Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Hibachi Heckler

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

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You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then, I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update.

The guy on the phone for today's Second Date Update thinks his date was a horrible disaster, but it wasn't his fault. Sure. So this is an opportunity to blame everybody else. His name is Vince. What's up, Vince? How are you? Hey, what's going on, man? What's up, man?

We'll get to how horrible your date was in just a second. First, though, tell us the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Her name is Tammy. Tammy. All right. And how did you meet Tammy? We met on a dating site, and we talked for a few weeks weeks and we were able to go out on our first date.

And was this like every other date that you'd been on from a dating site or were you anticipating something more special? Well, I just broke up a while ago. I was in a long term relationship and I haven't really been out there dating that much. So she was like the second person that I was able to kind of connect with. Oh, this is pretty new to you, this world of online dating. Absolutely. I haven't been out dating for a while. All right. And it was a disaster. But you say, well, you said in your email it was a disaster, but not your fault. So let's go and find out how everybody else screwed up your date. What happened? Well, basically, you know, like I said, I haven't been dating for a while. My idea was to do a dinner and a show.

Simple. And I looked up like dinner and a show. Simple. I looked up dinner and a show options, and that seemed a little expensive. I'm not cheap, but it just seemed a little expensive. So I talked to a buddy of mine, and he gave me the idea of maybe doing hibachi. Oh, I love those places. Yeah, those places are fun. Yeah, and it's such a good date because it gives you something else to talk about instead of just having to stare at each other over food.

Absolutely. So what's going on is you have dinner and the show all combined. Oh, I see what you're doing. Because they have those cooks that, like, flip things around and everybody goes, oh, my God, that was the most amazing thing ever. Is that a volcano? Wow, cool. Is that a volcano? You don't love when I say that every time.

Yeah. Leave it! Okay. Taking pictures of everything. You get to bond over that kind of stuff, right? Yeah. So, you know, we get there, and the restaurant experience wasn't that good. Oh.

You know, it started off like, you know, the drinks are fine. The whole, you know, the soup. You know, they bring out the soup. They bring out the salad. That was good. And then things went downhill when the chef came out. Really? He was all over my date. He was just staring at her. It was like he was eye-banging her. You know what I mean the chef came out. Really? He was all over my date.

He was just staring at her like he was eye-banging her. You know what I mean? It was crazy. What? I thought you were like not loving his show that he was putting on. He wasn't flipping to your standards. Nah, nah. It just wasn't really comfortable the way he was, you know,

eyeballing her when we're sitting down to eat. So did you try to fight him? No, no, I didn't try to fight him. I don't recommend that. Those dudes are good with knives. Yeah, very. Look, you know, I'm not the type of guy that really tries to start anything, but I really had to make a comment.

You know, it was like, it's really hot over here. You know, it was crazy. It wouldn't stop eyeballing my chick. So wait, hold on, though. It's not like he's performing for masses of people. Like, it's easy to make eye contact between you and the chef at one of those places. Yeah, but you don't lock in and stay focused. You know, he missed his pocket with the shrimp.

You know, obviously he's distracted by her looks because he couldn't get the show done. Okay, so he's trying to do his, like, fancy chef flips and all that stuff, but he was just staring at your date the whole time? Yeah, he's staring at her, and then he messed up the flaming onion thing. What? Yeah. It's supposed to be a volcano with fire shooting straight up in the air, and all it was was a little bit of steam.

Oh, wow. Okay, wait. That's probably the worst part about the whole thing, was the dude couldn't get his onion volcano done the right way. That's happened on many a dates. I think people at the table were disappointed, too. Yeah, I bet. Okay, but what was your date thinking?

Did she say she was uncomfortable with the way the chef was looking at her? You know what? I mean, it's our first date, and, you know, we haven't hung out, so I think she was just being polite about the whole thing. So, you know, I couldn't really get a good read on it, but I wasn't comfortable, and I didn't like it. Well, I'm just saying you could come off as a real jealous person if she didn't notice anything and you were outraged the entire time. Come on.

How could she not notice it? The whole table noticed it. Okay. Wow. But was the date with her other than that okay? I'm not sure. I mean, she's not calling me back. I mean, the bottom line is I was so disappointed

And I didn't leave a tip Oh yeah Wow It's possible she saw That I didn't leave a tip Is she thinking I'm cheap Or Okay

Dude I think you took The wrong route I don't think you should Have gotten angry with it I think you should have Made jokes about it And then like made it Like an inside joke thing

Between you two Then it could have been Funny and fun to talk about Yeah Did you not hear me? This guy's like, I'm being in my date. If you got that upset

that loud at the table, I guarantee that's probably why she's not calling you back too. So you think that is because she saw you not leave a tip and maybe thinks you're cheap? It had to be that.

I don't know what else it could be. How are things at the end of the date? Was she cool or? You know what? Everything was pretty cool the way the date ended. What I really just need help with, I want to go out on another date with her without a third wheel.

I think that hibachi guy messed everything up for me. Okay. And I want some help. I want to go out again. Okay. So have you tried reaching out to her? She's not talking to you at all? Yeah.

I'm texting. I'm calling and no response. It's just like if a hibachi guy gets you this fired up, I just can't imagine a person actually talking to her and hitting on her or something. If you were there, you would have seen it. You would agree that was totally inappropriate.

Alright. Okay, well we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update, okay? I appreciate it, man. Thanks. Alright, man. Hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. If you're just tuning in to today's second date update, Vince is on the phone, and he wants to call a girl named Tammy.

They went out to a hibachi restaurant, and he thought the date went horribly because the chef was looking at his date the whole time, so much so that he couldn't even concentrate on his tricks. He screwed up the volcano onion thingy, was flipping shrimp around, couldn't catch it in his pocket, and Vince was outraged. And he thinks the reason that he's not getting a call back

is because he didn't leave a tip. So Vince, we're about to call her, and I hope that at the end of this, whether it goes good or bad, you'll do the right thing and give us the customary 40% tip that you're supposed to give for Second Date Updates. Yeah, it's a 40% tip standard. I don't know if you goes good or bad, you'll do the right thing and give us the customary 40% tip that you're supposed to give for second date updates? Yeah, it's a 40% tip standard. I don't know if you know that or not, but you should. Yeah, I'll do it.

Yeah, so much for that free dinner at the end of this segment, huh? As long as you guys give me another date with her, I'll gladly give you 40%. Well, it's supposed to be either way, but whatever. Okay, fine. I think your biggest uphill battle is going to be trying to convince her that you don't have a jealousy issue. I don't think I do.

The guy crossed the line. You know, I tried my best to keep my cool, but it is what it is. All right. And I appreciate if you guys can give me a little help here. Yeah. Okay. For sure. All right.

I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Tammy, please? This is she. Can I help you? Yeah, I think so. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Oh, the radio station.

Well, that's a disappointment in that voice. I know, you didn't sound too excited about that. I'm excited, but I'm surprised. What's up? I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us about you. Oh, good or bad? You sounded more excited about that than actually talking to us, so I guess you're interested in that. Well, good and bad, I guess. Oh, that could be a number of people.

Can you fill in the blanks for me? Yeah, for sure. Have you heard a second date update before? Certainly. I listen to this station. Okay. Well. Uh-oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're smart, Tammy. Some people don't even get it when I start mentioning that. I heard you. Yes. Putting it all together. Second date update, you know, where if you go on a date with someone and then end up

not calling them after, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. I have never been on this end. I've listened, but it's a little uncomfortable on this end. Well, hopefully it gets more uncomfortable. Vince is the dude that emailed us. Oh, no. Yeah. What do you mean?

It's okay. He's not totally clueless. Like, he knows that your guys' date didn't go super awesome either. He's clueless on some other things, so I'm surprised, but go ahead. What else is he clueless about? Can you just tell him that you tried calling me and the number was out

of service? That bad, huh? I mean, can you just tell us what happened and why you don't want to call him back and we can pass it along? Well, at the start, he was a great guy, and I thought this is going to be a wonderful evening, but it progressively went downhill from there. Okay. And why? Anything in particular? We went to a hibachi restaurant, which I thought was a good idea because there's, you know, other things going on and we don't really know each other and we didn't have to make small

talks. The food was great, but you know, they do that little tricks here and there at the hibachi and my date started heckling the chef. Heckling? Heckling. It would be the best word. Like, don't drop that man. Don't drop it. Not in a nice way. Like, oh, I hope he doesn't drop it you know flipping shrimp up in the air lighting things on fire he just had a rude comment to make every time the chef did something and the comments felt aggressive aggressive rude childish oh my god i mean legit heckler wow fun we talked to him and he told us that he thought the guy was doing a terrible job. He didn't tell us that he was actually saying things to him, though, about it. At one point, you're not going to believe this,

he actually took a shrimp, tossed it in the air, caught it in his mouth, and he stood up, yelled at the guy, pointed at him, and said, I should work here. What? Wow. I don't think anybody would go if he was working there. Wow. Okay, so he was just mean to the dude and was like,

I can do your job better than you, you idiot. Jeez, what a jerk. And then he doesn't even leave a tip. I mean, at some point he should have realized he's being rude and embarrassing me and should have at least made up for it. But no, he just made it worse. He thought the tip thing was the issue. Apparently, it was also heckling

the hibachi chef. He could have left the biggest tip going. It didn't make up for all the crude remarks that he made at the hibachi chef. And if he's going to act that way on a first date, I mean, I can't imagine

when he gets comfortable in a situation. That's good behavior. He was making a spectacle out of himself. The people around us were pointing fingers. I wanted to crawl under the table. Oh, my gosh. That's bad. Maybe he was nervous.

It was a first date, but I don't know. I think you could control yourself a little better than that. I was absolutely shocked at what was going on. Tammy, you might be shocked again. And you've heard Second Date updates before, so you probably forgot or don't remember that Vince is actually on the other line. Oh, no. Yeah.

Yeah. Vince is on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Tammy, you know I was rude because the chef was rude. Vince, do you really think that was a reason for you to be as rude as you were? I've never witnessed anything like that. We were on a date and you were acting like a child. I wasn't babysitting anybody. I was on a date.

You're right. Tammy, you know, I mean, I could have fought him, but I didn't. I could have fought him. That is not the right thing to say right now, Vince. For sure. I could have fought him. That is not the right thing to say right now, Ben. For sure. I could have fought him. Sorry, not sorry. The guy was way out of line.

He crossed the line. He was rude. He's looking down at your shirt. I mean, he's on a baby, for Christ's sake. It was crazy. Wait, Tammy, did you feel like the hibachi chef was maybe flirting with you at all? If he were, I didn't notice because I'm a good-looking woman. It happens all the time.

I don't take notice of it. And Vince should have been proud, not making a big deal about it. Yeah. You know what? The bottom line is he had one job, and that was to cook and to do tricks. That's two jobs, I think, yeah. You had one job to be a date, and you couldn't do that. And by the way, your job is not being a hibachi chef.

So throwing shrimp up in the air had no bearing. You know what? You're just not grateful for me defending the honor the way I did. What? What? You know, a man with class would have taken it as a compliment and made a big deal of the fact that you had me and he didn't. Instead, you just blew everything out of proportion,

made it an embarrassment to me and everybody around us. Bits, I thought the whole point with this was, like, you to try to get a second date, not you to prove, like, you're more awful than she even thought. I'm standing up for myself. Nobody else around here is doing it. I mean, the bottom line was I'm trying to stand up for her when I should have, and she's not even grateful about it.

But, you know, I mean, I still want the second date. Oh. Oh, okay. But, I mean, I'm not going to tolerate getting my soul stepped on or having my lady being disrespected. You know, I didn't appreciate it. Okay. And, Vince, it sounds like Tammy is also super interested in that date.

So, Tammy, would you like to go on a second date with Vince? We'll pay for it. Did you not hear how horrible this whole experience was? I did. Were you listening at all? I did, but the question still stands. Would you like to go out with him? Look, Tammy, you gotta reconsider. Why don't you just come to my house and I'll cook you anything better that

a bocce chef could have possibly even thought about cooking. I mean, I can make you a nice ribeye, rice, corn, asparagus, and I can show you some tricks in the bedroom that you can't even imagine. You think he was impressive with that shrimp on the date. Yeah.

So we can do it in the bedroom, Tammy. How could any woman resist that offer, Tammy? Come on, Tammy. Oh, I'm just dying to jump in bed with you. Really? After that first spectacular date, that's exactly what I want to do. I've been looking forward since I left the restaurant. I've been looking forward to it.

So you're saying yes now, Tammy, or am I not picking up on some sarcasm? I can't tell. Pure sarcasm. Damn. Vince, you need to calm down a little bit out there in the dating world. This is not going the way I wanted it to. Hey, look, is it possible I get a date with somebody else if she's not going to go through with it?

What? Just anyone? Sure. Text in 78592. You want to date with Vince? He's got anger issues and doesn't like hibachi chefs that can't do their job correctly. Text it in.

Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and

stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart woman's fourth production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls.

And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.