Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: All Pooped Out

Episode Date: October 3, 2018

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says he met the girl he wants to call at a charity auction. I think charity auctions are actually a great place to meet people because it's a room full of givers. And I like any function that's full of a bunch of givers and just one person receiving. So I think that's a great place to meet people. I'm down with that. What's up, Josh? How are you? Hey, guys. How you doing? Pretty good. You a giver? Yeah, guys. How are you doing? Pretty good. Good. You give her? Yeah, indeed. Indeed.

Did you notice the girl that you ended up going on a date with when you're at the auction? Actually, no. So, charity auction, you know, for a good cause, I found a piece of art that I really liked, and I got into a bidding war with somebody over it, and eventually I won. Nice. That can be exciting. I know. It felt pretty good.

And then when I went up to pay for it, this beautiful woman out of nowhere comes up to me and says that she was the one bidding for it that I beat. Oh, okay. And then you rubbed it in her face and left. Yes, that's exactly what I did.

First, I was a little taken aback because she was very striking. And then she offered to buy the piece of art from me. But I said that that was not going to happen. But how about instead I take you out on a date? Okay. Wait, a date in exchange for the piece of art?

No, no, no. So she doesn't get the piece of art. No, keeping that. But, you know, if all things work out, she could see it. Yeah, maybe it could be hanging on your bedroom ceiling someday and you both could be staring at it sure that's a possibility but she agreed and if she was told taking it back by my forwardness uh but you know smiled and agreed and then we went on a date what's her name by the way camden camden all right and how was the date with her would you just talk about the painting the whole time and you guys haggle over the painting the entire time no we did talk about the painting the whole time? Did you just haggle over the painting the entire time?

No, we did talk about the painting. But we talked about other art that we both really appreciated. Just like it felt, you know when you talk to somebody, it's like the first time, but you felt like you've known them your whole life? Totally. That's what it felt like. That's an amazing feeling. Yeah, I haven't felt that often.

And it was really nice and really enjoyable. And it sounds like you guys have a ton of common interests. I mean, obviously, you're both charity-driven people. You like the same style of art. We do. But one of the things we differed on, she's a big fan of the casino. She wanted to order a dinner. I was not the biggest

fan. Oh, a wine fight. That's probably why she's not calling you back. You disagreed on wine. That's it. It's all over. By the way, you guys sound like the two richest people going out. We like the same art, but the wine is not going to work. Yes.

Well, I'm not that rich. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. But I wouldn't consider myself rich. Some people are throwing down tons of money at this charity auction, which is great. But it's like, wow, that's much more rich for me. I couldn't handle that stuff. Yeah.

Well, how did the rest of the date go? I thought pretty well. We went home because, you know, we walked back to her place because it was pretty close by. We had some more wine and then I stayed the night. Oh, so it went really well. That sounds like a successful date. Yeah, I thought so too.

Did you guys hook up? Yes, we did. Oh, okay it went really well. That sounds like a successful date. Yeah, I thought so, too. Did you guys hook up? Yes, we did. Oh, okay. There we go. That was your respectful way of saying it. I stayed the night. What was it like the next morning? That's the thing.

When we woke up, like, her demeanor completely changed. She basically, like, rushed me out of the house. She kept going on like she was late for something. She had to go, which I understand. Like, I've been late for things before. I kind of get freaked out and frantic. I'm like, oh, I've got to get there as soon as possible. Which all the friendliness and warmth she had the night before just disappeared.

Uh-oh. I wasn't trying to slow her down or anything like that. I got my stuff. I got out of there. Maybe she was just trying to sleep with you in hopes you would get that painting. And then you didn't give it to her, and now she's like, get out. That's not crazy. That was one of the things I thought of, get out. That's not crazy.

That was one of the things I thought of, but she doesn't seem like that shallow of a person. Did you do anything weird or that would have upset her in the night? I don't think so. You didn't like use her toothbrush or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She had a guest toothbrush. It was very nice. But no, I didn't.

I didn't do anything creepy or weird or untoward. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's what she wanted. Do you think I should have done more weird stuff with her? Oh, yeah. Go as freaky as you want on date one. You know what I mean? Then you know.

Oh, my gosh. You don't want to try stuff later on after you guys already have too many feelings involved. Don't listen to their advice. Yeah, no, I've never done that before, so I wouldn't even know how to push that envelope. Have you guys really talked at all since you guys hooked up? Not really, no. I sent her three texts, kind of, you know, keeping her

friendly and warm, like, had a good time, like to hang out again, but, like, she's only written back thanks. Ooh, that's cold. Yeah, that's a bad review probably for how things went that night. Not even a thank you. Wow. All right.

Well, play a song, then come back and call her and get your second date update, okay? Cool. Thank you. All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

If you're just tuning in to today's second date update, Josh is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Camden. They actually met at a charity art auction. They were bidding on the same painting. He ended up winning it, but that struck up a conversation and they went to dinner and actually ended up hooking up. But the next morning, she rushed him out of her place and he hasn't been able to talk to her since.

Hey, Josh? Yep? Have you seen that painting in the last couple days? Yes, I have. Are you sure? Because maybe the reason she's not calling you back is because she's actually an international art thief.

And while you were making passionate love to her and you guys were both making eye contact, she was scanning your retinas so she could use it to get through the security at your place to steal your beloved painting. Yes, my front door, all the security I got. Yeah.

Good theory, huh? Good theory. You got a sophisticated security system around your house, don't you? You guys should probably know this. I bought the painting for $80. I didn't say she was like a high budget art thief. It's either art thief or you were just really bad in bed is more my guess. Yeah, for your sake, I hope it is art thief. All right.

I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back, okay? Great. Thank you. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Camden. This is Camden.

Camden, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh. Okay. How are you doing today?

I'm fine. You're a radio show? I am a person who has feelings and hair. I'm not a radio show. I can confirm he has hair. But I do work on a radio show, yes. Okay. Why are you calling me?

Well, I'm calling you today because we do a segment on our show called the second date update have you ever heard of that no okay well it's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out why and you recently met a dude named josh at a charity auction. Oh, okay. And Josh sent us an email. He told us about the evening you hung out. Not all the details, although if you're down to share all the details, I'd love to know. But he told us about hanging out with you and he says that

the next morning after you guys hooked up and everything, you rushed him out of the house and haven't talked to him since and he's wondering why. Oh my god. He seriously called you? Yeah. Yep. Should it be obvious to him why you're not calling him back? You'd think, but I don't know. You don't really know people, I guess, until you've spent the night with them, and then you learn a lot, and it was just bad, and I don't know. I don't know. That's such a lot and it was just bad and i don't know i don't know that's such a good question if he knows why i don't want to talk to him anymore and if he doesn't that's almost scarier than if he did okay so do you mind telling us then because

if he doesn't know he should probably know right i mean it's so personal but i just don't he did something that even if we had been married for decades is something I would still not do myself, and I would sure hope whoever I was with wouldn't do it either. Wait, he did it when you guys were in the throes of passion? No, no, no. It was after we were together. What did he do? God, it's so gross. Really?

He went into the bathroom after we were done, and he didn't close the door. What? Like, he was just in there, like, doing his business. And we're not talking number one, okay? We're talking two. Wait, he sat down for a Tuesday with the door open? He most definitely did. Ew.

And I could hear and see and, yes, smell everything that was happening. Totally disgusting. Gross. and see and yes, smell everything that was happening. Totally disgusting. I've just met this person, you know, and we were on like, you know, a first date, first staying the night moment. Yeah. And he immediately reverts to this behavior.

So just absolutely the most unromantic, gross thing. And then it got worse because he did not wash his hands afterwards did you tell him to get back into that bathroom go back to that sink right now you just wiped i was shocked and i know he didn't wash his hands because i was just like from my bed i can see my bathroom oh that's disgusting that might be worse than the actual act you don't even do that when you're married okay we keep the door shut during that business. I would hope not. And then he wanted to cuddle with me.

Like, he wanted to touch me with his bacteria-laden hands. You know what? Poop fingers? Is that when you rushed him out of the house? Well, you know what? I feel like I was actually pretty kind that I didn't just, like, leap out of bed and say, get out right now. Yeah. that I didn't just like leap out of bed and say, get out right now. I let him stay, but I mean, God, I felt like I was just sleeping next to some giant animal or something.

And I just couldn't wait for him to leave the next day. I told him that I was running late for something and just got him out of there as fast as I could. He could have just forgot to wash his hands. You know, I have been drunk and remembered to wash my hands. This is a habit. Yeah, and either way, I mean, the hand washing aside, too, to do

that with the door open when you guys just met. I know some couples out there are like, we're so close, we do it on each other. That's how close we are. But for a lot of people, that's one thing you should hide from each other, you know? Close the door when you go to the bathroom. I mean, it's not like he's a horrible human being or something.

I mean, it's just I don't know how I... Thank you, Camden. I appreciate you telling me I'm not a horrible person. After all that, I kind of feel like it. Wow. Who is this? Oh, Camden, that's Josh. He's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

I'm an animal? Are you kidding me? He's been on the phone this whole time? Yeah, he has. Apparently he couldn't wait until we brought him into the conversation either. Oh, my God. Don't feel bad. This is stuff that he needs to learn about, Camden.

Oh, my God. It's not that big of a deal. What? It's completely natural. It's what? Everyone goes to the bathroom. We just were intimate with each other. Josh, I didn't say you couldn't go to the bathroom.

I don't need to witness it. What's with the not washing your hands? My hands weren't dirty. What? Did you not wipe? I know how to wipe myself and not get my hands dirty while doing it. There's a barrier there.

Josh, I thought for sure you were going to come on this phone and apologize profusely and say, oh, my God, I forgot. Or, oh, my God, I realized once I was already halfway through it that I hadn't shut the door and I didn't know what to do. No, I do apologize if Camden, you felt, you know, kind of bombarded by that and were disgusted by that. I am sorry that you felt that way. That was the way I was raised. My family, we all, you know, everyone poo-poos.

And we would just poo-poo the door open. It was never a big deal. Did you just say poo-poo? Yeah. Did you just call it poo-poo? Yeah, everybody poo-poos. I kind of like it now. Like, I don't know, Josh, the way you put it and you put it in those words, I'm like, yeah, it's not a big deal.

No, it's just a poo-poo. Yeah, it's just a poo-poo. It sounds like the title of one of my toddler's potty training books. Yeah. But let me ask you this. Does your toddler wash his hands after he goes potty? Absolutely. Okay, forget the hand-washing thing.

That's something that can change, sure. But, like, Camden, I wouldn't have a problem watching you poo-poo. Why do you keep saying it like that, Josh? That is never going to happen, okay? Not only because I wouldn't, but because I don't think we're going to see each other again. Oh, no! Seriously?

Because of a little poo-poo? You don't want to feed me again? Yeah, seriously, Josh, because of that, okay? I mean, no decent person would be okay with someone, like, taking a crap in front of them, all right? That is just how it is. Josh, is there any way that you could change? Like, you could be okay shutting the door while going to the bathroom? Honestly, I just thought I would show her how comfortable I was with her.

I mean, our conversation was so nice and so comfortable. Like, honestly, I don't mean to scare you with this language, but, like, it did kind of feel like we were, like, an old married couple. The way we just kind of conversed and, you know, had a good time talking. Well, I think you fast-forwarded the relationship

pretty far, and let's just fast-forward it to when maybe one of us is dead and we're not together anymore. You literally can't come back from this. I mean, you really liked this guy all the way up until that moment. Like, what if he promises to

never do it again and to always shut the door in your presence? Because I kind of am worried about what else is going to come out of this. You know what I'm saying? Like, he really is just like, look, this is just how it is. This is how my family is. Like, what other things do they do? Do they, like, drink off the milk carton right out of the fridge?

Like, I mean, what other habits are going to unfold in this scenario? And then he's going to just be like, what? That's how it is. That's what people do. Well, I don't drink out of the milk carton. I use glass. I put glasses on top of the dishwasher, plates on the bottom. That's industry standard.

And you can close the door while you go to the bathroom. You should add that to your list. Absolutely. Camden, if you give me another chance, I will close the door when I go to the bathroom. Camden, would you like to go on a second date with Josh? We will pay for it. Come on.

He promises to close the door. You guys could go over all of your boundary stuff on the next date. We'll pay for it. Come on. I'm actually waiting for her. She promises to close the door. God, I... You guys could go over all of your, like, boundary stuff at the next date. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, that sounds like an awesome date. Just discussing what you will and won't have in your life. Yeah. I gotta say, I feel like we've already been through a therapy session.

See? To me, it just might have been too much to own. I think it killed all potential romance. Aww. Yeah. I mean, I guess you can't really un-see or un-hear what happened. You're absolutely right. And this is, for me, you know, Josh, you're not a terrible guy.

I don't think that. I just, I kind of feel like maybe find someone else who's got the same kind of relaxed standards around those things as you do. And you'll be happier. Well, I'm really sorry to hear that, but you're probably right. Sorry, Josh. No second date for you. But thank you both for your time.

Appreciate it. Thank you. And before we let you go, Josh, can you just tell me what you call it one more time? You mean the poo-poo? Yes. Thank you. Broken Jubal in the morning. Move at 92.5.

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