Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Clean Up Your Act

Episode Date: November 28, 2018

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As a matter of fact, that's why it's called the Mona Lisa. Not a lot of people know that because when Leonardo da Vinci painted it, all the ladies saw it and moaned. Little known art fact. Oh, thank you for our art education this morning. Sounds like we have a modern day da Vinci on the phone with us. His name is Nathan. And I say that because Nathan apparently took the girl he wants to

call today to a painting class. How fun. And Nathan, did she moan? A little. What? Nice. Come on, Nathan. Not right off the top, all right?

Listen, we got to work up to that kind of information. I mean, I'm a good artist. What can I say? Yeah. Before you tell us about the date, first of all, what's her name? Her name is Madeline. Madeline, all right. And how did you meet Madeline?

We met online. Okay. Cool. And what stood out about her? I got to say, she just kind of had these eyes, these nurturing eyes that kind of resonated with me. Okay. Good. I'm glad you described the eyes.

I thought you were just going to leave it at she had these eyes. And I was like, whoa. You don't have very high standards, do you, Nathan? No. It did. It was really her eyes, and they stuck out to me. I mean, is that how you opened with her, like with a compliment about her eyes?

I did. I did. I mean... Good. Okay. So, other than you hitting her up online about her eyes, obviously you guys went out. Otherwise, you wouldn't be on the phone for a second date update. Tell us about your date. Well, I don't know.

I thought it was something that we could talk and be interactive. So we did an art class with like wine and yeah. And had you ever done one of those painting classes before? I had once before. Okay. Yeah. Not as a date. Well, how'd it go as a date other than just painting with your bros I thought pretty well was there like a

moment that sticks out about the date whether that's good or bad yeah she actually liked my work and she does mean she's like you're like a modern Bob Ross and I was like all right I'll take because there is nothing sexier than Bob Ross. Happy little clouds. They're very happy. Is that all you did then? Went painting? No. We went to go to my apartment to actually hang it up. Oh, that is a smooth transition.

Was that your idea or hers? Because that's a pretty slick line. You know, I said that I would like to hang it up and she said, well, let's go hang it up at yours. She volunteered to come with me. Okay. All right. And who held the nail?

She did. All right. Now you can touch your nail, bro. Yeah. What happened back at the apartment? Did you, I mean, was it on? I made her tea. It was, like, very relaxed, chill, and it was all good.

We hung up the piece of work. Was that the only nailing that happened? I know, like, get to the juicy part. Regrettably, you know, first date, first date, I didn't want to go too far, gentlemen. Okay. But after we hung it up, it was kind of weird frankly she told me she had to go meet her maintenance guy at her apartment what okay that's that's a weird excuse to leave unless she like had an appointment and knew about it

earlier but you think she would have told you that I don't know I thought that was really weird because usually maintenance guys have keys to the building and I thought that was really weird was this was this like a friday night was it late it was friday it wasn't crazy late it was like 10 30 11. 10 30 11 yeah that is kind of late i mean maybe but we were having a good time it just came out of the blue so that was it she left to go meet her maintenance guy and did you get a kiss or a hug or anything like that? Yeah, I gave her a hug and it didn't feel like, you know, she didn't pull away or anything. It felt nice. And then she left.

Why do I picture her using maintenance guy in quotes, like air quotes around it when she told you? Whoa, like she's running off to the next guy or something? I don't know. Something else. Something other than you. Anything other than you is what it sounds like. Have you talked to her since she left? I haven't heard from her at all. No text call in about four days. And you've tried to get a hold of her?

I've definitely tried to get a hold of her. So it seems like an excuse. And what do you think could have gone wrong? Well, the only thing is, like, I like really strong teas. And, you know, teas can have an effect. And my my experience girls don't love you know using the bathroom so maybe that was just her quick idea to get out and because of the cheese well i mean there are some teas that you know do a number on your system oh teas i couldn't tell if you're saying teas or cheese both can cause problems.

So you're thinking maybe you gave her a T and it had a laxative effect and she's embarrassed now? Yes. Alright, well, play a song and then come back and call her and see if that is the reason she's not calling you back, alright? Alright, that'd be awesome.

Okay, hang on. We'll get your second date update right after this. Yo, man. 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us, Nathan is on the phone, and he wants to call a girl named Madeline. They went out to an art class together, and actually went back to his place to hang up

the art, and that ends up being all that happened. They literally hung up the art. She had some tea, and then she made probably one of the lamest excuses to get out of a date that we've heard in Second Date Update history. So congratulations, Nathan. You have now made the record books and getting blown off in the worst way possible.

Wow. Yeah, I don't know if that's a good thing. Yeah, maybe not. She told Nathan she had to leave at like 10 or 11 o'clock on a Friday night because she had to let a maintenance guy into the building. You know, even she in her head was like, really? A maintenance guy? That's all I could think of?

And now Nathan is not getting a call back. All right, Nathan, we're going to try to get her on the phone. Are you ready? I am ready. All right. Be prepared, Nathan, because I have a feeling you did something really wrong that you're very clueless about. All right. Well, let's find out.

Okay, here we go. I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Hello? Hi, is this Madeline? Yes. Hey, Madeline, how are you? This is Jubal from the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

Okay. Okay. How you doing? I'm okay. What's this about? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah. I'm calling you today because

we got an email into our show about you. Why? Another good question. You're full of good questions, Madeline, because we do a segment on our show. It's called the second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. And we got an email about you from a dude named Nathan. What? Nathan? Yes. Do you remember going out with a guy named Nathan? Oh.

Yeah. Okay. Well, Nathan emailed us because he said he had a really fun time with you, and he thinks that your excuse to leave late on a Friday night that the maintenance guy needed to be let into your building was just a really horrible excuse to get out of the date. And we all agree with him, by the way. That sounds like the biggest excuse ever. I don't remember what excuse he used.

I already blocked him. I don't understand why you're calling me. You've even blocked him? What? Yeah. Why? He said that you guys went back to his apartment. Was there something creepy in there?

It just freaked me out. It was just really weird. Can you tell us what was weird? I just got this really bad vibe when I walked in. The place was just super clean. Like, it was just weird. I got a really bad vibe and creepy feeling. Was there, like, something specific? Because super clean and he sounds like a nice guy

who didn't want to push you to do anything you weren't ready for on a first date. After an art class. Yeah. I just got this eerie feeling when i walked in it was like serial killer clean like stereo sterile clean like everything wiped out not a speck of dust it was just so strange no guy's apartment's that clean so you're saying his place was too clean and it creeped you out yeah that's it he had a clean place and that's why? No, you've got to understand, though, it wasn't just clean. It was like a team of people came and wiped this place clean of fingerprints.

It was just weird. And you know when you just get that feeling inside? It's like something bad happened here. What? I need to go. It made you think what? Do you think he's a serial killer or something? No, I don't know.

But I'm just saying it was way too clean. Something's wrong with that. Maybe he's just, you know, one of those OCD types that really like a clean house. Or maybe he read the decluttering book that everybody reads. It's not that clean unless you just moved in and took the plastic off of everything. There is nothing out of place. It's like a museum. I think he sounds dreamy.

Can he move into my house and improve some things that I've got going on? Go for it. That's on you. Be my guest. I don't want to be anywhere near him. What about on the phone with him? No, I don't even want to talk to him. Oh, that's a shame.

Because he's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. You're kidding. No, I'm not. Unless he hung up. Nathan, are you still there? I'm here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Hi, Madeline. Hi, Nathan. I guess you heard all that. Yeah. You know, I don't see a problem with my apartment being so clean. It might not be a problem. It just, it's unusual, and I'm just not used to that, and so, yeah. Madeline, you're being really nonchalant when you were basically just accusing the guy of scrubbing his house because there was maybe dead bodies earlier in the evening. She didn't know he was on the phone.

But that's what it sounded like. Like you're getting rid of all fingerprints. Nathan, have you killed anyone in your apartment? I have not. I'm sorry. I just got a weird vibe when I came in. Madeline, why would you want to be dirty? Why would you want that? dirty? Why would you want that?

What? I don't. I'm just saying your place is, like, so clean. It's just freaky. I mean, I have had people comment on how clean it is, but I don't like dirty things. Dirty things really upset me. Okay, so now I'm starting to get a little bit on Madeline's side now, Nathan.

That was kind of creepy. See? See? I'm not crazy. I don't want to keep at it like that, you guys. Did you mean it in the way that it sounded? Because it sounded super creepy the way you said that, Nathan. Yeah, you said it upsets you instead of a noise.

No, I just didn't mean to be creepy. You guys, give this guy, Madeline, I feel like you're missing out on possibly a really good guy because you're making a lot of implications on just a clean house. I can clean my own house, seriously. Why? I mean, would you rather have a dirty boy?

Because I've known dirty boys, and I refuse to be a dirty boy. Are you just messing with us now, Nathan? Nathan, are you doing this on purpose? Doing what? Nothing. Nothing, yeah, never mind. I mean, I've told you, if dirt is bad, it's the enemy. And if I see dirt, I will get rid of it.

I like a clean apartment. Get rid of it? See, guys, what happens if I come in and my shoes are a little dirty or something like that? There will be no dirty shoes in my apartment. Whoa, okay. Because I would ask you to take them off. I just don't like dirty Whoa. Okay. Because I would ask you to take them off. I just don't like dirty things. Okay.

But, Nathan, what happens if we're eating and I drop something or spill something or make a mess? Then what? Then we'll clean it up right away.

Okay. You're going to get angry at me? I do not get angry. I just clean the dirt. Oh my gosh. This is so strange. I'm going to kill you. I'm talking about a beef ring.

Nathan, you're obviously passionate about cleaning. Very. Madeline, listen. If you come over again, I will show you that we can make something dirty together And then I will clean it up Okay, that sounds like a great second Yeah, it does On that note, I'm just going to ask you, Madeline

Would you like to go out with Nathan on a second date? We will pay for it, even if it's cleaning supplies As something as that is, I'm okay to not go. Yeah. You sure? I feel like trusting your gut may not be a bad choice for you. Well, you know, Madeline, I'm really bummed that you'd rather date a dirty boy than me. You're making a mistake.

Stop saying dirty boy. All right, Madeline. So take care, because the dirty will be judged. Goodbye. What? Oh, my God. Okay, I think you need to do more than just block him. Madeline, are you still there?

I'm a little freaked out and scared. Yeah, I'm so worried. Everyone with the blocking, and here you guys opened that back up, like freaking Pandora's box. He doesn't know anything about you other than your phone numbers and stuff, right? Yeah, he doesn't know anything. He probably doesn't even know my last name. I blocked him on everything.

Okay, good. All right. Yeah, you are safe. And I feel sorry for all the dirty boys out there right now because Nathan sounds like he might be fired up to do some cleaning tonight. I hope not. Broken Jubal in the morning. I got a text in at 78592 that says,

I think it's our obligation to alert the FBI to that second date update. And I think you might be right. At first, I didn't think the dude was weird, but definitely now I've changed my opinion. If you missed today's second date update, this girl Madeline was not calling this dude Nathan back after their date because his apartment was too clean, she said. She said it was almost serial killer clean.

She said it was so sterile that she just got a really bad vibe from the place, like horrible things that happened there. And that's why he had to clean it up so much. It seemed pretty ridiculous. But when we were talking to Nathan, he said some creepy things. Like dirty things upset me.

Yeah, and not like dirty, like, oh, girl, you're so dirty. Yeah, like dirty. I don't like dirty things. That's the tone. And he asked Madeline why she would want to go out with a dirty boy. Yeah. And again, it wasn't

like a dirty boy. It was like, dirty boys must die. Kind of the way he said it. He didn't say die, but his tone implied it. Yeah, it kind of did. Yeah, this guy's like Dexter for doing clean people. He didn't say die, but his tone implied it. Yeah, it kind of did. Very, very creepy vibe

from the guy. In the end, Madeline decided to stick with her gut and no second date update and she's blocked him on everything she says. Good.

But hopefully he's not out there cleaning right now. Yeah. If you know what I mean. Remember, you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

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