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Episode Date: December 11, 2025

Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett and Tommy Vietor react to the season finale of South Park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and we'll give you a better deal on the best network. Based on Route Metrics, Best Overall Mobile Network Performance, U.S. second half, 2025, all rights reserved, must provide a very recent post-paid consumer mobile bill in the name of the person redeeming the deal, additional terms, conditions, and restrictions, Fellas, Christmas came early. We got a new episode of South Park. Here's a little taste of what you have in store for you. Oh, it's your comrade. I stayed with you while you two were fucking behind my back. Did Donald tell you he has genital warts? Is this the season finale? I think it is. I don't really know. I was trying to, I've never had to dodge spoilers more than this one. It's good. It's good. Okay, so per usual, I've watched the episode, Love It is not. Not?

I have not. So our viewers get to enjoy not just the clips from the show, but also love it and John's reactions in real time. Just to catch everybody up in case you haven't been watching this season. Donald Trump is in a relationship with Satan. Satan is pregnant with Trump's demonic butt baby. Vice President J.D. Vance has been trying to encourage Trump to force or trick Satan into getting an abortion because Vance wants to be president and doesn't want Trump's air

to be in the way. Which, by the way, guys, it occurred to me today that Donald Trump Jr. is in this season, too. I guess he's just like too stupid to be a threat to J.D. Vance or something. Right. Also, we've learned that billionaire tech douchebag and anti-Christ enthusiast Peter Thiel and Eric Cartman were somehow the key to Satan getting a demonic abortion and that Trump has a teeny tiny little penis. And Trump and J.D. Vance are fucking.

And they are banging. The episode, thank you. That's why, hence the warts. So this episode starts with Stan meeting with South Park Elementary's guidance counselor, Jesus Christ, and Stan's telling about how hard the year has been. There's ice raids. Stan's dad lost his job and the family had to move out of their house and into grandpa's retirement home. And Stan asked Jesus for a Christmas miracle.

But remember, Jesus has lost his faith and he's found Christianity, which means he is now a goate, angry, kind of rock and roll megachurch version of himself. This will be important later. They cut to the White House where Satan is kind of singing songs decorating the baby's room and putting up Christmas decorations until he learned that Trump has left Washington for Colorado. It's time. Which is when we cut to Trump in advance. outside of the South Park prison talking about how to break Peter Thiel out. Let's watch.

We must find a way to break him out of that police. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have any spare change, okay? The government cut school funding, so I lost my job. And then, you know, everything costs more with all the tariffs and my health care got cut, so I'm just struggling like a lot of Americans are. All right, well, Merry Christmas. We bet the Harry both.

The town might be on to us and the crap up could be any minute now. Okay, let's synchronize our watches. It's time to complete operation, kill my own baby. Amazing. There's a lot of good meta-commentary there about the Trump administration generally, as you saw. Elijah had this pitch during Terminalian Online about Trump dressing up as Santa, and we thought it was a cursed and good idea. And it's interesting that South Park got there.

They got there. Also, we've been talking about it. a lot about this big fight between Netflix and Paramount over acquiring Warner Brothers Discovery. If I worked at Netflix, I would take some of these clips, put them in an ad, run them on Fox News in D.C. and say, thank you Paramount for this brave commentary on Donald Trump. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah, lean into the fact that we're working this one giant fucking baby. Free advice. Free advice, Sarandos. Yeah. Well, remember initially when we were talking about this, it was all about whether these episodes would mess up the Paramount Skydance

merger. Now we're on another merger. Yeah, and now Trump's like, CNN must be sold. Yeah. Seems like as good as I need to say. Please subscribe to POTSave America. We're trying to build a media company too.

We do these South Park recaps. And occasional political commentary or at least the occasional decent take. So please subscribe. It's free. Pod Save America. Right there. Click it. Okay. Back of the White House, Satan learns the truth about Trump's plan from an unlikely source.

Ooh. That son, bitch. I could give birth any minute. Oh, hey, Satan, you about to go into labor? Okay, how about you go do everything, and I'll do nothing? Oh, yeah, great idea, Donald, just like you always do. Oh, God, he is so disgusting. Ah, he's such a pig.

Those are skid marks. Blue jocks trap. He doesn't wear a blue jockstrap. Who does this belong to? What? They're together What are you talking about? They just want to kill the baby

What? The president Vance So much sex I can't understand you because you're covered and dried up milk It's not milk Oh Thank God

Tell me everything you know. I will, but first, please, I need to get just a little. Just a little what? A little high. For those who haven't watched a lot of Southmark, Talley is a character first introduced to the show in 2001. It's just a towel that gets high all the time. And the idea was it was like to create the worst character ever

and kind of like satirized the commercialization of the show and the merch around it. Anyway, it's funny to think that this was, when I, Like when that was introduced, like the show had been on for a long time and it was ostensely about four children in middle school. Yep. And there could have, and their little exploits. Yeah. Oh my God.

They killed Kenny, you bastards. That seems to be a guy. Is that still happening in every episode? Now he's now, he's now, he's Donald Trump's comrade. Can you imagine the skid marks on Donald Trump's actual? Uh, no. Why? So much McDonald's.

He must just have absolute, like, what's the fiber situation? Not like, right? Like, what is the, you don't think he's taking metamusal everywhere? I wonder. I mean, I don't know. It's a lot of Diet Coke in the evening. I've never seen a gold can, which tells me he's not on caffeine-free. He treats that thing like a temple, I'm sure. It's unbelievable. Yeah. I'm not going to make my little joke. Do it. Well, that goes our audience.

By the way, J.D.'s blue jockstrap is a callback to Trump, advance his first sex scene. Remember that he kind of rolls over, and you can see the whale tail. I think that it just says JV on it, by the way. That's a, but that's funny. Yeah, that's funny. J.D. I never thought about that for his initials. Okay, so Talley, Phil Satan in on the rest of Trump's plot,

and they decide to go to Colorado to confront Trump. Let's watch. Peter Thiel to Red Dragon. Come in, Red Dragon. Go ahead, Guy. This is Red Dragon. I got the walkie and the cake, awaiting further instructions. Excellent.

Just standby and we'll find a way to get you out so you can kill my baby. Let's synchronize our watches. Donald! Uh-oh. You have lied to me Satan We were just doing some charity work Yeah, I don't think so

I told Satan every detail Of your expertly crafting plot Both, it's your comrade I stayed with you While you two were fucking behind my back Did Donald tell you he has genital warts? Hey, well nice there, yeah The Trump face that you're so good.

Again, Netflix, there's your ad. That's amazing. Get this in front of him. I really wonder if he could be because, I mean, the screeds are getting longer. He's not talking about this. I don't know why he would be aware of it. Trump has to be made aware of South Park, right? Like how else would he find out about it?

Ted Sarandos, walk into the Oval, bring a laptop, hit play. So good. You got it, buddy. Here's a little more of Satan confronting Trump, but a surprising savior arrives. Your deception is over, Donald, and so are we. This child will be born. And for once, you are going to have to live with the consequences of your actions. Jesus.

Keep your hands off my president, bro. Whoa, it's Jesus Christ. This happens to be a great man who's protecting our country from What the hell happened to Jesus? He's all Christian now. This man is a con artist, and I will deal with him. Don't think so, bro. Yeah!

Oh, God, this just keeps getting crazier. Ha ha ha ha. What's wrong, skating? It's the baby. I think it's coming. Oh wow, y'all. It's time. It's time. What do we do, Dan? I don't know.

You've got to get him to a hospital. Again, I love the meta-commentary on the Trump administration. He faces no consequences. He hides behind Christianity. Then Talley's doing the meta-commentary about the plot itself. So funny. It's really interesting. I like, you know, like it's funny.

It's just like there's been so much story. Like, just an upset, like a crazy amount of story. Tully's right. It's an expertly crafted plot. It is. Well, let's do a little more. So Trump enlist Jesus in his plot. plot to break Peter Thiel out of jail.

Let's watch how they do it. Okay, now set Peter Thiel free. Mr. President, what happened? I don't know. I got another Christian dip sheet to help me get what I want. Let's go Christianity. Then we can proceed. We have very little time to stop the Antichrist from coming.

Well, just so you know, I don't care if my asshole is filled with genital warts. I still love you. Jesus. I think that's the J.D. Vance line of the season right there. He's like such a throwaway line, too. Totally unnecessary. And the timing, too, it's just like, so funny. I like that the Christian rock is just the powerful.

He's just shredding guitar. In case you missed Trump's line, he said, I got another Christian dipshit to help me do what I want. Let's go Christianity. That was quite good. Earlier in the episode, some demonic forest creatures arrived. You guys sort of saw them there. They came from the toilet, actually.

They're called the Woodland Creatures. So it's a little squirrel, bear, rabbit, and skunk. They're actually evil Satan worshiping demons. A few years back, there was an episode where the woodland creatures had a blood orgy. And one of them gave birth to the Antichrist. I remember when that was covered on the news. Yeah, so I'm just the messenger here, guys. But they show up in scenes and they start to be relevant.

So here's Satan at the hospital. I can't believe he turned out to be this big of a piece. Oh shit. I seriously fall for the worst guys. No, no, Satan. You need to save your strength. I mean, I knew he sucked, okay? I knew it. But I didn't think he would go this far. I'm so stupid. Ah, you're not stupid. Stanley, tell Satan he's not stupid. You're not stupid. No, I'm stupid. I saw how he treated everyone, but I was willing to look the other way.

all because I just wanted my Christmas miracle. Your Christmas miracle? My little baby, the only thing in my life that could actually be good. But now Donald has Jesus on his side and will never be free. Satan's a swing voter. Yeah. A low information swing voter. Oh, tough for Satan.

It's so fun to get to the end of this and we're rooting for Satan against Jesus, and I also just like the, like there's a, it's important, like, there's a joke in here about how it. It's important to not make people who once supported Trump, who are coming awake to it, to not treat them like they're stupid. And Stan knows that he's not supposed to do that. And so Stan is like a lot of people being like, I know what the right thing to do is, welcome, you didn't make any, you're good, you're good, you're not dumb about it, you know? It's also as Satan is sort of telling you, he doesn't want to be evil. He wants good in his life. He wanted this baby.

The whole thing is like, Donald Trump, though. It's really well done. Okay. So finally, the doctor comes out and tells everyone some news about the baby. If anyone's upset easily by issues around pregnancy loss, this is a sincere trigger warning. You might want to skip the rest of this episode, but you also probably laugh your ass off. If you watch it, let's watch. I'm afraid we have some really bad news.

What? What happened? We've looked at the ultrasound, and it appears that at some point when nobody was watching, the baby hung itself and took its own life. What? What are you talking about? I'm afraid you can see it all in the video. No.

The baby got a hold of some bed sheets. There's a couple minutes missing from the ultrasound, but it's definitely a suicide. You gotta be kidding me! That baby hung itself. Both. Both is a medicare. Oh my god.

The baby got Epstein. That's so, Jesus Christ. I did not see that coming. No. I was literally sitting here just trying to get ahead of it. Like, who is the baby? What's the baby going to be? I figured he might lose the baby, but I did not.

Don't worry, guys. It gets worse. Here's Fox News covering this developer. Oh my God. Let's watch. This is a Fox News special alert. Fox News has just received confirmation that the unborn child of Satan and President Trump has decided to take the easy way out and end its own life.

Definitely an unfortunate turn of events. Fox News has analyzed the ultrasound. You can see the baby probably considering suicide right here and then a little bit missing and it killed itself. Oh my God. Obvious confirmation of suicide. You can see a little chair there. Jesus. Just what babies do sometimes.

Do you see the kairos? Baby lacked mental toughness. I missed that. I was focused on the chair and the ultrasound. And then the little blip where it goes missing. It's crazy. They went there. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. I really, extraordinary. It's, it, it, it, it, just, I've just sort of taking a moment to let it sink in. Like, this whole season has been obviously like, you know, they're, they're doing things that haven't been done before and I'm comfortable with that. I like that. I just have never seen anyone even think about it.

I've never heard of this. It's a brand new idea. It's a off the rack, brand new, just untouched idea. It really, of a, of a fetus committing suicide in the womb. Satan's fetus. A completely original idea. In the butt. Because it's a butt baby.

They keep called the crappeting, I think, is what they're referring to. Okay, so back of the White House. Here's how Trump is taking this tragic news. Yes, Mr. President, we are so sorry. Happy holidays. The baby's dead. Are you okay, sir? Dad, it's really hard.

Yeah, Merry Christmas. The baby's dead. You're so strong, Mr. President. And you're taking it really well. Kayak gets my flight, hotel, and rental car right, so I can tune out travel advice that's just plain wrong. Bro, Skycoin, way better than points. Never fly during a Scorpio full moon.

Just tell the manager you'll sue. Instant room upgrade. Stop taking bad travel advice. Start comparing hundreds of sites with kayak and get your trip right. Kayak, got that right. So I cut out like a genuinely kind of sad and poignancy, where Satan's going through the baby's room and packing up his stuff. God.

I was watching. I was like, this is actually tough to watch. But I think he's gone for good. So one thing we didn't see in this episode, or I didn't show you guys because there's just like too much good stuff, is that Jesus at one point realizes the error of his ways and he stops helping Trump and he moves over to the good side. And so the episode ends with Jesus giving Stan a Christmas miracle and giving him his house back. Let's watch that. Thank you.

Thank you. I'll be here, Stan, watching over everybody. Be good. And remember, never give up on the things that you commit to. He's so great, isn't he? Merry Christmas, everyone. Let's all have the happiest holiday. A Christian woman knows her place.

So go ahead and punch me in the face because I deserve it. I was wrong. That's why I wrote this holiday song with my big, big, Yes, dang my both on. Yes, dang, Mary, make, make, Eve, that night. Wow. Do you guys remember Peggy Rockbottom?

Yes, of course. His girlfriend when he went on the double date with PC principal. Of course we remember. Earlier, she sang this song with a band, and it was incredible. I didn't know where to put it in. What a, bravo. What a wonderful holiday episode. I know you didn't, I'm right to not show it in this forum, which is not for it.

But, like, it's not surprising to me that they included something kind of emotional. And by the way, like, even when Satan is in bed, it's not. You're like, it's almost embarrassing to be like, wait, this is emotionally working. Yeah, it's not sad. You feel for Satan. I genuinely felt sad for Satan. I genuinely offered a trigger warning because I've had this experience. And I was for others.

Like, it's really weird to say that about Satan having a demonic butt baby. It's the first time I've unironically used the term trigger warning. But here we are. But it is because, like, it's just funny thinking about what we've just been doing here. But it is, like, There is a, this show has, like, it was behind every single joke. It is, however extreme it is and shocking it is, like the ethic of every single joke is defensible.

Like, if you think about what the moral, every moment of it is, it is a, like, it is, like, crass and gross and challenging to a lot of people, but it's like, right. They land it. Well, I'm also, I'm thinking of the episode where it seemed like Kyle's mom was going to bomb the hospital in Gaza. I forgot about that one. And then they swerve last minute, and she goes,

to see Netanyi out and you're like, okay, I thought that was, you're like, you think it's going in a really, like, this is not going to be good, but you're like, oh no, they got the joke. It was inappropriate, but it was, they landed it okay. Right, because, like, they're not, you can just feel like, first of all, they're just, they've been doing this for a really long time. They are, like, precise. They have, like, they know what they're trying to do and they can do it, which means they have, like, the freedom to go nuts because, like, they're not writing jokes and then

figuring out why they're funny. Like, they're trying to do something and using jokes to do it. It's, like, genuinely really impressive. And they built a world, I mean, what is it, the 28th season or something like, 27th season? Wow. They started airing when we were in mid-high school, freshman in high school, yeah. Or junior, in a middle school.

Well, so they built this world and like they weave together these stories in this amazing way in a week, and that they somehow are able to bring back character, like, Tauley is a character from 2001. These demonic woodland creatures are from like five years ago at least, and they somehow like seamlessly weave them through it. So like, when Talley's getting high and being like, what a seamless, a darn plot. plot. It's like, he's right. Yeah. It's so good. So good. It's also cool. Like just like there's like a lot of like worries about the consolidation and Netflix and David Ellison and all these people. And those are real and we should be worried about it. But and we should fight it where it's right to

fight it. But we should also be like, hey, creative, smart, talented people will find a way. Like always forever. Like totally. Hollywood never dies. Entertainment never dies. What TikTok is for. Yeah, that's right. Well, no, it's funny. You say that like, it's surprising to me that South Park. actually hasn't been part of the conversation about this proposed merger, because this has been happening every other couple weeks. And it's like the most brutal and hilarious and spot-on criticism of Trump I've seen anywhere.

Certainly doing more damage to Trump than CNN. Sure, yeah. Hey, come on. Come on. How dare you? How dare you? Please subscribe to POTSafe America here on YouTube. We're trying to build a media company at a time

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