Breaking News from Pod Save America - Trump and JD Vance F*** Each Other In INSANE New South Park

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

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You talking to me? Kayak, got that right. There was a new episode of South Park Wednesday night, and all I got to say, say is uh buckle up boys yes here's a little preview a little spoiler uh of what you have in store oh my gosh that was vice president jd vance talking to president trump uh because we value accuracy here at crooked media we must note that it is not so big uh we know that trump is a teeny tiny little penis that has been a very important for sure well-established plot line in this season of south Park. So J.D. Vance is lying, and we don't know why.

Per usual, I've watched the episode. Love it is not. John is not. So you're going to get to see them react for the first time. And there's a lot to react to. So please watch till the end and also subscribe to Potta of America here in YouTube. We're trying to, it's free. Okay. Let's go back to the beginning of the episode where PC principal is addressing a South Park Elementary All-School Assembly. And remember, PC Principal now stands for Power Christian Principal. Right, right. because he found God and he's bringing religion back to South Park Elementary. Let's watch.

All right, everyone, listen up. As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void of common sense by the woke radical left. And so today's topic is about having some pride in America's heritage. Pay attention. America, it was built on a dream, an idea that almost all people should be free. When our forefathers first came to this great nation, they, in the first. May flowers limit... TOTOO!

TOTO! And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna fuck him. Yep, that's right. I'm buttters and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now. Don't... No. Roo!

Roo! What? Um, any guesses on what happened before I explain it to you guys? So I think that that was AI. And... Because that, that creature seemed to have eight nipples. So I'm thinking that this is an AI. AI story? Is that right?

Absolutely nailed it, love it. Wow. Great job. Love it. Points for Love It. PC Principal, he's trying to show the kids a video about American Heritage as you saw, but it was interrupted by an AI generated video made with Sora 2 of Butters having sex with an animated creature named Totoro. Have you heard of Totoro? No. That's why I thought I was missing that. I think it's a playoff of the Miyazaki movie. There's a Miyazaki, my pal, Turo. There's no one to turn to here for that.

Yep. So SORA, too, is the open AI video generation software in fellas. So it turns out that what we just saw, that was revenge porn. Oh. So remember the episode a few weeks back when a girl named Red made Butters by her a Lubbubu? Yes. And then they hosted a satanic ritual at her birthday party that summoned Satan. Sure.

And Donald Trump. Well, it turns out, Butters didn't like that. He was pissed about the Lubu Conjuring. So to get back at Red, he made an AI video. of Santa pissing on her face. And then Red made the video. We just watched the Butters banging Totoro, who is a Japanese animated character.

Have you guys played with Sora too at all? I haven't played with it myself, but I've seen a lot of the videos. Yeah, it's everywhere already. It's very good at making security-like footage because it's very good at making footage that's a little bit blurry. And so there's a ton of just completely fake security footage,

fake housing board meetings. Oh, I don't know that. Fights at the supermarket. Just it's all fake. Were you the one that brought to Terminally Online the series with people like having rocks and falling backwards and smashing things? But we're so past that now.

There's so much. It's also just like really revealing to you about like what are the like weird little evil things people want to see more of. And it does turn out that there is clearly something in the algorithm where people want to watch really, really, really fat people fall down and like break things interesting i mean there's a very popular show called america's

funny some videos back in the back in the 80s and 90s but now you get maybe 60% that right but now you get to like actually generate and what do people want like make it like just they want that's they want the raw uncut version yeah all right well over at the white house uh president donald trump is pissed last week you missed this one love it because you were out but uh he learned at a seance of course that jd vance has been secretly manipulating him behind the scenes okay So this is the beginning of the fallout. Let's watch. Buzz, please don't be mad at me.

Everything I did, I did for you. Yeah, we're manipulating me. This whole time you've been trying to get me to get rid of Satan's baby. Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss. I was just trying to help you. I would take anything for you. You are the greatest birth. I ever had

and I just want you to be happy. Of course I don't want the baby but everyone's so excited. I can't get out of it. I have a guy both. He is in Colorado right now. He is an expert

in all of this. Okay. Oh my gosh. Remember Satan is pregnant with Trump's demonic butt baby. The guy that J.D. Vance is referencing there is Eric Cartman, who's being held hostage by Peter Thiel, because they think that... We've been waiting for this storyline to come back. Yeah, they think they can do some sort of demonic kind of abortion?

A demonic abortion. Yeah, of course. Sure. Okay, some more quick plot stuff on this episode. So the South Park police think that the Sora videos are real, and they started investigating what they believe to be evidence of actual crimes, including Butters having sex with Totero, and then Butters doing something else with Popeye. There's an unseen video, I guess.

But the cops are interrupted by executives from a place called Studio Ghibli. Yes, that's... Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, that's weird. That's Miyazaki. That's what we're talking about. They do Totero. Yes.

They're mad because everyone is stealing their IP. Love it, tell us a little more about studio Ghibli, Ghibli, I don't know to say it. Ghibli, I think. Ghibli, but yeah, they just make very... They're like the high, kind of high, sophisticated anime. People consider Spirit of Way to be one of the greatest movies ever made. But also, they've... They've become known lately for all of those AI images that, like, DHS and ICE are using.

They're all look like Studio Ghibli images, but they're all AI. And those executives are very mad at, so the South Park police put them in jail. So let's check back in with Peter Thiel and Cartman, who remember are still hanging out in hotel room, kind of waiting for their next move in Colorado. A boy from South Park tells his mom he's doing good and he'll be home soon. Hey dude, fuck you. That is totally not cool what you're doing. The boy is fat and authoritative. Hey, ma'am, things are good here. I love cheesy poops. I'm just stuck to be feeling better and I'll be home soon. Respect my dog time.

Bro, everyone's going to know that's not really me. I haven't even talked about cheesy poops in like five years. You just shut up. We'll be going to be going to be able to. Washington soon and then you're going to help me stop the antichrist from being born and we're going to save the world not for free dude if you want to use me then you got to pay a motherfucker you don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit that I would normally never do it's the world you live in kid anyone can make you do anything they want so remember peter teal's obsessed with the antichrist and then in that one scene they touch on so ericartman's been kidnapped, but his mother thinks he's okay because Peter Thiel is making these videos of him at

like the Washington Monument, thinks it's real. They're hitting on boomers being confused on AI, copyright issues, the dystopian insanity of people being able to like make your likeness do whatever they want. It's just like this brilliant kind of. And Peter Thiel, no spin on the ball needed. No. What a dark time. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. But they're hitting all the, hitting all the right marks here. Yeah. The sort of thing is so gross. It's like, they just sort of like, hey, we made this. What do you think? Oh, everything's going to be fake now. It's happening. Like, they just did it. They're just like, we're just going to do this. And they don't seem to grapple at all with it. They're just like, bah.

They could care less. Sam Altman could care less. We had a function in government. We'd pass some kind of copyright laws around this. Something. Seems like that would be valuable. Okay. So back at the White House, J.D. Vance begins scheming again. Let's watch. You know, I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, huh? Of course you do, both. This baby is too much for you. I tried abortion clinics, plan B, but this baby just won't die. And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us first.

Only he can stop the Antichrist. If we bring him here to Washington, then we can... What are you guys doing? Hey! We're having an important meeting! What are you talking about? It's government stuff, say, huh? Okay, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician by myself again?

Hey, relax, God. We have to do this. You're such a piece of shit. You see, I always bickering at me. I should be treated better than that. Yes, you should. That's why you need to trust me. Nobody feels for you the way that I do.

Nobody burns. I could watch just Trump and J.D. Vance just for an hour. Do we think J.D. is scheming or is he in love? I think he's scheming. I think he's scheming. I think he's been, yeah. I think he may also be in love. I don't know. You know, he's a very good, good politicians or they know how to love what's happening, you know?

That's true. To be for what's happening. I do love Satan, though, is the just continually disappointed spouse. Like, okay, I guess I'll do this appointment on my own. Yeah. You asshole. So back at South Park, the AI wars continue. So someone made a video of a dog shitting in Kyle's mouth.

There's another one of Red doing something with Bluey. But let's check back in with Peter Thiel. Yeah, what's going on? Everything is okay. We have Trump's approval now. The president knows of our plans? He and I are on this same page. What's he say?

But we cannot proceed just yet. Can you keep the child on Iceland? a little longer? No problem. With Sora, too, I can make the South Park kids are just about anything. Dude, fuck you. That is so late. Oh, my God.

This is where we're going to have to talk over a little bit script in the media again. He says, but boss, what about Satan? Oh, my God. There's a JD Vance thong that we saw there. Right blue thong. Yeah, bright blue thong. Wow, we got there, huh?

We got... We're still there. Oh, we're still there's Lincoln. Lincoln watching. J.D. Vance, have sex. Oh, boy. With Donald Scott. Hey, it's Sophia Wilson, athlete and gold medalist.

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online and in stores. Yes. Jesus. Okay, so we had to mute that scene halfway through because once again the South Park guy set the scene to an amazing song, to a foreigner classic. I want to know what love is. And we don't want to do the video to get

down so we'd mute the audio of that but we're going to risk again playing about three seconds of it because i want to really i just want to highlight this clip one more time just playing in your house in the background while you're watching it just to get the idea just one more it's a pause it's it's the the like it's really uh it's the the like it's the jd vans sycifancy of the whole thing is great like they really got something essential about what jd vans is to trump yep yes and the voice and his tongue is always sort of just... It's just... I'm glad you clocked the bright blue...

The thumb. Of course I would. Of course I would. Okay. So again, the cops think in South Park that these AI videos are real. They're trying to arrest the characters who they think are preying on South Park students. So there's this whole undercover police sting operation storyline. There's a court case that we won't have to get into.

But I recommend everybody watch the full video because you have to see Bluey on the stand. talking about what happened. But long story short, the cops end up raiding the hotel room where they think TOTO is masterminding everything. This petto ring? Let's watch. We got the kids, sir. You're making a big mistake. I have powerful connections.

Oh, I know you do. But no magical cat bus is going to whisk you away from justice this time. Get him out of here. Lock him up. the Japanese lawyers. Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community of online rapists called Sauru. Great job, sir. Detective Harris, you better take a look at this.

This guy didn't just make videos. He also has surveillance equipment all over the White House. White House? Yeah, he's got this video of the president in the Lincoln bedroom. Oh my God. So look at these guys like brilliantly layered characters, right? Because remember Peter Tealka found a Palantier. He's like the big data guy, government

surveillance guy, and he's watching the whole time. Sora too, a community of online rapists. Right? Pretty good. In a way. Pretty good. Okay, here's how Fox News covers the news of Trump's affair with J.D. Vince.

This is it? Fax News. Special news. Some very troubling news from the White House today. Apparently a Security camera in the Lincoln bedroom has caught President Trump having relations with Vice President Vance.

Fox News is live at the White House. Yeah, hey. Definitely a disheartening news here. Why the president would do this to Satan with a baby on the way, and we don't know. Is it anyone who guess why? Sorry, sorry, we got to interrupt you there. Uh, we just got word that the president is calling in to Fox and Friends. Are you there, sir?

Yes, Mr. President, what is going on? Oh, I'm doing so great things here. More than sleepy Joe Biden ever here. Everything's great. Well, what about you and the vice president? We're trying to relax, sir, but we've all seen the security footage. It's fake? Yeah, God, that's a fake.

Oh, thank God. Of course it was fake. How can we have doubted it? Totally fake news today is the president did not have sex with the vice president. Oh my God. Perfect. So perfect. Honestly, better coverage than of the Epstein emails where they didn't even cover the substance of what was written about Trump by Jeffrey Epstein.

Same idea. Right. The Foxxon doesn't even do the sad version now. They just don't cover it. But it does capture that when something crazy happens, it's always like that first, that golden hour of the first. That's the coverage on Fox where they're all a little somber. Maybe this is bad and we don't know what to do until they all can regroup and get the talking points. Yeah, they get the memo.

Yeah, that one hour where a few people are honest, like, I think this is bad news for us. Or they figure out how it's the left fault. They just like zap them from behind. The liberals stole the job numbers. Exactly. All right. Here is how this episode ends. Want anything from downstairs? No, I'm good. It's the situation. Detective in Colorado is very stubborn both.

He will not give us Peter Thier. Don't worry both. We will not let that town get in the way of our plans together. Maybe it is true love. Oh my gosh. So we're going to, what's the town called? South Park. South Park.

I was saying Aurora, but that's just another real place. We're going to go to South. We're going to South Park now. That's where we're going, the whole head and that. Oh, you think that the president will go to South France? It's all coming. We've got to go to South Park. Somebody's coming.

Who's going to spring Peter Thiel? Are we going to get cash, maybe? Oh, that's good. Yeah, they didn't introduce any new characters. They didn't get Pam Bondi to go again, for sure. Yeah, last week, Love it, we had a really good Stephen Miller. Oh, yeah. Who was, you know, I haven't seen a Rocky Horror Picture show, but is there like kind of like a lurch-like character who answers the door?

That was their portrayal. And then there's Pam Bondi with just brown on her nose the entire time. It just kept showing up on her nose. They called it rectoplast. Nice. I think that the only other character? We gotta be getting close to the finale? It's gotta be close to the finale.

It's gotta be hard to do this every week. Apparently the numbers are through the roof. They said that like, there's a New York Times story about this season and said like, it's driving huge subs to Paramount Plus. The numbers are way up, the audience numbers are way up. It's nice to know that like, oh, a funny comedy about the administration, you don't have to hide. Right. You have to be censored. For now.

Right? Has Trump commented in a while? No. They know it's too funny. one of JD. It's been like, sir, um. Oh, that would be. Yeah, they can't. It's, they figured out a way to do it. It's, like, hard for them to comment on it because it's so gross for them. Yeah, if you're a reporter, please just ask Carolyn Levitt or just show or just show or just. Yeah, that's a good idea. Hold it up. That'd be a fun. This is the most popular show on Paramount

Plus. You guys feel like getting ready, get replacing Colbert with this was a level up. Is that a good idea? I want to know what it's a foreigner man. Great job. Thanks for watching the South Park recap, everybody. Thanks for being here. Please subscribe to POTA of America here on YouTube. Don't just drive those subs to Paramount Plus. Yeah, don't just drive them right here. We're free. Yeah, we're free.

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