Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Blocked By Snowflake

Episode Date: November 16, 2018

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I get emails all the time from people asking. I really should start checking my emails because I don't check that much, you know, but I get so many emails from like SugarMama17, XXX saying like I'm hot and ready, email me back. And I never do. I always think that's probably junk mail. I'm actually surprised you don't open those. But apparently Colleen, who's on the phone, was able to get a date through email. What's up, Colleen? How are you?

Hi. So you fell for SugarMama17, huh? Not quite. How did you get a date via email? Well, okay. So my best friend Tracy, she works at this this company and she knows this guy named Jason. And she said that he was really nice and personable. And like, I haven't really had a boyfriend in a couple of years just because I had a

bad breakup. So it kind of took me a while. But I don't know. I was kind of like, OK, let's see a picture. And she had one from like some company party. Oh, my God. So cute. So freaking cute. And I and i was like yeah let's

see what happens so she gave him my email i was like you know i don't want just anybody to have my phone number right now like it's still so you got an email from naked jason xxx so what happened um no he emailed me and he was like, hey, Tracy showed me your picture. I think you're very beautiful. And she says that you have a great personality. So why don't we start chatting, you know? So you were set up and you both apparently had mutual feelings about each other's pictures. Yes, we did, which I was very happy about. Yeah, that's good. Because usually when a friend sets you up, it's always terrible. Yeah, I agree.

Like, wow, that's what you think of me. That's where you think I should be dating. That's the level, huh? So what did you guys do for your date? So we actually went to a sushi place. Okay, great. And it was so cute because he actually, I don't know if he was serious

or maybe just turned it into a joke or it was a joke all along. I don't know. But he actually, I don't know if he was serious or maybe just turned it into a joke or it was a joke all along. I don't know. But he actually ordered in Japanese. Oh, wow. Yeah, way to show it off. Of course he's taking you to sushi. He's like, let me.

I don't really know if he was actually speaking Japanese. Because the waiter was just kind of looking at him like, huh? He just watched like a kung fu movie. He just kept saying like, we don't have that, sir. He's just making it up. I think he was. And I don't know if he was trying to be suave or trying to be cool or just being funny, but it was hilarious.

And I thought it was funny and we all laughed. And I was like, well, how about just the spicy tuna? And they were like, we have that. So it was a joke. Like everybody was laughing together. Yeah, it was a joke. It was wonderful. Like he's so funny and smart, like without being a real jerk about it, you know. It all sounds perfect. Was there anything wrong? I don't think so. No, I have such a connection. You know, we we talked and talked like I love cats and we talked about that. And he actually, he has a rescue cat with one leg. Oh, my God.

He calls her Snowflake. And he showed me a picture, and I just lost it. I melted. I was like, eh, marry me. Yeah. The three-legged cat guy. This guy had everything that you're looking for. Right?

Sounds perfect. This is, like, too much pressure, though. Why isn't he calling you back looking for. Sounds perfect. This is like too much pressure, though. Why isn't he calling you back? I don't know. How did it end? I mean, it ended great. We were having such a wonderful time. Like, we talked about so much.

And then he actually walked me to the door and hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I felt like it was like a blast from the past. Like, I was suddenly in the 50s and I like had a Sadie Hawkins dance or something. So it was like a good kiss on the cheek, though, because that could be a bad thing, too. No, it was so romantic. I felt special. You know, I felt. I feel special now.

I know. I want to go on your date. Right? I felt so fancy. I was like, oh. And I don't know. I just thought we really hit it off. And he said he'd call and that we didn't have to rely on email anymore.

And we both laughed. And I felt such a spark. So I don't really understand. Do you think it could be the cat? Do you think it's the cat? What? His three-legged cat? Yeah.

Like he got home and the cat was like, who are you out with? And then now he can't leave. I honestly think I'd love the cat more if she was that sassy. Wait. Have you grilled your friend who set you up? I did. She says it's been really busy at the office, so it's just kind of like she hasn't even seen him around.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. I bet you're going crazy right now. I know. So you can't think of any reason that he's not calling you back? No, I can't think of anything. And how long has it been now? It's been a week.

A week. Okay. Yeah, that's definitely long enough, especially if it been now? It's been a week. A week. Okay. Yeah, that's definitely long enough, especially if it was as good as you said it was. All right, well, we'll play a song, and then we'll come back and call him and get your second date update, okay? Thank you. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update.

If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Colleen is on the phone, and Colleen is in one of the most frustrating positions you can be in when it comes to dating. She went out with a dude named Jason. Everything seemed great. She had a great time. Nothing she can think of went wrong. And now he's not calling her back. She thought he was cute.

Thought he was funny. He even likes cats. She likes cats. But now, nothing. Alright Colleen, are you ready to call him and see what's up? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm Colleen, are you ready to call him and see what's up? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm just disappointed that he hasn't called me. I'm not ready. I am so nervous.

Like, this guy checks all the boxes for your dream guy. And you seem great, too. I know, you seem lovable and wonderful. I just, I'm really hoping for just a normal explanation for once. The Only box he doesn't check is the called me back box.

That's an important one too. I'm bummed. I would have hoped that he would have already called. I told you I had such a bad breakup and it took me a long time to be ready and now I am. It's kind of like I'm not going to pine away for a guy who doesn't want to pine for me.

Yeah, good. That's good. like i'm not gonna pine away for a guy who doesn't want to pine for me yeah good that's good that's good he's not gonna call or if he's just not who i think he is i may have to just cut it and run i don't know i'm i hope i'm wrong let's see if we can get a hold of him first okay and then you can decide to not ever want to call him again. Okay. All right, here we go. I'm going to dial the phone number. Hello? Hey, is this Jason? Is he? Jason, how are you, man? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

Okay. It's a radio show. Are you familiar? I think I heard of you guys. What's up? Oh, not much. Just calling you to see how you're doing today. Trying to recruit new listeners to the show.

Is that really what you're doing? No, because probably after we tell you why we are calling, you might never want to hear from us ever again. Don't be so pessimistic. This could be great. This could be a great call for you, Jason. All right, so just let me know what's going on. Like, I'm kind of interested now.

Oh, good. Okay. Well, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and see if we can figure out what happened. And we got an email from a girl named Colleen. Okay. Yeah, and Colleen told us all about your date she said that you met through a friend of hers yeah yeah yeah and she said that she had a really good time but it's been over a week now and she's heard nothing from you is that true yeah um yeah okay so can you tell us why?

Yeah, I don't know if I have, like, enough time for that. I mean, it might be a little, you know. So it's not just you've been busy and you haven't had time to get back to her? I mean, if you want to tell her that. Okay, well, if it's a lie, I don't want to tell her that. Is there a particular reason? Like, did she do something wrong? No, no, she was awesome.

I mean, I'm really into her. I mean, it's not that, you know? Yeah, usually when you're really into somebody, you don't call them back after a really awesome date. You don't know my situation, right? I know. I'm trying to find out your situation. I'm trying to see if I can help you out, actually. Hold up, Jason. Are you in a relationship? No,

no, no. I'm not in a relationship right now. I'm single. Okay. So wait, why would you not call someone back that's awesome and that you're really into? It's really complicated right now, and I just don't want to really talk about it. Okay. Well, can you tell us anything? Because here's the thing, though. She really liked you, and from the sounds of it, you really liked her.

Yeah. Yeah, I really do. And I will get in touch with her. Right. But I'm telling you right now, though, if you wait too long, that ship's going to sail. Because she actually did tell us that it's been so long since she's heard from me that she's just thinking about cutting it and not even trying anymore. Yeah. She doesn't want to spend her days thinking about some guy that's not thinking about her. Like that's totally you have to understand that she doesn't want to waste her time.

Oh, look, I really fucked up and I. and i uh yeah okay well can you tell us what happened all right just you're not gonna tell her no we'll tell her something else if it's that bad like i want you guys to go out again because you both liked each other so i'm trying to figure out a way to sugarcoat it i guess whatever it is all right so our friend tracy told me that she was into cats. So I showed her a picture of a cat. Yeah. It had three legs and it was named Snowflake.

And I told her that it was my cat because I wanted to like, look, you know, good in front of her. And, uh, the thing is, I don't have a three legged cat.

Oh, shut up. You lied about the cat. Oh no. I didn't expect her to be so into that story. Oh, my God. Most men lie about how much money they make or what their position is at work or what car they drive, not whether or not they own a three-legged cat.

She said you showed her a picture and everything. Oh, my God. Yeah, I downloaded it off the everything. Oh, my God. Yeah, I downloaded it off the internet. Oh, my God. And why did you pick a three-legged cat? Like a regular rescue cat, you could have at least gone out and gotten another black cat somewhere. You can't just go out and find a three-legged cat to continue the lie.

Yeah, so I've been going around shelters just trying to find a three-legged cat, and it's been difficult. Oh, my God. That three-legged cat, and it's been difficult. Yeah, that's a pretty particular cat you're looking for. Why wouldn't you just come clean? I figured if I found a three-legged cat, I mean, it would cover the story. The problem is, like, I found a three-legged cat, but it was a different color. That's so rare. Yeah, how hard is it to find a three-legged cat in this city?

Damn it. This is like weirdly romantic though, in a really strange way. Hey Jason. Yeah, I know, I f***ed up. Yeah, you did. And you know what? I did too, because I lied to you and told you that I wouldn't tell her. She's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

What are you talking about? I mean, Colleen is on the other line listening. I told you that I wasn't going to tell her, but, oh, man, I f***ed up. Sorry. What the hell? I know. It's an accident.

She needed to know. Oh, man. Three-legged cats, people on the phone. Yeah. It's tough. Colleen, are you still out there? You lied about a three-legged cat? Uh-oh. are you still there you lied about a three-legged cat uh yeah i'm colleen um

can i just explain that's so stupid yeah it was stupid i mean i i yeah i just don't understand why you would do that on a first date. That's so weird. I'm very awkward, so it's like I wanted to look like I was somebody cool for you, you know? But, Jason, you already did look cool. I knew you liked cats, but I didn't know you were going to be so obsessed about a three-legged cat. And I kind of buried myself. This cat was like a model, and I guess she really was a model. Yeah. It was a beautiful model, and I guess she really was a model. Yeah.

It was a beautiful cat, Jason. Of course I'm going to go crazy. If you had just told me, oh, I like cats too. Awesome. I really wanted to call you back, though, but you were really in a snowflake, and I just wanted to find snowflakes for you, you know? Jason, that's like weirdly sweet.

Wait, so are you mad, Colleen, or are you cool? I'm just confused. Yeah, okay. Listen, I get it. I get like wanting to make a good impression. I just wish you hadn't lied to me. And that kind of makes me a little weary because my last boyfriend lied to me. And the rest of what you told me is true, right?

Like, you love karaoke, and you went to drive-ins as a kid. Like, that's not just a fake story you read in a book somewhere. No, those are true. I mean, I really do that stuff. I mean, everything else was, like, straight-up real. Except the three-legged cat. Yeah, the most standout-ish part. Don't bring that up!

My bad, sorry. It was such a dumb lie though, Jason. Like, you gotta think into the future. You can't lie about things like that. Yeah. Can you please stop piling on? Alright, I know it's stupid, okay? A three-legged cat story. Dumbest thing in the world. I'm just trying to save face here, okay?

Well, alright, Colleen, if you think about this, it's obvious that Jason doesn't lie very much because he's a terrible liar. But it's obvious he likes you. Is that true, Jason? Yes, I'm a good guy. I mean, I just wanted to make everything work. I wanted to make everything, like, great for you.

I was just searching all around the city for a cat with three legs that looked like the cat in the picture. He was willing to adopt a three-legged cat. I mean, a specific colored three-legged cat. That is a big commitment. Jason, would you like to go out with Colleen on a second date? We will pay for it.

I mean, we still probably should ask Colleen if she wants to go too, but anyway. Yes, I do, and I hope she forgives me despite the craziness. Okay, Colleen, do you want to go out with him again, knowing what you know now? I think I do. Yay! Yay!

Cat love! That's good! That's awesome, and can I stop looking for the cat now? For now. For now. For now. Eventually, Jason, you're going to have to supply a three-legged cat to this relationship, all right? Well, congratulations, Colleen.

You got your second date. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Oh my God, that was so cute. I'm happy. I know, me too. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, I wish someone would adopt a one-legged animal for me.

Yeah. I know, it's very sweet. If you missed today's second date update, Colleen wanted to call this dude named Jason. We got him on the phone to figure out why he wasn't calling her back. And it turns out that he wasn't ready to call her back yet because during their date, he lied to her and said that he adopted a one-legged cat named Snowflake. He even had a printed out photo of a cat with one leg and said that that was Snowflake. Well, ever since the date, he's been going around shelters all over the city trying to find a one-legged cat that looks like the one in the photo. That's why he hasn't called her back.

Like, come on, man. He said that he found one, but it was the wrong color. I mean, they don't just have them lying around. Yeah, no, it's tough to find. It's a very, very particular thing you're looking for, a one-legged cat named Snowflake that looks exactly like the one you found online. Anyway, she thought the whole lie was extremely stupid, but also kind of sweet, and they decided

to go out again. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new

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