Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Bunk Bed Disaster

Episode Date: October 5, 2018

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And in his email, he said that there was a strict no talking policy for their first date. What? How does that work? It sounds like an amazing date. I wish they would do that for their first date. What? How does that work? It sounds like an amazing date. Like, I wish they would do that on more first dates. So I don't know what went wrong. What's up, Jake? How are you?

Hey, guys. How's it going? Pretty good. So there's a no talking policy on your first date? Yeah. I mean, it's partially because it was like bad research, you know, on my part. But I, you know, it ended up being kind of cool. So hear me out.

Okay. Before we get into that, what's her name by the way? Kelly. Kelly. Kelly's not like a mute in this phone call is going to go not very well because she won't be able to talk to us either. Right. Oh, she can talk, but she's not talking to me.

I mean, I wish she could talk to me. Okay. So hopefully we can get her to talk to you again. Tell us about how you met her. We met online and you hit it off right away. And what really popped out to me is she liked music. She liked to see live music and stuff like that. So I thought, oh, this would be great.

Okay, that's awesome. I mean, are you the one that initiated the date? Yeah, I mean, I asked her, and then she agreed to a first date. Sweet. And what were you feeling when you were arriving at the date for the first time? I mean, I asked her and then she agreed to a first date. Sweet. And what were you feeling when you were arriving at the date for the first time? I mean, I was really excited. I think she was going to love it. I picked this jazz club that had this jazz band playing that I thought would be really cool.

I know she's going to like it because she likes live music. And I've never been to this jazz club before. So it was going to be kind of a new experience for me as well. So, I mean, win-win.win okay do you both like jazz yeah uh that was the other thing that was on her her profile that she liked jazz music so she was 70 right definitely not okay okay and how did it all start i mean what was it like between you two in person seeing Seeing her in person, absolutely stunning. I was so excited. And when we got in, I had this table set aside. It was like really close to the band. So like get the whole experience. And we sit down, we order our drinks, and we start talking. And I'm getting these dirty looks from

people around me. And even one person like shushes me from behind and I actually look there's a card on the table it says no talking during during play so they had this policy where then they enforced it where you couldn't talk while the band was playing that's intense yeah and I was like oh no I just invited this girl to this first date and we can't even talk to each other. Like I said, that sounds fabulous, but I don't think most people would like that. I started to freak out a little bit. But we get our drinks, and there was cocktail napkins. And so she started writing questions on the cocktail napkin that I would answer them. That's really cute.

It's like high school math class all over again, passing notes back and forth. Yeah, and it actually worked. And we went back and forth, and we ended up filling up both sides, all quarters of this cocktail napkin, every little inch with questions and answers. And, I mean, it was a little awkward because there were some times I couldn't really read her handwriting. But, you know, that happens at a bar anyway. If it's really loud, you can't always hear the person,

but you sometimes answer just in case. Right. Right, totally. Did it go well? I mean, were you guys hitting it off based on your written conversation? Yeah, we were. And it was interesting because it was like talking online only in person. So you could see her reactions to reading what you were writing.

And it was really cool. And the music was great. And we had a great time. Afterwards, we were like, let's do this more. And so I invited her over to my place so we could actually talk. And she agreed. Oh, cool. So, I mean, you guys learned enough about each other via cocktail napkins to feel comfortable enough to go back to your place.

Yeah. Did you guys kiss at the end of the night? It was like one of those little pecs. It wasn't like a real, like, intimate thing, you know know that's interesting that you would go back to your place and not make it make out a little bit yeah i mean it was kind of weird when she was there at my place it was a little awkward i couldn't really figure out why it's just the energy wasn't right i was like actually thinking of like maybe we should just break out some more napkins and just write on that and just keep that vibe going for the night.

Maybe she liked your penmanship more than the way you actually speak. Maybe. Maybe. Have you tried to ask her out again? Yeah, sure, and it's never worked out timing-wise for us to schedule something, and I think that she's kind of avoiding it. Well, we'll play a song and then come back

and call her and get your second date update, okay? Okay, and before you... I just want to let you know that no matter how this works out, I actually kind of kept the napkin. If anything that happens from this, it's just like a really cool memento to have about a night that was really cool. Yeah, for your scrapbooking. Aw, that's sweet. We'll get your second date update right after this. Hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us, Jake is on the phone, and he wants to call a girl named Kelly. They went out to a jazz club for their first date, but I guess it was kind of awkward because they had a strict no-talking policy, so they spent most of the evening writing notes to each other back and forth on cocktail napkins. They did go back to his place after, talked a little bit.

He got a peck on the lips, and then she left, and she's definitely been blowing him off. Jake, I think maybe part of the reason that you're not getting a call back is because you're too much of a rule follower. Whoa. You know? Maybe. Like, I tried to do everything you know no but i mean like you go to that place with a no talking policy and then you listen to their rules like a bad boy the kind of girl that guys like the kind of guy that girls

like would have saw that rule and instantly just jumped up on stage grabbed a trumpet and pulled his pants down started playing it with his butt. That's the type of bad dude that ladies like, you know? Yeah, the butt trumpets hit us every time. Someone who will disrupt the jazz club with their butt. And that's why I think you're not getting a callback. I kind of envy the people that can do that. I don't know about playing with my butt.

That's a true talent, though, Jake. I mean, if she loves music. Yeah. We'll get her on the phone in a second and find out if that's the reason.. I mean, if she loves music. Yeah. We'll get her on the phone in a second and find out if that's the reason. But I'm guessing that probably is it. Totally. Yeah, maybe.

That has never crossed my mind, though. Yeah, I don't think it's crossed most people's mind. I actually feel bad for you, man. Like, you kept the cocktail napkin because you wanted it to be a love memento. You obviously saw this going somewhere. Absolutely. I think it's something cool to have that like, this is our first date, you know? Totally. Well, I hope it goes well for you. I do. I hope so too. Thank you. If it doesn't, always take up playing the trumpet with

your butt and then your next dates will always be successful. Alright. I'm going to dial her phone number right now, okay? Alright, thank you. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Kelly? Yes, it is. Hey, Kelly, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay, I'm good.

What's going on with you? Not much, just doing a radio show and thought we'd call you. I'm sorry, I'm confused. You said you're with a radio show and what do you need? Yes, yes. Brick and Jubal in the Morning, that's the name of the show. And we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off after that date,

they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So we got an email about you from one of our listeners. No, you didn't. Yeah, huh. We did. From who? His name is Jake. Oh, him?

Yes, him. The dude you went to, like, a jazz club with? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He emailed us, told us that he really liked going out with you, told us about your date, and he also said that it seems like you don't want to go out with him again, so he wants to know why. Okay, you said it seems like I don't want to go out with him again. I'm going to clarify and say that I don't want to go out with him again.

Oh, that's a strong sentiment. Okay. Can you tell us why? You know, it was just a really disappointing night. I was really optimistic. Were you hoping he would have played a trumpet with his butt? What? That doesn't make any sense to her.

I have no idea what that means. Yeah, don't worry about that comment. Anyway, why was it disappointing? I don't know what you guys know, but we went to a jazz bar and... Yeah, he told us that. He said you guys couldn't talk because there was like a no talking policy. So he wrote notes and he thought that that actually was a good thing. Like you guys bonded over that and thought it was funny and stuff.

Totally. It was, I mean, that was really fun. It was really cute. And then, you know, I was feeling good about the night, about him. And then we went back to his place and he made me a drink. And then he wanted to give me a grand tour of his place. Uh-oh, does he have something creepy in his house? We've heard that a lot on these second date updates.

So, I mean, he kind of took me around to like the normal stuff, you know, like the kitchen, living room, whatever, showing me the place. And then we went into this one room and there were glowing sticker stars on the ceiling and there were trophies on the wall and there were bunk beds. And I thought, oh, my God, like, do you have a kid? And he said no and started laughing and said that it was his room and that him and his roommate sleep in bunk beds because they want to save money because rent is expensive. And it's not only him and his roommate in the bunk bed, but the whole apartment, which is a one-bedroom, by the way, houses four people.

What? And some of the other people are sleeping on, like, a pull-out couch or on an air mattress because they all want to save money. Well, I mean, you kind of got to understand that. Like, rent is insane. That seems pretty extreme, but... Right. I mean, like, I'm all about, you know, got to understand that. Like, rent is insane. That seems pretty extreme, but... Right. I mean, like, I'm all about, you know, finding ways to save your money, but I don't know

if this is the right fit for me. You're not trying to date a dude with bunk beds that stares at glowing stars on his ceiling? And, oh, this is the other thing, is that he said, oh, well, my roommates aren't going to be back for another hour so we can do stuff. Did he mean like, obviously you think he was implying sexual stuff? I mean, most likely, but. Who knows? He's got bunk beds and stars on his ceiling.

He might have meant Legos. He might have bought a new Lego city or something you guys could have built. Yeah. I mean, it's not the type of man that I see myself dating because this apparently is a man-child 12-year-old bedroom. How do you know? I mean, okay, the stars are one thing, but what if he's just really good with money and he's budgeting and he's saving for something? I don't know.

I feel like you're passing a lot of judgment. I mean, I have priorities and I think dating someone who's sleeping on a bunk bed with his roommate underneath, I'm not really trying to spend the night over there. He could be a secret millionaire. I mean, Jubal's right. Like, don't you have a place that you can bring him back to? Sure, but I also like going to other places. Like, you know, like all the other men I've dated

at least have their own room, let alone their own bed. Well, he has his own bed. It's just on top of another bed. Yeah, it's just... Yeah, it's on top of his buddy's bed. Yeah, I'm just, I'm not into it, so I don't really know what else to tell you. Well, I think you told us everything you need to tell us. I do need to tell you something, though.

Jake is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. No, he's not. Yep, he is. Jake, you there? Yeah, hey. I don't get it. Hi. Are you serious? Like, are you judging me for dude

i want to save money i live in this this bachelor pad with roommates it's how we you know get by yo i don't know if i would call this a bachelor pad your bunk bed has a slide that's kind of awesome sorry Sorry to interrupt, but... Yeah, it's totally awesome. You didn't even go down it once. Just because we're older doesn't mean that we can't have fun in our own room. Jake, that's a kid thing. They have

those bunk beds with slides. As an adult man, you should have a more appropriate bed. Well, I mean, if you need me to take the slide off, I totally can. It's easy. It's just plastic. Yeah, that's not what I meant. The bunk bed is a really great idea.

We can stay in one room. Past girlfriends I've had actually like it because it's like, you know, we actually have to sleep closer and cuddle. You know what I mean?

And it's been really great. Yeah. Cuddling with you, me, and then your roommate below us. But my roommate is a really heavy sleeper. He won't wake up for anything. You can go up and down that slide all night long.

You won't even know. I didn't even talk to you when I was there about the whole star thing on your ceiling. Like, what is that even for? I'm on the top bunk. It helps me read at night. What do you mean it helps you read? Yeah, it glows, like, for the first hour after I turn off the lights and I can go read. Those are not bright enough to read by.

Nice try, though. That was a good try. Okay, so what? I think they're cool looking. Yeah, there we go. There's the answer. I just think that I should be judged on the time that we had and the connection that we had on that night. And not on just like a piece of

furniture that i have yeah he still saved up his allowance so you guys go to that jazz club i mean you've got to understand from her point of view i don't think it's necessarily just about the furniture it's that like you're sharing a room with a dude still here's the thing i've been saving a lot of money doing this and i'm actually i have goals what to do with that money i'm actually gonna buy a condo in the next five years. So there you go, Kelly. Like he's not going to permanently

be living in that bunk bed. I mean, the bunk bed might go to the condo, but who knows? So Jake, you're telling me that I should trust you because you're saving money to buy a condo that maybe, maybe you'll get in five years. Exactly.

It's going to be a really nice condo too. How many roommates will you have in your condo? Hopefully just one. Hopefully it's going to be you, Kelly. All right. Kelly, would you like to go on a second date with Jake? We will pay for it. And who knows?

One day you could be living in a condo with Jake, with a bunk bed, with a slide. I'm going to decline this one, but thank you so much. Are you sure? Not even a second chance? There are some things that I prioritize in my dating life, and Bugs Eds is not one of them. I guess I don't want to

go out with someone who's going to just judge me for the furniture I have in my house. Sorry, I'm judging you, and honestly I think that the rest of the girls that you're going to meet in the rest of your life are going to judge you as well, and that's just kind of how it is. Ouch! Burns.

Sorry, Jake. No second date. But hey, one day you'll have that condo. I will. Yeah, you will. And when you get that condo, ditch the bunk bed, all right? I guess note taken.

Go with the race car bed for that one. It's your own bed. That's what I'm talking about. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, I'm 40 years old, and I would love one. It's your own bed. That's what I'm talking about. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, I'm 40 years old and I would love to have a slide on my bed that I can actually use. She needs to stop being so stuck up.

It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, this dude Jake wanted to call a girl named Kelly. She wasn't calling him back because apparently he has like a kid's bed. Yeah. A kid's bedroom bunk bed with a slide and everything else.

He tried to explain that he has three roommates and they sleep on bunk beds in order to save money. And he claims that he's saving to buy a condo in five years. Oh, maybe. Maybe. Sounds more just like he enjoys kicking it with his friends in his place and sliding down a slide from his bunk bed and looking at the little stars that he's stuck on the ceiling. It's amazing how many people are hating on her. Yeah, I get it. And I defended the guy, too.

But I don't know that I would date a guy that was sleeping in a bunk bed. I could date a girl in a bunk bed. They did not go out again. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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