Bob Does Sports Podcast - Will Fat Perez FINALLY Make His Hole In One?

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to another edition here of the Bob does sports podcast. I can tell you this right now. I think these are the best names that we've ever had. Yom's going with Aramis Ramirez's fantastic poll, like awesome poll. Jackson Holidays, we got that new age from that boy Lee. I would question if D. Mann spelled T.J. Husman Zada right, but after his performance in the spelling bee, you got to give him the benefit of the doubt. I went with Marty Brodor Marty I like that

I don't know a single one of these guys Who the fuck is Daryl Dike? Yeah, what is Daryl Dike? It's D.K. He's forward for Orlando City that we just signed. Oh my God. Why am?

So how do you guys can pull out people? Yeah, but you got a home or play. Darryl. All those soccer. I was going to say you got to venture out of your hometown, but I have Martin Prador on mine, so I'll shut my mouth. Yeah, you also got, I don't know who that is behind you, but you got guy on your wall.

What do you mean, guy on your wall? Are we going on your judge right now? Oh, whoa. You're going to have a picture out of your hometown. You got a guy on your wall. Yeah, don't come at the wall. Don't do the wall. Come at the, come at the name I put, but don't, don't attack somebody's wall.

Do you know either? the guys on that wall, Jensen? That's a great question. No, I don't. Oh. I know. You don't judge by reputation, but I would never like that. You should know who that is.

Yeah, the broly dumb show behind him. Great program. It is a great program. Thank you. Custis, is there like a, like a wait, like, how do you find out about like news in the league? Is there like a sham's charania of like the MLS? Like, are you like locked in on him?

there's a there's a YouTube channel called like tactical manager that I follow and then mostly just like Instagram like Fabrizio Romano he does like all of soccer and like for the big signings in the MLS he'll he'll cover the MLS but like

I don't know like our Instagram we just announce when we sign people but like it's weird like Scott Bourdain no you've never heard of Anthony Bourdain not to pick on him. I just,

that's amazing to me. Yeah. When Yams was doing that impression, you had no idea what he was doing? No. He's not even an athlete. He's not an athlete. He's just like a person.

He's a public figure. I just, I just don't put, I don't put, like, things in my memory bank anymore. Like, ever, like, I don't have it. We can't.

You know what? Like, ever since when I was, like, 17, I, like, smoked weed. My brain, just doesn't remember things anymore. He probably smoked one joint his entire life and that was it. I don't tell you, I'm trying to get better about using a calendar now,

which is helping me too. Me too. I'm trying to get there too. Jensen, were you smoking joints or were you doing like bong hits? Like, what were you doing? No, I mean, I had like made parts.

I mean, I don't think I even put any of this in. Jesus, these kids, they don't know what it's like to fucking. I did. fucking making a joint out of an apple then talk to me. When Jensen hit a bong,

he treated it like a kegstan. Custy, back in the day, and I'm a little younger than these guys, but back in the day, I had to go to like back alleys and like, this was pre pre-sour day. You were looking for that tower.

You had to meet a guy in an alley. like you had to go into his car and then you had to like pay him get out of there. Separate yourself from the world to smoke. You can just hit a cart and fucking the grocery store. That's true. I mean,

you couldn't even. Smoking was one thing. You couldn't even pack the bowl in public. You had like that smelled. We had to like go for a row. We had to literally like ride around or like going to I guess we're keeping all this in. We've been talking about it for five minutes.

It's good. There's nothing wrong with this. It's fine. You had to find. You had to find. parents will now find out that I spoke to we did 17, but that's okay. Bro, you can't, don't worry. They're not going to remember it.

Welcome to the fucking club. It's a success story, Jensen. Your parents, your parents watch the pod, J-Bone? I think my dad does. Not the Bob to the Sports Pod. We saw that if you're watching, I did it one time, and it was done. And then it's going to lie to your father. Wait, wait, wait.

If your dad watches this and he sees you smoke, he's going to give you a call and be like, son, I'm disappointed. I mean, I'm 23. I've lived on my own for almost four years now. So, like, no. I mean, he would be like, damn, that sucks. You did it while you lived at home.

But I got there one time and I didn't like it. So I started to think it's not like I was 30. Same, I think every, every parent discovers that their kid was smoking weed under their nose at some point, you know? Every kid discovers that their parents were smoking weed under their fucking nose, too.

Like, it's two-way street. Both together. Yeah. We used to find these, like, like, parks at night and just sit there on a bench until cops showed up and just smoked weed. Seriously. Dude, imagine, like, Bean Yams, we deal like trying to meet up with them. Like, it's hard enough to get Jets and say hello to somebody at a restaurant. Imagine cutting through back alleys.

I'd be like, I'm just in the fucking alley. Like, get me fucking. Guys, 30 seconds late, dude. Yeah, you want to talk big tweak. Oh, dude. That's why I stopped smoke. I used to love it. I used to do all the time.

There were, and then I started tweaking and that was the end. What you tweet? Yeah, that's why I started like toward the end of my weed era. I started getting paranoid and it was just not fun. His dealer probably told like the other dealer's like, man,

this guy's a great customer, but he's a fucking spas. Like he's such a dick. Well, you hit the Indica though? Because Indica you shouldn't be speaking. I don't, to be honest,

I don't, if it was green, I was smoking it. I don't, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

We used to smoke out of bowls back in the day. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. You just had that. You just had that thing on you. You would grind that shit on. Oh, the old grinder. Dude.

Imagine, I'm just fucking grinding so pissed off. Spills everywhere. That was the most. Keefe all over the place, dude. Kid me? You get that good shit at the bottom. The kids like,

they had like Indica hybrid Sativa, bro. We had fucking, we had fucking mid. We had middies. We had fucking. Easter's and we had fucking headies, dude. And we don't know what the fuck it was going to get you awake or sleep.

It didn't fucking matter, dude. You're paying 60 bucks, 50 bucks, or 30 bucks. That's what our options were, bro. That's it. Fucking Indica, dude. Imagine asking your fucking dealer back in the day if this shit was Indicator Sativa. He'd literally lose my fucking number, dude. Oh, yeah.

I bet Yams treated his grinder like the GoPro's like the grinder's so old. He just had to use that fucking grinder. And it's like, dude, just buy a fucking new grinder. You get that good teathe out of the bottom. Yeah, yeah. You can build that keep up forever, dude.

You get that nickel. People kept like the coin in there too. Oh, man. We should get some new gopros. I was looking at those DGI action cams. Go get them. Let's pull the trigger. Can I tell you?

I got screamed at. Because the different, you guys think the gopros are bad. It's not the gopros. It's the way they're set up. that's been the issue. You think the Gopros are bad. It's not, it's, it's, it's, they, they put them on their thing different and they put a mic on top of them.

Or they mic you guys up, so the audio is good. So there's, they don't have that thing in the background. It has nothing to do with the GoPro. With that being said, we're restocking. Oh. Oh. Look at the Z. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Where did he come from? Look at that smile there. Did he just walk in? there. Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Say hi. Hi, Z.

Ah, Zizi. Ah, ZZ. Happy birthday. ZZ. Yeah, he's done. Hello, baby. We have a lot to get into. We have the whole one stream. I know we've been talking about it for a while, but it's

finally coming next week. This releases tomorrow, Jensen, or today, so next week. Brought to you by the final fix. We're going to be giving us. out a lot of stuff, possibly a lab potter, possibly some clubs. I'm going to be talking to them today. But before anything to get in on the madness, you have to be signed up to prize picks, use promo code BDS.

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And when it was going down in the group chat, I wasn't mad about it. I just thought it was so funny. It took us, it's been so hard for us to schedule the podcast times. And for no reason. Like we really have nothing going on. And it's not one person. It's not like, oh, that, but like it literally, it's just. just all of us. Like it's just a shit show. But the D man the other day where he was like, he goes,

he was like the podcast was at, uh, it was at like 8.30 or 9 o'clock. And he, he sends in the text and he's like, F, he's like, can we do the afternoon? He's like, that's he responds. He's like, I can't do the afternoon. I scheduled lunch with my mom around the podcast. And I was not my mom. It was my uncle and his and, and, uh, business client, a friend of it. Well, yeah, but it was like, Joe, if the podcast was at like 8.30 or 9, there's no way you scheduled lunch around the podcast. Like, if you can't do the afternoon, that's totally fine. But don't say you scheduled lunch. Well, no, I made a mistake because I thought it was at 10, like 10.

I'd been getting messed up with the times. So I was thinking it was 10 o'clock my time. But then when Lee said to do the afternoon, it was 3 o'clock, which I knew 12 o'clock I couldn't do. Then Shiki came for blood And then we had firework By the way This guy is coming I will say like

On a day to day basis Like on a normal basis I would say now I am plenty of handful In other areas But when it comes to like Planning things and like times I'm not difficult

Like I'm probably one of the easiest In terms of like I can just do things no problem This happens to be a different situation I'm I'm away I book this time off And I'm now I know I got to do podcast and stuff, but there's things that have been planned around and I've been planning around

the set time. So what I get pissed off is when I'm like able to do the time that's scheduled and then there's a change to the time and then I can't do the change time and this guy comes for blood like I'm not able to do the fucking original schedule. It's like, what are we talking about here? Nick, would you like to respond? It's the way that he goes like you, there will be like a conversation in the group chat and cutsy will not be available and then he'll show up 30 messages down and be like wait what like

we're not doing eight and it's like you we've we've been doing the lifting for the last 30 messages and then you show up as if we're starting all over yeah what are i supposed to do just not respond at all and then like use some like reading like read the chat to get an understanding of what we're talking about instead of just being like wait so we're not doing the time that i wanted to do like Custas, what's your theory? Cust is fucked up. He said the time was different. I had to call him yesterday.

There's been a lot of fucking... My issue is that you blamed. You blamed Cust because F.P was like, I can't make that time. Can we do the afternoon? And you go, well, I can't make the afternoon. And then you add it on top of that. You go, and I scheduled it around the podcast. Almost taking a shot at us.

That part was great. That made me laugh. But I think he also didn't even have the time right. like he yeah no that's where i put my hand up i said i thought it was a yeah he you got to realize that when we say a time we're talking about the time that we all live in you know right yeah there's six of us and probably one of you yeah you know if you're in borah borah we're not talking 10 10 o'clock this morning i'm here at 7 a m you guys are sure i knew that it was a one-time mistake which i put my hand up but also then custis yesterday did fuck up he said that the podcast was at

five when that was not wrong. So there's been multiple mistakes and changing of the guards and times and shit like this. And I made one mistake and and jet this guy comes for fucking blood. By the way, he doesn't do that to anyone else. It's just me that he comes full more. No, it's true. He comes full more. That's not true at all. He goes at everybody. I did not the way he did there for a time schedule. Because because the way you do it specifically bothered, like it irritates me because it is a you don't pay attention

to the other people in the chat. I was fucking busy watching my child I missed 20 messages. I see the times change. I respond to the time change. No. So I don't want to go back and read the chat, but I will if I have to. I have I have a buddy that does the exact

same thing. So like we're trying, we'll try to plan something. We're all messaging back and forth and then like three hours later, I'll just text. What? Question mark. And that's my issue. You are good at schedule. And like you also take like if somebody comes at you,

you can handle it well. And like you're like, Oh, that is true. Nobody takes it on the chin. But that doesn't mean that you should come at me harder because I can handle when you come at me. But that.

Well, it's a good point. Fair. Yeah. Someone's getting calmed on. I know. Yeah. That kind of is.

But that kind of is true. That's, that's what they call leadership. You know. You got to know your player. That's also. That's also. like a head coach knowing his players and what they can, you know.

That's like coddling one guy and then coming at another guy with the fucking... I got a new splash for you to Binyaman. I don't play for you, dog. Oh. Oh. You kind of do during, you know, hold on, I'm trying to find.

Not until those new gopros get bought at least. Yeah. The Brian bros do have great. They do have a good rig. They are. They got a good rig. Where all I said was, you know, they got good Gopros and this guy

lost his mind. They do. The way those Gopros just stick in the fucking wall. They never move. But it was similar to what he did now. He was taking a shot. I don't got a problem with the GoPro comment. I agreed with you. It was the way he said it that was, it was taking a shot. Everyone, he does. Yeah, he does

do the shots. This is what he does, right? So he says something just far enough over the line where it pisses you off, but not far enough where you can reasonably get mad at it. So then he can, like, fall back and be like, no, it's not a shot. I'm just, I'm just observing this.

Like, that's exactly what he does. You know, I got to tell you, Petey, I think Custy's got, Custy's on the I found the message. I found the message. F.P. Yeah. Can we move it to the afternoon, whatever? So that's a reschedule.

That's a reschedule. Right. That's a reschedule. We said yes. But Cutsi, what you didn't realize that you couldn't make the original schedule. Correct. Yes.

That's correct. But you, okay, I'm sorry. Hold on. Let me get back. FP says, can we move to. of the afternoon. We all say, yeah, we're good. Cutsi goes, I can't do that. I have lunch at 12 Pacific time. New message with my family. New message. Booked it at that time because of our podcast invite. That was crazy, which is not true because he didn't have the podcast time.

But that's where it was wrong. That was at 10 a.m. I just admitted. So I said you were going to wake up at 6.30 a.m. to do a podcast time. But then even that way, what time is it right now? Even that way, 7 o'clock, I'm doing a podcast right now. If you're booking, if you're booking a lunch at what, 12, 12, 30,

how does it interfere with a 930 podcast? No, I want to do the afternoon. I couldn't do the afternoon. Which then would have affected the lunch. Yes, yes, yes.

Ah, okay. Yes, thank you. Because 3 p.m. your time's 12 o'clock my time, and that's what time in the lunch was. But the shot at Cutsi, at Cust is saying I booked it at that time. Hugs of our.

It wasn't a shot at Custis. I was saying that I had looked at the calendar and I'd book times based off of what we had, what we had on the schedule. Now, I messed up. But I do want to clear, though, Dee, at the same time, I'm busting your balls about the podcasting. I think it's good that you've taken the time to, you know, you've had a night. You're enjoying yourself. There's nothing wrong with that you should.

I'm fucking exhausted. I need to get back to Florida. We miss you. We miss you. Every day. it's like trying to fit in like five things to do like and it's no one's fault because it's like we don't spend time here like normally so like when i come home and now i have a child like people want to see like my friends family they want to do things Nicole's got a big family my family so like it's been

non-stop i need to get back the floor it's good though the family time you'll it's good though that's a good thing p yeah no and by that is true my child has never slept worse the last fucking week and a half. It's been every hour and a half, two hours I'm up. It's been, dude, I used to, my old boss when I was like my first accounting job, he used to work from like, never saw someone work as much as this guy worked. It was like 7 a.m. into like 8 p.m. every day. This guy was working. He had three kids under three years old time. And I remember going to him. I was like, man, you got to, you got to take a break, dude. Like, you work in your ass off. He's like, you don't get it. He goes, work is my break.

Yeah. Oh, shit. And it like hit me. I was like, oh, he was working those long hours on purpose, man. I couldn't like wait to get out of there because that was my shit. That's, and that was,

that it was like reversed. Like that was his time away from, it was like, that makes you think, yeah, that makes you really, really. FP asked that question.

He had the blizzard in his hand. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I just played ping pong downstairs in the kitchen for two hours. Me and the boys are going to. happy hour you want to come uh

rocos tacos is doing a buy one yeah capital alehouse has got a great happy hour Bob oh my goodness well rest up

lay because I'm going to tell you right now there will be no guy taking more shots on that than FB dude because honestly like the thing is if we didn't have to film it would be like all right whatever

Like, we have videos that we have to film. So it's like, you know, we're going to want to get out of there next week. We started hitting the shots on sawgrass, which is cool. And I was hoping that, like, I mean, Jet, me, you and Teddy were doing it where we would fly it over the pin. And it doesn't roll back. No. Not, I mean, there is, but it doesn't get the roll that we really want. Yeah.

I hit a thing like, could we like speed the green? up? Like, is there a setting to, like, make them, like, turn it to, like, fast? I think that would be worth doing. Yeah. Yeah. What was the artage? Did you guys do the artage? It was like one-thirty. No, I think it was like 120, 125. And then we saw the, the only one ahead of that was two, was like a hundred. What do we do in the weird? reasonable. Dude, I hit a ball, I hit a ball, a line drive that slapped the stick yesterday. On the simulator hit the stick and went right back in the water.

The problem with this stream is that you can't, it's one at a time. So it's like to get everyone in the mix, you obviously have to have some of our worst. I mean, a whole one is a lot of luck. But when Jersey Jerry, I remember when he did it, he was the only guy doing it. But we have a whole group of people and we got to like rotate and we're just going to be there. It's going to be boring for some because you're just going to be sitting around waiting. It's going to be a long time. Yeah, D. Matt.

I would like. to nominate myself to take the night shift. You have. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be a problem, though. It's going to be so annoying. I know. Not you, but just the sound when you're trying to sleep and just balls.

Like Mikey V. Mikey V is going to be sleep. Does he know we have to sleep there? He's a big boy and he gets a big snore. Him and Petey in the same fucking vicinity with the snores. Well, I'll take the night shift. But night shift, you're going to,

it's not like you're preparing yourself to be up all night like you're going you're going to fall asleep well no i could be up most of the night i'm used to it already we're going to come out jo's going to have the club in his hand and he's going to be sleeping like with the club in his hand over the same thing you know what's going to end up happening i'm going to tell you i'm going to tell you what's going to end up happening right now to jet's point about being bored there is going to be so much food being delivered to that fucking place that it's going to be. I mean, that's the only way I can imagine that

Bob's going to keep himself somewhat distracted while everybody's just sitting there. Yeah, but the good news is we've been like we've been fucking locked in leading up to it. Like, I've been walking on that pad for fucking no, you know, throw around that we.

What do you mean, we? That's a good point. Yeah. That shit's going to be a big, big, Because we were there yesterday, it is going to be a big problem if we don't like. We need to figure out how many shots is somebody going to take at a time. Is it like 50 shots a guy switch? I don't think they're like.

I think the first time we should get like 50, 50, whatever. And then as the hours go on, we need the big. Watch like we're going to be like, FP, go ahead and shoot and Custis. It's like, no, I want to keep shooting. Yeah, dude, Custis with respectfully, I'll throw you. Oh, man. There's no time for that. bullshit.

No, I mean, me too, Jen. Like, I'm not, I'm gonna fucking F.E's gonna take more shots than me. I'm not gonna, I know my place here. Like, I know where I stand. It's hard. I mean, look, 50 shots is a lot. Because me, Bone and Teddy did it for like three, four hours one time.

And we were only doing like 90 yards. Granted, there's three of us rotating in and out, not five or six. But, you know, we were after like 40 shots in a row, you're like done. so I don't think anybody's going to want to stick around in there. Custoo, where you were jet there, we were at Ballistics, and everybody's standing around his, like, shipping green,

and I'm just throwing fucking babies over. You're just blading everybody. Like, there was people who had to, like, get out of the way of the, there was balls going into the ocean, like, just over and fucking bees. People were just, like, having drinks standing around. and their their ankles are just fucking taking zip shots. Well, yeah, like, bone was just sitting on the other side,

kind of feeding them back to you. And at some point, he doesn't left because he was like, I'm getting hit too much. Oh, man, we're so fucked. It's so bad. A ball.

There a way that you can speed the process up so that it's, like, quicker shot by a shot? Like, that's one way that we need to. Because normally, if you shoot it, like, shows, replay like we don't need that yeah you can turn all that off it's just like as soon as you can make it just like basically as soon as the ball stops moving or hits the water it resets back to the to the t-box you so there's like they almost have a setup for this yeah it's called in round practice it tracks

your shots shows all the spin rates everything that's what we need yeah it counts how many you're doing too so it'll just like yeah it's nice friends of the program wall whoa It's coming together now, huh? Yeah, HQ's moving now. Me and Leo really had a good hash in out, and it got him going. Credit to Leo, Leo can take it on the chin. I went nuclear the other night. Good thing.

Tell Ramirez up there, he'll be sure to fucking fire something in on. What does that mean? Because he said his cuts, he could take it on the gin, so you lay it on cutsy. Well, the thing about Leo, though, Bob, you think you're like some, like, demon to Leo? he's a general contractor. He fucking gets people, like, you're the nicest guy he's ever

work with in his life. So, like, when you're like, Leo, I need you to pick up the pace and then you come to us and you're like,

I fucking laid into Leo. He's good. Like, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't have a problem. Bob showed up to HQ,

eating him fucking McFlurry and went in on Leo. Yeah. You got to speed things up. Yeah. You got to speed this shit on you. The old plastic food. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He's like, M. Yeah. coming out of his fucking mouth. He ordered Leo some food while he was getting. I feel bad.

You want this big apple pie? You got to get your shit together. They're like Oreos. Yeah, he goes, he walks and he goes, Leo, man, like, I don't want to stuck her toes, but like, we really got to speed things up. You want to, you want to McFlurry, by the way? I'll get you.

But it is. When you guys go in there, I think you'll see improvement. and then there is a deep clean coming in there too so that it's like... The bathroom? Yeah, there's a full deep clean so that it's really...

That bathroom looks like it went through the dust bowl, man. It's the dustiest bathroom moment. That was around during the Great Depression, man. It was just tumbleweeds. Bro, there's no garbage. There's just a cardboard box to plug in paper towels in. Like, can't have it.

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and stopping by, which would be fucking awesome. I don't know if we can have the guest be the one to hit the whole one one. I don't know. Like, that stuff we really. got to work out. But also, too, you know, I keep saying

busting FPs balls of how many shots he's going to take too. Eventually, you're going to get like blisters and shit like that. So we don't want to, like,

if F. F. gets a blister and then you lose them for fucking. Yeah. We'll have to do a hater. Yeah, we got to do a hater episode

and a Bob Cutsy 1v1 so he doesn't have to play. Yeah, but I mean, the two things that we wanted to do as is. And then F. F.P.

verse, F.P. verse, we want to come back. I think F. I was talking and not played with nut yesterday we were talking about it and not fucking i think not breezy on breezy would be spectacular i think we get that back yeah it's been a while been a while yeah garrett garrett garret's ready by the way too maybe we're really good yeah that's not a bad idea no no that's too

well um games in a good spot good yeah so that's going to be coming back as well whole on one challenge we have to look out for, which I think is going to be hopefully a lot of fun. But, you know, when it starts wearing, you know, it's going to get interesting. Also, August 20th, the boys will be in Pompano Beach, Florida, top golf or Mountain Dew Confetti Chill event, which is a spectacular slurpee, by the way, that I can't stop having. FBI at his day with the slurpees. It's moved over to me. I can't stop down in slurpees.

But tickets are on sale. Lincoln Bio. There's going to be open bays, food, drinks, vibes, the whole nine yards. We're giving away four tickets to a tour event in 2027. Slurpee turning 60 years old. So come enjoy, have a good time. Mountain Dew, confetti, chills out for a limited time, but that's going to be August 20th, Pompano Beach, top golf. Anything else?

Do we have a buy, we're not going to go into the Q&A yet. I love, I love Slurpee. So what did you say is? the difference with the Canada and the NEPs agreed with it that it's like thicker? Yeah, the one in the state is kind of like almost drier if that makes sense. It's like the one in Canada, it's almost like wetter, like little ice crystals, if that makes sense, like in the slurpee. So it's like actually more of like a soda slurpy. It's kind of got like a wetter texture.

It's heavier too. Yeah. You like it more? I love it. We had it. We had it that one. No, I don't have one. I like them both, Bob.

I'll be honest to see. I like them both. That's like that that Canadian slurpy is is like a real, like a large of that and a large, like it takes a longer time. I don't know if how to say it. Like ours is like he said kind of drier, a little lighter like area. Like you can rip through a slurpy here. That stuff's like, it's almost more like Italian ice.

Like a little bit. Sure. I love Italian ice as too. You know what I want to. Yeah, you remember those, I haven't had them in so long. They were so addicting. There wasn't a world where you can just have one. You know those freeze pops?

Well, Luigi's bang. That's the thing. I'm now going over. You know those like push freeze pops and then you could suck the juice out at the end. Push pops. I got something for you. I don't think you're like. No, they're called like ice pop freeze pops.

Oh, I, oh, freeze pops. Something like that. You push it out. Them after you're like 12. I got something for you that you would, you got it. got to try you got to go to costco and you got to get they're called island way sorbets you're great you brought them they're great they're like fantastic surveys in that have been placed in hollowed out fruit and then it's like pineapple or so good or dude they're fucking delicious and they're

wrapped so they're stay fresh and they're unbelievable it's it's a must must must have every time. Is it as good as the, I started ripping those, what are they called? They're not healthy. What are they called? Sebastian Manascalco is making fun a ticket for them. Those like ice creams. Oh, Talentee?

Do you ever have those Talentis? No, I have no had those. Are they good? And they're allegedly not high in calories. They're allegedly healthy. I don't think that that's true. I think you're thinking of nice. It's definitely not good for you.

It's not that it's good for you, but it's just, it's not so high in, you know, calories, which is all, you know, I'm looking at these days. I even, by the way, I even question like the Ash Dan's. They say it's good for you. That's like the Seinfeld episode, it's like the Seinfeld episode where they all start taking frozen yogurt. They say it's like it's healthy and then they all start gaining weight because they're eating so much of it.

Like, there's not a world where a chocolate frozen yogurt is got five calories. There's just not a world. Like someone's pulling the wool over our eyes. And by the way, we're fat enough to listen. We'll get drawn over our eyes every time. Whoa, it's healthy. If someone tells you something that's remotely fattening,

like some kind of fast food or something that you know you shouldn't be eating, but it's good for you. Chances are as a fat person, you're diving in there. And you're not questioning. You're not snooping around. trying to find out if that's true or not. I mean, there is a new. No, there's no need to.

There is a new, I forget exactly what it's called. It's like a new chemical. I don't know if you guys have ever heard of like David bars. They made it and that shit. It's like this, it's like kind of similar to what they put in like diet sodas, but it's for fat. And it's this new thing.

It's only come out in like the last like year or two. They have. Just talking about health podcast. You know what? It's not particularly healthy, but it's like, it's like tastes like fat, like what they put in like stuff that's fattening. But you know what Jets got me on to is the, um, he brought over Diet Coke cherries. Oh, yeah. Fantastic, dude.

If I see the cherry and I see a regular, I'm going with the, even the Coke Zero, uh, cherry. It's such a great product. They're pushing. I think they even had a slurpee at one point, Coke cherry. Don't tell me that. Well, you can always do that. Okay. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that way.

Via mixed or via the flage? You don't, you don't need them to do that for you. Oh, God. In the cherry. That's, that's like. But that's a self. Slurpy 101. You do that by yourself.

When you get some momentum, like, you leave it for like a couple minutes. You get, and it gets like a little bit of the moisture on the side of the cup, and you grab it. And it's just, yeah. It hits, bro. Say that's slower. A little bit of, you on that. I was, I said to my dad and he thought it was crazy.

And then after I said, I was actually the fattest thing I've ever said. I was talking about tequitos because I loved the 7-Eleven tequitos. And I was on the phone with them. I was like, you know, the tequitos sometimes it's like chicken salad where if you let it sit sometimes, if you let it sit after the roller, sometimes it just feels like it just blends together, the flavors more. And then I stopped. I was like, I'm sorry, dad. Like that was the fat thing I've ever said in my life.

Like that was my she's gonna flip it moment. Oh yeah. Oh, I got, she's gonna flip it. Oh my God. You just forgot we were on a live stream and the place was quiet and then he just here.

Oh, yeah. She's gonna flip it. What was it a crepe? It was like coming back from commercials in like Cincinnati, like when they show like the stealer game. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like, oh my God. They're going to flip it. She's going to flip it. Oh, she's going to flip it. It's unbelievable. All right.

Another thing I do want to talk about and thank the fans for really cool to see the success of the first ever Bob H.Q video. And we want to start firing a lot. We have me getting a lesson for the Bob HQ. Joe's going to begin a lesson. We're going to do like 1V1s on the simulator, all that stuff. But to see the success of the spelling bee. was unbelievable. And you got to give credit where credits do. Cotsie's always said that he's such a good speller. When I saw some of the words that he got, you know, in the moment I didn't

really like think, I was just thinking about what was going on with me. But you, you look at some of the words that Cutsi got he got. He walked the walk and he talked to talk. So I just credit to the D man. I mean, not not a lot at this stage in my life that I'm actually good at, I would say. I mean, especially with my athleticism dropping and my weight gaining. But spelling is one thing that I feel like I've I've always been pretty good at. Now, you have the haters in the episode. They're like, oh, phonetically, he had easy words. It's like, come on.

No, I actually would argue that Mason was giving you the hardest words. Dude got a couple tough ones. But I think you actually had the hardest out of everybody. But, D, man, you were going into it. Like, if you lost, it would have been a tragic. It's a tough spot. I think I was favored. I don't think there's a world where I thought that I was,

like I thought that I feel like I'm really good at spelling. So I do think that I had a, like I had an edge. It'd be like saying like, we're going to, we're going to play golf. And if he's got the best golf swing, like you'd say he's favored to win. Like I'm just saying that. Like I'm not saying like I'm a world class spelling champion. Like there's a world that could have easily lost. But I did think that I would probably win.

that. Now, we'll have to run it back. He had to son me at the end. He was like, I thought you spelled very well, actually. I was not. What is that? How many said? It was like, good. I thought you did very well, but it was a compliment. It wasn't a sunning. I was surprised at how far I made it,

to be honest. That's what I was saying. You did really good. I know, but when it comes from the winner who, you know, with that being said, yeah, I thought, I thought the video is good. I hope that people like it. And let me tell you something. We got some goofy shit plans. we do we do tell them about some of that you could tell them about cup one or two of those goofy things

well we're gonna i mean not so goofy we're gonna vlog i think we're gonna have a couple vlogs going of different things um we're gonna do like uh guess like uh i don't know what the game is called but where you guys have to like where the you basically it's almost like 20 questions where you have to guess ridiculous things that are on your head but it ends up being very funny because the banter whatever it's explain um and then just like common trivia like I know we did the spelling, but like IQ tests, like trivia challenges, like that type of I'd love to do like a family feud. Yeah.

Yeah. That's who wants to be a millionaire kind of thing. That stuff is going to take some more like, yeah, that could be planned without. That's a great idea. I really want us to actually go on family feud. I don't know how to make that happen. I don't know if this is a cry for help right now, but like, Marsilvani. Yeah, yeah.

They were. Dude, it was them against Cooper Flags family, but I don't know if it aired yet. I think it airs tonight. They're like good, though. I would be so exposed. It would be. Family food is like it's not like, it's not like trivia. It's just like what would someone, like what would a normal person say?

Yeah. If Steve Harvey, if I get around Steve Harvey, this is that'll be like the greatest shit of my fucking life. They are. They did their own in-house. family feud to like determine which group gets to go and Stu Feiner was on it. Did you see this? So funny. You're like, name your favorite

channel when you were growing up. He goes, Channel 7. Dude, I was just watching Stu, Stu's in Italy for a wedding and he's going and like exploring a cave and I'm like imagine being like a tourist and like you have no idea who Stu Finer is and you get paired up with him in the group and he's outside

of the cave. He's like, we're going in the cave. The cave. And it's like, imagine like you got join them. You have no idea who this guy is. Not in my Steve. We're in Europe on vacation. It's the only American you've ever met in your life.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Someone's like, yeah, Americans are nice. He's like, no, actually, I ran into American. They're fucking loud. Bob, imagine he's in the Sistine chapel. He's like, ready roll. Right, roll. Right, roll.

Right, roll. Right. Roll. Right. Roll. Right. He calls me almost every day. He's like, hey, have you heard back from AJ? I'm like, about what? He's like, my season. tickets. I'm like, Stu, there was never an agreement that AJ Minter was going to give you Cs and tickets. Like, I'm not calling them. Like, there's no way. I didn't know that.

He calls every day. Two guys who are fucking shoving right now. AJ Minter and Luke Weaver. Really? Oh, yeah. Wasn't Weaver having some issues early on in the year? He started out struggling. He hasn't given up a run in a long time. Bob, you got to be in shambles with this Red Sox run that's going on right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was crazy. I know they lost yesterday, but like, what, they went? 15 in a row, like tied the record for, oh, my God.

They broke the record for single season longest winning streak. And this happened after they fired their entire coaching staff. Yeah, midway through their winning streak, I started to just bet them every time. So it's awesome. Oh, you've got to have been making a fortune. Man. Dude, anytime I, that's blood money, Bob. Yeah.

Anytime I see Weaver on the mound, I just, I just, see him just like me mugging you guys just like tweaking out like he's a wild boy there's certain guys that we've seen never heard oh yeah there's certain guys were just from the golf course you see their competitive edge like you know the the stuff that you hear about rom obviously is one that i always go to like i got like we'll be like up one on rom on like the fourth hole i get like scared because it's like oh my god he's going to kill us going to murder us. And then Weaver was another one where like he's got that competitive, both of them.

Rom's one of my favorite. Also, also, Rom has entertained. He said he's going to talk with his team the idea of he absolutely wants to do the pizza challenge. But he's entertaining the idea of a drinking challenge with Rom would be amazing. But he had to get it approved. So I don't want to put him out like it's far from it. his tequila auto page has agreed to do that she's all in on the tequila challenge yeah that would mention it last week so you know that could be really by the way going back to weber i think he was maybe not maybe i think he was

like non golfer that we played with the best display of golf that we've ever seen on the channel he was unbelievable got a great golf swing like it gets the shit out of the ball he does man i think there's going to be a lot of guys that we're going to see that maybe weren't great when we first filmed than now like like i bet if we played with christian kirk now i bet you he would light it up like i bet you he's really good i've been hearing that lebron now already is a lot man yeah um like a lot of these guys they just have it in them where they can you know just end up getting so much better um all right boys so yeah big shout out davy can take the time to head on over to the bob hq channel hit that with us subscribe awesome to see the same

success of that first video. Very well done. Shout out production. It was really, really well done. So there's a lot more to come on that. Kusty, I'm going to head over to you for the Q&A. All right. This question comes from Mike Rubin. Who's gotten the worst bang job on a hotel slash Airbnb room? Fanatics, Mike Rubin? Wait, wait. Say that. Say the question.

Who's gotten banged the worst in a room situation? I could start. there are two instances that I can remember. One, me with the piss room that we talked about on the last pod was the worst thing of all time. But you chose that room, so I wouldn't classify

that as a bang job. That is true. And that was the master room. So I would I would, I would DQ that. Whoa. But he means like a bang job where it's like you're going to this room. That's the room you got to

take. Okay. Edinburgh. Bro, cuttie. I was fucking Harry Potter up in the fucking That was a long. I had to get to his bed. That was bad. I forgot of my bed.

I was sleeping in a fucking ceiling. Like, young people had that closet room with F. Yes. In Arizona, right? You literally, your bedroom was a big closet in my room.

I sort of recall that. I don't remember that. It was in Arizona. You had a desk. I think it was a wall. Like, it probably. should have been like a walk-in closet.

A big one. I like they just go about it. That was, I remember that was in Arizona. But I don't know. Lee and Poppin in Vegas when, when he was sleeping on top of them. That was a tough.

Yeah. That was a tough bang. There's been. Yeah. You know what? Everybody's paid their dues though. Although Stu, Stubb had that one Dominican room that was some dreams.

I think he has a paid his bag jobs. I mean that a little bit. He had a couple. I was a five banger. I mean, the guy had a grotto in his fucking. Dude, he had, like, the hot tub that, like, sunk down. Like, he was, like, a fucking, I was the only one that was going to get any use out of that thing.

There, there wasn't a bad room in the Dominican, like, that place. There wasn't, every room was fucking awesome. I really liked the Dominican. I would, I would like to get that on the book sooner than later. We got that connection, too. I would really like to get that. on the books. Do you mean Hilton Mark?

Yeah. Hilton Mark. Yeah. I really would. We should get that back. Like we have the Ireland trip, which I think is going to be phenomenal. Is that in the works?

Yeah. Yeah. There's talks, but it's, yeah, I don't know. When would be, when would that be going down?

Like summer? Yeah, we, the assistant I got, actually, they have a house in Ireland, acres and acres on Ireland, with like animals and stuff and offered us to stay there,

which could be a good, could be a good content play. Horse riding. Oh, man, that would be so funny. I'm not getting on a horse. You wouldn't get on a horse laying? You wouldn't get on a horse?

I'll get on a horse. I'd get on a horse, for sure. What about a pony? Falling off. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

I'm not fucking with a horse, bro. I already know. I already know the deal with those motherfuckers. And they're tall, bad shit can happen. Like, I don't know. It's high when you get on there. Yeah, I'm not on it.

Yeah, didn't. I mean, I can't talk. I have a fear of airplane, so. Oh, dude. I can't cross the bridge of Bel Air. So, yeah, I'll keep my mouth shut, too. I'm going to hear much. I would get on a horse.

There was somebody, like, leading, like, helping out. Yeah. What, like a tandem horse? Like a, like, I don't know how to guide a horse, like to, like, how you would have somebody probably holding the, that's what I'm saying. I'll get on,

I'll get on the horse. If that's the case. I told you my biggest fear in the world. My, my biggest nightmare. I would skydive in a heartbeat before I did this. My number one worst thing that I will never do is a hot air balloon. Oh yeah, dude.

That's my biggest nightmare, dude. That's understandable. Hell no, right. I showed the Nelp boys, they had like a rave in an air beam, I mean, in the air balloon and they had like a DJ and they're like in the sky. And I'm like, yo,

I would be a disaster. Yeah. It scares you the fact that you think you would fall over. It's like tall balconies are like that bridge where it's not a controlled environment. That's my biggest fear. Almost all bad stories start in a hot air balloon. What? Like nobody's ever had like a good like they're just, they always go wrong.

I used to go paris. Do you hear this? Do you guys hear this? A little bit. Something squeaking. background. It's really annoying.

Hey, they got a lot of they got a lot to work on, dude. No, they're, it's all turf.

So it's made back here, all they do is just blow it. Like they just blow. We can't really here. I've actually never seen them

do what they do. They blew. I sent that backyard and I just said anything you can get the college is to it. And she showed me a couple houses she sent you.

One of them, that one in, that one in, that, One was sick. Throwing an offer, you can't refuse there, Bobby. Throwing over to leave. Yeah. What do you mean?

Throwing off. Throw it off. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Hey, bro. That is true. I am.

I'm open. I'm open. Hey, I'll know the right time when to throw that off. Jesus. What is that? Put that all for him, dude. The dean man. Fuck.

That would be funny as fuck. Let's go next cue. This comes from Gwyneth Rhodes. What is your ultimate cookout order? Oh, fuck yeah. Do they mean like the, I'm guessing they mean like the rest, like the actual place cookout, right? Yeah, I think so. What is that?

What is that? I've seen it. I never got to cookout. Okay. Let me just tell you about cookout. Yeah. Talk to me. It's back there when Lee gets to describe.

stuff from the food world that we don't know. Yeah. He's like the first time he explained us fucking, um, what's got a good track record. Bojangles. Oh, Bojangles. Yeah. Oh, in this bojangles, dude. He's got a good portfolio.

Yeah. Cookout is like a Carolinas thing. I think mostly there's a little bit up in Virginia, but it's, it's, maybe in South Carolina, but it's, but it's very like down the middle. It's not like crazy, like frills. Everything's like wrapped in aluminum foil. they give you like the normal like to go like white trays like nothing's like branded really it's just like straight down the middle and they have these things called cookout trays and it's like dude it might

be like 799 or 899 and you get like a main so like you get like a like a cheeseburger or chicken sandwich or like roast beef or something like that and then two sides and dude corn dogs aside casadillas aside they like great fries hush puppies You can get like chicken wrap as a side. And then you can upgrade your drink for a dollar to get a milkshake. And their milkshakes, fuck. And it's like the cheapest thing ever. And they just give you a little, it's, we got to find a cookout.

It used to have one. A chicken wrap as a side is wild. It's insane. Dude, you can get, you can get a hamburger, a corn dog, a chicken wrap, and a milkshake. And it's like nine dollars. Oh my God. And it's like good. It's like break down the middle.

We're at the Wendy slash gas station Wendy's where you can get an ice cream. You can get a cheeseburger? You ever see that Olympic? I love that clip with Wayne Wade and all them. Darren Williams is in that clip too. They're at the Wendy's gas station. We talked about that with LeBron. But yeah, I guess we got to try cookout, man.

Cookout's great. I don't know where we're going to go. Like Pinehurst would have had cookout around somewhere. They did. Yeah, me and the last one when we were out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cookout country for sure. collared greens and that we i think we had that in virginia can't get it a lot of what are collard greens i don't think i've ever

had them or heard of them i think it's just i don't know if it's the type of vegetable or it's the way it's prepared i don't really know i don't do i'll do vegetables sorry what did you think a collard green was i don't know i just that's why i was asking i have no i had no idea Collargreen is a group of loose leaf. He doesn't do vegetables and no memory for Custas. Yeah, I guess it's a type of, it's sort of a kale or not, yeah, kale, kale, looking cabbage. Ever since Custas smoked on that cabbage, he doesn't eat cabbage and greens no more.

Sorry, Dad. He just wants it, he didn't like it, Dad. Yeah. All right, boys. Well, look, that does it for another edition of the Bob does sports podcast. As always, we love you. We appreciate you. Again, a whole in one stream coming.

So keep an eye on that lot of giveaways on that. promo code BDS. We could be there for weeks. We could be there an hour. We don't know. But join us. It's going to be our biggest stream yet. Make sure you check over onto the Bob H.Q channel.

And as next time, we will see you guys next week.