Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Carnival Guy

Episode Date: October 12, 2018

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Mornings, second date update. There are a lot of careers out there that women find attractive. Firefighter, proctologist. What? who can forget the sexiest career of all, a carny at your local fair. No one has ever said that. Oh yeah, carnies are always sexy. Ladies get so fired up when they see a fair employee.

And that's who we have on the phone today. Daniel is a carny, I guess. How you doing, Daniel? I'm pretty good, man. How are you guys? Not too bad. So your email says that you work at a fair and that's where you met the girl you want to call today? Yeah, I'm kind of like in between jobs. My buddy got me a job at fair. Okay, don't try to downplay that job. That is a career. All right. Okay. So you're a career fair employee. Yeah. Tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name?

Her name's Alexis. Alexis. And how did you meet her? I met her actually at the fair that I was working at in the bumper cars. Were you shocked to meet somebody that you were attracted to? Because any time I'm at the fair, I don't see a lot of good pickings out there. A lot of hotties. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, generally, especially in like't see a lot of good pickings out there. A lot of hotties. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, generally, especially in, like, kind of a bumper car area, most of the kids. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's true. You never really get, like, you know, adults. But, yeah, her and her friend wanted to ride, and they were kind of amongst the kids. Okay. And were you instantly attracted to her? Yeah, I was definitely attracted to her when she got on the ride.

All right. How'd you make your first move? So basically, like, her and her friend started riding these bumper cars. And, of course, they're, like, amongst, like, a bunch of, like, kids, like, freaking 9- and 10-year-olds. And some of the kids were getting, like, really aggressive with them and, like, bumping into them. And, like, they were just trying to have fun. But these kids were, like, obviously, like, on a mission to just, like— Kill the adults that were there?

Yeah. Exactly, yeah. And so I had to run out there and i was telling the kids like you guys have to stop you have to stop one of the kids got like all in my face and i banned him from the ride wow so you almost fought like a 12 year old in her honor pretty much yeah i was about to get to that point i mean i didn't want to lose my job but uh he actually thanked me afterwards and we got to talking, and I was kind of like, my shift's about to be over, and her and I just ended up walking around the fair for a little while. And, you know, obviously doing the games and stuff, obviously I got the discount, so.

Oh, nice. You wowed her with your employee discount, huh? So how was it? I mean, did you guys click? Yeah, we definitely clicked. It was a great conversation. She's really nice. We're both from the same town. It's like a really small town. And yeah, I mean, I just felt like we just definitely vibed. Awesome. And that was the date, right? You guys walking around the fair?

No, actually. We had a great time. And I was like, hey, you know, I've got some pizza and some beer at my place. And I asked her if she wanted to come over, and she was totally down. So how did it go back at your place? More bumper cars? Yes. I hope so.

That would be so cool. That was pretty funny. Thanks. So, I mean, was it action-packed though back at your place? I mean, did you guys just hang out for a little while or did you guys make out, anything like that? We just kind of kicked it back in my place. Like I say, you know, we were just kind of drinking and just kind of chilling, talking great conversation. Okay, cool. So no makeout session at your house then? No, no makeout session. Just a nice little hug session. That's a hug session. Yeah. Yeah.

Like a long session of hugging or it was just a normal hug and that's all you got. It wasn't even a session. It was just a small hug. Okay. So why do you think she's not getting back to you? I don't know, but if I had to speculate at my house, obviously I did not plan on having a girl there that night. So it was just a little bit messy. That may be one thing. Also, on my kitchen counter, like right when you walk in the door, I have like four or five parking tickets since

working at the fair so we have to park in like a weird spot so i don't know if maybe she saw those and maybe kind of like thought like i'm not a responsible human being that combined with the messiness and then the job obviously is not the most attractive of careers okay so i don't know these are just guesses i have no idea right did she comment about any of the messiness or the parking tickets or make fun of you or anything? Not with her words, but I could see with her eyes that, you know, she was just kind of like looking around, you know. But, like, it didn't really, like, seem like a big deal to her. But, again, this could be just me making things up in my own head. And how many times have you tried to get a hold of her since you guys hung out?

I mean, I sent her, like, a couple texts, and then I tried to power move. I tried to call her. She didn't answer. Okay. Well, play a song, and then come back and call her and get your second date update, all right? All right. All right. Hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's Second Date Update, Daniel is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Alexis. They actually met at the fair because Daniel works at the fair. She was in the bumper cars and she was apparently being harassed by kids in there who were trying to kill her with the bumper cars.

And he went in, kicked a few of them out, ended up hanging around at the fair all day together, and then went back to his place. I think maybe the reason she's not calling you back, Daniel, is because when you guys were at the fair, you probably went into the House of Mirrors and something looked larger than it actually was. And then when

you got back to your place, she found out the truth. That's what I'm guessing happened. Oh, man. Nah, I doubt it. They shared a small hug. She didn't see anything about what was in the mirrors. Yeah, I don't know what her deal was, but it definitely didn't have anything to do with any mirrors or any illusions making things look larger than they really are. All right. Well, I'm about to call her right now. Any last words before we do?

No, I just hope everything works out. If it was, I mean, you were kind of like guessing that maybe it was a couple red flags, like your messy apartment and the fact that you work at at the fair do you still want to go out with her if that's the case because it seems kind of judgy i mean i'd like to go out there again i mean if i met somebody at the fair who was working there i'd probably judge them too okay so you get it all right all right well i'm gonna dial her Hello? Hi, can I speak to Alexis, please? This is she. Alexis, how are you? My name is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

I'm okay. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today because we actually got an email about you from somebody that listens to the show. Okay. It's a segment we do called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what went wrong.

So how can you help me? You can help me by telling me why you're not calling Daniel back. I don't know how many Daniels you've been out with lately, but I'm talking about one specific Daniel who works at the fair. Uh, yeah. That Daniel. Yeah. Uh, it just didn't work.

We weren't vibing, you know? Really? That seems pretty simple. Yep. According to him, you were. I mean, like, things are great at the fair. It's kind of dorky to work at the fair, but I get it. Like, times are hard.

You got to take the jobs you can take. And, like, it was just, like, when we went back to his place, it was just, like, I don't know, really small and, like, super messy. Yeah, he did tell us that he thought maybe you were turned off because his place was messy. He said he also wasn't planning on having somebody over. Yeah, but the crazy thing is, like, it was so messy and it's so small, but there's, like, barely any furniture there. What's there?

There's a reclining chair, a little, like, card table, and he has a TV. So not enough furniture for you. I mean, I get it. Like, walking into a guy's house when it's super sparse and there's basically cardboard boxes as end tables is sometimes like, oh man, this is a project. Is that what it felt like? Yeah. And you know, at first I was like, oh, maybe like he's in transition, like, you know, new job or temporary job. Maybe this is a new place, but he's lived there for over a year. Yeah. So basically you walked into his house and his house is what turned you off. Yeah.

I mean, we're not like in college anymore. You know what I mean? It's not like a barren house where we drink beer and have pizza is like, you know. But isn't that what he invited you over to do? Drink beer and have pizza? It wasn't just that. There's just something really weird. Like there's this one really weird thing about him.

Can you tell us what it is? So I noticed amongst his, you know, his chair, his table, and his TV, that in the corner there was a dog bed. A dog bed? How cute! He has a dog? You know, you would think he has a dog, but that is, in fact,

his bed. What? What? He sleeps in a dog bed? No! He sleeps in a dog bed. Are you sure? I mean, were you making that assumption or did he tell you that? Oh, no. I asked. I was like, oh my gosh, do you have a dog? I love dogs. And he was like, oh no, that's my

bed. And I thought it was a joke. And he went over and he laid down in it and he's like, join me. It's so nice and soft. I'm like, okay. Like, whatever. I tried the dog bed still being like down in it and he's like join me it's so nice and soft i'm like okay like whatever they're like yeah i've tried the dog bed still being like maybe this is a joke and then he was like dead serious this is his bed it's like the best sleep he's ever had it's not worth investing in a mattress like oh my god is he actually proud he's proud of sleeping in a dog bed well i guess he's not

proud enough to tell you guys that well but he was proud when I was there. I just picture him, like, walking around in circles before he finally laid down. Messing with the blankets with his mouth. I wouldn't be surprised. Oh, my God. What did you say to him? Once I realized this was, like, a real thing, I was like, I got to get out of here. This is, like, you know, like, serial killer kind of weird. And the worst part was he definitely has those was like, I got to get out of here. This is like, you know, like serial killer kind of weird.

And the worst part was he definitely has those like sad puppy dog eyes. And I was like, gotta go. And it was just like those sad eyes. I gave him this weird quick hug and then was like, bye. Which to me, I thought was very clear. That's not working. I'm out. I cannot believe she went on a date with a carny that sleeps in a dog bed.

Sounds fitting. Wow, that sounds even weirder when you put it like that. Yeah, it does. Well, guess what, Alexis? It's going to get a little bit weirder still because Daniel is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Hey, Alexis. What? Yep.

Oh. Hey. Is this really happening right now? Is this one of those, like shows have i been like punked or something no first of all like you didn't mention you were upset about my bed and i'm legit like wondering why like you would think that's a weird thing what i mean i guess it could kind of come off as just a little bit weird but like until you actually try it out. I'm legitimately confused on how you don't think this is a weird thing. Well, I mean, is it normal for people to sleep on mattresses?

Yes. Yeah. I think so, yeah. Is that how like people have always slept? Have they always slept on mattresses? Really, it's just something keeping you off the ground. Don't be a sheeple and give in to mattresses. Is that what you're trying to say? Well, I'm trying to tell you guys, I've tried human beds in the past,

and they're not as good. Dog beds are very simple. They're smaller. I guess it would be easy to move around if you're moving. No, but for real, like, are you just having some serious, I mean, we get it if you're having some serious financial issues and you can't afford a bed. Like, no, it's not, it's nothing like that. I had a dog in the past and I bought my dog a dog bed and he was not interested in it at all. Like he didn't sleep in it. And one day I was just chilling around the apartment and I just tried to take a nap in it and I had a really deep sleep. It was like an amazing nap. And then I just tried sleeping in it at night and it just like really deep sleep. It was like an amazing nap, and then I just tried sleeping in it at night,

and it just like really worked out. Like I've never slept better. Wow. So you just love sleeping in your dog bed. Yeah, like I said, it's just like a regular bed that happens to be made for dogs. But no woman is going to come back to you. I mean, Daniel, what happens if like you had a long-term girlfriend

who moved in? You obviously wouldn't fit on a dog bed. I'm just gonna throw this out there they do have like bigger dog beds like massive and like larger dogs wait how big are you sleeping on right now if you're not already on a mastiff dog bed it's just like a regular bed for like kind of like medium-sized dog you just got to get curled up i guess yeah it forces you to get like curled up in up in, like, a really nice position. And, Alexis, I don't even know why you're trying to act like this right now on the radio when you clearly laid down in the bed and you thought it was comfortable yourself.

You know, and you're trying to act on the radio now like, you know, this is a deal breaker for you. I don't... I just didn't want to get murdered, you know? Nobody's going to murder you. You're just being stupid. Was it comfortable or not be honest absolutely not it's like an inch of foam i want a big bed like give me that california king so i have my own space even when someone else is there like you're out of your mind man

not how she was at the apartment she was not acting this way i'm with her dude if i went back to a dude's house and he's like yeah yeah, come join me on the dog bed, I would also immediately flash on some sort of serial killer instinct. I'm not going to lie. I would be as nice as I can until I got out of there. I don't think you guys are with the times. I think they need to try their things out. You guys giving me s**t for sleeping in a dog bed.

I think that dog beds are a devolving thing, not an evolving thing. Well, whatever you guys think. But at the end of the day, you know, like I'm sleeping really nice. Like I think it's a great sleep. And I think it's wrong for you to judge me for this. I honestly think you should have given me another shot. Like, I don't think that this should be a deal breaker. Like, cause you know, I definitely am ready to be in a relationship with you and like i don't know like yeah i mean judging by his sleeping he'll be really loyal alexis would you like to go out with daniel on a second date we'll pay for it absolutely not yeah dude i think futons are wrong after the age of 25 i think you answer too quickly and like you're not hearing me out.

I'm okay with getting a regular bed and just putting my dog bed next to it. So there you go, Alexis. Compromise. If you guys were to continue to date for a long time, you could get an actual bed. He'll just put his doggy bed on the side that he sleeps on.

We just went on one date and you're already planning to put your weird dog bed onto my bed? Like, that's not going to happen. All right, whatever.'re already planning to put your weird dog bed onto my bed? Like, that's not going to happen. All right, whatever. Absolutely not going to happen. You know what?

Just go find somebody else at the fair. I don't really need you, all right? Oh. I'm perfectly comfortable and happy in my own life, and I don't need this judgment. Oh. Ouch. Well, Alexis, thank you for your time. Daniel, I'm sorry.

No second date. It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. Trust me, dude. There is some woman out there who wants a guy who works at the carnival and sleeps in a dog bed. She's out there. I'm not going to be working at the carnival much longer, guys. Okay, but you're not giving up the dog bed, right?

I mean, I don't see it in the near future, if I'm being honest. All right, well, there's got to be a woman who wants a dude with a nice dog bed that she can lay next to, all right? If there's anybody listening and they want to get a hold of me, reach out to the radio station. Guys, please give them my number. Sure. Yeah, we'll go from there. All right. We'll get you laid in that dog bed soon enough.

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