Breaking News from Pod Save America - New South Park Is BRUTAL For Trump And Vance

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

Tommy Vietor, Jon Favreau and Jon Lovett react to the latest South Park. The episode lampoons Donald Trump, JD Vance, Peter Thiel, the 6 7 meme, and much more. Get 50% off your new system. Visit https://simplisafe.com/crooked. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe®. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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They skewer Gen Alpha Internet slang, modern Christianity, Peter Thiel, and of course, Donald Trump. This clip should give you a sense of what Trump is up to. Hey, hey, hey, dang. If you're going to jack off, shall I fetch your bag? That was Jady Vance. Nice president, JD fans. My favorite part of doing this is the back and forth with our team about the edits to the clips. That's a leaked chat I'd like to see.

I'm sure that'll never come back to Honi with HR. Right guys? Okay, so buckle up, fellas, it gets worse from here. So just to catch everybody up on the season, Trump's teeny tiny penis was heavily featured in the first episode of the season. It's become an important plot driver ever since. Also, Trump and Satan. Late motif. Trump and Satan are dating.

Satan is pregnant. with Trump's baby. Last episode, we learned that Trump wants Satan to get an abortion, including by falling down the stairs or getting toxoplasmosis. And we learned that J.D. Vance is secretly, you did a heel turn, right? Yeah, he's driving it. He's pulling the strings. Yes, from behind. Vance wants to be the sole heir to the Trump political dynasty and not have some baby in the way. So our episode begins with PC Principal introducing a guest lecturer at South Park Elementary. And remember, PC Principal went from politically correct principle. to power Christian principle

this important evolution I didn't know that actually honestly amazing PC principle the reason for the lecture is he's angry about disruptions in the classroom

in satanic numerology so we brought in an expert let's watch so now I want you to hear from someone who is the highest authority on biblical prophecies this person is an absolute expert on the end of days

and the coming of the Antichrist please welcome Mr. Peter Thiel Peter Thiel Peter Thiel No, about the Antichrist Keep the T, Nones about the Antichrist

I'm real and I know about the Antichrist Let's learn about the Antichrist today The Antichrist is a new or more human form of Satan that will soon walk the earth We don't know how soon it will walk the earth But it could be within the next six to seven weeks Okay You see Satan was a fallen angel

And God punished him And to make sure Satan could never have offspring the Lord God did shrink Satan's asshole to the size of a tiny little pinhole so nothing could ever penetrate and it just got inside of it. So Satan could never have a butt baby until alone came Mr. Donald Trump

whose penis is so tiny, teeny, teeny, it could actually fit in Satan's asshole. How small is Donald Trump's penis? Somewhere between 6 and 7 centimeters. Six and 7. What? General reaction so far. So.

I have until this point, I have not, I don't understand the 6-7 thing. I don't get it. I've seen reference to it. I don't know what it is. Do you know what it is? I don't know what it is. No. 6-7 is gen alpha internet gibberish.

It's nothing. It's a reference to a viral song called Doot-Dute 6-7 by a rapper name Scrilla, which I welcome you to listen to. It's one of those absolutely terrible offbeat kind of modern rap songs. It's sometimes associated with lamello ball, who's 6-7. It's often paired with this hand motion, but mostly it's just gibberish that kids say to their parents, and then parents have conversations like this. What is that 6-7 thing? Wow, that's...

I just, I can't believe how close. In our day, the slang had meaning. And the raps had rhythm. You're like one step away from me, like, what is this noise our kids are listening to? 100%. It's happening. In case, so, if listeners don't know who Peter Thiel is, he's a creepy tech billionaire investor guy. He got rich at PayPal.

hell. And then was Facebook's first outside investor. Teal bought 10% of Facebook for $500,000. That's so cool. He's also been very big on the Antichrist. He's talking about it everywhere he goes. He was on Ross Duthat's pod talking about it. He said maybe Greta Thunberg is the Antichrist. Yes. He's also the co-founder of Palantir, this is a creepy big data company that is or will soon be spying on all of us. He was an early backer of Trump and J.D. Vance. They were colleagues, actually, that's worked with them. Am I wrong in saying that the like fallen angel return of the Antichrist? That none of that is like biblical. I feel like that's not biblical. Like it's post-biblical, like it's like Dante's stuff. Like it's become thought of as like revelation, but it's not.

Yeah, it's not. It's not anti-Christ. It's like the idea of a devil is of course real. For sure. But not real in the religion. In the in Catholicism and Christianity. But like Antichrist is sort of a, you're right. It is like a more modern incarnation of what the devil might be. You're exactly right. Like this, he's been doing this series of lectures about the Antichrist. There's once happening like this week in San Francisco. You have to pay $200 to go.

He suggests that Greta Thunberg may be the Antichrist. And the end of the world in his worldview will be hastened by multilateral institutions, guardrails on technology, and environmental activism. I feel like he might have that one backward. Yeah, because basically the Antichrist, in Teal's view, the Antichrist is going to come in the form of someone or something that prevents technology from flourishing and progress and advancement, right? And so environmentalists prevent it, regulations on AI prevent it. Basically, we just got to let everyone just do whatever they'd like. And anything that kind of slows that progress is the antichrist.

Yes, including progress to a... kind of post-human society, which he is surprisingly open to in some of these conversations. Unclear if humanity should survive, but anyway. Yeah, I know. You're exactly right. And he describes his lectures as focusing on, quote, the most common and most dramatic interpretation of the Antichrist, an evil king or tyrant or anti-Messiah who appears in the end times.

The lecture series apparently mingles biblical passages, history, philosophy, conspiracy theories. It is a hoot. Video games. The Lord of the Rings. Something for everybody. And it's kind of like tied up in the kind of one world government paranoid conspiracy theory. This video is brought to you by Simply Safe home security. John, do you think SimplySafe's proactive protection is good enough that it could have stopped Joe Biden from stealing the 2020 election?

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bathroom, which Jesus sees, because Thiel takes Jesus's laptop to get access to all the data. And Jesus goes, why is there a camera in the girl's bathroom? And Thiel goes to stop the antichrist, which is just like a very, very funny commentary on like modern Christianity. And just like, well, and just like, perhaps the, if there is going to be an antichrist, and I don't think there will be, maybe it's somebody controlling vast amounts of money, having their, their, their tentacles in every aspect of our lives, collecting our information. So, and, and, and what's strange has been wrought to doubt that puts that question to Peter Thiel, the no does not come quick enough.

It just really doesn't. It's interesting. That's the most pregnant pause ever. Speaking of pregnant positive. So as I mentioned, the top, Satan is pregnant. Trump is not thrilled about it. This scene begins with them at Lamas class together. Good, let your shoulders soften, let your jaw relax.

Now gentle pressure on the hips as your partner exhales. Good. And breathe. This is so boring. How about you shut up and do your job? Just go home and f***ed. We haven't had sex in forever. That's because it's bad for the baby.

Yeah, that's f*** up, baby. This is stupid. Did you just say, fuck the baby? baby. Hey, relax, girl. I couldn't be like, really fuck the baby. No, you know what?

You can just go home. I'll finish this myself. You can go home and jack off if you want. He's grabbing tweezers. Yeah, for sure, tweezers. We just shut down another abortion clinic. Oh, yeah, great.

That's great. Have you seen the videos on TikTok or that then get carried over to Instagram of AI humanoid cats in which there are videos now of an AI humanoid cats in which Epstein gets pregnant by Trump only to discover that he was cucked by Diddy because the baby comes out as a little Diddy cat I was gonna say where's the cat come in of all this it doesn't nowhere they're just giant humanoid cats and there are dozens of these videos that's all

that sounds like the anti-grace the Trump facial expressions there are just so funny I do think that's the only scene where they kind of whiffed on making it realistic because we all know there's like infinite number of people who would jerk him off in the Oval

they all work for him could get somebody in there to do it it seems like they use that they go and look through actual AP photos and stuff and find ones where they think or like steal stills from videos to make him the number of like kind of references

to like things happening in the news this week and this episode is amazing so we cut that clip because it was getting a bit long but Vance tells Trump there's like one final abortion clinic open that they didn't get closed and that Trump should maybe go speak to the abortion doctor personally to take care of it and shut it down. So Trump does. Here he is at, you guys are so scared, here he is at the abortion clinic. Miss Davidson, Miss Cocoa Slutty Davidson?

Oh yeah, that's me. Sure. I'm Coco Slubby Davidson. Just here to get an abortion. The doctor's right in here. ma'am. Hey, Doc! Kayak gets my flight, hotel, and rental car right,

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abortion, but it's not for me, it's for my partner. And you can't tell anyone, not even my partner. How am I supposed to do that? You're going to come with me, see, and we're going to sneak into my house, and you're going to suck that thing out while everyone's asleep. Your house wouldn't happen to be white, would it? Hey, how do you know that? Look, Mr. President, I've seen the news.

If you got Satan pregnant, that's your responsibility. Well, it's your responsibility now, or else I'll sue you. How about that? Even if I wanted to help you, sir, I have no idea how to perform an abortion on the the offspring of Satan. To do that, you need some kind of expert on the Antichrist. It's going. It's so, it's so, like, that they've really, like, honed in on, like,

Trump body stuff. It's so interesting. It's, like, it does work. It's, like, really is so diminishing of him. It's cool. When he puts his legs up in the stirrups, I literally spit on my drinking. Holy shit. It's, like, so, like, it's just there.

They just go there for every job. Good for them. Also just choosing to have it be Trump's face and not like a cartoon that looks like Trump. And same thing with fans. Really made it. Really made it. You know, free speech, it's not dead yet. No.

It's not dead yet. Not in comedy. Okay, so there's some plot lines here that we have not talked about because it's for time. Cartman keeps vomiting when anyone says a 6-7 joke because he laughs so hard he throws up. And he goes to all these medical checkups. And it turns into this kind of running bit that's supposed to be a parody of the Exorcist, the movie. It's like vomiting, green, you know, whatever. PC Principal keeps lecturing Jesus and the faculty about what real Christianity is and means, which makes Jesus sad and

demoralized because, you know, what Jesus tells PC Principal, he thinks that the most important part of Christianity is loving and respecting each other. PC Principal says, can I ask you something? Are you gay? But he uses the F-sler. Oh. Yeah, repeatedly. Cool. PC Principal tries to set Jesus up on a date with a Christian woman. So here's a clip of Jesus on a double date with PC Principal, PC Principal's wife who is named Strong Christian Woman and converted last weekend. And a woman named Peggy Rockbottom.

Let's watch. Hey Jesus, get your stuff, man. We're going out for drinks. What? Look, I know it's been hard for you trying to adjust here and everything. So the wife and I were talking and we found a nice Christian lady we're going to set you up with. Oh, I don't think so.

Thanks, but... Oh, come on, man. She's a really great woman. and she just converted to Christianity. My wife met her at the same place that she became Christian. So then I was like, you know what? I need a new direction in my life. It's like I'm sick of everyone being such a pussy all the time

and all this woke garbage and women trying to be men. So I just started reading the Bible, you know? I mean, I didn't actually read the Bible, but I listened to a lot of podcasts. And once I went through my transition, I was like, this is great. Only now guys are always checking out my Christianity. Is that Caitlin Jenner?

I don't think so. I think they're just nailing like the men. maga face kind of modern Christianity. But is a trans person? No, converted to Christianity. Oh. I thought that. I know.

That got me too. So who? Is it, it's not a specific person? No, I think they're just parodying like the kind of modern Christian influencer type with Yeah. Listen to a lot of podcasts. Fake breasts and clear plastic surgery and a very broken view of Christianity. Wow.

This whole episode comes to a head when Peter Thiel goes to Cartman's house to give him an exorcism. We learn that Thiel and J.D. Vance have been secretly coordinating this whole time to find the Antichrist because only the antichrist can give Satan the abortion for his demonic butt baby with Trump. That's a real plot driver again. Then we see Jesus on another double date with PC principal and Peggy Rockbottom Jesus' date. She says, she goes on to rant about quote unquote a bunch of libtards. And then she says she knows religion because she listened to podcasts and her. heard that Greta Thunberg is the Antichrist. There we go. Here we go.

There's a real Peterfield comment. Jesus loses it. He storms out. PC principal follows him in. They start debating what real Christianity is until PC principal gets offended, rips off his shirt and beats the fuck out of Jesus. Now, Jesus won't punch back. Because as you know, he's honestly turned. Yeah.

Right, you got to turn the other cheek. Live by his own values. It's very Christian. And then the closing scene, which I wish we could play for you guys, but it's got like copywritten music. It's Sister Christian, the 1984, Pellus. power ballad by Night Ranger. Yeah, yeah.

Want to sing it? No. Yeah, it's a figure's prominently in an incredible scene of boogie nights. That's a famous scene in boogie nights with Alfred Molina. Great scene. Great scene. So the episode ends with Jesus going back into the restaurant. He, like, kind of leaves, he's demoralized.

He, like, hates these people. He goes back in, he grabs Peggy Rock Bottom's hand. He kind of menaces PC principle. And then they cut to Jesus at his house, staring into the mirror as he cuts off his sleeves, shaves his beard into like a Hulk Hogan stash, and he becomes a modern Christian man. And they close on him, staring at the mirror flexing, going, let's fucking go, bro. It's like that. And then Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington for a secret mission.

Wow. A lot to come. A lot to come. I think this is very summary heavy. I thought we're going to see a clip of the anti-crans. I know. Well, we don't want to get taken down. No, we can't get taken down.

We can't get taken down. Hey, Tommy, I want you to say the word fact. No. Come on. Come on. Look at what they're able to do on television now. Come on, F-sler. What are you, a fag? Let's go.

It's not my word. But I'm here. I'm providing cover. This is what the bankers switch their votes to try for. We got rid of USAID so you could say fag. Come on now. And they want us all to say the R word. Apparently that's our big prize here.

In the scene in Bougainz when Alfred Molina is the drug dealer that they're afraid of, they used real firecrackers. And in order to make it seem like Alfred Melina wasn't phased by anything, while Mark Wahlberg is like just jumpy and fucked up. He put in earplugs and they used real firecrackers. So like he's throwing the things down but doing his lines,

which I think is a cool little fact about. Boogie Nights. Yeah, there we go. Fantastic film. That's it for this episode. I highly recommend everybody watch the whole thing. It is so funny. It was hard to decide like what to pull for this.

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