Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Bathroom Break

Episode Date: January 9, 2019

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we spend the time trying to figure out what could have possibly gone wrong on the date. But apparently today is a little different because Shayna's on the phone and her date went fine, but something weird happened days after the date. And I don't know what it is yet, so we'll let her explain. Shayna, how are you? Hi, guys. How are you? Not too bad. So your email said something weird happened after your date. So it did, but let me give you a little bit of a background story about the date first.

Okay. What's the dude's name, first of all? Oh, his name is Eric. Eric, all right. Where'd you guys meet? We met on a dating website, and we really connected, and we really just clicked. And he told me that he had some kids. Okay. Were they his, or was he just saying, like, hey, I grabbed some kids told me that he had some kids. Okay.

Were they his? Or was he just saying like, hey, I grabbed some kids. Yeah, I got a bunch of kids if you want one. No, he said, you know, they're his kids. You know, whatever. Okay, that's good. But you're cool with that? You're open to dating a dad?

Yeah, I'm totally open to dating the dad bod and everything. Yeah. You know, I dated some dads before. They had a couple kids. So it's not really a big deal for me. And it's not new territory either. Yeah, it's not new territory. I'm kind of used to it.

So the date went great. He took me to a lovely dinner. We laughed a lot and we had a great time. So by the end of the day, I invited him back to my house. So all we did was make out. That's all we did. And we had a great time. Okay. So by the end of the day, I invited him back to my house. Mm-hmm. So all we did was make out. That's all we did, and we had a great time, and he just left,

which I thought was really respectful and great, and I was really looking forward to hearing from him again. Yeah, and it sounds like you would. Yeah. Oh, of course. And actually, I did hear from him, but that's the whole part that's very strange.

Okay, so you guys just made out at the house, and then he hit you up a few days later and told you he was pregnant, didn't he? And actually, I did hear from him, but that's the whole part that's very strange. Okay, so you guys just made out at the house, and then he hit you up a few days later and told you he was pregnant, didn't he? What? That is a strange thing. That would be very weird. No, so it took him about two days to call me back. Okay. But the weird thing is, when he called me, he said, hey, can I come on by?

And I was like, yeah, I'm around. And he said, can I come on by? And I was like, yeah, I'm around. And he said, can I come on by to use your restroom? So I don't know why he said I need to use your bathroom, but he said I really need to use the bathroom. So wait, so like he was in your neighborhood and he had an emergency bathroom situation? No, I mean, I'm thinking that this is code, that he wants to come over and like hook up or he wants to come see me because he hasn't

talked to me for two days. Yeah, it's usually code for hook up. I am driving and I really have to use the bathroom badly. Can I stop by your place? Usually means let's hook up. I don't know. Like weird code, right? But I'm thinking it's code. Who knows? It didn't sound like it was an emergency. So

he kind of just said, hey, can I come use your bathroom? And I kind of just took it and he came over and. And did you guys hook up or did he just use the bathroom? Or both. Or yeah. He literally just used the bathroom. Oh. And then he left?

And he left. Wait, what did he say? Like he didn't use that opportunity to ask you out again or anything? No, he was like, thank you so much. He was very nice, but he, like, took off. Okay. So that's the point. Like, I'm very confused.

Have you guys talked much since he used your bathroom? No, it's been four days. So now I'm like, oh, my gosh. So he just stopped by and used the bathroom and then nothing. I mean, he stayed for a couple minutes it's not like I just didn't listen to him because that's really weird to do we've heard of people being used for a lot of things like money job opportunities never just a restroom yeah it's really weird right it's not just weird to me so have you

tried to call him I haven't tried to call him I don't know if I should it's just a little awkward now yeah and I was waiting him for him to call him? I haven't tried to call him. I don't know if I should. It's just a little awkward now. Yeah. And I was waiting for him to call me and nothing was wrong. I just got home from work. My house was clean. I looked nice. This might be a first. You know, you hear people getting friend zoned after a first date, but you got rest stop zoned, bathroom zoned. I've never heard of that before, but apparently he just wants you to be his bathroom buddy. Who does that to somebody?

He didn't accidentally stink up your restroom or something and now he's embarrassed. I mean, I don't know. I did not go right into there to check it out because that's gross. Yeah.

First of all. And second of all, I thought he was going to actually stay and talk a little bit and he didn't. And he left and it was awkward and he has not called me. Okay.

Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update, okay? Thanks. All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us,

Shayna, who's on the phone to get a second date update today has given me a great idea i have a really really weak bladder and it's hard for me to drive a mile without him to stop to use the bathroom but i've got exes all over the place so now i'm just gonna start calling any of my exes just to say hey can i stop by your house and use the bathroom real quick because shana went out on a date with a dude named eric everything went fine but then a few days later she got a call from him saying he was in the neighborhood and he wanted to use her bathroom. He stopped by, used the bathroom, and left, and that's the last time she's heard from him. That is so

rude if he really isn't interested in dating you again. Weird. Rude. I think rude. Like, who does that? Find a gas station. Yeah. And you're a dude. You can literally pee anywhere. In the car, even. You can find an alley, and it's fine. It's weird and annoying, and I heard you guys do this a dude. You can literally pee anywhere. In the car, even. You can find an alley, and it's fine. It's weird and annoying, and I heard you guys do this a lot, so I don't know.

I mean, it could be me, and that's why I kind of want to pick his brain, and you guys should pick his brain and see what's up. Maybe it's me. Who knows? Well, we'll get him on the phone now and see if we can figure it out. I'm going to dial this number. Here we go. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Eric, please? This is Eric. Eric, how are you, man? This is Jubal from the radio show, Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, who? Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. You're calling me from a radio show? Yes. Is this some kind of prank or something?

No, no, actually it isn't. I'm Jubal from the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, and you're Eric from dating a girl named Shana and using her bathroom after. Is that correct? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. So you know Shana? Yes. Kind of. So you know Shana? Yes.

Kind of. Okay. Sorry. I'm just trying to catch up here. So Shana told you something about me in a bathroom? Yeah, kind of. We do a segment on our show. It's called The Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. And Shana emailed us because she told us you guys had a really nice date,

and she really enjoyed hanging out with you and thought you were a great dude. Wow, okay. And then she also told us how a few days after your date, you just hit her up to use her bathroom, and then you went over there, used her bathroom, and haven't talked to her since. Oh, my God. I can't believe she told you that. Wait, the bathroom part or the date part? Well, to be honest, either, but especially the bathroom part.

I mean, that's a little personal. Well, she's just confused, you know? She said that you guys had a really nice time, you went back to her place and made out, and then you don't really talk to her. Then you stop by, you use the bathroom, and you're gone. I'd be confused. Yeah, I guess I have to admit that is a little bit odd. I mean, hey, I really liked her too.

I'm at least happy to hear that she had a good time. I mean, we definitely hit it off right away. So why wouldn't you use your bathroom break as the opportunity to ask her out again? I mean, that's the perfect opportunity. Yeah, yeah, I guess so. But I just had a lot going on. Oh, are you in a relationship? No. Oh, no, no. No, no, I guess so, but I just had a lot going on. Oh, are you in a relationship?

No, oh, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. No relationship? Is that what you do? You just find women looking to date you, and then you just use their bathroom like some kind of maniac? And that's your thing? Yeah. No, I can safely say that I've never done this before, and I'm definitely not a maniac, I promise. I'm a pretty normal guy, actually.

So wait, did you actually just have a bathroom emergency, or did you want to see her again and then chicken out at the last second? Oh, gosh. This is pretty personal. Going back to her place, everything was great. Um, it just happened to coincide with some personal stuff for me at the time. Why haven't you told her that? Uh, it's kind of one of those topics that, um, it's a hard thing to broach with someone

you don't know super well. I can't decide if I'm more interested in what you didn't tell her or why you used her bathroom. Do the two go together? Yeah. You didn't want to tell her you have IBS or something? No, thankfully, that's not the issue. Look, I've got two kids. I love my kids, but I'm not looking to have any more in the future, regardless of whoever it is that I meet, Shana or anyone else. I can't believe that I'm telling you this. I don't want to have kids in the future so badly that I made sure to handle it medically. Oh, so you cut the whole thing off?

No. So you've been snipped. You've been. What's that procedure called? You got a vasectomy. It's a vasectomy. Yes. I decided to get a vasectomy and it is a very personal thing for me.

And I mean, to be frank, the fact that I'm even sharing this right now is not something I would normally do. But why not call her back, though? I mean, did you do it in her bathroom like a home one or something? Do you think it's awkward now? You really did cut it off? It is a quick procedure. I didn't just a couple minutes i mean i'm good with my hands but i don't think i can perform a self vasectomy i'm so confused though so you had a vasectomy a lot of men have had vasectomies like okay so let me just explain i had the procedure the week that I met Shana.

So they make sure that things are working by having you give a sample. And my sample was contaminated, and they said that I had to wait and give another sample, so I did. And by the time that my second sample came through all the bathrooms were full everything was being used and there was nowhere to go and they said that we need the sample right now so what you need to do is go somewhere nearby and give your sample that's what you were doing in the bathroom and that's when you went to her house you went to her house to you know I know I know it't my first choice, but I'm telling you, she lives very close to the hospital.

There was no other place nearby. I looked for a gas station. It wasn't there. Oh, my God. And I was out of options. I mean, it's weird, but I feel like that's a better option than doing that in the gas station bathroom. Thank you.

Someone else is probably doing it already. I mean, yeah, exactly. You got a long line of people waiting to do that anyway. But wait, you guys, besides him doing, okay. Why does this have anything to do with whether or not you'll go out with her again, though? No, no, no. I really would love to see Shane again. I had a great time, but it just didn't seem like the right time, if you know what I mean.

Yeah. You didn't want to tell her why you were in the bathroom. Sorry, I had to take care of myself real quick. I could see how that would be a weird conversation. Remember when I stopped by your bathroom the other day? I can't remember. Only for a few minutes. It's normally longer than that.

Normally it takes me longer than that. Honestly, I am surprised that he could get that done with the amount of pressure that must have been on you in that bathroom. A lot of focus. Yeah. Oh, that sample was coming whether we liked it or not. Well, guess what? Whether you like it or not, Eric, Shana is on the other line listening and I'm sure wants to talk to you now. Or wants to clean her bathroom.

Did you just say Shana's listening to this? Yes, I did. Unless you hung up. Shana, are you still thereana's listening to this? Yes, I did. Unless you hung up. Shana, are you still there? Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am here. I hope you scrubbed your bathroom. Oh, my God.

Jeez. Oh, my God. Shana, I'm so weird. I'm so sorry. You weren't supposed to know any of that. I was planning on telling you in my own way, in my own time. Oh, God, this is embarrassing. Listen, I had a really good time with you. I had such a good time on our date.

And in the bathroom. In my bathroom. I'm sorry about that. I really had no other option. If I could have done anything else, I would have, I promise you. I just didn't feel like that was the best time to explain the whole thing. So I thought if I just got out and made sure everything was working right, then I could call you and we could have a second date and I could explain. So you want a second date after you **** off in my bathroom? If we could view the **** off as more of a medical thing than a weird thing. It wasn't a pleasure one, you know?

Like, there's all kinds of different ones. There's stress ones. There's anxiety ones. What? Is it all the same? There's pleasure ones. There's medical ones. No, they're all different, you know?

I don't think that's true. It all has the same outcome, Jubal, no matter what the purpose is. Well, usually. Yeah, I'm telling you, it is purely medical and nothing else. There was nothing weird or creepy about it, I promise you. So, what were you thinking about then? Oh, um, you mean, what was I thinking about? That's an awkward question.

That is so awkward. It's my bathroom, I have the right to know. What were you thinking about? Um, I was thinking about you you liar that's kind of creepy though actually yeah it would have been better to say i was picked up one of the last weeklies you had laying next to the toilet on your phone i just feel like being honest right now is going to be the best thing for me since i'm kind of in a weird position so i just i'm just telling you the truth i understand i just wish you were a little bit more honest.

I mean, it's been four days. I know. I know. I know. I just couldn't figure out how to do it over the phone. This isn't something you just text someone, you know, so I just want to be sure. Okay, wait, though. Shana, are you cool with him having a vasectomy, him not wanting kids anymore?

I mean, I guess he should have talked to me, but I know it was only one date, so I understand that that's your personal business. To be honest, I've been planning this for a while, and it just so happened that it coincided with this great date that we had. Well, it's good to hear that you planned it. You didn't just do it on a whim.

I was driving by the place, and I thought, why not? You got any specials today? Two for one? You guys really aren't helping this situation at all. I don't think you helped. Well, you did help yourself out, but you know what I mean. Why go silent though, Eric? Why not at least talk to her?

I mean, you don't have to have that conversation right away, but why didn't you just hit her up and plan a date? You're right. You're right. That is definitely what I should have done. I wasn't thinking super clearly, but I wanted to make sure that everything was right before we moved forward.

And, you know, Shana, I had such a good time with you. I would love to see you again if you'd be into that. Shana, would you like to go on a second date with Eric? We'll pay for it. I'm kind of intrigued, so kind of leaning towards a yes. Well, that's good for him because he's going to have to give a couple more samples

before this thing is all over. She's leaning towards it, Eric. Is there anything you can say to get an absolute yes from her? Well, I think you'd be happy to know that everything works. I'm snipped. Hey!

No more samples in the bathroom, huh? No, you still have to check Like 60 or 90 days later After so many times I didn't know that I promise When it's time to check again I won't check

In your bathroom I'll check in my place Not yours You know that's Really Very weirdly And strangely Very sweet

As far as these go Yeah that is probably One of the sweetest things We've ever heard I will not Touch myself in your bathroom again. Well, congratulations, Shana. You got a second date.

Eric, I'm glad everything's working out for you down there. Yeah, thank you, I guess. I'm just excited you might get to see that bathroom again. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble.

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may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon,

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