Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Carnival Time

Episode Date: July 30, 2018

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Taking a date to the carnival is usually a pretty good idea. Yeah. Got cotton candy, some corn dogs, lots of bright lights. And there's also a 50% chance that if a ride malfunctions while you're on it, you could be on the news. That's cool, too. Always fun. Yep, and that's where Alex took the girl that he wants to call today

for a second date update. Apparently, they went to a carnival. What's up, Alex? How are you? Hey, y'all. How's it going? That sounds like a great idea, Alex. Are you a big fan of carnivals?

Who's not? Like, playing some games, riding some rides. Lots of sweaty carnies. Yeah. Those guys are awesome. It's the best part. And just really sweaty people. There's a lot of sweat that happens at carnivals.

How'd you meet your date? So, Madeline and I, we met on a dating app. And what'd you like about her? Well, you know, I thought she was super cute. She has these really nice eyes and messaging with her. She had a really good sense of humor. She's really into state capitals, which is like, you know,

super random. State capitals? Yeah, like she just mentioned it in her bio. We were messaging. She was like, no, it's no joke. I'm really good at knowing all the state capitals. Wow. She likes to research why they're the capital in the first place. Yeah, I know. That is interesting.

Right? Yeah. A couple of capitals have switched. They were one city. Then they became a different city. Exactly. And so, you know, and I always felt like I was pretty good at knowing those in, like, the fourth grade or whatever.

Yeah. You had to. It was a fun thing to talk about. You know, not the usual sort of like, what do you do? What do you like? That's true. Usually people on dating profiles are like, I love to hike. That's what everybody says.

I've never seen anybody like, I just really love state capitals. Right, exactly. So I was like, this is cool. This is a unique, interesting person. Right. And so how was it when you guys first met up? I mean, like one funny thing, she looked like exactly like her pictures on her profile. Oh, that's funny.

Which was really good, but she was also wearing the exact same outfit. That must be her hot outfit then, her sexy outfit. Yeah, I have that one outfit too. And I'm like, oh my God, I have it on in three photos. Dang it. Right. So, I mean, like I mentioned it and she's like, yeah, she basically said that. She's like, my god I have it on in three photos. Dang it. Right. So I mean like I mentioned it and she's like yeah she basically said that she's like look I look really good in this.

Why would I not wear it? Why not? Everybody should just have one outfit they wear all the time that is their favorite outfit. Never switch it up. And it's not a bad idea off a dating app. Like you know exactly who you're meeting then. Right? You're like oh wait that's the girl with the blue shirt. I would rather have that than show up and be like who are you yeah

so how did everything go when you were out there at the carnival any weird moments or was it all good well so there's this one thing um i wanted to win her a prize you know one of the games and i thought that'd be like romantic and fun and so i thought they had a ring toss and i've i've won ring toss a couple times in my carnival-going days. So it's like, oh, I got this. This will be a great way to sort of like show off. Like I wanted to win her like one of those ginormous stuffed animals. Every man wants to win a woman that, and no woman wants those.

I know women that want it. What do you do with them? It's just a trophy so they can walk around the fair, the carnival. You keep it for the day, and then you get rid of it later. So did you win the big stuffed animal for an impressor with your ring toss abilities? Well, so I started playing and I just like I was just off my game. I don't know what it was, but I just could not win. How much money did they suck out of you as you were losing?

Well, do you want to know the first time or the second time I played? They got you good. They got me, yes, 100%. So, like, I'm spending a lot of time and money, and I'm just getting so frustrated because, like, I should be able to do this. It's so easy. Finally, she's like, it doesn't matter.

Like, I don't care. Like, let's just go on some rides. So I'm like, okay, cool. Let's do it. So we take a break. just go on some rides so like okay cool let's let's do it so we take a break we go on some rides we're having fun and then we're walking back past the ring toss and I just have to I have to win I know that feeling and it's I've played one of those games and I'd lose and then I pass by it again I'm like if I had just more cash on me right now I would own you oh yeah I definitely went back to the ATM and and I just more cash on me right now, I would own you. Oh, yeah. I definitely went back to the ATM and I got more cash. I know that I'm doing this.

I'm winning. And so finally, I mean, I kind of win. I win her like one of those really tiny, small stuffed bears after I'd spent, you know, like 60 more bucks. Oh, my gosh. That's so not worth it. And how long was she just standing there watching you play ring toss? I mean, I wasn't keeping count, but I mean, at least a half an hour. What?

So maybe you spent too long doing that, and that's why she's not calling you back. She's like, I might. Well, I might have. You know, it's entirely possible. But, you know, but she seems super grateful for the bear. She was like, oh, this is so sweet. She wasn't just grateful the whole thing was over. God, give the man a prize already. Right. But I mean, she seemed into it. And then, you know, we ended our night by like going on the Ferris wheel and we kissed on the Ferris wheel,

which was nice. It was like a good moment. Yeah. What was that kiss like? I mean, it was sweet. It was like moisture wise. That's actually what i was looking for a moisture level count well we were both already really sweaty so it was pretty it was pretty moist so yeah but then you know after that you know carnival sort of like shutting down sort of like leaving and saying goodbye for the evening and so you know i go in for another kiss and then she kind of like averted my kiss and just went for a hug. Oh. Which was weird, right?

Because we'd already kissed. Yeah. I mean, usually to me, if you kiss once and then she doesn't want to kiss you again, it means it wasn't very good for her the first time. I was like, oh, great. I guess I'm not a good kisser. I mean, I don't know. Now I'm just so in my head about it.

Did anything happen in between the Ferris wheel kiss and then you saying goodbye to her that would make you think she wouldn't want to kiss you again? I mean, you know, we played a couple more games and did another ride, but, like, nothing out of the ordinary. Have you heard from her at all since your date? I've texted her, tried calling her, nothing. Oh, man. She was just, like, so cool and interesting,

and I already feel like we have such a great connection, and it seems like such a good starting point. And so I just, like, I just don't want to lose this one, you know? Okay, well, we'll play a song, then come back, and call her and get your second date update, okay? Right on. Thank you, guys. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. If you missed the first part of today's Second Date Update, Alex is on the phone, and Alex wants to call a girl named Madeline. They went to a carnival together, said they had a fun time. He even won her a small little teddy bear after I think he spent over $1,000 on games. He spent a lot of money trying to win her a prize. He finally won her a prize. They actually kissed when they were on the Ferris wheel. And then later when they were leaving and saying goodbye, she just gave him a hug and wouldn't kiss him again. So he's wondering if

something happened between the Ferris wheel and her going home. And something I completely forgot to bring up in the first part, Alex, is you also said that she's a big fan of state capitals. Oh, yeah, that's right. Maybe she was just not impressed with your state capital knowledge, and that's why she's not calling back. Probably Bismarck. Is it North Dakota, South Dakota? I think you got Bismarcked is what happened.

You got Bismarcked? Yeah. Oh, man. It happens to a lot of people. That's low. I don't know, man. I think I was doing pretty good on my state capitals. I mean, I even got Mount Piliere.

Oh, that's a hard one. Is that even America? pretty good on my state capitals. I mean, I even got Mount Piliere, so. Oh, that's a hard one. Is that even America? Yeah, it is. It is. It's Vermont. Is that a state? Oh, God.

This is, okay, my head's about to explode. We should just call her. Yeah. I really hope this works out for you. I'm actually rooting for you on this one, because it sounds like you really felt like this girl was special. I really appreciate that. Yeah, I think it'll be fine.

It must have been something that happened at the carnival. Like, I don't know. I mean, it must have just been some stupid thing that I wasn't even aware of. And I just feel like if we can get on the same page, it'll totally be fine. Okay, well, let's see if we can make that happen for you. I'm going to dial her phone number right now.

Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Madeline? Yes, it is. Hey, what's up, Madeline? How are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Who?

Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I know it's a weird name. Have you ever heard the... Sorry. No, I don't know it. It's a radio show. A radio show? Mm-hmm.

I'm calling you today, Madeline, because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. About me? Mm-hmm. Yep. Why? Well, because you recently went on a date with them, but now you're not calling them back.

So have you been on a lot of dates in the last few weeks? I've just been on one. And was that with somebody named Alex? Yeah. To the carnival? How do you know that? Because Alex is the dude that wants us to call you. Why?

Because he really liked you. He thought you were really cool and smart and funny and beautiful. And now he's not getting a call back. That's sweet. Yeah. Okay. I just didn't see the point because I don't think that we have a future together. From the way he described your date, everything was great.

He said that the energy between you two is awesome. He's a great guy. I just, you know, I'm looking for something that's more long-term, and I just didn't see a future with him. Well, how can you judge that based off of one date at the carnival? I don't know. Like, I just know. Like, how long do you need to know somebody before you know if you do

or don't want to spend your life with them, I mean? One minute. That's quick. Just take me One minute. That's quick. Just take me one minute. That is really quick. I'm a very good judge. Just because I don't want to be around anybody for my whole life. Oh, my God.

Was it the kiss? Because he said you guys kissed on the Ferris wheel. Was it a bad kiss? No, the kiss was fine. It was a little wet, but, you know, it could have been me. Who knows? So what was it? Well, I don't know.

It's just kind of personal. I don't know if I should say it. It's personal. You guys probably won't understand. I just don't feel like I should say it. Really? Well, he really wants to know because he liked you a lot. Well, it's the same with me.

I'm looking for, you know, a long-term relationship. I'm looking for the one. I want to get married. And there's just certain factors that I need from a man. Is he short? Too tall, too ugly? You know, sometimes I meet people and they're too ugly to date. But maybe it's that. Or is it something bigger, like he doesn't want kids and you want kids?

No, he definitely wants kids, I asked him. That's kind of the problem. The problem is he wants kids and you don't? I just really want to have a nice, beautiful family and cute kids. And I think that a lot goes into who you pick as a mate in order to, you know, ensure that your children are going to be beautiful babies. And there is this... He's going to produce ugly children?

That's what it sounds like to me. You're like, his genes are not up to par. Well, that's kind of the problem. Genetically, he doesn't work for you? Kind of. You know, there's these things at the carnival where you can actually go into a photo booth and it matches you both together to show what your children will look like. That's funny.

I know you're laughing, but it's actually fairly accurate. They have them now to where they're like 90% accurate. What? Yeah. And when we did that, Alex and I, it just, it wasn't a good result. No. Come on. That's like a fake carnival thing.

It isn't actually what your kids are going to look like. But it's pretty reliable. The computer effects are very reliable. Think what you want, but I believe it's very, very accurate. I promise. I have two babies with a man, and they turned out nothing like we expected them to look like. But you probably didn't do the computer thing at the carnival either. No, but I bet that they'd be pretty ugly if we did, you know? And they're beautiful

children. Like, you can't base something off of some weird carny game. I don't want to take that chance with Alex. Okay, so the reason you don't want to go out with him again is because you took a picture at the carnival that meshed both your faces together

to show what your kids would possibly look like, and you think the baby was ugly. Well, I think we both thought it was pretty ugly. Oh, my God, you can't. Well, why don't we ask him? Hold on. Madeline, because Alex is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What?

Madeline, are you kidding me? That's your legitimate reason for not wanting to go out with me again. Alex, I had no idea you were on the other line. I'm really sorry for embarrassing you. It's just, that's the truth. And we both agreed. It's not embarrassing for me. This is embarrassing for you.

This is your reason? Those things are garbage. It had some of my stubble on the baby. Yeah! Do you think our baby's going to be born with like 5 o'clock shadow? Well, no, of course not. But it still gives us some insight of possibly having an ugly baby.

No. What? I've done research on this and like I said, these photo booths are very accurate these days. They're like 90% accurate. Come on! You know, 10 years ago, it wasn't the same. But now they're very reliable and there's a good chance that our baby's going to be ugly and I just don't want to risk it. That's just putting the horse before the cart. We've only been on one date, and we're already talking about whether or not our baby may or may

not be ugly. I don't feel like wasting time. Like, why start a relationship with somebody where you already know off the bat that there's a good chance your child's going to be ugly, and I want a long-term relationship. I'm looking for a husband. I want to get married. There's a good chance your child's going to be ugly. And I want a long-term relationship. I'm looking for a husband. I want to get married. There's always a chance your baby's going to be ugly. And Madeline, how could you even say? I mean, like, they're 50% your genes.

What if you're the one that's contributing the ugly genes? Then you're always going to have an ugly kid. It doesn't matter. When your baby is born, that thing can literally look like a fish, and you will think it's the most beautiful thing ever. It's just how nature works. You love your own kids. You're supposed to anyway. Yeah, not everybody does.

That's the idea, right, Madeline? And if you're going for just looks, even for your children, I just don't feel like that's very smart. Well, I just think it's very important to give your baby the best future possible. I want to have an attractive baby. What are you talking about?

And I hear what you're saying about 50% me. That's true. But let me tell you, my ex-boyfriend and I did the same machine, and we actually had a very cute baby come out in the photo. Okay, so it's just how you guys mesh together, and you don't feel like you and Alex would make a good-looking baby because of the carnival picture that you took. Yes, and it made me realize that sometimes you don't know what you have until it's gone.

So I actually started texting my ex again this week. Oh, my gosh. And it looks like we're going to hang out and see. Oh, my gosh. If we could try again. What are you talking about? This is absolute insanity. I cannot believe you are giving a machine,

a carnival machine, any sort of validity on how you run your life. I mean, this is just, am I crazy for thinking this is crazy? Maybe, yeah, a little bit, Alex. I think you're being a little bit crazy about this. No, Alex, I am totally on your side right now. This is lunacy. You can think it's crazy all you want, but I have certain things that I want in my life. I know what I want. And if things go well with my ex, then who knows? I feel like we could really have a better shot at producing a beautiful child than Alex and I.

Okay. Well, it sounds like you guys are getting along great. So Madeline, would you like to go on a second date with Alex? We will pay for it. I don't think it's a good idea. Oh my gosh. Alex, are you disappointed in that? At this point, not at all. Alex, I'm sorry if this whole thing hurts your feelings. I mean, you should definitely go back to a carnival and try with other women. You never know, but I have a feeling that

all the results are going to be a little negative. Oh! Wow! Well, Alex, you're going to have a fugly baby. Sorry. Apparently. Okay, yeah, sure. You're right. That's what I'll do. I'll just be lining up women to hopefully find the one time that I can maybe produce a beautiful baby. Yeah.

That's such a good visual. The good news, Alex, is you get to spend more time at the carnival, and I think that's a highlight for you. So I'm considering this a successful second date update. Thanks a lot. See you at the carnival. Broken Jubal in the morning. Texting at 78592 says, that girl is dumb. I think I'm actually dumber for listening to the second date update.

Broken Jubal in the morning. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Alex wanted to call his girl Madeline. Alex took her to a carnival and spent a ton of money at games and booths trying to win some stuffed animals for her. They actually kissed on the Ferris wheel. but then when they were leaving, she just said bye and didn't kiss him again. When we called her and got her on the phone, she revealed that they visited a booth where they take your faces and mix them together to show what your future kids will look like.

And Madeline took it very seriously. And she thought their carnival baby was so ugly that they wouldn't have a future together because all they would produce were ugly babies She got back together with her ex yes her and her ex did the same photo booth and she thought those kids were cute Yep, it actually drove her back into her other relationship. Yeah, it sounds like a healthy relationship, too Yeah, that's good. I mean add kids to any relationship and things get easier. That's what they always say. They decided not go out again because now she has a boyfriend, a new old boyfriend, I guess. Somebody texted in at 78592 and says, my husband and I did the same thing.

And our kids were hideous in the pictures. And they turned out even more hideous in real life. That's not what they texted in. They ended it by saying, and our kids are cute. Anyway, they aren't going out again, and hopefully she'll have cute babies in the future. Oh my God, she's going to have them. And not those ugly babies that they would have had together. A meltdown.

Put it back in! Put it back in! I don't want that one! Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended

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