Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: 24hr Date

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubels's Second Date Update. Suzanne is on the phone for a second date update today, and after reading her email and the description of her first date, it sounds horrible. It sounds like the worst date ever, but also hilarious at the same time. So I'll just let her tell it.

Suzanne, how are you? Hi, I'm good. How are you? Good. Have you gotten sleep? Finally, yeah. I was able to catch up. I read the description of your date and I'm like, man, I can't tell if that would be fun or just like the worst thing ever. So before we get into what you did on your date, why don't you tell us

about the guy you want to call. What's his name? George. George. All right. And where did you meet George? On Tinder. That's where most people meet these days. It's already the worst date ever. Oh. All right. And where did you meet George? On Tinder. Okay. That's where most people meet these days. It's already the worst date ever. Oh, come on. Already. I take it you had high hopes for this date, though.

Yeah. No, because he was very funny. Like, we messaged back and forth a little bit, and my picture was cute. I don't know. I was like, oh, this could be fun. Okay. Oh, good. And so where did you guys agree to meet out at?

We decided to go rock climbing, which I'm not like a huge fan of, because like you got to wear those straps. I don't know. Like it's not like the most flattering look, but I was like, okay, you know, I've never done that before for a date. So did you guys go to a climbing gym or were you actually outside? No, we were at like a gym, which was probably better. Yeah. But it was actually really fun. Like it was a fun way to like kind of hang out and cause like we talked a lot, but also we're doing like kind of focused on something else so i wasn't nervous right and then after it was over he was like do you want to go get dinner and well that's a good sign that you guys didn't have that plan and he wanted to continue to hang out with you did you keep wearing the harness at

dinner um no they wouldn't let me take it with me. Oh. They wouldn't let you. Okay, but dinner was good? Dinner was great. We had a couple drinks. And, like, by this point, we've been hanging out for, like, six or seven hours. Yeah. Wow. And he's like, I just want to keep hanging out with you. I'm just having a good time.

I was like, okay, great. So we went to his house, and we ended up watching the whole first season of Parks and Rec together. The whole first season? Wow. Yeah. That was a long time. That was a long time. You were like 24 hours into this date. No wonder Jubal asked if you were still tired.

I know. So, yeah, like we watched this whole thing, and it's just very fun because it's like one of my favorite shows. Like it's very casual at his place. And by the time it ends, it's like 2.30 in the morning. I bet. Then he's like, hey, I have an idea. What if we do a 24-hour date? What?

I was joking. Oh, my gosh. About the 24 hours. I was like, what does that mean? Like, do I get to sleep and then we go out again? Or what's happening? He was like, no, we'll just stay up for 24 hours straight on this date. And you're sure he's not sort of some drug addict and has a meth problem or something?

I was like, you hit this. Yeah. This will keep you up. Oh, God. That would be like a terrible turn. It was just like, you know when you meet someone and you're like, wow, we're really clicking. This is working. Oh, my God.

That's kind of cute. What'd you guys do? We made frozen pizza. And then we watched another season of Parks and Rec. And that gets us like, I don't know. It's like the sun is coming up and at this point i'm just like i'm like i'm starting to feel gross like i'm still like in the clothes i wore to the rock climbing gym right you haven't even showered today yeah i know it's all gross

and i was like i should probably go home yeah and he was like no i'm not a quitter are you a quitter i guess not he obviously liked you if he wanted to spend 24 hours straight with you or he was like, no, I'm not a quitter. Are you a quitter? I was like, I guess not. He obviously liked you if he wanted to spend 24 hours straight with you. Or he was just delusional at that point when he asked. I don't know. I don't know. I think we both were like, had gotten to like that sleep deprived kind of crazy place. Okay. At this point, it's six in the morning.

You've watched two seasons of Parks and Rec. You've eaten pizza. Have you made out at all? Not really. I mean, like, we like kissed a couple of times and that was good but it's not really been that kind of it's just one-on-one hanging out time nothing like hot and heavy yeah so what happened so i'm like okay fine he like makes us a big thing of coffee and we drink a bunch of coffee and then he's like let's go to the park

what am i doing yeah that's why i say it sounds just terrible at this point. Are you guys both still happy, or are you just forcing this to happen at this point? Like, every now and then I'd be like, no, this is still fun. This is still the person I liked 14 hours ago, I think. But then it just felt sometimes we were just like, let's just plow through this kind of forced fun thing. And so we went, and he was like, let's play Frisbee. And we tried to play Frisbee. And like, I was just,

my motor skills are just stupid at that point. Yeah. So he was like, would you go for a walk? And I was like, I really think I need to go home. Like, I tried to be very nice about it. I was like, I'm just going to get it over.

And then he gets mad and I get mad. And honestly, like at this point, I was so tired and there was yelling. And I, like at this point, I was so tired. And they were yelling. And at one point I was like, you're a liar. And I don't even know why. You were yelling? So you guys are both just exhausted, sleep deprived, and end of the date by arguing.

Why do you want to call this guy for a second date? It sounds like it ended horribly. Well, it ended badly, but I really don't like him. If we just cut it off at like 103030 or even after the Parks and Rec time, I would have been like, that was great. That was such a good date. I would love to see him again and just have a normal three-and-a-half-hour date. So the end of your date where you argue,

you're kind of chalking that up to you guys being tired and not him being an a-hole. Yeah, because I was also an a-hole okay yeah i mean when you've been up for that long who knows right yeah okay and has he have you talked to him since no i gave it a couple days so i texted him and he didn't respond at all well we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update okay okay all right hang. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Suzanne is on the phone and she wants to call a dude named George. She wants everybody to know they did not sleep together on their first date. Not at all, actually. They didn't even sleep on their first date. If you missed the first part, she told us about her date with George. It actually started off pretty normal. They just went rock climbing together.

And then they had dinner and drinks. That turned into watching TV at his house, which turned into, hey, let's stay up for 24 hours like a couple of kids having a slumber party that don't want to go to bed. And she tried to make it 24 hours. And at a certain point, Suzanne was tired and wanted to go home. And then they got in an argument because he was upset that she couldn't complete the full 24-hour date. But she wants to call him anyway and see if they can have just a normal, regular, you know, few-hour date. And we'll see if that can happen. All right, Suzanne, are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready. Oh, she fell asleep. Yeah, you're still tired. I'm like reliving it all in my head. I didn't ask. I mean, you said you did send him a text message that he didn't respond to. Did you apologize for screaming at him, you're a liar? Yeah, absolutely.

Okay, and no response at all. That's not good. Yeah. Yeah, no, no response. Okay, well, I'm going to call him right now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to George, please?

This is him. Hey, George, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. Okay. Hi. Do you have any idea what that is? I i've seen a billboard maybe uh probably not okay brook and jubile the morning it's a radio show okay hi hi any idea why i'm calling you today i can't say i do no do you want to know or should just hang up? I would love to know what's going on.

Well, we got an email about you from one of our listeners. That's why I'm calling. Okay. Her name is Suzanne. Suzanne. Yes. Okay. And you guys went out on a very long date recently.

Is that what she said? That is what she said. She emailed us. So we do a segment on our show called the second date updates, where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So Suzanne told us about how your regular date turned into like a 24 hour thing. And she told us that she couldn't really make it the full 24 hours. And then you guys got in an argument after, and she tried to text you and apologize and would actually like to go out with you again.

But you haven't responded. So she's wondering if she did something wrong. Well, she didn't make it the full 24 hours, which she did wrong. Wait, are you joking, right? I'm not joking. What? So because she wanted to leave after, I mean, I don't even know what hour you guys were in. I think it was like 11 o'clock in the morning, she said.

Yeah, it was around 11.30. And that's why you're upset? Well, I mean, we made a pact. We did the whole pinky promise thing, and she broke the pact. So, no, I don't know if I would like to see her again. Whoa. But you can understand it, though. I mean, 24 hours is a long time to stay up.

Well, yeah, 24 hours is a long time, but I've done it before. Okay. I did it with a girl once, and we made it 29 hours. It's not impossible. It's my way of weeding people out that aren't going to follow through on things. What? Why would I want to waste my time with someone who isn't going to commit, you know? Wait, hold on, hold on.

It's like a test that you do with all dates or some dates. What's the story here? Not all dates, but if I feel that there is a lot of potential in somebody, then I say, okay, well, maybe we should try the 24-hour date. And it's worked before. Unfortunately, that relationship did not end up going so well. But I figured, you knowzanne is really good i like our connection you know we watched we watched parks and recs we could totally make it 24 hours

clearly she could not okay so that's that that's legit the reason why is that she didn't make it an entire 24 hours it sounds like she got close yeah it's more than her not making it 24 hours she is a quitter. What? A quitter. I feel like that's, yeah, that's, I mean, here's the thing. She really likes you, and you obviously liked her enough to put her through whatever weird test you have. Yeah, that's why it was really hard for me. That's why we got into such a big argument, because I really did have a wonderful time with her.

Sure. And, I mean, if you like someone enough to hang out with them for 24 hours, your body can do it. Your mind is stronger than your body. I was able to do it. I was going to do it. She clearly did not like me enough to be able to do it. That is really, I'm married and I couldn't do that with my husband. Do you two have commitment issues?

Yeah, they do, man. Yes, for sure. I mean, anybody who can't stay up for 24 straight hours. Very committed. So you just, it's a character flaw for you that she wasn't able to make it to 24 hours. Exactly. How am I supposed to trust in her and commit to her if she can't even commit to 24 hours of being together?

I mean, I don't know anyone else that has this test and they all seem to be able to stay in a committed relationship. Listen, I know I know anyone else that has this test, and they all seem to be able to stay in a committed relationship. Listen, I know I am obviously a little different, and you guys don't agree with how I do things, but I've had lots of issues in the past. This is how I do it. It sucks, but that's just how things go. Oh, man. Okay. Well, you know what else sucks, but that's kind of how things go is I'm a liar, and I lied to you at the beginning of this

because Suzanne is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh, God. What do you want, Suzanne? Whoa. Wow, okay. I thought I was calling to get you to go out with me on a second date. Oh, well, I mean, we never even completed the first date, so I'm not sure how we could get to a second date without, you know, going chronologically.

I apologize about that, and I also apologize for how I left. I told you I was sorry. So sorry that you're having to go through a radio show. Come on, Suzanne. You're more committed to getting attention through a radio show than just committing to 24 hours a week. Wow. Okay, no.

That is not... No, I was very committed. It's not like I trained for this in advance and failed. It was a very personal intention. Clearly, it's not too much work to go through Brooke and Juby or whatever. Whatever his name is. Hi, Juby. That's fine.

Look, I really tried, okay? I just wasn't fine anymore. I just was tired, and I wanted to go home and take a shower and rest. You were going to. There was an end in sight. What's it going to be like

if we ever got into a relationship? Is it okay if I just, like, try not to cheat but end up looking up? Is that, oh, sorry. Sorry, I couldn't make it. Oh, my God. That's not a comparison.

That's not even. We were literally together for, like, 18 hours straight. Like, I feel like that's. So you couldn't make it six hours more? No. George, I think you need to slow down. Like, you could be missing out on something really great. Yeah, commitment's important in a relationship, but so is flexibility and compromise and the

ability to listen to someone else's needs and her need was to go to sleep i am a very busy person i don't have much time to be with people who aren't going to be what i need you understand okay and you need someone who doesn't sleep exactly i mean look mean, look, Suzanne, I was having a wonderful time. That's why it hurt me so much. We were having a great time, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you just start yelling at me, calling me a liar for some reason, and it broke me. It was like you were stabbing me in the heart. I saw a real future with you, and then you just completely shattered that dream.

Oh, wow. Okay. That's not exactly how it happened. You don't really operate in the middle on much, do you, George? It's kind of extreme on everything. You might call it extreme. I call it definite. I don't want a date acquitter.

What? Okay. You know what? Fine. Then maybe we should just not do this. Or we could ask George. George, would you like to go out with Suzanne on a second date? We will pay for it.

You know what? No, it sounds like she's quitting on the call, too. So I think I'm fine. Oh, my gosh. Suzanne, I think you dodged a bullet. Yikes. I think so. Wow.

Oh, look. She can't follow through on anything. She can't follow through on the phone call. Can't follow through on playing Frisbee. What's next? Follow through on playing Frisbee. You're a horrible person, Suzanne. I know. I through on the phone call, can't follow through on playing frisbee. What's next? Follow through on playing frisbee. You're a horrible person, Suzanne. I forgot about the frisbee.

Suzanne, you know, I'm sorry that you didn't get a second date. Well, hopefully you can dig deep and find some kind of work ethic and not give up on things so easily. Look, George, I'm sorry I didn't live up to your expectations, but maybe you can find someone who's, I don't know, addicted to Adderall or like... There you go, George, I'm sorry I didn't live up to your expectations, but maybe you can find someone who's, I don't know, addicted to Adderall. There you go, George.

You know what? If that's what it takes. All right. If there are any Adderall addicts out there who want to date George, text them 78592. Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears

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