Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Hangry For Love

Episode Date: May 3, 2019

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You have to be obsessed with the human condition. Listen to Building One on the iHeartRadio app, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brook and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update The guy on the phone for a second date update today seems to know why his date went wrong. He says it's because he sort of kind of catfished her. What? Not really, but he kind of catfished her.

Is there a kind of of that? I'll let him explain. Daniel, what's up? How are you? Hey, how you doing? Not too bad. So you sort of catfished your date? I guess you could say that. I met her on a dating app, and we ended up going out to lunch.

I guess the background real quick is just that I am about 60 pounds heavier than my photo on there. Oh. Okay. So you've gained some weight since posting your photo or you chose a skinny photo to post well i actually gained a bunch of weight because i had to move back home with my mom i mean that's like a long story but she's just like heavy butter cooker like just yeah right i feel you on that i do too though yeah i was gain weight when i was but you didn't update your picture with the weight gain. Well, the thing is, I didn't want to post a picture of me, like, heavy.

Just that would not be getting me very many swipes. So I, you know, I just figured that I would be getting rid of that weight, which is what I told her when I met her. And it's true. Like, I've been on a diet, like, no carbs, just, like, you know, trying to get rid of this weight and, you know, that I'm not going to look like this in a few months. I get that. It's, like, the same reason I keep my skinny jeans, even though I can't fit into them. Eventually, they'll still work. Exactly.

All right. What's her name, by the way? Her name's Kristen. Kristen. Okay. And you said that you explained that to her. So obviously you felt self-conscious when you showed up. You're like, I know I'm going to look different than my picture.

Yes. So I was pretty upfront about that. And that seemed to be OK. What was her reaction? It was chill. Like she wasn't like mad and she didn't seem genuinely upset. Maybe a little surprised, but, you know, it seemed OK. She didn't like body shame you and walk out no she's a really nice person and i don't think particularly like shallow so i think that was really cool okay so tell us about the date then how was it well since i just told her

about how i'm on this diet i felt like I had to order a salad, you know? So what ended up happening was that she had ordered, like, this chicken parm sandwich. And when the food came, she went to the bathroom. And I just, I don't know, I hadn't had, like, a carb in, like, three days or something. The chicken parm just looked so good. So I was just thinking I could just take, like, a nibble or something.

No! You ate her sandwich? I just took a bite, and then that was just the best thing I'd ever tasted in my life. So, like, I had, like, another bite or three. Oh, no! You couldn't stop, dude! Oh, my God! What happened when she came back to the table and half her food was gone? Well, I realized before she got back, so I flagged down the waiter,

and they had a soup and half a sandwich special for lunch. I was like, can you bring soup real quick? So thinking maybe that she would think that they brought that special, and it was just half a sandwich. Oh, my God. I'm going to say that's an actually genius cover-up. That's smart, yeah. It was a pretty good idea.

So he bought the soup, and she came back, and she didn't seem to notice anything, I didn't think. Okay. Oh, my God. Well, how did every, was the conversation good and everything else? Honestly, after, like, I had that half a sandwich, I felt, like, better than I felt in days. Oh, my God.

The conversation was great, and we had a great time, like I had that half sandwich I felt like better than I felt in days oh my god the conversation was great and we had a great time and I mean the only thing like later there might have been a time when I would have normally tried to kiss her but I didn't want to I didn't want her to smell the chicken parm sandwich oh god right taste that sandwich you'd be busted yeah I will say if you're meeting for lunch it would be a weird thing to do a kiss, I think, at the end of a lunch date. I just didn't want to risk it, you know? You just feel guilty the whole time. Yeah, you're like, how's the sandwich?

I've never had that before. Is it good? I bet it tastes good. Yeah. Did she seem into you at the end of everything? It just seemed like a nice time. I mean, that's why I'm trying to see, like, what might have happened. Yeah.

I thought she would definitely be responding to me. Like I said, she seemed like a nice person, but she just totally ghosted me. And I'm kind of trying to figure out which, maybe what part of it. Maybe she figured out that you ate her sandwich. I'd be pissed. Do you know how pissed I'd be? Yeah, I can imagine. I just hope that that's not it.

Okay, well, we'll play a song and then come back and call and get your second date update, alright? Okay. Okay, hang on. If you're just tuning in to today's second date update, Daniel is on the phone and he thinks he might not be getting a call back from a girl named Kristen because he met her and he was actually 60 pounds heavier than his profile picture because apparently he lived with his mom for a little while and gained a bunch of weight because

mom likes to cook with butter that was his excuse so but also he ate half her sandwich too on the date so we're about to find out if either one of those is the issue all right Daniel you ready to give her a call yeah I'm I'm just going to say, if it's really because you ate half of her sandwich, she's got to see the humor in it. I don't think that there's a woman alive that hasn't been super hungry at some point and felt like she couldn't eat what she wanted to.

She should understand. I really hope so. I still feel like, wow, I shouldn't have done that. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Here we go, okay? Okay. Hello?

Hi, may I speak to Kristen, please? Yes, this is Kristen. Kristen, how are you? This is Jubal from the radio show Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Um, for real? Yeah, for real. I'm on the radio right now? I didn't say that. I just said this is Jubal calling from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What's going on?

Not much. What's going on with you? Just the usual. I don't know you, so I have no idea what the usual is. I'm actually just taking a break from work and stuff, and I got this call. I'm a number. Okay, I guess I'll answer it. You sound so nervous. You're like giggle nervous. I am. I'm calling you today because we do a segment on our show.

It's called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you from a dude named Daniel. From Daniel? Yep. Okay. You remember going out with Daniel? Yes, I went on a date with Daniel.

Right. And Daniel emailed us and told us about your date. He also said that you ghosted him after and you guys aren't even talking anymore and he wants to know if he did something wrong. He really liked you. He said that you guys had really good chemistry and lots of great conversation. What exactly do you guys know about the situation? Well, he know that you guys met online and that you met up for lunch. He said everything seemed to be great between you two. He did say that he's a little heavier in person than his profile picture. And he thought maybe that was the reason. Yes, that is part of it.

For sure. There were a lot of red flags. I'll tell you that. He said that you were super kind about it and that he explained that he had moved back into his mom's house for a while. He gained some weight and you were way understanding. I mean, look, I'm not judgmental, you know, and it just didn't seem like that's his issue. It's not mine, you know, so I'll just kind of listen. Okay, but you said red flags, so what red flags? Yeah, there were a lot of red flags.

He started out with that he's living with his parents with no explanation, and he ordered a salad and i ordered what was it like a sandwich but you know not worried about my weight or anything but he kept insisting that i would eat a salad what so he just like kept going try my salad try my salad when i finally said no he just said okay fine and slammed his fork down on the table whoa that's aggressive yeah i was like whoa, whoa, dude, whoa. Okay, red flag. Okay.

But then after that, the worst part was he kept berating me about my food that I ordered. How? Well, I ordered, I think it was an eggplant parmesan, I believe, and it's just not as healthy as his salad, I guess. So he just kept going, that's unhealthy. Do you know how many carbs are in that? Do you know how much calories are in that? What?

I'm like, just let me enjoy my half a sandwich. What the heck? The guy who shows up 60 pounds heavier than his picture is food shaming you over what you should and should not be eating. I don't know. Maybe he was trying to make himself feel better because he wasn't allowed to have it, but it didn't come off well to me.

Yeah, I didn't even get dessert because I already knew what was going on, and I said no, and he pressured me to get the cheesecake. What? He didn't even get dessert because I already knew what was going on and I said no. And he pressured me to get the cheesecake. What? He pressured you to get cheesecake? After all that? I don't know if he was upset because he started to cry and walk away. No!

Wait, cry because you wouldn't order the cheesecake or because it was coming and he didn't eat any? Because I wouldn't order the cheesecake. At this point I was like, oh, he's just going to shame me might try to eat my cheesecake. I want to enjoy it, you know. But when he started to cry and walk away, I was like, very confused. Like, is he coming back? Is he skipping out on the bill? But he came back and he paid the bill. And you know, we said goodbye. And I didn't think i'd hear from him because i'd be embarrassed if i did that you know but since then i received a bunch of texts and one of them would just put me over the

edge it was asking for money for the bill since he said he only ordered salad and i'm like what's with this guy i mean no matter what if you're going on a date with someone and you pay it's pretty bad form to venmo him after and be like, hey, you owe me for that. Yeah, I mean, red flag city. And look, I have only so many heartbeats in my life. And why waste them on someone that it wouldn't benefit either of us? Look, I'm not interested. I can see why you actually ghosted him.

Like, I wouldn't give him any explanation either. I wouldn't give him any more of my time. Makes sense, Kristen. But can you give him a few more minutes? Because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What? Sorry. Yeah. Unless he hung up. Daniel, are you still there? I'm still here. Daniel. Oh, my God. Kristen, hey. Wow. I can't believe I'm hearing what I'm hearing. Like, you know, I'm on a diet and it's just like, I don't know if you've ever been on one, it's like, it really messes with your head.

So like, I thought you would understand what I'm going through. I can't empathize with what you're going through, but the other factors are the reasons, not the fact that you are on a diet or you look differently. You know, you obviously are, you've got your own issues and you need to deal with those. Those aren't on me. Yeah. Okay. Look, look, look, look,

I'll explain the salad thing and what really happened okay okay well what happened well basically you went to the bathroom and you had your chicken parm sandwich there and i tried it and then it was i basically ate half of the sandwich oh no, no. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? You ate my food? Well, I was weak with hunger. I guess I didn't realize. Right. You could have told me.

Well, I guess I could have. I just felt really bad. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to. Daniel, that doesn't explain the anger over her not trying your salad, does it? Well, I just felt so guilty about the sandwich that I just really wanted her to eat the salad, and then I would just feel like we were even, you know? So you got mad at her because she didn't make you feel better because she didn't eat any of your salad.

I didn't get mad at her. It was just, like, the hunger, like, the low blood sugar. Like, I was, like, hangry, you know what I mean? The hunger got mad at her. Did the hunger make you cry over dessert, too? Yeah, what was that? It had to be. I mean, like, I must have severe low blood sugar count.

Dude, you cannot blame being a total a-hole on your date on just being hungry. I don't think you get it, though. Like, three days of no carbs. Like, I don't even know what I was saying. You know what I mean? It's pretty intense. You quite obviously need some help, Daniel. You really do. You need to go see a dietician,

a therapist, or something. You need to be honest with yourself. I just need a hamburger, not a therapist. Maybe eat a hamburger then, man. Daniel, what she's trying to say is try a different diet. If you can't function as a normal person not eating carbs, then maybe that's not the right avenue for you to lose weight.

Maybe you need to lace that hamburger with some psychotropic medication and make you feel better. I don't know. Later, there's dating sites for this, you know, but I'm not on that. Is there a dating site for people who get really angry over food? I'm sure there is. It's hangrydaters.com. Yeah, something like that.

You guys are looking at this the whole wrong way. Like, I'm doing a good thing, and you're seeing me, like, struggle through the worst right here. So, like, it's only going to get better from here. I'm going to get, like, better looking and more control of this. So, you know what I mean? Nice. Okay. Well, in that case, Kristen, would you like to go out with Daniel on a second date?

We'll pay for it. He's getting better. You know what they say. Date an angry chubby guy. Marry a really stable hot guy. I think I'd wait until the chubby guy gets stable and then try to date him. Well, okay, fine. You don't have to be such a bitch about it.

I'm sorry. I'm just like, honestly, like, I haven't even eaten anything today yet. Okay, there it is. Okay. Daniel, I'm sorry. No second date, man. But go get. As far as I'm concerned, just go shove a carrot up your behind, there it is. Okay. Daniel, I'm sorry. No second date, man. But go get... As far as I'm concerned,

just go shove a carrot up your behind and leave me alone. Yeah, shove a carrot in your behind and a donut in your mouth or something so you get some carbs

and calm down. You guys just aren't like getting that. I mean, seriously, no one's listening to me. Whoa. Whoa, buddy. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Yeah, I'm just... Oh, my God. I'm just like feeling kind of like dizzy and weak because I seriously have not had a bike. Oh, my God. Like, I had, like, a canned peach earlier. That's, like, all I've had. I'm so sorry. What kind of diet are you on?

Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, I'm on a diet, so I really understand where this guy's coming from. Poor thing. Talking about today's second date update, this dude, so I really understand where this guy's coming from. Poor thing. Talking about today's second date update, this dude Daniel wanted to call this girl named Kristen. He's on a strict diet, and while they were out on their date, he actually ate half of her sandwich while she was in the bathroom. And he thought that might have been a turnoff for her. But when we called her, we found out the problem was, in fact, Daniel's diet.

She didn't notice that half of her sandwich had been gone while she was in the bathroom, but Daniel was constantly telling her how unhealthy her chicken parm sandwich was. That he ate half of. And then literally started crying when she didn't order the cheesecake. I'm scared. Just eat something. This is not a diet that's going to work

for you. On top of his wild behavior at the dinner table, a few days later he contacted Kristen asking her to Venmo him half of the bill because he only got a salad. He blames his behavior on his diet. Yeah, that's what it is. Says his mood swings will be worth it in the end once he's all slimmed down. Oh man,

if he can survive. Yeah, she said she'd rather date a stable chubby guy than an unstable skinny one, so no second date. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, just email the show and we'll call the person who didn't call you back john stewart is back at the daily show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the daily show ears edition podcast dive into john's unique take on the biggest topics in politics entertainment sports and more joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

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