Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Commando Boy

Episode Date: August 31, 2018

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Second date update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today met the girl that he wants to call at every horny bachelor's favorite hunting ground a wedding that's right not what i thought you were gonna say where they love to go troll for ladies his name is ryan what's up ryan hey how's it going guys what's up you horny bachelor uh guilty as charged oh my god i love how all your dudes are on the same page on this one, and I'm just learning this. Yeah, I mean, you know, everybody knows that the best place to meet a girl is definitely at a wedding. So tell us about the girl that you want to call today, and when did you pounce during the wedding?

Well, her name is Rose. We were both in the party, so she was one of the bridesmaids, I was a groomsman. She caught my eye, so, you know, we walked down the aisle together. So we had a lot of time to chit chat. Oh, was she actually the person that you were paired up with? It was. Yeah. So we were on the farm. We had to stand there waiting and all that.

Good for you. Wow. I mean, the reason why is because we were the only two single people. So they put us together. That makes sense. It was less fate and then being like, well, you two losers don't have anybody. You can walk down the aisle together. Yeah, so we had a few drinks at the reception.

Everybody was getting loose. Everybody was dancing. I was joking around, and, you know, I thought she was cute. I was going to ask her out, so it was a wedding. I decided to get down on one knee. Nice. No, you didn't.

In the middle of the reception? Yeah, I mean, it was a good time. Everybody was joking around, so I got down on one knee and I proposed a date to her. Did she cry? She didn't cry. I could tell she was a little embarrassed by it. She's like, get up, you idiot.

She's got a really cool, dry sense of humor, really sarcastic, which I find that attractive. And I'm assuming she said yes, since you're doing a second date update now. Yeah, she said yes. So I was stoked about it. It seemed like a good match. Awesome. What'd you guys do on your date? We went out to a sushi spot that I really like, and it was great. I guess the only one thing that I'm going back and I'm thinking like, what did I do? Did I say something stupid? And there was a part where she, I don't know how we landed on this topic of conversation, but we started talking about underwear.

And I basically just told her, I was like, I don't like, I personally don't believe in underwear. I just, you don't believe in it. Like, you don't think that it's an actual thing? Cause I can tell you it exists. No, I know it's an actual, it's an actual thing because I can tell you it exists. No, I know it's an actual thing. I got that, but I just think it's unnecessary. I think it's the most uncomfortable thing that man has invented. It's just no need. Why do you have to wear underwear?

Who knew that underwear was a belief system? I didn't know that until now. You're pretty passionate about going commando, it sounds like. I just don't feel the need to wear underwear. Why am I going to restrict myself? It's not like I'm wearing see-through pants or something. Like, what's the big deal? Did you take that as like you trying to imply like, hey, lady, take your panties off? That's what I'm sort of wondering and I'm worried about, which is not at all what I was saying.

I wasn't trying to be creepy, but now looking back on it, I'm like, I don't know if I thought I was making a comment on my manhood. I don't know. Yeah, I could see how that could look like you're whispering across the table like, I'm not wearing any underwear. Just giving her a tip on what's going on. Give her a wink. Yeah. I could see how that could be a little weird. Did she act strange after that you know

there was like probably a couple minutes of just sort of awkward like okay now i got to get the conversation back on track but after that everything seemed to be cool you know that was like three quarters of the way through the date so i would say i would say the last quarter was like smooth sailing okay how did it all end? obviously sushi so she was like i feel like my breath smells like fish and i don't feel comfortable kissing you with my breath smelling like this i said oh i don't mind because obviously i i had sushi too and she was like no i'm not into that i'm sorry do you feel like she legit thought her breath smelled like fish or you feel like it was an excuse i'd like to think that it was legit but now without hearing from her i'm like maybe that was an excuse yeah because if you're both eating the same thing, it doesn't matter.

That's what I think. Like, I've had onions before and I've been out on dates with girls who've had onions or garlic or whatever. Like, it's always that sort of thing. It's like, it doesn't really matter, you know? So have you tried to get a hold of her? Yeah. You know, I dropped her a text later that night and I said it was really great hanging out with you. Let's do it again.

And I didn't hear from her that night. Like the next day, the middle of the afternoon, she was like, yeah, that was a lot of fun. But then like I sent her another text trying to set something up and I got sort of like a noncommittal response. Like, yeah, maybe so. Hit me up later in the week. And did you hit her up after that? I did. And then I didn't hear anything.

So. And you sound like such a lovely date from your description. Well, except for the underwear thing. Sounds like a good date. I don't know. I don't think that's too bad of a, like, that's not a put-off to me. That's a little weird. But I dated a guy who went commando all the time, and I kind of, like, had a thing for it.

I don't know. Oh, God. I'm broke. I mean, maybe you and I should go out broke. Maybe that's it. No, that's not what I'm saying. All right, man. Well, we'll play a song, come back,

and I'm going to support you on this one 100%. During the song, I'm going to go take my underwear off and do this commando with you. Alright? We'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Okay, I appreciate that. Alright, man. Hang on. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Ryan is on the phone with us.

And Ryan, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's that? And hopefully this isn't going to come off as creepy as it did on your date, but are you wearing underwear? Oh! He finally got uncomfortable about it. I'm waiting for the answer, Ryan. I mean, I told you who I am. You know who I am.

You know the answer. I think the answer is no. Like I said, if you're just joining us, Ryan told us about his first date with a girl named Rose. He said the only thing that went weird was somehow they got on the subject of underwear. And Ryan says that he doesn't believe in underwear and shared that with her on a first date. He thinks that might have come off a little creepy to be focusing on his hatred for underwear during the date. But other than that, he says everything seemed fine. She's not calling him back, though, and it's been a little while.

So we're about to get her on the phone and see what went wrong. And you guys met when you were in a wedding party for mutual friends. Did you find out from the newlyweds if she had said anything to them about how your guys' date went? I mean, I asked, but they said no, she hasn't mentioned anything. So I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out. It's just confusing because she seemed to have a good time. I had a good time.

All right. I'm going to call her right now, okay? Cool. Here we go. Hello? Hello? Hi, is Rose there? Yeah, speaking. Hey, Rose, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Oh, okay. What's going on? Is there a reason why you're calling me? There is. We actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. Okay. An email about me? It's a guy you went out on a date with. Really? Yeah. His name is Ryan. And I'm sure you remember Ryan. He says you guys met at a friend's wedding. Yeah. Okay. Well, he emailed us and told us a little bit about your date, but he also told us that

you're not calling him back. So he asked if we could find out why you don't want to see him. Oh, wow. Okay. He sounded really excited about you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Did you not like going out with him? I mean, I don't know if this is going to go anywhere. And why is that? Can you tell us? Oh my God, this is kind of awkward. I can tell you what he told us. Okay. So he said that you guys met at the wedding and had fun and then went to go get sushi. Yeah. He said there was one awkward moment during your date and he thinks that might be the reason

you're not calling him back. Did he tell you what that was? Yeah. He said that he went into a little thing about how he doesn't believe in underwear and how he doesn't like underwear and it's constricting and all that. And he says he thought that might have weirded you out. Yeah. Yeah, that happened. I mean, it was that was a lot of information on a first date. Was that was that the pivot point that turned you off from him? Well, he didn't even really need to tell me that part. What? About the underwear?

Yeah. You know, he was wearing shorts. I noticed at one point when I got up to go to the bathroom that he may have been revealing a little too much in the shorts. Wait, what do you mean? Be specific. I need specific. I think I know. Wait, what do you mean? Be specific. I need specific. I think I know.

Yeah, I think I do too. I think you guys know. Like he was kind of hanging out for the world to see? Yeah. I mean, I wasn't sure, but then he starts talking about how he doesn't believe in underwear, and I thought, no, I was 100% right, I guess.

I can tell. All right, so maybe he should have been wearing underwear. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So, wait, do you think it was an accident? Or was he, like, putting it on display for you? Oh, God. I don't know.

I hope it was an accident. I hope it was an accident, too. It was just a lot of information at once. A lot of information. You should have reached across the table and tucked it back in for him. Oh, God. I mean, if you guys were wearing shorts, would that be an easy mistake to make? If you sit down, you never know.

I mean, yeah. I feel like the shorts must have been pretty small. You must have not adjusted. Yeah. I don't know if I need to hear this. Do you think it was an accident? I don't know. But, you know, to be honest, I don't really care.

I don't know if I want to know. I don't feel like that's fair. I mean, if you had a nip slip and nobody told you about it, like, it's not something that you should get blamed for. But it's different. I mean, what if I a nip slip and nobody told you about it, like it's not something that you should get blamed for. But it's different. I mean, what if I was doing it on purpose and I didn't care and it was just out there? I know how we can find out if he knew that he was sort of dangling about. You know, like I said before, I really don't care at this point. Well, I think Ryan cares and he's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you.

What are you talking about? I mean that Ryan's been listening to this conversation, and he wants to talk to you. What? All right, in my defense, I had absolutely no idea that I was exposing myself to you. You flasher, you. Honestly, I'm being absolutely sincere here. Like, I apologize. That is not at all.

I wasn't trying to do, like, a one-two punch of, hey, maybe look at this. And, oh, I don't like underwear. Like, I swear to you, I had no idea that I was hanging out. Okay. No, I'm being serious. It sounds like I'm joking, but I am absolutely dead serious. I did not know that it was happening, nor would I have done anything like that. So if I made you feel uncomfortable, I sincerely apologize.

I'm just wondering why you brought it up at that point then. It's a strange thing to bring up on a first date. It is, but the conversation sort of went there, and I wasn't trying to necessarily steer it there. And then it was like, oh, we sort of landed on that topic. And the fact that you saw that right beforehand is absolutely a coincidence. It's an unfortunate coincidence. It's an unfortunate coincidence. Did you not feel a

breeze or anything? It's not like I was engineering the date to be all about my junk. You seeing it, me talking about it. If you're a guy who goes commando, you think you'd be super careful in shorts if that's a likelihood of happening. Exactly.

I'm usually careful, but maybe I had a napkin in my lap, so maybe I thought if anything was popping out like i don't know like that's never told me about this before so if i have been exposing myself inadvertently i feel terrible about that yeah now you have something to be aware of i mean if I've gone home for the holidays or something, I'm sitting here like with my junk hanging out. I didn't know it, so. Well, now you know. So, yeah.

I mean, look, again, I cannot apologize profusely enough. I mean, I really, I had a great time with you and I hope that, I mean, you seem to have a, you do have a really

great sense of humor. I hope maybe you mean you seem to have a you do have a really great sense of humor I hope maybe you can just sort of understand that this was absolutely inadvertent and not in any way some sort of pervy sleazy thing that I was trying to pull on you so I would love to take you out again and I will promise to

I will promise to wear underwear on our next date That was so hard for him, Rose. Rose. Do you know what he's doing for you right now? Would you like to go out with Ryan on a second date? We will pay for it. And we'll pay for his underwear, too.

If you give him one more shot. You know, at this point, I mean, it's a very heartfelt message, but I'm skeptical. I don't know. Come on, Rose. You guys were in the same wedding for two of your best friends. Like, do you think that your friend's going to be marrying some sleazeball who would have a friend who would expose himself? Like, there's got to be some trust circle there, right? Yeah, I have references. If you need references, I have references. That's a good point.

I don't know. It's just, is underwear never an option? It's a lot. I will say this. If I'm wearing shorts, it's something that in the future I will definitely take into consideration and wear. I just need to suck it up and put on some boxer briefs or something. Yeah, dude, before you get arrested. Just be uncomfortable for a little while.

It's just a couple hours, you know. Before you get arrested. Terribly uncomfortable to me. But, yeah, I mean, I would do that. Rose, what do you think? One more shot? Come on. One day.

If underwear is provided, I will go on a second date with you. Yay! There you go. Congratulations, Ryan. Thank you. I mean, on a Sunday with you. There you go. Congratulations, Ryan. Thank you. I mean, Rose, that's awesome. And I do, I think I have a pair of underwear somewhere around my house

that I can scrub. All right, well. I mean, and I promise you, like, if I do not have them, I will buy them. I'll buy a three-pack. So, I mean, there we go. If you don't have a pair, Ryan,

I'll send you a pair of mine. We can share. Lovely. Thank you. podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.

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