Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: I Date Hella

Episode Date: September 21, 2018

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Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve,

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm excited to talk to the dude that's on the phone for a second date update today because the way he started off his email was just hilarious to me. Really? It just started with, I date Hella. What? And I've never been blown off. Oh, no.

So I need your help. Oh, my God. Yeah. We already all have an opinion of him, right? His name is Wesley. What's up, Wesley? Hey, what's up, guys? Not much.

So you date Hella, huh? Hella. You know it. Now, that wasn't a joke, right much. So you date Hella, huh? Hella. You know it. Now, that wasn't a joke, right? Wesley, you're being serious on that one. I'm an aficionado of dating. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

All right. So you go on a lot of dates. Yep. I don't think that that's probably a good sign is that you're going on a lot of first dates. It's usually that you get a lot of second dates is probably a better sign, Wesley. It's not the way my first dates go. Oh. All right.

Your first dates are successful, at least according to your email. You say you've never been blown off before, ever. Never. Really? Not one time, nope. Okay, so who's the lucky lady who popped your cherry? Is that too much for being blown off? This was months ago, and my memory is kind of, like, hazy,

but I met this girl, Christy, at a friend's house party. So we had mutual friends. I never talked to her before that, but we met at this party, and, you know, I use a line that works well. Is it that you date Hella? That is how I date Hella, absolutely. So I use this line.

I know a lot of guys have lines. But the line I use is I say, why don't we come back to my place? Because I make a banging quesadilla. What? Okay. Do you actually make the quesadilla or that's just a line? I make it from scratch. Secret ingredient, barbecue chicken.

Okay, wait, but you're telling me a quesadilla is what wins women's hearts over to come back to your place? Yes. And some of them, they're like, oh, I'm not eating sugar. I'm on keto. I'm on paleo. I could do keto quesadillas, gluten-free.

Wow. Whatever you need. You're the quesadilla master. That's it. I guess dudes should take note. Whatever you need. You're the quesadilla master. That's it. I guess dudes should take notes. Yeah. All you gotta do is be able to make a quesadilla and you can get any woman you want. Hey, seriously though, if you offer a drunk girl a quesadilla, there's no way she's saying

no to that. Okay. No way. Then you offer a drunk me a quesadilla. There's no way I'm saying no, man. I think you're basically taking home anyone. Yeah. I mean, I'm interested right now. I'm not even drunk yet. So is that how you met Chrissy then? You used the quesadilla line?

Yeah. And we ended up hooking up that night. And God, it was so long ago. I can't even really remember. We ended up hanging out a few times after that. And then we kind of lost touch. I don't really. I told you guys I date a lot so we get it i can't

i can't remember why we stopped talking i don't think there was ever like a conversation where we we said all right we're done it just kind of went away and why are you thinking about her now i was on facebook and you know how when somebody's profile pops up, it says, you know, somebody you may know it was her. And you're like, Oh, I remember that girl. Yes. She is so hot. And I can't remember why I stopped talking to her in a girl like that. I have no idea why we would have stopped seeing each other between having fun and her being just piping hot. I can't, I piping hot, I don't understand. Okay, so you just want some answers.

Absolutely, yeah. Can I ask you, since it's hard for you to remember, how many girls are you currently hanging out with right now? I have two on the reg right now. Oh, okay. So, I don't know. I mean, and here's the thing. I really don't even want to be exclusive with her. I just kind of want her back on the rotation, you know, back on the regular.

What kind of offer is that? A good old rotation. I mean, maybe she's got her own rotation going and it'll work for her. But have you contacted her? I tried texting her because I still had her number and, you know, no response. Okay. Wow. I mean, this is really a love story.

I cannot wait to get her on the phone and say, remember the guy who kind of remembers you? Every time we hung out, we had a really good time. I don't even think if you asked her if she had fun with me, I guarantee her answer is going to be yes. So why do you think she's not texting you back then? Honestly, I really don't. I can't put my finger on it. I really don't know. I could put my finger on a couple of things for you, but I'll just leave those to myself. I bet you would like to put your finger on a couple things, huh? I like to put my finger on those quesadillas.

They sound good. All right. Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update, okay? Sounds good. Yeah, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's second date update.

The stomach is the most romantic organ in the body. As the old saying goes, the way to a man's heart is through the stomach. And apparently, the way to a woman's pants is through the stomach as well. It just depends on what direction you're going. Wesley is on the stomach as well. It depends on what direction you're going. Wesley is on the phone with us and he has a signature move when he meets the ladies. Apparently when he's out at the clubs or partying

or whatever, he says that they should go back to his place because he makes a killer quesadilla. And the way he described them actually sounds pretty delicious. And apparently it worked with somebody named Christy, but now she's not calling him back. He also

says that he dates a bunch. He's constantly dating. He says he's got two girls that he's dating right now, and he was hanging out with Christy for a while, then she sort of dropped off. He doesn't remember why. He tried to text her a little while ago because he saw her picture come up in his suggestions on Facebook, but she never texted him

back, and that has not happened to Wesley before ever in his life. Is that right, Wesley? Oh, yeah. And I have to ask you, Wesley, are you honest with these women about what your intentions are? Like, you'll tell Christy, I don't want a serious relationship. We just want to have some fun. Brooke, you know what? I could tell that you don't like me. No. I can tell. I think it's fine as long as you're honest with your intentions.

I think it's fine to date around as long as you don't tell someone that you're looking for more or pretend like you're in a relationship with them. I disagree. And you know what? You disagree. If you weren't as old as you are. Oh, Leslie. Oh, you're coming for me like that, huh? You would be into this if you were younger.

You would be totally into this kind of data. It does not have to do with age. I'm just asking if you're an honest person. That is an ageless thing, Wesley. I'm pretty honest. I don't like to lead people on. All right. Rude, though, because I'm in my 30s.

Thank you very much. But whatever. All right. Well, I will dial her phone number right now. Here we go. Cool. Hello? Hi, is this Christy?

Speaking. Hey, Christy, how are you? This is Jubal from the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Hey. Hey. What's up? Like, how are you? This is Jubal from the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Hey. What's up? Not much. You listen to the show ever? Yeah, I've heard it sometimes, but why are you calling? Have you ever heard a second date update before?

Is that the one where people call in and then they haven't heard from someone or something? Yeah, that's exactly what it is, and that's exactly why I'm calling. Yeah, what? Well, you went out with a dude a while back, and you're not returning any of his text messages or phone calls, so he emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're not getting back to him. Are you sure that that was me? Because honestly, I haven't gone out with any guys recently. Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have said recently. I think it was actually a little while ago. I'll give you his name and then you can tell me if you remember going out with him. His name is

Wesley. The quesadilla guy. Do you remember the quesadilla guy? Met at a party. That guy? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you remember the guy that took you home and made a quesadilla? Yeah, he's a douche. Okay. Oh, douche. Big douche? No, I don't know what's going on.

And you hung out with him a couple times, right? Yeah, no know I did. Honestly, I'm kind of upset about it. Really? That you hung out with him for a while? Yeah. Did you get his text message from the other day? He said that he was thinking about you and then texted you to try to get together again. God.

That's a yes. Yeah. Yeah, I did. So wait, why do you regret hanging out with him? He hurt your feelings or? He's a yes. Yeah. Yeah, I did. So wait, why do you regret hanging out with him? He hurt your feelings or? He's a jerk. Like he's seriously such a jerk. How?

I just like. Like what did he tell you about our interaction? Like what did he tell you? He said that you guys met at a party. You went back to his place for quesadilla. Really good quesadilla, I guess. Yeah, no, it was good. I can't remember, like, what was in it.

It was like... He said it's barbecue chicken that he uses. Yeah, like special. Yeah. Okay, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good. We can talk about dating him,

or we can just turn this into, like, a food segment about quesadillas. I'm down with either. Whichever you want to do, Christy. He did say that you're very hot. Yes. And fun. He actually can't even remember why you guys stopped talking.

Well, that's good. He didn't say anything about his birthday. No, were you guys hanging out on his birthday? We hung out a few times, and he's like a doofus, but he was charming. So we were like hanging out around the time of his birthday. And a couple days before, I decided that I really, I liked him. I thought he was cool.

So I made him this birthday card. I like made it by hand. That's cute. Yeah, I mean, I liked him. I wanted him to know that I like him and when i gave it to him he laughed and said oh whoa you obviously care way more about me than i care about you wow dude so yeah all that bad and then he kissed me on the forehead oh yeah that sucks that's not cool that's like saying bless your heart. But honestly, it was not great. But quite frankly, like even though it was like harsh, he was being honest about it.

Yeah. He even like we had a conversation afterward and he was like, you know, I don't look, I save my feelings. So you may want to save yours for somewhere else. It was like really harsh. But in a weird way, I had some respect for him because he was at least being honest so like frankly the fact that he's calling in now because he can't remember pisses me off oh does it do you want to talk to him what no well he's on the other line listening he wants to talk to you so you could talk to him if you want christy he. He's, oh. What's up? Are you kidding me?

What's up? You didn't text me back. Are you, did you hear anything? Did you hear anything? Yeah, I did. I think it's hilarious. Christy, what's up? Are you kidding me?

You think this is hilarious? You think it's hilarious that you can't remember why we're not talking to each other? I don't know. I just think it's funny. I'm sorry. What? Oh, oh my god you are such a jerk you have so little respect for me that you can't even remember i mean now that you mention it yeah i guess i remember okay my god no so what do you what do you even want for me like i don't really understand what you want for me i mean you think we should go out again? Yeah, I want to see you again. I really do.

No, you don't, dude. No, you don't. What makes you say that? Dude, you already tried texting me, and I ignored your text. Get a clue. Yeah, I figured maybe you just forgot to respond. I don't know. I didn't forget to

respond. What you did on your birthday was inexcusable. You're still upset over the birthday card thing? Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? Oh, wow. No, I went through all of that effort to make that card for you, and you just treated me like I was your little pet. I feel so stupid. Look, I didn't ask you to make me a birthday card, all right?

That kind of came off a little clingy and a little desperate, so that's on you. I'm sorry. Oh, so every time somebody does something nice for you, that's clingy and desperate, huh? Yeah, I mean, I would have been just as happy if we did the same thing we did the night before. But no, you had to go make it all emotional with feelings and sprinkles and crap.

Oh, my God. This is just, like, nonsense. Like, this is talking to a lunatic. I am so turned on right now. Get it out. You're turned on? You're turned on? What are you turned on by, Wesley?

No. No. Guys, just listen to how intense and passionate she is right now. Oh, I can't get over it. Oh, man. Ew, are you kidding me? You are gross. Come on. Oh, come on't get over it. Oh, man. Are you kidding me? You are gross.

Come on. Oh, come on, you. This is disgusting. You really think that this is working? I do feel like, Wesley, you're kind of delusional. Yeah. You're old. You're not into this. Christy, I heard you tell them that you had a good time with me, that we hung out. It was all good. You loved my quesadillas. Yeah, I did like the quesadillas back then before I realized what a jerk you are. Talk dirty to me. I love it. What? Get angry.

No, no, no. You're ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Christy. Can I please get off the phone? This is weird. Well, in just a second,

I need to ask you a question. Would you like to go out with Wesley again on a second date? Yeah, we'll pay for it. It's like you have two Wesleys on the phone right now with you, Christy. What did you say, Christy? I couldn't hear you. Not a shot in hell. Wesley, I was surprised.

I thought you were going to turn her around to your side. I really thought she was going to go for it, too, man. Yeah, I know. No, he's being sarcastic, Wesley. Christy, listen. You're not remembering the good times we had. Please try to remember the good times. Oh, my God, shut up, you loser.

Wesley, I don't think you're getting a second date with Christy. Hey, that's all right, guys, because like I said, I got two other ones right now, so we're good. Okay. All right, well, Christy, thank you for your time. Appreciate it. And she's gone. All right. Wesley, good luck and continue to date Hela. All right. Thanks for your help. Yeah. All right. See you.

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