Boring History for Sleep - The Complete Story of Anubis 🐺⚖️ | Egypt’s God of the Dead Explained | Boring History For Sleep

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

Anubis is one of the most recognizable gods of ancient Egypt, known as the guardian of tombs and the guide of souls into the afterlife. Depicted with the head of a jackal, he played a central role in ...Egyptian beliefs about death, mummification, and the journey beyond this world.But Anubis was far more than a god of funerals. His myths reveal how the ancient Egyptians understood justice, the weighing of the heart, eternal life, and the delicate balance between the living and the dead. For thousands of years, he remained one of the most revered and mysterious deities of the ancient world.A calm journey through pyramids, sacred temples, the Book of the Dead, and the timeless legends surrounding Egypt's guardian of the afterlife.Boring History For Sleep — Soft stories about humanity's oldest beliefs.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey there, night travellers. Tonight we're crossing the Nile to meet a god who's been on duty for 5,000 years without a single coffee break. A black jackal standing where the Greenfields end and the desert begins. A nubis. The original night shift worker, the inventor of mummies, and the only deity in history who got to weigh your soul on an actual scale. Spoiler alert. If you ate too many snacks today, your heart might be in serious trouble. We're walking the full path of the jackal lord tonight,
Starting point is 00:00:28 his many fathers, his secret childhood, the night he branded a leopard, and the courtroom where every human heart got its final grade. By the end of this, you'll never look at a black dog in the moonlight the same way again. So tap that like button if mythology is your kind of bedtime story, and drop a comment telling me where you're watching from tonight. What city, what time, what's the weather doing outside your window? Now dim the lights, get comfortable, and let's go meet the God who never left his post. Picture the Nile Valley somewhere around 6,000 years before the modern era. The civilization we recognize from textbooks, the one with the obelisks and the golden masks and the elaborate hieroglyphs did not exist yet. What existed was a string of small farming villages strung along the river
Starting point is 00:01:13 like beads on a thread. People grew barley and Emma wheat, fished the shallows, kept goats, made pottery, and lived in houses built from mud bricks that dissolved a little more with every flood. Life was reasonably good when the harvest came in, reasonably brutal when it did not, and reasonably short by any measure we would recognise today. The average person who made it past childhood could expect maybe 30 or 35 years of work, weather, and worry. Then they would die, and their family would have to figure out what to do with the body. The solution these early Egyptians came up with was, on paper, perfectly practical.
Starting point is 00:01:51 They wrapped the deceased in a simple cloth, sometimes a reed mat, sometimes a reed mat, nothing at all, and they carried the body out to the edge of the village where the green floodplain ended and the desert began. There they dug a shallow oval pit in the sand, no more than a metre deep, placed the body in a curled position as if sleeping, tucked in a few small offerings and covered everything back up. A little mound of stones or a wooden marker showed where the grave was. Then everyone went home. It was simple, it was sustainable, it was the kind of arrangement that worked for thousands of years across thousands of villages. There was just one tiny problem.
Starting point is 00:02:27 The desert was full of jackals. A jackal, for anyone who has never had the pleasure, is a medium-sized wild canine that looks like a fox got into a mixed marriage with a wolf, and the wolf had questions about the bills. They are clever, they are quick, they hunt in pairs or small family groups, and they are absolutely committed to the principle
Starting point is 00:02:45 that food should not go to waste, no matter where that food happens to be located. Egyptian jackals roamed the ridges between the cultivated land and the open desert in significant numbers, and they had excellent noses. A shallow grave with a fresh body in it, lightly covered with sand, was not exactly a high-security facility. It was, from the jackal's professional perspective, more like a takeaway window with the lights left on, so the inevitable thing kept happening. A family would bury their grandmother in the afternoon,
Starting point is 00:03:15 return the next morning to leave a small jar of beer at the marker, and find the marker knocked over, the sand disturbed, and grandmother no longer entirely where they had put her. Sometimes parts of her would be scattered across the ridge. Sometimes the whole grave would be excavated overnight with a precision that, in any other context, would have been admirable. Imagine the conversation around the cooking fire that evening. Mother, the village wants to know if we want to try again with a deeper hole, or if we should just accept that grandmother is now part of the local wildlife management plan. This was not a small
Starting point is 00:03:49 problem. This was not something that happened occasionally to one unlucky family. This was a constant, grinding, generational horror that every community along the Nile dealt with on a regular basis. And it was not just about being grossed out, although there was plenty of that too. For the early Egyptians, the body was not finished with after death. The body was the home of something they could not quite name yet, something that would become the Kay and the bay in later theology, the spiritual elements that needed the physical form preserved if a person was going to have any kind of existence in whatever came next. To lose a body to scavengers was not just disrespectful, it was a metaphysical disaster. It meant your dead relative might be wandering the next world
Starting point is 00:04:31 without a place to come back to, which was, to put it mildly, not the legacy anyone wanted to leave their grandmother. You can see why people lay awake at night. The jackal became, in the imagination of these communities, something more than a hungry animal. It became the face of everything that could go wrong after death. It was the thief, the desecrator, the one whose silhouette on the ridge at dusk meant your funeral arrangements were about to be revised against your will. Children grew up hearing the yipping cries echo across the desert at night and understanding exactly what those sounds meant.
Starting point is 00:05:04 The jackal was death's middleman and he worked on commission. Now here is where the early Egyptian mine did something. genuinely remarkable, something that tells you a great deal about how these people approach the universe. Faced with a predator they could not eliminate, a problem they could not solve through better fences or louder dogs, they did not double down on hatred, they did not declare a holy war on jackals, they did something much stranger and much smarter. They asked themselves a question that very few cultures and history have been brave enough to ask. What if the thing we fear most could be persuaded to work for us instead of against us. It is the same instinct in a way that leads
Starting point is 00:05:43 people to put gargoyles on cathedrals or hang protective figures over doorways. If the monsters are out there anyway, why not recruit one? Why not take the very face that haunts your nightmares and put it on the wall of the tomb as a guard? The logic is almost embarrassingly elegant. A jackal cannot dig up a grave that is already protected by a jackal. The predator becomes the warden. The thief becomes the night watchman. The thing you used to bury your relatives deeper to escape from is now the thing you paint on the door to keep everyone else's troubles out. This conceptual flip did not happen overnight, and it did not happen because one clever priest had a brainwave in a temple. It happened slowly, organically, across generations and across the Nile Valley, the way most
Starting point is 00:06:26 religious ideas actually develop. You start with a fear. The fear gets a face. The face starts showing up in art first defensively as a warning, then it shows up on amulets, as protection. Then someone carves it onto a chieftain standard, because if your enemies see the jackal on your banner, they know that your tribe has powerful friends in the desert. Then someone paints it on the side of a clay coffin, because if the jackal himself is watching the tomb, then no other jackal would dare to dig. And somewhere in that long, slow process, the predator stopped being a problem and started being a deity. The first Egyptians did not so much invent a Nubis
Starting point is 00:07:04 as they negotiated a peace treaty with the thing that kept eating their dead. The colour of that deity was not a casual choice, and this is one of the most beautiful details in the whole story. Real jackals, if you go to a zoo and look at one, are not black. They are tawny, sandy, golden brown, sometimes with darker patches along the back,
Starting point is 00:07:25 the colour of a creature designed to disappear into desert terrain. reign. But the god they painted on the tomb walls, the figure who sat watching from the chieftain standard, the silhouette on the coffin lid was always black, deep, glossy, unmistakable black, the kind of black that absorbs torchlight and gives nothing back. Why? The answer is one of those things that makes you appreciate how layered the Egyptian symbolic mind actually was. Black in this culture was not the color of evil. That is a much later association, mostly imported from elsewhere. In Egypt, black was the colour of life itself. Every summer, the Nile flooded. Every autumn, when the waters receded, they left behind a thick blanket of dark silt
Starting point is 00:08:10 across the fields. The richest soil on the planet, the reason this entire civilization was even possible. The Egyptians called their country Kemet, which means the black land, specifically because of that life-giving silt. Black was not death. Black was the soil that grew the bread. Black was rebirth, fertility, the promise that what dies returns. When they painted their guardian jackal black, they were not making him sinister. They were dressing him in the colour of the harvest. They were saying, this is the one who watches over the cycle. He is the soil into which we are placed, and out of which we will rise again. There was a second meaning layered on top of the first, and it came from the funeral practice itself. As Egyptian burial techniques evolved over the centuries,
Starting point is 00:08:56 the bodies started being treated with resins, oils, and eventually heated bitumen, the natural tar that turned the skin and wrappings of a mummy a deep, glossy black. By the time the elaborate mummification practices were in full swing, an actual prepared body looked, in many cases, exactly like the god depicted on the wall behind it. The jackal was black because the mummy was black, and the mummy was black because the jackal was black, and the meanings reinforced each other until you could no longer tell which had come first. It was a closed loop of symbolism, the kind of thing that develops only when a culture has been thinking
Starting point is 00:09:31 about a single idea for thousands of years without interruption. The materials themselves came from a network of trade routes that ran across the eastern desert and down into the harbours of the Red Sea. Bitumen from the Dead Sea region was carried overland in clay jars. Cedar resin from the forests of Lebanon arrived in shiploads, since the cedar tree, unsurprisingly, did not grow in Egypt itself. Mir and frankincense came from far to the south, from the legendary land of Punt, somewhere along the African coast. Every one of these substances, when applied to a body, contributed to the deep, almost lacquered blackness
Starting point is 00:10:07 that became the visual signature of a properly prepared corpse. The priest who performed the work knew exactly what they were doing. They were not just preserving a body. They were transforming a person, visually and spiritually, into the body. the colour of the god. The mummy was, in effect, putting on the uniform of the jackal lord. It was the most expensive uniform in the ancient world, and it took 70 days to put on. We can actually trace this development in the archaeological record, which is one of the things that makes the story of anubis unusually well documented for such an ancient deity.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Some of the earliest images we have of a recognisable jackal god, sitting upright with his ears pointed straight up and his long tail curled around his paws, come from the pre-dynastic period, the centuries just before the first pharaohs unified the country. We find him scratched onto pottery, painted onto small ivory plaques, carved into the handles of ceremonial knives. He appears on the standards that early chieftains carried into battle, alongside other animal totems like the falcon, the bull and the ibis. He is one of the first divine figures to be depicted in anything like a stable, recognizable form, which suggests that the people drawing him already knew exactly who he was. They did not need a label.
Starting point is 00:11:21 The shape of the ears and the curl of the tail were the label. What is striking, when you put these early images side by side, is how little the jackal changes across the centuries that follow. The falcon god gets new headdresses. The ibis god gets a moon disc added above his beak. The ram-headed gods cycle through different horn arrangements depending on the dynasty and the local fashion. The jackal just sits there,
Starting point is 00:11:44 Ears up, tail-curled, in almost exactly the same posture from the pre-dynastic ivory plaques to the painted plaster of Roman era tombs. Three thousand years of artistic evolution, and the man with the design job for anubis apparently submitted the same drawing every time and nobody complained. It is one of the most stable images in the history of human art, which makes a certain amount of sense. You do not redesign the logo for the company that handles your eternity. You leave it alone and you trust it.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Some of the most evocative early finds come from the cemetery of Hierocompolis in the south, where archaeologists have uncovered painted linen and decorated tomb walls dating back to a period before writing itself was fully developed in Egypt. Among the rows of animals and boats and processions, the jackal is already there, already at the edges, already watching. There is something quietly remarkable about the fact that this image predates the written language of the people who used it. The Egyptians, in a very real sense, drew a newbis,
Starting point is 00:12:42 before they could write his name. He existed in their eyes before he existed in their alphabet, which tells you everything you need to know about which came first in their psychology, the picture or the word. By the time the first pharaohs were stitching together the kingdoms of Upper and Lower Egypt, around 5,000 years ago, the jackal god was already taking on his recognizable name and his recognizable territory. He was associated specifically with the western desert, because the west was where the sun set, and the sun setting was where the souls of the dead were thought to travel. Cemetery were built on the western bank of the Nile for exactly this reason. The eastern bank was for the living. The western bank was the
Starting point is 00:13:21 country of the jackal. Even today, if you visit the great burial complexes of Egypt, you're almost always crossing to the west side of the river to get there. The geography of death was written into the landscape by people who had been thinking about it for a very long time. This division of the country into eastern west was not an abstract idea for the people who lived with it. It was a daily physical fact. Every village along the Nile had its working side and its quiet side. You woke up on the east, you watched the sun rise over the fields, you did your business, you traded, you argued, you ate, and when you finally died, you were carried west, across the river or up the bank, depending on where the village sat. The funeral procession was, in the most literal
Starting point is 00:14:05 possible sense, a crossing. You left the country of the living and entered the country of the jackal, The boundary was as real as a customs office, and the official on duty was always the same. He stood at the edge of the cultivated land where the green ran out and the sand began, and he waited. The earlier standards and battle banners painted the jackal in profile, lying down with his head alert, the same posture you see on tomb decorations thousands of years later. This image was so stable, so unchanged across the millennia, that it became one of the few absolutely reliable visual markers in Egyptian iconography. You could be looking at art from any dynasty, in any region, on any kind of material,
Starting point is 00:14:47 and if you saw the lying jackal you knew immediately what he meant. He was protection. He was the Western horizon. He was the keeper of what lay beyond. And by the early dynastic period, he was beginning to appear on something even more important than chieftain standards. He was appearing on coffins. The first stone and wooden coffins to come out of the early dynasties feature the jackal in a very specific role. He's shown crouched on top of the box, or painted along the side, always facing outward, always alert. The message was not subtle. This is my territory now. Anyone who would disturb this resting place will answer to me. The early Egyptians had figured
Starting point is 00:15:25 out that the best way to keep jackals away from their dead was to convince the jackals that one of their own was already on duty, and the best way to convince anyone else who might want to disturb the dead was to put a divine guardian on the lid. It was the world's first home security system, and it was based entirely on the principle that the meanest dog in the neighbourhood was now technically working for you. By the time the Old Kingdom got underway, with the great pyramid builders setting up their projects on the plateau at Giza and Sakara, the jackal had already been promoted from local protector to state-sanctioned deity. The earliest royal funeral texts, the so-called pyramid texts carved into the inner chambers
Starting point is 00:16:05 of certain 5th Dynasty and 6th Dynasty pyramids, mention him by name dozens of times. He is the one who washes the king. He is the one who wraps the king. He is the one who leads the king's spirit to the horizon. The lines are formal, repetitive, almost ritual in their structure, and they read like an organizational chart. The Nubis has specific duties. Other gods have other duties. Nobody is improvising. The system has been worked out in advance, and the system has been in place for so long by this point that the priests speak of it as if it has always existed. In these earliest royal texts, you can also see the beginning of something that will become very important later. The jackal is not just
Starting point is 00:16:47 guarding the body. He is guarding the secrets of the body. He knows things that the other gods do not know. He has been initiated into the practical knowledge of what. to do with a dead person, the actual hands-on craft of preservation, and that knowledge is treated as a kind of sacred technology. The pyramid texts call him the Lord of the Chest, the Lord of the wrappings, the Lord of the Chamber. These are not poetic flourishes, they are job titles, he runs a department. And by the time the great kings of the Old Kingdom were laying out their burial arrangements, his department had been operating for longer than the Egyptian state itself. And so, before he was a god of mummification. Before he was a judge of hearts, before he was the elegant black figure leading
Starting point is 00:17:31 souls through the underworld, anubis was simply the answer to a very old, very local, very practical question. How do you keep the things in the desert from eating your grandmother? The answer turned out to involve painting, theology, a careful study of colour symbolism, and a willingness to make peace with the very predator you were trying to defeat. It is one of the smartest religious solutions any civilization has ever produced, and it set the stage for everything else that would follow. Which brings us to a problem the ancient priests had to solve next, one that turned out to be considerably more complicated than the jackal situation. Once you have a god, the next thing people want to know is where he came from.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Who were his parents? Was he born or was he always there? And as it turns out, the Egyptians never quite managed to agree on a single answer. They came up with several, all at once, and they never threw any of them out. If you ask a modern audience to name the parents of Anubis, the most common answer you will get, assuming the person has done some reading, is that he was the son of Osiris and Nephthys. This is the version that shows up in most popular retellings, and it is the version that the Egyptian priests of the later period seemed most comfortable with, so let us start there. Osiris, for anyone who needs a quick refresher, was the great king god, the one who taught
Starting point is 00:18:49 humanity agriculture, law, and civilization itself. He was married to his sister Isis, which was a perfectly normal arrangement for Egyptian deities, and an absolute scandal in pretty much every other culture. Osiris had a brother named Set, the god of the desert, of chaos, of storms, of the things that go wrong for no good reason. And Set was married to his sister Nefthis, who was the goddess of mourning, of twilight, of the quiet edges of things. The story goes that Nefthis, who never quite seemed to enjoy her marriage to Set,
Starting point is 00:19:24 transformed herself one night into the likeness of Isis, and presented herself to Osiris. Whether Osiris realised the deception or not is a matter that ancient sources are politely vague about, but the result of the encounter was a son. Nephthys, terrified of what would happen if her husband set discovered the child, hid the infant among the reeds at the edge of the marshes and abandoned him there. This is not exactly the warm welcome you would want for the future god of the dead, but the story takes a kinder turn at this point. Isis, who somehow learned of the child's existence, set out to find him. She wandered the marshes for some time, listening for any sign of where her sister might have left the baby. According to the version of the myth that the priests
Starting point is 00:20:07 of the new kingdom liked best, Isis was led to the child by jackals. The animals had gathered around the abandoned infant not to harm him, but to protect him. They had been calling out from the reeds, drawing attention to the spot where he lay. When Isis arrived, she found her nephew alive and unharmed, with a circle of jackals standing guard around the rushes. She took the child in her arms and raised him as her own, alongside her later son Horus. The jackals, the story implies, were already loyal to him. They recognized one of their own before any human or God did. This is one of the small details in the myth that points to how old the underlying story really is. Long before there was a theology of anubis, the jackal was already his. The myth simply caught up with what the people
Starting point is 00:20:51 had known for generations. There is a beautiful tension built into this scene that the ancient storytellers clearly relished. ISIS was wading through marsh water in the dark, guided by the cries of the very animals that her culture had spent centuries learning to fear. Every Egyptian listening to this story would have grown up with the knowledge that jackals at twilight meant something terrible was about to happen to someone you loved, and yet here, in the In this moment, the jackals were doing the opposite of what jackals were supposed to do. They were not opening a grave, they were guarding a cradle. The whole story is essentially the founding charter of the new relationship between the human world and the jackal world,
Starting point is 00:21:30 with a divine baby as the witness. After this moment, the jackals work for us. Before it, the question was open. This version of the birth story has a lot of theological work to do, and it does it elegantly. It explains why Anubis is the same. son of two divine houses, the house of Osiris and the house of set, without being claimed entirely by either. It explains why ISIS treated him as her own son, and why he, in turn, would devote himself to her interests later in the great cycle of Osirian myth. It explains why he was associated
Starting point is 00:22:03 with the marsh edges, the borderlands, the places that are neither one thing nor another, and it explains why the jackals themselves seem to acknowledge him, because they had been the ones to keep him alive in his first hours of life. Every element of the story is doing a job, but this is not the only version, and here is where things get interesting. There is another tradition, much older, that does not involve Osiris or Nephthys at all. In this version, Anubis is the son of Ra, the great sun god, the original deity from whom many other gods are descended in various ways. Ra, in this account, took on the form of a jackal as part of his knightly journey through the underworld. The sun, after all, has to go somewhere when it sets, and the Egyptian understanding was that Ra spent
Starting point is 00:22:49 the night hours travelling through the realm of the dead, fighting off the chaos serpent Apep, and emerging in the east at dawn. During this nightly journey, Rha needed a form suited to the dark, suited to silent movement through hostile territory. The jackal form was that form, and out of this transformation, in some way that the priest preferred not to be too specific about, came Anubis. This version makes Anubis older than Osiris, older than the entire generation of gods that includes Isis and Set, and gives him a status that is more elemental, more original. It is the version preferred by certain very old priestly traditions, particularly those associated with the city of Heliopolis, where the cult of Ra was strongest. In this telling,
Starting point is 00:23:35 Anubis is not the result of a complicated family scandal. He is a direct extension of the sun-god's nightly work. He is the sun's own face in the darkness, and the priests who told this version were essentially making the argument that Anubis predates the whole of Syrian mythology, that he was already there when the other gods were just figuring themselves out. You might think these two versions would be incompatible, that one would have to win and the other lose. This is how Western religious thinking tends to work. You pick a doctrine, you stick with it, you declare the alternatives heretical. The Egyptians did not work this way at all. They held both versions. They held both versions. simultaneously, in different temples, in different cities, on different days of the religious
Starting point is 00:24:16 calendar, and they did not seem to feel the slightest tension about it. If you visited the priest at Heliopolis, Anubis was the son of Ra. If you visited the temple complex at Abidos, where Osiris was the dominant figure, Anubis was the son of Osiris and Nefthis. Nobody was confused. Nobody felt the need to organise a council to decide. The god was big enough to have more than one origin, and each origin served a different theological purpose for a different community, and there is yet a third version, less commonly cited but worth knowing about, in which Anubis is the son of Set himself. This version was particularly important in certain southern traditions, and it served a very specific purpose. It explained the great moral drama at the heart of Egyptian religion,
Starting point is 00:25:02 which was the conflict between order and chaos, between Osiris and Set, between civilization and the desert. In this version, Anubis was born to set but rejected his father's path. He chose order over chaos, law over disruption, the side of the slain Osiris over the side of the murderer. He became the great example of a soul choosing its own destiny rather than inheriting it. And for a culture that believed every individual would one day stand in judgment for the choices they had made in life, this was a powerful piece of theology. The God of judgment had himself once made the most important choice possible. He had refused his father. There is something almost modern about this version, which is probably why it never quite caught on as the dominant tradition.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Egyptian religion preferred its lines a little cleaner. A son who turns against his father, who rejects his inheritance for moral reasons, who chooses the harder path because it happens to be the right one, is a kind of story that requires the listener to think carefully about agency and choice. It is not the kind of story that priests usually wanted ordinary words. It is not the kind of story that priests usually wanted ordinary worshippers to spend too much time on, but it survived in the corners of the tradition, in certain regional cults, in certain hymns, in certain quiet acknowledgements by scribes who understood that the most powerful gods are the ones whose stories include a real cost. Why so many different stories? Why did the Egyptian priests who were perfectly capable of editing
Starting point is 00:26:28 and standardizing texts when they wanted to never bother to clean this up? The answer tells you something important about how Egyptian religion actually worked. The Egyptians were not really in the business of writing scripture in the way later religions did. They were in the business of describing different aspects of reality, and they understood that reality has many faces. A god could be the son of the sun of the sun in one sense, and the son of the king of the dead in another sense, and the son of the desert in a third sense, all without contradiction, because each of those parentages was illuminating something true about what the god actually did. The sun jackal told you about his role in the nightly cycle of cosmic renewal. The Osirian son told you about his
Starting point is 00:27:09 role in the resurrection of the dead. The reformed son of set told you about the moral order he embodied. The myths were not history. They were tools for thinking, and the priests were happy to keep all the tools available because you never knew which one you might need. It is a way of thinking that requires a certain mental flexibility to appreciate. We tend to want to know what really happened. The Egyptians were more interested in what the story does, and the various birth stories of Anubis did a great deal of work, individually and collectively, in keeping the religious imagination of an entire civilisation stocked with meaning. The jackal god was the son of everyone who mattered, and his connections to the great divine families gave him the standing he needed
Starting point is 00:27:51 to do his job, which was, as we will see, a job unlike any other in the Egyptian universe. What unites all the versions, though, is the figure of Isis at the very beginning. Whether Anubis was the secret child of Nefthis, the knight form of Ra or the rebel son of Set, the story almost always finds its way back to Isis taking him in, recognising him, claiming him for the side of the order. Isis is the great mother of the Egyptian pantheon, the one who gathers up the broken pieces and puts the world back together, and she does this first with Anubis, long before she does it with her own husband, Osiris. The image of her wading through the reeds, guided by the cries of jackals, finding the abandoned infant and lifting him into her arms,
Starting point is 00:28:35 is one of the quiet masterpieces of ancient religious storytelling. It establishes everything that comes next. It tells you that anubis was rescued before he was a rescuer, that he was guarded before he was a guardian, that he knew what it was to be alone in the dark before he became the one who keeps everyone else from being alone in the dark, which is perhaps why he was so good at the job he eventually took on, The God who watches over the dead was once a child who needed watching over himself.
Starting point is 00:29:02 The protector was first the protected, and the jackals who would later flank his throne in the underworld were the same jackals who had stood vigil around his cradle in the reeds, watching over a baby they had somehow already recognised as their lord. The story comes full circle before the story even properly begins. The myth that began in the reeds did not end with ISIS lifting the baby out of the marsh. That was only the opening act. What came next was the part of the world. the old hymns spent the most time on, and the part most modern retelling skip entirely,
Starting point is 00:29:32 which is a shame because the childhood of a god is where you find out what kind of God he's going to become, and the childhood of anubis was, by any standard you care to apply, an unusual one. He was raised in hiding. He was raised on the move. He was raised by two women who should have been rivals and somehow turned out to be allies, and he was raised from his very first breaths, with a quiet escort of animals who seemed to know exactly who he was. The person was, the problem, of course, was Set. Once the storm god learned that Neftithus had born a child outside the marriage bed, and once he suspected correctly that Osiris was the father, there was no version of events
Starting point is 00:30:09 in which the boy was safe. Set was not the kind of God to let an inconvenience walk around in the world. He was the desert wind that scours the painted house. He was the storm that arrives at harvest. He was, in modern terms, a god who held grudges with the same enthusiasm that most people reserve for holidays. The infant in the reeds represented a threat to his marriage, a threat to his standing among the other gods, and worst of all, a threat that walked on its own two little legs and could not be ignored. So when ISIS pulled the baby out of the rushes,
Starting point is 00:30:39 she was not just rescuing him. She was committing herself to a project of long-term concealment, and she knew it. The hymns that survived from later periods described the early years of anubis as a kind of slow, careful escape. ISIS did not bring him back to the time. Isis did not bring him back to the household she shared with Osiris, because that was the first place set would have looked. She did not bring him to one of the great cities, because cities have informants. Instead, she moved with him through the small villages of the Delta and the River Valley, never staying anywhere long enough for the news to travel, never speaking his real name in public, never letting him be seen by anyone she had not personally vouched for. It is a peculiar image
Starting point is 00:31:20 when you sit with it. The most powerful goddess in the Egyptian pantheon, the mother who would one day rebuild her own murdered husband, was, at this point in her career, essentially a young woman hiding a baby. The myth treats this not as a diminishment of her power, but as a demonstration of it. The greatest divine being in the world chose to live as a fugitive for the sake of one child she had not even given birth to. The story is, among other things, a long meditation on what real motherhood actually looks like. She fed him on goat's milk, according to the older versions, because she could not always count on having a wet nurse available, and a goat was a portable thing. Goats could be brought along, hidden behind a hut,
Starting point is 00:32:01 milked at dawn before the village fully woke up. The detail is so domestic that it almost feels out of place in a story about gods, but it is exactly the kind of detail that ancient storytellers loved, because it grounded the impossible in the recognizable. Every Egyptian woman who heard this story knew exactly what it was to keep a goat for the sake of a hungry child. The myth was telling her that even goddesses had to do the same thing when the circumstances called for it. There is no central heating in the divine nursery either, naturally, and there is no shortage of cold marsh mornings when the baby will not settle and the goat will not cooperate. The myth respects the reader by acknowledging that the work of keeping a child alive is the same work whether the child is divine or not. Isis also did something for the child that was, in the magical thinking of the time, considered absolutely essential for any.
Starting point is 00:32:51 any infant born under threat. She gave him a secret name. In Egyptian theology, names were not labels. Names were technical components of a being's identity, and a name that other beings did not know was a kind of armour. If Set did not know what to call the child, set could not curse the child by name. If hostile spirits did not know what to whisper into the dark, they could not summon the child out of his sleep. So Isis gave the boy a public name, the one that would eventually be carved on every temple wall in Egypt, and she also gave him a hidden name, a private name, a name that only she and Neftithes and one or two trusted associates would ever know. The hidden name was, in some accounts, never spoken out loud at all. It was whispered into his ear at the moment of his first
Starting point is 00:33:37 feeding and not repeated. It worked, because it was unsaid. This is a practice that shows up in many ancient cultures, but the Egyptians took it more seriously than most, and the secret name of anubis became one of the great theological mysteries of the late. later priesthood. They knew it existed. They knew it had been given. They did not know what it was, and they considered this lack of knowledge to be appropriate, because a secret name that the priest themselves could discover would not have been much of a secret name. The second great fact of his childhood was the alliance between Isis and Nephthys. By every social rule that should have applied, these two should have been enemies for the rest of eternity. Neftithus was, after
Starting point is 00:34:17 all, married to the brother of Isis's husband, and she had conceived a child. child by Isis's husband, and the entire situation should have produced the kind of family drama that lesser pantheons would have ridden for centuries. But the Egyptian gods, as we have already seen, did not operate by the rules of soap opera. They operated by the rules of necessity. Both women understood, more clearly than anyone else in the story, that the child they were now responsible for was not just a baby. He was something that the world was going to need. They could see it in him, or they could see it through the strange behaviour of the jackal around him, or they could see it in the quiet way he watched everything from his cradle,
Starting point is 00:34:56 with eyes that did not seem entirely the eyes of an infant. Whatever the source of their certainty, they reached the same conclusion at the same time. The child mattered more than the grievance, so they made an arrangement. Nefthis had given birth to him, but Nefthis could not be seen with him, because Set watched Nefthis. Isis, on the other hand, could move more freely, and could pass the child off as her own foster son under the cover of various practical excuses. ISIS would do the daily work of raising him. Nephthys would supplement, would arrive in secret, would help with the difficult passages of childhood that required two pairs of hands. The arrangement was unspoken in some accounts and explicit in others, but the result was the same. Anubis grew up with two mothers, and he knew it, and he loved
Starting point is 00:35:43 them both. The hymns make a point of mentioning that he treated Nefithes with the affection of a son, even though the public story was that she was only his aunt. The gods, like the goats, were grounded in the recognizable. Adopted children have always known who is in the room with them, and the myth assumed that this child knew the same. The image of Nefthus and Isis sharing a child is one of the quiet pillars of the Osirian myth cycle, and it sets up almost everything that comes later.
Starting point is 00:36:10 When Osiris is killed, these are the two women who will gather the pieces. When the body needs to be prepared, these are the two women who will assist a new business. in the chamber. When the funeral rites need to be sung over the rapt form, these are the two voices that will be heard. The hymns even give them a specific liturgical pairing. They are called the two kites, the two mourning birds, the two who weep at the head and the foot of the beer. The image of the two of them on either side of a body, one at each end, hands raised in lamentation, became one of the most reproduced scenes in Egyptian funerary art, and the reason they functioned so well together in that
Starting point is 00:36:46 final scene was that they had already been functioning together for years, long before Osiris died, in the secret household of a hidden child, they had practiced. They knew each other's rhythms, they had been mothers in the same nursery, and they would be mourners on the same evening. It was the same partnership at both ends. Now we come to the part of the childhood story that most enchanted later Egyptians, and that gives us the first concrete sign of what the boy was going to be when he grew up. According to the oldest versions of the tale, The household of the hidden anubis was never properly guarded by human watchmen, because human watchmen would have attracted attention.
Starting point is 00:37:24 ISIS could not post soldiers at the door. She could not even keep a particularly visible servant. The villages she moved through were small, and a strange new guard outside a hut would have been noticed within the hour, so she went without, or rather she would have gone without, except that the household guarded itself. Without anyone arranging it, without anyone training them, the village dogs began to take up positions around the cradle of the hidden child.
Starting point is 00:37:49 The first time this happened, the story goes, ISIS stepped outside her temporary hut at dusk to draw water and found three dogs lying in a loose triangle around the entrance. They were not aggressive, they were not begging for food. They were simply lying down, alert, eyes open, watching the paths that led toward the hut. When she approached, they made no move to leave. When she touched one of them, the dog accepted the touch
Starting point is 00:38:13 and did not break its gaze on the path. She understood almost immediately what she was looking at. The village dogs had decided, for reasons no human could explain, that the child sleeping inside the hut was theirs to protect. They had taken up the work without being asked. This happened in every village ISIS brought him to. The dogs in one settlement would escort her to the edge of town when she left. The dogs in the next would meet her at the outskirts
Starting point is 00:38:38 and walk beside the bundle in her arms as if they were welcoming home a relative. She could change locations weekly, monthly, however often the safety of the child required, and the dogs always knew. Word of this began to circulate very quietly among the villagers. There was a child somewhere in the marshes, said the rumour, around whom the dogs gathered. Nobody knew whose child it was, nobody dared ask. But the village dogs, who normally did not agree on anything except their dislike of cats, were unanimous on this one point.
Starting point is 00:39:09 The child was important. The child was theirs, and no jackal, no scavenger, no creeping desert creature of any kind would be permitted near the place where the child slept. There is a particular story from one of the smaller Delta sanctuaries that captures the strangeness of this period. A travelling merchant, The Tale Goes, was passing through one of the marsh villages and stopped to rest at a small reed hut at the edge of the settlement. He had a reputation for thievery, and he had noticed on his way in that the hut was apparently
Starting point is 00:39:39 unguarded and that a young woman lived there alone with what looked like a small child. He waited until full dark. He approached the hut on the side that should have been undefended, and he found, when he came around the corner, that the path he had intended to take was already occupied. Seven dogs, the story says, were sitting in a row, perfectly still, perfectly silent, watching him. None of them growled, none of them moved. They simply looked at him. The merchant, who was not a man easily frightened by the usual run of village dogs, found himself unable to take another step. He left the village before dawn and never returned to that part of the country. The dogs, of course, were never named or punished by anyone.
Starting point is 00:40:21 They had not attacked him. They had not violated any law. They had only sat in a row and looked, and yet the protection had been absolute, and the would-be thief had understood it without needing to be told. This is the foundational moment of what the later priest would call, the great pact between anubis and his species. It was not a contract negotiated in some divine boardroom. It was a recognition that happened from the bottom up. The dogs and jackals of Egypt in this telling did not need to be told who their lord was. They figured it out on their own, while he was still in the cradle, and they began the work of being his honor guard before he had even taken his first steps. By the time he was old enough to know what was happening, the relationship
Starting point is 00:41:03 was already established. He did not have to recruit them. They had already recruited them. They had already recruited themselves. There is a beautiful detail in some of the southern variants of the story, which tell us that when Anubis was old enough to walk, he was often found at the edge of the village in the early evening, sitting on a low rock, with a half-circle of dogs sitting around him. They were not playing. He was not feeding them. He was just sitting there, and they were just sitting with him, and the villagers would walk past at a respectful distance and pretend not to notice. The child grew up understanding that he had a constituency. The constiping. The consternation was a The constituency had taken its position. There was no need to discuss the terms. His education,
Starting point is 00:41:42 beyond this strange onagard, came primarily from his two mothers. ISIS taught him the science of names, the practical magic of substitution and identification, the way that a thing called by its true name behaves differently than a thing called by a borrowed one. This would matter enormously later, when he stood at the gate of judgment and asked the dead to identify themselves correctly. Neftithes taught him the gentler arts. The work of the threshold, the way to sit with someone in their last hour and not flinch. She had the gift of the quiet presence, the ability to be in a room with grief without trying to fix it,
Starting point is 00:42:15 and she passed this gift to her son before he ever had to use it. By the time he was a young god, he had two complete educations, one in the precise machinery of identity and one in the soft science of accompaniment, and he carried both with him into the work that lay ahead. The work, as it turned out, arrived sooner than anyone expected, and it arrived in the worst possible way.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Because while the boy was growing up in the marshes and the small villages, his father was building a civilization. Osiris, the great teaching king, was travelling the world giving humanity its first lessons in agriculture, law, brewing, and the calendar. And while Osiris was abroad, set was watching. And while set was watching, set was planning. And the moment finally came, as it had to. when the storm god struck.
Starting point is 00:43:04 We will not dwell on the details of the murder, because the murder is not the point of our story. What matters is what was left afterward, and who had to deal with it? Osiris was killed by his brother in a manner specifically designed to make any kind of normal funeral impossible. The body was not merely killed. It was rendered impossible to bury in the standard way. Set, who had a clever mind for cruelty, understood that an unbured body was worse than a dead one. because it meant the soul could not pass into its rest. He scattered the pieces of his brother across the country, throwing them into the river, into the marshes, into the desert,
Starting point is 00:43:41 with the specific intention that they would never be recovered together. He thought he had won, he had not. Because ISIS and Nefthis, who as we have seen had been operating as a coordinated team for years already, now did the work for which their partnership had really been built. They went after the pieces, they walked the riverbanks, they waded into the marshes, they waded into the marshes, they followed the migration paths of birds and the scent trails of jackals, because the jackals naturally knew exactly where things were. The dogs and the jackals of Egypt, who as we have already established, considered themselves part of the household of Anubis, now extended their service to his father. They led the two goddesses from one fragment to another. Each piece was lifted
Starting point is 00:44:23 out of the place where it had been thrown, wrapped in linen, and carried back to a quiet location upriver, where the recovery could continue without sets knowledge. It took weeks, it took months, it took the kind of patience that only women who have already learned to share a secret can muster. When all the pieces had been gathered, or nearly all of them, the three of them faced the question that no one in the divine world had ever faced before. What do you do with a body that has been so thoroughly disassembled? The standard burial practices of the day involved a shallow pit, a curled position, some offerings, and a covering of sand. None of that would work here. The body was in fragments. It could not be curled. It could not be casually placed. It needed something new. It needed a process that did not exist yet because no one
Starting point is 00:45:11 had ever needed it before. This is the moment when a nubis, who by now had grown into his full maturity, stepped forward and announced that he knew what to do. The hymns do not quite tell us how he knew. Some of them suggest that the knowledge had come to him in dreams during his childhood in the marshes. Some suggest that the jackals themselves had taught him, in the long quiet evenings when he sat among them at the edge of the villages. Some suggest, more philosophically, that he had simply always known, the way a hand knows how to close into a fist without being shown. The technique was in him because the technique was him. He was the god of the preserved body before there was a preserved body to be the god of, and now the moment had arrived for the title to do its work. They withdrew to
Starting point is 00:45:54 a quiet location that the texts call the chamber of the cleansing, or sometimes the pure place, and they began. The work was unprecedented. The work was also, in retrospect, the beginning of one of the most carefully refined ritual technologies in human history. What Anubis did over the following weeks, on the body of his father, became the master template for everything Egyptian embalmers would do for the next 3,000 years. Every priest who ever wrapped a queen, every assistant who ever measured out a cup of natron, every careful soul who ever cradled a conopic jar across a quiet room was, in some sense, repeating in miniature the work that had been done that first time on Osiris. The procedure was not invented later and projected backward onto the myth. The myth was the procedure,
Starting point is 00:46:41 and the procedure had to be lived through once, on a real body, by gods who were exhausted and grieving, before it could become the calm ritual it would eventually be. The first step was the cleansing. The body. body, what remained of it, was washed with water from the Nile, which was considered the source of all renewal. Every fragment was treated with the same care, regardless of its position in the original anatomy. A finger received the same washing as a leg. A small piece of the jaw received the same attention as the chest. Anubis worked methodically, his hands moving without hurry, while Isis and Neftis passed him cloths and basins. There was a rhythm to it that emerged on
Starting point is 00:47:23 its own, because grief and work, when combined, tend to find their rhythm. The second step was the application of Natron. Natron is a naturally occurring mineral salt found in dry lake beds in the western desert, and it does an extraordinary thing to organic tissue. It draws out moisture, it pulls water from the cells the way thirst pulls water from a well. A body packed in natron, both inside and out, will slowly dry over the course of several weeks, the moisture wicking away into the salt and the salt itself, crusting into a kind of pale shell. The Egyptians had been collecting Natron for other purposes for centuries, mostly cleaning and laundry, and they knew its properties intimately.
Starting point is 00:48:03 What they had not done, before this moment, was apply it to a human body with the intention of preservation. Anubis showed them. He packed the Natron into and around every piece of Osiris with the precision of someone who had been thinking about this his entire life, which in fact he had. The salt did its work in silence. Days passed. The fragments slowly became something other than what they had been. They became dry.
Starting point is 00:48:30 They became permanent. They became something that could outlast time itself. There was one organ, though, that did not stay with the body, and the procedure for handling it became almost as important as the preservation of the body itself. The internal organs that hold the most moisture, namely the lungs, the liver, the stomach, and the intestines, would not dry properly inside the chest and the abdomen. They would resist the natron. They would, if left in place, defeat the entire procedure. So Anubis removed them, carefully and with the kind of reverence reserved for sacred objects,
Starting point is 00:49:05 and placed each one into its own small vessel. These vessels would later be called conopic jars, after a Greek misunderstanding involving a city in the delta, but their function had been worked out long before they had a name. Each jar was sealed with a stopper carved in the shape of a divine head, and each jar was placed under the protection of one of the four sons of the falcon god, who divided the watch over the organs the way trusted lieutenants divide a watch over a treasure. The heart, and we will come back to this in a later chapter, was the one organ that stayed inside the body, because the heart had work to do later that no other organ could be trusted with. But the moist organs went into their jars, and the jars went into a small chest beside the body, and the entire arrangement. became the standard for every burial that followed. Once again, the gods were inventing in real time
Starting point is 00:49:54 what would become routine within a few generations. The first conopic chest in history was assembled in a quiet chamber by a young god who was making it up as he went, and somehow what he made up turned out to be exactly what every later embalmer would do. While the Natron was working, Anubis prepared the substances
Starting point is 00:50:12 that would seal the preservation in place. Cedar resin, brought from the great forests of the north, was warmed in shallow vessels until it became liquid. Mur, the bitter spice from the lands far to the south, was ground and mixed with oils. Frankencents smouldered in small braziers, filling the chamber with the smoke that would, from this moment forward, be permanently associated with the work of the dead. The chamber smelled, the texts tell us,
Starting point is 00:50:39 like a forest and a desert at the same time. It was the smell of things that did not decay. The whole point of the procedure was to take a-reve-a-reve-reve-welled. body, which is the most decay-prone object in nature, and surround it with substances that resisted decay on their own. Cedar does not rot. Mur does not spoil. Frankincense burns clean. The body in the middle of all of this was being taught, in a way, by its companions. It was being instructed in incorruptibility by the most incorruptible materials available. Seventy days. That was the length of the drying. 70 days of Natron doing its quiet work, of the chamber being kept cool and dry,
Starting point is 00:51:19 of the three of them maintaining the vigil that would become the model for every Egyptian mourning period thereafter. The number 70 was not arbitrary. It corresponded to the 70 days that the bright star Syria spent below the horizon each year before reappearing in the dawn sky, an event the Egyptians associated with the return of life and the rising of the Nile. To dry a body for 70 days was to imitate the great star its star, self, vanishing for the necessary time and then returning. Anubis was not just preserving his father. He was synchronising the funeral to the calendar of the heavens.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Everything had a reason. Nothing was improvised, even though everything had to be invented. When the 70 days had passed, the Natron was carefully removed, the body cleaned again, and the work of wrapping began. This was perhaps the most intricate part of the whole procedure, and the part that became the most ritualized in later practice. Long strips of fine linen, woven specifically for this purpose, were passed around the body and around each individual finger and limb, layer after layer, with prayers spoken over each turn of the cloth. Between the layers, small amulets were placed. Each amulet had a specific purpose. One protected the heart from speaking against its owner in the judgment.
Starting point is 00:52:36 One protected the spine from being broken by hostile spirits. One ensured that the soul would recognize its own body when it returned for the daily. visits the Egyptians believe the soul made to its mummy. The wrapping was not just bandaging, it was an entire library of protection, written in cloth and stones and small carved figures, layered around the body like nested chapters in a book. The amulets themselves came from a tradition that the priests of later periods would catalogue with the precision of pharmacists. There was the scarab beetle, placed over the heart, carved from green stone, with an inscription on its underside, instructing the heart to behave properly during the judgment to come, there was the pillar of Osiris, the so-called de jared, which represented the spine of the resurrected
Starting point is 00:53:21 king, and which was placed at the back of the neck to ensure the deceased could stand upright in the next world. There was the knot of Isis, a simple loop of red stone that carried the protective blood of the goddess herself. There was the small figure of a vulture, placed near the head, which represented the wings of mutts spread and shelter over the sleeping form. By the late periods of Egyptian history, an elaborate burial might include more than a hundred separate amulets, each with its prescribed position, each with its inscribed instructions, each contributing some small piece to a total magical defence. But in the very first burial, the one performed by Anubis on his father, the catalogue was being assembled for the first time.
Starting point is 00:54:04 He placed each amulet according to a logic that was, in some sense, being invented by his own hands. a piece here for the heart, a piece here for the throat, a piece here for the place where the soul would need to return. The pattern emerged as he worked, and once it had emerged it never substantially changed again. Three thousand years of embalmers would consult the same template, and the template had been drawn from memory by a son trying to keep his father whole. The final step, and the one that has captured the imagination of every culture that has ever heard about Egyptian mummification, was the ritual of the opening of the mouth. Once the body was wrapped,
Starting point is 00:54:43 once the face was covered with the painted mask that would represent the deceased forever, Anubis took up a ceremonial instrument and touched it gently to the mouth of the mummy. The instrument was small, curved, almost like a tiny ad's, and the gesture was deliberate. By touching the mouth,
Starting point is 00:54:59 Anubis was returning to the wrapped body its capacity to speak, to eat, to breathe in the next world. The ritual recognized that, a wrapped body is, in a literal sense a closed body. The mouth has been bound shut by the linen, the eyes have been covered, the nostrils have been blocked. None of the functions of a living being can occur. The ritual of the opening of the mouth was a magical reopening, a permission for the dead to function as if alive in the world that came after. After this moment the body
Starting point is 00:55:29 could speak, after this moment the body could answer when called, and after this moment the body could move into the next phase of existence, the phase that the entire elaborate procedure had been designed to enable. The instrument used in the ceremony, which the priest would later call the Peseshkaf, had a strange forked shape that puzzled archaeologists for many years before its function was understood. Its blade was modelled, it turned out, on the curved tool used by midwives in ancient Egypt to cut the umbilical cord at a berth. The symbolism was deliberate and elegant. The opening of the mouth was, in the Egyptian theological imagination, a second birth. The deceased was being delivered out of the womb of the wrapping into the new life of the afterworld, and the tool that signalled
Starting point is 00:56:12 the moment was the same tool that had signalled their first delivery into this one. Anubis, standing over the mummy of his father, was performing the role of a divine midwife. He was helping a new being come into existence. The man who had once been a king was being born again as something else, something that did not have a name yet, because no being of that kind had existed before. He would be, the texts eventually settled on, the first of the justified ones, the first inhabitant of the field of reeds, the first soul to make it all the way through the door that had not been there before his son built it. There was also a smaller ritual performed alongside the opening of the mouth, less famous but no less important, which involved offerings
Starting point is 00:56:54 of food and drink set out before the wrapped body. The offerings were not eaten by the mummy, of course, but by the spirit that was now considered to be present in the chamber, watching the proceedings, learning how to function as a being on the new side of existence. A loaf of bread, a cup of beer, a portion of roasted meat, a small bowl of figs. These were the staples of Egyptian daily life, and they were placed before the mummy not as a final feast, but as a first lesson. This is what you will eat now, the offering said. The form is the same as it was before.
Starting point is 00:57:26 You will recognise it. You will know how to enjoy. it. The transition into the next world was not meant to be disorienting. It was meant to feel like waking up in a room you had visited before where everything was arranged in the familiar order and where someone had thought to leave breakfast on the table. When it was finished, when the wrappings were complete and the mouth had been opened and the offerings had been arranged, the chamber held something that had never existed in the world before. A body that had been killed, scattered, gathered, dried, wrapped, and ritually reactivated, a body that was no longer subject to the rules
Starting point is 00:58:02 of normal decay, a body that was, by every magical and theological measure the Egyptians could devise, ready to live again in the unseen country. Osiris had been the first king of the world, he had now become, through the work of his son, the first inhabitant of the next one, and anubis who had been the hidden child in the marshes, the foster son of two mothers, the boy with the quiet escort of village dogs was now something else as well. He had a title. The old hymns assign it to him at exactly this moment, as if the title itself had been waiting for him to earn it. He became the lord of the pure place, the master of the chamber where the work of preservation was done. Every embalming chamber from this moment forward would be considered,
Starting point is 00:58:45 in some sense, his property. Every priest who ever stepped into one would do so as a guest in his territory. The procedure had a patron, and the patron had a home, and the home was the room in which the impossible had been made possible for the first time. Three thousand years of mummification practice would unfold from this single chamber in this single act, performed by a young god on the body of the father he had never quite been allowed to know. It is one of the most moving acts of filial devotion in any religious tradition, and it carries a quiet weight that the more dramatic episodes of the myth cycle never quite match. He could not save his father from death. So he did the next best thing. He made sure the death did not have the final word.
Starting point is 00:59:29 The work in the pure chamber did not happen in a single uninterrupted stretch, and the old hymns are surprisingly honest about this. They tell us that somewhere in the middle of the 70 days of drying, when the body of Osiris was packed in Natron and the chamber was being kept under careful guard. Set made his move. He had figured out, by methods, the text do not fully explain that his brothers' remains had been recovered. He had figured out further that the recovery had been organised by Anubis with the assistance of the two sisters, and he had figured out, worst of all, from his perspective, that the work being done in the secret chamber was on track to undo everything he had so carefully accomplished. The murder had been the easy part. Keeping the body from being
Starting point is 01:00:11 properly reassembled was supposed to be the locked door behind it, and the locked door door was being picked open by a young god he had spent years trying to eliminate. Set naturally did not knock. He was not the kind of God to announce himself or make appointments. What he did instead was something genuinely clever, which is one of the few details in the story that gives him some grudging credit as a strategist. He used the very strength of his nephew against him. The chamber was guarded, after all, by dogs and jackals who recognized anubis instantly and would have torn apart anything that came at the door with hostile intent. Set understood this.
Starting point is 01:00:47 So he did not come at the door with hostile intent. He came at the door wearing the face of the one being the guardians could never refuse. He took on the form of Anubis himself. He copied the dark fur, the upright ears, the curl of the tail, the particular way the jackal lord carried his shoulders. Set was a god of transformation, and transformation came easily to him when he had something to gain by it. He stood outside the chamber in the early hours of the night,
Starting point is 01:01:13 in the body of the very God he meant to rob, and the guardians at the door looked up, saw what they thought was their lord returning from some errand, and stepped aside to let him pass. The texts pause here, in some versions, to note that the dogs themselves were not entirely fooled. Something was off. They could tell.
Starting point is 01:01:33 The smell was wrong. The movement was a fraction too smooth, but they could not act on a suspicion they could not name. The figure had the right shape, and the right shape was, by every protocol they understood, sufficient authorization, they let him in. What happened inside the chamber became one of the great cautionary tales of Egyptian theology, the story that was told to young priests as a warning against the dangers of appearance without substance. Set, in his borrowed form, went directly to the partially prepared body of Osiris.
Starting point is 01:02:05 He did not have time to undo the work that had already been done, the natron had already been packed. The first wrappings had been applied to certain. and limbs that had been ready first. The chamber was already, in some sense, halfway to its goal, so Set did the only thing that could still ruin the project. He gathered up the body in his arms and ran. The theft was discovered almost immediately. The real Anubis was nearby, attending to one of the supplementary tasks of the preparation, and he sensed something wrong in the chamber before any messenger could reach him. The hymns say that he knew because the dogs went silent. There had been the usual quiet sounds of a working night, the small noises of animals settling, the occasional
Starting point is 01:02:45 yip from outside, and then, all at once, nothing. The silence was the alarm. Anubis went to the door of the chamber, found the false god gone and the body missing, and understood within a heartbeat what had happened. The chase began. The pursuit ran across the necropolis at night. This is one of the rare moments in Egyptian myth where the geography of the story is described with actual specificity.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Set, carrying the body of his brother, fled across the western desert toward the cliffs where the great burial grounds rose in tears above the river. Anubis pursued at full speed, and the village dogs of the region, who had finally realized that they had been deceived at the door, joined the chase in a long, howling wave behind him. The night was clear, the moon was nearly full, and the moonlight on the pale stone of the cliffs made everything visible for a great distance. Set could be seen running, and anubis could be seen running after him, and the dogs of every village within earshot streamed out into the open ground to add their voices to the pursuit. It must have been, for any human watching from a safe place, the strangest and most beautiful and most terrifying spectacle
Starting point is 01:03:52 ever witnessed in the desert. Two identical black jackals running across the pale stone, one ahead and one behind, and a tide of dogs flowing between them, set realized somewhere in the middle of the chase that he was not going to outrun his nephew. The jackal form he had borrowed was a near perfect copy, but it was not the original. Anubis ran in his own body, and his own body knew the desert better than any imitation could. So Set tried another transformation, one that he hoped would give him a fresh burst of speed. He shed the jackal form and took on the shape of a leopard. Leopards, in Egyptian thinking, were the great predators of the southern lands, sleek and fast and powerful, with a quality of effortless motion that no jackal could match. Set in leopard form was,
Starting point is 01:04:38 on paper, a being that could outrun almost anything in the natural world. He thought he had found his exit. Anubis caught him anyway. The texts do not say exactly how. Some version suggest that the dogs of the chase, in their long howling tide, surrounded the leopard and slowed him down. Some suggest that the body of Osiris itself, which set was still carrying, became heavy in the new form's grip in a way that no other bird never did. The most poetic versions suggest that anubis simply willed himself to be faster, because the cause was just, and the universe, in the end, weights the just cause with a small but decisive advantage.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Whatever the mechanism, the gap closed, the leopard was cornered against the cliffs. The body of Osiris was set down on the cold stone, and the two figures faced each other in the moonlight with no further pretense between them. What happened next is the part of the story that gave the Egyptians one of their oldest material symbols, and it is the kind of detail that you only get from a mythology that has been told and retold for thousands of years until every gesture has acquired its meaning. Anubis did not kill Set.
Starting point is 01:05:46 The killing of Set was a complicated matter in Egyptian theology, and there were reasons, having to do with the larger balance of the cosmos, why Set could never simply be eliminated from the divine roster. He had to remain in the world, because the world needed him in some form for reasons we will not go into here. So Anubis did not kill him. He did something else. He branded him. The hymns describe the moment in careful detail. Anubis took a piece of iron from one of the small braziers that had been brought along for the heating of resins in the chamber, a piece that was still glowing from the earlier work, and he pressed it to the hide of the cornered leopard. He did this not once, but,
Starting point is 01:06:23 but many times in a pattern, marking the creature's coat with a sequence of dark spots that would never fade. The branding was not done in fury. It was done with the same methodical patience that Anubis brought to every part of his work. He marked the leopard the way a craftsman marks a finished piece. This is mine, the mark said. This was caught. This will be remembered. And the leopard, when he was finally allowed to leave, carried the brand with him forever. The release itself was a deliberate piece of theology, and the hymns make sure the listener understands why it had to happen. Anubis did not free Set out of any softness toward his uncle. He freed him because the cosmos was not yet ready to do without him entirely. Set had a job to do, in his own twisted way,
Starting point is 01:07:08 and the desert needed a wind even when the wind was unpleasant. So Anubis sent him back into the wilderness, marked, diminished, slower than he had been. But still alive, set returned to his own domains and licked his wounds and plotted, the way storm gods always do, but he never again attempted to enter the chamber of preparation. He had learned the lesson. The threshold was not negotiable. The brand on his hide reminded him every time he caught his own reflection in a still pool, and there were, as it turns out, a great many still pools in the regions he liked to haunt. This is the Egyptian explanation, in the form passed down by the priests of the embalming temples, for why every leopard in the world bears a pattern of dark spots on its hide.
Starting point is 01:07:54 The pattern is the signature of anubis, applied on one specific night in the necropolis to one specific thief. Every leopard born since then has inherited the brand from his ancestor. The spots are not decoration. They are the visible record of a crime that was caught in the act. Every time you see a leopard, you are seeing the day set lost the chase. It is a beautiful piece of mythological logic,
Starting point is 01:08:17 the kind of thing that turns a simple animal pattern into a story that has been waiting for you to notice it. Egyptian children, hearing this for the first time, must have looked at every patterned skin in their world with new attention. The mark of the Lord of the Chamber was suddenly, everywhere. The aftermath of the branding had consequences that reached deep into Egyptian religious practice, and they involved a particular cast of priests who would wear the spotted skin as their professional uniform for the next 3,000 years. These were the Sem priests, the specialists of the funeral rites, the men and occasionally women who would stand at the side of the dead during the most sacred portions of the embalming and the burial. They wore, draped over their shoulders, a leopard skin. This was not a fashion statement.
Starting point is 01:09:03 It was not even a status symbol in the ordinary sense. It was. In the strict theological reading, a trophy. The Sem priest wearing the leopard skin was reminding everyone present, including the deceased, including the gods watching from above, that the work being performed was protected by the same authority that had once caught a thief in the desert. Every funeral was a small re-enactment of the Great Chase. The skin on the priest's back was the proof that Order had won the contest. As long as the spotted hide was in the room,
Starting point is 01:09:33 no set could enter the chamber unrecognised again. The lesson had been learned, the brand had been applied, the work was safe. There is something quite moving about. about this when you sit with it. The Egyptian priesthood took one of its central uniforms not from a symbol of their own divine patron, but from a symbol of his greatest enemy. They wore the skin of the one who had once tried to destroy everything they stood for. They wore it because wearing it was the proof that they had won. It is the sartorial equivalent of hanging your enemy's flag in your
Starting point is 01:10:03 living room, which is, when you think about it, exactly what people who win a long contest tend to do. The Egyptians were quietly very good at this kind of thing. They did. They did not just defeat their enemies, they incorporated them. They made the defeated party part of the daily uniform so that the victory could be re-performed every morning when the priest put on his clothes. The Sem priest himself was a curious figure in the Egyptian religious hierarchy and worth a moment of attention. He was not a general clergyman. He was a specialist, trained from his teens in a particular set of ritual movements and a particular set of sacred texts, and his entire career consisted of attending the most important moments in the funeral rights of important people.
Starting point is 01:10:46 He memorized the hymns that had to be sung at each stage of the procedure. He memorized the gestures that had to be made over the wrapped body. He memorized the precise order in which the offerings were to be placed. And he wore the leopard skin at every single one of these occasions, draped over his linen robes in a specific way, with the head of the leopard hanging down over his left shoulder and the spotted tail trailing behind his right hip. The whole arrangement was unwieldy, and, in the heat of an Egyptian funeral chamber,
Starting point is 01:11:16 must have been uncomfortable. Sempriest did not get to choose a lighter uniform for summer. The skin stayed on, the brand stayed visible, the contests stayed remembered. We have an unusual amount of detail about the Sem Priest, because their work was so heavily documented in the tomb art they presided over. You can see them depicted in tombs from every period of Egyptian history, always recognisable by the leopard skin, always shown performing one of the specific gestures of the rites.
Starting point is 01:11:43 In one tomb they are pouring water over a mummy. In another they are touching the small ads to the painted mouth. In a third they are raising a smoking sensor toward the body. The skin is the constant. The ceremony is the variable. Across 3,000 years the dress code did not change because the theological reason for the dress code did not change, and the Egyptians were not in the habit of updating their religious uniforms
Starting point is 01:12:06 just because fashion moved on. The Sempriest in the Roman period looked, in his working clothes, almost exactly like the Sem Priest in the Old Kingdom, and that consistency was itself the message. The win endures, the brand still applies. The leopard, however many centuries he has been dead, is still on duty. When the work in the chamber finally resumed and the procedure was completed without further interruption,
Starting point is 01:12:33 anubis emerged from the 70 days with something more than a preserved body and a recovered father. He emerged with a fully developed iconography. Every element of his appearance, every object he carried, every colour he wore, had now been earned in the course of the work. He had not been issued these symbols by a council of older gods. He had assembled them himself, in the chamber, on the night of the chase, in the moments of the wrapping. And once he had assembled them, they became the visual vocabulary that every Egyptian artist would use to depict him for the rest of recorded history. The black coat we have already discussed at some length, but it now took on an additional layer of meaning that the earlier symbolic readings had not yet touched. Black was not only the
Starting point is 01:13:16 colour of the silt and the resin and the rebirth they together implied, it was now also the colour of the work itself, the colour of long nights in the chamber, the colour of a god who did his most important business after sunset. Other gods had bright daytime colours. Horus wore the gold of the falcon, Rha wore the disc of the sun, a new colour of the colour. A new colour colour colour colour colour colour colour colour honour Eubis kept his black, and the black was not a deficit. It was, in its own way, a kind of luxury, the colour reserved for the most expensive substances in the embalming chamber, and the most expensive moments of the religious calendar. To paint a god black, in the Egyptian system, was to declare that this god moved in the registers where light did not need to follow him.
Starting point is 01:13:57 He carried his own illumination, or rather he did not require any. He saw in the dark by virtue of being the dark. Around his neck in nearly every depiction, Anubis wears a long ribbon, sometimes red, sometimes a deeper crimson, with the ends hanging down across his chest. The ribbon is one of the small details that modern viewers tend to overlook, and it has a specific meaning that the priests would have recognized immediately. It is not jewelry, it is the badge of office. In Egyptian official life, certain ranks of priests and certain ranks of palace functionaries wore ribbons of specific colours around their necks to indicate their position. The ribbon was, in modern terms, the equivalent of an embroidered name tag or an official lanyard,
Starting point is 01:14:41 and the ribbon around the neck of Anubis is the ribbon of his particular professional rank. It identifies him, every time you see him, as the one currently on duty. The god is not lounging in his image. He is at work, the ribbon says so. In one hand, depending on the depiction, he carries a particular kind of staff that the Egyptians called the Was Scepter. The Was Scepter is a tall straight rod with a forked base and a stylized animal head at the top, and it is the symbol of dominion over a specific territory. Different gods carry was Scepters to indicate the different domains they govern. Anubuses was Scepter is calibrated
Starting point is 01:15:17 specifically to his realm, the Western Desert, the Necropolis, the Chamber, the Threshold. When he holds it, he is not just a being with a stick, he is the sovereign of a clearly defined geography. The staff is a deed of ownership, in essence, and the deed is held in his right hand wherever he goes. In the other hand, he carries the Ankh. The Ank is one of the most reproduced symbols in human history, a looped cross that has been borrowed and reinterpreted by cultures from the Coptic Christians to modern jewellery designers, and the meaning the Egyptians gave it was perfectly straightforward. The Ank was the sign of life. To hold an Ank was to hold the capacity to grant or withhold life in the next world. Anubis, holding the Ankh, is the god who decides whether
Starting point is 01:16:02 the wrapped form in his chamber will be eligible for the further life that the wrapping is meant to enable. The ank is the key. It opens the door that the procedure has been designed to find. Beside his working ladder, or rather, beside the long low table on which the body was placed during the preparation, the Egyptians always depicted a strange object that they called the imuit fetish. The Imiot is one of the more peculiar items in the Egyptian symbolic catalogue, and it has confused archaeologists for as long as archaeologists have existed. It consists of an animal skin, usually a bovine hide with the legs and tail still attached, draped over a tall wooden pole and dripping into a small pot below.
Starting point is 01:16:42 It looks, to be honest, a little alarming when you first see it, like a coat tree designed by someone with strange priorities. But its meaning, once you understand the theology, is gentle and elegant. The amyat is the residue of the preparation. It is what remains of the materials used during the work, gathered up and elevated on a pole as a sign that the preparation is in progress. It is the chamber's flag, in essence. The signal hung in the doorway to say that the proper procedures are being followed inside. When you see a nubis depicted with the amyut beside him, you are seeing him in the room with the visible evidence of his current case. He's at the bedside, the pot is collecting whatever needs
Starting point is 01:17:20 collecting, and the work is proceeding according to plan. We have actual physical examples of immut fetishes that have survived from the tombs of certain queens, and they are among the most unusual objects in any museum collection. The most famous example was found in the tomb of a 12th dynasty queen, and consists of a tall wooden pole set into a small stone base, with the headless skin of a young animal attached to it, the legs hanging loose and the tail trailing. There is a small alabaster pot at the bottom, positioned exactly where the original would have caught the residue. The whole thing is, depending on your sensibilities, either deeply moving or slightly disturbing, and possibly both at once. The Egyptians did not mind the ambiguity. The object was meant to look
Starting point is 01:18:05 like exactly what it was, which was a sign that important work was underway and that no shortcuts were being taken. The blood and oil of the preparation had been gathered into the small pot, and the small pot was an offering, and the offering was the proof of the labour. There is no equivalent object in any other world religion that quite captures what the emit captures. It is the only sacred symbol I know of that is essentially a memo from the working professional that says, in effect, the job is in progress, and the materials are being properly accounted for. The four small jars we mentioned earlier deserve a closer look at this point, because they are part of the same iconographic complex, and they tell their own
Starting point is 01:18:46 quiet story about how the Egyptians organised the work of preservation. The canopic jars sat in their chest beside the body and each one was sealed with a stopper carved in the shape of a divine head. Four jars, four heads, four divine guardians, each
Starting point is 01:19:02 watching a different organ and a different direction. The first jar had the head of a human and it was the responsibility of a god called Imseti. He guarded the liver. The second jar had the head of a baboon and it belonged to the god Happy who guarded the lungs. The third jar had the head of a jackal naturally, since no team of anubis was complete
Starting point is 01:19:22 without one of his own people on it. This was Duamutef, who guarded the stomach. The fourth jar had the head of a falcon, and it belonged to Kebiseneuf, who guarded the intestines. You may notice that one organ is missing from this list, and the omission is deliberate. The heart in the Egyptian system was never extracted and never placed in a jar. It stayed inside the chest of the mummy, sometimes wrapped in its own small bundle, sometimes left in its original location, sometimes secured behind a scarab amulet to keep it from speaking out of turn. The reason was theological. The heart was considered the seat of intelligence, character and moral history.
Starting point is 01:20:00 It was the organ that would later be weighed in the Great Chamber of Judgment, and the deceased would need it for that procedure. To remove the heart would be to remove the part of the person that was about to stand trial. You cannot send a defendant to court without his testimony. and the heart was the testimony. So the heart stayed home in the place where it had always lived, even after every other organ had been moved to its assigned jar. The body, when it was finally wrapped and ready, was still in possession of the one piece of itself that mattered most for what came next. There is one more layer to the four jars that deserves to be noticed, because it shows the
Starting point is 01:20:35 kind of careful architectural thinking the Egyptians applied to even their smallest ritual objects. Each of the four guardian gods was associated not only with a specific organ, but also with a specific direction of the compass. Imseti the human-headed guarded the south. Happy the baboon-headed guarded the north. Duometef the jackal-headed guarded the east. Kepersenueff, the falcon headed, guarded the west. When the four jars were arranged in their chest beside the body, they were arranged so that each one
Starting point is 01:21:04 faced its appropriate direction. The whole assembly was, in essence, a small magical compass. ensuring that the deceased was protected from every cardinal point at once. No hostile spirit could approach from any side because every side was already covered by a divine guardian whose specific job was to watch that side. The Egyptians did not believe in leaving any direction unattended. They built their protection in four-part symmetry
Starting point is 01:21:29 because they had thought through, in detail, what a complete perimeter actually required. It was the same logic that had once led them to place a guardian jackal on every coffin lid. If you are going to be guarded, be guarded properly on all sides by gods who know which side is theirs. This is also the point at which it becomes appropriate to mention that Anubis, despite the solitary impression he gives in most of his depictions, was not actually alone in his domestic arrangements.
Starting point is 01:21:55 The Egyptian pantheon was, among other things, exceedingly thorough about marriages and families, and even the most apparently solitary gods tended to have spouses and children stashed away in the corners of the theology. Anubis was no exception. His wife, who appears in certain regional traditions and certain late hymns, was a goddess named Anuput, who functioned essentially as his female counterpart in the work of the chamber.
Starting point is 01:22:21 She's often depicted in similar posture and similar colouring, with a jackal head and a thoughtful expression, and her role is to assist with the more delicate parts of the preparation. The Egyptians believed in the principle of paired gods almost as a matter of cosmic accounting, and Anuput was the balance on the other side of her husband's column. She did not have her own elaborate temple complex, and she does not appear in the major scenes of the Osirian cycle, but she was there, in the background, in the chamber, doing the work alongside him. Some of the more detailed embalming hymns include lines addressed
Starting point is 01:22:53 to her specifically, thanking her for her patience and her steady hand. She was, in modern terms, the second professional in the practice, and every long-running specialty practice has one. Anuput was particularly associated in the regional traditions of certain southern provinces with the work of preparing female bodies for the rights. The Egyptians, who could be remarkably progressive about some things and remarkably traditional about others, felt that there were certain aspects of the preparation that were more appropriately handled by a goddess of the same sex as the deceased. A queen being prepared for her tomb might be attended in her final wrapping by priestesses who invoked Annaput specifically, and the hymns sung over her body were often hymns addressed
Starting point is 01:23:34 to the goddess, rather than to her more famous husband. It was a quiet division of labour that the priest took seriously without making a great fuss about it. The two of them worked side by side, the text imply, the way any long-married professional couple works side by side, finishing each other's gestures and passing each other the right instrument at the right moment without needing to ask. The couple had a daughter, and her name was Keberhut. Kebohut, whose name means cool water or refreshing libation, was the goddess of the small but essential act of pouring water onto the body during the preparation. The Egyptians understood that the work of the chamber required constant cleansing,
Starting point is 01:24:13 and that cleansing required water that had been blessed, water that was cool, water that had been brought from a sacred source. Kebahut was the personification of that water. She was, in essence, the goddess of the labatian. jar. Every time a priest tipped a vessel of water over the body of a deceased person, every time a small splash was made on a brow or a hand or a foot during the rites, Kieberhut was being invoked. She was a small goddess, in the sense that her domain was very specific, but she was an essential one. Without her, the work could not be done. The chamber needed water the way the chamber needed natron,
Starting point is 01:24:47 and the water that flowed through the chamber flowed under her care. She is depicted in the few images we have as a young figure carrying a vessel, with her father's colouring and her father's serious expression, the youngest professional in the practice. There is one further detail about Kieberhut that the more obscure hymns preserve, and that does not often make it into popular retellings. She was associated, in certain priestly traditions, not just with the libation water of the chamber, but with the specific cool water that the deceased would be offered upon their arrival in the afterworld. The Egyptians believed that the journey to the next life was long and dry, and that the first thing a newly arrived soul would request was a drink.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Kebahut was the goddess of that first drink. She met the souls at the threshold in some accounts, with a small vessel of cool water in her hands, and she offered it to them before they proceeded any further. This was the divine welcome, the gesture of hospitality, the official confirmation that the soul had made it through the difficult passage, and was now in a place where someone was glad to see it. The Egyptians who heard this in their temples must have found it enormously comforting. The first face they would see in the next world would be a young goddess offering them water. After the long darkness of the journey, that was the introduction they had been promised. This complete iconographic system, the black coat and the ribbon and the staff and the Ankh and the Imiot and the Four jars and the wife and the daughter,
Starting point is 01:26:14 did not assemble itself in a single moment. It built up over centuries of practice and refinement. Each element added when the theology required it, each element finding its place in the larger picture. But by the time the Egyptians were producing their classic depictions of the god, the system was complete and stable, and every viewer would have read every element without needing a label. They knew what the ribbon meant.
Starting point is 01:26:38 They knew what the staff meant. They knew that the small spotted skin draped over the scene priest's shoulder pointed back to one specific night in the necropolis, and they knew that the four-headed jars on the chest beside the body represented an entire organisational chart of the afterworld. The god, when he appeared on a wall, was not a single image. He was a small library of associations, and his viewers were fluent in the language. This fluency, in fact, is one of the things that makes Egyptian religious art so different from the religious art of cultures that came after it. The Egyptians did not need to caption their gods. They did not need to caption their gods. They did not need
Starting point is 01:27:13 to write the name of a nubis above his image, although they often did anyway, the way a careful clerk double-checks a label even when nobody could possibly mistake the contents. The image was self-sufficient. You could walk into a tomb you had never visited, look at a wall painting you had never seen, and within a heartbeat you would know exactly which God was being depicted, what stage of which ritual he was performing, and what protections were being invoked on behalf of the deceased buried in that room. The art was a kind of dense written language that happened to use pictures. instead of letters, and the literacy required to read it was widespread across the population. Even peasants who could not read a single hieroglyph could read every detail of a tomb painting without effort.
Starting point is 01:27:55 They had grown up looking at these images. The vocabulary was as familiar to them as the pattern of their own pottery. A fluent reader of Egyptian religious art could pick out the figure of the Jackal Lord at a glance, but figuring out exactly which version of him you were looking at on any given wall, required a slightly more advanced course. Because Anubis was not one job, he was a portfolio. He held a long list of formal titles, each one corresponding to a specific function, a specific place in the mythological landscape, and a specific moment in the work of the dead. The titles built up over centuries, like positions added to a growing institution, and by the height of the Egyptian religious bureaucracy, he held more of them than any other god in the pantheon
Starting point is 01:28:38 except for Osiris himself. Understanding the titles is in many ways understanding the man, the standing. Each one was a door into a different chamber of his authority, and the doors did not always lead to the same room. The first and oldest of these titles, the one that appeared on the earliest temple walls, and the one that the priest recited first in nearly every hymn, was the title foremost of the Westerners. The phrase is more elegant in the original Egyptian, where it can be condensed into a single, beautifully carved hieroglyphic group, but the English translation captures the essential meaning well enough.
Starting point is 01:29:13 The Westerners in this context were not living people from any particular geographic region. They were the dead. The Egyptians, who, as we have seen, had set up their burial grounds on the western side of the Nile because the West was where the sun set, took to calling their deceased loved ones the Westerners as a kind of polite circumlocution. It was easier than saying the dead, and it carried a faintly cheer. undertone, as if the deceased had simply gone on a long trip to a nice town across the river. The Westerners were the residents of the Great Unseen Country. They were a population,
Starting point is 01:29:45 a congregation, a community of those who had crossed over and now lived in the field of the reeds, and Anubis, by his oldest and most prestigious title, was the foremost of them. He was their leading citizen, their chief administrator, the senior figure in the community of the dead. If you imagine the unseen country as a vast settlement, then Anubis was the mayor, the high priest, and the head of the council all in one person. He had been there longer than any of the human dead. He knew the geography better than anyone. He held the keys to all the relevant doors. When new arrivals came across the threshold, dazed and disoriented from the journey, he was the first official figure they were likely to encounter. He greeted them, he sorted them,
Starting point is 01:30:28 he pointed them toward the next stage of their procedures. The title was not just honorary, it was in modern terms a job description, and the job description was extensive. The hieroglyphic writing of this title is one of the more elegant compositions in the entire Egyptian script, and it tells its own story about how the priests thought about the relationship between their language and their theology. The phrase consists of three signs, a sign for foremost, a sign for the west, and a sign indicating the plural of those who are western. The whole group can be carved in a single horizontal block, fitting neatly into the rectangular structures of formal inscription, and it is one of those rare title formulations that looks as good in stone as it sounds in song.
Starting point is 01:31:12 When the priests recited it aloud, the syllables fell into a kind of natural rhythm. When the carvers cut it into the temple walls, the proportions of the group made it visually balanced. The title had been refined over many generations until it was both phonetically pleasant and visually elegant, and the refinement was not accidental. The Egyptians took their formulation seriously. A title that would be repeated millions of times across thousands of years needed to be a title that nobody would tire of hearing or seeing. They got it right on the first major god they applied it to, and they never had to change it again. This title carried with it a peculiar theological consequence that the Egyptians had to
Starting point is 01:31:51 navigate carefully when other gods became prominent in the same domain. Osiris, who, as we have already seen, had been the first inhabitant of the next world, eventually rose to become the king of that world. He sat on a throne in the great hall. He presided over the judgments. He was, in the developed mythology of the New Kingdom, the lord of the entire Western country. So where did that leave a newbis, who held the older title of Foremost of the Westerners? Logically, you might think the two would have come into conflict.
Starting point is 01:32:21 The senior administrator and the New King should have produced some kind of constitutional crisis, in any other mythology they probably would have, but the Egyptians handled the situation with their characteristic willingness to accept overlap and parallel authority, and the result was an arrangement that has no real equivalent in any other religious system. Anubis did not lose his title when Osiris took the throne.
Starting point is 01:32:44 He kept it. He continued to be the foremost of the Westerners, and Osiris was simply added to the chain of authority above him. It was as if the founding mayor of a small town remained the founding mayor, even after the town became a kingdom, and a new king moved into the palace. Anubis became, in effect, the Prime Minister of Osiris. He ran the daily operations of the kingdom of the dead. He handled the intake of new souls. He oversaw the procedures of the embalming chambers. He attended to the practical work that made the Great Hall of Judgment function smoothly.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Osiris received the dead in his throne room only after Anubis had personally escorted them, weighed them, certified them, and delivered them properly washed and presented at the door. The senior god got the formal credit. The older god did the actual work. It is a division of labour that has been recognised in human institutions throughout history, and the Egyptians simply formalised it at the divine level. The king reigns. The minister runs the country. Both of them are necessary. Neither of them is going anywhere. The arrangement worked because Anubis had no interest in the throne. He wanted the work, not the audience. The visual evidence for this arrangement is everywhere in Egyptian funerary art,
Starting point is 01:33:56 and it is worth pausing to notice how consistently it appears. In the standard composition of a judgment scene, Osiris sits at the back of the hall on his throne, motionless, robed, holding the crook and the flail, looking out at the proceedings with the calm distance of a presiding monarch. He does not move, he does not speak much, he simply receives. Anubis, by contrast, is shown in the same composition doing all of a very moment. the actual work in the foreground. He is leading the deceased by the hand. He is adjusting the scales.
Starting point is 01:34:27 He is examining the heart. He is bending forward to read the indicator. He is the figure with the movement, the gestures, the active posture. Osiris is seated. Anubis is on his feet. The body language tells the whole story. One of them is the king of the kingdom. The other is the man who actually runs it. Every viewer who looked at the wall understood the division of labor without needing it explained, because the division of labour was visible in the way the figures held themselves, a king sits, a minister works. Three thousand years of Egyptian artists understood this convention, and three thousand years of Egyptian artists preserved it without ever quite spelling it out in words. The second title in the long list, almost as ancient as the first, was Lord of the Sacred Land.
Starting point is 01:35:12 The Sacred Land in this phrase referred specifically to the Necropolis, the consecrated ground in which the dead were buried, which was considered a distinct territory from the ordinary western desert that lay beyond it. The necropolis was holy ground. It had been set apart for a specific purpose. The cliffs and the cut tombs and the chapels and the funerary temples and the long avenues along which processions moved were all part of the sacred land, and the sacred land had its own rules, its own etiquette, and its own sovereign. The sovereign was a nubis. When you walked into the necropolis, whether as a mourner or as a worker or as a priest or as a casual visitor, you were entering his territory, and the customs of his territory applied. Voices were lowered,
Starting point is 01:35:54 steps became more careful. Certain kinds of work were not done. Certain kinds of words were not spoken. The sacred land had its own dignity, and the dignity was enforced by the figure whose name was written everywhere on its walls. This title gave anubis a kind of zoning authority that no other god possessed. Other gods had their temples and their precincts, but those precincts were always set within the larger landscape of ordinary land. The sacred land of Anubis was different. It was an entire continuous territory, stretching for miles along the western cliffs of every major Egyptian city, and within its borders his rules were the rules. He did not have to share jurisdiction. He did not have to negotiate. The desert that lay beyond the necropolis might belong to set,
Starting point is 01:36:41 the river that ran below might belong to a dozen different river gods, but the necropolis itself was his and his alone. He was, in modern administrative terms, the only god in Egyptian religion with his own protected zone, and the zone had a continuous boundary that any priest could point to on a map. The third title is one of the more poetic phrases in the entire Egyptian theological vocabulary, and it captured something specific about the geography of his domain that the simpler titles missed. He who is upon his mountain. The mountain in question was the great limestone cliff that rises behind every major western necropolis, looming over the valley below like a permanent presence watching the river.
Starting point is 01:37:22 The cliff is, in many Egyptian sites, almost pyramidal in shape, rising in a series of natural terraces to a high crown. The Egyptians looked at this geography and saw not a random feature of the landscape but a divine throne. Anuba sat on top of the cliff in the imagination of the priest. watching the valley below. He could see everything from up there. He could see the funeral processions moving across the floodplain. He could see the families bringing offerings. He could see the boats crossing the river. He could see the workers in the embalming chambers and the priests in the chapels and the mourners at the graves. The high cliff was his observation post and the observation post
Starting point is 01:37:59 gave him a God's eye view, which was, by definition, exactly the view he needed to do his job. The image is beautifully consistent across thousands of years of Egyptian art. In tomb paintings, in funerary papyri, on the lids of coffins, on the inner walls of pyramids, you see the same depiction over and over. A black jackal, lying down in profile,
Starting point is 01:38:21 paws outstretched, ears alert, on top of a small stylized mountain or shrine. The shrine is the cliff. The jackal is the watcher. The whole composition is a kind of permanent visual reminder that the God is present, that he is looking down, that nothing happens in his territory without his awareness. To an Egyptian walking through a necropolis, the image of the jackal upon his mountain was not just decoration. It was the standing notice that authority was in residence. The way a flag on a
Starting point is 01:38:51 roof tells you that the official whose flag it is happens to be in the building today, the image of the jackal upon his mountain told you that the god of the necropolis was, as always on duty above. The fourth title is the one that the priests spoke with the most caution, and the one that the texts surround with the most careful protective language, Lord of the Mysteries. This title pointed directly at the sacred knowledge of the embalming chamber, the technical procedures of the preparation, the precise sequence of rituals that turned a dead body into a properly preserved mummy ready for the afterlife. The procedures, as we have already seen, had been worked out across centuries of practice, and they were considered the most valuable
Starting point is 01:39:30 intellectual property in Egyptian religion. They were not to be shared with outsiders. They were not to be discussed in public. They were not to be written down in any form that could be read by anyone who had not been initiated into the priesthood of embalmers. The procedures were the mysteries, and the Lord of the Mysteries was the God who held them. This title gave Anubis a function that no other God in the Pantheon performed. He was the divine guardian of trade secrets. The priests who practiced the actual work of embalming, had taken oaths of confidentiality, and the oaths were sworn in the name of anubis. If you broke the oath, you were breaking it not just against the priesthood, but against the God personally, and the consequences in the
Starting point is 01:40:11 afterlife were correspondingly severe. The result was that the actual techniques of mummification, the recipes for the resins, the exact proportions of the natron, the order of the wrappings, the prayers spoken at each stage, were kept astonishingly well hidden for the entire. entire 3,000-year run of the practice. We know more about the embalming techniques today than we did 50 years ago. But only because modern scientific analysis of mummies has revealed what the priests would never have told us directly. The priests themselves took their secrets to their own graves, and Anubis, as the Lord of the Mysteries, was the reason. He was the guarantor of professional silence. He was, in modern terms, the divine equivalent of a non-disclosure agreement, signed in blood and enforced for
Starting point is 01:40:56 eternity. It is the kind of arrangement that would make any modern intellectual property lawyer weep with admiration, 3,000 years of trade secret protection, enforced not by lawsuits, but by theology. The practical organisation of the embalming profession reflected this theological emphasis in ways that survived in the archaeological record. We have papyri from the late periods, particularly from the towns surrounding the Great Burial complexes, that show us the actual business arrangements of the embalming workshops. The workshops operated as tightly held family enterprises, passed from father to son, or in some cases from father to son-in-law, with the working knowledge transmitted only within the closed circle of the family. Outsiders could not be hired into the
Starting point is 01:41:41 senior positions. A young man who wanted to enter the trade could only do so by marrying into one of the existing families, and even then his access to the deeper procedures was limited, until he had served years of apprenticeship under his father-in-law. The senior embalmer, the man who actually performed the most sacred parts of the right, was usually a figure in late middle age who had been preparing for the role since childhood. He held all the secrets. He recited all the prayers. He alone knew the exact recipes for the resins, and he answered, in his professional capacity,
Starting point is 01:42:14 to no human authority other than the priesthood that licensed his workshop, and to the divine authority of the Lord of the Mysteries himself. It was a closed shop in the strictest medieval sense, sense, except that the medieval guilds had not yet been invented when the Egyptians had already perfected the system. The fifth title is the most famous of all of them in the modern world, even though it referred to a function we will explore in much more detail in the next chapter. The Counter of Hearts This title placed Anubis at the centre of the great judgment that every Egyptian believed they
Starting point is 01:42:47 would face after death. The judgment, as we will see, involved the actual physical weighing of the deceased's heart against a feather, and the weighing was conducted by Anubis personally. He was the one who placed the heart on the scale. He was the one who adjusted the balance. He was the one who read the result. The counter of hearts was, in a very precise and literal sense, the divine accountant of human moral history. He could not be deceived by appearances. He could not be bribed by offerings. He could not be persuaded by good arguments. He looked at what the heart actually weighed, and he reported what he found. The title carried with it an authority that even the great Osiris did not directly exercise. Osiris received the judgments,
Starting point is 01:43:29 Nubis produced them, and the difference in Egyptian theology was significant. The counter of hearts was also, in some of the more philosophical hymns, called the keeper of the balance. The balance in this phrase referred not just to the physical scales used in the judgment, but to the larger cosmic balance that the Egyptians called Matt. Matt was the principle of correct order, truthful proportion, the way things should be. It was the underlying law of the universe, the standard against which every action and every soul was measured. To keep the balance was to ensure that Matt continued to operate, that the measurements were taken honestly, that no thumb pressed down on either side of the scale.
Starting point is 01:44:09 Anubis, in this larger sense, was not just weighing individual hearts. He was preserving the integrity of the whole moral system that made the weighing possible. If anyone other than Anubis had been given the job the Egyptians believed, the system might have been corrupted. He was incorruptible by definition because his entire character had been built around the precision of his work. The counter of hearts did not have a personal stake in any individual judgment. He had only the work, and the work demanded honesty, and so honesty was what he produced. Beyond these five major titles, there was a long list of subsidiary epithets that priests would deploy in specific contexts, each one capturing a particular aspect of his function, that the major
Starting point is 01:44:50 titles did not quite cover. He was called He Who is in the Place of Embalming, which referred specifically to his presence in the working chamber. He was called He Who Presides Over the Pavilion of the God, which referred to his role in the tent-like structures that were sometimes set up for outdoor portions of the funeral rights. He was called the One Who Count Souls, which paralleled his role as the counter of hearts, but extended it to the larger administrative function of keeping a divine consensus of the dead. He was called the Master of Secrets, which overlapped with the Lord of the Mysteries, but emphasized the personal authority rather than the institutional one. He was called the opener of Rhodes, which referred to his role as the guide who led souls through the difficult passages of
Starting point is 01:45:35 the underworld. Each of these epithets had its place in the priestly vocabulary, and each could be brought out for the specific situation it was designed to address. A priest performing the embalming would invoke him by one set of titles. A priest leading a funeral procession would invoke him by another. A priest reciting the long hymns of the judgment would use a third set. The titles were tools, in essence, and the priests had been trained to use the right tool for the right occasion. The opener of Rhodes is worth a brief additional note, because it overlapped with the territory
Starting point is 01:46:06 of another god whose name is occasionally confused with that of anubis in modern retellings. Weppwawet, whose name literally means the opener of the ways, was an older judge. jackal deity from the southern city of Asuit, and his function was specifically to lead the procession at the beginning of any sacred journey, including the funeral. Wept Wawet went first. He walked at the head of the line. He cleared the path of any hostile spirits. He was, in modern terms, the front of the parade, the herald, the one who announced the coming of the rest. Anubis was the figure within the procession, the one who attended the body itself, the one who would do the work in the chamber. the two of them functioned as a kind of pair, with Wepp-Wo-Wat handling the journey and Anubis handling the destination.
Starting point is 01:46:51 In some of the later periods, particularly under the priesthood of certain southern cities, the two gods began to merge in the popular imagination, and certain images depict what is essentially a single figure with the titles of both. But the older theology kept them distinct, and the older theology was the more careful version. Wepp-Wa-Witt was the one who opened the road. The Nubis was the one who waited at the end of it. Different functions, different titles, different professional expertise. There is a visual distinction between the two that helps identify them in tomb paintings when the inscriptions are unclear.
Starting point is 01:47:26 Weep Wyatt is usually depicted as a standing jackal, alert, with his ears pointing forward, often carrying a small standard or wearing the white crown of Upper Egypt to indicate his role as a divine herald of the king. He is shown in motion, or about to be in motion, with the posture of a being who is ready to lead the procession out of the chapel and along the road. Anubis, on the other hand, is most often shown either lying down in profile, in his guardian posture on a coffin or shrine, or standing upright in human-bodied form with the jackal head, attending the body in the chamber.
Starting point is 01:48:00 The two postures correspond to the two functions. Wepp Wawatt is the one going somewhere. Anubis is the one who is already where he needs to be. A careful viewer of Egyptian art could tell the two apart, a glance, even when the texts were damaged or eroded, simply by looking at how the figure was placed and what he was doing with his body. The artists had built the distinction into the visual grammar of the wall. The accumulation of all these titles, taken together, paints a portrait of a god whose authority was almost startling in its breadth. He was the senior administrator of the dead. He was the
Starting point is 01:48:33 sovereign of the sacred land. He was the watcher upon the mountain. He was the keeper of the technical secrets of preservation. He was the wearer of hearts and the guardian of cosmic balance. No other god in the Egyptian pantheon held a comparable portfolio of overlapping but distinct functions. Osiris was the king of the dead, but he was the king of one thing. Rha was the sun god, but he was the god of one cycle. Isis was the great mother, but her motherhood, however expansive, was a single role expressed in many ways. Anubis was different. He held positions that, in any other religious system, would have been distributed across half a dozen different deities. The Egyptians had concentrated all of them into a single figure, and the figure carried the weight
Starting point is 01:49:19 without strain. Why? Why did one God end up doing so much? The answer, the priests would have explained, was that all of these functions were really aspects of a single underlying function. They were all variations on the same theme. The theme was the management of the threshold between life and death. Every title he held was in some way a different angle on the same fundamental work. He was the one who handled the crossing. He greeted the dead because he stood at the threshold. He ruled the sacred land because the threshold was his territory. He watched from the mountain because the mountain was the high point of the threshold. He held the secrets of preservation because preservation was what made the crossing possible. He weighed the hearts because the
Starting point is 01:50:02 weighing was the gateway through the threshold into the next life. He led the souls, because the souls needed leading across the threshold. Every function from the most august to the most procedural was a different way of doing the same job. He was the god of the doorway. And the doorway had many functions because doorways always do. They are where you check identity. They are where you collect tolls.
Starting point is 01:50:25 They are where you announce arrivals. They are where you provide information. They are where you turn away those who do not belong. A complete doorway requires a complete staff. And the Egyptians had built that complete staff into a a single divine person. There was one more practical consequence of this concentration of titles, and it is worth mentioning before we move on. Because Anubis held so many functions, his cult could be installed almost anywhere in Egypt, without any particular concern about whether it was the right
Starting point is 01:50:53 kind of place for him. Other gods needed appropriate settings. A river god required a river, a fertility god required cultivated fields, a war god required a city with a military tradition, Anubis required only one thing, which was a cemetery, and every settlement in Egypt had a cemetery. The result was that his cult was the most uniformly distributed of any major religious institution in the country. From the great cities of the Delta to the smallest village in the south, there was always a chapel of Anubis somewhere, always a small image of the jackal on a coffin lid, always a Sem priest in his leopard skin attending the latest funeral.
Starting point is 01:51:32 Other gods had concentrated centres of worship. Anubis was distributed across the entire country, which is exactly what you would expect from a god whose territory was the threshold itself, and threshold is everywhere, there are people who have to cross it. It is also worth noting in passing that the title arrangement we have been describing did not stay completely static across the long Egyptian religious history. There were periods of theological reorganisation when certain titles were emphasised and others receded. During the Great Assyrian Reform of the Middle Kingdom, when the cult of Osiris expanded dramatically and began to absorb functions from many other regional cults, some of the older titles of Anubis were quietly reassigned to Osiris himself. The senior figure took over some of the prestige roles, while the minister retained the working roles. During the later periods, under foreign rule, some of the titles were translated into Greek and reinterpreted to fit the assumptions of a different theological vocabulary, with mixed results that we were. will examine in detail when we reach those later chapters. But across all the variations and reorganizations,
Starting point is 01:52:37 the core of the portfolio remained stable. He was the foremost of the Westerners. He was the lord of the sacred land. He was the counter of hearts. These three, at minimum, never left him. They were the irreducible centre of his identity, and they survived every theological revision that the Egyptian priesthood ever attempted. The titles also showed up in surprising places outside the formal religious texts, which tells you something about how deeply embedded they were in Egyptian daily thinking. Personal letters from the working class, preserved on broken pieces of pottery from sites like the workman's village of Derel Medina, occasionally uses epithets in casual ways that show how familiar they were. A man writing to a relative about a recent death in the family might
Starting point is 01:53:20 mention that the deceased had been brought into the keeping of the Lord of the Sacred Land, or that the proper rites had been performed under the eye of him who was upon his mountain. These were not formal religious phrases for these correspondents. They were everyday vocabulary, the way a modern person might mention that a relative had been buried at the cemetery without thinking about the etymology of the word. The titles had soaked through the entire culture, and the entire culture knew what they meant.
Starting point is 01:53:47 A scribe could deploy any of them with confidence that any reader would understand which aspect of the god was being called upon. The vocabulary was complete and the vocabulary was shared, and the shared vocabulary made the religious life of the country functioned smoothly at every level from the temple to the kitchen. The list of his titles, written out in full in the long hymns of the embalming temples, could occupy entire columns of inscription. Some of the more elaborate hymns recited them as a kind of litany, a long string of names and functions sung in sequence over the body during the preparation, with each title invoking a different protection and a different aspect of his authority. To hear such a hymn performed in a temple must have been an extraordinary experience. The way the names rolled out one after another, each one calling on a different facet of the same God,
Starting point is 01:54:36 each one drawing him into the chamber from a different angle. By the end of the litany, every aspect of him had been summoned. The complete God was in the room, and the complete God was equipped to do the work, because the work, like the titles, had many parts and required complete authority to be performed correctly. He was, in the final accounting, exactly as large as his job required him to be, not larger, not smaller, the exact size of the threshold he was made to guard. Of all the titles we have just been examining, the one that pulls us forward into this next chapter is the title that the priest handled with such care, the counter of hearts.
Starting point is 01:55:15 We have referenced the great judgment in passing several times now, and the moment has come to walk into the room where it actually happens. The scene is one of the most famous in the entire ancient world, reproduced on countless papyrus scrolls and tomb walls, instantly recognisable even to people who know nothing else about Egyptian religion. It is the courtroom of the underworld, the place where the question of every human life finally gets its answer, and the figure standing at its centre, with one hand on the beam of the scale and his eyes on the indicator, is the one we've been following from the marshes of his childhood to the cliffs of his necropolis. The Egyptians called the chamber the hall of two truths, which is one of those phrases that sounds straightforward until you start thinking about it. Why two truths? Why not one? The answer is buried in a kind of theological precision that the modern mind has to slow down to appreciate.
Starting point is 01:56:07 The Egyptians believed that for any moral question, there were two truths that mattered. The first was what had actually happened. The second was what the person involved had intended. A complete moral assessment required attention to both. You could not judge a person purely by their actions because actions can be misleading. You could not judge a person purely by their intentions because intentions can be self-deceiving. You had to weigh both in their proper proportion, and only then could the verdict be rendered. The hall was named for this double scrutiny. Two truths went on to the scale, in a sense,
Starting point is 01:56:43 even though only the heart was actually being weighed, and the heart was thought to contain the record of both. The chamber itself was imagined as a long, formal room, more like an audience hall than a modern courtroom, with high pillars along the sides and a polished floor that reflected the light of the torches mounted at intervals along the walls. At the far end, on a raised platform under a canopy, sat Osiris on his throne, draped in white linen, holding the crook and the flail crossed over his chest, with the tall white crown on his head, and the curled beard of a divine king extending from his chin. To his left and right stood his attendant goddesses, his sister-wife Isis, and his sister-a-nafithes, the same two women we have already met as mourners at the beer,
Starting point is 01:57:28 and as the partners in the secret nursery. They flanked the throne in their identical postures, both raising one hand in the gesture of welcome. both serving as the living memory of what anubis had once done for their family. The royal household of the dead was complete on the platform. The throne was attended. The judge was in place. In front of the platform, running down the length of the hall, stood the panel of 42 assessor gods. Each one was a separate divine being. Each one had his or her own name.
Starting point is 01:57:58 Each one was assigned to listen for a specific category of moral fault. The number 42 was not arbitrary. It corresponded in Egyptian administrative tradition to the 42 gnomes or districts into which the country was divided for governmental purposes. Each district had its own assessor, in the same way each district had its own governor in the world of the living. The afterworld was modelled on the practical bureaucracy of the country, with the result that every region of Egypt sent its own divine representative to the panel of judgment. If you had committed a crime in any specific part of the country,
Starting point is 01:58:32 you could be reasonably sure that there was a god. in this room whose particular job was to know about it. The panel was complete. The coverage was total. The administrative reach of the kingdom of the dead matched. Point for point, the administrative reach of the kingdom of the living. Off to one side of the hall, near the great scale at the center, stood the scribe of the proceedings. His name was Thoth, and he was one of the senior gods of the Egyptian pantheon, the Lord of Writing, mathematics, calendars, and the keeping of records. Thoth attended every judgment without exception, and his job was straightforward. He stood with a small wooden pallet and a long-read brush, and he wrote down what happened.
Starting point is 01:59:10 The verdict, the measurement, the names of the assessors who had been consulted, the disposition of the deceased after the ruling. Thoth recorded all of it on a sheet of papyrus that was then filed in the archives of the Great Hall. Egyptian theology, true to form, did not imagine an afterlife in which records were not kept. Every judgment was documented. Every documented judgment was archived. And the archive, presumably, occupied an enormous chamber somewhere in the unseen country, growing larger with every year that passed in the world above.
Starting point is 01:59:43 Thoth was the keeper of that archive. He had been doing the work for longer than human civilization had existed, and he did it with the patient attention of a being who knew that the records would outlast everything else. The figure who matters most for our purposes, of course, stood next to the scale at the centre of the hall. Anubis was the operator of the scale. He had been the operator of the scale
Starting point is 02:00:05 since the institution of the great judgment had first been established and he would continue to be the operator of the scale for as long as the great judgment continued to be held, which is to say, forever. His hand was on the beam, his eyes were on the pointer, he was the technician of the moral universe.
Starting point is 02:00:22 The figure whose attention to the precise position of a metal indicator determined the eternal disposition of every human soul. He stood, in the standard depiction, with his black jackal head bent slightly forward in concentration, one hand resting on the pivot of the scale, the other hand extended slightly toward the chamber where the deceased was about to be brought forward.
Starting point is 02:00:43 He was ready to begin. He had been ready since before the deceased had been born. The work would now commence. But there was one more figure in the hall that the deceased would have noticed almost immediately upon entering, and the figure was the most alarming thing in the room. Off to one side, sitting on her haunches near the great scale, was a creature called Amit. She was not a goddess in the ordinary sense.
Starting point is 02:01:06 She did not preside over a domain. She did not receive prayers or offerings. She was, instead, the consequence. The Egyptians had built her out of pieces of the three most fearsome animals known to their culture. She had the head of a crocodile, the front body of a lion, and the hindquarters of a hippopotamus. The combination was not random. The crocodile was the great river predator.
Starting point is 02:01:28 The lion was the great desert predator. The hippopotamus was, despite its peaceful appearance, considered the most dangerous large animal in the Egyptian environment. To assemble the three of them into a single creature was to create a being whose body contained every kind of danger the Egyptians had ever encountered. She sat near the scale because her role in the proceedings would only become relevant if the verdict went a certain way.
Starting point is 02:01:53 She was waiting. She was patient. She had nowhere else she needed to be. Her name, Amit, can be translated approximately as the devourer. And she was sometimes given the longer title, The Devourer of the Dead. Egyptian art depicts her in a posture of alert readiness, mouth slightly open, eyes fixed on the proceedings but never moving. She does not interfere, she does not vocalise, she simply waits, in the way that certain large animals wait, with a stillness that contains the implication of sudden motion. The deceased, walking into the hall and seeing her there, would have understood without being told that her presence was one half of a binary. The judgment had two possible outcomes. She was one of them. Now the deceased themselves.
Starting point is 02:02:40 By the time they reached the hall of two truths, they had been through a great deal. They had been embalmed, wrapped, placed in a coffin, transported to the tomb, attended at the burial, and then, in the days following the funeral, they had begun the strange and uncertain journey through the underworld that led to this final chamber. The journey was described in the great funerary texts in considerable detail, with each stage involving its own challenges, its own riddles, its own gates that required the correct passwords to open. The deceased had been provided by their family and by the scribes who had prepared their burial with a kind of guidebook for this journey. The most famous of these guidebooks is the Book of the Dead, although the Egyptians themselves
Starting point is 02:03:22 called it by a name that translates more accurately as the Book of Coming Forth by day. The guidebook contained spells, prayers, instructions, and the specific texts that needed to be recited at each gate. A well-prepared deceased person arrived in the Hall of Two Truths, having completed the preliminary procedure successfully. They had not died on the journey, so to speak. They had made it to the courtroom. The Book of the Dead is worth a brief time. detours, because it tells you something important about how thoroughly the Egyptians had thought through the practical aspects of this transition. The text was not a single fixed document. It was a collection of spells, several hundred of them in total, from which a scribe could draw the
Starting point is 02:04:03 specific selection that was appropriate for a particular client. Wealthy families commissioned elaborate versions with full illustrations, gold leaf, and carefully chosen passages tailored to the personality and reputation of the deceased. Less wealthy families could afford only a few essential spells written on a short strip of papyrus. The very poor sometimes had nothing more than a single recited prayer at the funeral, with no written copy at all.
Starting point is 02:04:29 But the spells themselves were available in principle to anyone, and the priests who specialised in the production of these manuscripts ran something resembling a publishing industry along the western banks of the major cities. They had templates, they had standard layouts, They had model versions you could browse before placing your order. The customer specified what they could afford, the scribe filled in the deceased's name in the blank spaces left for that purpose,
Starting point is 02:04:53 and the finished scroll was rolled up and placed in the coffin so that the deceased could consult it at the appropriate moments. It was, in modern terms, a kind of personalised travel guide for the most important trip of your life, and the industry that produced these guides was one of the steadier sectors of the Egyptian economy. Anubis met them at the door. this was one of his oldest functions, the formal escort of the deceased into the chamber of judgment, and the depictions of this moment are among the most tender in all of Egyptian funerary art. He is shown taking the deceased gently by the hand,
Starting point is 02:05:25 the way a guide takes a visitor's hand at the entrance of a great building, and leading them across the threshold into the hall. There is no fanfare, there is no announcement, he simply walks them in. The deceased, in the depictions, is shown with their head bowed slightly. sometimes looking up at the figure of the jackal beside them, with an expression of quiet trust. The trust is well placed. Anubis had been waiting for them since their birth.
Starting point is 02:05:51 He had known their name from the moment it had been spoken over their cradle. He was not a stranger receiving a stranger. He was, in some sense, the most familiar figure in the entire afterworld, because he had been there at the threshold for every other soul who had ever crossed it, and he would be there at the threshold for this one too. The first formal act of the proceedings was what scholars called the negative confession. The deceased, standing in the centre of the hall before the panel of 42 assessors, was required to recite a long series of denials.
Starting point is 02:06:24 Each denial corresponded to one of the assessors, and each denial took the form of a specific statement of what the deceased had not done. I have not killed. I have not stolen. I have not lied. I have not committed adultery. I have not eaten more than my share, I have not blasphemed, I have not cursed my parents, I have not turned aside from the path of truth. The list ran on, declaration after declaration,
Starting point is 02:06:49 each one addressed to the assessor who would have been responsible for that particular category of fault. By the end of the recitation, the deceased had publicly disavowed 42 distinct categories of wrongdoing, and the disavowal had been heard by the entire court. The categories themselves are illuminating, because they tell us what the Egyptians considered worth tracking at the divine level. Some of the categories were exactly what you would expect. I have not committed murder, I have not stolen the property of others, I have not committed perjury and legal proceedings. These were the standard moral concerns of any organised society, and they would not have surprised anyone. But other categories went beyond what later legal systems would have considered
Starting point is 02:07:30 judicial matters. I have not damaged the irrigation channels of my neighbours. I have not damaged the irrigation channels of my neighbours. I have not blocked the flow of water that belong to another field. I have not driven away cattle from their pasture. I have not eaten food that belong to the gods. I have not made another person weep. The list extended deep into the small daily ethics of village life, the matters that no human court would ever have prosecuted, but that the Egyptians considered worth weighing nonetheless. The judgment, in their understanding, was not just for the big things, it was for everything. The small unkindnesses counted. The unfair use of shared resources counted. The withholding of help when help could have been given counted. By the time you'd
Starting point is 02:08:13 been through all 42 categories, you had been forced to consider your conduct across the entire field of human relationship, not just the dramatic moments, but the daily ones as well. It was a remarkably thorough moral self-examination, and it was the price of admission to the next stage of the proceedings. The negative confession is one of the more philosophically interesting features of Egyptian religion, and it deserves a moment of attention. Other ancient cultures expected their dead to confess their sins. The Egyptians expected their dead to confess the absence of their sins. The two are not the same thing. A confession of sins assumes that you have committed them and asked for forgiveness. A confession of absence assumes that you have not committed
Starting point is 02:08:55 them and ask for acknowledgement. The Egyptian deceased was not begging for mercy. They were stating, on the record, that they had lived a life in which the major moral categories of their culture had been respected. The court would now verify this claim. The verification was the next step in the proceedings, and it was conducted by means of the scale. The deceased's heart was removed from its place of safekeeping. Anubis took it gently in his hands, the way a craftsman handles a finished object, and he placed it on one of the two pans of the great scale at the centre of the hall. The other pan already held its weight, and the weight was not a piece of metal or a stone or any of the standard counterweights of Egyptian commerce.
Starting point is 02:09:34 The other pan held a single feather. The feather was the symbol of the goddess mat, the divine personification of truth and proper order, the principle of the universe that Anubis had spent his entire career helping to maintain. The feather was small, white, and exactly as heavy as a feather ought to be. It was not magically light, it was not symbolically light. It was an actual feather, weighing what a feather actually weighed, and the heart of the deceased placed on the opposite pan would now be compared against it. The moment the heart was set on the pan, the entire hall fell silent. The chatter of the assessors stopped.
Starting point is 02:10:11 The scribe paused his brush over the papyrus. Even Amit in her stillness near the scale became somehow more still. Everyone in the room was looking at the same place, which was the small bronze indicator on the central pivot of the scale. The indicator was a thin vertical pointer that hung between two marks, engraved on the upright support of the device. When the two pans were perfectly balanced, the pointer hung exactly between the marks, motionless and centred. When one pan was heavier than the other, the pointer tilted to indicate which side had the greater weight. The deceased was
Starting point is 02:10:45 watching the pointer. The fate of the soul depended with absolute precision on the position of a small bronze indicator on a divine measuring instrument. The scale itself, as depicted in the great papyry of the New Kingdom was an exact copy of the actual commercial scales used in Egyptian markets for weighing precious metals and rare goods. The Egyptians did not imagine some special otherworldly device for this purpose. They used the same kind of balance that any honest merchant in Memphis or Thebes would have used to weigh gold dust against a standard weight. The legs of the scale were tall and slender, the crossbeam was carefully calibrated, the two pans hung from chains of equal length, and the pointer was a small upright rod on top of the central support, calibrated
Starting point is 02:11:31 against fixed marks. It was, in essence, the most accurate instrument the Egyptian world possessed, adapted with great fidelity from the workshop of an actual scale maker into the throne room of the dead. The choice was deliberate. The Egyptians wanted their final judgment to be conducted on equipment that any honest tradesman in the country would have recognized and trusted. of judgment was not a magical device that produced supernatural results. It was a fair scale, operated by an incorruptible technician, producing results that any competent observer could verify. The transparency of the instrument was part of the legitimacy of the verdict. Now, why a feather? Why not a stone or a coin or some more substantial counterweight? The choice is the point of the
Starting point is 02:12:18 whole procedure. A feather is, by ordinary standards, almost weightless. It represents the bare minimum of weight that any physical object can possess. To balance against a feather is to be very nearly weightless oneself, which is the Egyptian metaphor for being morally unburdened. A heart that has carried the weight of many wrong actions accumulates a kind of moral density. The lies sit on it, the harms sit on it. The unkept promises and the betrayed trusts and the casual cruelties all add their small weights, and over a lifetime these small weights add up. A heart that has lived rightly has not accumulated this kind of density. It is light, the way a feather is light, because it has not been weighed down by the things that would have given it weight. The scale was
Starting point is 02:13:03 not measuring goodness as a positive quality. It was measuring the absence of moral burden. The standard was set extremely high because the standard was a feather, and a feather is hard to balance against. But the standard was achievable, because the feather was a feather and not a heavier object. The Egyptians believed in their quiet way that human beings could meet this standard if they lived attentively. The judgment was not designed to fail everyone. It was designed to confirm the work of a life lived in care. If the pointer hung perfectly balanced, or if the heart's pan rose slightly, indicating that the heart was as light as or lighter than the feather, the verdict was favourable. The deceased was in the Egyptian phrase justified or true of voice. The phrase
Starting point is 02:13:46 true of voice carried a specific meaning. It meant that the words of the negative confession had been verified, that the soul had spoken the truth about its own life, that the voice and the heart agreed with each other. To be true of voice was to have passed the verification process. The court accepted the claim, the matter was settled, and the deceased, with this verdict on the record, became eligible for the next phase of their existence. That next phase was the field of reeds, which was the Egyptian paradise. The field of reeds was a magician. The field of reeds was a as an idealised version of the Nile Valley itself, with cool waters running through fertile fields,
Starting point is 02:14:22 with crops growing tall and ripe, with the climate gentle and the labour light. The deceased would dwell there in the form they had had in life, with their family if their family had also been justified, doing the kinds of pleasant work that Egyptians associated with a good harvest year. There were grain fields to be tended, there were small boats to be sailed on the calm canals, there were meals to be eaten with friends in the cool of the evening.
Starting point is 02:14:47 The afterlife, in Egyptian imagination, was not a place of harps and clouds. It was the country itself, perfected and made permanent, with the unpleasant elements removed and the pleasant ones preserved forever. The justified soul became a permanent resident of this country, free from the threats of hunger, illness, hostile weather and time. They had passed the threshold, they had received the verdict. They could now go home in the last. largest possible sense of the word. The field of reeds carried a small detail that the priests
Starting point is 02:15:19 sometimes emphasized to their congregations, and that worked as a quiet incentive throughout the population. The work in the field of reeds, though described as pleasant, was still work. There were furrows to be plowed. There were crops to be harvested. There were small repairs to be made on the dams. The Egyptian afterlife was not a vacation. It was a continuation of productive life under improved conditions. The deceased was expected to contribute to the maintenance of the field, the way they had contributed to the maintenance of their village in life. To make this contribution easier, the burial usually included a set of small figurines called Shabtis, which were placed in the tomb with specific instructions inscribed on their
Starting point is 02:15:58 bodies. The instructions identified them as the deputies of the deceased, and they would step forward to perform any agricultural task that the deceased was called upon to do in the afterworld. A wealthy person might have hundreds of Shabti, one for each day of the year, and an additional overseer figure for every ten regular workers. A poor person might have only one or two. The Shabtis were, in effect, the deceased's permanent labour force in the next world, summoned by name whenever a task needed doing. It was a quiet acknowledgement on the Egyptian part that Paradise Without Help is still Paradise with Chores, and that being properly equipped for the chores was part of being properly prepared for eternity. If, however, the pointer dipped on the side of the heart,
Starting point is 02:16:40 indicating that the heart had been heavier than the feather, the verdict went the other way. The court found that the soul had not lived as it claimed to have lived. The negative confession had been false. The heart carried weight that should not have been there, and the weight could be measured by precise instruments that could not be deceived. There was no appeal, there was no second chance, the verdict was final and the consequences were immediate. This, this is where Amit, who had been waiting near the scale, finally had her moment in the proceedings. The deceased, with the unfavourable verdict, was now formally given over to her. The handing over was not violent. The deceased simply, by the operation of the verdict, became her responsibility.
Starting point is 02:17:20 She rose from her sitting position, approached the scale, took the heart in her jaws, and consumed it. With the consumption of the heart, the soul of the deceased ceased to exist. There was no afterlife of suffering. There was no after life of suffering. There was not chamber of punishment. The Egyptian theology at this point differed sharply from the theologies that came after it in other cultures. The Egyptians did not imagine an eternal hell. They imagined instead complete erasure. The soul that failed the judgment did not continue in any form. It was, as the phrase went, devoured. It did not exist anymore. It had been, and now it was not, and there was nothing further to be said about it. This is, when you think about it, a much more
Starting point is 02:18:05 or philosophically severe outcome than the eternal torments imagined by later religions. The Egyptians were not threatening their dead with pain. They were threatening them with non-being. The fear that the great judgment was designed to inspire was not the fear of suffering. It was the fear of complete disappearance, of becoming nothing, of leaving no trace in the universe that one had ever existed. To an Egyptian, who lived in a culture so thoroughly committed to the preservation of memory through tombs, inscriptions and ritual, this outcome was almost unimaginable. To be forgotten was to be
Starting point is 02:18:39 undone. To be consumed by Amit was to be forgotten by reality itself. The threat worked, in the sense that the Egyptians built one of the most morally serious cultures in ancient history around the desire to avoid this outcome. They tended their hearts carefully. They lived their lives with one eye on the scale they expected to face. The judgment shaped the conduct. The conduct shaped the the lives, and the lives shaped the civilization. It is one of the great examples in human history of theology actually doing its job. There was a complication built into this procedure that the Egyptians were perfectly aware of, and that they addressed with their usual technical thoroughness. The heart, as we have seen, was not just an organ. It was the seat of moral memory. It knew things,
Starting point is 02:19:24 and there was always the possibility that the heart, when placed on the scale, might decide to volunteer information that the deceased would have preferred to keep private. The heart might confess things the negative confession had denied. The heart might speak against its owner at exactly the wrong moment. The Egyptians took this possibility seriously enough to develop a specific countermeasure. The amulet placed over the heart during the embalming, the scarab we mentioned in an earlier chapter, was inscribed with a spell that addressed the heart directly. The spell instructed the heart to be silent during the judgment. It told the heart not to rise against the. It told the heart not to rise against its owner. It told the heart not to bear false witness, and also not to bear true witness
Starting point is 02:20:04 if the truth would be unhelpful. The scarab was, in modern terms, a kind of magical gag order placed on the heart, ensuring that it would not disrupt the proceedings by speaking out of turn. This is one of the more endearingly pragmatic features of Egyptian religion. The Egyptians had built an elaborate moral judgment system, and then they had built into the same system a small loophole that allowed the heart to be silenced if necessary. They did not see this as a contradiction. They saw it as a reasonable accommodation. The heart was being weighed for its overall density, after all,
Starting point is 02:20:38 not for its specific testimony. The weight would tell the truth regardless of whether the heart spoke, and if the heart had been a little uneven over a lifetime, the scarab simply prevented it from making the situation worse by editorial commentary. It was the kind of practical theology that you only get in a culture that has thought through every angle of its own religious system, and decided to be reasonable about the human factors involved. Throughout the entire proceeding, Anubis had been the figure in motion. The judgment had not happened to the soul. The judgment had happened through him.
Starting point is 02:21:09 He was the executive officer of the entire proceeding, and the proceeding could not have occurred without him. There is one more detail worth noting about the Great Hall, and it concerns the relationship between the human deceased and the divine officials they encountered there. The Egyptians did not imagine the hall as a place of intimidation. The judgment was serious, yes, and the consequences were absolute, but the atmosphere of the proceedings was not designed to frighten. The court was meant to feel like a formal but fair institution, a place where the rules were known in advance,
Starting point is 02:21:42 where the procedures were predictable, where the officials were professional and competent. The deceased had been preparing for this moment there, entire life. They knew what was going to happen. They had memorized the texts. They had assembled the amulets. They had lived their lives with this room in mind. By the time they actually walked through the door, they were as ready as a person can be for the most important meeting they will ever attend. The hall, in this sense, was the destination toward which the whole of Egyptian religious life had been pointing. Every ritual, every offering, every careful gesture of moral attention,
Starting point is 02:22:16 every small daily act of honesty or restraint, had been a kind of preparation for this single appearance before the scale. The Egyptians did not separate religion from ethics in the way modern people sometimes do. The ethics was the religion. The religion was the preparation for the judgment. The judgment was the moment that gave meaning to the ethics. The whole system was circular and self-reinforcing, and at the centre of the circle with one hand on the beam and his eyes on the pointer,
Starting point is 02:22:44 stood the figure who had been there since before any human had ever needed to be weighed. He was patient. He was precise. He was incorruptible. And he was, on the day each soul finally arrived, exactly the figure they needed him to be. If the great hall we have just walked through was the destination of every Egyptian life, then the influence of that hall could not possibly remain confined to the unseen country. A culture that believes in the precise weighing of every heart on a fair scale will, over time, develop a certain attitude toward the smaller weighings that happen during the actual workday. The fear of the verdict, if you take it seriously, becomes the manager of your conduct. The image of the figure standing at the central pivot,
Starting point is 02:23:27 his black face bent forward in concentration, becomes the figure you do not want to disappoint when you are short-changing the customer in front of you in the grain market. The judgment ran downhill, in other words, into every transaction, every contract, every quiet decision about whether to lie or to tell the truth in a small matter that nobody else was watching. Anubis was the god of the dead, but the dead were, in a sense, every Egyptian who would eventually be dead, which was every Egyptian who currently was alive. The god whose business was the next world had quietly taken over a great deal of the management of this one. The most direct evidence of this comes from the places where the Egyptians actually conducted their daily commerce,
Starting point is 02:24:07 which is to say the markets and the small shops and the offices of the scribes who handled written contracts walk into a working egyptian market in any major city during the new kingdom or later and you would have seen alongside the stalls of vegetables and dried fish and folded linen a particular small object set up next to nearly every set of scales the object was a figurine of a recumbent jackal sometimes carved in stone sometimes moulded in feints sometimes simply cut from wood and painted black with one whatever dye was cheap that year. The figurine was positioned in a place of honour next to the merchant's balance, often on a small wooden stand of its own, often with a tiny offering of bread or a small cup of beer placed in front of it at the beginning of the working day. It was not decoration. It was a working instrument of the marketplace, as much a part of the equipment as the weights themselves. The function of the figurine was straightforward, and the function was entirely understood by everyone who entered the market. The jackal was watching. He was.
Starting point is 02:25:07 was watching the merchant, he was watching the customer, he was watching the scale itself. The presence of his image was a public reminder that this particular weighing, however small the goods being weighed, however ordinary the day, however unimportant the transaction might seem, was being conducted under the same divine supervision as the great weighing in the unseen hall. The same eyes that would one day measure the merchant's heart were measuring the merchant's grain today. The merchant who cheated on his scale, who shaved a fraction of weight off every bag of barley he sold, who pressed his thumb down on the customer's side of the balance when nobody was looking, was conducting a small rehearsal for his own future judgment, and he was building up with
Starting point is 02:25:49 each small dishonesty exactly the kind of moral weight that would later tilt the indicator in the wrong direction. The figurine was the daily reminder of this fact. The figurine was the conscience cast in feience, sitting next to the scale with painted eyes that never closed. A few of these figurines have survived in archaeological collections, and they are among the most quietly moving objects from the ancient Egyptian world. They're usually small, no more than 10 or 15 centimetres in length, modest in workmanship. The kind of object a working merchant could afford without straining his budget. The carving is not always elegant. Some of them are clearly the work of village craftsmen rather than temple artisans. But the posture is always the
Starting point is 02:26:32 same, the lying jackal with pause extended and he is alert. His head turned slightly toward the area where the scale would have stood. He was made for the marketplace. He looked the part, and he did his job, which was to remind a culture of small honesties that small honestys added up to large outcomes and that someone was keeping the count. The Egyptian legal system reinforced this religious supervision with formal legal mechanisms of its own, and the records of certain court proceedings give us a clear view of how the two systems work together. Egyptian courts handled disputes the way courts everywhere have always handled disputes, with hearings and witnesses and the calling of evidence,
Starting point is 02:27:11 but they had one particular procedure that did not have an equivalent in most modern systems. They required, in certain serious cases, that the parties swear oaths before pronouncing their testimony. The oaths were sworn in the name of specific gods, and the choice of God depended on the nature of the case. Disputes about land boundaries might be sworn before the local gnome God. Disputes about religious matters might be sworn before the priesthood of the relevant temple. But disputes about honesty itself, about whether a person had lied or stolen or cheated in their dealings, were sworn before a newbis. The reason was the reason we have just been examining.
Starting point is 02:27:48 He was the God whose business it was to weigh truthfulness. To swear before him was to invite him. him to add the present matter to the running account he was keeping of your heart. If you swore truthfully, the oath was a small contribution to the lightness of your eventual heart. If you swore falsely, the oath was a substantial contribution to the weight that would eventually tilt the scale against you. The Egyptians believed this with the directness that modern people sometimes have trouble grasping. The oath was not a formality. The oath was an actual mortgage taken out against your future judgment, and the terms of the mortgage were eternal.
Starting point is 02:28:21 The interest, you might say, accrued forever. We have actual court records from the New Kingdom, particularly from cases tried in the great administrative capitals, in which the formal language of the verdict includes a specific accusation that is striking in its simplicity. The phrase appears in cases where the court determined that one party had lied during their testimony, and it goes essentially like this. The accused has falsely sworn by anubis,
Starting point is 02:28:47 and shall therefore answer for the matter in the proper place. The proper place, of course, was the Great Hall in the Unseen Country. The court was, in effect, declining to impose the full punishment for the lie itself. They were leaving it to the divine system, on the theory that the divine system would handle it more thoroughly than any human court could. The earthly punishment for the immediate offence was usually some combination of restitution, fines, and physical penalties. The eternal punishment, the court left to the figure whose name had been falsely invoked. It was, in a quiet way, one of the most efferves. efficient outsourcing arrangements in the history of legal administration. The state did the small
Starting point is 02:29:24 justice, the god did the large justice, and the criminals in theory faced both. One particularly well-preserved case from the late 20th dynasty involved a dispute between two craftsmen over the ownership of a small parcel of tools, and the surviving documents preserve enough detail that we can almost reconstruct the proceedings in their entirety. The accuser claimed that the tools had been borrowed and never returned. The accused claimed that the tools had been a gift, given freely some years earlier, and now claimed back unfairly. Both men swore by a newbis when called upon to give their formal testimony. The court could not, in the end, determine with certainty which version was true, because the original transaction had occurred privately and without witnesses.
Starting point is 02:30:08 What the court did was something genuinely interesting from a modern legal perspective. The court ruled in favour of the accused for the immediate question of possession, finding that the accuser had not produced sufficient evidence to support his claim, but the court also added a formal notation to the record stating that one of the two parties had certainly falsely sworn by anubis and that the matter would be settled in the proper place. The notation was, in effect, a kind of deferred verdict. The earthly judges could not say which man had lied,
Starting point is 02:30:37 but they could note for the record that one of them had, and they could leave the identification to the eventual divine judgment. The two men walked out of the court with the immediate matter settled, but with the knowledge that one of them had just signed a particularly heavy entry into his eventual weighing. Whichever of them had lied was now on the record as having done so, and the record would be reviewed by a more thorough auditor at the appropriate time. There is something genuinely impressive about how thoroughly this system penetrated into Egyptian daily life, even at the level of small private behaviours that no court would ever have prosecuted.
Starting point is 02:31:12 We have evidence, from various private letters and inscriptions, that Egyptians invoke the name of the jackal lord in surprisingly ordinary contexts. A husband, suspicious of his wife's spending, might mention, in a letter to his brother, that he would ask her to swear by a nubis if he ever caught her hiding receipts. A village elder writing to his sons about a property division would warn them, in passing, that the matter would be settled honestly because their grandfather had died respecting the scale, and they would not be the ones to break the chain. A worker complaining to a friend about a foreman's habit of underpaying him would write that
Starting point is 02:31:47 the foreman should consider his heart, and that the moment of the consideration would come whether the foreman wanted it or not. These were not formal religious statements. They were the small ordinary mentions of a religious figure who had become, in the deepest sense, woven into the fabric of how Egyptians thought about each other. The god of the dead had become the language of trust between the living, the way a modern person might say, on their honour, or by my word, without quite consciously invoking any specific moral system. The village of Dere el-Medina is one of the most useful archaeological sites for
Starting point is 02:32:20 understanding this everyday religious life, because it was the working community where the artisans who built the royal tombs lived with their families, and the village has been excavated with enough care that we have a remarkable amount of personal material from its inhabitants. The artisans were literate by Egyptian standards, far more so than the average village or elsewhere in the country, and they left behind enormous quantities of what archaeologists call ostricha, which are essentially small flakes of broken limestone or pottery, that the work is used as scrap paper for daily notes, sketches, drafts, and casual writing. The ostrica of Derell Medina are one of the great treasures of Egyptian archaeology, because they show us, with no editorial filter, what working
Starting point is 02:33:02 Egyptians actually wrote and drew when they were just sitting around at the end of a long day in the tombs, and among the most common subjects of those casual sketches, repeated hundreds of times across thousands of ostrichael, over the centuries of the village's occupation, is the figure of the recumbent jackal. The artisans drew him in quick strokes, sometimes in a few seconds, sometimes with more elaborate detail. They drew him on the corners of work logs. They drew him in the margins of letters to their wives. They drew him on small pieces of stone that had no other apparent purpose, as if they were doodling on a notepad during a slow afternoon. The frequency of the image is what stands out.
Starting point is 02:33:42 Other gods appear occasionally, anubis appears constantly. He was, in some sense, the god the workers actually thought about during the working day, the figure they sketched without thinking when their hands had a moment of idle work and their minds had drifted to the subject of their own conduct. The drawings themselves have a quality that distinguishes them from formal religious art. formal religious art is precise, balanced, conforming to a thousand years of established proportional convention. The ostrichar drawings are casual, sometimes whimsical, sometimes slightly humorous. There is one famous example from the village in which the jackal has been drawn with an exaggerated grin,
Starting point is 02:34:21 ears slightly tilted with what looks suspiciously like a wink in his eye, as if the artist was sharing a small joke with him at the end of a long day. The familiarity is the point. These workers did not see Anubis as a distant or terrifying figure. They saw him as a colleague of sorts, the divine equivalent of the older craftsman in the workshop next door, the one whose approval you valued and whose disapproval you wanted to avoid, but who was also? In his own quiet way, basically on your side. The judgment was real, the judgment was serious, but the figure who would conduct the judgment was the same figure who had been there at every small, honest decision you had ever made, and he was, in the end, hoping you would pass. The relationship between the worker and the
Starting point is 02:35:05 god in the village of Dere el Medina was the relationship of an apprentice to a teacher who wanted him to succeed. The village also operated, particularly in the later New Kingdom, a small informal oracle that resolved local disputes through divine consultation, and the records of these consultations give us another window into how anubis functioned in the daily life of the community. When two villagers had a disagreement that did not rise to the level of a formal court case, but that they still wanted settled by some external authority, they could bring the matter to the village priest, who would conduct a kind of small ceremony at the local chapel.
Starting point is 02:35:42 The procedure involved writing the two possible verdicts on separate pieces of Ostrachon, placing them before the divine image, and then watching for the appropriate sign. Different oracles and different periods use different gods for this purpose, but in certain decades the village turned to a small shrine of anubis for the most sensitive matters, particularly those involving questions of honesty, between specific individuals, the records show consultations about who had broken whose pottery, who owed whom a measured portion of grain, whose chicken had been responsible for the loss of whose garden. They are exactly the disputes that any small community will generate over time,
Starting point is 02:36:20 and they were settled by appeal to the divine figure whose business it was to weigh truths. The system worked because both parties accepted the result. If anubis had ruled in your favour, you collected. If he had ruled against you, you paid. There was no appeal beyond the oracle because there was no higher court in the village. The arrangement turned the god of cosmic justice into a kind of small claims judge for the local population, and the villagers appeared to find this entirely natural. A god capable of weighing the moral history of an entire life could obviously also weigh the question of a broken pot,
Starting point is 02:36:54 and he was, by virtue of his other duties, considered the appropriate authority on both. This brings us to the principle that ran underneath all of this everyday morality, the principle that gave coherent shape to the entire system of small honesties and routine truthfulness. The principle was called Matt. We have mentioned the word a few times already, but it deserves a more careful examination here, because it is the conceptual key to everything we have been describing. Matt was, depending on how you approached it, a goddess, a principle, a virtue, a cosmic law, and an everyday code of conduct. All at once, the Egyptians did not separate these meanings.
Starting point is 02:37:35 They believed that all of them were aspects of the same underlying reality, and that the reality could be invoked under any of its names without contradiction. As a goddess, Matt was depicted as a young woman wearing a single tall feather on her head, the same feather that, as we have already seen, served as the counterweight on the scale in the Great Judgment. The feather was her signature. It identified her wherever she appeared in Egyptian art. She was, in some sense, the most important goddess in the entire pantheon, although she rarely received the elaborate temple complexes that the more famous deities enjoyed. Her temples were small, her priests were few, her ceremonies were modest. But the principle she
Starting point is 02:38:16 represented was everywhere. Every other temple, regardless of which God was the primary occupant, contained an altar to her somewhere on the grounds, every pharaoh, regardless of his other titles, was understood to be the keeper of Mott, the human guarantor of cosmic order. Every judge in every court was considered to be a temporary servant of Mutt for the duration of his sitting. She was the underlying license under which the whole system operated. As a principle, Matt referred to the proper proportionality of things, the way each element of the universe was supposed to relate to every other element. The sun was supposed to rise on time. The river was supposed to flood at the expected season. The crops were supposed to grow in the proper sequence.
Starting point is 02:38:58 People were supposed to treat each other fairly. Contracts were supposed to be honoured. Words were supposed to mean what they said. All of this was Matt. To violate any of it was to introduce a disturbance into the cosmic fabric, a small wrongness that, if it accumulated, could threaten the larger order. A lying merchant was not just a personal failure. A lying merchant was a contributor to cosmic disorder. The Egyptians took this with absolute seriousness. They believed, in a way that modern people often find difficult to imagine, that the small honesties of daily life were the threads from which the universe itself was woven, and that pulling on those threads carelessly could unravel the entire fabric. This principle had a specific practical consequence that the Egyptians
Starting point is 02:39:44 enforced through formal religious ceremony. The Pharaoh, who as we have already mentioned, was understood to be the keeper of Matt on behalf of the entire kingdom, was required to perform a ritual offering of Matt to the gods at regular intervals throughout his reign. The offering consisted of a small figurine of the goddess, holding up her single feather, presented to the divine image of whichever God was being honoured at the ceremony. The symbolic meaning was clear, and the symbolic meaning was deeply serious. The pharaoh was returning Matt to her source. He was demonstrating that he had not appropriated her for his own purposes. He was acknowledging that his right to rule depended on his continuing service to the principle she represented. If the offering was performed properly
Starting point is 02:40:27 and the gods accepted it, the kingdom continued to function. If the offering was neglected or performed without sincerity, the order of the universe began to drift. Floods would come at the wrong time, crops would fail, foreign enemies would gain strength. The Egyptians attributed all sorts of large historical calamities to failures of the pharaoh to properly maintain Matt, and they had developed a quite sophisticated theory about how the relationship between royal conduct and cosmic stability actually functioned. The pharaoh was, in this theology, the load-bearing pillar of the entire system. If he leaned one way, the building began to lean.
Starting point is 02:41:04 The offering of Mart was the periodic check that the pillar was still vertical, that the keeper was still keeping, that the foundation under everything was still sound. As a code of conduct, Matt was expressed in a body of wisdom literature that the Egyptians refined and copied across the centuries, with the most famous example being the collection of teachings attributed to a senior official named Tahotep. These texts were essentially manuals for how to live a life in accordance with Matt, written by experienced elders for the benefit of younger people just beginning their careers. The advice was extremely practical. Speak less than you listen. Honor the people who have given you your position. Do not be greedy with food when sharing a meal. Do not press a complaint against someone more powerful than you, but do not allow yourself to be unjustly treated either.
Starting point is 02:41:52 Marry a wife who will keep your house in good order and treat her with the respect she deserves. The teachings were the kind of grandfatherly wisdom you can find in any culture that has a long tradition of family elders giving advice to family juniors, but the Egyptian version had a specific theological framing. Each piece of advice was presented not just as practical wisdom, but as a contribution to the keeping of Mart, and therefore as a contribution to the eventual lightness of one's heart. The connection between Mart and the Great Judgment was therefore not metaphorical, it was procedural. The feather on the scale was Matt's feather. The weighing was a weighing against Matt. The verdict.
Starting point is 02:42:30 was a verdict on whether the deceased had lived in accordance with Matt or against it. Anubis, in his function, as the operator of the scale, was therefore the personal representative of Mayotte at the moment of judgment, the one who applied her principle to each individual heart with the precision that the principle required. The god of the dead was, in this sense, the field officer of the goddess of truth. They worked together, and their work was the system by which Egyptian morality was given its eternal accountability. This is why the priests of Anubis and the priests of Matt were often,
Starting point is 02:43:03 in practice, the same priests. The two cults overlapped extensively, and many temples included shrines to both deities arranged so that they could be served by a single rotating clergy. A priest who had spent the morning offering bread to Mart in her small altar might spend the afternoon assisting at a funeral procession, sponsored by the cult of Anubis. The work was, from the priest's perspective, a single continuous service to the system of cosmic order. The two divinities were the upper and lower halves of the same principle. Muts set the standard. Anubis enforced it.
Starting point is 02:43:38 Together they constituted the moral infrastructure on which the entire culture rested. We can see the practical consequences of this infrastructure in the way the Egyptians actually behaved to the extent that we can reconstruct their behavior from the surviving records. Egyptian society was not perfect. it had its share of crime, corruption and bad behaviour, just as every human society does. We have records of tomb robberies, of bribed officials, of false accusations, of every other kind of misconduct you would expect from a large and complicated civilisation.
Starting point is 02:44:11 But the records also show, with surprising consistency, a population that took moral matters seriously in ways that contemporary societies often did not. Egyptian wills, for example, are remarkably explicit about the obligatory. to treat all heirs fairly, and the legal language often includes invocations of the gods who would punish unfair division in the next world. Egyptian contracts include clauses about good faith dealing that are essentially religious in character, with the parties pledging not just to honour the contract but to honour it without the kind of small interpretive cheating that would technically satisfy the letter while violating the spirit. Egyptian witness statements
Starting point is 02:44:49 regularly include voluntary admissions of small uncertainties, the kind of partial confessions that ordinary self-interest would have suppressed, because the witnesses understood that perfect truthfulness, including the truthfulness about one's own limits of knowledge, was what the eventual scale would be measuring. The result, over 3,000 years, was one of the most distinctive ethical environments of the ancient world, a culture where the God of the dead had become the background presence of the working day. The moral education of Egyptian children was, in many cases, conducted with explicit reference to the eventual judgment. We have surviving examples of school exercises in which young scribes were required to copy out passages
Starting point is 02:45:29 of moral instruction that included direct mention of the scale and the heart, and we can see the careful schoolboy handwriting of children who would have been perhaps eight or nine years old, working through these passages line by line. The texts were chosen, almost certainly, with the educational purpose of imprinting the ideas at exactly the age when they would do the most good. A child who learned to write by copying out instructions about not stealing, not lying and not boasting, was a child who was learning two things simultaneously, namely the basic skills of literacy and the basic categories of the moral system. The two were taught together because the Egyptians considered them inseparable. A literate person
Starting point is 02:46:08 who had been taught to write but not to weigh was, in the Egyptian view, only half educated. The schools therefore made sure that both sides of the trucees, training were attended to, and the result was a population of literate adults whose moral vocabulary had been hardwired into the same neural pathways as their writing skills. There is one final detail worth mentioning, because it shows just how far this had spread by the late periods. The Egyptians, by the time of the Greek and Roman occupations of the country, had begun to develop what we might call popular charms, small inscribed objects that ordinary people carried with them for personal protection. Many of these charms invoked the protection of various gods, but the most common deity
Starting point is 02:46:49 featured on them was, with quiet inevitability, the jackal lord. People wore small anubis amulets around their necks. They kept tiny figurines of him in the boxes where they stored their valuables. They scratched his image on the door frames of their houses. The protection these objects were thought to provide was not just against death, although it included that. It was against the small dishonesties of other people. The charm reminded both the wearer and anyone the wearer encountered that the conduct of the moment was being observed. An Egyptian with an anubis charm in their purse was an Egyptian carrying their own conscience around with them in physical form. And an Egyptian dealing with such a person was an Egyptian who knew that any attempt to cheat them
Starting point is 02:47:32 would be conducted in the awareness of the divine witness, whose face was hanging right there on their chest. The amulets were, in essence, portable versions of the the figurines on the merchant stalls, scaled down to be carried on the person of the worried citizen. There is also evidence scattered across the household archaeology of various Egyptian sites that ordinary families kept small domestic shrines to him in the corners of their houses. The shrines were modest, a small niche cut into the wall, a wooden shelf with a painted image, sometimes nothing more than a flat surface where a clay figurine could be set with a small bowl of offerings in front of it. The offerings rotated with the seasons and the household
Starting point is 02:48:11 budget. A pinch of incense burned in the evening. A small piece of bread set out at the new moon. A cup of milk on the day a child was born. The shrines were not meant to attract spectacular divine intervention. They were meant to maintain a kind of ongoing relationship with the figure whose attention the family had decided was worth keeping. The shrines were tended by the women of the house in most cases, and they were tended at the same regular intervals as the other small religious duties of the household, the brushing out of the doorway in the morning, the closing of the windows at sunset, the small ritual of greeting the lamps when they were lit. The Egyptians did not think of their domestic religion as separate from their daily life. The shrine was a piece
Starting point is 02:48:52 of the kitchen. The offerings were a piece of the meal. The relationship with the God was a piece of the relationships with everyone else in the household. One last piece of evidence comes from the surviving lists of personal names. The Egyptians, like most ancient cultures, often gave their children names that incorporated the names of gods, with the divine elements serving as a kind of blessing and a kind of identification with the deity in question. A child named after the falcon god might be expected to grow up under the falcon god's protection. A child named after the sun god might be expected to carry the sun god's light through their life.
Starting point is 02:49:28 The names involving anubis were less common than those involving the great state deities, but they appear with consistent regularity throughout the long Egyptian record, and they tell us something about what parents wanted for their children. The names involving anubis tended to mean things like he whom the jackal keeps, or the gift of the Lord of the Sacred Land, or my faithful guardian is the foremost of the Westerners. These were names given to children whom the parents wanted to grow up under the protection of the God of honesty and the threshold.
Starting point is 02:49:56 They were not names with grand ambitions. They were names with quiet wishes. May my child be true of voice. May my child carry a light heart through their life. May my child arrive at the threshold prepared to pass through it. The names were the parents' first contribution to the long preparation that every Egyptian life was supposed to be, and the name was carried by the child like a small permanent prayer, repeated every time anyone called them by it.
Starting point is 02:50:22 The unseen country had reached into the scene country and made itself at home there. The work of the next world had become the conscience of this one, and the figure at the centre of it all, the one whose image appeared on every scale and every charm and every casual sketch in every artisan's village was the one we have been following all along, doing his quiet work at the threshold, expecting nothing in return except the small daily honesties that would, eventually, when each life came to its end, be summed up on the precise instrument that had been waiting for that summing since the beginning of time. A god whose face appeared on every merchant's scale and every household doorframe was bound, eventually to have a city of his own.
Starting point is 02:51:02 several cities in fact but one of them stood out from the others by reputation and by sheer scale and the Greeks who arrived in Egypt during the later periods of its history were so struck by what they found there that they gave it a name in their own language that has stuck ever since they called it synopolis which translates simply as the city of dogs the Egyptians themselves had a different name for the same place a name in their own language that meant something closer to the settlement of the Lord of the Threshold, but the Greek name caught on among foreign visitors and eventually made its way into nearly every later account of the region. Sinopolis was, by every contemporary description, the most concentrated centre of canine religious activity in the ancient
Starting point is 02:51:45 world. The city sat in Middle Egypt, on the western bank of the Nile, in the 17th Gnom of Upper Egypt. It was not a particularly large settlement by the standards of major Egyptian cities. It did not have the grandeur of Memphis or the temple complexes of Thebes, what it had instead was a specialty, and the specialty had become so dominant that the city's entire economy, religious life and civic identity revolved around it. Synopolis was the place where the cult of Anubis had its largest and most active institutional presence, and the city's population had organized themselves around the practical work of running that cult on a scale that no other location in Egypt could match. Walking into Sinopolis at any point in its long period of operation,
Starting point is 02:52:30 you would have known immediately what kind of place you were in, because the dogs would have told you. The dogs were everywhere. They were not stray dogs, in the sense that we might use that phrase today. They were temple dogs, and they belonged to the various religious institutions of the city, and they enjoyed a status that ordinary Egyptian dogs in ordinary Egyptian villages could only dream about. They were fed at public expense. They were sheltered in dedicated buildings.
Starting point is 02:52:55 They were attended to by specialised priests whose entire careers consisted of caring for them. They wandered the streets of the city with the easy confidence of beings who knew they were sacred, and the human residents of the city stepped around them, with the careful deference that the local theology required. Visitors from other parts of Egypt sometimes found the arrangement disorienting. A traveller arriving from a small village in the Delta, where dogs were valued working animals but were not given the run of the streets, might walk into Sinopolis and feel that the social order had been quietly inverted. The dogs were the citizens, the humans were the staff. The Greek visitors who arrived in significant numbers after Alexander's conquest
Starting point is 02:53:36 were particularly struck by all of this, because they came from a culture in which dogs occupied a much more ordinary social position. They wrote about Sinopolis with the kind of bemused fascination that travellers often reserve for places they cannot quite figure out. One Greek geographer, whose account survives in fragments, noted with some bafflement that in Synopolis it was considered a serious offence to harm any dog within the city limits, and that the punishment for killing a dog was not measured in fines, but in formal religious penalties that could include exile. The geographer added, with the dry observational tone that the better Greek writers managed when describing other people's customs, that the city was therefore extremely well-supplied with dogs, and that the dogs seemed entirely aware of their protected status.
Starting point is 02:54:22 Whether this was a compliment to the city or a polite criticism is not entirely clear from the surviving text. The Greeks could be remarkably even-handed about other people's religions when they wanted to be, and remarkably patronising about the same religions when they did not. the centre of the city's religious life was the great temple of anubis, a substantial complex that occupied a sizable portion of the urban area and that employed, at the height of its operation, several hundred priests of various ranks. The temple was not just a building, it was an institution that controlled extensive agricultural lands in the surrounding countryside, that operated workshops for the production of religious goods, that maintained a school for the training of new priests,
Starting point is 02:55:02 and that ran what we might call a small industrial operation in the manufacture of the votive offerings that pilgrims came to Sinopolis to obtain. The pilgrim trade was, by the middle periods of the city's history, one of the most reliable sources of revenue in Middle Egypt. People came to Sinopolis from all over the country, and indeed from beyond it, specifically to participate in the religious practices for which the city was famous. What were they coming for? The answer brings us to one of the more striking aspects of late Egyptian religion, and to a practice that has left some of the most remarkable archaeological evidence in the entire ancient world. They came to commission animal mummies. Specifically, they came to commission mummies of dogs, which would then be offered to
Starting point is 02:55:46 anubis as votive gifts at the temple. The mummies were not the bodies of pet animals that the pilgrims had brought with them. They were animals raised, sacrificed and prepared on site by the temple workshops, sold to the pilgrims as religious offerings, and then dedicated to the God through a brief ceremony at the temple altar before being placed in the great underground catacombs that the temple maintained for this exact purpose. The whole operation was, by any reasonable measure, an industrial scale religious enterprise, and the scale of it has only become fully apparent in the modern era, as archaeologists have begun to excavate the catacombs. The most famous of these catacombs is not actually in Sinopolis itself. It is at Sakara, the great burial complex outside the ancient
Starting point is 02:56:29 city of Memphis, where a network of underground galleries was discovered in the late 19th century and partially excavated over the following decades. The catacombs at Sakara, which date primarily to the later periods of Egyptian history, contain the mummified remains of an astonishing number of dogs. Recent surveys, using modern imaging technology, have estimated that the galleries hold something on the order of 8 million mummified canines. The number is not a typo. 8 million dogs were prepared, wrapped, and placed in these catacombs over the course of several centuries of operation, and that is just the catacombs at this one site. Similar but smaller catacombs have been identified at Sinopolis and at several other locations in Egypt. The total
Starting point is 02:57:13 number of mummified dogs from antiquity is impossible to estimate with any precision, but it is certainly in the tens of millions. How was this even possible? How did the Egyptians produce dog mummies on such a scale, and what was the economic and social infrastructure that made the production sustainable? The answer is that they ran the operation like any other major agricultural and manufacturing enterprise, with specialised workers, dedicated facilities, and a long supply chain that extended deep into the surrounding countryside. The temples maintained their own breeding kennels, where female dogs were kept and bred specifically to produce litters for the votive trade. The kennels were managed by priests who specialised in animal husbandry, and the breed
Starting point is 02:57:54 reading programs were carefully maintained to produce the kind of healthy puppies that the votive market demanded. The puppies were raised in the temple compounds, fed and exercised by the junior priests, and prepared for the procedure that would eventually convert them into religious offerings. There is no kind way to describe what happened next, and the modern reader is going to have feelings about it that the ancient Egyptians simply did not have. The puppies were, in most cases, dispatched at a relatively young age, somewhere between a few weeks and a few months old, and their bodies were then processed by the temple embalming workshops
Starting point is 02:58:27 using the same techniques, scaled down, that had been developed for human mummification. The bodies were treated with natron. They were anointed with resin. They were wrapped in linen, often with quite elaborate patterns that signalled which workshop had produced them. They were then either sold immediately to pilgrims for dedication, or stored in the temple inventory for later dedication, and once dedicated they were carried in formal procession to the appropriate catacomb and placed in the galleries among the millions of their predecessors. It is, by modern sensibilities, a deeply uncomfortable practice to think about, and there is no honest way to soften it. The Egyptians who participated in it did not see it as cruel. They saw it as a normal feature of their religious
Starting point is 02:59:09 economy, the same way the production of votive figurines or temple incense was a normal feature of religious economies elsewhere. The dogs were, in the theological framework, fulfilling their purpose by becoming offerings to the God whose face they shared. The pilgrims who purchased them were participating in an act of devotion that they believed had real spiritual benefits, both for themselves and for the deceased relatives they were often dedicating the offering on behalf of. The system functioned because every part of it was internally coherent within the religious assumptions of the time, none of which makes it easier to contemplate from our position. But historical understanding requires us to see what people actually did,
Starting point is 02:59:48 rather than what we wish they had done, and the cult of Anubis at Sinopolis and Sakara is one of those features of the ancient world that demands this kind of clear-eyed acknowledgement. The economic effects of this system were enormous, and they extended far beyond the temple walls. The breeding kennels alone employed substantial numbers of workers, The embalming workshops employed even more, and the workshops had developed specialized techniques for the rapid processing of small animal bodies that became, in their own way, quite sophisticated.
Starting point is 03:00:19 The production of the linen wrapping supported a textile industry that grew up around the temple complexes specifically to supply the demand. The production of small wooden coffins, in which higher-end mummies were sometimes placed for dedication, supported a carpentry industry. The production of small amulets, figurines and souvenirs supported a metalworking and feints industry. The sale of offerings to pilgrim supported merchants and inkeepers along the routes that led to the major cult centres. The whole system, taken together, constituted one of the largest religious economies of the ancient world, and it kept tens of thousands of people employed in occupations directly or indirectly connected to the cult of anubis. We have some idea of how this looked from the inside because we have surviving records.
Starting point is 03:01:03 of the temple operations at various sites. The records are administrative documents mostly, the kind of paperwork that any large institution generates as a matter of course. Lists of materials purchased, lists of workers paid, records of pilgrim donations, tallies of votive mummies produced and dedicated. The documents are dry reading in the modern sense,
Starting point is 03:01:23 but they're extraordinarily informative about the practical reality of the cult. They show us a working religious institution that operated on principles that any modern institutional administrator would recognize. There were budgets, there were schedules, there were quality control procedures for the manufactured goods, there were performance reviews of sorts for the priestly staff. The cult of anubis at the major centres was, in its operational mode, a large and well-managed enterprise, and the enterprise made the cult possible at the scale at which it
Starting point is 03:01:53 actually existed. Not every dog mummy in the catacombs received the same treatment, of course. there was a clear hierarchy of quality, and the hierarchy reflected the budget of the pilgrim who had commissioned the offering. At the high end, you could purchase a mummy that had been prepared with extensive resin treatments, wrapped in elaborate patterns of multicoloured linen, placed in a small carved wooden coffin, and dedicated with a personal inscription identifying both the pilgrim and the deceased relative on whose behalf the offering was made. At the low end, you could purchase a much simpler mummy, wrapped in basic, dyed linen, dedicated with a generic prayer, and added to the catacombs without any personal identification. The pricing structure was tiered the way the pricing structures of most religious services
Starting point is 03:02:40 have been tiered throughout human history, with the wealthy receiving more elaborate treatment and the poor receiving the basic version. The basic version still got you into the catacomb, however, and the catacomb was still under the protection of the god, and the god, presumably, did not discriminate against the cheaper mummies once they had been properly dedicated. The catacombs themselves are worth a moment of description because they are among the more remarkable architectural features of late Egyptian religion. They are not single chambers. Their extended networks of underground galleries cut into the bedrock of the desert plateau,
Starting point is 03:03:14 with main corridors branching into smaller side passages and with the mummies stacked from floor to ceiling along the walls of each gallery. The total length of the passages at Sakara alone, The bone runs into many kilometres. Walking through them, even in the disturbed condition in which they exist today, is an experience that conveys, more directly than any text, the sheer scale of what the Egyptians were doing. Every wall is mummies, every passage is mummies. The galleries extend back into the rock farther than your light can reach, and they extend in directions you would not have guessed from the surface, and they keep going.
Starting point is 03:03:50 Eight million is a number that does not have any concrete meaning until you stand in the corridor, and try to imagine what 8 million wrapped bundles actually looks like in the aggregate. The Egyptians did not just believe in their God. They built for him, a city under the earth that contained more residents than most surface cities of the ancient world. And from this concentrated devotion, this enormous infrastructure of cult and commerce, and underground architecture, the figure of Anubis emerged into the final phase of his long career, the phase in which he would have to survive the arrival of foreign empires and the slow transformation of the Egyptian religious world
Starting point is 03:04:26 into something that the original priests of his cult would not have recognised. The first of those foreign empires to make a lasting impression was the Empire of Alexander, whose Macedonian generals divided up his conquests after his early death and whose successors established the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt that would rule the country for the next three centuries. The Ptolemies were Greek by ancestry, language and culture, but they were also clever administrators,
Starting point is 03:04:52 and they understood that ruling Egypt, Egypt successfully required, among other things, accommodating the religious traditions of their new subjects. They could not simply impose Greek religion on the country. The Egyptian gods were too deeply embedded in the daily life and the deep history of the population. What the Ptolemies did instead was something more subtle. They began to identify Egyptian gods with their Greek counterparts, looking for theological parallels that would allow both religious systems to operate in the same temples and the same communities without forcing anyone to choose between them. The Greek god, who turned out to be the closest match for Anubis, was Hermes, the messenger of the
Starting point is 03:05:28 gods. The parallels were not exact, but they were striking. Both gods served as guides for the souls of the dead, leading them from the world of the living to the world of the next existence. Both gods were associated with thresholds and boundaries. Both gods had a role in the management of communication between divine and human realms. Both gods were associated with a kind of of cleverness and competence that made them useful in the practical work of mediating between very different states of being. The match was not perfect. Hermes was younger, more mercurial, more associated with theft and trickery than with funerary work. But the broad shape of the divine portfolio was similar enough that the syncretism could function, and the Ptolemaic priests,
Starting point is 03:06:11 working alongside their Greek counterparts, developed a combined figure that drew on both traditions. They called him Hermannubis. The name was a name. was a simple combination of the two source names, and the resulting figure was a kind of hybrid deity who could be worshipped by both Greek and Egyptian populations without either feeling that they were betraying their own religious tradition. The depictions of Hermannubis are visually striking. He retained the black jackal head of Anubis, but he was often shown holding the Caduceus of Hermes, the famous wingstaff with two serpents intertwined around it. He wore Greek-style robes in some depictions and traditional Egyptian linen in others.
Starting point is 03:06:50 He could be addressed in Greek hymns or an Egyptian ones depending on the audience. He was, in essence, a working compromise, and the compromise allowed the cult to continue functioning across the cultural transition that the Ptolemaic period imposed on the country. The compromise extended into Egyptian funerary art in ways that produced some of the most fascinating hybrid objects of the entire ancient world, the portraits known as the Fayum Mummy Portraits, which were produced primarily during the Roman period that,
Starting point is 03:07:17 followed the Ptolemies, showed deceased individuals in essentially Greek artistic style, with naturalistic faces, Greek hairstyles, and Roman-style jewelry, painted an incoostic on wooden panels that were then attached to the front of mummified bodies. The bodies themselves were prepared using essentially traditional Egyptian techniques, and the inscriptions on the wrappings often included traditional Egyptian prayers, and the figure of anubis frequently appeared on the body of the mummy below the portrait. The contrast is remarkable. The face of the deceased looks entirely Greek or Roman, the kind of face you might see on a coin of the period. The wrappings underneath are Egyptian.
Starting point is 03:07:56 The jackal painted on the chest is the same jackal who had been painted on coffins for 3,000 years. The deceased was straddling two cultures, two religious systems, two visual languages, and the deceased was carrying both of them into eternity at the same time. The Romans, when they took over from the Ptolemies, were considerably less interested in religious syncretism. than their Greek predecessors had been. They were practical administrators who preferred to leave local religions alone as long as the local taxes were paid.
Starting point is 03:08:26 The cult of Anubis continued to function under Roman rule, and indeed it spread beyond Egypt into other parts of the empire, where small communities of Egyptian expatriates and Roman enthusiasts of Egyptian religion maintained shrines to the jackal lord. There are records of processions of Anubis in Rome itself, with priests wearing the traditional jackal mask leading the way, and there are surviving inscriptions that show the cult had reached as far as Britain,
Starting point is 03:08:51 where Roman soldiers stationed on the northern frontier apparently included a few devotees of the Egyptian god of the dead. He had become, in the late ancient period, something close to a universal religious figure, recognised across the Mediterranean world in his various local adaptations. The Roman processions are particularly worth pausing over, because they tell us something about how the image of the god had travelled by this point. The processions were public events, held in major cities of the empire, and they featured a priest wearing the actual mask of Anubis as the lead figure in the line of March. The mask was made of painted wood, covered the entire head, and reproduced the iconic features of the jackal face
Starting point is 03:09:31 with a fidelity that drew on more than 2,000 years of established convention. Roman writers who described these processions did so with mixed feelings, ranging from quiet admiration to gentle satire, depending on the writer's general opinion of foreign religions in general. The poet Juvenal made fun of the processions in one of his more pointed verses, comparing the masked priest to a man wearing a dog's head for reasons that the poet considered with characteristic Roman dryness, somewhat silly. But the processions kept happening anyway, because the people who came to watch them found them meaningful, and the people who participated in them found them serious, and the satirical observations of literature.
Starting point is 03:10:11 critics had no real effect on the underlying religious practice. The jackal-headed priest walked through the streets of Rome, and people came out to see him, and the watching was its own kind of acknowledgement that the God in question was still, somehow, on the job, even in a city that had been founded long after his original civilization had reached its peak. And then, as the Roman Empire itself began to transform into something different, as Christianity rose to become the dominant religious system, as the old temples were closed or repurposed. The cult of Anubis gradually faded from active practice. The last priests who knew the traditional rituals died without successes. The temples crumbled.
Starting point is 03:10:52 The catacombs were sealed. The figurines on the merchant scales disappeared, replaced by other symbols of other religious systems. By the medieval period, the jackal lord had become a figure of historical interest only, mentioned occasionally by Coptic and Arab writers, who had read about him in older sources but no longer worshipped by anyone in any one in any active sense. He should, by every reasonable historical pattern, have disappeared entirely at this point. Most of the gods of ancient civilizations did. The deities of the Mesopotamian world, the gods of Hittite Anatolia, the divine pantheons of Phoenicia and Carthage, and ancient Iberia, all faded into the academic literature and stopped having any presence in the working religious
Starting point is 03:11:34 imagination of subsequent populations. Anubis, however, did something different. He survived. He did not not survive as a god in the sense that anyone is making active offerings to him, but he survived as an image, as a recognisable figure, as a presence in the cultural memory of cultures that did not have any direct connection to ancient Egypt at all. The survival was helped enormously, by one of the most famous archaeological discoveries in the entire history of the discipline. In November of 1922, the British Egyptologist Howard Carter and his team finally located the tomb of the young Pharaoh Tutankhamun, which had been hidden for over 3,000 years in the Valley of the Kings on the western bank of the Nile at Thebes. The tomb was the first essentially intact royal tomb
Starting point is 03:12:19 to be discovered in the modern era, and the contents revealed Egyptian funerary practice on a scale and at a level of preservation that no previous discovery had matched. Among the many remarkable objects in the tomb was a large wooden shrine that had been placed in the treasury chamber to protect the canopic chest containing the king's organs. On top of this shrine, in the posture of guardianship that had been established thousands of years earlier, lay a life-sized statue of anubis in his recumbent jackal form. The statue was painted black, with gold details on the collar and ears, and the eyes had been inlaid with calcite and obsidian so that they seemed to follow the visitor around the room.
Starting point is 03:12:58 There is a detail about this statue that has captured the imagination of every subsequent generation. The shrine on which it rested had been sealed with linen wrappings tied around the doors and the wrappings had been knotted in a specific pattern by the priests who had performed the original burial. Carter, when he opened the chamber, found these wrappings intact. He could have cut them. The temptation to take a shortcut must have been considerable, but he did not. He untied them. The knots that had been tied by Egyptian priests on the day of Tutankhamen's burial in the 14th century before the Common Era
Starting point is 03:13:30 were untied by a British archaeologist in the 20th century of the common era. The wrappings had held, undisturbed, for over the common era. three thousand years. The figure of anubis, lying on top of his shrine, had watched over them the entire time. He had not blinked. He had not left his post. The job he had been given, on the day the tomb was sealed, had been performed continuously for the entire intervening period. By the time anyone came back to relieve him, the civilization he had been employed by had long since fallen, and a completely new world had grown up over the ruins. This image, the lying jackal on top of the shrine with the unbroken seals, became one of the iconic photographs of 20th century archaeology,
Starting point is 03:14:13 reproduced in newspapers and magazines around the world, and it introduced a new generation of viewers to a god most of them had never heard of. The image worked the way good images work, by carrying its own meaning without requiring explanation. You did not need to know the theology of ancient Egypt to understand that the figure on the shrine was a guardian, that he had been doing his job for an unimaginable length of time, and that he was, somehow, still on duty. The image spoke to something fundamental about devotion and continuity, and it lodged itself in the modern cultural imagination in a way that very few archaeological discoveries have ever managed to do. From that point forward, Anubis was no longer just a figure in academic texts. He was a figure
Starting point is 03:14:57 in the broader culture. He appeared in popular novels, in films, in television series, in video games, in graphic novels, in fashion design, in tattoo art. He became a recognisable visual symbol that designers and storytellers could deploy whenever they wanted to invoke certain meanings, the meanings of death and threshold and quiet watching and unbroken vigilance. He was used sometimes accurately, sometimes loosely, sometimes in ways that the original priests would have found incomprehensible. But he was used. He kept showing up. He never quite faded back into the academic literature the way most of his colleagues from the ancient pantheons did. He had become, in the centuries after his religious practice had ended, something more than a god. He had become a permanent
Starting point is 03:15:39 fixture in the visual vocabulary of the modern world. There is something almost touching about the specific places where his image continues to appear. He shows up in museum gift shops, on small replicas that visitors take home as reminders of their visit to the Egyptian galleries. He appears in the tattoos of people who have no particular interest in Egyptian religion, but who find his image meaningful for reasons they sometimes cannot fully articulate. He turns up in the design of jewelry, in the logos of certain organizations, in the artwork on the covers of books that have nothing to do with Egypt. He is on the wallpaper of certain themed restaurants. He is a recognizable cosplay choice at fantasy conventions. The breadth of his contemporary appearances would astonish anyone
Starting point is 03:16:21 who had known the ancient cult, and it would also probably please them, in a quiet way, because the Persistence of the image is the persistence of the work itself. The figure that was meant to be remembered has in fact been remembered. There is even, perhaps, a small surviving echo of the ancient practice in a gesture that some people still make today without knowing where it comes from. In certain cultures, when visiting a cemetery, mourners will touch a gravestone with two fingers, lightly, in a quiet acknowledgement of the person buried there. The gesture has been interpreted in many ways in different traditions, but at least one
Starting point is 03:16:56 strand of its history runs back through the ancient Mediterranean world to the practice of touching the threshold stones at the entrances of Egyptian tombs, where the image of the jackal was carved into the doorway, and where visitors would briefly make physical contact with the carved figure as a way of greeting the God and acknowledging his presence. Whether any specific modern mourner is aware of this history is beside the point, the gesture has survived, the instinct to make physical contact with the place where the dead lie has survived, the presence of the presence of the watcher at the threshold has survived. He's still receiving small acknowledgements from people who do not know they are giving them, in cemeteries that were never built by anyone who worshipped him,
Starting point is 03:17:36 in countries that did not exist when his last temple was closed, and so the long story comes to its quiet conclusion, if a story like this can really be said to conclude at all. From the shallow graves of the early Nile Valley, to the elaborate procedures of the embalming chamber, to the great hall of the weighing of hearts, to the markets and the homes and the personal names of an entire civilization, to the catacombs beneath the desert and the temples of Sinopolis, to the hybrid figures of the Ptolemaic period, and the imperial processions of the Romans, to the rediscovered tombs of the 20th century and the persistent images of the 21st. The figure of the black jackal has accompanied human beings through one of the longest continuous engagements with a single religious
Starting point is 03:18:19 idea in the recorded history of our species. He has outlasted the pharaohs who employed him. He has outlasted the priests who tended his shrines. He has outlasted the empires that conquered and reconquered the country of his origin. He has outlasted the language in which his original hymns were composed, and the gods who were his colleagues, and the system of thought that made his portfolio of functions originally coherent. What is left of all that is the image, and the image is enough, because the image was always doing the real work. The image was the God in the end. The figure on the threshold, watching the path, not blinking, not leaving his post, has remained where he was placed,
Starting point is 03:19:00 and the people who walk past him continue to recognise him, even when they could not say why. That is perhaps the most appropriate ending I can offer for a story this long. The God who never left his post is still at his post, and on that thought, with a soft echo of distant chance from a thousand temples that no longer stand, with the small image of the jackal still resting somewhere in the corner of the modern world, with the memory of every soul who ever crossed his threshold, and the promise of every soul who someday will, I wish you all a peaceful night and the very sweetest of dreams.

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