Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Bad Hair Day

Episode Date: October 26, 2018

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Also, I've dated a few Taras, and Taras are always scary. Tara, how are you? Um, hi. Yep, scary. You sound scary. Oh, my God. I see what you're talking about, Jubal. Hang up, hang up you? Um, hi. Yep, scary. Sounds scary. Oh my god! I see what you're talking about, Jubal. Hang up, hang up! I'm not scary. We'll find out in a little while when we try to get this dude on the phone.

Before we get into what happened on your date, what's the name of the guy that you want to call today? Ben. Ben? Alright. And where'd you meet Ben? We met at a bar. Okay. That's a very old school way to meet people these days. I know. I know.

And did you approach him or the other way around? He came up to me first. Okay. And then when you guys met at the bar, is this a date you're talking about or did you guys actually go out and do something? We actually went out. We had just talked a little bit for the bar, kind of exchanged numbers. They're both a separate group.

Okay. Were you shocked when you actually got a call? I was. I really was. He texted me and I was like, oh my god. The guy from the bar texted me. Nice. Okay, so what did you guys do when you went out? We went to get tacos.

Nice. That's a good date. Who doesn't love tacos? Yeah. We were there for, I don't know, probably like five hours or so. It was a long date. That's a lot of tacos. Yeah. This wasn't tacos. You know, there was alcohol, too.

We had lots of drinks. Okay. Nice. And we were, like, talking about where we went to school and our families. And, I mean, like, we had a lot of same interests. Okay. It sounds like you guys were hitting it off. Yeah, definitely.

I thought it was going really great. And your email said that you guys actually went back to your house? Yeah, yeah. I asked him back to my place. And your email said that you guys actually went back to your house? Yeah, yeah. I asked him back to my place. And he was like, yeah, I'd love to. Yeah, I know. And then, you know, we got back and, you know, I gave him a tour

and, you know, we ended up in my room. Sorry, what? No, that's it. We're just waiting. That is funny. I'm all excited. Yeah. So you start making out in your bedroom, I'm guessing.

Yeah, we're like making out or whatever. And, you know, I felt like things, you know, were probably going to go to the next level. So I was like, I need to go to the bathroom. And when I came out, he wasn't in my room anymore. What? And. Where was he? He was putting on his shoes at the front door.

Okay, so this is when he left? Yeah, and I asked if everything was okay, and he said yeah, and he would text me when he got home, and he didn't really say anything else. Wow. Okay, so do you think anything could have happened in the time you guys were messing around, you went to the bathroom, came out, that would have made him have second thoughts? I'm not sure. I went back to my room and then it looked like my closet door was open, so maybe he did some snooping?

But other than that, I mean, nothing happened when I was with him. And you don't have, like, all of your boyfriend's clothes in your closet and it just dawned on him that you weren't single or something like that. I mean, I have, like, private things in there I wouldn't want him to see, but, like, you know, nothing out of the ordinary that I think that would like make someone immediately want to leave my house. Okay, so no dead bodies. Right. No, there's no dead bodies in my closet. Okay. So has he talked to you at all since he left? No, he didn't even text me that he was home. And yeah, I've been trying to get a hold of him and I just don't get it because it was like a really great day.

Do you think there's any chance that like you were moving too fast for him maybe that's it yeah it seemed like he was into it and things were going great but if he liked you and it was just that you're moving a little too fast you think he would at least respond to you and still talk to you right yeah yeah most guys that's the best moment when they think they're gonna get some so i don't know what scared him off yeah Yeah, I mean, I guess, like, if he's not used to that, maybe that would be a red flag for him. I don't know. I'm trying to put myself in his shoes to, like, figure out what went wrong. Yeah, yeah. It'd be a very rare dude if he's not used to that.

Yeah. But maybe, who knows, maybe he's a virgin or something like that and he got just scared and ran out of the house. That's true. Right. He didn't seem like he was very religious or anything or conservative on a date. But I mean. And I feel like if you spend like five hours with somebody and a full on makeout session, you know whether they're a virgin or not. Yeah.

He's a good kisser. Yeah, he was a great kisser. OK. All right. Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update. OK? OK. Sounds good.

All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. Everybody knows that the one thing you do as soon as somebody leaves you alone in their house is you start rifling through all of their personal things to see what kind of people they really are. Of course.

I do it to myself even when I'm home. I go through my own stuff, and I'm surprised by things all the time. Like, whoa, what's this stack of unpaid bills? What a deadbeat this guy is. Anyway, that's the situation that Tara, who's on the phone for a second date update right now, thinks she might be dealing with it. She went out with a dude named Ben. They hung out, went back to her place and they were making out in the bedroom. Seemed like it was going to lead to other places.

She got up to go to the bathroom. And then when she came out, he was already putting on his shoes and wanted to leave. And she thinks maybe he looked through her closet and might have seen something that he shouldn't have seen, although I don't know what that would be. But that's the only excuse that she can think of. And what do you think the item is that could have scared him in her closet? Do you have any idea? I honestly have no idea. Like, in my head, I think maybe there's, like, another girl.

I don't know. In the closet? Oh, you mean that he's actually. You have another girl in your closet? No, no, no. Because, yeah, that would be kind of scary. You know, you mean that maybe he was dating someone else and he had like a moment of being a conscious, moral person and that. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know. There's nothing in my closet that should make someone run to the hill. OK. Did he seem kind of weird when he was leaving? He got really quiet. So if I was in a relationship, you know, and maybe he felt like, oh, I'm near cheating and kind of like, you know, needed to get out of there. Yeah.

I think if you're on a date with somebody and making out in the back bedroom, you've crossed the line of cheating already, but whatever. Well, I'm going to dial this phone up right now and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Okay, cool. Okay. Hello? Hi, is this Ben?

Yeah, who's this? Ben, what's up, dude? How are you? This is Jubal from the radio show Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Sorry, who is this? Jubal from the radio show Brook and Jubal in the morning. Sorry, who is this? Jubal. From the radio show Brook and Jubal in the morning. Are you just trying to sell something? No. I'm not trying to sell anything.

Selling radios. No. I'm not trying to sell you anything. It's a radio show. And one of our listeners emailed us about you. That's why we're calling. Okay. It's somebody that you went on a date with.

That's weird. Okay. We do a segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Updates, where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not talking to them after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened.

And we got an email from Tara the other day. From Tara? Okay. You remember going out with Tara? Yeah, I mean, it was just like a one-day thing. Right. Yeah, she told us about your date.

What did she tell you guys? Well, she told us that you guys hung out, had some drinks and tacos, and then went back to her place and you started messing around a little bit, and then she got up

to go to the bathroom, and by the time she got out, you were, like, putting on your shoes and seemed kind of sketched out and were leaving. Yeah. She said that she thought you two were having a great time so she doesn't understand why you bailed

and then aren't calling her back. So she emailed you guys about that? Well, you weren't getting back to her. So, I mean, you could probably understand if someone bails with no word in the middle of a makeout session, you're going to wonder what happened. So she went through all that.

She emailed you guys. I mean, I don't know. That sounds kind of desperate, right? I mean, yeah, maybe she is a little desperate, but regardless, she liked you a lot. Did you not like her? No, I'm not really into her. What?

Any particular reason? I mean, it just kind of, it got weird when we got back to her place. So everything was good up until her place? Yeah, I didn't have any idea about, like, I don't know. I don't feel, like, safe, like, telling y'all. You don't feel safe telling us? You're safe, bro.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's, like, the smartest thing for me. Why? What? I mean, I left for, like, a really, like, specific reason. You know if it's the smartest thing for me. Why? What? I mean, I left for a really specific reason. Yeah, that was the thing that was confusing to me about her story was you're hanging out with her for so long. You go back to her place. You guys are messing around. Clearly, you liked her at a certain point, and then you just bounced.

Yeah. I mean, it's kind of hard to say. Should she know what it is? Are you baffled that she doesn't know why you left? I mean, I think she has some idea. I doubt I'm the first person to, like, kind of not be into that. Not be into it? Oh, okay, so she's into freaky stuff.

I don't know what she's really into. I don't feel, like, comfortable talking about it. Okay, well, look, whenever anybody agrees to do one of these second date updates, we always tell them that they might hear something that they're not going to like. So she's prepared to hear whatever the reason is. I don't know about this one. I don't know if she wants me telling everyone this. Well, I mean, we told her, like, she knows that her dirty laundry could be aired.

So if you're telling me she's into some weird stuff she's fully prepared to put that out there i mean we warned her okay yeah i mean if she's okay with hearing whatever then yeah i'll tell you sweet gosh i'm dying to know yeah me too so i was just like sitting there while she was in the restroom kind of like looked around i saw a like on her nightstand there's this thing that looked like it was kind of half under her lamp. And it looked like she was trying to hide it. So I grab it, and it's this checklist. Okay.

And on the top of it, it said, things to get. Things to get. Like her grocery store list or something. Yeah, it's real different than that. Okay, what are the things that she needs to get that freaked you out? So it had, like, long blonde. And it and we have like a check mark next to it and then it like said short black and had like another check mark next to that so i'm looking at this thing and i'm thinking this is weird like what's happening here like and then the next one was um said short men's brown and there was like

nothing after it was just like blank she's talking about hair yeah yeah so you know that's what i was thinking too right like maybe she's a hairstylist or there's like a wig that she's i don't know she's just collecting hair i don't know it's because i have short brown hair so i'm thinking okay and there's like weird coincidence. And then I open the nightstand and it's like these bags of hair. So it got me thinking. She had bags of hair in her nightstand? What?

Like how big? Like gallon-sized bags. Oh, my God. You think she was going out with you to try to harvest your hair? She's going to shave you in the middle of the night, bro. Dude, I think she was trying to get my hair. What? Oh, my Jesus. What? She's going to shave you in the middle of the night. Dude, I think she was trying to get my hair. What? Oh my jeez.

What? There's no way. There's got to be some logical explanation for this. You think you went out with a psycho hair collector? I mean, that's what

those bags were, right? So it just really freaked me out. She was obviously hiding that list. And then like these were, you know, these bags of hair were just sitting there.

And I don't know, I kind of got some creepy vibes from her just as a person but i thought she was hot so i went back to her place and that's how she gets your hair which happened to all the other men too if i went back to a chick's house and there were bags of human hair there i would have a few questions i kind of i feel you on that yeah so i kind of just got out of there. I can't believe you didn't ask her about them. No, you don't want to make her angry. You don't want to make her angry? I wouldn't be able to hold that in.

I would be freaking out and yelling at her from the bedroom to the bathroom. Like, what is going on? I wanted to live another day, so I left. Okay. Well, Ben, I do have to tell you something, though. She's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you.

What? Yeah. Yeah. And now we're all scared. Tara, are you still there? Yeah, Ben. This is Tara. Why are you laughing?

You're laughing here, lady. That's even more psycho. Crazy. No, I can't believe this. Like, you have it all wrong and completely jumped to conclusions. Like, I don't know why you didn't ask me. You want to talk about this? You want to tell everyone about your bag?

I mean, yeah. The checklist you saw was for hair. Like, that is correct. Okay, so you do collect hair. The bags in the nightstand are hair. Okay. Yeah, it's sounding worse. And you're so happy about it.

No, it's funny. It's funny to me because I sound like a murderer on the radio. I am not a murderer. What are you doing with bags of hair? No, I make hair dolls, and I sell them on Etsy. Hair dolls? What? And I know that's weird.

So I have a couple friends who work at salons and was thinking like okay they're just throwing it out what if i use them to like kind of be artistic and make art and make like a silly thing people ended up loving them and i make pretty good money doing it so you make dolls out of hair just hair dolls yeah and people are obsessed with them okay Wait, hold on. Okay, now it still sounded creepy to me. It just got creepier, actually. Somehow you went from being a murderer creepy to now you're just somebody who sits in your house and makes hair dolls. I mean,

if you make the money I make doing them, you do it too. What is a hair doll? Is it like you're just putting hair on a doll, or is it all out of hair? It's all out of hair. You know, it's kind of like a corn husk doll, but it's like with hair. Okay, that's like a voodoo hair doll. That's kind of weird.

It's not voodoo. I don't make it for voodoo purposes. So maybe I'm doing it. Are you trying to get my hair for a hair doll? That's not a list for you. That was not you. You just happen to have short brown hair. Like, I just needed like a shorter hair for the dollar making. And I needed

to tell my friend that I needed that. I mean, it just seems weird that you keep all this hair in your drawer and that you're collecting it and selling it. I mean, yeah, that does sound really weird, but like, I'm not lying about it. You know, like I can give you my friend Shannon's number. She's the main girl I get the hair from. Oh, my God. I mean, I'm not, like, trying to take your hair and, you know, put voodoo spells on you. I promise you I'm not doing that. No, I mean, that's fine. Like, I don't think you're lying about this, but the truth isn't, like, better.

Yes, it is bad. I mean, kind of. I'm not saying it's not weird. It's very weird. But, I mean, that of. I'm not saying it's that weird. It's very weird. But, I mean, it's how I make extra income. I went on two vacations last year with this money I made with these hair dolls. What kind of people are buying hair dolls made out of a stranger's hair? I don't know.

I have no idea. People that like your hair dolls. Are they cute? You promised that you weren't trying to harvest Ben's hair. Like, you didn't see him when you're out at the bar, and you're like, that's exactly what I need for my next hair doll. Must get him back to my place. No, I'm not a creepy hair witch.

I don't try to find hair victims. I literally just tell my friends in the salon, like, hey, if you have this, let me know. I've never, ever gone out with anyone that specializes in making hair dolls. Well, why don't you expand your horizons a little bit, Ben? Would you like to go out with Tara again on a second date? We will pay for it. No, I think I'm good, guys.

This whole thing is kind of creeping me out. It's weird. Come on, Ben. Are you sure? It's a hobby. Everybody has weird hobbies. I can give you my Etsy shop, and you can look at them and see how ridiculous they are. No, I get what the hair dolls are. I'm really cool. I don't see these hair dolls. I don't really want a hair doll.

I don't need to know any more about these hair dolls. I think I'm good. Thank you. Okay, well, then I will ask you, since we're kind of friends a little bit now, maybe you could donate, you know, let me know when you get your next haircut. So you are still trying to get his hair. You're still trying to get my hair. No, no, absolutely not. You have a great set of hair, Ben. Deal with it.

Thank you. I'm going to keep it. Maybe Brooke and Jubal would want to donate, Ben. Absolutely. I've been hoping somebody would make a doll out of my hair for years. Nobody's ever taken me up on it, though. I'll give you a 10% commission. All right. Sweet. I'll send you all my hair doll out of my hair for years. Nobody's ever taken me up on it, though. Sweet. I'll give you a 10% commission. All right. Sweet.

I'll send you all my hair. All of my body hair. You get it, Tara. Broken Jubal in the morning. Okay, now I'm starting to get scared because a lot of people texting in at 78592 say they've been searching Etsy for hair dolls and have found nothing. Uh-oh. Is she really making hair dolls or something else?

It's Broken Jubilant in the morning. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Tara wanted to call this dude named Ben. And Ben found a bunch of hair in her place and like a list for hair that she needed. His type of hair was also on the list. So it creeped him out. That's why he wasn't calling her back. But she claimed it's just a hobby.

And she uses the hair to make hair dolls that she sells on Etsy. I immediately searched it on Etsy, too, and the closest thing I could find was a Japanese woman who is making dolls with real human hair. But not a hair doll. Not dolls made out of human hair. I don't think that. Dude. Yes. So anyway, Ben was worried that she was just trying to harvest his hair, so he didn't want to go out with her again. And from all of our research in the last couple minutes, I think Ben made the right choice.

No, I feel really naive. I was defending her. If you want to do a second date update, remember, you can just email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money

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