bet you he's fucking i bet you he's so crazy i bet you he's like into jiu jitsu or some sure i bet he's i bet you he would fuck me up tom cruise follows him on instagram everything's oh the beef would be squashed everything's fine there's no beef i think he's a great actor i just Cutsi was a little bit of Scientologist. There's beef. There's a little bit. There's a little bit.

There's chemo sab. There's definitely a little bit of beef. For sure. Tom, if you're watching, he doesn't do with the smoke. Well, Tom, if you happen to be watching or if your people are watching, I can promise you, Joey Colkatz. What if Tom Cruise watches Bob does support?

I would have a new profound respect for him, but there's not a chance in hell. But if you don't think he's hot shit and it can't be like he's like an average an everyday guy, man. And he's like the average man. That's not why.

100%. What if he just, what if he likes watching YouTube golf? He would. He would. Maybe he watched the Grants. He might watch Grant. I could see him being into Grant.

Grant would be. He's got his eye on Grant. He wants him to get into, he's the guy's doing over here. He's trying to get Grant into the church. All right. Let's hit another one, Yams. I don't know why.

There's four of the same questions. And it's a random thing. He says, what is the worst sporting event you've ever attended. Oh, man. But four different people or one guy I'll tell you what mine was. I went to a gray cup years ago. What, say it again? It was awful.

I went to a gray cup in BC place for the CFL and it was their like Super Bowl and the black eyed peas were playing at half time. I thought it was going to be good. It stunk. It was like the Montreal Alouettes against like the Hamilton

Tiger Cats, I think. They took the, they took the it was awful. They took the gig because or it might have been the Saskatchewan rough riders

they thought the money was so high and then they realized it was Canadian yeah and they were like oh fuck they'd get paid a whole lot

more yeah it makes much you know I in all honesty it's a problem for like Canadian based teams because they

you think about it right if people go to the stadium they're buying concessions in Canadian money the tickets are in Canadian

and then they have to pay their players in American really true 100% why

because they pay their they pay their players an American. So they're getting lost. You didn't say why. I don't, because everyone else in the league is getting paid American. Why would somebody, if you get paid...

It's a Canadian league. I'm telling you right now, look it up. They get paid in American. Well, imagine you, imagine if you have a bank in Florida. And you play in Vancouver during the season, you're going to have to, you're going to lose so much money on fucking exchange. But don't you get taxed? Don't you get taxed in the country that you are? Yeah, that's right.

Do you know that NBA players have to pay a tax for each road game they play and they got to pay a tax on that too? It's where you earn the money. It's crazy. But the same thing with golf. Like if you win a PGA in California, like Morcal won at Harding Park, he got bang. Yeah, yeah. It's a good problem to have winning a major championship. So Zander probably did pretty good.

What is it, what is the tax rate in Kentucky? It's okay. Don't you worry about Zander? Yeah. He is. I mean, Zander's been making, he's been, he's been, he's been, he's been rag after bag after bag. He's got like that Tony Fee now and I'm like, we're like,

he had before the major, he had won a major, but he's just raking him bags. And you know, the thing with Zander now is I feel like he's been trying to win for a while. And how many times have we watched him in a final pairing? You were like, you were an unbelievable human being. What's that? What are I, Is that wrong? CFL.

All CFL salaries are paid in Canadian. I'm talking about, like that's different. That's a Canadian League. I'm talking about look at the Vancouver Canucks. Oh, no, we were talking about CFO. I was talking about CFO. Oh, no, I'm talking about, like, if you're Vancouver Canucks. Oh, I was talking about CREA.

Because the league is American. Oh, no, no, no, no, CFL is a Canadian League. I'm, that's why I said. That makes more sense. I'm saying all the league is American. Like the same thing with the Grizzlies or like the Raptors, it's the same thing. That's the paid in America. That makes more sense, though still, they should figure that out.

But no, I'm seeing that. If you live in Van, Kuver like These can't close. Yeah. They can't close. Speaking of, not another people who should figure it out that I'm bringing about, do you see that T&T is probably losing the NBA?

That's terrible, by the way. It's awful. Where's it going to a new segment? NBC. Figure it out with the jet. Yeah. T&T needs to figure it out. Who are they losing it to false?

NBC is outbitting T&T for the NBA for the rights. No, NBC's trying to get Thursday night basketball. And now what does T&T do with the contracts that they have for those guys? Well, no, the, I'm saying, Oh, I think I assume they would run out because TNT doesn't own the rights. They could just hire those guys. That's all it is. They could.

NBC could, but they're not going to. You don't think they will. No, they're going to have their own people. I think those guys who are loyal to TNT. I saw Barclay doing an interview talking about how like Pisty is because like all the crew and all the every. It's like their lives and they don't think T&T is like cares enough about it. Turner. Turner.

Really? Do you have beef with Turner? Not Ted, but a couple other people in that. Smart. I won't come for Ted. Don't go with Ted Turner. You will lose that battle. Last one.

Okay. Here's a kind of relative one. Would that be the word? Are you guys going to do a video with Cheeto Santino? Oh. Play golf with him in Nashville at Trubidor. Went to one of his show at Zanis in Nashville. That was a great club.

He's awesome, bro. He's exactly what you think you would be based on podcasts and stand up and the golf stuff, the videos that he does. He's just, he's a fun guy. He's fucking hilarious, obviously. He's a great player. He's like a two, maybe a one or two. He's got fucking hands.

Like, he's, he's a good golf bird. He's the first hole we played, got like a crazy up and down on the second hole. He didn't play like his best total round, but he's clearly a good player. I think we'd have a fucking blast. That'd be great. He's so funny and his, he's like a little commentary. He's kind of got like that sarcastic. Yeah.

He chirps, which I think he would see us and would just start coming for blood. I loved him even before I knew he was like a comedian. I loved him and Dave. Yeah. By the way, if you've never seen Dave, it's low-key,

my favorite. Tickets started watching. He watched two seasons in a week. You know where a little dicky went to college? Yes. Where? He's from Philadelphia. Richmond.

He's a Richmond spiders. Yeah. Yeah. He's really? Yeah. Because he grew up in Philly. I went through a little. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. He's a Philly guy. He's a, he's a spider. Yeah, special guy. It is, it is, have you ever watched an episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got me hooked. You got me on it. The milking table.

Oh, it's so funny. The second season, the ending of the second season, I was so jacked up and like, it was so, it was such an awesome finish. I was like, I was ready for the third season. I had to wait a long time. And the third season was kind of weird. The first season ending was awesome too. But yeah, well, maybe hopefully we get, we get them on the show.

I have a show for you, by the way. that you have binged the fuck out of. I wonder if you guys have seen it. Have you ever seen How to Make It in America? Mm-mm. No. Oh my God. That's your new show.

That's your new show. How to make it in America is about these two guys who are like running around New York City trying to be entrepreneurs. And all the fucking shenanigans they get into trying to start like a clothing line. It is unbelievable. What's the clothing line? It's called crisp jeans. Yeah, so they clearly never made it. Well, you'll have to watch and find out.

Damn. It's the best binge show. You can ever watch. We got two things down tonight. Yeah, they're good for you. All right. Bring that tablet into the bathroom and just go to town. Got another one?

One last one. Was that the last? Yeah, we could do one more. Do one more. Fuck it. Get that phone back out. Dream occupation for each member outside of golf and social media. Damn, outside of golf too.

Yeah. And so I would go golf like architect. And if I have to go outside of golf, I guess like, how about we pick one for each of us? How about we each pick one for someone else? Oh, I like that. Oh, I like that a lot. Bob and I pick one. I like that a lot.

I got one for Joey D, man. I would want him to be like a parking enforcer. Like, Cutsi writes out tickets to people parking. That's your dream for him. I would love that. Like walking around with the vest on and just. I would just watch a GoPro of me doing it every day. Traffic enforcement?

Oh, it would be. Like, you would have no wiggle. room. If your meter runs out, oh yeah. And then like seeing the person come out to him, like, there's just tow trucks everywhere. Like, you know, I got food and cars left and right. I want to see Cutsi as like a doctor. No, you don't. I just want to see what that would be like. No, you're really, I really do. He's going to go, you're fine. People would walk out of the, out of the room feeling really good. I would make sure like they feel really, really good about themselves.

I feel like you you like bagging groceries would be pretty fucking funny too. Very good. The underlining thing I'm getting out of this is that me doing anything reality is actually pretty funny.

I'll tell you what. I'd love to walk back into Moes you press in that burrito line, man. You only got a few shifts to catch me back at that place. I was out of there quick. Moes? Remember when he worked at Moes? I don't hear this. Oh, yeah.

Wait a second, Dee. College. He talked about it. College. No, I never heard of college. Bres worked at Moes, the Mexican joint. Welcome to Moes. He's working the line, dog.

There's nothing else to do. Building burritos? Fuck, yeah, it was. Good ones. Damn. I just didn't like it. You know what it is? You know, by the way, going back to burrito place or like a taco place,

do you ever go to chronic tacos? Sure. No, I never heard of that. I've ever heard of that. You know who started it was. Stevo from Jack. No, it wasn't Steveo. We man.

We man. that's fun we man dude and they would sell alcohol in there and fucking it was like it was like a place where you go almost like a a better chipotle but like the burritos they'd make we're like fucking huge all right bob what we got for you oh for bobby some gas can't do the register can't be a fucking gash here robs dominoes yeah eat his own supply pop johns bob john i feel like i feel like this is good good question he'd be like a good host in a restaurant. Yeah. I feel like, well, I would have said like a door man or like, but he did that. He did that already. And that was he was really good at that. How about sell some cars? I mean, here's a, here's a year. I feel like you could sell some a lightly used certified. I could sling a Toyota's. A door by door salesman. Door to door salesman. Lightly certified used Nissan. You'd be a good door to door. Pathfinder. You did that too. He did that too, yeah.

You know what he would be good at? And here's the answer and it's not like the funnest one, but commentating, like being like a sports commentator or running like a night show. How about like a game show? About like a game show. Yeah. Hosting a fucking game show, bro.

Just a cheesy suit. Oh, yeah. Walk around with the fucking mic just like, the little stick. They all hold over. The skinny mic's weird. Yeah. They never just hold a mic.

They're always like, like, this. Like this? The skinny, the real skinny, like the, the Drew Carey, Mike or the, Drew Carey, step aside. Bob's taking over. I shouldn't say the Drew Carey Mike that's kind of disrespectful to Bob Barker. Who's lying? What about Yaman?

Let's close off with Yom. Oh, man. This is tough. How about a tax collector? Yeah. The guy says, you got served in. Holy shit. I'm not on your door.

That's tough. You got served, you know what I mean? Oh, process server? Yeah. Yeah. Um, there's a lot of things I think of. Damn. Porn star?

I feel like I'm on trial right now. I feel like pop would be a good porn star. Wode Yom's, Woldiam's porn star, name me. Dick nasty. Damn, bro. Make it stop. I feel like, yeah, I think anything to do with enforcing

some kind of... Oh, oh, I got it. DMV. Oh my. That's it. Behind the face. Yeah, that's it. Being an asshole.

Yeah. Oh my God. What's it? What a scumbach. Yeah, like if he was like head chef running like a like a chef line. Yeah. Just like fucking this is bullshit. Throwing plates of people.

The fuck out of my kitchen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's probably what happened. Yes, chef. Yes, Yaman. The funest one to do it is with Katsi. There's just so many things you could think of. There's just so.

many rich rich stuff we should do like a show one day just like you know how they have like the undercover boss but just like have me take up like one to two day jobs where like I have to see like the rain picker or something did that like dirtiest jobs or some shit 30 jobs

with Mike Roe yeah like that guy like Mike Roe I don't know who Mike Roe oh if you saw him you know dirty jobs and we were growing up was fucking that was shit that was Shark Tank yeah that was like the thing that was always on and you didn't know what to watch you could watch it every and he would do shit that you, he literally always ended up

in shit. Every episode he was covered in shit. He's always in poop. You think those guys from Shark Tang now just like, obviously they have people on it, but like their portfolio is too big. Like they can't, they like Mark, like we tried to tell you like you have a cookie company. Like, I feel like they just do it so much that they've had how many seasons, like. I wonder how many those go through.

You know, you know what else has been going on around forever is pawn stars? Pond stars is great. I'll catch myself. Chumley. There's two TikTok guys that do it now. Young kids. I like the shipping war, the container unit or the storage units. Storage wars?

Those were fucking great. The OG Walsh. They option off locked storage units when people don't pay after a while. You don't know what's inside? They open it up and you can't go in. You can only like peek around to see what there is. Everyone does. And then they do an auction real quick right in front of it.

But is it based, is that a real job or they yuck it up for TV? Both. I mean, it's like, it's same. But, okay. But you can't like, got it. You can't go in. You can't open. anything. You can't touch anything. You just have to look around if you think you see like a old bike.

Something that's worth a lot of money. It's fucking fun. The fucking dude, the, um, the Barry guy. The, uh, the fucking watches, like the Diamond District of New York where these guys are just flipping watches, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's Vuk, Vukum. Shout out Mois the jeweler. Shout out Moses the jeweler. It's a good dial. Shout out Jules. Jacob the Jueler. I can't get enough of that shit, bro. I love that shit. All right. Well, folks, that does it. Another nice, juicy episode there of the Bob Dosports podcast, as always, and we will see you next week. Keep your head on a swivel.