Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Hear Me Roar

Episode Date: April 19, 2019

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. A guy named Aaron is on the phone for a second date update today, and he met a girl in a way that I didn't think would actually be a good way to meet women. But now that I think about it, trying on their clothes is probably a good way to meet a woman. What? Oh, my God. That's exactly how Aaron met the girl he wants to call today.

At least that's what his email says. What's up, Aaron? How are you? Hey, how's it going, guys? Pretty good. Are you wearing a dress right now? I'm picturing you, like, creeping into her closet and putting her clothes on. No, it was an honest mistake. What? How? You know how it is.

You know, sometimes you're just walking along and like, oops, I put your pants on. That's weird. Is that my skirt or yours? It was a jacket, man. I don't have it on right now. Oh. Like at a restaurant or a bar or something. Nah, I was at a flea market shopping around and I'm trying on stuff, and I'm looking at myself in the mirror.

And to me, I'm like, okay, cool, this is a pretty cool jacket. Yeah. And then this girl walks by, and she starts laughing at me. I turn around, and I'm just like, what's going on? And she's like, that's a girl's jacket. And I was like, oh, dang. Hey, if it looked good, you should have worn it. It's very slimming.

Why are the buttons on the wrong side, though? It did look good. And then I looked at the tag and it said women's medium. So I was like, oh. That should make you feel good about yourself. You're nice and slim. So she was laughing at me and stuff. And then we sparked up a conversation.

And we talked probably for like 10 or 15 minutes. Nice. And she talked about how one time she tried on, like, guy's pants. So, you know, I thought that was funny. Yeah, exactly. You guys bonded. Well, and not only that, if you end up dating, you have, like, a shared wardrobe, which actually would be awesome. Yeah.

I could tell she was into me because she, like, kind of slapped me on my arm a little bit. So I was like, okay, you know, maybe this girl's really into me. And then I finally worked up my courage to ask her out on a date and she said yes awesome did you wear that jacket on the date I hope so no no no you didn't I didn't buy it I put it back oh you put it back what's her name by the way Gina Gina all right so what did you and Gina Well, I took her to a cat sanctuary. I thought that'd be a pretty cool place for a first date, you know, see some cool exotic animals and jaguars. Oh.

I thought you meant you took her to, like, the Humane Society to, like, look at house cats. I get it now. No, I didn't take her to the Humane Society. A big cat sanctuary. Yeah, like, exotic animals, like, interesting animals, not cat sanctuary. Yeah, like exotic animals, like interesting animals, not little cats. Some more like lions and jaguars

and not tabbies. Okay. And she loved it. Like, we were walking around there for like two, three hours, and it was really fun. She was so interested, and she kept, you know, like playfully slapping me again. Like, oh my god, look at the jaguar over there. She, like, grabbed my hand, and we just ran over there.

So I'm just like, this is going really good. Yeah. And then, yeah, at the end of the date, I had a little surprise for her because my friend works there. And I brought her behind the scenes to see how everything, like, happens, like how they feed the tigers, how they fill up the water bowls and stuff. That is so cool. That is awesome. Dude, you delivered on this date. Yeah, and it was really, really, really, really fun.

And the coolest part to me was, like, when we saw two lions, and the male lion was, like, cat-calling the female lion, you know, to, like, hey, come on over. It's, like, time to get down. And I was just like just like yo that's so awesome and so cool okay you didn't get pervy about it did you i mean i i pointed it out i was just like yo look those lions are about to make love and she laughed make love did you say make love well you know i didn't want to seem like a pervert i don't want to be like yo those lions

about to have sex you know yeah that's probably a funny way to put it. Thank love. That is so funny. I feel like there's, like, a romantic setting. I don't know why it's so funny to me, but it's really funny. I would have used the word hump, but that's just me personally. Well, you know, it was Lion King Part 3, you know? Okay. Okay. So, I mean, did she seem to like all that?

Yeah, she seemed to like it all. She was laughing and just continued to, like, you know, hit me, like, flirting. But, like, at the end of the night, I go in for my kids and she just gives me like a hug i was just like yeah i was kind of confused yeah i'm confused for you because like she was giving you all the signs yeah i was just like what's going on like she gave me all the signs she was flirting with me hitting me and then like i told her i'd call her the next day so i called her and i didn't get anything so i got texted the next day and she claimed she was out of town and i was just like okay i mean maybe she could be out of town and then like a couple days goes by again i text her nothing and then

she's just like oh i lost my phone i had to get like a new number i'm just like wow man what is going on i feel like she's just like kind blowing me off. Yeah. Sounds like excuses for sure. I'm really confused. I thought the date was a wonderful date. I had such a great time, and she seemed like she did too. I'm just really confused. Maybe she's into lions now. Maybe she saw what they did and was like, it's weird.

I'm in a weird spot. I don't want to date a human man anymore. I hope not. We'll play a song and then come back and call her right after this and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks. All right, hang on. Hello?

Hi, may I speak to Gina, please? This is she. Hey, Gina, how are you? This is Jubal from the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I know, I'm hilarious, right? What's this all about? Well, I'll tell you in a second. First of all, have you ever listened to the show before?

No. Okay. Is that bad? No, that's fine. There's a lot of people that don't. There's some that do. I don't care either way. I'm not really a metal loser, I promise.

I didn't think you were. Actually, I probably respect you more. But I'm calling because you went out on a date recently with someone who does listen to this show and they wanted us to call you. Who? His name is Aaron. The jacket guy.

That's what you called him. I forget, that's how you guys met at the flea market. The jacket guy. Yes, we did. The jacket guy. Yeah, he tried on this girl's jacket and i laughed at him yeah he told us all about that no he did it sounds like a lot he emailed us because uh we do a segment on our show called the second date update that's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened so aaron told us about how he met you. He told us about your first date.

And then he also told us that you're not responding to his phone calls or text messages now. He told you about our date. Yeah. And it sounded awesome from his description, like super organic and easy to be around each other. And then he hooked it up so you could go behind the scenes of the big cat sanctuary. It was an awesome date. It was. I will not lie. because I love big cats.

And they had jaguars and lynx and tigers and these lions. Right. He told us all that. He said you guys had a good time. He said he thought that you were really, really into it. So if you were and you liked the date and you liked him, why not call him back? He was really nice. And I, you know, I'm flirty and fun.

And, you know. So you just, I'm sorryirty and fun. And, and, you know, I, so you just, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but were you just not into him? Maybe not attracted to him? Cause when people describe other people as nice, it's usually not in a sexy way. Yeah. No, he was nice and he was cute and he did all that. There's nothing that he did wrong. I mean, honestly, I mean, he was as polite as they could be. He even said something about the lions making love. I don't know. But it was like what I thought was really polite. I was like, make you love. Don't they like make? So if it was if it was all good, though, why don't you want to go out with him again? I should call him or text him and I haven't and I feel really bad about it. Are you in a relationship? Oh, that's a difficult

question. The night after we went to the sanctuary, I looked up his friend that brought us to the sanctuary, right? I looked the guy up on Facebook just to thank him. Just, you know, thank you so much. We had a great time. It was great to meet you. I love the cats, et cetera, et cetera. Okay. So the guy friended me back, and he said, it was great to meet you. Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you come back to the sanctuary, and I will give you a more in-depth tour of the sanctuary, and I'll even possibly let you pet one of the cats. Whoa.

And I thought that was really awesome, but I also thought it was weird because I was like, well, is Aaron going to go with me or not? And it was just like this new thing, but the thing that kind of like let me want to go was the fact that the guy was

really hot. Oh. Oh, alright. Okay. He was wild and he was was, like, unbelievably manly, and he had these awesome chest, and I was just like, holy crap. He looks like one of the lions. I was like, oh, my gosh. And the fact that the lions are, like, mating in the...

I was like, okay. So you got a thing for his buddy then. Is that it? Yes. And I'm guessing you went back to the cat sanctuary for your intimate tour. I did. And we totally hooked up in the animal sanctuary.

What? Oh, what? Oh my God. Oh my God. I know. It's so bad. I was just so naughty. We were pushed up against the lion's fence.

Wow. It was one of those experiences that we're like, talk to of all time. Sounds like your date with that dude went off a lot better than your date with Aaron to the cat sanctuary. They were just different. Do you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, Aaron's the kind of kid that like, well, you know, you're really nice and I could take you home to my mom. And so you don't want a nice guy. You want to throw me up against a lion cage type of guy.

Yes, because that's exciting. Well, something else that may or may not be exciting for you to know, Gina, is that Aaron is actually on the phone and wants to talk to you. Are you kidding me right now, Gina? Oh, my God. Aaron, is that you? I take you on that date, and that's what you do? Mm-hmm.

Like, what is wrong with you? Look, you have to understand. You know, you're the nicest guy, and you're super cute, and you were so fun and everything else, and I have to thank you. I mean, it's like you should actually feel pretty good about all of this. Yeah, thank you by doing the zookeeper. How did this even happen? I don't know how long you've been listening, but you know what?

He contacted me on Facebook after I just gave a thank you. He friended me back, and he said, please come again. That doesn't make it right for you to just go and hook up with a zookeeper. Well, Aaron, I can tell you this. He's much more than a zookeeper. What does that even mean? Basically this, for me, he's like the king of the lions. I mean, he is unbelievably awesome and a great lover and he's funny. And it's just like, you know what? I should have texted you back and I should have told you. I said my bad on that. Yeah. Right. So what are you like dating him right now or something?

You're just going to date the lion zookeeper? Well, to be fair, I don't know what it was. You know, it's like, you know, we had this great night and we, you know, text occasionally. But, you know. Gina, I know him. He's my friend. All he wanted to do was hook up with you. That is not true.

That is not true, Aaron. He doesn't want to date me. No, it's not. Because I know he likes me. I've known him for years. Gina, do you know how many girls he's hooked up with against the lion cage? He's f***ing so many girls there. Aaron, but you know what?

I'm going to be his last. Well, okay. Oh, wow. All right. So, Gina, you feel like you're the one that's going to get him to stop his wild ways? I don't even know. Is that what you feel like, Gina? Yes, I am.

Because we really started off. There was a spark. Okay. Well, both of you, I think, are being a little out of control here. Erin, like, she's free to date who she wants to date. She didn't even kiss you. Gina, don't put a lot of stock

into your relationship with Lion Man. No, you haven't seen his hands. His hands are as big as a lion's paw. Wow. Sounds amazing. I'm probably a fool for asking this, but Gina, would you like to go on a second date with Aaron? We'll pay for it.

He has smaller hands. He's nice. Yeah, and a nice dude doesn't have lion cages at his house, I don't think. And that would be a big fat no. Yeah, I thought so. Aw, man. But I would like to go out with his friend, the zookeeper again.

You guys pay for that. Oh, come on. I'm not paying for that. I hope you go to the zoo, Gina, and you get eaten by a lion. Whoa! Aaron, slow it down. You know what, Aaron?

You're just feeling bad because you don't measure up to the king of the lions. Whoa. Rawr! Wow. That sounds like a sick lion. That was hot. Aaron, I'm sorry.

No second date for you. And I'm guessing this is probably the last time you take anybody to a cat sanctuary. Yeah, good luck again, Gina, getting f***ed under the stars or whatever. What? But it probably won't because he's not going to be calling you back. He's so bitter. I have one thing to say to you again, Aaron. No!

We got to end this. Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts 1.4 billion dollars in NFL quarterback contracts the untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history I'm AJ Stevens vice president of client strategy at Athletes First introducing the Athletes First family podcast the quarterback series my co-host Brian, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports.

I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club welcome to the party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart woman sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports Entertainment listen to welcome to the party that's p-a-r-t-e-e on the iHeart Radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts