Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: BBQ Sauce Finger

Episode Date: January 14, 2019

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described herself in her email as a real guy's girl. So probably means she's into things like chugging Cosmos and spinning a nice Saturday afternoon updating her Pinterest page or reading Kardashian blogs. It's the kind of stuff that guy's girls do. Or maybe I'm a girl's guy. I don't know. But Cassidy, does that describe you as a guy's girl? Absolutely not. Oh.

Yeah. I figured. I don't think it describes any woman, whether you're a guy's girl or not. I'm sure there definitely are women that are into that. But you call yourself a guy's girl. And the guy you went out with, you said he was a typical guy's guy, so that's good. Hey. Yeah, no, I really liked him.

I thought we had hit it off pretty well. And is that how you sell yourself? I mean, I assume you met on a dating app. Oh, yeah. We definitely met online. I'm not going to meet real people in real life anymore. I want to make sure my assumption was right on. I mean, is that how you sell yourself on the dating app, too?

I mean, yeah. I mean, it's definitely, like, pictures of me, like, playing sports. But anyway, I met him online, and he had suggested we go out to dinner at this, like, really nice restaurant. And I just thought that was so lame. Like, I can't think of a worse way to get to know someone is, like, going to dinner. Like, I just, I don't know. Really? Did you tell, wait, did you tell him that before you guys went out, or did you just,

you know, rag on it the entire dinner? No, I was like, if you do that, I just probably won't show up. Like, can we do something else? All right. That's messed up. So, I'm guessing you did something else then. We did, yeah. Well, I was just like, you get anxious, so it's good to have, like, an activity to do, right? So I suggested we go off-roading on ATVs. Okay.

That's a fun date, an expensive date, but a fun date. I mean, Groupon works wonders, so. Okay. Yeah, so I found, like, this property where we could ride our ATVs around, like, for an hour, and he seemed, he was super, like, excited about that, which I thought was a good sign. Yeah, that sounds fun. Yeah, we had so much fun.

I mean, like, we were very playful. We were, like, kicking mud on each other, which doesn't sound sexy, but it was. Yeah. Was there any, like, moments where you guys kissed or anything? No, we didn't kiss. I wanted to, but also there was, like, mud all over my face. I think there were a few moments, you know.

I'm just shocked he didn't pull the, like, whole, let me wipe that off your face, oops, now I'm kissing you moment. I know, right? I mean, he did this weird thing with my forehead. He, like, pressed my forehead down, and I don't know if that worked. Yeah, that sounds strange, whatever he did with your forehead. Maybe he was trying, and he didn't quite get it right. Is that all you guys did was ride atvs no so we were so hungry afterwards and we like went down to this barbecue place down the road but it that's kind of when it went a little

you know well what happened okay so basically the waiter was like definitely hitting on me like the entire date and it was so rude. It was really uncomfortable, and the energy definitely shifted, and I was like, oh, no. We're having such a good time, and I'm not interested in this waiter at all, but I also don't want to be rude to him because he's going to spit in our food. So the waiter was hitting on you the whole time, and the guy you went out with, his name's Dean, is that what he said? Yeah, Dean. Dean, all right. And so did he seem upset you the whole time, and the guy you went out with, his name's Dean, is that what he said? Yeah, Dean.

Dean, all right. And so did he seem upset by the whole thing? He just was, like, he was definitely, like, not happy, and, like, he kind of, like, wasn't as talkative. And I was kind of like, what's up with this waiter? And he just was like, I don't know. Oh, so he just got cold and short after everything. Yeah, he did. He got so, like, it was almost, like, my fault that the waiter hit on me, you know?

Yeah. It's not your fault. And some dudes might take it as a compliment. Like, if a waiter was hitting on a girl I was out with, I'd be like, oh, yeah, awesome. But she's out with me, you idiot. But I can also see why he's a little, like, upset about it. Like, she didn't tell the waiter to stop. Who cares?

Don't you think that's a red flag? I don't know. I don't. I barely know the guy. So I really wanted to give it a second chance. And so basically he goes up to pay the bill. And that's when this fricking waiter who can't take a hint, like asked me for my number. Shut up.

Oh, wow. He didn't. Ultra aggressive. And it is so obvious when people are on a date. Yeah. Yeah. Like I literally like, I even like reached over and like held Dean's hand like on the table, like while the waiter was like trying to hit on me. And I was like, seriously? So like, I even, like, reached over and, like, held Dean's hand, like, on the table, like, while the waiter was, like, trying to hit on me.

And I was like, seriously? So did you give him your number? Obviously not, dude. No. Okay, because I was like, that might be a reason he's not calling you back if you did give him your number. No, I was really fed up at this point. I was like, you're kind of being, like, a block of sorts, sir. And I was clearly on a date. And no, I don't want to give block of sorts, sir. And I clearly on a date.

And no, I don't want to give you my number. Then I looked up and I saw that Dean like saw the whole thing happening. And so now I'm like, oh, does he think that I like did give the waiter my number? And then we got into the car and it was just like so awkward. And I was like so bummed and not returning any of my calls or texts. I'm like wondering maybe that's why. Okay. Yeah, that's a bad start. Yeah, maybe it's not so much that the waiter was hitting

on you, but maybe he does think that you gave the waiter your number. And that's an understandable reason not to call somebody back. Totally. Yeah, and I definitely didn't and I didn't bring it up because I was like, I feel like that's just going to make me sound guiltier. So I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen, I guess. I don't know. What a weird guy. It's a real bummer, though, because

I really liked him and I really thought we hit it off and I want to kill this waiter. We'll play a song and come back and call him and get your second date update, okay? Alright, thanks so much. Alright, hang on. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update.

If you're just joining us for today's Second Date Update, Cassidy is on the phone, and she wants to call a dude named Dean. They went out ATVing, which sounds like a fun date, and then after that they went to go get barbecue. And the only thing that she can think of as to why she's not getting a call back is that the waiter was hitting on her nonstop while she was on a date. And then when her date got up to go pay, the waiter actually asked for her phone number she didn't give it to him

but she thinks that Dean the guy she went out with might have thought she actually did give her number to the waiter so we're gonna get him on the phone and find out if that's what went wrong and if it turns out Cassidy that he was just simply jealous that the waiter was hitting on you do you still want to date with him honestly probably not kind of a Kind of a major red flag. Right, right. But I could see, like, the phone number thing, if he got confused and makes sense. The phone number is fine. But if anything else like that's not cool.

Right. Okay. Well, I'm going to dial his phone number right now and get him on the phone and see if we can figure it out, okay? Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Dean? This is Dean.

Dean, what's up, man? How are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. Okay. How's it going? I'm doing okay, man. How are you guys doing?

Not too bad. We're good. Yeah. All right. That's it. See you later. Bye. Have're good. Yeah. All right. That's it. See you later. Bye. Have a good one.

Just checking in. Mental health check. Take care, Dean. Well, that was weird. Dean, you have any reason why I'm calling you? I haven't the foggiest. Okay. I'm calling you because we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. Have you heard that before or heard of it?

I think I've heard of it. I don't listen to the radio that much. Alright. Well, basically, it's where if you go out on a date with somebody and don't call them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. And we got an email from somebody named Cassidy. Oh, man.

And Cassidy told us about your date, how you guys had fun going off-roading, and then you went to a barbecue place. But now you're not calling her back, and she's confused. Look, yeah, we had fun leading up to it. But, like, to be honest, I've never been – I've never had a moment on a date before where I was, like, instantly turned off.

Instantly turned off. So you know the exact moment that you decided you didn't want to go out with her. Yeah, I could tell you the exact moment. So we went to like a barbecue place, and the food was good and everything, and the service wasn't

super great, but you know, she ordered like a big plate of wings like barbecue wings yeah instant turn off no like like no barbecue's awesome but she got this this big plate of wings and she was doing that thing where like she kept playing with her phone while she was eating but like and that's whatever but like she had barbecue sauce all over her hands and then would like grab her phone and then would get the barbecue sauce all over the phone screen and then like put the phone down and then keep eating the wings and then pick her phone

up and like every time she picked it up it it was like. Ew. Gross. It was nauseating. Like, real, real gross. And, dude, she was, like, wiping the barbecue sauce on her pants. She never used a napkin, not once. Okay. So, wait. You were upset that she was using her phone during your date. You're upset that she got her phone all greasy with barbecue sauce.

I'm upset that she's a barbecue monster. Like, she just had, like, barbecue sauce all over her hands, her pants. Like, at one point, she, like, reached out to, like, hold my hand, and there was, like, barbecue sauce on her hand, and it, like, got barbecue sauce all over my hand. All right. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of gross. Like, if you're at a barbecue place, get some wet naps. Clean it up a little bit.

There were ample napkins. Like, there's not an excuse for that. Yeah. It was a thousand barbecue places, right? You make it sound like she was literally bathing in barbecue sauce by your description. You know, whatever. I don't kink shame, like i i don't know man so it was the barbecue sauce that's the reason you're not calling her back

it was just gross man like i'm not a stickler for like manners or like you know whatever but it was just gross that is. If you can't handle wiping barbecue sauce off of yourself, like, I can't trust your hygiene in other ways. You know what I mean? Okay. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, it could tell something about their character as far as hygiene goes.

Yeah. Well, Dean, thank you for being honest and telling us why you're not calling her back. I appreciate that. No worries. Yeah. Also, she's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. I should have told you that. No worries. Also, she's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. I should have told you that.

My God. Are you kidding me right now? No, I'm not. Cassidy, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, no. First of all, who says ample wet nap?

What a loser. That's your comeback? Who says ample wet nap? What a loser. Wait, what? That's what you're doing? That's your comeback is who says ample wet naps? Yeah, he sounds like such a loser. I said ample napkins. Ample's a word. You could look it up. It's a common word in the vernacular.

Oh, I know it's a word. I have a college degree. That's also a word. Seriously? Barbecue sauce? How old people see wings? They're gutting down all over you. You wet your hands with pumpkin.

Why would I wipe my hands between each wing? That's stupid. She has a point there. I mean, that's a lot of wiping. No one expects you to wipe your hands after every bite, but, like, don't touch your phone and smear barbecue sauce all over the phone. Like, eat a few wings and then wipe your hands and then use your phone like there's a there's an order why were you counting how many wings i was eating what it was like i was on a

date with rain man why are you counting my wings it's my phone that's why god's whole case is i feel like only rain man would want to go on another date with you that's not the only guy that wanted to date with me uh The waiter wanted to date me very clearly and you said nothing. What kind of man? I was clearly uncomfortable. You didn't say anything. You just sat there eating your ribs with a fork and knife like some kind

of toddler at a tea party. I was like, who the hell is this guy? Hey, Mazel Tov, you guys can have a great barbecue sauce date together. Like, you and this waiter can just drench each other in barbecue sauce and, like, slide around in it like slugs. It'll be a really great date.

That is such an image. That sounds fun, actually. That is such an image. Your phone probably has poop on it. Your phone has poop on it. You look like someone that does, like, the crossword while they take a shit, like some kind of loser. Where did that come from?

All of this very aggressive for barbecue sauce accusations, you guys. Barbecue sauce. That's so aggressive. Like, it's so stupid. You're not going to date me because of barbecue sauce? Like, that's so dumb. Yeah. Sorry I have manners and I was raised the right way.

It's crazy. I know. Your phone has poop on it. I don't want to tape on it. Your phone has poop on it. You're smearing barbecue sauce on everything. Your phone has poop on it. Mature, mature. Yeah, you're not a man. You're like, he was like going on a date with like a little boy. And I don't like little

boys. I like men. Oh, yes, yes. Yes, the finger painting on her phone person and wiping her hands on her pants is telling me i'm a little boy it's a cell phone who cares if it gets dirty like that's what it's gonna be it's out in the world like i'm sorry we can have dinner at the icu where everything is sanitized every five seconds like we'll feed you pudding and i'll put a bib on you and i'll put a surgical mask on me and it'll be so erotic. That sounds like a hot second date.

What is happening? Like, from barbecue slugs to this, I am like... Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I was going on a date with Mr. OxyClean. I mean, like, I don't even know you're wearing a white turtleneck. Who wears a white turtleneck to go muddy? What an idiot. You're right. I'm Mr. OxyClean.

Billy Mays here, totally turned off by the barbecue sauce kind of do sound like billy mays actually are you billy mays dean i'm a ghost of billy mays not wanting to go on another date with her three lovely payments for 1999 you know what i would rather go out with billy mays than you any day of the week probably you bleach a wound or something now we're talking about too much about billy mays dean would you like to go out with Billy Mays than you any day of the week. He probably used bleach as lube or something. Now we're talking too much about Billy Mays. Dean, would you like to go out with Cassidy

on a second date? We'll pay for it. No. She's single, fellas. Wow. I don't think I want to be involved with a guy who has an intimate relationship

with his box of detergent. So, yeah, I'm going to say hard pass. So both of you guys are saying no then. No second date. Oh, man of detergent. So, yeah, I'm going to say hard pass. So both you guys are saying no, then. No second date. Oh, man. All right. Well, thanks, Cassidy.

I'm collecting hand sanitizer. Okay. All right. Well, good luck, you guys. Hopefully you can find somebody that matches your lifestyle. Too clean, too dirty. Somebody dirty enough for you, Cassidy, and someone who's clean but has poop on their phone like you, Dean.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, sounds like she needs to date somebody with a few less teeth and even less manners. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. If you didn't hear it, Dean wasn't calling this girl named Cassidy back because at dinner she had barbecue sauce all over her hands and was, like, grabbing her phone and not wiping her hands off and it was just disgusting I guess. At one point

she even tried to hold his hand without ever using a napkin to wipe off the barbecue sauce and it was a huge turn off for Dean. Just sloppy nasty barbecue sauce everywhere and she wasn't cleaning her hands at all. I didn't think it was that big of a deal and everybody's texting in that she's country trash

and then I realized I am also country trash. So maybe that's why I did a polly. That is my roots. I don't know. Some country trash that's just like her that doesn't care if there's barbecue sauce everywhere. Absolutely. I'll go hang out with her. She accused him of being a germaphobe, and he thought she just had bad table manners

and didn't want to go out with her again. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Brooke and Jubal's direct deposit is up to $1,200 now. They're calling out a name in just a few minutes at 8 o'clock. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. I'm Bumble. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it.

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