Breaking News from Pod Save America - This Trump Cabinet Meeting Is So Embarrassing That It's Painful

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

Jon Favreau and Tommy Vietor react to Donald Trump's bizarre and cringe worthy cabinet meeting. Get 50% off your new system. Visit https://simplisafe.com/crooked. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe�...�. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, John, anyone who's watched at Trump cabinet meeting knows that this used to be a meeting where the leaders of the government got together to, like, govern us. It has turned into a ritualistic dick-sucking competition slash humiliation ritual. So today, John and I, we're going to bring you some of the greatest hits from the cabinet meeting. Cabinet glazing. Cabinet glazing. Cabinet glaze fest. Which I have to say, it was physically painful to watch. There were times when we both had to mute the TV because it got so bad. but we watch this stuff so you guys don't have to. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:00:32 So we're going to start with the Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Let's watch. There's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. Oh, you know, none of this is this positive, but all of it is stuff that we should be paying attention to. Yikes. Presumably the news out of this event was supposed to be, hey, Gaza ceasefire. But RFK Jr. was like, can I tell you a quick anecdote about baby dicks?
Starting point is 00:01:04 Just a real quick baby dick anecdote. All those hooded warriors out there, breathing a sigh of relief. Good for you guys. So there's that part. Can't say that I'm glad my parents took the risk. And I'll tell you, that was just the tip of the conversation about Tylenol and autism. We're laughing so we don't cry. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:01:28 It's insane. This is serious stuff. Like, women who experience pain or have fever during pregnancy have one option, which is Tylenol. And Trump literally in this event tells them to suck it up. He says tough it out at one point. And that is crazy for the president of the United States to say. He's not a doctor. And it's also like there are all these women out there who have kids, who have autism,
Starting point is 00:01:45 who are hearing this stuff and thinking, I am to blame, right? I am responsible. And I think now he's, this is going further. Yeah. Because he's saying that it's the Tylenol that they get for the circumcision that is now. So it's not. just the mother's taking Tylenol. Now it's giving kids Tylenol after a fucking
Starting point is 00:02:02 circumcision, which is I'm like, it's hard to even believe this stuff comes out as well. He said to Trump, somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at eight months pregnant. She's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School and she is saying F Trump in gobbling Tylenol with her baby
Starting point is 00:02:20 and her placenta. The level of Trump derangement syndrome has now left the political landscape and is now a pathology. Or Bobby, maybe she just thinks you're wrong and she's making fun of you. Fucking brainworm wins again. It's crazy. But like,
Starting point is 00:02:35 lest you were preparing to question his knowledge on, Kennedy does explain his personal scientific method later in the cabinet meeting. So let's watch that too. Some studies that show the countries that use the most of the highest level autism. Cuba has the highest, the lowest level in the world of the Cidabetopin use, and it has the lowest autism rate in the world. Oh, this is not dispositive. It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof.
Starting point is 00:03:03 We're doing the studies to make the proof for the thing I already believe. And it built my life and career around. Is that how science goes? This is just not true. This is not a thing. This is not like what what the fucking war on time? We're now just saying now we're just saying that Tylenol causes autism. This is now what the federal government is trying to prove using. our tax dollars to prove that autism is caused by fucking Tylenol. Not the vaccines anymore, but we're still getting rid of those too. And we're not talking to anyone at the CDC is an actual expert on this stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:41 It's all going quite well. I want you to know, though, that this meeting actually started even dumber. This is Trump and what's the name of that aide who hands them the proclamations. I forget the guy's name. Dushy McDonough face. They're talking about a proclamation Trump is about. the sign let's watch that part christopher columbia columbus obviously discovered the new world in 1492 he was a great italian explorer he sailed his three ships to nina the pinta and santa maria
Starting point is 00:04:11 across the atlantic ocean and landed in what's today the the caribbean but this is a particularly important holiday for italian americans who celebrate the legacy of christopher columbus and the innovation and explorer zeal that he represented another words we're called at Columbus Day. Yes. That was the press that broke out in a close. Sir, sir, as you know, in 1492, Columbus
Starting point is 00:04:47 did sail the ocean blue and... I literally have that written down on my little notes. I took like four notes to prepare for this. That's a level of breathing now. And then everyone's like, yes, absolutely. Good job. Good job, sir. You got it.
Starting point is 00:05:01 job sir we're calling a Columbus day again. The need of the pizza and this Henry, you got them all, sir. Zeal as an explorer. Oh my, Mark Rubio was just like, this is it. This is what my whole life has come to. This is what I worked for. This is what I worked for. This is what I did. This video is brought to you by Simply Safe home security. John, do you think SimplySafe's proactive protection is good enough that it could have stopped Joe Biden from stealing the 2020 election? That's what Sidney Powell tells me. That's a joke. Uh, no, probably not. But Simly Safe can stop an intruder from breaking into your home with its proactive
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Starting point is 00:05:55 Go ahead. Yeah, Mr. President. You know, I don't know if the one day, perhaps the entire story will be told about the events of yesterday, but suffice it to say, it's not an exaggeration that none of it would have been possible without the president of the United States being involved. Who would have expected another round of applause? Oh, just. So that's Ruby. I was talking about the ceasefire in Gaza. I absolutely do give Trump and Rubio credit for getting that done.
Starting point is 00:06:30 But the reporting on this is going to make me lose my mind. Yeah. Because it's like it's like they're all. that Trump didn't roll out this 20-point peace plan, or maybe they're pretending he did roll it out and that he's accomplished all of it as opposed to a very limited ceasefire and hostage-release deal. It feels like the cart is well before the horse at this point. Hostages aren't even out yet.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Hostages aren't even out yet. There's still combat operations happening. We don't know what happens after the hostages are released. That hasn't been ironed out, has it? No. And none of the reconstruction stuff. There was all this, like, it was a 20-point plan, which was very thin to begin with. But it would like economic development, stabilization forces from international countries sending troops to Gaza to keep the peace.
Starting point is 00:07:11 There was Hamas is supposed to disarm. There's all these steps in this plan that would like at the very end maybe one day lead you to a set of talks that would get you to a Palestinian state. And they're not even pretending that's a part of this. And he's demanding the Nobel Peace Prize. And it's going to make me insane. Did you see the Guardian story that the Nobel Committee selects? elected the winner of the Peace Prize on Monday. Sick.
Starting point is 00:07:36 It's already happened. I mean, it's just going to, like, it's going to add to their grievance narrative, though. I feel so bad for those in our regions. There's random academics. Nor everyone. I think the whole country could be. Oh, we're going to punish all of them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:51 No, they were literally talking about, like, they're worried about tariffs, about retaliation now. We're going to sanction Jorgon Watney Friedness. That's the chair, the Nobel Peace Prize. The important thing to do if you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize is to take it out through aggression on the Peace Prize Committee. Oh, we should airstrike them. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't get, I know they do a lot of fishing up there. I wouldn't get in those boats. We all, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Damn it, that's too real. I would stay away from the fjords. We are sanctioning. For a little while. We're sanctioning the International Criminal Court and we're going to bomb the Nobel Peace Prize people. Extrajudicial executions in the open sea. That's peace. So that's what America's cabinet was up to today.
Starting point is 00:08:34 That wasn't even the half of it. I mean, it was so long, too. These things go for up for up to three hours. Christy Noem was bitching about how Portland is like a crime-ridden hellhole. And her proof point was that they set up a perimeter for her to safely pass through. So she's upset that she thinks that local police helping a cabinet official who comes to town is first of all novel
Starting point is 00:09:04 and second of all proof that it is a crime-ridden city. It's like, yeah, the damned if you do, you're damned if you don't, right? If you don't let her go pee-pee in the potty when she's in Chicago,
Starting point is 00:09:15 you know, all of a sudden Trump is tweeting that you should be arrested. And if you set up a perimeter and try to facilitate her entry, egress from the fucking site, with her private militia force, who probably doesn't need any cops to help her.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Meanwhile, all those circumcised dudes in that cabinet meeting are like, ooh. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of nip tips in there. I'm like, oh, my God. Okay, well, I hate it here. I hate politics. I hate talking about it. I hate living this country right now. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:09:48 But you should subscribe to POTSave America here on YouTube. You know why? Nip tips. That's why. Because we talk about this stuff. We talk about the things that matter. We don't take ourselves very seriously, as you can tell from this. And also, we're getting crushed by the right wing on YouTube.
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